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Author has written 41 stories for Harry Potter, Quantum Leap, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, DC Superheroes, Young Justice, Ironman, Bewitched, Freakazoid, Munsters, and Monty Python.

According to my stats, an amazing number of people have been looking at this, so maybe I ought to put something profound here:

- But then I realized that I don't really have that much to say that's all that profound...

SO...

Robst is back (I mention this so that everyone who feels the need to let me know he's returned to write a new story can quit telling me about it) but the gist of my last post is still valid.

Harry Potter Fan Fiction is still winding down. Support the writers whose work you enjoy, you may not have them for long.

This time, I think I'll talk about reviewers and reviews. As you might know I frequent the The Blot's Caer Azkaban and my own Deluded Muse Yahoo groups. Among the discussions we have on those groups are ongoing threads on some of the less than comprehensible reviews we get.

A personal headscratcher I got recently came from Inspected by #13. A reviewer accused me of writing stealth Slash because my OC love interest, Edwina (or Eddie). It seems that the Story was stealth slash because Eddie is a man's name.

Seriously. What the hell? There has been female variants of English male names since the language emerged, and 'Edwina' is one of the oldest.

I purposefully used a listing of Edwardian English names to find Edwina, mostly because naming conventions in Rowling's Magical world seem to come from that era. I called her a girl before I named her in the story. Her reactions to situations (the few there were involving her) all seemed to be female to me, perhaps stereo typically so.

How could this character and her interactions with Harry possibly be stealth slash?

Other writers get weird reviews. Anonymous reviewers asking questions... how does that make any sense? Reviews that ask (demand?) the story be changed to introduce a specific character (perhaps a minor character from the 'other' canon in a crossover, or a specific request for a specific ship be used. that plot points be used, that certain characters be killed as messily as possible.

It goes on and on. Please, don't do those things. They are annoying as hell.

Tell us what you like or don't like about the story. That's good. Tell us when you think we get canon characters wrong, but always keep in mind, we aren't writing the canon stories. "Good Story" Reviews inflate our review counts, but don't tell us anything... (and seriously, when you review every chapter of every story you read with the exact same phrase "You're good at this" for example, you're wasting both of our time.)

You have favorite or hated characters. That's great, so do I. However, take a deep breath when you remark on how a character is used in a story that is, I remind you, NOT CANON. I have, on occasion been accused of being a Snape lover and a Snape hater by different reviewers for exactly the same paragraph. Think for a moment before making those accusations, there might be a reason I need Snape to do what he's doing in the story... Then again, they may not. I really don't like the character and torturing/killing him is loads of fun.

So, again, support your favorite writers, you won't have them forever.

Status of my current works:

Harry Potter and the Invincible Technomage: Chapter 21: About 9k words, aiming at 12k.

Harry Potter and the Distaff Side: Chapter 17: 4k words aiming at about 8K

A scene from a story I playing with when I can't get the words to flow on my current focus; Working title: Harry & Ron

“And what are you two up to?”

Harry Potter looked up from the drawings he and Ron Weasley were marking up. “Ron and I are just trying to figure out what we should do this weekend, Hermione.”

“It’s just a wild suggestion on my part,” the bushy haired genius said sarcastically, “but you could spend your weekend working on your assignments due next week.”

“Now, that’s just crazy talk,” Ron opined.

“OH!” Hermione huffed. “Just don’t come running to me when you both fail.”

“You know, sometimes I think she’s wound just a bit too tight.” Harry noted watching his female best friend stomp from the Great Hall.

“Hi Harry,” Sue Bones said as she approached the Gryffindor table with several of the Hufflepuff girls in tow. “What’cha doin’?”

“Oh, hi Sue,” Harry replied. “Ron and I were trying to figure out what we were going to do this weekend.”

“You could always help us,” the redhead said with a coy smile. “We Hufflepuff Girls are going to spend our weekend spreading goodwill throughout the castle by doing Random Acts of Kindness.”

Harry got a calculating look. “Random Acts of Kindness, eh?”

“Doing something that was truly random,” Ron noted, “would take quite a bit of planning and preparation.”

“You know Ron; I know what we’re going to do this weekend!” Harry said with manic enthusiasm.

“That’s great Harry! Say,” Susan asked suddenly concerned, “where’s Hedwig?”

--===oooOOOooo===--

In a secret underground lair, Agent O carefully adjusted her fedora and activated the Comm panel. Instantly the wall-sized video monitor lit up showing a white haired man with an equally white mustache.

“Ah, Agent O, good of you to make it. Lucius Malfoy has been buying up all the hair care products in the UK. We’re not sure what to make of this, but we’re sure he’s up to no good. Your mission is to find out what he’s up to, and stop him.”

Agent O nodded and extended her wings before a somewhat nasally voice spoke from off screen.

“Ah, sir?”

“Oh, yes,” Major Monogram sighed. “Before you head out to stop Lucius Malfoy’s nefarious scheme, you have another mission today, Agent O. Today is an official Mentoring day here at O.W.C.A., so you’ll need to spend some time with your intern.”

Agent O’s shoulders slumped, and she even seemed to molt a bit.

“Oh come now Agent O, I know that spending time with an intern is a horrible thing to contemplate, but it isn’t really all that bad,” the man said in a conciliatory tone. “I mean, after all, I have to do it every day.”

“Hey!” the nasally voice protested.

“Calm down, Carl, you know it’s true.”

--===oooOOOooo===--

The Organization Without a Cool Acronym staff cafeteria was filled with fedora-wearing agents and their hyperactive interns as each agent suffered through his or her required hour of mentoring.

Agent O cast a gimlet eye over her feathery git of an intern, as said feathery git, wearing the traditional propeller beanie of an O.W.C.A. field agent intern, fluttered about the room like a constipated wiener dog. Reaching for her lunch with her left leg, Hedwig shook her head. When she had been starting out with the organization, the OWCA had much tougher standards.

With an apologetic glance toward Agent M at the next table, she took a beak full of field mouse and tried to leave as few entrails as possible hanging from her beak. She knew that her day could not possibly get any worse, and then it did.

Sliding onto the seat across from her was her main rival here at OWCA, Agent P. It galled her that despite the fact that this… bottom feeding monotreme, while not actually being a predator, had somehow managed to maintain a top-flight reputation at the Organization.

Of course, when one only has to face off against a joke like Heinz Doofenshmirtz, how hard was it to build a reputation? She wondered idly how long this semi-aquatic egg-laying mammal would last against an opponent with magic.

The platypus maintained eye contact with Agent O for several seconds before issuing for a sort of clattering growl. Agent O bobbed her head a single time and responded.

“Prek”

The platypus nodded, then looked down and sighed. Agent P disappeared for a moment and returned helping an extremely small juvenile echidna wearing an intern’s propeller beanie up to the table.

Agent O heroically kept her mirth to herself. Her intern may very well be a feathered idiot, but at least he could climb into a chair if need be. With a flash of her beak, Agent O finished off her field mouse, just in time for her intern to lose control of his flight, and crash in a most undignified, un-Owl like manner, headfirst into Agent P’s coffee cup.

Agent O rolled her eyes. Could the O.W.C.A.’s standards fall any lower?

Evidently, they could, as Agent P’s intern demonstrated by somehow managed to tip the cup full of wet Owl-Git over ending up trapped beneath the heavy porcelain mug with the squirming owlet.

With a long-suffering sigh, Agent P lifted the coffee cup, freeing both the writhing, peeping interns from their self-imposed prison.

Agent O retrieved her intern and began cleaning the coffee from the hyperactive owlet in a manner that would, to those not familiar with owl interactions, suggest a savage beating.

To those familiar with owl interactions, there was no suggestion at all. It in fact, was a savage beating.

The only thing that saved Pig the Intern from massive injuries was the intercom issuing a loud 'Bing' followed by a rather nasally voice announcing: "Attention all Agents. Mentoring time is over; proceed with your primary daily missions. Good Thwarting, Agents!"

Agent O released her intern in time to spot Agent P offering her a nod, before vanishing into the churning crowd. Agent O launched herself into the air. There was no way she was going to allow that bottom-feeder to surpass her as an agent.

--===oooOOOooo===--

yeah, a Phineas and Ferb fusion. Harry and Ron in the P&H roles, Hermione in the Candice Role, Minerva stands in for 'Mom', Sue and the Hufflepuff girls for Isabella and her troop, Draco for Beauford, Neville as Rajeesh, and of course Hedwig as Agent O with Lucius as the 'Villain'.

- For anyone who cares, I've also got an original piece or two over at fictionpress.com...

