Kathleen never set out to break one hundred years of tradition when she attends her grandfather's school. It's only for a term, what could possibly happen? But time and fate don't wait around and don't have favourites. What starts off as a fairly regular term soon starts spinning out of control as the budding free thinkers clash with the rigid authority at Welton.

A dangerous new disease is spreading and the government is suggesting social distancing measures that some people take more seriously than others. Will Elizabeth and Darcy find common ground?

Collection of one-shots about Artemis and Holly's life together as a couple, one-shots which may or may not contain actual milestones.

Two one-shot short stories based on a few lines from The Fowl Twins 2. Romantic A/H content so stay away if that's not your jam (hopefully it is your jam though). These two shorts are not connected to each other sequentially (chapter 2 is not a continuation of chapter 1), but they're connected thematically.

When Artemis attended Saint Bartleby's, there was a particularly bold student who took to ribbing Artemis, calling him Left-Foot Fowl, as "he had two left feet, and couldn't kick a football with either of them". A tale of teenaged awkwardness, private school politics, and, most of all, Artemis' horrendous social skills.

A/H oneshot, fluff. Artemis receives a gift from Holly… a photo album. Taking a look inside, he goes down memory lane and remembers how their relationship grew over the years. He recalls skiing shenanigans, a questionable first date, and his return home from Mars. (Spoiler warning for Luna Minor and the first Fowl Twins book.)

In which Artemis' mighty brain largely fails him on a topic millions of other people also struggle with every year. Very much an Artemis-Holly romance; don't read if that's not your jam. Complete.

Butler knocks on Artemis's door only to find something shocking

Artemis acts strangely, Butler is suspicious and decides to spy on Artemis. As it turns out, it was not the best idea.

Foaly confronts Holly with some evidence regarding the relationship between Holly and Artemis.

Todd has a girlfriend whom he writes letters to as often as he can. She's with him every step of the way.

Men's formal wear is largely influenced by the military garb of the 19th-century. A tale that is equal parts about growing up, and the clothes we wear to do so.

As of the Fowl Twins, Artemis is on 5-year long research trip to Mars. This is a look at what made him decide to look to the stars. (cross-posted from the 2020 AF Yuletide exchange on ao3)

The window sill is a nice place to sit in the evening. TLG spoilers. Proper version, not sure what happened to the original document.

From a very young age, dangers have endlessly pursued Artemis Fowl. This time, an eighteen-year-old Irish genius is sent to lecture at a scientific conference with family. And even such a seemingly insignificant event was not without action, drama and romance.

Todd has one mission: now that Neil has unveiled his idea to feed the club s'smores, he needs to procure them. Anderperry oneshot, fluff.

Romance/Psychological insight. A few months after the events of the 8th book, Holly has to deal with lots of suppressed emotions, which caused her to fall victim to a mysterious illness...

He raises the gun to his temple. "Todd, will you stay in the line?" "Yes Neil, I'll stay on the line." rated T for swearing ::Major character death::

After The Fowl Twins, Artemis is in space, wondering where his life is going. Eventually, he realizes his destination isn't the red planet, but the red-haired elf. Rated T to be safe. My first upload. Firmly an Artemis and Holly romance, so stay away if that's not your jam. Spoilers for The Fowl Twins within. COMPLETE!

Artemis Fowl and co. read Artemis Fowl. Rated T, I am more paranoid then Foaly should be Rated K

Artemis gets strange symptoms during a date, symptoms suspiciously like those he experienced when entering dwellings uninvited during his short time with stolen magic...

It's Christmastime and Artemis sends his friends a few gifts. He should have been more careful. Good intentions turn sour and Artemis has to devise a plot to steal a treasured item from Father Christmas himself. Oh, and Orion makes an appearance. Rated T for violence and possible character death.

Semi-sequel to "Strange Duet" (so if you haven't read that you'll be pretty confused), intended to bridge the time between that story and the upcoming "Strange Creatures": a peek into the daily lives of Artemis, Viola, and their family as years go by.

Artemis learns that Holly has a phobia that isn't claustrophobia. Another one-shot. Post TLG.

