Atrusa Solaris
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Joined 06-12-07, id: 1298819, Profile Updated: 04-11-13
Author has written 15 stories for Marching Band, Naruto, LXG, NCIS, Harry Potter, and Gorillaz.

Name: I have several...

Age: Uhhh...

Location: I see a computer...

Gender: I am woman, hear me roar.

Hi. I'm a fanfic writer. Therefore, I enjoy plucking characters out of their stories and playing with them for awhile and occasionally giving them new playmates. Generally I update if I get at least one review because then I know at least one person is still reading and likes it.

Alright!!!! HERE'S THE DAMN DEAL WITH PISSES ME OFF.

Pisses me off:

Ok, You may ask, why are you writing other fanfics and not updating the wonderful adventures of Jefafa and his friends in Ninja land? I have writers block and I'm busy. Once I get the chance to sit down and consider what's happening next, It'll get updated. So CTFO AND STOP FLOODING MY INBOX. Love you guys :D


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Things that the DA aren't allowed to do by Anime-Rosalie reviews
The remaining members of the DA-Harry, Ron, Hermione, Luna, Neville, Ginny, Colin, and Dennis-find a list entitled 'Things I am not allowed to do at Hogwarts'. They attempt to pull off the list, enough said.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,879 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Harry P.
Questions by NeonBursts reviews
Murdoc had started this little thing nearly four weeks ago. One day of the week he'd bring Stuart breakfast and then sit by the door for maybe an hour while the singer ate and some time eventually he would up and leave without a word.
Gorillaz - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,087 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Murdoc N., 2D
Gorillaz vs Cleverbot by The Hazel-Eyed Angel reviews
All four Gorillaz meet the Cleverbot. Hilarity ensues. One member per chapter. Who will outsmart the Cleverbot? Who is the ultimate dunce? Who ends up confusing who? Is artificial intelligence really all that great? Rated T for Gorillaz language! ;D enjoy
Gorillaz - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,836 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Complete
Uncle by LostInMyOwnWonderland reviews
Noodle watches a movie that gives her an idea...short little one-shot. Not perfect... but oh well. No Pairings!
Gorillaz - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 912 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Noodle, Murdoc N. - Complete
Binge by DeimosPhobos reviews
As eager as he was to leave the floating prison to film a video, 2D would much rather run away as soon as his feet hit solid land and leave it all behind. So, he does just that. Contains OC's to make the story work. No pairings.
Gorillaz - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,178 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 9/22/2010 - 2D, Murdoc N. - Complete
Hypotheticals by Balloon Animal reviews
It's a rainy night on Plastic Beach, and Murdoc engages 2D in some strange midnight conversation.
Gorillaz - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,547 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/5/2010 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Murdoc N., 2D - Complete
Crashing Down by Psychic City reviews
A retake of the Stu Pot incident on D-Day. His perspective in a coma, as well as Murdoc's bitter perspective caring for him. I've definitely added my own touch to it, as well. Please let me know what you think! R & R
Gorillaz - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 44,030 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 10/6/2010 - Published: 6/28/2010 - 2D, Murdoc N.
NRT by swan-scones reviews
"The cigarette was in the other hand and self destructing, eating itself." Paula and Murdoc share a smoke. Paula/Murdoc.
Gorillaz - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,469 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Paula C., Murdoc N. - Complete
Cyborg awakening by Big Bad T reviews
Cyborgs creation and first thoughts
Gorillaz - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,444 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Android Noodle, Murdoc N. - Complete
Her Protector by Eternal Outsider reviews
Storms always scared her. In all courage, the little Noodle ventured through the horrors of Kong to find the most unlikely person to find comfort in. Set during Phase One.
Gorillaz - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,779 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Murdoc N., Noodle - Complete
Talk Dirty to Me by ksevfand reviews
Abby can be very convincing but McGee is determined not to give in to her request.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Tim M., Abby S.
Can I Come In? by chibi.tantei reviews
Shikamaru pays Temari an unexpected visit. Why? Read to find out. Oneshot ShikaTema
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,775 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Cellphones by Shounen-Ai reviews
Cellphones. They are nothing more then devices that get you into trouble....well...maybe just Naruto. NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,245 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Starting Over by xxREADER UNKNOWNxx reviews
