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Sex with Severus Snape. (Yeah. You read that right.)
Bounjour, I am the wonderful, fantabulous, awesomesaucetastic, non-narcissistic Acey. For those people who feel the need to know, I am a Kentuckian (but I do not: talk like a hick, feel the need to inbreed, or know how to ride a horse). Unfortunately, I do not come from Hogsmeade, Scotland, London, France, Australia, or New Zealand. Which means that I don't have a freakishly awesome accent (though I do fake it all the time).
I have my own fantastic little world inside my head, running awry with OC and canon characters that are itching to jump out of my mind an onto paper, but they rarely get the chance. All the stories (most of which I wrote a few years ago and posted just for the heck of it) are those few that managed to.
All in all... I strongly advise not to ask how my mind works as it is generally a headache inducing question.
Oh, and I am one of those people who enjoy reading profile pages for lack of anything else to do. So I'll at least try to make mine interesting. (Try being the key word as I probably won't succeed.)
So... I'm a proud Slytherin (though these past few months I've become somewhat of a Hufflepuff. Ah well, Slytherpuff through and through!) and an enthusiastic member of Team Sexy (cause I can't choose which Cullen I like more, let alone what werewolf, though my Twilight fanaticness had died over time). I've got the bestestest friend in the world (aka ArtemisFiendfyre), she is an absolutely AMAZING writer (mucho better than moi, so go read her stuff instead!) and just as insane as I am. She's the one who introduced me to the Wonderful World of Harry Potter! :D
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Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901
All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
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My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile.
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If you have ever suppressed the urge to shout, "Anarchy! Revolution, justice screaming for solution..." at some random time in your life copy and paste this into your profile.
If you were alive when the first book was published, you are a true member of the Potter Generation.
If, from 1997 to 2007, you have read and eagerly awaited the release of each Potter book as it came out, you are a true member of the Potter Generation.
If you spent years discussing, and theorizing about what would be Harry Potter's final fate, you are a true member of the Potter Generation.
If you spent nearly a decade of your life debating whether Snape was good or bad, yearning to know the significance behind Harry Potter's eyes, or pondering what it was about Harry that made him The Boy Who Lived, you are a true member of the Potter Generation.
If, in the course of the release of the Harry Potter books, you have grown from child to teenager to adult simultaneously with Harry Potter, you are a true member of the Potter Generation.
There is only one Potter Generation and if you are a true member of it you have a right to boast. You have the right to be angered at little kids who cut in front of you while you were in line waiting to get the final Harry Potter book. You have the right to swear angrily aloud about children who see the movies yet do not read the books. You have the right to know that you, of all other Harry Potter fans, have been there from beginning to end and for ten years you have grown with Harry along his epic journey. You are a true member of the Potter Generation--embrace it.
It's a four letter name for a gentlemen. But if you go to a mere dictionary, it means something. From Roman it means 'humble', but to others the word means 'handsome'. But to most of us, he's Kevin. But when you stand in the crowd of a Jonas Brothers Concert, who is everyone screaming for? Joe and Nick. But what about the other one? Who plays his heart out, and breaks a sweat to bring that amazing guitar skill to the stage? Oh you're talking about Nick! No. Nick does play, but who does it for 2 hours straight only stopping for a intermission between the songs. From 2005 to now, there's been one guy who stands on stage, in the back, on the left. Oh you mean Garbo! No, not at all, not even Garbo himself can take his place. It's Kevin. Paul Kevin Jonas II, the hazel eyed brown curly haired boy, who is famous for his love for guitar and the band. Everyone sees him, but no one knows him. Going to city to city, who is your favorite? When you say "I support the Jonas Brothers", does that include the oldest? The 20 year old, hasn't had it easy. "Oh he's gay! Why do you like him? Joe is SO sexy! Nick is so hot!" What does that say to you? True fan right? Not at all. He has something so real. Nick is indeed a hero. But the ones who do love Kevin, have been known to have fallen for his charm, and irrestible looks.
What was the last thing you have said about Kevin? He's SO hot? He's SO ugly! His chesthair needs to be shaved! His sideburns are really tacky! What does that make you think of that person? She has a favorite.
Why bring him down? Joe isn't the only one who has fallen onstage. Kevin has too. Think about spinning, while playing guitar, and trying to master the spin in front of millions. Sure, he is the oldest, okay he's rarely sings loud in a song, his heart is pure gold. What makes him different? He's Paul Kevin Jonas II. When watching videos, do you laugh at Joe and Nick's jokes, and when Kevin speaks you ignore it? Can you tell a jb fan right now his favorite color is green? or he loves butterfingers? or is THE starbucks fanatic? Stop the hate. If you were teased because of your looks would you hate it? He's pushed and shoved in interviews, as the older brother, djs can tease. would you hate that? if you people THOUGHT you were the first to try drugs? the first to have sex? the first to lose your purity? Think about it.
Step into Kevin's shoes for a minute.
Waking up at 4 a.m to head to a brand new city on the tour.
Walking out of the tour bus, with thousands and thousands of fans standing there.
"I LOVE YOU JOE!" "I LOVE YOU NICK!" "OH MY GOD!"
But Kevin just smiles, and waves.
He's being ignored.
Well maybe it won't be bad.
He gets dressed in his dressing room.
Hears thousands of screaming girls.
Steps up on the stage, and smiles.
Begins the introduction of a song.
Then the lights hit them, and then hits the audience
What does he see?
Nick and Joe lover signs.
How would you feel.
He's does alot.
He's dragged down, but what does he do?
Quit being a Jonas brother?
NO! He loves us, and when that Say now text comes in, and all you hear is him.
Think about it, he's taking his time to say hello, and he loves us.
He taught me what love is, and how romantic boys should be. He is beautiful to me. There's something inside of him, that shines through him, and when I see him, I can't help but love. He's amazing in my eyes. When I sit infront of him, in a crowd at a concert, I looked him in the eyes, and smiled. Because he is so beautiful to me.
If you support Kevin and love him put this in your profile.