Poetry sparked in his mind. As if his presence alone had lit a flame of inspiration. Elliott/Player drabbles.

Five-and-one story, spaced throughout the books. The five times Holly was sick and the one time Arty was.

Previously known as The Myles And Beckett Story. Holly spends some time with Artemis and Myles and Beckett when she has a mandatory holiday from work. A little bit of A/H.

Trouble asks Holly out. Holly misinterprets him. And Artemis ruins everything for Trouble. Not H/T. Please review!

Alternate title: The One Where Artemis Is More Of A Genius And As A Result Becomes A Normal Kid. 'Artemis Fowl wasn't an idiot. He knew he would have enemies. He also knew the best plan of attack is one of surprise. He acts accordingly. He prefers being underestimated to being dead.' In which Artemis is just a little bit smarter than canon, and that one IQ point changes everything.

The diary of none other than our favorite, paranoid, carrot loving centaur.

The tale of Artemis asking Holly to become his "business partner"... although Artemis is probably the first person to phrase a marriage proposal that way. Featuring unwanted but desperately needed help from Myles and Beckett, the Butlers, and all of your favorite friends from under the world! Post TLG, A/H.

"But your elf kissing days are over." "I see." "It's not a challenge, Artemis. Over is over." "I know." Can Artemis and his friends conquer Artemis's memory loss after TLG? Will Holly ever face her fears and tell him how she feels? And more importantly, will he ever be able to feel the same as he did before TLG? Contains spoilers for the last 3 books. A/H :)

What do you do if Artemis Fowl suddenly lands in your room? (Rated T in case of language. I may or may not swear)

Artemis Fowl is alive again. But how will he manage his relationships with his family? His friends? Butler? Not to mention a certain elf . . . Rated T just in case, cause I'm more paranoid than our favorite, carrot loving centaur.

Set after the final book: Life has returned to a semblance of normalcy and Artemis is once again attending school at his mother's request. But there is a new character added to our slightly dysfunctional gang, a girl who knows things she shouldn't. Well, he had been complaining of boredom lately...

Artemis and Holly stuff, mostly. Expect each chapter to be a new short story.

ONESHOT: Holly is staying at Fowl Manor for Christmas and while she is there, Holly discovers one of Artemis's talents that she never knew about. DISCLAIMER: I own nothing. WARNING: Contains Hartemis. I rated this K for a precaution, not because I would initially put something like that in here. Enjoy and Merry Christmas!:D

It is three in the morning on Christmas Day. At the grand piano, drenched in chandelier light, sits a pale boy with dark hair who plays Chopin with such effortless grace she has half a mind to fall to weeping.

A collection of stories featuring romances between Artemis and Holly. Some are continuous, some aren't; all are romantic in some way. Rated T for context and language. Now taking prompt submissions!

The first and last time Holly will ever do this... One-shot, humor, slight AxH

Artemis has a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to let Holly how he feels- the St. Bartleby's school dance. The hard part, however, is asking her... Oneshot, heavy Artemis/Holly with implied former Artemis/Minerva.

Artemis was drinking, yes, but hardly drunk — a tear-stained conversation in the middle of the night.

While spending some time together during a rainy evening with Holly, Artemis discovers something interesting about fairy anatomy. Oneshot. Shameless A/H fluffy fun.

Arty is turning 15, and Juliet and Holly have a little something planned for the day... One-shot, humor, a bit of AxH at the end, Holly OOC in one part, Black Butler references, and an anime term. Please review. ((On the cover image, Arty is thinking: "Oh please no..."))

Artemis gets a letter but he doesn't know who it's from...

After the holidays, the Fowl manor is stripped of its decorations. Juliet's singing irks Artemis, driving him to meet with Holly somewhere more private. Out in the remains of the barn, Artemis pulls out two leaves, and inquires about an old custom of the People. Holly/Arty oneshot.

Oneshot. After a moment of fun goes awry, Artemis realizes that their time travel adventure has left Holly with a new phobia. Reluctantly, Holly allows Artemis a chance to cure this inhibition, also giving him a chance to overcome an old one. Fluffy?