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Strangers at Drakeshaugh by Northumbrian reviews
The locals in a sleepy corner of the Cheviot Hills are surprised to discover that they have new neighbours. Who are the strangers at Drakeshaugh? When James Potter meets Muggle Henry Charlton his mother Jacqui befriends the Potters, and her life changes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 115,741 - Reviews: 1256 - Favs: 1,247 - Follows: 1,622 - Updated: 7/28 - Published: 9/17/2010 - [Ginny W., Harry P.] [Ron W., Hermione G.]
Have Chrome, Will Travel by Deadlandmarshal reviews
Albus Dumbledore has been looking for his young charge for a long time, he is being assaulted on all sides by those who are looking for the young man he lost so long ago. He has taken a final desperate gamble with the coming of the Tri-Wizard Tournament, he wanted Harry Potter… the Chrome Wizard has come! Betaed by the amazing pazed!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 54 - Words: 140,769 - Reviews: 1891 - Favs: 2,717 - Follows: 3,682 - Updated: 7/25 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Harry P.
Friends and Foes by Northumbrian reviews
Harry and his friends finally know who killed Ginny and Luna's classmate, Colin Creevey. It is 2001, and the search has been ongoing for a year. Will those final few foes who escaped justice at the end of The Battle ever be brought to justice?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 57,328 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 7/5 - Published: 1/4/2014 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] [Ron W., Hermione G.]
The Phoenix Syndrome by apAidan reviews
It's two years after the Epilogue and there's an emergency at the DMLE. so Director Hermione Granger-Weasley has to go into the office and find out exactly what's going on. Epilogue compliant Harmony. Rating for violence / torture scene in chapter 6 Chapter 13 edited for a continuity error on 4/8/2013
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 29 - Words: 122,318 - Reviews: 846 - Favs: 691 - Follows: 1,101 - Updated: 6/26 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
West of Here by MK-ONE reviews
Harry Potter accidentally disappeared to another place and time the night his godfather fell through the veil. Voldemort has taken over and Harry is needed now more than ever to fight the growing evil. The only trouble is that Harry Potter is no longer a teenage wizard, but a full grown territorial marshal who uses weapons of a simpler, harsher time period, somewhere- west of here.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Western/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 131,545 - Reviews: 554 - Favs: 1,447 - Follows: 1,854 - Updated: 6/10 - Published: 1/12/2014 - Harry P., Katie B.
Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 276,868 - Reviews: 14079 - Favs: 17,378 - Follows: 14,868 - Updated: 4/23 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Harry Potter and The Shades of Grey by Ravenwood240 reviews
Harry has lost his strongest supporter and has to chart his own course. Someone is going to make him an offer he can't refuse, even if it feels like dealing with the devil. STATUS Change: This story will be finished as written... The other SoG will be renamed and changed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 231,607 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 827 - Follows: 973 - Updated: 4/15 - Published: 8/17/2006 - Harry P., Pansy P.
James and Me by Northumbrian reviews
Annabel has a bad day, and she tries to deal with it as best she can. The last thing she needs is to meet someone else who has hurt her, someone who she hasn't seen in many years. Do people really change. Has James Sirius Potter finally grown up? Warning: Language, and some smut.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,877 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 3/20 - Published: 8/25/2012 - [OC, James S. P.]
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 30356 - Favs: 16,769 - Follows: 14,603 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Wand of Uru by alienyouthct reviews
After slipping diagonally through time and space to a familiar time in an unfamiliar world, Harry finds himself fighting to save a future that's not quite what he remembers? STORY UNDER REVISION; please see the last chapter for info...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 88,049 - Reviews: 1230 - Favs: 1,801 - Follows: 2,191 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 6/27/2008 - [Harry P., Tracey D.] Daphne G., Loki
Just Another Valentine by Northumbrian reviews
It's St Valentine's day. What surprises lie in store for Head Auror Potter and his family ?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,673 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/20 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] Albus S. P., James S. P. - Complete
Don't look back in Anger by robst reviews
Can some angry words change everything?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 140,102 - Reviews: 4496 - Favs: 4,123 - Follows: 4,042 - Updated: 1/25 - Published: 9/4/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.] - Complete
Bits and Pieces a collection of sorts by BajaB reviews
A place to put all of the snippets and ideas that are never going anywhere. Mostly Crackfics.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 51,698 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 1/22 - Published: 10/19/2010
Harry the Hufflepuff by BajaB reviews
Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,176 - Reviews: 1243 - Favs: 5,380 - Follows: 1,739 - Updated: 1/7 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Boy Who Lived by The Santi reviews
Harry Potter loves, and is loved by, his parents, his godfather, and his brother. He isn’t mistreated, abused, or neglected. So why is he a Dark Wizard? NonBWL!Harry. Not your typical Harry’s brother is the Boy Who Lived story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 147,796 - Reviews: 3891 - Favs: 7,613 - Follows: 7,815 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Harry P.
Harry Potter Without Harry Potter by Nim-the-Lesser reviews
Suppose Tom Riddle never bothers to show mercy, and Harry Potter dies with his parents? What would that mean for the world, to have no Boy-Who-Lived to save them? ("A couple of stubborn kids" just doesn't have the same ring to it.)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 91,307 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 12/10/2014 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Neville L., Ron W.
FWAC - old version by Tostie reviews
AU seventh year - Albus Dumbledore and the order of the Phoenix use an old ritual to summon a hero from another world. He isn't exactly what they had expected – (initial)indifferent!Harry – no slash – no Horcruxes - On hold
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 180,592 - Reviews: 1397 - Favs: 2,504 - Follows: 3,263 - Updated: 10/19/2014 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Harry P., Blaise Z., OC, Daphne G.
Palimpsest by Larry Huss reviews
Hermione gets some of the answers early. She has trouble understanding what all the questions are.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 114,720 - Reviews: 732 - Favs: 1,209 - Follows: 1,618 - Updated: 9/4/2014 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Hermione G., Harry P.
On the Way to Greatness by mira mirth reviews
As per the Hat's decision, Harry gets Sorted into Slytherin upon his arrival in Hogwarts—and suddenly, the future isn't what it used to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 232,797 - Reviews: 3254 - Favs: 7,863 - Follows: 9,041 - Updated: 9/4/2014 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Harry P.
The Keeper by B.B.Ruth reviews
Post DH, Post Epilogue. Four years after Hermione resigns from her job at the Ministry and moves away, she is forced by necessity to ask Harry to take care of Hugo. Harry doesn't know that Hugo is his son.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 74 - Words: 441,895 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 8/3/2014 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
He has a dog by dogbertcarroll reviews
The Order of the Phoenix calls in outside help to deal with their little problem...
Crossover - Scooby Doo & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,818 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 7/22/2014 - Published: 7/18/2014
Indomitable by ShaperV reviews
Naruto isn’t a moron. Jiraiya isn’t a clueless loser. The Kyuubi doesn’t intend to die. Three simple facts that will change the course of history. Eventual Naruto/Multi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 82,589 - Reviews: 1321 - Favs: 4,379 - Follows: 4,842 - Updated: 6/24/2014 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Naruto U.
A Shadowed Soul by devilblondie reviews
He was abandoned at a young age, the world believing him dead. They were wrong. Death Eaters believed untouchable are dying. Who is this assassin? Will he join Dumbledore or take the war into his own hands? Not typical powerful!politic!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 18 - Words: 93,039 - Reviews: 2543 - Favs: 5,659 - Follows: 6,367 - Updated: 3/18/2014 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,268 - Reviews: 5541 - Favs: 8,378 - Follows: 8,991 - Updated: 2/25/2014 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Luna L.
Delicate by SaoirseAngel reviews
Harry is sick and tired of always being kept in the dark, of being lied to, and of being protected. He's had enough and he's going to take control of his life. Takes place at the summer before sixth year. HHR. Slight HBP spoilers. Some Dumbledore bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 378,520 - Reviews: 2318 - Favs: 2,837 - Follows: 2,992 - Updated: 1/12/2014 - Published: 5/6/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Best Laid Plans by arun2110 reviews
Madara had a plan. The Yondaime ruined it. Madara made another plan. One that could not fail. But the best laid plans of mice and men often go awry and this one had just run straight into the number one most surprising ninja in Konoha, one Uzumaki Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 180,905 - Reviews: 1206 - Favs: 1,941 - Follows: 1,915 - Updated: 12/12/2013 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Naruto U.
Salvation in Shadow by odev reviews
In a world where twisting the very fabric of space and time is commonplace, Harry Potter is considered something extraordinary. Yet when he finally arrives at Hogwarts after being missing for seven years, no one can quite figure out what kind of person he is. Himself included. Darkish themes, no slash, no pairings, some lemons mixed in.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 77,193 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 1,085 - Follows: 1,194 - Updated: 11/3/2013 - Published: 10/3/2013 - Harry P.
Tabitha's Diary by Larry F reviews
Tabitha Stephens travels to Hogwarts to conduct secret research for a thesis, but finds that her plan didn't account for everything she'd experience.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bewitched - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,675 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 10/3/2013 - Published: 5/1/2011
Firebird's Son: Book I of the Firebird Trilogy by Darth Marrs reviews
He stepped into a world he didn't understand, following footprints he could not see, toward a destiny he could never imagine. How can one boy make a world brighter when it is so very dark to begin with? A completely AU Harry Potter universe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 172,506 - Reviews: 3614 - Favs: 3,547 - Follows: 3,054 - Updated: 8/24/2013 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Harry Potter: Hero of the Wizarding World? by JK Pratchett reviews
An aged Harry reveals the scandalous truth about his youthful exploits. Read how a lying, womanising coward became the hero of the magical world. Rated M for language and sexual content. Title changed to comply with website's guidelines.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 66,935 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 515 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 6/14/2010
Knowledge is Useful, But Power is Power by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Harry and Hermione are gifted a handwritten book at the beginning of Fourth Year. A book that reveals horrible truths about the world they live in. Prepare for a tougher Harry and a battle focused on the Ministry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 93,462 - Reviews: 1266 - Favs: 3,030 - Follows: 2,493 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Complete
Potter Yojimbo by Sneezy reviews
Auror Harry Potter has sociopathic tendencies, looks good in leather pants, and can't escape the life he's chosen. Enter Luna Lovegood. Multichapter, HarryLuna.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,408 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 7/27/2013 - Published: 10/21/2006 - Harry P., Luna L.
Haunted by Mrs.InsaneOne reviews
A shared legacy, deadly intrigue, formidable magic, demonic youkai, and frustrating prophecies are just a few of the hazards Natsume Takashi runs into when he uncovers old lies and new family. Pairings: NT/TT, HP/LL, hints of NL/HG. COMPLETE.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Natsume Yūjin-Chō - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 52 - Words: 467,692 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 7/20/2013 - Published: 11/7/2011 - Harry P., Takashi N. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Rise of the Amphiptere by Lord Supremo reviews
Post-OotP. After a traumatic start to his summer at Privet Drive, Harry snaps. An unlikely ally emerges, and Harry's discovery of the true Prophecy leads him away from Dumbledore and into the darkness, ultimately culminating in a battle for his very soul. Features Fem!Blaise, Dark!Aristocrat!Harry, Manipulative!Dumbledore, and eventual Harry/Many
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 105,423 - Reviews: 866 - Favs: 1,675 - Follows: 2,319 - Updated: 7/7/2013 - Published: 5/14/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort
No Knowledge, No Money, No Aim by Eternal Payne reviews
In a world where Neville Longbottom was marked as Voldemorts equal, Harry Potter is determined not to be his Inferior, and that leaves only one option... Not Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 51,748 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 1,054 - Follows: 1,150 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 9/20/2012 - Harry P.
Sinister Relations by Snowie2 reviews
An objection is raised to Albus Dumbledore's placement of Harry Potter in a Muggle household. The Wizengamot makes a startling decision that will change the course of history...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 35,702 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 956 - Follows: 1,563 - Updated: 5/27/2013 - Published: 8/4/2005 - Harry P.
Dudley's Girlfriend by GreenEvans reviews
Dudley has a girlfriend & Harry's teases him, Dudley retaliates with "At least I have a girlfriend" making Harry claim Hermione's his girlfriend. What happens when the Grangers show up & Dudley demands proof of their relationship. CH 7 Officially Rated M
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 56,192 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 704 - Follows: 901 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Down the Rabbit Hole by mathiasgranger reviews
As the Death Eaters chased Harry and his friends through the Department of Mysteries. Harry stumbles upon a room that changes everything before it ever happens. H/Hr in an alternate canon verse.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,497 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 1,220 - Follows: 1,036 - Updated: 3/23/2013 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Reunion by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It all starts with Hogwarts' Class Reunion.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 61,134 - Reviews: 1696 - Favs: 3,973 - Follows: 3,138 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Complete
Naruto Way of the Shining Hand by Veive reviews
Uzumaki Naruto didn't receive the time and attention he needed to really shine until after the Chuunin Exam. Hyuuga Hinata was constantly put down and belittled. What would happen if they helped give each other the things they needed most?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,945 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 11/12/2012 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Time to Learn by loralee1 reviews
Sequel to Time to Live, Harry returns to Hogwarts for his sixth year detirmed to enjoy the rest of his schooling without the threat of Voldemort. If only it were that simple. AU, Post OotP, No HBP,
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,255 - Reviews: 838 - Favs: 1,656 - Follows: 2,607 - Updated: 11/2/2012 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Harry P.
Back Again, Harry? by Jedi Buttercup reviews
Harry makes a different choice in King's Cross and is given the double edged gift of a second chance. Time Travel AU, DH canon. WIP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 70,606 - Reviews: 3176 - Favs: 5,924 - Follows: 7,990 - Updated: 10/9/2012 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P.
Rocking the Boat by DerLaCroix reviews
Harry is left with the Dursleys just after his godfather had died. One thing leads to the other and Harry is fed up with being a puppet. He breaks free and finds help. And boy, does he start rocking the boat.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 245,662 - Reviews: 3162 - Favs: 6,107 - Follows: 5,063 - Updated: 10/2/2012 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
My Nephew Harry by Lucillia reviews
During the two months she had watched her eight year-old nephews, Marge Dursley discovered that Petunia was a pathological liar, Vernon had somehow been brainwashed by that no good b***h, Dudley was the spawn of Satan, and Harry was actually a good kid.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,044 - Reviews: 1001 - Favs: 2,845 - Follows: 2,589 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Marge D., Harry P. - Complete
The Little Veela that Could by Darth Drafter reviews
During the Second Task of the Tri-Wizard Tournament, Headmaster Dumbledore watches his plan for the Greater Good crumble and die. A Veela girl receives the gift of life through the blood and sacrifice of the last Potter. Gabby/Harry w/ a twist.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 350,784 - Reviews: 1908 - Favs: 2,683 - Follows: 2,316 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Gabrielle D., Harry P. - Complete
4 Out of 5 DADA Professors Recommend by wwwendy reviews
With the DADA professor for 1996-97 being unknown, Dumbledore assigns all returning students a summer essay, “What I have learned in DADA while at Hogwarts”. You wouldn't believe the approach Harry took, as some people are finding out, much to their shock
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 52,038 - Reviews: 898 - Favs: 2,431 - Follows: 2,822 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 4/24/2005 - Harry P.
From The Ashes by AndrewsQuill reviews
Trying to come to grips with the loss of his godfather and the devastating news about Ron and Hermione, Harry seeks solace on the grounds where he discovers that he really needs a friendly face.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,223 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 808 - Follows: 1,210 - Updated: 5/29/2012 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Harry P., Susan B.
Partially Kissed Hero by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Summer before third year Harry has a life changing experience, and a close encounter with a dementor ends with him absorbing the horcrux within him. Features Harry with a backbone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 103 - Words: 483,646 - Reviews: 14814 - Favs: 7,929 - Follows: 7,040 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Harry P.
