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Author has written 8 stories for Harry Potter, Office, Camp Rock, and House, M.D..

Sex with Severus Snape. (Yeah. You read that right.)

Bounjour, I am the wonderful, fantabulous, awesomesaucetastic, non-narcissistic Acey. For those people who feel the need to know, I am a Kentuckian (but I do not: talk like a hick, feel the need to inbreed, or know how to ride a horse). Unfortunately, I do not come from Hogsmeade, Scotland, London, France, Australia, or New Zealand. Which means that I don't have a freakishly awesome accent (though I do fake it all the time).

I have my own fantastic little world inside my head, running awry with OC and canon characters that are itching to jump out of my mind an onto paper, but they rarely get the chance. All the stories (most of which I wrote a few years ago and posted just for the heck of it) are those few that managed to.

All in all... I strongly advise not to ask how my mind works as it is generally a headache inducing question.

Oh, and I am one of those people who enjoy reading profile pages for lack of anything else to do. So I'll at least try to make mine interesting. (Try being the key word as I probably won't succeed.)

So... I'm a proud Slytherin (though these past few months I've become somewhat of a Hufflepuff. Ah well, Slytherpuff through and through!) and an enthusiastic member of Team Sexy (cause I can't choose which Cullen I like more, let alone what werewolf, though my Twilight fanaticness had died over time). I've got the bestestest friend in the world (aka ArtemisFiendfyre), she is an absolutely AMAZING writer (mucho better than moi, so go read her stuff instead!) and just as insane as I am. She's the one who introduced me to the Wonderful World of Harry Potter! :D

If you have absolutely no idea why the 'If you..., copy/paste' things are so freaking entertaining, copy this into your profile.

Copy this into your profile if, even though he's a drug addict crazy depressed emo guy, you idolize Roger!

If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck girl of Jasper Whitlock Hale, copy this into your profile.

Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901

All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

If you just need a hug copy this into your profile!

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you becasue of the effects, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile

If you think Angel has the best legs this side of the Northern Hemisphere and only Collins deserves her, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever suppressed the urge to shout, "Anarchy! Revolution, justice screaming for solution..." at some random time in your life copy and paste this into your profile.

If you were alive when the first book was published, you are a true member of the Potter Generation.

If, from 1997 to 2007, you have read and eagerly awaited the release of each Potter book as it came out, you are a true member of the Potter Generation.

If you spent years discussing, and theorizing about what would be Harry Potter's final fate, you are a true member of the Potter Generation.

If you spent nearly a decade of your life debating whether Snape was good or bad, yearning to know the significance behind Harry Potter's eyes, or pondering what it was about Harry that made him The Boy Who Lived, you are a true member of the Potter Generation.

If, in the course of the release of the Harry Potter books, you have grown from child to teenager to adult simultaneously with Harry Potter, you are a true member of the Potter Generation.

There is only one Potter Generation and if you are a true member of it you have a right to boast. You have the right to be angered at little kids who cut in front of you while you were in line waiting to get the final Harry Potter book. You have the right to swear angrily aloud about children who see the movies yet do not read the books. You have the right to know that you, of all other Harry Potter fans, have been there from beginning to end and for ten years you have grown with Harry along his epic journey. You are a true member of the Potter Generation--embrace it.

Paul

It's a four letter name for a gentlemen. But if you go to a mere dictionary, it means something. From Roman it means 'humble', but to others the word means 'handsome'. But to most of us, he's Kevin. But when you stand in the crowd of a Jonas Brothers Concert, who is everyone screaming for? Joe and Nick. But what about the other one? Who plays his heart out, and breaks a sweat to bring that amazing guitar skill to the stage? Oh you're talking about Nick! No. Nick does play, but who does it for 2 hours straight only stopping for a intermission between the songs. From 2005 to now, there's been one guy who stands on stage, in the back, on the left. Oh you mean Garbo! No, not at all, not even Garbo himself can take his place. It's Kevin. Paul Kevin Jonas II, the hazel eyed brown curly haired boy, who is famous for his love for guitar and the band. Everyone sees him, but no one knows him. Going to city to city, who is your favorite? When you say "I support the Jonas Brothers", does that include the oldest? The 20 year old, hasn't had it easy. "Oh he's gay! Why do you like him? Joe is SO sexy! Nick is so hot!" What does that say to you? True fan right? Not at all. He has something so real. Nick is indeed a hero. But the ones who do love Kevin, have been known to have fallen for his charm, and irrestible looks.

What was the last thing you have said about Kevin? He's SO hot? He's SO ugly! His chesthair needs to be shaved! His sideburns are really tacky! What does that make you think of that person? She has a favorite.

Why bring him down? Joe isn't the only one who has fallen onstage. Kevin has too. Think about spinning, while playing guitar, and trying to master the spin in front of millions. Sure, he is the oldest, okay he's rarely sings loud in a song, his heart is pure gold. What makes him different? He's Paul Kevin Jonas II. When watching videos, do you laugh at Joe and Nick's jokes, and when Kevin speaks you ignore it? Can you tell a jb fan right now his favorite color is green? or he loves butterfingers? or is THE starbucks fanatic? Stop the hate. If you were teased because of your looks would you hate it? He's pushed and shoved in interviews, as the older brother, djs can tease. would you hate that? if you people THOUGHT you were the first to try drugs? the first to have sex? the first to lose your purity? Think about it.

Step into Kevin's shoes for a minute.

Waking up at 4 a.m to head to a brand new city on the tour.

Walking out of the tour bus, with thousands and thousands of fans standing there.