one shot. Zigzag's life before CGL. it doesnt seem so bad, till he screws up... angst. sort of. sumthing i did when Zig was on my mind.
Holes - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,807 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Complete
Alway's Smiling? by TheyCallMeMr.Pigg reviews
There she was. He’d call her ugly. Again. He’d call her names. Often. He’d put her down. Frequently. He’d Lie to her. To protect her....Sai//Saku..Fluffish..read/review please! Request!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Sai, Sakura H. - Complete
Breathing by Miyazaki A2 reviews
Sakura and Lee go on a non-date and she discovers exactly what he means to her. Set during the time-skip. First person, present-tense. Inhale. Exhale. LeeSaku SakuLee
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,727 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/29/2008 - Sakura H., Lee R. - Complete
Doctor's Visit by LadyBootstrap reviews
In which the Doctor meets a doctor, they talk, and an attempt is made to correct a great wrong. One-shot. May take you by surprise...
LXG - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,670 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Complete
Okaasan, what's a demon? by Sofia Remus reviews
After seeing a young Naruto get kicked out of a store a girl asks her mother what a demon is leading to a conversation with Naruto
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,202 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Naruto U.
A Soldier Out Of This World by MadHat886 reviews
A modern day female British soldier finds herself in a strange new world. And once there she meets a certain hyper nin and his team along the way.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 134,449 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 11/4/2007 - Published: 6/12/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Puppet by Momosportif reviews
Just a very tiny KankyHina fluff! They are one of my indulgence couples...in short I'm a bad, naughty NaruHina fan but hope you enjoy and please comment if impulse surprises you as you're escaping the fluff... Kishimoto's characters of course. Smile!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 227 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Hinata H., Kankuro - Complete
AN: Dry Winds by ZenosParadox reviews
The trials of Baki, master of Wind Sword and Sensei to Gaara, Kankuro and Temari. Ch 1 Team Baki Forms Ch 2 Becoming Tools Ch 3 Emotional Training Ch 4 Finding Identities Ch 5 Adventures in Nightingale Country Ch 6 Losing the Tomboy
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,519 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/22/2007 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Baki, Kankuro - Complete
Harmony Hippogriff at Hogwarts by Hippogriffgirl42 reviews
Will a new student at Hogwarts help Harry and Hermione get together? And will she defeat a powerful American Dark Lord after her blood? A great story featuring a brand new character and loads and loads of Ginny bashing!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,485 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/6/2007 - Published: 12/8/2006 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Voldemorts Portkey Adventure by greenkat92 reviews
Voldemort finaly has the chance that he's longed for to kill Harry Potter but will a slight mistake from Peter Pettigrew ruin it?Includes: Naruto, Stanley Yelnats, And many many other random characters!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,244 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Voldemort, Peter P. - Complete
Lines You Won't Hear in LXG by Universal Queen reviews
Compiled for your amusement, the following is a list of what I strongly believe are mostly fictional outtakes from the film. CONTAINS SPOILERS! Comments, Questions or Reviews welcome!
LXG - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,790 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/4/2006
Prominent Flirting Ways by Utsukushii Kohana reviews
7 prominent flirting ways to conquer a woman's heart.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,198 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/31/2006 - Hahn, Yue - Complete
Picture This by TrudiRose reviews
AU. Is it possible to write a GastonBelle pairing that's believable and in character? Or have I lost my mind? Read and find out!
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 130,507 - Reviews: 1232 - Favs: 907 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 5/30/2006 - Published: 3/5/2006 - Gaston, Belle - Complete
The Musical of Extraordinary Gentlemen by Krisian Rose reviews
I shall make the League break ino song and dance... because I can! SCENE 15 - Quatermain’s a big boy. Let him take care of his own life…
LXG - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 9,650 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/7/2004 - Published: 5/12/2004
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First Date reviews
When Noodle brings a guy home to Kong Studios before a date, the men of the Gorillaz have to face the fact that their little Noodle is growing up but not without opening various cans of worms in the process...