The Queen who fell to Earth by Bobmin356 reviews
Forced to compete and abandoned by his friends, he steps from the tent with only one goal in mind, suicide. Instead Harry awakens a power that spans time and space and starts a war between the worlds.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dragonriders of Pern series - Rated: M - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 18 - Words: 302,411 - Reviews: 2394 - Favs: 4,109 - Follows: 2,313 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Silver Shadows by Wolven Spirits reviews
Framed and betrayed, Harry disappears from the Wizarding World upon his release from Azkaban, finding his true heritage, and finds himself a new identity. He knows that Voldemort is not gone, and it seems that his past has no intention of letting go.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 47,272 - Reviews: 586 - Favs: 942 - Follows: 1,291 - Updated: 3/4/2012 - Published: 8/22/2005 - Harry P., OC
Thoughts of Pudding by Brian64 reviews
*This story has been revised and reposted under a new title: Thoughts of Pudding 2012 story # 7808517 . Please change your alerts to that story, as only chapter 23 will be posted to this old version.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 127,226 - Reviews: 726 - Favs: 1,004 - Follows: 1,242 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Harry P., Luna L.
The Obligatory Marriage Law Fic by Luan Mao reviews
Harry has to marry a witch for the good of Wizarding Britain. Harry does not like this.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,180 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 1,651 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 2/15/2012 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and Here There Be Dragons by clamaraa reviews
OS: Qu'est-ce qui serait arrivé lors de la première tâche du Tournoi des Trois Sorciers, si l'éclair de feu ne c'était pas présenté? TRADUCTION!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - French - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
The Founders' Heir by Renatus reviews
Pre HBP. Days before his sixteenth birthday, Harry Potter disappears in a blaze of fire and magic. When he returns, few recognize him for who he is. He's out for Voldemort, as per the Task the Founders' set to him. And he isn't about to fail.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 142,276 - Reviews: 3567 - Favs: 4,251 - Follows: 4,194 - Updated: 1/19/2012 - Published: 4/27/2005 - Harry P.
Dudley Dursley and the New Normal by alikat522 reviews
Bad things happen. Life gets strange. Dudley tries to carve out a little bit of normality in a world that has gone mad around him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 32 - Words: 53,167 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 1/16/2012 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Dudley D. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Mudblood Liaison by HorseLoverTW reviews
An alternate version of HBP and DH with more focus on Hermione's character than in the books. Picks up with Hermione's conjured canaries and Harry comforting her without being interrupted by Ron and takes off from there. Eventual H/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 86,913 - Reviews: 653 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 1,039 - Updated: 11/30/2011 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Wand Shop Sketch by NothingPretentious reviews
"Do you have any wands?" - "Well," Ollivander exclaimed, "I'm afraid we don't get much call for them around these parts, sir." - "Not mu-? they're the most popular tool for casting spells in the world!" - "Not round these parts, sir," Ollivander smiled.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Monty Python - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 30 - Published: 11/18/2011 - G. Ollivander - Complete
Lessons With Hagrid by NothingPretentious reviews
"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 2,338 - Follows: 389 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Rubeus H. - Complete
The Sea King by Doghead Thirteen reviews
Nineteen years ago, Harry Potter put paid to Voldemort at Hogwarts; now it's nineteen years later and, as the diesels hammer on, a bushy-haired girl is still searching for The-Boy-Who-Walked-Away... Oneshot, Deadliest Catch crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,361 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 845 - Follows: 149 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Complete
Modest, Too by Luan Mao reviews
Tear it all down and build it back up, better. It's a modest goal.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 61,289 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 1,011 - Follows: 1,000 - Updated: 10/15/2011 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Harry P., Tracey D.
Weapons Free by angelicxdiscord reviews
We've been fighting this war for a long time. Muggles, they call us. They struck first. England fell. Then France. Spain. Italy. It took us ten years of tactical withdrawals and air strikes to stop their advance. Now it was our turn to push back.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 35,235 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Complete
No Hurry At All by robst reviews
Remus was so shocked at seeing Sirius fall through the veil that Harry had raced past him before the boy's intentions even registered with the werewolf. Screaming "Sirius!" Harry followed his godfather into the veil before anyone could stop him. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 126,691 - Reviews: 3686 - Favs: 6,404 - Follows: 3,524 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 2/18/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Trio and Ginny Read Fanfiction by Lady Alinor reviews
One fine day at the Burrow, Harry and Ginny relaxing on the couch, and Hermione is reading something on her laptop. 'Hermione, what are you reading,' Ron asks. 'Oh, just a bit of fanfiction...' she says lightly. Therein lies the tale. DH spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,334 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Complete
Coming Back by chem prof reviews
Post DH excluding Epilogue . Following his defeat of Voldemort, Harry finds the pressures of his even greater celebrity unbearable, and decides he needs to leave wizarding Britain. His best and truest friend makes him promise to return someday. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,047 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 835 - Follows: 455 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Born This Way by zArkham reviews
Shortly after the war Luna Lovegood suddenly up and disappears. For years there is not a hint of her before Harry Potter gets a clue that brings him backstage of the Rose Garden to find a startling secret. Harry/Luna
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,334 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 55 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
An Inconvenient Truth by old-crow reviews
After the events in third year, the wizarding world grows darker. Fudge seems intent on spending more time covering up what's happening than dealing with it. Could a stronger relationship between Harry and the Bones family change history?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 173,313 - Reviews: 1993 - Favs: 2,704 - Follows: 2,343 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Harry P., Susan B.
Luna's Helping Hand by Rex Tims reviews
Luna Lovegood has only one person she considers a friend and will go to extreme lengths to help him, including helping him find love with as many women as he can and convincing him it's the right thing to do.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 33,937 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 1,194 - Follows: 1,518 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Harry P., Luna L.
Harry Potter and the Remnants of the Soul by Cubdom reviews
PostHBP HP&SueBones Voldemort miscalculated, granting Harry a victory, but one deeply tainted by loss. Piecing together his shattered Soul, Harry must finish school and step into a society where he wields incredible power, wealth, and responsibility. Rated M for violence and character death.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 101,643 - Reviews: 748 - Favs: 1,045 - Follows: 1,378 - Updated: 5/11/2011 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Harry P., Susan B.
Thor the Parody by Adrian Tullberg reviews
Spoilers, and humour bordering on libel.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,384 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Thor - Complete
The Dark Lord's Equal by Lens of Sanity reviews
Years after the Epilogue things look bleak; Harry Potter agrees to go back to the Ministry Battle to change history for the better. Premise; "canon makes sense" though not in the way you think. Fight scenes, humour, romance, magic, and insanity. FINISHED
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 58,281 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 1,237 - Follows: 456 - Updated: 4/16/2011 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Operation Chaos Done Right by Star Bear reviews
Having lost everything the seventh year class decides to go back in time and do it right. This is going to require lots of planning though, because they don't want to be bored by the same time line now do they?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,106 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 1,089 - Follows: 1,291 - Updated: 4/12/2011 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Harry P.
Demenomancy by Adari reviews
Fudge thought it was Christmas come early. Dumbledore thought it was the death of the Magical World. No one was prepared for what the future really brought. Beginning is a bit messy due to murder.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,011 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 865 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 4/8/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
I Need You by chem prof reviews
What if Hermione's parents had pulled her out of Hogwarts after she was nearly killed by a basilisk in her second year? How would Harry have managed without her? Years later, she returns and learns about his life in her absence. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 62,305 - Reviews: 790 - Favs: 1,718 - Follows: 890 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Inviolate by scriviner reviews
Someone messed with Luthor's mind. Someone was going to pay. A mystery that slowly unveils a terrible secret within the DCU and Lex's response to what he finds. Now complete!
DC Superheroes - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 26 - Words: 160,886 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 3/6/2011 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Mysterious Island by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Umbridge has driven Dumbledore from Hogwarts, now she's after Harry and the DA. They escape, but, to steal a phrase, "Our situation has not improved." While Harry and some friends work to survive, the rest of Britain has to face Voldemort without him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,769 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 466 - Updated: 2/28/2011 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Harry P., Hannah A.
Who’s Afraid of the Dentists’ Daughter? by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
Muggleborn Hermione Granger is sorted into Slytherin, but after a nasty prank goes wrong and gives her red eyes, her classmates become convinced that she’s the Dark Lord’s heir.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,620 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 1,512 - Follows: 1,805 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Hermione G.
Holly Evans and the Spiral Path by wordhammer reviews
Holly is prickly and poisonous like her namesake, only with Hermione she's more normal. Dark and disturbing Girl!Harry tells her story via an enchanted journal.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 50 - Words: 405,903 - Reviews: 717 - Favs: 704 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G., N. Tonks - Complete
Simple and Clean by DigiFruit reviews
Trelawney never made the prophecy, Voldemort was never defeated on Halloween of 1981, Britain has fallen into darkness, and Harry Potter is just another no-name soldier trying to smuggle a certain Muggleborn witch out of Death Eater territory
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 30,087 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 259 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Pleasant Surprises, Welcomed Changes by jokerswyld reviews
Isolated from his friends after the end of the Triwizard Tournament, Harry's only escape from the nightmares is hard tedious work outside. That is until an unexpected letter arrives for him one day. Harry PotterDaphne Greengrass
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,580 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 1,633 - Follows: 2,065 - Updated: 1/25/2011 - Published: 8/7/2007 - Harry P., Daphne G.
Harry Potter and the World that Waits by dellacouer reviews
A shell shocked but triumphant Harry Potter decides to leave his world behind for another. Someone should have told him that AUs can be really, really different. HP/ X-Men crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 122,880 - Reviews: 2740 - Favs: 5,860 - Follows: 6,831 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Harry P.
Not the Only Redhead by joemjackson reviews
Harry asks Ginny to the Yule Ball. Everyone believes Harry is destined to be with a redhead. There is more than one redhead in Hogwarts, though.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 56 - Words: 333,911 - Reviews: 2188 - Favs: 2,320 - Follows: 1,860 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Something Grim This Way Comes by Ruskbyte reviews
Harry is about to start his first year at Hogwarts. With him comes his cynical, somewhat unofficial, not to mention bent on world domination girlfriend Mandy. And they're also bringing their mutual best friend i.e.: indentured servant the Grim Reaper.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 68,629 - Reviews: 930 - Favs: 3,016 - Follows: 2,009 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 11/18/2005 - Harry P., Mandy
Harry Prongs Tatum by Silverfawkes reviews
on hiatus AU They left him on a doorstep and he wandered away.Features Independent Stubborn Harry and pokes fun at the foibles of the magical world.Rating for occasional language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 88,802 - Reviews: 1870 - Favs: 3,722 - Follows: 4,340 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Harry P.
Child of Grace by AzarDarkstar reviews
DEAD STORY! AU. The Girl-Who-Lived discovers the wizarding world and unearths secrets that could change her life forever. Or end it. Fifth Year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 54 - Words: 370,548 - Reviews: 1276 - Favs: 1,497 - Follows: 1,278 - Updated: 11/21/2010 - Published: 10/19/2004 - Harry P., Luna L., Blaise Z., Tom R. Jr.
Realizations by Wishweaver reviews
Harry returns to Privet Drive after 4th year and finds it...empty! What do you do when you can't go to your friends for help? Additional Story Notes FYI: a. AU Summer before Fifth Year Fic, b. Not particularly fast paced.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 264,047 - Reviews: 8532 - Favs: 10,352 - Follows: 7,809 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 3/6/2003 - Harry P.
Turn Me Loose: A Harry Potter Adventure by jbern reviews
The sequel to Bungle in the Jungle. Told in 2nd person. Harry Potter has returned to England. In the jungles of South America, he became his own man, a hero of his own choice and not unfortunate circumstance. Is it enough to save him?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 134,063 - Reviews: 1778 - Favs: 3,209 - Follows: 1,940 - Updated: 11/13/2010 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Oh No! Not Again! by HermanTumbleweed reviews
Fun romp through the early Hogwarts years with H/Hr/L wreaking havoc on history and Wizarding society after waking up in their 9 & 10 year old bodies. Character bashing rampant in this redo. Rated M for language, adult situations and themes, and violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,022 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 968 - Follows: 1,413 - Updated: 11/11/2010 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Harry P., Luna L.
Agent O by Rorschach's Blot reviews
She's a suave, flying personification of unstoppable demonic fury. But you can call her Mother Owl.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,431 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 1,187 - Follows: 483 - Updated: 11/2/2010 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Hedwig, Harry P. - Complete
My Master's Bride by Paimpont reviews
A little Gothic story for Halloween. Yes, it's a Harry Potter story - just read to the end!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,731 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Complete
The Hogwarts Graduate by canoncansodoff reviews
Close adaptation of "The Graduate," with a young Dustin Hoffman playing the role of Harry Potter. Harry tries to figure out what to with his life after he defeats Voldemort and graduates from Hogwarts. Cue a magical Mrs. Robinson.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,075 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 10/29/2010 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Harry P., Tracey D.
Butterfly by Little Miss Mionie reviews
What if Parvati didn't want to go dancing with that boy from Beauxbatons, and dragged Harry onto the dance floor instead? A simple action leads them both into a much darker destiny filled with romance, danger and prophetic visions. AU, Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 68,929 - Reviews: 707 - Favs: 941 - Follows: 772 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 2/17/2007 - Harry P., Parvati P. - Complete
The Time Meddlers by witowsmp reviews
After things have gone terribly in the war, Harry and Hermione decide to travel back in time to stop the war from happening. Things go well at first, until...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 118,030 - Reviews: 2770 - Favs: 3,234 - Follows: 2,259 - Updated: 10/14/2010 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Justice Served With A Side Of Fries by Lady FoxFire reviews
A curse, a blessing and old magic – It's best to never assume anything
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,582 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 1,617 - Follows: 603 - Updated: 10/9/2010 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
The Strange Disappearance of SallyAnne Perks by Paimpont reviews
Harry recalls that a pale little girl called Sally-Anne was sorted into Hufflepuff during his first year, but no one else remembers her. Was there really a Sally-Anne? Harry and Hermione set out to solve the chilling mystery of the lost Hogwarts student.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,835 - Reviews: 1417 - Favs: 3,024 - Follows: 1,011 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Initiation by SwissMiss1 reviews
Draco prepares Crabbe for his initiation as a Death Eater. Gen, crack. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Draco M., Vincent C. - Complete
Best Mates by chem prof reviews
A humorous one-shot in which Hermione challenges Ron as to which one of them is truly Harry's Best Mate.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,656 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 2,503 - Follows: 426 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and Ice Cream Delights by Luckner reviews
Harry Potter knew that a person's life could be changed in a single day, but until a summer day with Luna Lovegood he never knew that his life could be made forever better. Fred and George add their own wicked magic. Harry fights back. For romantics.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 158,878 - Reviews: 771 - Favs: 1,584 - Follows: 889 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Break Away by Dream Hime reviews
When Naruto and Sakura spend two months under Kakashi, they realize he won't help them move on to their own goals. Given a new teacher, they leave the village and return four months later to take the Chuunin Exams. How have they grown?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,934 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 6/26/2010 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Hagrid's new fish by Dumanios reviews
Over the summer, Hagrid got himself a nice new fish.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Jaws - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 881 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Rubeus H. - Complete
Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 8156 - Favs: 15,363 - Follows: 6,515 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Nargelites by PerfesserN reviews
A Harry / Luna / Hermione story that begs the question, what would have happened if Harry had met Luna before either of them attended Hogwarts? Also, what if Harry reminded Severus Snape of Lily Evans, rather than James Potter?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 68,832 - Reviews: 1122 - Favs: 1,751 - Follows: 2,135 - Updated: 6/10/2010 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Harry P., Luna L.
Even After Time by SwishAndFlick31 reviews
It's been four years since Harry and Hermione have left England. Now that Mister and Missus Grangers' health is failing, Harry and Hermione, along with their son, Andrew, have to return to England. Back to the Wizarding world, and back to the Weasleys. HH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 85,513 - Reviews: 584 - Favs: 723 - Follows: 483 - Updated: 6/6/2010 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
He's Not Normal by Uncle Stojil reviews
Harry Potter goes back in time and has to start everything again. Do you think he will be careful not to screw the timeline up? No, he doesn’t even think about it! A story featuring a loony Harry and a Magical World that seems willing to adapt to him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 51,722 - Reviews: 763 - Favs: 2,857 - Follows: 3,105 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Harry P.
The Next Great Adventure by Meteoricshipyards reviews
The consequences of magical powers aren't always foreseen or understood. Harry Potter is about to encounter the downside to a power he acquired a long time ago.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,185 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 74 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Time, Interrupted by Madm05 reviews
Summary: After she is murdered, Hermione's soul is sent back in time in order to prevent Harry from becoming the next Dark Lord, but quickly learns her task is not as easy as she thought it would be. A second chance story, with a twist. Eventual HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 180,083 - Reviews: 1516 - Favs: 1,344 - Follows: 1,459 - Updated: 4/24/2010 - Published: 5/20/2006 - Hermione G., Harry P.
Dolores’ Angels by Sarah1281 reviews
After Umbridge invades the DA and brings Harry to the Headmaster's office to be punished, he finds that the name at the top of the incriminating parchment wasn't 'Dumbledore' Army' but 'Dolores' Angels.' Only one thing to do then: Impersonate a fan club.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 1,408 - Follows: 256 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Harry P., Dolores U. - Complete
insurgere by Silver Pard reviews
Hufflepuff is the house of the leftovers, the losers, the forgotten. Well, Tom Riddle thinks, it's time to change that.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,414 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 2,254 - Follows: 311 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
A Collection of Harmonious OneShots by Seel'vor reviews
My contribution to the "Rampant Plot Bunny" files... H/Hr, rating for language
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 93,272 - Reviews: 645 - Favs: 867 - Follows: 613 - Updated: 3/17/2010 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Too Late by Lucillia reviews
Lily and James Potter come out of hiding so their son Alexander could fulfill the prophesy and defeat Voldemort. Things don't go as planned though, as they returned to the Wizarding World in 1999.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,597 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 907 - Follows: 301 - Published: 3/1/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Sphere of Influence by Bobmin356 reviews
Harry's trip through the Department of Mysteries reveals the Mysteries behind the department
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,086 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 950 - Follows: 248 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Magic Unleashed by Sooner90 reviews
Harry was rescued from the ruins of the cottage in Godric's Hollow by the family elf. His is raised in seclusion with only the house elf and a ribald portrait for company. Follow Harry as he learns about magic and life outside his sheltered hideaway.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 61,334 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 901 - Follows: 1,156 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Harry P.
Partners by muggledad reviews
Having the right partner can make life much smoother. The right persons can complement each other's strengths and support each other's weakness. Love really does make the world go 'round, especially with a Dark Lord after your blood. HP/DG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 166,103 - Reviews: 1258 - Favs: 3,904 - Follows: 1,879 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 4/22/2009 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] [Neville L., Susan B.] - Complete
Snakecharmer by Krahae reviews
During the summer after the Tri-Wizard, Harry is faced with the reality he has more on his shoulders than just the title Boy-Who-Lived. An unlikely alliance promises him help in understanding his role, but the cost is not common coin. Post 4th, mild AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 59,434 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 971 - Follows: 1,183 - Updated: 1/28/2010 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Harry P., Daphne G.
Holly, Phoenix, Diamond, and Elm by alienyouthct reviews
On a fateful Halloween, Harry Potter's parents fall to Voldemort and Harry becomes the Boy-Who-Lived. The affair attracts unwanted attention and the course of Harry's life is changed for the… stranger?
Crossover - X-Men & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 44,073 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 604 - Updated: 1/14/2010 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Emma F./White Queen, Harry P.
A Godfather in Gotham by serendu reviews
Harry Potter wasn't the only person going to Hogwarts with a godparent. HP/Batman crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,466 - Reviews: 812 - Favs: 1,167 - Follows: 1,618 - Updated: 1/8/2010 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Hermione G., Bruce W./Batman
Contemplating Clouds by Tehan.au reviews
Apathetic Occlumency teacher twisting your mind out of shape? Never fear, there's a charming young girl in the year below to twist it back in the opposite direction. Just hope it doesn't snap.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,222 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 1,432 - Follows: 1,551 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Harry P., Luna L.
The Denarian Lord by Shezza reviews
Lord Voldemort readies for war while Albus Dumbledore seeks peace- through any means necessary. At the same time, Harry Potter moves to eradicate the Order of Blackened Denarius. In the middle of this is the Winter Lady, whose motives remain unknown...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 245,544 - Reviews: 2165 - Favs: 2,379 - Follows: 1,199 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 10411 - Favs: 12,940 - Follows: 5,284 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Muggle Summer, Wizard's Fall by canoncansodoff reviews
A seventh-year saga that begins one hour after Dumbledore's funeral. Harry gets some unexpected and unexpectedly useful help from the Muggle World...so much that wonders whether the power he knows not is actually the British monarchy! HHr, RWLL
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 69 - Words: 380,866 - Reviews: 2195 - Favs: 2,268 - Follows: 2,342 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 3/2/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G.
GreenFair by Nia River reviews
ABANDONED. Voldemort is defeated and life continues on. But while his friends have found their paths, Harry feels lost. No job, no special someone, and no idea what he wants to do… until he meets a woman who unwittingly inspires him in a new direction.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,057 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 11/12/2009 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Harry P.
Black and Bones: A Love Story by Jenni Rose reviews
Hagrid and Sirius missed each other that long ago night. Harry's guardian is Sirius Black, his best friend is Susan Bones.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,815 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 852 - Updated: 11/6/2009 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Harry P., Sirius B.
The Mudblood Revolution by Hamm On Wry reviews
Side story to He Did it His Way. Purebloods have all of the advantages in Wizarding Britain, and some of the 'less than pure' folks are getting pretty sick of it. What to do? How about change the world as they know it?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,140 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 11/2/2009 - Published: 10/19/2007 - Justin F., Hermione G.
He Did it His Way by Hamm On Wry reviews
After 15 years of abuse and manipulation, Harry decides to start looking out for number 1. Fed Up!Harry, Manipulative!Dumbledore. Agenda Driven!Goblins. Polygamous Ships. HBP ignored!NO Horcruxes
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 106,364 - Reviews: 1200 - Favs: 1,599 - Follows: 1,810 - Updated: 11/2/2009 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort
Sisterhood by Rohata reviews
Since before the founding of Hogwarts there has been a secret society of witches. Working from the shadows, they correct the mistakes made by others. Their current assignment-Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 48,259 - Reviews: 712 - Favs: 1,024 - Follows: 1,450 - Updated: 10/18/2009 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Harry P.
The Potter Conspiracy by darklordmike reviews
Slightly AU, post-GOF. A Harry/Parvati epic. Civil war is coming to wizarding Britain, and Harry's role will be a complicated one. Very manipulative Dumbledore, with some revisions to early canon. Harry will have a backbone in this one. Rated M. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 187,009 - Reviews: 961 - Favs: 1,225 - Follows: 1,484 - Updated: 10/10/2009 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Harry P., Parvati P.
All The Dementors of Azkaban by LifeWriter reviews
AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 981 - Favs: 5,231 - Follows: 984 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Accio Brain! by KafkaExMachina reviews
and other moments of sheer brilliance. A collection of drabbles, outtakes, and half-baked story ideas bouncing around my head. Rated M for manure.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 54,636 - Reviews: 695 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 9/9/2009 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Project: Super Soldier by Bouncing Soul reviews
HP/Cap. America. England and Europe have fallen to Voldemort. The Order is betrayed, sent for execution. Little did anyone expect a miracle in from the past in red, white, and blue.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Captain America - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 34,324 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Harry P.
The Merc with the Mouth by thoraxe357 reviews
After the events of fourth year, Harry is kidnapped by parties unknown. Three years later, an insane mercenary arrives to help the light. Who is this man? Why is he here? Does he know what happened to the Boy-who-lived? H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,791 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 8/31/2009 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Reflections Through Time by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Post HBP Harry is trying to make sense of all that has happened in his life when a certain platinum haired goddess drops by to turn everything upside down.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 45,040 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 889 - Follows: 1,273 - Updated: 8/27/2009 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Fate's Revenge by Lancelot47 reviews
After the death of her parents and her beloved Uncle Harry, Fate sends Rose Weasley back in time to put right the wrongs committed on Harry and Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,966 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Best Seven Years by Blu Taiger reviews
Calvin is eighteen and living in England with his folks. Now, he's faced with the task of telling Susie what he's been doing for the past seven years.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 90,344 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 1/19/2006 - Luna L., Calvin, Susie Derkins - Complete
Unified Theory by Bouncing Soul reviews
HP/Iron Man Harry leaves the wizarding world to take care of his godson Teddy. What happens when he decides to prank them, reshaping the world in the process? What happens when they decide to fight back?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ironman - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,494 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 907 - Follows: 773 - Updated: 7/18/2009 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
And Now For Something Completely Different by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
Harry and Luna head to Gotham to visit her Uncle Alfred. Things don't go as anybody expects, least of all the supers of Gotham... HP/Batman crossover. AU.
Crossover - Batman & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,357 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 1,333 - Follows: 1,574 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, Harry P.
More Important Things by robst reviews
COMPLETE - My attempt at the Dumbledore Answers Harry challenge set by witowsmp, where Harry discovers his destiny at the end of first year. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,726 - Reviews: 1378 - Favs: 2,402 - Follows: 1,058 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 5/6/2009 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Marriage in Mind by AzarDarkstar reviews
One Shot. AU. A marriage contract. They want him to sign away his freedom and his future and his life on a girl who didn't even attend her best friend's funeral. Harry has other ideas.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,023 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 1,873 - Follows: 303 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Happy Father's Day, Harry Potter! by cragarrows reviews
Slightly revised version of my Father's Day fic. Harry has a cunning plan to defeat Voldemort, or did Dumbledore think of it first?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,171 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 29 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Achieving Clarity by PerfesserN reviews
Luna sees an opportunity to help Harry in his fight against Voldemort and takes the initiative. A Harry/Hermione/Luna story from Luna's POV
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 56,944 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 1,475 - Follows: 557 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The New Help by Adrian Tullberg reviews
The Monarch of Latveria must deal with the new help ...
Crossover - DC Superheroes & Marvel - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 470 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Complete
The Lie I've Lived by jbern reviews
Not all of James died that night. Not all of Harry lived. The Triwizard Tournament as it should have been and a hero discovering who he really wants to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 234,571 - Reviews: 4218 - Favs: 8,271 - Follows: 3,775 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
The Badger Collective by bazzer reviews
The Final Battle is heading south, fast. A last ditch effort is made by the Trio to right the wrongs of the past but things don't go exactly as planned. The problem? Well, they probably shouldn’t have sent Ron. Hufflepuff!Harry HPDG GWDM Hr/?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 29,062 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 5/20/2009 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Harry P., Daphne G.
The Roaring Snake by maidros78 reviews
AU to PS. Starts with Harry's visit to Diagon Alley. Follows the general outline of PS, but diverges from canon. HarryMillicent. proactive Minerva intelligent, observant and socially active Harry manipulation attempts by Dumbledore, Lucius, Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 139,938 - Reviews: 955 - Favs: 956 - Follows: 866 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Harry P., Millicent B. - Complete
Rip van Granger by pstibbons reviews
Hermione returns from two decades trapped in a time crystal to a world where her fiance Harry is married to Ginny. Not wanting to stir things up, she decides to make a new life of her own. But a Snorkack and Teddy Lupin have other ideas. HHr - eventually.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,277 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Hermione G., Harry P.
Accidental Hero (aka, The Absentminded Ravenclaw) by Nia River reviews
ON HOLD. Freaky connections aside, does anyone else think it strange that Harry survived a Killing Curse with little more damage than a scar? Well, what if he hadn't come through so unscathed? And what if the other damage was more mental than physical?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,341 - Reviews: 615 - Favs: 1,585 - Follows: 1,691 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 11/21/2008 - [Harry P., Luna L.]
Strains of Melody by Hoshi-tachi reviews
AU, pre- and first year: An abused 5-year-old Harry Potter is rescued from the Dursleys' by muggles and adopted. There's just one problem: the person who adopted him doesn't exist.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 37,415 - Reviews: 1670 - Favs: 1,997 - Follows: 2,627 - Updated: 5/14/2009 - Published: 9/17/2003 - Harry P.
Equal and Opposite by Amerision reviews
Left bitter and angry when his female self leaves him, Harry decides he will do anything for revenge. Nobody will stand in his way. Because desperation and anger can turn even the most noblest of hearts into darkness... HarryFemHarry COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 47,974 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 1,317 - Follows: 685 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 6/4/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
The Way We Were by chem prof reviews
Facing a milestone in their lives, Harry and Hermione look back at the choices they made, and the things they would change if they could go back and do it over. Then they receive a tempting offer. Fully canon compatible.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,947 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 170 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Battered Hearts by PerfesserN reviews
Ron and Ginny have been murdered, Hermione Weasley is the prime suspect.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 49,131 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
One Last Chance by Solstice Muse reviews
In one day...Ron's whole life, if Hermione can manage to change things the second time around that is. A co written fic by myself and The Steppy One as The Muskmelons. AU fic written pre Deathly Hallows
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 60,909 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/8/2009 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Missing Contract by Hexadecimal666 reviews
Harry Potter is forced to accept a Marriage Contract. This isn't an idea he's in favor of. What happens when the Ministry tries to enforce it?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,145 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 614 - Updated: 3/30/2009 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Measure for Measure by Ludwig Mies van der Rohe reviews
Fornicate with the universe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 19 - Words: 84,716 - Reviews: 626 - Favs: 1,310 - Follows: 1,513 - Updated: 3/28/2009 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Harry P., Daphne G., Katie B., Astoria G.
Ginny Returns by kb0 reviews
What if the war was over, but the only ones left were Ginny and a paralyzed friend? When Ginny finds a ritual that will send her back to an earlier point in the timeline, how will she change things to come out for the better? HP/GW
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 157,144 - Reviews: 815 - Favs: 1,175 - Follows: 528 - Updated: 3/27/2009 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
You Only Live Thrice : The Tale Of Elsa Jones by pstibbons reviews
The Pureblood said, "Granger must be destroyed. Not killed - that would just make her a martyr. Her reputation must be destroyed. She must be eliminated from our society, preferably by Potter himself, before she can destroy us." HGOC HPLL Azkaban!Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 30,790 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/21/2009 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Lost Time by Amerision reviews
After his last battle with Voldemort, eighteen year old Harry wakes up in the future. He’s older, next to a wife he never married and working as the Ministry of Magic’s finest expert in solving murders. They tell him that he won, but Harry knows better...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 37,094 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 3/13/2009 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Harry P., Hannah A.
A Very Alternate Yule Ball by pstibbons reviews
Years later, Viktor Krum recounts the events of the 1994 Yule Ball that got his old friend Hermione expelled from Hogwarts. No ships, though there's Krum/Cedric. Harry bashing, major, MAJOR Ron bashing. Moral : Incompetent fighters should never duel.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,114 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 30 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Hermione G., Viktor K. - Complete
More Than You Deserve by The Cold Turkey reviews
AU ignoring Books 6/7. Ron Weasley, Death Eater, is on the run and, after hiding away in a cave, tells his story. Minimal H/Hr mentions. Evil!Ron. Slightly Dark!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,195 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 30 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
There’s No Place Like Home? Escape From Oz by chem prof reviews
The unveiling of some scenes which were cut from the original drafts of the Harry Potter books puts the validity of the Epilogue in question. Read this additional material and learn how the story really ended. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,035 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 104 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Veritas and Deceptio by Hlpur reviews
After reading the first six books written about their lives, Harry and Hermione Potter sit down with the author to set the record straight and soon discover a shocking web of deception.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 33,597 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 2/27/2009 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Lust of Harry Potter by DobbyElfLord reviews
One-Shot - The curse scar connection flows both ways. What impact could it have on Voldemort? A silly little story from a plot bunny for my daughter. Or it could be a warning.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,851 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 109 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Voldemort, Lucius M. - Complete
Hallows and Pathos by Perspicacity reviews
A mistake by a dying man drives Hermione to obsession as she seeks to unlock the secrets of the Deathly Hallows. Harry, wanting only peace, tries to rid himself of the taint of death. Two friends clash in a tragic struggle for identity and destiny.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,930 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 85 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
A Very Harem Christmas by canoncansodoff reviews
Eighteen years after Voldemort's demise and Snape's incarceration in New Azkaban, Clan Potter sends him the magical equivalent of the annual newsletters that occasionally get stuffed into muggle Holiday Cards. Harry/Harem holiday crack fiction.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,784 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 2/18/2009 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Harry P.
The Dursleys' Worst Nightmare (& podfic) by picascribit reviews
2002: At Harry and Ginny's wedding, Dudley discovers that every girl in the Wizarding world wants to meet famous Harry Potter's cousin. But there is only one girl Dudley is interested in getting to know. Edited August 2014, podfic available at AO3.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,292 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 37 - Published: 2/13/2009 - [Dudley D., Cho C.] [Harry P., Ginny W.] - Complete
Lost Hope by Adari reviews
The plan was perfect. The execution was even better...but they all forgot to consult the Sorting Hat who had its own views. After all, what can you expect from the hat which contains all four founders?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 63,857 - Reviews: 685 - Favs: 1,634 - Follows: 898 - Updated: 2/10/2009 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Nunquam Somnus: Never Sleep by With A Midnight Smile reviews
After Voldemort's plan succeeds and Dumbledore shows his colors, Harry goes to another world. He wants to help his other self, Charlotte, prevent Voldemort from being such a threat, and live. He is Evan Pronghorn, and he's ready to be himself. Abandoned
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 65,942 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 2/10/2009 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Harry P., OC
Choices by chem prof reviews
The war’s over! Voldemort has been defeated! But now back at Hogwarts for his final year, Harry finds things aren’t quite what he’d hoped, as his best friends have found other attachments, leaving him by himself. Mostly AU after Book 5.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 21,046 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 1/30/2009 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Grass Is Always Greener by kb0 reviews
During the second term of Harry’s sixth year, he ends up saving Daphne Greengrass from a fate worse than death. To repay him, she teaches him Occlumency and they get to know each other well enough to learn that labels are not always useful... HP/DG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 100,620 - Reviews: 918 - Favs: 4,583 - Follows: 1,627 - Updated: 1/13/2009 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Potions Mishap by dogbertcarroll reviews
Ginny slips Harry a potion to help him get over his nightmares, but having nightmares about your red haired mother's death and then combining them with wet dreams about a red haired girl... just might be a bit confusing. Mind Healer Luna is on the case!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,809 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 503 - Updated: 1/9/2009 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Harry P., Luna L.
A Potterverse Christmas Carol by Melindaleo reviews
DONE Petunia Dursley's well-ordered Christmas plans are interrupted by the arrival of three very familiar ghostly intruders. Intruders who claim she needs their help. Will Petunia be able to put her loathing of the magical world aside to save her family.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,619 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Severus S., Petunia D. - Complete
The birdies by Blizdal reviews
There was once a Veela. Harry was also there. They didn't get along.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 44 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Open Your Eyes: The Order of the Phoenix by mathiasgranger reviews
Sequel to Open Your Eyes: The Goblet of Fire. Harry Potter and his friend's adventures continue as Voldemort has finally returned. New enemies will make this year worse than the last.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 156,886 - Reviews: 1116 - Favs: 1,108 - Follows: 729 - Updated: 12/17/2008 - Published: 2/19/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Substitute by BajaB reviews
The magical contract made by the Goblet of Fire inadvertently sets underway events that change everything you thought you knew about the boy-who-lived. AU GOF, depressing and a bit dark.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,945 - Reviews: 723 - Favs: 1,672 - Follows: 746 - Updated: 12/16/2008 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
A Coven of Prefects Harmony Version by canoncansodoff reviews
OotP AU, Hermione's POV. Fifth-Year Prefect Hermione Granger joins the powerful, top-secret, gay-friendly Coven of Prefects. Will Coven duties conflict with her O.W.L. revision schedule and her support for Harry as he struggles against Umbridge et al.?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 45,054 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 12/3/2008 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Notebooks and Letters by chem prof reviews
The ‘true’ version of Books 5, 6, and 7, as told by Hermione to her daughter years later, using her old journals and letters between her and Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 296,330 - Reviews: 2071 - Favs: 1,433 - Follows: 574 - Updated: 11/28/2008 - Published: 10/31/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Black Vengeance by maidros78 reviews
After Sirius' death, Harry has problems trusting people, especially Dumbledore. When some Death Eaters trying to evade Voldemort make contact, he learns curious truths. Can he uncover why he was given to Dursleys? after OotP, AU, manipulative Dumbledore
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 18 - Words: 46,224 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 978 - Updated: 10/25/2008 - Published: 2/8/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Real Us by Seel'vor reviews
Everyone "knows" what happened during Harry's seven years at Hogwarts... right? Er... no. Find out the truth about Harry and Hermione. H/Hr Rating for language and mild sexual situations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 157,527 - Reviews: 937 - Favs: 4,008 - Follows: 855 - Updated: 10/20/2008 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Soundtrack to Your Life by alienyouthct reviews
In Hogsmeade to pick out robes for the Yule Ball, Hermione has a close encounter of the Loony kind… and her life will never be the same.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,707 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 10/16/2008 - Published: 7/23/2008 - [Hermione G., Luna L.]
Dark Marauder by BajaB reviews
The Maruaders were not nice people, but what if the gang was as Dark as they should at first glance appear to be? AU Marauders era one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,613 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 1,721 - Follows: 291 - Published: 10/10/2008 - James P. - Complete
The Dentists' Daughter by old-crow reviews
Dan and Emma Granger's peaceful life is rocked by a visitor claiming that there is a magical world. More shocking, the visitor wants their only daughter to become a part of that world! What would responsible parents do? Please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,081 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 10/8/2008 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Dr. Granger, Minerva M. - Complete
The Butterfly Effect by Willow-Bee the Cat reviews
With a misinterpreted prophecy and the intervention of one of the supposed boy-who-lived's relatives, the world-both Wizarding and Muggle-won't quite know what hit it. A Harry Potter Marvel Comics crossover.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,269 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 10/2/2008 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Harry P., Hannah A.
A Saving People Thing by Aeshan reviews
Sirius has died at the Department of Mysteries. When a grieving Harry moves in with Tonks and Lupin for the summer, he finds new battles to fight and another person to save. Violence, sex, Lupin bashing. Lots more warnings inside. Harry/Tonks. Chap 10 up.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 43,928 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 435 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Harry P., N. Tonks
The Game Is Afoot by Perspicacity reviews
The War is over. Harry and Ginny plan a life together, then Harry disappears without a trace. Eight years later, Ginny wants answers. And where does Daphne fit in? A Harry/Ginny/Daphne anti-romance.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,961 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 90 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Harry P., Daphne G., Ginny W. - Complete
Thank You Ms Bones by old-crow reviews
Post OoTP Harry's life takes an unexpected turn when Fawkes provides Harry with a means of mobility. Ch 32 concludes the final six-chapter arc. Forget Book 7.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 154,157 - Reviews: 2260 - Favs: 3,036 - Follows: 1,511 - Updated: 9/14/2008 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Susan B., Harry P. - Complete
A Witch in Bludhaven by Willow-Bee the Cat reviews
Hermione has never been one to ignore a challenge, but Officer Grayson may be more of one than she can handle. Meanwhile, Nightwing begins to investigate one of the more dangerous mysteries of Bludhaven. Hermione/Dick Grayson DC Comics/HP crossover
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,372 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 9/8/2008 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Hermione G.
Redefining Hogwarts by loralee1 reviews
Sequel to Redefining Summer, Post OotP, no HBP or DH, independent Harry, no pairing, Harry returns to Hogwarts for his 6th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,783 - Reviews: 545 - Favs: 1,113 - Follows: 1,743 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Harry P., Neville L.
Return Father by Renatus reviews
James isn't dead. Voldemort had another torture prepared for his greatest adversary to date: only to return when the last of his blood is dead and gone. Now he must hear the story of his son's tragic life and face the youths that fought and won the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,444 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 9/1/2008 - Published: 2/6/2006 - James P., Harry P.
The Flame of the Dragon by S. S. IDGET reviews
Major OoTP spoilers... Pre-Deathly Hallows. Currently revising chapters. Not ABANDONED, but updates are not forthcoming until revision is done. This is a sixth year HHr with RH in the beginning... but that passes quickly... after losing youknowwho last year harry has to deal with all the same crap, different version. You get my point... CH 24 IS NOW UP!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 124,799 - Reviews: 1170 - Favs: 1,186 - Follows: 1,166 - Updated: 9/1/2008 - Published: 12/3/2003 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Greatest Minister of Magic by BajaB reviews
“...take the steps I have suggested, and you will be remembered, in office or out, as one of the bravest and greatest Ministers of Magic we have ever known.” - Albus Dumbledore – Goblet of Fire
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,767 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 996 - Follows: 190 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Complete
Searching for Potter by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Hermione is waylaid by a frantic Draco Malfoy demanding to know where Harry is. Or so it would seem...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 39 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
In Search of a Plot by With A Midnight Smile reviews
Kassy's Harry Potter PlotBunny Pound; includes Mary-Sues, alternate dimensions, gender-benders, and more! See a bunny you like? Have fun with it! May or may not be added to in the future
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,519 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/9/2008 - Published: 7/19/2008
Harry Potter and the Trumped Up Charges by fictionalcandie reviews
The Minister of Magic has made a Very Big Mistake: He's convinced himself that Harry Potter is a Criminal. AU as of HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,188 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 623 - Updated: 8/8/2008 - Published: 7/1/2005 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Penultimate Straw by Ravenwood240 reviews
Harry was taken from Godric's Hollow by Remus and Sirius. For fourteen years, they've been hunted by Death Eaters and the Order of the Phoenix. Harry is back in Britain and he's not Happy. Albus doesn't care. Harry is only fifteen. What can he do?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 28,513 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 745 - Follows: 1,170 - Updated: 8/6/2008 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Harry P.
Diary of an Angry Daughter of Hermione by pstibbons reviews
A Post-Crapalogue drabble especially for canon RHr sycophants. From the Journal of Rose Granger: It's been six months since Mum died. My father raped my mother for 20 years while everyone looked on. I'm the child of a love potion. I don't deserve to exist
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,547 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Will He Be Happy? by KafkaExMachina reviews
During Harry's sixth year at Hogwarts Dumbledore asks Snape if Harry will be happy after Voldemort is dead. He doesn't like the answer. Snape decides to clean up the mess. DH except Epi.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,040 - Reviews: 591 - Favs: 602 - Follows: 822 - Updated: 7/30/2008 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Innocence Faded by anonymus31 reviews
AU Immediately post Epilogue. Harry is happily married to Ginny, but not for long, as secrets from the past come back to bite her in the behind. M for language and some violence, just to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,255 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 7/24/2008 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Two Heads Are Better Than One by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. Either Fred and George played a prank on Harry, Harry played a prank on Fred and George, or they're all playing pranks on everybody. Although to be honest, it really doesn't matter how it happened. WARNING: crude, immature, ADULT humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,097 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 1,011 - Follows: 239 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Complete
Insidious Inquisitor by Yunaine reviews
Harry Potter is dosed with Veritaserum by Dolores Umbridge. Afterwards his entire world is turned upside down. - Set during fifth year; Harry/Susan/Hannah
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,850 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 2,857 - Follows: 659 - Published: 7/12/2008 - [Harry P., Susan B., Hannah A.] - Complete
A Coven of Prefects by canoncansodoff reviews
Hermione and the other new fifth-year female prefects discover that their most important duties aren't described in their Prefect's Handbook. This Hr/Padma version is ON HIATUS. See "A Coven of Prefects - Harmony Version" for H/Hr in-progress updates.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,041 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 7/3/2008 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Hermione G., Padma P.
Accident by InLoveWithMal reviews
The first time was an accident. That’s what they’d called it. Though he still doubted you could call what happened between them an accident. A mistake, yes, but could sex ever really be an accident? HPHG Part 2 up!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,199 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 7/3/2008 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Wish Carefully by Ten Toes reviews
REVISED. one-shot told by Lucius Malfoy. What might happen if the Death Eaters got what they wished for…
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,964 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 1,656 - Follows: 296 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Lucius M. - Complete
All the Difference in the World by Lady Alinor reviews
Oneshot. It's the summer before Harry's fifth year, and a quiet evening at the Burrow turns into a roller coaster ride with the arrival of two children from the future. What's worse, they're claiming to be Harry's and Ginny's. ChallengeFic for SIYE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,200 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 33 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Complete
Familiar Conversations by Shezza reviews
ONE SHOT: Harry must do a bit of fast-talking to Ron explaining just why he was in Rose Weasley's room with no pants on. Submitted as part of the DLP Thank God You're Here challenge. Limit: 1800 words. Time: 60 minutes
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,670 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 120 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Harry P.
Missing: Presumed Missing? by Seel'vor reviews
After the debacle at the DoM, Harry's friends turn on him. So he leaves. Now the world begins to realise they've driven away their savior. How will they get him back? Rated for language. Harry!Harem. Heavily Edited and NEW CONTENT!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 31,291 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 1,388 - Follows: 1,776 - Updated: 6/19/2008 - Published: 12/20/2007 - Harry P.
Harry’s Twist by Ten Toes reviews
AU. Harry does some thinking after the DOM fiasco. An overheard conversation turns his world upside down and he decides to return the favor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,317 - Reviews: 547 - Favs: 1,561 - Follows: 2,074 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Harry P.
The Sister by HermioneCrookshanks919 reviews
On the fateful night that Harry follows the silver doe, Hermione awakens and goes in search of him. What she discovers is his definition of their relationship, a definition that leaves her shattered. H/Hr Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,422 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/6/2008 - [Hermione G., Harry P.] - Complete
Vengeance Is Mine by Trelawney's Love Toy reviews
After everything he has is striped away from him, Harry will stop at nothing to make those responsible pay. No One is Safe, no one is out of bounds, he will have his vengeance and no force on Earth will stop him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,555 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 617 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Harry P., Padma P.
The Blackest Potter by what are you even saying reviews
AU: Harry is taken and raised by Bellatrix Lestrange, who no longer worships the ground Voldemort walks on. Most of the story takes place in Harry's fifth year. HarryLavender
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,715 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 637 - Follows: 933 - Updated: 5/21/2008 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Harry P., Bellatrix L.
Anything but Slytherin by IP82 reviews
ONESHOT. AU. How could have Harry's sorting ceremony looked like if the first war against Voldemort went down a bit differently. Dark and disturbing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,917 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 816 - Follows: 147 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Harry's Pets by Shadows In The Sun reviews
Adopted by wolfydies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,174 - Reviews: 586 - Favs: 1,549 - Follows: 1,515 - Updated: 5/20/2008 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Harry P.
Conversations in the Aftermath by chem prof reviews
An early morning talk between Harry and Hermione about how their lives are going leads to some decisions. Set after the final battle in book 7.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,317 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 5/16/2008 - Published: 10/31/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Overlapping Dots by canoncansodoff reviews
Harry needs to do some soaking to figure out the Second Task's clue, but the Map always shows it busy, with couples forming overlapping dots. Dobby helps out, and Harry and Hermione end up doing some overlapping of their own.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,966 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 122 - Published: 5/15/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Purple Potion by B.B.Ruth reviews
A year after her best friend betrays her, Hermione has to face Harry and work with him to uncover the truth about the past, as Harry struggles to convince her that they can have a future.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 70 - Words: 325,008 - Reviews: 817 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 5/9/2008 - Published: 3/10/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Movie Trailer Tragedy by Kevin3 reviews
A parody of the horrible state of HP fanfiction since book 7, featuring an all-new Harry Potter trailer of epic proportions.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Misplaced Potter 2 by chubby redburn reviews
AU OOC. The story of Henry Porter continues. Fourteenyear old Henry faces new dangers and challenges at Hogwarts when an unknown enemy places him in the Triwizards Tournament.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 53,718 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 4/30/2008 - Published: 5/27/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Promise Kept by Lady Salazar reviews
The Dursleys learn that Harry Potter keeps his promises, and Bellatrix learns that perhaps she has more to fear than the Dark Lord's disfavor. PostHBP. Rated for safety. Now with follow up, not DH compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,292 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 4/27/2008 - Published: 11/12/2006 - Harry P., Petunia D. - Complete
Muggle Magic and Wizard Science by Ravenwood240 reviews
Hermione is the most Brilliant Witch of her time. Harry is the most powerful Wizard of his time. Together, they can achieve the impossible. The only thing they can't do, is admit how they feel about each other. Formerly known as Harry, Hermione and a
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 72,612 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 4/23/2008 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Hogwarts Houses Divided by Inverarity reviews
The war is over, and all is well, they say, but the wounds remain unhealed. Bitterness divides the Houses of Hogwarts. Can the first children born since the war's end begin a new era, or will the enmities of their parents be their permanent legacy?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 205,083 - Reviews: 779 - Favs: 988 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 4/22/2008 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Teddy L., OC - Complete
Harry Potter and the New Lives by Steve2 reviews
Alternate reality. After the war, 7th year Harry Potter is transported into an AU where Neville is ‘TheBoyWhoLived’. How will the powerful Shadow Mage Harry Potter get accustomed to a new life as a ‘nobody’? Now SilverAegis approved 25May2007
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 150,058 - Reviews: 924 - Favs: 1,450 - Follows: 1,711 - Updated: 4/18/2008 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Harry P., Neville L.
The Horror! The Horror! by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Humorous, post GOF tale. Harry goes to Africa and sets up a potions ingredient business. Wackiness ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,926 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 2,084 - Follows: 690 - Updated: 4/17/2008 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 5381 - Favs: 10,072 - Follows: 3,035 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Larceny, Lechery, and Luna Lovegood! by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It takes two thieves, a Dark Wizard, and a Tentacle Monster named Tim.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 83 - Words: 230,739 - Reviews: 2364 - Favs: 2,646 - Follows: 1,050 - Updated: 4/4/2008 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Greatest Trial by Minstrel Knight reviews
After Harry Potter is seemingly executed, the then Minister of Magic crusades to determine the truth. The resulting posthumous retrial of Harry Potter leaves the entire Wizarding World speechless.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,037 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 601 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 3/26/2008 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Complete
Me, Myself and Hermione by KafkaExMachina reviews
After losing Hermione, Harry finds a way to return to the past. Problem is, he's twenty-five, she's sixteen, and so is Harry. HHrH Challenge-fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,104 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 128 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the Long Kiss Goodnight by wargear reviews
Just what made Dumbledore so confident that Harry would be safe with the Dursleys? Chapter 10 the letters arrive.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 50,714 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 896 - Updated: 3/13/2008 - Published: 8/17/2005 - Harry P.
Agent Double O Hex by KafkaExMachina reviews
A "tragic" accident leaves young Harry in the care of a relative that nobody knew existed. It seems Lily Evans had an Uncle named Edmund Bond who had a son he called James.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,289 - Reviews: 807 - Favs: 1,873 - Follows: 2,364 - Updated: 3/7/2008 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Defender of Beauxbatons by HarryGinnyTonks reviews
Harry never showed up to Hogwarts and 7 years later, the Beauxbatons school comes to Hogwarts for a year with a mysterious male student. HarryFleur ON HIATUS AS OF 3/3/08
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,386 - Reviews: 756 - Favs: 1,853 - Follows: 2,039 - Updated: 3/3/2008 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Why Magical Folk Have Such Small Families by SwissMiss1 reviews
There's a big surprise in store for Harry on his wedding night. Humour/fluff/silliness.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 599 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Oswald the Ottoman by lunakatrina reviews
Voldemort never saw this coming! Harry aquires an ottoman...AU, ignores DH and most of HBP for it's own sanity
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,941 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 1,085 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 2/18/2008 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Insomnia by HermioneCrookshanks919 reviews
He lies awake, waiting for her to return, knowing that when she does, she'll be heartbroken. It's a vicious cycle, and all he can do is sit by as he watches her life fall apart, again and again. If only he could see the truth behind her lifeless eyes. H/H
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,293 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/28/2008 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Outsider by Abler reviews
Harry Potter has never trusted Albus Dumbledore, but when the Headmaster’s full manipulations are revealed, he is launched into an exciting adventure, opposed by two sides, with little allies and only his brains to help him along the way. Abandoned.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,417 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 1/26/2008 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Harry P.
Without You by lumos175 reviews
Abandoned! Harry was dead and the wizarding world was left in total chaos. Hermione, in a desperate attempt, meddled with time because she could not live her life without him. HHr. AU after HBP. Abandoned!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 54,435 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 475 - Updated: 1/19/2008 - Published: 11/21/2006 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Testing Defenses by canoncansodoff reviews
Hermione Granger decides to test the effectiveness of the wards on Privet Drive by attempting an overnight visit. And then it's Luna's turn. Then Katie Bell's. Then Susan's.... PreHBP. Rating bumped from T to M to cover future updates.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 46,654 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 1,083 - Follows: 504 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Complete
Almost a Squib by BajaB reviews
What if Vernon and Petunia were even more successfull in 'beating all that nonsense' out of Harry? A silly AU story of a nonpowerful, but cunning, Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 46,899 - Reviews: 975 - Favs: 3,009 - Follows: 630 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Maximus! by padfootsrevenger reviews
Harry and Luna, after the final battle where they lose everyone they hold dear, find a way to transport themselves to another world where Luna poses as Harry’s twin sister. Hello world here they come! *Unfinished* Adopted see profile.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 72,958 - Reviews: 1154 - Favs: 1,339 - Follows: 1,263 - Updated: 1/16/2008 - Published: 6/12/2006 - Harry P., James P.
Luna's Hubby by Meteoricshipyards reviews
7 year old Luna wants a husband, and she wants one now. With the unintended help of her befuddled father, she kidnaps Harry Potter. Idea and 1st chapter by Roscharch's Blot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 195,952 - Reviews: 2060 - Favs: 3,858 - Follows: 1,746 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
As Things Should Have Been: The Goblet of Fire by The Cold Turkey reviews
Resetting the Potterverse after their third year. Harry's life changes for the better with Hermione's help. Unequivocally HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 54,855 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 845 - Updated: 1/6/2008 - Published: 3/27/2007
Mr Lovegood Thinks by Aealket reviews
Based on the Dobby in Time idea from Rorschach's Blot What happens after Dobby comes back in time to help Harry Potter POV of Mr. Lovegood Changes made thanks to davegerecke who acted as a Beta.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,581 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 78 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Dobby - Complete
Antithesis by Water Mage reviews
Nineteen years later, life was going great for Harry Potter. He had everything he had ever wanted. Friends, a wife, children. It was perfect. Then he opened his eyes...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,788 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 1,740 - Follows: 280 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
A Life Twice Lived: Redux by The Cold Turkey reviews
The new version of my previous story of the same title. Harry has fulfilled his destiny in defeating Voldemort. But it was at a cost far too high. Using an ancient goblin artifact, he travels back in time to make things better for all. Hhr, maybe RL
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,209 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 12/7/2007 - Published: 7/6/2007
Means to an End by Willow-Bee the Cat reviews
Harry’s hero complex might just get him killed, if Pansy doesn’t murder him first. Harry learns that the Light Side isn't always the right side and that the means are at times far more important than the end. HarryPansy. A Harry Potter DC Comics xover.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,814 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 11/30/2007 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Harry P., Pansy P.
Falling by Karka reviews
warning! Deathly Hallows spoilers! Hermione gets beaten up by ron and leaves him. Where will life take her, and what happens when the unexpected occurs?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,776 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 11/27/2007 - Published: 8/7/2007 - Hermione G., Sirius B.
The Brothers Strange, Sons of the Sorcerer by thablackkuririn reviews
The blood protection has failed. Vernon and Petunia Dursley have vanished without a trace, leaving Dumbledore to find a safe home for Harry and Dudley. He begs a favor from a sorceror even more powerful than him, and gets more than he ever bargained for.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 39,074 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 11/12/2007 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Harry P., Dudley D.
Azkaban Thief by Eclipze reviews
A terrible screaming surrounded him, he was insane, hell, everyone was in this hell hole. Betrayed by everyone, Harry is sent to Azkaban. But then, one day, he finds something that he never noticed before. England, he was free.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,994 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 11/12/2007 - Published: 4/10/2005 - Harry P.
To Fight The Coming Darkness by jbern reviews
Set post OOTP AU NonHBP. Harry Potter and Susan Bones. Gritty realism, independent Harry and a believable Voldemort all in a desperate battle to control the fate of the wizarding world. Rating increased to Mature.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 340,961 - Reviews: 2676 - Favs: 2,986 - Follows: 1,385 - Updated: 11/12/2007 - Published: 12/3/2005 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Hermione Granger and the Laws of Destiny by Patricia Sorbid reviews
POST DH: No peace is forever. Mere decades after Voldemort's fall, a new Dark Lord rises, killing Hermione. But how can she truly die before she has fulfilled her destiny? This is Hermione's story of starting over. HHR Currently Hogwarts Year 1
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 48,757 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 11/10/2007 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Hermione G., Harry P.
It's for the Best by witowsmp reviews
Total Dumbledore bashing. He's manipulating many people, including Harry, for his own purposes. Story starts a month after Harry has been told the prophecy in OotP. Eventually HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 62,271 - Reviews: 699 - Favs: 1,216 - Follows: 604 - Updated: 10/23/2007 - Published: 10/12/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Sweat of a Gladiator by canoncansodoff reviews
Ron is poisoned, and the hag that holds the only available antidote wants Harry to pay for it in sweat. The catch? The sweat must be gathered by one virgin witch while Harry deflowers a second. Who is going to help? Who is qualified to help?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,444 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 10/18/2007 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Lions and Badgers by maidros78 reviews
Harry begins to see that Dumbledore's manipulations have affected a large number of families, not merely him. Caught between a Light Lord' and a Dark Lord', can he manoeuvre enough to ensure the survival of himself and his friends? OotP AU, HHannah
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,448 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 10/15/2007 - Published: 7/3/2007 - Harry P., Hannah A.
An Issue of Comfort by Blue Notes and Smoke reviews
With the Yule Ball approaching, Harry, upset about the Ball, speaks to Hermione about his fears and thoughts, yielding an interesting twist in regards to the Yule Ball. Will continue through Fourth Year, maybe more [Harry x Hermione friendship to romance]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 51,416 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 10/3/2007 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The List by HermioneCrookshanks919 reviews
The List named everyone who thought they were a couple. In other words, all of Hogwarts. Now Harry and Hermione have to prove that they're just friends. The only problem is, even they're starting to wonder if their names belong on The List…
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,974 - Reviews: 671 - Favs: 1,100 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 9/29/2007 - Published: 11/21/2006 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Ginny W. - Complete
Rewriting History by The Cold Turkey reviews
The year is June 1st, 2099. Terrence Skeeter, staff writer for the Daily Prophet, has just blown the biggest story of his career, only to be given a new assignment: record the life and times of the legendary Harry Potter, straight from the source. HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,411 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 9/28/2007 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G.
A Beginning and An Ending by Glass Wolf reviews
Neville Longbottom's first and last experiences as Hogwarts Headmaster. Part of my Unexpected Universe.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/25/2007 - Neville L. - Complete
The Afterlife and Times of Myrtle Potter by PerfesserN reviews
Myrtle becomes a casualty of war, she loses her afterlife and must live again. Just one small problem, Hermione will be wanting her body back!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 79,551 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 9/22/2007 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Myrtle, Harry P. - Complete
Negotiation by Glass Wolf reviews
Lucius faced the reality of lack of options arranges a marriage for Draco.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,628 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/13/2007 - Lucius M., Draco M. - Complete
Fugitives of Azkaban by BajaB reviews
A 'Harry goes to Azkaban' story. Convicted for releasing the Basilisk from the Chamber of Secrets, Harry is put into a cell next to the most feared wizard in the world, Sirius Black. AU 3rd year, canon pairings, no Deathly Hallows.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 65,347 - Reviews: 1042 - Favs: 2,617 - Follows: 1,171 - Updated: 9/11/2007 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
The Heir of the Founders by The Cold Turkey reviews
Harry receives a letter regarding his inheritance after Sirius' death, changing the course of history for everyone in the wizarding world. powerful!Harry. Manipulative!Dumbledore. HHR.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 32 - Words: 134,535 - Reviews: 1729 - Favs: 3,517 - Follows: 1,731 - Updated: 9/9/2007 - Published: 1/5/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Butterbeer Caps by Willow-Bee the Cat reviews
Stargate crossover. A past mistake comes back to haunt Jack O'Neill several months after the mission to Abydos. Left ophaned, Luna is sent to live with a relative she didn't know she had, leading to changes in her time at Hogwarts. Eventual HarryLuna.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,931 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 628 - Updated: 9/7/2007 - Published: 4/18/2007 - Luna L., Harry P.
Altered Destinies by DobbyElfLord reviews
DONE! Harry has defeated Voldemort, but it was a costly victory. Aberforth Dumbledore presents a plan to go back and kill the infant Riddle, but Harry will have to stay there 10 years. Can Harry alter the wizarding world's destiny? WWII and Grindelwald
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 39 - Words: 289,078 - Reviews: 3519 - Favs: 5,707 - Follows: 2,036 - Updated: 9/1/2007 - Published: 9/15/2006 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
What She Couldn't Do by SwishAndFlick31 reviews
One night, Harry and Hermione had a fight over Harry's job. As he storms off, he doesn't realize that it was the last time he sees his family. HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,016 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Notes from a Werewolf by airyelle reviews
Lupin is a werewolf and forgets who he is once a month. But what he doesn't forget is what he sees while transformed. Third Year, timeturner scene, moviecompatible. HHR
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,213 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Writing on the Wall by airyelle reviews
Hermione and Ron have gone missing. When Harry finds them, Hermione is holed up and won't speak with anyone. What's wrong, and does Harry really want to know? HHR...COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,353 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/18/2007 - Published: 1/20/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Hero's Suffering by WyldDachshund reviews
Sometimes the strongest person you know isn't all you think they are. REVIEW PLEASE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,502 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/17/2007 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter Book 7: The TRUE STORY by 0freedom reviews
A Deathly Hallows Parody. Currently a work in progress. Rated T for language and sexual references.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 6,803 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 8/17/2007 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort
Growing Up Granger by HermanTumbleweed reviews
Six year old Harry Potter can't take any more beatings and not being fed. He takes a chance opportunity to run away and is picked up by a very kind family. H/Hr/plus Rated for graphic scenes of abuse, & violence. Ch1 edited & slightly revised for clarity
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,944 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 384 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Helping Harry by Lady Alinor reviews
Harry's depressed, and Luna decides to take matters into her own hands. DH spoilers, ignores epilogue. Harry/Luna.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,278 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The Hogwarts Alumni Book Club by Miranda Aurelia reviews
When Hermione gives Harry, Draco, Ginny and Ron a copy of Deathly Hallows, none of them are pleased with the epilogue. [A story where the HP characters read Book 7 and overreact...slightly.] Warning: Book 7 Spoilers. HHr, DG, RLu
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,045 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 8/4/2007 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Brokenhearted by veraklon reviews
Alt Univ: After walking in on his girlfriend, Hermione, and best friend, Ron, in bed together, a 16yo Harry leaves to deal with his destiny without them. Tonks convinces him that he can't do it alone. And how does Draco fit in? HP:NT.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 85,132 - Reviews: 643 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 654 - Updated: 7/31/2007 - Published: 7/11/2006 - Harry P., N. Tonks
The Original Naked Quidditch Match by Evilgoddss reviews
When a Magical game of Truth & Dare goes wrong, the Gryffindor Quidditch team must 'bare' up and face the consequences. And as the news spreads like wildfire in mmail things get quite out of control.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,510 - Reviews: 801 - Favs: 3,201 - Follows: 516 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
From the Notebooks of Hermione by SpellBound05 reviews
HHr & DG. An account of the trio's sixth year through Hermione's words in her journal. Will she discover feelings for Harry that reach out more than just friendship? With every great adventure comes an even greater story. Please review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 61,522 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/17/2007 - Published: 12/20/2004 - Hermione G., Harry P.
Old Soldiers Never Die by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A gift from his uncle Vernon gives Harry a new way to fight the Dark Lord
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 94,234 - Reviews: 2674 - Favs: 4,404 - Follows: 1,729 - Updated: 7/15/2007 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Warlock's Coven by ArgentRoseSableWolf reviews
PostOOTP. Dumbledore promised to stop hiding things from Harry, has he? And what secrets may be hidden from them both? Join Harry as he discovers that defeating Voldemort may be only the beginning. Rated M for future chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 39,558 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 7/8/2007 - Published: 4/22/2007
The Potions Mistress by imagination-running reviews
Two days before Bill and Fleur’s wedding, a truth comes to light that undermines all Harry has ever sought and thought he finally found. And just because I can, I’ve baked enough pumpkin pie to share with everyone. Enjoy! Longish oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,601 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Stolen Magic by what are you even saying reviews
PostGoF. Voldemort surprises Harry at Privet Drive, but gets more than he bargained for. Harry winds up with Fleur's veela abilities and a bit more power. HarryHarem
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,987 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 701 - Updated: 5/27/2007 - Published: 6/5/2006 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Harry Potter and the Sorceror's Stone: Reduex by Arthur Hansen reviews
AU. Harry wakes up in his eleven year old body at the beginning of the saga. Now he can really change things up. HPHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 37,221 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 5/26/2007 - Published: 5/17/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and The Child of Prophecies by deconneur reviews
Post HBP. Harry is framed and sent to Azkaban for ten years. The wizarding world is in ruins. The 'Power he knows not' has been destroyed. Will an unwilling hero be enough to save them all? Dark!Harry but Light sided.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 56,754 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 519 - Updated: 5/19/2007 - Published: 11/12/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
What REALLY Happened by Hamm On Wry reviews
Post 7th year. There are a lot of half baked theories about how Harry will kill Moldyshorts. I guess there should be enough room for one more.... The TRUTH more or less about the end of the Dork Lord!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,466 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/10/2007 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Bungle in the Jungle: A Harry Potter Adventure by jbern reviews
If you read just one fiction tonight make it this one. Go inside the mind of Harry Potter as he deals with betrayals, secrets and wild adventures. Not your usual fanfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 189,882 - Reviews: 2084 - Favs: 3,891 - Follows: 1,081 - Updated: 5/8/2007 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Family Issue by PerfesserN reviews
Bellatrix Lestrange is visiting Harry by night, it is not for their mutual pleasure, the Dark Lord has plans for the Issue of his Enemy. What she gets is completely unexpected.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 101,451 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 971 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 5/2/2007 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Harry P., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Dark Reflections by xxlostdreamerxz reviews
AU: Fudge foolishly orders the Dementor's kiss on Harry Potter. What if due to a freak accident, Harry doesn't lose his soul only a piece of it? PreHBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,434 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 718 - Updated: 4/8/2007 - Published: 11/20/2005 - Harry P., Voldemort
To Begin Anew by The Cold Turkey reviews
AU. Dumbledore goes to check on Harry in the summer of his fourth year at McGonagall's urgings. What he finds shakes him to the core, and resolves him and others to make Harry's life better from here on out. Disclaimer attached.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,300 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 3/20/2007 - Published: 12/28/2006
A Little Talk by Adrian Tullberg reviews
Dumbledoore talks to a new student. Short crossover.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 355 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/21/2007 - Complete
Redefining Summer by loralee1 reviews
AU, Post OotP, No HBP, Summer at the Dursleys has always meant Harry is overworked, under fed, and lonely, all Harry wants is a normal summer, what he gets is anything but normal. NaNoWriMo 06 project
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 57,465 - Reviews: 617 - Favs: 1,827 - Follows: 543 - Updated: 2/9/2007 - Published: 1/30/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
What Is, Is by Willow-Bee the Cat reviews
After the defeat of Voldemort, Harry sets out to find what's left of his mother's family. Unhappy with her the way her life is going, Hermione takes a new job that will set her on a collision course with one of her best friends. HPMarvelComics Crossover
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,114 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 1/20/2007 - Published: 1/19/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Right or Easy by razzle-dazzle-me reviews
AU The final battle has been won, but was it worth the cost? Harry, alone and determined, sets out to rewrite history for a better world ... only to find himself stranded in another.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 41,552 - Reviews: 1101 - Favs: 1,242 - Follows: 1,671 - Updated: 1/10/2007 - Published: 5/25/2005 - Harry P.
Honestly, Headmaster by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry has to explain what happened last night to Headmaster Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,843 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 1,862 - Follows: 279 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Complete
Just a Random Tuesday… by Twisted Biscuit reviews
A VERY long Tuesday in the life of Minerva McGonagall. With rampant Umbridgeitis, uncooperative Slytherins, Ministry interventions, an absent Dumbledore and a schoolwide shortage of Hot Cocoa, it’s a wonder she’s as nice as she is.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 58,525 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 1,388 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 10/1/2006 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Minerva M., Dolores U. - Complete
Happy Birthday Mini Mee by Solstice Muse reviews
Hermione's 25th birthday party, Neville's love life :or lack of: and Ron's reaction to Muggle alcohol make for a memorable night indeed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,534 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/15/2006 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Tom Riddle and the Goblet of Fire by drakensis reviews
Harry has a power that Voldemort does not know of and through deception, victory.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,518 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 80 - Published: 9/6/2006 - Minerva M., Voldemort - Complete
Like I Lived My Life Again by Ricole reviews
How do you pick up the pieces of a life you can't remember? Eventual HHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,034 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/4/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Forgotten Shards by wargear reviews
Harry finds an unexpected solution to his friends inability to master the Animagus transformation. Chapter 10 up.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,630 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 8/3/2006 - Published: 7/2/2005 - Harry P.
Aren't Little Girls Made of Sugar and Spice? by Jagged Epiphany reviews
Tired of the cliched and overused couples? Then this story is for you! Post-Hog. Alicia Spinnet is tired of the twins setting her up till they set her up with...Harry Potter
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 95,014 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 645 - Follows: 533 - Updated: 6/25/2006 - Published: 4/10/2003 - Harry P., Alicia S.
Harry Potter And The Summer Of Change by lorddwar reviews
COMPLETE Edit in process. PostOOTP, Very Little of HBP. Harry returns to Privet Drive and Tonks helps him become the man and hero he must be to survive. HONKS. Action, Violence, Language and Sexual Situations
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 332,503 - Reviews: 2509 - Favs: 6,333 - Follows: 2,459 - Updated: 5/13/2006 - Published: 9/5/2005 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
The Chamber Strike by evansentranced reviews
Harry is sick of Umbridge and everyone pushing him around. Halfway through fifth year, he decides to Do Something about it. Warning: Contains nuts. And cults, falling sugar bowls, terrible handwriting, and beleaguered caretakers. Crack!fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,110 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 914 - Follows: 142 - Published: 3/5/2006 - Harry P., Argus F. - Complete
Footsteps of the BoyWhoLived by drakensis reviews
Harry Potter... isn't Harry Potter. Looking out through his eyes is a young teenager lost in a world of magic and wonder that is not his own.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 33,396 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 2/7/2006 - Published: 11/18/2005
Lily Potter and the Worst Holiday by bobsaqqara reviews
AU Sixteen years to the day after her first born son was murdered, Professor Lily Potter must deal with the arrival of six unknown people. Post OotP. Reedited and reposted
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,439 - Reviews: 773 - Favs: 4,518 - Follows: 928 - Updated: 12/2/2005 - Published: 7/10/2005 - Lily Evans P., Harry P. - Complete