In which Angeline decides to celebrate Artemis' twenty-first birthday the traditional Fowl way - complete with folk music, merrymaking and Irish step-dancing - and Artemis feels like weeping. Hilarity Ensues. Epilogue to The Last Guardian.

Artemis is sick in bed with the flu. Holly is there to watch over him. But what is this- Is Holly sick too? And would someone as remarkable as Artemis really fall victim to something as simple as the flu? No, no he wouldn't. AFxHS Fluffy Oneshot. Rated T because I'm paranoid.

We all know that the AF series is about Artemis's character delevopment. But what about Holly? Her past was no fairy tale, either. Set in time lapses and between books, Artemis has to heal her wounds. A mix of humor, romance, and pain.

12 romantic A/H ficlets. T to be safe.

A sweet Merry Christmas for both of them... the best gift of the best Christmas they ever had.

A collection of poems and drabbles that give insight into Artemis and Holly's emotions during his recovery. Set between TAC and TLG. A bit depressing at times, but there is light to meet the darkness :) Hartemis! :)

It all started then, one birthday she thought he had forgotten, and the day that he would never forget. Slight OOC. cute

"Do you believe in fairies, Mr. Holmes?

Artemis and Holly play a game of hide and seek with the twins. Just a bit of fluffy goodness.

Artemis wants to do an experiment but he needs Holly's help

...everyone has one. Holly's is shopping. Observe...

I just had this crazy idea for a Artemis Fowl SongFic. I crossed a Mary Poppins song with Artemis Fowl and this is what I got. Hope you enjoy it!

It was a rare thing for something to scare Artemis Fowl. He had been faced with a lot of stuff over the years. But there was one thing that scared him more then anything, it was Holly Short. FLUFFY ONESHOT! SO CUTE IT MAKES BUNNIES SICK!

Holly overhears a conversation between Artemis and Orion.

This is one of those five and one fic. The five times Artemis kissed Holly and the one time she kissed him instead. This shows the progression of the A/H relationship over time. Rated T for swearing and mildly dirty scenes

First fic in a while. First Artemis Fowl fic ever. Post TAC, Holly and Artemis have got to have THAT conversation. It goes surprisingly well. In terms of shipping, it's deeper than friendship, but not girlfriendy/boyfriendy.

Holly and Artemis go to a swing dance. Just a twoshot; me trying to be cute. as usual, T because I'm more paranoid than Foaly.

Holly and Artemis color-coded their texts, green for social , blue for business, and red for urgent.

Holly discusses the Lucky Charms dude with the Twins. Beckett wants to be a leprechaun. Kinda stupid, i started babbling. But there's chocolate coins! Not sure what to rate it.

One-shot. Holly only has one weakness, and guess who it is?

One-shot. Of course, Artemis would never eat one himself, but that doesn't stop him from trying to get Holly to take a bite of a hotdog... althought, Artemis finds he does like a certain fairy dish...

A one-shot. Holly explains to Artemis what the colors of the sunset mean. Artemis makes his move with each glowing color. "After all, there is so much pink up there..."

So what happens when Juliet and Holly have a sleepover at the manor?

After Foaly tells Artemis about the existence of Artemis Fowl fanfiction, Artemis comes up with a devious plot.

When they said that sleep is a necessity, not a luxury, they were right. AxH.

Apparently she tasted like, of all things, soy-ice cream. But of course Artemis would know, wouldn't he?... A lesson in taste, lust, sex and pointless novels. Artemis/Holly

Artemis is annoyed with the school counselor when he asks a personal question. Will Holly be able to help? Epiloge now posted.K . I don't own Arty, Dr. Po, Holly, or any other character in the story. Review!

Arty finds a word that baffles him, and in a movie too! Holly teases him about the word. Rated K to be safe. Newly updated! 3 new chapters that aren't the same story over and over again. Sorry. I suck at summaries. Better then the summary sounds.