Gorillaz - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 111,033 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/14/2013 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Noodle
Blue reviews
One of 2D's five children is tired of getting bullied at school. But when she decides to embark on a trip to Essex without her siblings, she finds that there is more to everything, including herself, than meets the eye.
Gorillaz - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,828 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 11/6/2010 - 2D
Pisses me off reviews
Crossover fic! when Ventriloquist Jeff Dunham and crew are pitched headfirst into a vortex, everyone gets seperated in the Naruto world. Now Jeff needs to find them before hell breaks loose. Psht, Yeah Right! Totally redone. Naru/Hina Saku/Sasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 37,564 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 9/7/2010 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Snape in Wonderland reviews
Alice in Wonderland/Potter crackfic. Snape's world is thrown in a tizzy when a few adamant DRINK ME bottles show up and he is dragged off by a White Rabbit against his will on an adventure. Hilarity ensues. Full summary inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,977 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/4/2010 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Severus S.
Trust Fall reviews
When the team investigates the murder of a Lieutenant, the only one who can give them insight is her daughter. The problem is, she won't talk to them. Now it's a race against time before the killer strikes again and she's not about to say a word...
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,503 - Reviews: 9 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/13/2009 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Abby S.
Commiseration reviews
Eloise Midgens finds empathy in strange places.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Eloise M., Myrtle - Complete
The Most Filthy Box Of Dorian Grey reviews
Another installment in the line of one shots. You may want to read Creeper and The Mysterious Box of Dorian Grey first in order to understand this. Patel is on duty one night and his curiosity gets the best of him. Requested Fic.
LXG - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 389 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Complete
The Curious Case Files of the Mysterious Portal reviews
If you've read Pisses me off, you know about the infamous Portal. What exactly has the thing spat out over time that's has everyone in a tizzy? These case files explore the stories of encounters with The Annoyances. No one is safe. Sue bashing overload
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,229 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 6/21/2009 - Published: 6/3/2009
The Dowry reviews
Spin-off I've been promising for forever and a day from Pisses Me Off. Fi gets curious one day about how exactly Koko came to be a maid for the Akatsuki. Soon it is revealed that the old woman is much more intelligent than she already comes off as.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,565 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Akatsuki, Kakuzu
A Very Akatsuki Christmas reviews
Taking a break from Pisses Me Off, I give a gift in the form of a Crack-fic. Tobi tries to spread some holiday cheer, which turns disastrous. Can he get it all cleaned up in time for the annual Christmas Party before the VIPS arrive? Mild romance not much
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,481 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Obito U./Tobi
Will you just shut up already? reviews
Request oneshot. Poor Jekyll is alone in his room one night arguing with himself. Again. Warning: It gets a bit darker than my other oneshots. But then again it's Hyde we're dealing with.
LXG - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,679 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Complete
I'm sorry, there must still be dirt in my ear reviews
Request. Allen Finds out about Dorian's box. Third in the one shot series. Please Read The Mysterious Box of Dorian Grey and Creeper or you won't undrstand this a bit.
LXG - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Complete
The Mysterious Box of Dorian Grey reviews
Accompaniment to Creeper. Mina stole one of Dorian's boxes after killing him. Now, they're about to find out what's in it...The question is: Can they handle it? Oneshot.
LXG - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,189 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Complete
Creeper reviews
Rodney Skinner has an unusual nocturnal hobby when insomnia rears its ugly head. Oneshot.
LXG - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 980 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Complete
Fall Nights reviews
Just a little poem about our favorite nights in the fall. I am of course talking about, the Friday nights.
Marching Band - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 311 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Complete