"I LOVE YOU JOE!" "I LOVE YOU NICK!" "OH MY GOD!"

But Kevin just smiles, and waves.

He's being ignored.

Well maybe it won't be bad.

He gets dressed in his dressing room.

Hears thousands of screaming girls.

Steps up on the stage, and smiles.

Begins the introduction of a song.

Then the lights hit them, and then hits the audience

What does he see?

Nick and Joe lover signs.

How would you feel.

He's does alot.

He's dragged down, but what does he do?

Quit being a Jonas brother?

NO! He loves us, and when that Say now text comes in, and all you hear is him.

Think about it, he's taking his time to say hello, and he loves us.

He taught me what love is, and how romantic boys should be. He is beautiful to me. There's something inside of him, that shines through him, and when I see him, I can't help but love. He's amazing in my eyes. When I sit infront of him, in a crowd at a concert, I looked him in the eyes, and smiled. Because he is so beautiful to me.

If you support Kevin and love him put this in your profile.

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Casting Moonshadows by Moonsign reviews
Lonely and outcast by his classmates, Remus wishes on a moonshadow for a friend who understands him. To his amazement his wish is answered not once, but three times, by his former enemies, the Marauders. SBRL and some JPLE as well, of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 85 - Words: 386,806 - Reviews: 7842 - Favs: 4,243 - Follows: 3,971 - Updated: 3/21 - Published: 2/5/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Ready Made Family by MyLion.MyLamb reviews
After meeting twin bronze haired little boys Bella is forced to come to terms with her past. Can she accept & forgive her past & see what's in front of her to seal her fate. . .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 44 - Words: 153,828 - Reviews: 5508 - Favs: 3,689 - Follows: 2,781 - Updated: 7/14/2015 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Bella, Edward
Resident Geek by cdunbar reviews
Geeky Edward thinks he has absolutely no shot with the popular, beautiful Bella. Is he right, or will she be one of the many girls who thinks geeks make for better lovers? M for language, sexuality, and some underage drinking. A little OOC...ok, a lot OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 95,911 - Reviews: 5461 - Favs: 6,727 - Follows: 5,222 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Facing Danger by whydoyouneedtoknow reviews
AU, fourth in main Dangerverse, complete. Weddings and funerals and babies, oh my! Despite the Second War, life goes on for Pack and Pride. Harry is determined to beat Voldemort, but who will die along the way? Year 5 and summer before 6.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 60 - Words: 444,703 - Reviews: 3387 - Favs: 1,160 - Follows: 908 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 8/19/2006 - Complete
By the Light of the Moon by MoriasDepths reviews
She was a teacher, not a mother. But in the aftermath of a Death Eater attack, Minerva McGonagall found herself rearing two orphaned werewolf boys as her own, one of whom the darkness would do anything to destroy...Harry Potter. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 120,260 - Reviews: 922 - Favs: 894 - Follows: 1,059 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 8/1/2005 - Harry P., Minerva M.
Curiosity Killed the Cat by SilverChairie999 reviews
Jasper becomes fascinated by a human girl who he's never paid attention to before. He tries to ignore it, but what happens when the rest of the Cullens won't let him and he gets attatched to her? Will more transpire? lame summary, sorry. Jasper/OC
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 71,529 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Jasper
Soul Mate by USxArthurxKirklandxUK reviews
AU, USUK. Alfred Jones moves into his new house with his brother Matthew and his recently divorced mother. While exploring the unrepaired sections of the house, Alfred meets someone that will change his life...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 42,873 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 1/12/2011 - Published: 3/17/2010 - America, England/Britain
Darkly Treacherous by xxlostdreamerxz reviews
AU: What if Harry grew up neglected by his parents? What if he had been kidnaped by Voldemort and raised as his dark heir? Read and find out!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 84,624 - Reviews: 4415 - Favs: 4,364 - Follows: 4,066 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 8/17/2004 - Harry P., Voldemort
Too Much Time On My Hands by neopyro reviews
Harry decides that the world's chances are looking pretty bleak after the loss of Dumbledore. With the help of his friends, he sends himself back in time and transfers all his knowledge of the future to his one year old self. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 68,179 - Reviews: 2427 - Favs: 3,064 - Follows: 4,007 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 5/17/2006 - Harry P.
Leia by RemyTheReaper reviews
Three years is a long time. People grow and change, and before you know it, nothing is the same and the world can't help but spin a little out of control. Kudley. slightly AU, T to be safe
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,799 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/16/2010 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Thirteen/R. Hadley, L. Kutner
Cloudy Days by Tusk Of Thyme reviews
Some unrelated oneshots with intended various pairings and dedicated to Cloudy
Dead Poets Society - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,806 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/13/2010 - Published: 11/26/2009 - [Charlie D., Meeks S.] Neil P., Todd A.
Draco at Pigfarts by vkarkheck reviews
In dedication of 'A Very Potter Musical' Draco finally gets to his dream school, Pigfarts, but he is sad and lonely without the one girl he's ever loved. He brings her back to Pigfarts with some other students from Pigfarts, and things go.. odd.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,626 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G.
A Night in the Dormitory by Mister Sprinkle Toes reviews
Sirius was straight. Until he met Remus.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,297 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Riddle De Dee: The Voldemort Musical by SilverStag07 reviews
Poor, misunderstood Voldemort. Who knew that Bellatrix freaked him out, too? Who knew that he had a sense of humor? Who knew that he was a tenor? Finally, the true life story of the Dark Lord... with music! COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/16/2010 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Voldemort, Lucius M. - Complete
To the Future by Tusk Of Thyme reviews
Laugh until mountains are brought down by your echoes. It doesn't matter because you can never go back. Can you? All He has left now are memories...
Dead Poets Society - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,007 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/21/2010 - Published: 9/15/2009 - [Charlie D., Meeks S.] Knox O., Todd A. - Complete
An Inconvenient Truth by Hatsuka reviews
Being slightly irredeemably in love with your best friend was always going to be painful, embarrassing and cringe-inducingly cliché-ridden, not to mention downright awkward. Fluffydrama, slash... Enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 31,558 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 3/4/2010 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