Is what Artemis and Holly kissing should be but isn't. A/H

This is a oneshot of Artemis and my OCs first date. It started as an experiment to write an OC that wasn't a Mary-Sue, and has now become a full-blown fanfiction! Please give it a look and tell me how she measures up. :

When Artemis's parents force him to go to sports camp, Artemis is horrified. Juliet and Holly go with him to keep him company, but that doesn't mean they keep him from making a complete fool out of himself! AxH. Rated T cuz I feel like it COMPLETE

Slightly crackish. What happens when Artemis gets caught singing in the shower? Blackmail, that's what!

Remember that 'long talk' that Holly promised Artemis? Well, watch out Artemis/Orion, for here it comes! Very short story in which Artemis and Orion fight for the hand of Holly, set just after the Atlantis Complex. Major crack ensues. R'n'R please!

When a late-night thunderstorm forces Captain Holly Short to call on her inner story-teller, she wishes she'd paid better attention in Human Fairy Tale class. Now, she has to make one up on her own. Artemis/Holly.

TBR Contest Entry. Artemis awakes with no memory of Orion, so Holly tells him about the alter personality. A discussion ensues, in which Artemis makes a few things very clear...

Holly teaches Artemis of the workings of the universe through dandelions. Artemis/Holly. One-shot.

One shot: Foaly watches as the lovers realize their feelings for each other.

A simple conversation about kissing turns to, well, something bigger. Holly forgot momentarily that Artemis, regardless of his mental capabilities, was still just a man and every man had his breaking point. Apparently, she was his . Artemis/Holly

Christmas themed. Holly visits Artemis and they figure something out that shocks them both. Only a couple more days left till Christmas! Complete. Please review!

Artemis is rather suprised, and impressed, when he discovers some of Holly's ancestory.

What happens when our favorite technological genius centaur holds a 'friendly' interrogation with the famous Artemis Fowl. Why don't we find out...

After an extraordinary event, can one return to an ordinary life? Holly, at least, is determined to try. And, needless to say, everyone pitches in to help - regardless of whether or not she wants them to.

Writer’s block. Artist’s block. Surely, genius’s block exists as well. Juliet enlists everyone but the resident genii to find out. The theories end up being out of this world.

a little epiloge for the last of arty's books, time paradox.

just a small bit of A/H fluff. had an hour infront of a computer so i wrote this. k just for saftey

Artemis can't cook. Holly's frustrated with trying to teach him to bake a banana chocolate cake. How do Artemis's lack in cooking skills help his lovelife? AxH

What if Artemis discovers something he never knew before? That'd be a new one, right? but what if it affected him so deeply, that it shook his roots in his confidence? What if Artemis was never just Artemis? Eventually AxH. Does posess plot. :D

We all make mistakes. Some large, some small. What matters is, can we forgive ourselves? happy-ending one-shot Artemis discoveres that the ghost fade over time

Holly and Opal are fighting over something, but no one knows what.

Artemis has been playing the piano since before he can remember. His family hails him as a virtuoso. Artemis thinks he's a fraud. Oneshot.

Artemis's first phonecall to Holly after they get back. LC spoilers. ArtemisHolly kind of

Artemis’ mother finds out about the school dance and says Artemis has to go. Then Holly turns up. I rewrote the last chapter, so please read the new ending!

OneshotThe history of the Fairies, told by me, written by Artemis Fowl with the help of Holly Short.

Artemis dreams... ONE SHOT, COMPLETE, AH pairing

Holly's in love with her nemesis Artemis.. and is willing to humanize herself for him! sorry i suck with summaries.. please r&r!

What happens when Foaly reads the copy of Artemis' memories that he took the day Artemis was mindwiped? AH

Okay, I'll be brutally honest here. This one has a REALLY lame ending. I couldn't think of anything. However, the rest of it is okay, I think, and it has one or two little funny parts, if you like those... WARNING: ARTEMISHOLLY!

Rather pointless, now that I look back on it. This was my first attempt at some ArtemisHolly stuff that was not in one of the goofy scriptstyle slapsticktype fics. No mushy stuff.

It's Holly's birthday and she's opening her presents. Amongst them there is a surprise waiting for her: a mysterious package with an unsigned note... But who sent it?

Butler attempts to teach Artemis to curse to impress Holly... but he doesn't count on Artemis getting addicted to 'Fowl Language.'