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Author has written 10 stories for Fire Emblem, Harry Potter, and Legend of Zelda.

Just random blurbs of stupidity...
Mostly about Lyon, who will NEVER be the same again...
L = Lyon, K = Knoll, E = Eirika, Eph = Ephraim M = The Demon King’s Mom F = The Demon King RMD = Rabid Mauthe Doog RK = Random Kid

Lyon and Eirika, Take II
L: Eirika...I never had the courage to tell you, but... I've always... thought you were a MAN!

Lyon and Eirika, Take III
L: Eirika... I never had the courage to tell you, but... I've always... loved you...
L dies
E: NOES!!!
-L pops head up-
L: BOO! Did I fool you or what? Neeeeeheeeeheeehee!
-Laughs happily and slightly deliriously from blood loss until E slaps him-

Eph: Woot! I wear tights! ~ 3
L: WAYYY to much information!!
Eph: At least I don't wear a skirt!
L: IT'S NOT A SKIRT, IT'S A LONG TUNIC: ( It's a tradition for mages to wear them. Back when it was started, it was to keep over-excited young mages from rushing out into battle and getting killed... -Rambles on-
Eph: -Yawn- It's okay, Lyon, you look good in a dress. XD
L: ...Guess what me and your sister did last night : )
Eph: THAT'S DIRTY POOL!! -Makes angry noises-

E: Lyon, do you wear pants?
L: Yeees... let's not get this conversation started again. =(
E: Sighs I know you do, I already checked. I was hoping you'd get the hint and NOT wear any... =)
L: -Clutches robes to self- Whadya mean, you've 'checked?!' : (

-E, L, and K are in a room. L is wearing a shirt that says 'Be Happy' E is wearing a smiley face, and K is wearing all black... as usual.-
L: OMG, Eirika, let's sing 'Happy happy joy joy!' 'Tis Knoll's favorite song, isn't it, cousin?" XD
K: ...
L: That's what I thought!! XD
E: -Squeals happily- XD
-E and L put their arms around K, close their eyes, and scream off-tunely-
K: ...
-E and L push the corners of K's mouth up to make him look happy-
E & L: Haaaaaaaaaappy hApPy Joooy jooy!! Happy happy joy joy!! XD
L: There, wasn't that fun, Knoll?!
K: ...I see dead people.
L: LOL! That explains a lot. XD

Fomortiis: Deep down inside, I love little children and rainbow-colored monkeys!
Lyon: I OBJECT!!
Eirika: PONY!! And if you like those things, you aren't Formotiss, you're Micheal Jackson!! .
Lyon: ...Are health bars some kind of protein stick? .
Eirika: No, Lyon! Health bars represent HP=3
Lyon: HP... doesn't that stand for 'health points?'
Ephraim: No, it stands for 'hippopotamus phospherance!' ~

But Valter has a DRAGON!
People with pet dragons are ALLOWED to be insane.

Huzzah for Lyon's fictional pants!!

Yayz for my fav. tragic little mage!!

The only other possible explanation for a gothic Lyon would have to be he was trying to pick up Eirika...

L: I'm a bad boy, I need to be SPANKED. XD
E: Um, no. = (
E -leaves-
L: .

'Attempt number 2'

L: I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I CHECK YOU OUT?! XD
Eph: R U hittin' on my sista : (

...Not that either of those things would ever happen.

Mauthe doogs are fu-luffy! ...Until they kill you. A lot of things are like that, dragons, tigers, possessed Lyon, etc, etc.

L + Dark Stone =
E: O_o -Backs away-

E: You’re not to blame, