Saiph The Swordmaster
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Joined 12-16-19, id: 12984726, Profile Updated: 03-10-21
Author has written 11 stories for Slender, Hunger Games, Avengers, Stranger Things, 2016, Maze Runner Trilogy, and Gravity Falls.

Hi! I'm Saiph. I go by He/Him and They/Them pronouns. (Though I HEAVILY prefer They/Them) My interests include but are not limited to writing about Harry Potter, Sally Face, The Hunger Games, Maze Runner, Percy Jackson, Stranger Things, Gravity Falls, She-Ra, Marvel, MHA, collaboration fics, and coming up with really dorky usernames.

Black Lives Matter, Trans Rights are human Rights

20 Fanfiction Questions

  1. What is your favorite trope?

A: Angst. I am an absolute angst addict. I love Hanahaki Disease but have never written anything for it.

  1. How many fandoms are you currently in and what are they?

A: I'm currently in the Gravity Falls fandom, Umbrella Academy, She-Ra, Danplan/AOP, Percy Jackson, My Hero Academia, Stranger Things, and Harry Potter.

  1. Who is your favorite character in each fandom?

A: Gravity Falls: Dipper, Bill, and Ford

Umbrella Academy: Klaus and Five

She-Ra: Catra

Danplan: Hosuh

Percy Jackson: Nico Di Angelo, Percy Jackson

Harry Potter: Sirius Black, Luna Lovegood

MHA: Tenya Iida (He has my entire heart. XD)

Stranger Things: Mama Steve, Who else?

  1. What is your OTP?

A: Gravity Falls: Mabifica, BillDip (Don't kill me), BillFord, Fiddauthor, Dipcifica

Umbrella Academy: Klaus x Dave

She-Ra: Catradora, Glitradora, Glimbow, Catrouble, Scorfuma

Danplan: Ivsuh, Stosuh, Jayphen, Elvin, JayStosuh

Percy Jackson: Solangelo, Percabeth, Frazel, Piper x Shel

Harry Potter: Wolfstar, Jily, Lilymus/Remily, Hinny, Grindledore, Arthur x Molly, Drarry

MHA: Izuchako, Kiribaku, Tododeku, Eraser Mic, IzuOcha

Stranger Things: Mileven, Elmax, Byler, Harringrove, Jopper, Murrlexi

  1. What is your NOTP?

A: Gravity Falls: Pincest, Stancest, Mobbie

Umbrella Academy: Allison x Luther (It's still incest)

She-Ra: Adorabow, Pertrapta

Danplan: Danphen, Dansuh, ANY INCEST PAIRINGS

Percy Jackson: Lukeabeth, Perachel, Rapollo, Percico, Jercy, Jasico, ANY INCEST PAIRINGS

Harry Potter: Snily, ANY INCEST PAIRINGS, Snarry (Do I even have to explain why this one is messed up?), Dramione

MHA: ANY INCEST PAIRINGS, ANY PEDOPHILIC PAIRINGS, Bakudeku, Kacchaco

Stranger Things: ANY INCEST PAIRINGS, ANY PEDOPHILIC PAIRINGS, Lumax, Henclair (Lucas x Dustin), Wileven, Madwheeler

  1. What is your favorite genre to read?

A: Hurt/Comfort. As much as I enjoy characters getting tortured, I hate it when they don't get the happy ending they deserve

  1. What is your favorite genre to write?

A: Angst, Hurt/Comfort, and Romance

  1. Which character do you most identify with?

A: Probably Dipper. His self-esteem issues and nerdy interests make him a relatable character.

  1. Which character is the most difficult to write?

A: Fiddleford. His accent freaking kills me. Stan is also harder to write. And I always make Mabel sound too young.

  1. Which character is the easiest to write?

A: Ford, Bill, and Dipper are pretty easy to write.

  1. What is your favorite fan-fiction story not written by you?

A: Jersey Boy By Fordtato. It's a Fiddauthor fic about Ford and Fidds when they were in college in the 70s. And dear god is it good. Do yourself a favor and look it up. it's on AO3

Casting Moonshadows By Moonsign. It's a Wolfstar fic that takes place when they're all in school. It's masterfully written and it's one of the first fanfictions I've ever read. Check this one out too. It's on this site.

Anything by Keleficient and Marehami

Literally, anything they've ever written is worth a read.

  1. Which fan-fiction story would you like to see turned into a movie?

A: I would love to see Keleficient and Marehami's Adoption AU series turned into a movie. It's amazing, even if it made me ugly cry.

  1. What is your least favorite fan-fiction story?

A: Everybody's Watching Gravity Falls By: ShinShinJane. Do yourself a favor and DON'T look this one up. Unless you enjoy infuriating Mabel bashing and character hate, I'd stay away from this one. It's poorly written and the characters are terribly OOC. Just trust me.

  1. What is your least favorite trope?

A: I don't really like Arranged Marriage AUs, and ABO makes me vaguely uncomfortable.

  1. If you could eliminate one character from your favorite fandom who would it be?

A: That's a hard one. If I had to, I'd probably eliminate Swift Wind from She-Ra. He’s honestly an unnecessary character and can be pretty annoying at times. (His interactions with Scorpia are awesome though.)

  1. Which fan-fiction story have you read more than ten times?

A: I don’t think I’ve read anything more than ten times, but I’ve definitely read Jersey Boy a lot. (They’re working on the update, I promise.)

  1. Which cliche secretly makes you weak in the knees?

A: Okay, okay, you got me. My absolute favorite romantic cliche is the girl next door. I love the secret pining and the other character slowly realizing they’re meant to be. It’s too cute!

  1. What will make you “nope” out of a story?

A: I don’t often nope out of stories, but controversial authors, character bashing, rushed romance plots, and surprise smut always makes me stop reading.

  1. What is one tag you’ll exclude in your fan-fiction search?

A: I don’t exclude many things, but ABO, smut, and Major Character death are no-nos for me.

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Invictus by ManicPixieDaydreams reviews
Four years after a successful Weirdmageddon, Dipper, Ford, and a small group of Remnants fight daily to survive Bill's harsh new world. Wendy is dead at the hands of Bill's minions, and Mabel is in cryostasis, near death. When Mabel's cryo tube suddenly goes missing, in searching for it, Dipper discovers that Wendy isn't dead after all-but death may have been more merciful.
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,919 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/6 - Published: 5/14/2020 - [Dipper P., Wendy] Gideon G., Pacifica N.
The many faces of the Author by BriliantLight reviews
This is a series of one-shots that have a different Ford, or Author, stepping out of the portal at the end of NWHS. Not every story is in the same genre, and things might get a little weird, but hey! It's Gravity Falls! What did you expect?
Gravity Falls - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 97 - Words: 273,095 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/13 - Published: 4/24/2020 - Dipper P., Mabel P., Grunkle Stan, Grunkle Ford
Monsieur Loyal by Benny The Crazed Cartoonist reviews
Seventeen-year-old Stanley Pines isn't doing so well: no money, no car, no hope. And then, a strange man in a top hat offers him a job. How could he refuse? And now, ten years later, they're taking their show to a little backwater town in Oregon... (Circus AU)
Gravity Falls - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,176 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/29/2020 - Published: 2/18/2020 - Grunkle Stan, F. McGucket, Grunkle Ford - Complete
This Much Pain (Rewritten) by Xonilou reviews
Rated T for gory imagery. Yes, I am the original author. Let's pick up right where we left of, with the bus slowly chugging away from the stop. Suddenly, everything goes terribly wrong and the Pines' lives turn upside down. Will they be able to survive this much pain?
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,489 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/26/2020 - Dipper P., Mabel P., Grunkle Stan, Grunkle Ford
Casting Moonshadows by Moonsign reviews
Lonely and outcast by his classmates, Remus wishes on a moonshadow for a friend who understands him. To his amazement his wish is answered not once, but three times, by his former enemies, the Marauders. SBRL and some JPLE as well, of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 87 - Words: 395,792 - Reviews: 9224 - Favs: 6,440 - Follows: 5,820 - Updated: 9/14/2020 - Published: 2/5/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Daggers? by The Forest Dog reviews
Written for Saiph The Swordmaster's Lost Time writing contest. Lost Time belongs to them. Set in a Middle Ages Royalty AU. Mason never wanted to go to the gala, but when you have your twin and your knight both saying you should, it's kind of hard to say no. Maybe something good will come of this? Eh, probably not. Rated T to be safe.
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,828 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/27/2020 - [Dipper P., OC] Mabel P., Bill - Complete
DBH: Escort Mission by WayWardWonderer reviews
Connor escorts stray ducklings to safety. Enough said! (The world is full of doom and gloom right now, so why not create something a little more positive and silly?)
Detroit: Become Human - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,200 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/10/2020 - Connor, Hank A. - Complete
Hey! We OK by SoullessFollower98 reviews
It never concerned L; it was just something he had to do to function. Stressful situations can call for strange remedies. It wasn't until Light Yagami intervened that L realized there could be better ways to cope... Warning! Self harm
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst/Crime - Chapters: 14 - Words: 55,694 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 5/25/2020 - Published: 6/20/2015 - Light Y., L, Soichiro Y., Matsuda T.
Sunburn by hellomynameisv reviews
The sunburn transmission, except in the Giver's perspective rather than Jonas's. *shrugs* Just something I wrote for English in eighth grade.
Giver - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/5/2020 - Jonas, The Giver - Complete
Replaced by GreenNanoTech reviews
Ever since the play Michael has felt a growing rift between himself and Jeremy. But when the SQUIP returns in human form Michael is determined to keep it away from his friend at all costs. What he isn't prepared for is the computer changing everything. For better, or worse? (SQUIP Redemption. Human!SQUIP.)
Be More Chill - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 52 - Words: 249,690 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 4/21/2020 - Published: 4/8/2018 - Complete
Smile-Dipper by The Forest Dog reviews
Mabel decides it'd be a great idea to force Dipper to have some Smile-Dip. Long-story-short, she'll probably end up regretting it. Get ready for about two-thousand-and-a-half words of Dipper being delusional. And just what exactly is this "cherry juice" he keeps mentioning, anyways? Pre-Weirdmageddon one-shot.
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,588 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/4/2020 - Complete
The Raven that Refused to Sing by ValidityForDissonance reviews
Following the dreadful findings at The Island, Lemony Snicket's travels in pursuit of further documentation of the Baudelaire orphans find him in the Eldritch Harbor; but while he had readied himself for any possible lead, he did not anticipate the one that now lay unconscious in front of his eyes: Violet Baudelaire. DISCONTINUED. See notes at the end of chapter 14.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,720 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 1/24/2020 - Published: 2/19/2017 - Violet B., Lemony S.
Hold On Just a Little While Longer by Hufflepuff44 reviews
After realizing that Connor can be afraid of heights if he throws himself off the building on his first mission, I figured that I had no choice but to write a little diddle of Connor having Acrophobia. I'm bad at writing summaries and even worse at picking out titles. Please be kind to me :)
Detroit: Become Human - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,654 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/21/2020 - Connor, Hank A. - Complete
DBH: Something to Fight For by WayWardWonderer reviews
A string of missing deviants leads Connor to the source of the abductions, and in the end Connor must fight for his life and find his way back to Detroit in one piece after being critically injured. While Connor struggles to survive a brutal world of illegal underground fights Hank struggles to maintain his sobriety after his best friend (and son) disappears without a trace.
Detroit: Become Human - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 32,300 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/2/2019 - Connor, Markus, Hank A., Simon - Complete
Whatever It Takes by Starryknight09 reviews
Peter's struggling to cope after the loss of Mr. Stark. Everyone keeps telling him it'll get better and that he needs to move on, but Peter doesn't want to. He can't envision a life without his mentor. So when an idea comes to him, he doesn't hesitate, no matter how crazy it is. He's going to get Mr. Stark back. Whatever it takes.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 95,174 - Reviews: 578 - Favs: 725 - Follows: 557 - Updated: 9/4/2019 - Published: 5/17/2019 - Iron Man/Tony S., Spider-Man/Peter Parker, May P., Morgan S. - Complete
Devastation: Again and Again and Again by Freckled Angel 11 reviews
Peter is back. The timeline is reset and the damage by Thanos is undone. But is it really that easy? What is the cost of the Avenger's time travel? What lasting effects will be felt in the present timeline? Will Peter's life go back to normal? Or will the effects of a broken timeline break Peter for good? Tony/Peter Father/Son relationship. Full Summary inside. ON HIATUS
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,955 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 3/22/2019 - Published: 3/18/2019 - Iron Man/Tony S., Spider-Man/Peter Parker
His Weak Spot by Freckled Angel 11 reviews
Do Avengers have a weakness? Peter was still learning to identify his weaknesses, but Tony knew all about his own weak spot. When Peter falls victim to a small group of brutal criminals, Tony will need to figure out how to get him out without giving away Peter's identity as Spider-Man. Will he save him in time? Father/Son relationship (M for language and violence).
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,552 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 2/18/2019 - Published: 1/10/2019 - Iron Man/Tony S., Spider-Man/Peter Parker - Complete
Coded by HiddenFlowerDesi reviews
Being dress coded always sucks, especially when it done solely because a teacher doesn't like you. AKA: the story of how Sal and his friends don't take bullshit from assholes, even if they are a teacher.
Sally Face - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,650 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 28 - Published: 1/2/2019 - Sal Fisher, Larry Johnson, Todd Morrison - Complete
A Day in the Life of Bipper by doppydoopydoo reviews
After Mabel's ridiculous 'sock opera', Dipper hopes his troubles with Bill are over. But of course the evil dorito has no intentions of letting him go that easily. No - he wants to ruin Dipper's life entirely.
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,250 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/25/2016 - Dipper P. - Complete
Phineas and Ferb go to Gravity Falls by RebootHipster reviews
As Phineas and his friends travel on vacation to Gravity Falls, they meet the Mystery Twins and embark on a dangerous adventure in order to seize the day. Meanwhile, Doofenshmirtz gets into all kinds of trouble in this strange new town.
Crossover - Phineas and Ferb & Gravity Falls - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 19,091 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 4/1/2016 - Published: 9/13/2015 - Phineas, Dr. Doofenshmirtz, Dipper P., Grunkle Stan - Complete
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Tales of the Multiverse reviews
This story is for reqeust based oneshots based off of my popular fanfiction, Lost Time. They may take place anywhere in the ten years Dipper is in the multiverse. If you would like to make a request, please read the rules first. I would recommend reading Lost Time first, otherwise this fic won't make any sense. Thank you for all your support!
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,709 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/31/2020 - Published: 6/25/2020 - Dipper P., Bill, OC
Lost Time reviews