The Misplaced Potter by chubby redburn reviews
AU OOC. A tale in which Dumbledore makes a tiny mistake that changes Harry's life. COMPLETED
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 47,405 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 680 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 10/1/2005 - Published: 8/10/2005 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Desk Duty by mosylu reviews
A librarian's job is never done . . . especially not at Hogwarts . . . and especially when a certain toadlike High Inquisitor is nosing around.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,019 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 688 - Follows: 63 - Published: 10/11/2004 - Dolores U. - Complete
The Quiet Place by Ruskbyte reviews
Five hundred years after the defeat of Voldemort a new generation of Death Eaters is rising. Will the Muggles they attack be able to survive the encounter? For that matter, will the Death Eaters?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,364 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 80 - Published: 6/4/2004 - Harry P., Luna L.
Summer at the Burrow by michelle-31a reviews
Harry tries to deal with the death of Sirius and the knowledge of the Prophecy while spending the last two weeks of summer at the Burrow, when an unexpected visit from Luna Lovegood turns his entire though processes askew...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,257 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/14/2004 - Published: 4/22/2004 - Harry P., Luna L.
Child's Play by quickdraw reviews
Harry Potter finds a young girl passed out on the front steps of #4 Privet Drive. He's never seen her before in his life but she claims they are old friends. Who is she and what secrets does she hold about Harry's life?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 48,570 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/7/2002 - Published: 11/6/2002 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Ginny's Gift by Ashwinder reviews
*Chapter Twenty Nine uploaded. Now Complete.* Ginny gives Harry a special birthday present, but the consequences are unexpected. Rating is for innuendo and possible swearing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 155,643 - Reviews: 662 - Favs: 644 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 9/21/2002 - Published: 2/13/2002 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Breaking Tradition by Mortalus reviews
When Harry Potter dies at the ripe old age of 107, an unlikely mourner comes to visit his grave.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,672 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 1,557 - Follows: 226 - Published: 7/17/2002 - Severus S., Voldemort - Complete
Stuck Slytherin Study Group 1 by rabbit and -v-Jinx-v reviews
Short silliness involving several stymied Slytherin students, including one Severus Snape!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 616 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/4/2002 - Severus S. - Complete
You Know Who's on First by Iniga reviews
Hagrid meets Harry during the first book. There is a misunderstanding. Nothing else to say but that I'm very sorry and I truly regret this. One part.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 50 - Published: 1/23/2002 - Complete
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Thrilling Tales of the Downright Unusual reviews
Renamed from 'The Big Box of Silliness', due to complaints that not all the stories were silly. Of course most of them aren't Thrilling either, but you've got to admit, they are Unusual...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 67 - Words: 158,047 - Reviews: 2799 - Favs: 912 - Follows: 709 - Updated: 18h - Published: 2/13/2008
Little Guy reviews
What if Lilly was a little more prepared to escape if Voldemort came calling. She knew that the Floo and Portkeys could be disabled, what if she had found a back door? Just a silly little story of a somewhat different Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,715 - Reviews: 679 - Favs: 1,062 - Follows: 951 - Updated: 7/9 - Published: 4/15 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Invincible TechnoMage reviews
Harry Potter and the Marvel Universe. 5 year old Harry accompanies the Dursleys on a Business trip to Stark International, where an industrial accident kills all of Harry's living relatives. A very different Harry goes to Hogwarts. Dating, Romance, noship
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ironman - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 156,564 - Reviews: 4696 - Favs: 8,380 - Follows: 10,258 - Updated: 1/24 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Harry P., A. E. Stark/Tony
Harry Potter and the Distaff Side reviews
Voldemort knows the prophecy, when he is reborn following the 3rd task of the Triwizard Tournament he takes action to ensure that Harry is no longer a threat. AU. HPLL This story will be updated slowly so that I can finish my other stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 70,404 - Reviews: 1423 - Favs: 2,358 - Follows: 2,798 - Updated: 9/18/2014 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Harry P., Luna L.
Inspected By No 13 reviews
When he learns that flying anywhere near a Dragon is a recipe for suicide, Harry tries a last minute change of tactics, one designed to use the power of the Bureaucracy forcing him to compete against itself. Little does he know that his solution is its own kind of trap.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,472 - Reviews: 971 - Favs: 3,414 - Follows: 1,623 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Complete
Speed reviews
It's been said that little things can change the world, and they can. But then, so can big things. This is the story of the big things that happen when Ron Weasley meets his mother's cousin, the Accountant they don't talk about. Ron learned that there is more to life than magic. Sometimes a skill gained by accident is all you really need to change the world.
Crossover - DC Superheroes & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 34,452 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 7/9/2014 - Published: 4/27/2014 - Ron W. - Complete
Leaving the Nest reviews
At some point in the 5 year time jump between Seasons 1 and 2 of Young Justice 5 year time jump, 18 year old Dick Grayson took on Nightwing identity, with 15 year old Tim Drake as a new 3rd Robin, unsure of himself. The cancellation of the show means we are unlikely to be told just how this happened. This is a fan's attempt to fill in the blanks.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,468 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 50 - Published: 4/19/2014 - Richard G./Robin
Improbable History reviews
When Harry is six and a half, he meets a pair of strangers on the street. One is leaving for his own life, and the other is looking to start over. Harry volunteers to help and discovers a world of adventure such as he never dreamed.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,812 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 148 - Published: 2/21/2014 - Complete
Fruit Ninja reviews
A Potterized classic Python Sketch
Crossover - Harry Potter & Monty Python - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,192 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 45 - Published: 11/30/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Elder Sect reviews
When Hagrid arrives at the Potter cottage in Godric's Hollow, he finds no sign of Harry Potter. It takes five long years for Harry to be found, in the care of a distant cousin, having been dropped off by his Great Grand Mother.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bewitched - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 59,287 - Reviews: 1423 - Favs: 2,990 - Follows: 2,481 - Updated: 10/10/2013 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Intervention reviews
Harry Potter was programmed to die. Sometimes thing don't go as planned. A crossover with DC Comics Deadman.
Crossover - DC Superheroes & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,551 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 118 - Published: 8/28/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
A Matter of Perspective reviews
One of the Magical World's strangest creations is the Mirror of Erised. But that isn't the only magical mirror in the world, as Harry finds out.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,815 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 165 - Published: 6/1/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Meeting reviews
One of the things that many people have wondered about the epilogue was just why Harry and Draco shared a nod...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,103 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 795 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 4/27/2013 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Fate Worse than Death reviews
Harry Potter: The Sole Survivor of the Killing Curse. Ever wonder why?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,666 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 217 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Dodgers, Dresses, Teddy Bears and Spot reviews
Sometimes, an average family has secrets. The residents of 1313 Mockingbird Lane have more secrets than most. Perhaps their biggest secret is how family comes first and foremost. Once he turns 11, young Harry Munster is offered a place at the Hogwarts School for Witchcraft and Wizardry, but he isn't interested, for four reasons. Dodgers, Dresses, Teddy bears, and Spot.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Munsters - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,790 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 732 - Follows: 152 - Published: 3/25/2013 - Complete
Hiding in Plain Sight reviews
The summer prior to 6th year Harry deals with Tom in a decisive, if accidental manner. That summer Harry gets a girl friend in Susan Bones, and sets about some self improvement. It is after this change to himself he discovers something a bit disturbing about the Wizarding World, something that Hermione Granger is determined to use to her advantage.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,665 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 2,245 - Follows: 627 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Sun Source reviews
This is an extremely AU crossover fic that asks the question what might have happened if Petunia Dursley hadn't found a young Harry Potter sleeping on her doorstep on the morning of the 2nd of November 1981. After all, Dumbledore was a bit careless with
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 111,868 - Reviews: 2149 - Favs: 5,729 - Follows: 4,029 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Triwizard Tales reviews
- At 14, Harry Potter really wasn't prepared for the Triwizard Tournament, but if he was forced to compete he was going to do his very best.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,772 - Reviews: 1332 - Favs: 4,254 - Follows: 1,643 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Chance Meeting reviews
After the fall of Voldemort, some people could deal with what they had to do in the War, others could not. Harry had pretty much left Wizarding Britain, thought not magic. Having a quiet drink in a pub, someone from his past re-enters his life HP/TD/DG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,698 - Reviews: 532 - Favs: 2,121 - Follows: 2,034 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Harry P., Tracey D.
Harry Potter and the Freak reviews
It was a normal dismal 16th birthday for Harry in the park near Privet drive. Harry was isolated from everyone he cared for, the Durselys were all being right bastards, and life just plain sucked. Then Harry met a stranger.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Freakazoid - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,958 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 57 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Sandy Crack Shack reviews
- Seven years after the fall of Voldemort George and Angelina Weasley are on their honeymoon. On a dare George takes his new bride to a special beach, and there they meet someone from their past.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,500 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 87 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Harry P., Dean T. - Complete
Harry Potter and it's a Hufflepuff Omniverse reviews
Harry is sent to a alternate reality by a petulant Tom Riddle, and the Hufflepuff Collective isn't happy about it at all.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,175 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 5/5/2011 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Harry P.
Road Trip reviews
After the fall of Voldemort Harry feels that he needs to get away, away from the pressures of being the Man Who Won. Hermione invites herself along for the ride, but things aren't always what they seem. Fighting a war has it's price.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,516 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 117 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
The Board reviews
Following the fall of Voldemort, the Hogwarts Board of Governors meet.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,312 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 1,440 - Follows: 294 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Complete
Technomagical Ideas reviews
A collection of shorts, homages, omakes and generally bad ideas that come from my Invincible Technomage fic. Some of these may actually appear in the main story, but most won't.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,019 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 6/8/2010
The Conversation reviews
Harry and Tom Riddle sit down to discuss a few things.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,321 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 697 - Follows: 160 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Marriage Contracts Redux reviews
A rewrite of 'Harry Potter and the Marriage Contracts' done to improve some of the story elements, cut down on the Weasley bashing, and generally make a bit more sense. The changes are minor, but I believe make for a better story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 70,364 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 1,937 - Follows: 463 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Clockwork Leap reviews
A conceptual fusion of the Harry Potter series and the Quantum Leap TV Show. Chapters 1 and 2 extracted from my Thrilling Tales anthology/Bunny Hutch
Crossover - Quantum Leap & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,666 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 190 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Harry P.
The Truth reviews
On his 16th birthday Dumbledore presents Harry with a little surprize. He's just gotten married.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 37,135 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 946 - Follows: 472 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and Merlin's Reaper reviews
Harry's world ends as everyone he loves is killed when the Death Eaters attack Bill and Fleur's wedding. Is there such a thing as a Second Chance? Various Ships. Dark world, Sexual situations, Slavery, Extremely AU. Very damaged people.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 57,835 - Reviews: 950 - Favs: 1,483 - Follows: 996 - Updated: 1/12/2010 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Harry Potter and YASMWTS reviews
The ‘Do Over’ story is a bedrock sub-genre of Harry Potter fan fiction and possibly all fan fiction It’s been done to death, both really good stories, and the kind I tell. This is NOT a 'Do Over'. Rather think of it as an 'Un Do'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,879 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 507 - Updated: 3/27/2009 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Incredible reviews
Harry and Hermione travel the world in search of a way to destroy Riddle's horcruxes, in their search they take a wrong turn and save a man from his fate, in the process they discover a new source of power with a horrible price.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,681 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 450 - Updated: 1/29/2009 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the Marriage Contracts reviews
The War is Over, Harry has won. But at what cost? At odds with Dumbledore, estranged from the Weasleys, betrayed by Lupin, Harry tries to carry on for his 7th year. Harry/Daphne. There will be Humor, there will be Romance, also Drama and Angst.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 73,198 - Reviews: 2046 - Favs: 4,980 - Follows: 2,161 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Harry Potter and The Acts of Betrayal reviews
The Semiclassic 'everyone has been lying to Harry about everything' plot. Very AU. Bashing of pretty much everyone. Mind Control Sex. Language. Dumbledore decides the Old Families won't tolerate the Chosen One being with a mudblood. Sucks to be Ron Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 77,977 - Reviews: 1700 - Favs: 3,577 - Follows: 1,410 - Updated: 5/7/2008 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Hogwarts The Musical reviews
The Slytherins put on a show
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,857 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/2/2008 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Lucius M., Draco M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Narrative Causality reviews
Hermione discovers the power Harry has that the Dark Lord knows not. Harry enlists the aid of a certain carbosilicate amorph, who lives to kill people and break their things. A most silly fic. Harry/Hermione, Ron/Luna, Neville/Ginny, Schlock/Noone
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,851 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 89 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and The Trademark Dispute reviews
Voldemort has finally pushed Harry too far. There is only one recourse open to the young hero. He must unleash the most horrifying, the most diabolical weapon in his arsenal. The mind of Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,434 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 1,293 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 10/20/2007 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and The Dark Lord Prevention Tech reviews
One Shot Luna has a plan, and the technology to back it up.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,605 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 634 - Follows: 151 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Legitimate Businessmen reviews
One shot A magical world tour to find the power that the Dark Lord Knows Not? Or just a way to get that annoying Weasley kid out of the picture so Harry and Hermione can 'Get to Know' each other?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,780 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 652 - Follows: 155 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and Here There Be Dragons reviews
One Shot. What might have happened if at the first Task of the Triwizard Tournament Harry'sFirebolt didn't show up?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 1,183 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 9/23/2007 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Power He Has Not reviews
Complete AU 7th book, Dumbledore is gone, the Ministry and Hogwarts in disarray, Harry and his friends are the only hope, but then Harry's Magic is gone. Some times it really sucks to be Harry Potter. HPHG eventually.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 70,081 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 9/4/2007 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
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