What Little Lottie Likes Best by Kitty-hiime reviews
If there was anything Erik underestimated, it was Christine's love for the boy who had saved her scarf from the sea. A story of how Raoul met his beloved little Lottie; their gestures, their devotion, and their childhood love which led to something more.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,745 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Christine, Raoul
Twilight 100 by wildly-wrathful reviews
Challenge drabbles. "We made a mistake Daddy." - Latest drabble. A series of 100 word drabbles using word prompts. Includes ships such as EdwardBella, SamLeah, and KateGarrett. Spoilers from BD.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 223 - Words: 32,883 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 2/11/2010 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Bella, Edward
Thicker than Blood by demmons1399 reviews
Hermione is sent back in time...overused i know, but fun... to change things, and meets the mauraders. One becomes a sister, one a brother, one a lover, and one a corpse. Who will be what in the end?..i suck at these summaries...BRAND NEW CHAPTER UP!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 117,010 - Reviews: 778 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 5/3/2007 - Remus L., Hermione G.
Shadows of the Day by Liz08 reviews
About three things I was absolutely positive. First, Alexander was not like the rest of the Volturi. Second, part of him thirsted for my blood. And third, my family, The Cullens and Blacks, were going to kill me when they found out I was in love with him
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,993 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 12/7/2008
Constellations by Tusk Of Thyme reviews
Dreams of possibilities Dead Poets Society style. What they want to happen and what is happening. Each poet gets a chapter.
Dead Poets Society - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,800 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 8/22/2009 - [Todd A., Neil P.] - Complete
The Gauntlet by iyimgrace reviews
It started as a challenge, a frivolous little joke just to mess with him, but it wound up taking on monumental proportions that could change both of them forever. House/Thirteen Set in S4 right after Ugly, Spoilers S4. Adult language and mild smut.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 56 - Words: 131,353 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 11/24/2009 - Published: 6/7/2009 - G. House, Thirteen/R. Hadley - Complete
That Little Thing They Have in Common by edean13 reviews
Thirteen and Cameron find each other at a dance class.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,656 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 10/5/2009 - A. Cameron, Thirteen/R. Hadley - Complete
Little Bella Cullen by tammyxcullen reviews
Bella is found by the Cullens when she is 3 and is all alone after her family dies from a car crash. She grows up in a house full of vampires. Funny.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 48,766 - Reviews: 1039 - Favs: 696 - Follows: 638 - Updated: 11/7/2009 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Bella, Edward
Fatal Temptation: First Draft by Koinaka reviews
Set in an AU: In New Moon after Edward leaves, Jasper does not leave with the rest of the Cullens. He is wrecked by the guilt of what he has done, so he stays behind to watch after Bella. DISCONTINUED: SEE AUTHOR'S NOTE AT THE END
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,024 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 9/30/2009 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Bella, Jasper
A Series of LipBiting Events by Simply Kiwi reviews
A collection of random 100 word drabbles, in which we learn why Jacob Black should never be given a tennis ball.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 620 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 10/7/2007
Once Upon A Time, In Therapy by AllyR reviews
How do you feel when your dad forces you into therapy? How do you deal with a boyfriend you can't seem to break up with? What do you do about the mysterious green-eyed boy who seems to hate everyone? Ask Bella Swan. AU, AH, OOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 62,522 - Reviews: 912 - Favs: 1,464 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Shadow! by ForeverTopaz303 reviews
Bella plays a game from her childhood and has the power to annoy all the Cullens. please Read and Review!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,303 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 6/29/2007
Alexithymia by TheSantiSuicide reviews
Based on the movie “The Quiet”, Bella gets a new foster brother who doesn’t seem to talk…and has mysterious markings all over his otherwise flawless body. An attraction sparks as she attempts to figure out who exactly Jasper Hale is. And what he's hiding.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,293 - Reviews: 698 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 464 - Updated: 6/2/2009 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Jasper, Bella
Love is Blind by oh.you.fancy.huh reviews
Edward and Bella lived in a Adoption Centre all of their lives. Find out what happens when they start to have feelings for eachother, but soon realize that families are coming to adopt! R&R Better STory! A/H! Cannon Pairings!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 56,331 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Bella, Edward
Once a Month by SilverWolf7007 reviews
James knew why Remus went home once a month. Of course he knew. How could he not? They shared the same dorm room, after all, and James was apparently far more observant than Sirius or Peter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 46 - Published: 5/16/2009 - James P., Remus L. - Complete
Resisting Radishes by CannotComeTothePhone reviews
Harry Potter couldn't resist. HPLL. One-Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 848 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Decembers by Sheena Is A Punk Rocker reviews
Sequel to Another Girl, Another Planet. Read that one first. JasperxBella. AlicexOC. Title is a Hawthorne Heights song
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 47,059 - Reviews: 784 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 409 - Updated: 3/22/2009 - Published: 3/12/2008 - Jasper, Bella
Sessions Coffee Talk: Always Keep Extras on Hand by iyimgrace reviews
The Girls of PPTH are having coffee again. Today, Cate has a little issue with House that is a little bump in the getting used to each other process...And it involves a toothbrush... Rated M for adult dialog and content.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,504 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Thirteen/R. Hadley, A. Cameron - Complete
Truth or Dare? by Cassandra S. Lupin reviews
Everyone at Grimmauld Place is bored, so Ginny convinces Harry, Ron, Hermione, and Remus to play truth or dare! Ships are GinnyHarry and RemusHermione. Please read & review! Rated T only to be safe! Now is... um... semi-abandoned.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,205 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 2/28/2009 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Remus L., Hermione G. - Complete
Twilight MasterCard Commercial by tinkerbella87 reviews
*First Fanfic* Had an Idea From Mastercard Commercials Will Do Each Character From Twilight Saga Please Review and or Leave Ideas as well to !
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 2/26/2009 - Published: 11/25/2008
Metaphors and Realities by late-stranger reviews
House and Chase have a little heart to heart about House's metaphorical shell. G rated House/Chase slash.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 454 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/2/2009 - G. House, R. Chase - Complete
Thanks to the Wolves by Disney Sorceress reviews
New Moon. The wolves were just barely too late and Laurent was able to bite Bella in the meadow. Now the pack has to decide what to do with a soon-to-be newborn vampire. The answer? Call the Cullens. Complete!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,208 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 658 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 2/1/2009 - Published: 2/29/2008 - Complete
Stranded by staceygirl aka jackbauer reviews
Bella gets stranded in a small town during a record storm. She meets Edward whom she is immediately attracted to and befriends, but why is it that everyone in the town seems to treat him like some sort of monster? Can she help him find peace again?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 112,808 - Reviews: 1535 - Favs: 1,520 - Follows: 518 - Updated: 1/9/2009 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Things You Tell The Bar Tender by Surrealtraversity reviews
It's New Year's Eve, and House wants to spend the night at his favorite bar. Nothing seems to be going his way, though. And what's with the bar tender? He talks way too much. SLASH
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,690 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/31/2008 - R. Chase, G. House - Complete
All My Loving by Sheena Is A Punk Rocker reviews
Tiltle: Beatles song. Collection of one-shots about Alice and Max. Read "Decembers" first if you don't know who Max is. R/R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,981 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/1/2008 - Published: 4/25/2008 - Alice
I'd Forgotten How To Smile by broadwaybaby4205 reviews
ONESHOT! What happens after Roger and Mimi share their small lovely kiss after I Should Tell You? Musicalverse. Pairings: RogerMimi with mentions of RogerApril.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,375 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Roger D., Mimi M. - Complete
Ugly by msllamalover reviews
Fleur is nine years old, and she doesn't see beauty when she looks in the mirror.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 343 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Fleur D. - Complete
The Gaity of Edward Cullen by lucytheslut reviews
a little while ago, i saw a display picture that made me laugh, it said "until Bella moved to forks, we all thought he was gay" this is a story based on that display pic, AU/All Human. COMPLETE! strong T for innuendos
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,551 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/19/2008 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
What is it? by MisunderstoodDreamer7 reviews
A short one shot about how Fiyero feels as he watches Elphaba. Reviews are my friends! Please review.
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 644 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Complete
Teddy's Menagerie by Aki and Tenshi reviews
“What else am I supposed to do with her?” Teddy asked, holding the kitten close to his chest like it was a baby. “She needs me.”“Needs you?”“Yeah, she doesn’t have any parents either.” A Teddy Lupin story. oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,767 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Teddy L. - Complete
Buttons by PurpleMatter reviews
Challenge: "Write something about buttons. Anything about buttons! Buttons. Buttons are everywhere! 100 words or less." Well. For Edward, it's nothing but convenience for convenience's sake.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 129 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Lullaby by Hermione Alice Cullen-Granger reviews
BD SPOILERS. A short, sweet daddy-daughter scene. R&R.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 416 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Edward - Complete
Raccoon vs Man by Majestik Moose reviews
-"Mark was in pain, and only Roger could get him out of it." In other words, a furry little friend gives our boys some trouble. Oneshot. Complete. Hopefully humorous. Rated T for swearing.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,162 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Mark C., Roger D. - Complete
Eighteenth Story by stress reviews
COMPLETE: Four times when Rosalie saved Emmett -- and one time she let him be the hero. EmmettxRosalie, set Pre-Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,595 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/27/2008 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
Remembrance by ILeftMyHeartInLondon reviews
Jasper is there for Alice when she struggles with the half-remembered ghosts of her past.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,301 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Cows by Ein Kampf kann eine Lebenszeit reviews
Edward and Bella go on a road trip before their marriage. Bella finds something out about Edward that makes her laugh.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,416 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Lucky by Aspen-SiredBySpike reviews
All Human. Emmett confesses to Jasper that he saw him getting lucky.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 153 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Emmett, Jasper - Complete
Picture Day by kirstennn reviews
For Becca. It's picture day, and Bella is totally unprepared. That is, until Jasper comes along... Warning: Incredibly Flamboyant and Fabulous Jasper inside... do not read if you can't stomach his fabulosity.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
The Swing by isthatacorner reviews
Alice and Jasper reflect on Edward and Bella. Sweet J/A, E/B I hope you enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,581 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Raspberries by Isabel0329 reviews
Edward has a fantasy about Bella that he’s been desperate to see come to life. One that involves fruit. And he’s determined to make it happen. Safely rated M for innuendo.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,530 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 7/8/2008 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Wise One: Book One: Becoming by FarenMaddox reviews
When Sirius Black escapes Azkaban and 8-year-old Harry Potter disappears, the world is thrown into upheaval. What will Britain and Harry be without each other, and who will face the Dark? You only THINK you've read this before. I guarantee you haven't.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 99,300 - Reviews: 1343 - Favs: 2,382 - Follows: 1,107 - Updated: 6/28/2008 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Do I Know You? by amaXdear reviews
What exactly was going through Jasper's head when he met Alice? Just a short little bit of fluff about when they meet, and the first time she convinces him to go 'vegetarian.' JUST A ONESHOT! Stop adding it to your alert list, nothing's gonna happen.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,106 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
Little Orphan Bella by Twifan reviews
Abandoned as a baby, Bella is sent to an orphanage in Chicago. She is passed from foster home to foster home, settling on a final one at age sixteen. But who is Edward, and who are the new arrivals? Will they be seperated? AU AH BxE - Discontinued
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,224 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 6/23/2008 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Bella, Edward
Garlic or Something by Tassel630 reviews
-Part of The Lone Wolf universe- Angela: confused, in the know, and highly freaked out. Read The Lone Wolf first.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,412 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/2/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Angela - Complete
Catching up with Memories by edward's angels reviews
Bella is a 35 year old vampire and mother of 16 year old twins. Bella hasn't seen the Cullens for 16 years. When they move back to Forks, the twins organise a birthday surprise for her. What or more importantly, who does it involve? What will it result in
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,079 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 6/1/2008 - Published: 12/26/2007
Look Alike by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
The Cullens watch Goblet of Fire and notice that a certain wizard looks like a certain vampire, fluffy and a little funny. BXE One-shot Very short.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 60 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Complete
Oops? by l'heure bleue reviews
—3: Rock Hard— "Rock HARD ON... get it?" It was on a normal day that I almost died for the second time. Or ... as normal a day as humanly – haha! Humanly ... – possible at the Cullen house.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,430 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 5/6/2008 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
55 Words in the Life of Claire Halpert by FictionInReality reviews
In response to the MTT 55 word challenge. Tweaked. Jim passes on the family tradition in 55 word increments.
Office - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 470 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/29/2008 - Published: 7/4/2007
Emmett's List by Lace168 reviews
What is the worst Emmett could do in an elevator? Read to find out!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,264 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/9/2008 - Published: 1/11/2008
Unknown by ecinis reviews
HPSS Mentor/Guardian Fic. Slytherin!Harry Younger!Snape Snape gathers a critical and sarcastic Harry from the Dursley's and introduces him to the magical world. HIATUS See Profile
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,255 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 662 - Updated: 4/6/2008 - Published: 1/23/2005 - Harry P., Severus S.
Messing with Mike by Heartbroken1 reviews
Originally chapter 26 in ‘One Bite…’ but it’s too funny for all the Edward lovers to miss : Enjoy! The Cullens have returned to Forks, and they’ve decided to watch over Bella while she’s at work. It’s Emmett’s turn, and simply staying in the shadows.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Complete
Love Stays the Same by daisychains123 reviews
After a confusing letter, two girls are given the chance to change their world, but will they? Then Greyback attacks and they have no choice. Hermione and Ginny are landed in Marauder times, where they find friendship, enemies, and love. HGRL GWSB JPLE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 52,549 - Reviews: 1035 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 3/31/2008 - Published: 1/22/2007 - Hermione G., Remus L.
Death Comes by msllamalover reviews
Death came for Remus and Nymphadora Lupin before they were ready. When Death comes for Teddy Lupin, it reunites a family.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,543 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Teddy L., N. Tonks - Complete
Another Girl, Another Planet by Sheena Is A Punk Rocker reviews
What would've happened if Jasper was to come back in New Moon? Not Alice. Not Edward. JasperxBella. no, it's NOT gonna go back to ExB. And rated for language. Don't like? Don't read.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,231 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 728 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 3/12/2008 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
But Lily, Veela! by Swordchucks reviews
James, always one to look out for his son's best interests, takes steps to secure his future. Oh, and make Sirius really jealous. AU Harry/Fleur
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,473 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 674 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Harry P., Fleur D.
The Days Before The Pirates by xylot3 reviews
Permanent Hiatus - W/E. Pre-CotBP. This is Elizabeth's log from her younger, more carefree years.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,552 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/22/2008 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Elizabeth S., Will T.
Teddy Lupin Goes Visiting by Jedi Tess of Gryffindor reviews
Teddy Lupin visits his two families, the Malfoys and the Potters, and learns a lot from his cousin, Score.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,065 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Teddy L., Scorpius M. - Complete
Oswald the Ottoman by lunakatrina reviews
Voldemort never saw this coming! Harry aquires an ottoman...AU, ignores DH and most of HBP for it's own sanity
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,941 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 1,190 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 2/18/2008 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Other Musician by Sheena Is A Punk Rocker reviews
Edward's not the only one who can play an instrument. JasperxBella FRIENDSHIP Lame ass title, i know. But I couldn't think of anything else
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,140 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/10/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Teddy in the Past by Dr. Harleen Quinzel03 reviews
Teddy and Victoire thought that they were just babysiting. But when Albus and Rose play with a golden necklace and break it, then they are in for a big surprise. Please R&R! A little Language! But other than that it's good!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,856 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 1/5/2008 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Remus L., Teddy L. - Complete
Truth Or Dare: Mortal Mode by EdwardCullenOwnsMySoul reviews
Sequel to Truth Or Dare:Undead Style! The fun continues, at school! P.S. Please if you haven't read Truth Or Dare: Undead Style read it first otherwise not everything's gonna make sense! Please read and review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,908 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 12/2/2007 - Published: 10/5/2007 - Complete
Emmett Did What? by alexz1jude reviews
What happens when you put Emmett in a store? He's Emmett, what do you think will happen?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 3,623 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/4/2007 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Complete
Intelligence by Saiyachick reviews
Emmett Cullen is not the idiot as everyone makes him out to be. Oneshot
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
But I Want to be a Weasley! by Deadwoodpecker reviews
James Potter wants to be a Weasley. His mum, aunts, uncles, and granparents tell him why it's pretty cool to be a Potter, too.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,515 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 1,178 - Follows: 155 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Complete
Increments by Lady Bracknell reviews
She’s liked him for ages – more and more by increments as he let her see who he really was. RLNT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 570 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Remus L., N. Tonks
Not Another Instant Messaging Story by theenvylover reviews
heh, a parody of all of the AIM stories out there. this is a oneshot and it will stay a oneshot! voted ::the only IM story that deserves to be up here::.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Complete
Edward and the Tampon by livelaughloveWRITE reviews
“What’s this?” He interrupted. He was holding a tampon. You’ve got to be kidding me. “It’s a tampon, Edward.” “What’s that?” I buried my face in my hands. This was not happening to me. “You really don’t know what it is?” “Do you eat it?”
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,599 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 793 - Follows: 135 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Complete
Night Light? by EdwardCullenOwnsMySoul reviews
Emmett's afraid of the dark! Dora to the rescue! Lol please read and review! Rated T just in case!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,388 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Complete
Cursed by TheFox101 reviews
When strangers arrive, Harry and the gang must soon decide whether they are friend or foe. Who are these strangers? And how far will Harry and his friends have to go to return them safely home? Borrows from Whydoyouneedtoknow's Dangerverse.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,534 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/22/2007 - Published: 4/4/2006 - Complete
The Ugly Sister by HalfBloodHannah reviews
In my belief, every life as a bit of a Cinderella story to it. My only problem is that, in my own life story, I'm the ugly sister. And we all know Cinderella always gets the prince. LJ
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 50,612 - Reviews: 750 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 4/21/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Marry Me by xxanglophilexx reviews
“I want you to marry me. Soon. And I’m proposing to you. Right now, ring me damned. It all be damned. Just…marry me.” Lily proposes to James. JPLE. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,980 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 31 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
All I Wanted Was Some Damn Cereal! by EdwardIsMyLover reviews
Oneshot about a morning at the Cullens. Title says most of it. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,137 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 84 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Just Another Breakfast by fruit17 reviews
It's just another breakfast at Hogwarts, School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Or it it? A HarryDraco coming out story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,339 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 967 - Follows: 146 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Sunrise, Sunset by LupineMoon reviews
Ginny Weasley and Harry Potter are getting married. Based on whydoyouneedtoknow's Dangerverse.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 476 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/18/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
PackParents are the Best Parents by Albus Paulson reviews
Based in the Dangerverse. read up to ch 37 of LwD before reading this. Lily and James aren't dead, just cursed forward in time nine years. How will this play out? ON NEARPERMANENT HIATUS. I suggest reading Truth Amid the Lies it's the same idea, really.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,570 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/23/2007 - Published: 1/19/2007 - Harry P., Remus L.
Marauder means Friends for Life by daisychains123 reviews
A new Marauder, secrets revealed, love prevails, friendships grow strong and yet, all the while, death looms ever closer. This is the story of four boys, five girls and a friendship that will never be forgotten... this is the story of the Marauders.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,557 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/7/2007 - Published: 11/16/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Variations by rwcr reviews
Ch. 11. AU, sequel to The Twist of Time. Growing darkness tests the Pack. Bonds will break and form as twelve young adults fight for their future. Despite everything, they'll aim to keep smiles and stay together... Would that it were that easy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 81,500 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 4/5/2007 - Published: 11/4/2006 - James P., Harry P.
Engaged by LupineMoon reviews
Two shot Harry and Ginny are finally engaged. How will everyone react? Based on whydoyouneedtoknow's Dangerverse. RENT CD 2, track number 9 is Contact from the Original Broadway Cast version, NOT the movie. For those who don't know, its a suggestive song.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,198 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/3/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Just Married, Kinda by ColorOfAngels reviews
Voldemort has just been defeated and Harry and Ginny are feeling spontanious, so why not get married...Tomorrow. This story was planned & partially written preHBP & is now officaly AU since it overlooks minor details such as certain deaths and the like...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,626 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 5/4/2005 - Ginny W., Harry P.
She Don't Know by TheFox101 reviews
Dangerverse: Ron Weasley hates bets, because he just lost one, and now he has to sing. In front of all of Gryffindor Tower. To Hermione. Dear Godric, this is going to be embarassing...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,182 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/7/2007
So Sue Me by lunakatrina reviews
My take on Harry's first year starting with him getting his letters. Add a lot of sarcasm, stir, and serve cold.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,383 - Reviews: 2281 - Favs: 3,876 - Follows: 3,315 - Updated: 1/5/2007 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Harry P.
101 Responses To 'Go Out With Me, Evans' by Dudette13 reviews
All the way from 'No' to 'Yes', with 99 others in between. Because we all know that Lily would've liked to be original from time to time... There should be a question mark behind 'Evans'... R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,692 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 69 - Published: 12/6/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Hunting and Its Consequences by TheFox101 reviews
Dangerverse: The Pride go hunting in their animagus forms and much jokes and laughter ensues including, but not limited to, a meetup with a basilisk and Harry running into a tree.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,919 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Complete
The Talk by ColorOfAngels reviews
Missing moment from Living Without Danger....It's time for The Talk....will anyone involved ever be the same again?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,625 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/31/2006 - Complete
The Twist of Time by rwcr reviews
Ch. 10, complete! AU, post HBP. On August 11, 1976, four teenagers appear in Dumbledore's office. With knowledge of the future they will never return to, they set out to cut the Dark Lord's reign short. Will they get it right? Dangerverse spinoff.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 110,820 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 10/11/2006 - Published: 8/17/2006 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
By Any Other Name by Original Dark Angel reviews
When the subdued heir of a prominently dark family is placed in Gryffindor, the pack investigates, rescues, and falls in love with a boy By Any Other Name. Dangerverse credit goes to whydoyouneedtoknow. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,238 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 41 - Published: 9/8/2006 - Harry P., Draco M.
A Better Man by Valandar reviews
Vernon changed in the beginning to be a better man, thanks to a wish. How will this affect Harry, and the entire Wizarding World? Now complete! Please R&R. AU, HPGW, RWHG, RLNT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 54 - Words: 192,896 - Reviews: 1655 - Favs: 2,130 - Follows: 698 - Updated: 9/5/2006 - Published: 8/12/2005 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Those Three Words by purtyinpink71121 reviews
.'I don't hate you! I love you' I freeze. OOPS! Stupid mouth... it never listens to me. And now he's looking at me again, with those big, beautiful hazel eyes... Oneshot, LJ, R&R please!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,462 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/3/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
As In A Potion Kink by QueenNarca reviews
Harry being literate does not always equal something very smart. Especially when said occurence involves the ever sarcastic Severus Snape and a rather unfortunate potion's side effect.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,338 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/25/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Hell or Hex by TheFox101 reviews
Dangerverse: The Pride is stuck in Grimmauld Place for the remainder of the summer before Fifth Year. Bored and hot, they play a Gryffindorized version of Truth or Dare. Heaven help Headquarters.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,374 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/9/2006 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Complete
Obliviate by Laora reviews
It's the final battle, and Harry and Voldemort are duking it out to the death. Then, Harry casts the last spell anyone expects to hear on a battlefield...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 44 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Two Out of Three Ain't Bad by whydoyouneedtoknow reviews
AU, twoshot, based in the Dangerverse but stands alone. Final Battle humorfic. Lord Voldemort wants eternal life, unlimited power, and everlasting fame. Harry Potter and Moaning Myrtle are only too happy to help him get the first and the last...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,843 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/12/2006 - Published: 12/5/2005 - Complete
Tribute to LwD by gnome-goddess-cat reviews
A small tribute to the fanfic Living With Danger. Schoolage Marauders tease Remus about his love life.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/6/2006 - Complete
Coloring Books by AmazinglyMe reviews
A glimpse of what the Marauders might have done to their coloring books as children. V. short.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 367 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Complete
Complicated by Neurotica reviews
Complete. Crossover between two AU worlds: Truths and Living with Danger. Remus and Harry stumble across a park in London, and meet two sisters that used to be Harry's neighbors on Privet Drive. SBOC, RLOC. Cowritten with Anne: whydoyouneedtoknow.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 46,979 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 3/30/2006 - Published: 10/11/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Putting the 'M' in Mystery by missy mee reviews
When an eighteen year old green eyed black haired teacher shows up in 1977 with a snake and flirty redhead in tow, there's sure to be complications. HG. Formally 'Meet Professor Son - I mean - Potter'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 53,371 - Reviews: 3060 - Favs: 3,099 - Follows: 1,112 - Updated: 3/20/2006 - Published: 5/9/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Prince and the Loon by bookgirl225 reviews
This is the unlikely story of Draco Malfoy and Luna Lovegood complete opposites who are completely perfect for each other. It takes place in Draco's Sixth year.I own nothing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,195 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/29/2006 - Draco M., Luna L. - Complete
Christmas With You by Callisto Nicol reviews
Then she giggled. Like a madwoman. [Christmas OneShot]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,821 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/25/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Not One, But Two by RiverSong DreamShadow reviews
Dangerverse. After being kidnapped by Lucius Malfoy, the Pack escapes and expands to include both Draco and Cassandra Malfoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,745 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/23/2005 - Published: 7/28/2005
A Tale of Two Tales by whydoyouneedtoknow reviews
A Valentina Jett original! Stories change, depending on who is telling them and from whence they came. Here, then, are two versions of a folk tale. Which is true? You decide...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,426 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/15/2005 - Complete
Lily Potter and the Worst Holiday by bobsaqqara reviews
AU Sixteen years to the day after her first born son was murdered, Professor Lily Potter must deal with the arrival of six unknown people. Post OotP. Reedited and reposted
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,439 - Reviews: 842 - Favs: 5,320 - Follows: 1,191 - Updated: 12/2/2005 - Published: 7/10/2005 - Lily Evans P., Harry P. - Complete
With Friends Like These by whydoyouneedtoknow reviews
AU, oneshot, from the Dangerverse. Ron fantasizes about Star Wars, putting himself and his friends into the story. But some people don't particularly like his casting... Slight HPSW xover. Now continued on fanficauthors!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,736 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/26/2005 - Complete
The Tale of Tercio by whydoyouneedtoknow reviews
A Valentina Jett original! A story of ancient times, in the style of a fairy tale, about a family with seven children, the choices of their third son, and what came of those choices.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,018 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/28/2005 - Complete
Teasing, Teaching and Time Travel by Tanydwr reviews
HIATUS. Harry becomes DADA teacher. In 1977. But what mystery shrouds the DADA teacher? The Marauders want to know. HG, y'know. Rated for language and adult themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 52,757 - Reviews: 1378 - Favs: 1,492 - Follows: 1,179 - Updated: 8/5/2005 - Published: 6/25/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Till We Reach That Day by whydoyouneedtoknow reviews
Complete. AU sequel of A Little Slice of Heaven. Harry grew up with the Dursleys, but with a black dog living down the street. Draco likes to be called Ray and has a wolf named Zelda. And Remus and his wife have been missing for twelve years.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 17 - Words: 83,470 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/28/2005 - Published: 7/6/2005 - Complete
The Marauders Return! by moonlightning3 reviews
After an incident with a broken timeturner, James, Sirius, Remus, and Lily land in Harry's 6th year! What will happen? Then things get weirder when the future Marauders come too. It's my first FF! R&R Bitte! That's German for please. No Flames!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,143 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 7/27/2005 - Published: 6/9/2005 - Harry P., James P.
Maybe by whydoyouneedtoknow reviews
Now complete! AU of “Living with Danger” – did not actually happen in the story's universe, but could have. Possible alternate outcome of a major crossroads in the story. And yes, I know, an AU of an AU, a bit pathetic... hope you like it anyway.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 55,772 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/6/2005 - Published: 4/23/2005 - Complete
Changing Times by Neurotica reviews
Complete. AU. Post OotP. The Marauders and Lily are late getting to the Hogwarts Express. While looking for an empty compartment, Lily notices a boy who looks a lot like James...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,623 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 4/12/2005 - Published: 4/5/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Spell of Time by xxlostdreamerxz reviews
Have you ever wondered what would happen if Draco and Harry go back in time to teach their parents? Post-Vodie! NO SLASH! RR
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,102 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 409 - Updated: 4/6/2005 - Published: 1/18/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
Lindin Pass by Obsidian Dagger reviews
(Currently being revised.) Two polar opposites. Two eternal rivals. Twenty years into the past. Harry Potter is locked in a deadly duel to survive with his fiercest rival, one Draco Malfoy. An accident sends them hurtling back in time. MWPP. Rated for
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,566 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 2/11/2005 - Published: 11/16/2004 - Harry P.
April 1, 1987 by whydoyouneedtoknow reviews
AU, one-shot. It’s April Fool’s Day, and Harry Potter and his siblings are finally old enough to prank on their own. The Marauders’ Den will never be the same. “Living with Danger” spoilers up to Chapter 30.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,752 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/2/2005 - Complete
Payback by ForeverLaDonna reviews
Maybe mum's under Imperio?" "Sure George," Fred said sarcastically. "A bunch of Death Eaters invaded the Burrow and put mum under Imperio to allow Harry and our baby sister to do something bloody inappropriate in the walk-in cupboard."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,527 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/11/2004 - Ginny W., Harry P.
The Day Everyone Was In the Great Hall by The Aussie Slytherin reviews
Hermione is staring at people. It's getting on Harry's nerves. Ron wants to get out of Harry's shadow. Pettigrew talks to Fudge, who makes fudge-like noises. Sirius tells everyone that Ron slept with a rat. Voldie is holding a CAKE STALL. Insanity reigns.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,578 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/13/2003 - Published: 12/28/2002 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Phoenix's Fire by Ice7 reviews
Destiny Sequel.5 long years have passed since the day that Destiny disappeared.With only the visions of a vampire Seeress and the promise that a shape-shifter makes,Harry embarks on a journey that will show just how much time and pain can change a perso
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,697 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/11/2003 - Published: 11/24/2002 - Harry P., James P.
Is This a Work of Destiny? by Harmony Slytherin reviews
What happens when you mix four very mischevious schoolboys, a quill with the power of time travel, three best friends from twenty-five years later, and a pinch of destiny? Harry, Ron, Hermione, and the Marauders are about to find out.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,661 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 6/9/2002 - Published: 2/24/2002 - Harry P., James P.
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Sugar, We're Going Down reviews
The game to seduce Allison Cameron had officially begun. Camteen/Cadley/13Cameron whatever you call it.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,464 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Thirteen/R. Hadley, A. Cameron
Happy Christmas, Padfoot reviews
Mistletoe could be one of the most aggravating plants on the planet, or so Sirius thought. RL/SB, slash! Written in twenty minutes tops, forgive the stupidity!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,357 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Singing reviews
Andy passed down a more… theatrical trait to his children. Andy/Erin
Office - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 558 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Andy B. - Complete
Neon Rainbow
She was Nate's very own neon rainbow of glaring perfection. Nate/OC, also posted on JBFFA.
Camp Rock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,214 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Nate - Complete
Strength reviews
Schrutes were the strongest humans of all and Dwight had the strongest Schrutes. Dwangela and future-kids!
Office - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 666 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Dwight S. - Complete
Smiles reviews
Jim is a professional at identifying his daughter's smiles. Jim/Pam, plenty of lovely futuristic-kid-ness.
Office - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Jim H. - Complete
The Renegade reviews
Draco finds himself in a very different situation with three people he didn't suspect. Follow Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter, Alice Lupin, and Maxx Alexander in their adventures as the 2nd Marauders: The Renegade. DM/OC HP/GW
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,328 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Draco M., OC
Beginnings reviews
Marauders sans Peter, sorry get their Hogwarts letters. Harry Potter isn't mine!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 430 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Remus L., James P. - Complete
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