In this story, Dipper goes for a walk and ends up breaking the Bill statue. Bill then sends them both to the Nightmare Realm and fuses his power with Dipper. Dipper ends up traveling the multiverse for ten years with a group of outlaws, and even gets married. One day, Mabel accidentally reads out a spell that brings him back. The question is, why is Dipper the only one who's aged?
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 62,075 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 10/30/2020 - Published: 4/16/2020 - [Dipper P., OC] Mabel P., Grunkle Ford - Complete
Bittersweet Cyanide reviews
This story is... Well... A story. It's basically an extremely dark AU where Bill and Ford are serial killers. Set in the perspective of Ford, we see him deal with his homicidal urges throughout his life. What happens when he meets someone like him? Is a wretched killer such as him capable of love? Will their romance last? Billford. I do not condone any of the characters' actions.
Gravity Falls - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,167 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/29/2020
Lab Safety reviews
A sleep deprived Ford thinks it's a good idea to do a dangerous experiment without protective equipment. As usual, Fiddleford has to knock some sense into him. Some fluffy Fiddauthor, because I adore this ship. I do apologize for Fidds' accent, I know it's terrible. Rated T for graphic description of an injury.
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,153 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/18/2020 - [Grunkle Ford, F. McGucket]
My Kid reviews
Stanford Pines never wanted kids, but when he accidentally destroys 8 year old Stella Colee's planet, he isn't left with much of a choice. How will this closed off genius handle this bright, sunny child being forced into his life. How will having a daughter effect his time in the multiverse? And most importantly, how will Stella react when she learns that Ford destroyed her home?
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,699 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/16/2020 - Published: 5/11/2020
What is Real? reviews
This is a dark two shot fic based on the theory that Bill and Stanley are the same person. When Bill shows up in Fords dreams to tell him about this, he isn't sure who to believe. Is his brother who he says he is, or is he a liar? Is Ford willing to kill his twin to save the multiverse? Will he wake up and find his choices to be a bad dream, or a sickening reality. What is real?
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,072 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/5/2020 - Grunkle Stan, Bill, Grunkle Ford - Complete
Just Because You're Breathing, Doesn't Mean You're Alive reviews
The Zombie Apocalypse has hit, and Mike Wheeler is 18 and the leader of his party. By his side is Will Byers, his best friend and Co-leader. He's been through his share of trauma, but his party has helped him. Sure, his sister and Eleven's face still haunt him, but he's made his peace with it. When he finds his young love, old wounds resurface. Especially since she still looks 13.
Stranger Things, 2016 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,765 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/8/2020 - Published: 3/5/2020 - [Mike W., Will B.] Eleven/Jane H., Max M.
The Price of Proxy-hood Part One: The Schism reviews
TJ, James, and Sophia have always been good children. They were polite, smart, and obedient. No one would ever expect them to be the three Phantom Runaways. Follow our protagonists as they're plunged into an unfamiliar world of chaos, death, and brutality. A hopeless battle between the Operators and their rebelling proxies. Welcome to Creepypasta. Rated T for language and violence.
Slender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,169 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/1/2020 - Published: 12/17/2019 - Slender, OC, Jeff the Killer
Here For You reviews
This is a cute Newtmas One-Shot that I wrote a long time ago. In it, Pre-Maze Thomas is ordered to program the sky for the maze. Unfortunately, he's struggling quite a bit. As we all know, WICKED isn't very patient with failure. Can Thomas' sweet boyfriend Newt Realize what's going on before it's too late?
Maze Runner Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,213 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/14/2020 - [Thomas, Newt] - Complete
The Spider Twins reviews
20 years after the events of Endgame, Peter Parker has a great life. He has MJ, two beautiful children, and a pretty awesome family (Super or not). He still misses Tony, but doesn't regret anything he's been through. Everything is said and done. At least, they thought so. What happens when Peter retires from Spiderman? And could his kids be the twins trying to replace him?
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,140 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/29/2020 - Published: 2/26/2020 - [Michelle J./MJ, Spider-Man/Peter Parker] Iron Man/Tony S., OC
Hunger Games Horror Crossover reviews
Because it was too perfect. Angels of Death, Marble Hornets, Creepypasta, and Sally Face all in the Hunger Games. What other franchises would fit together so neatly? After all, all of these are kill or be killed. This is set during the 10th Annual Hunger Games. Rated T for Language and Violence. Let the Games, Begin! May become M in later chapters.
Crossover - Hunger Games & Slender - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,058 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/12/2020 - Published: 12/19/2019 - Jeff the Killer, Jane the Killer, Lauren, Kate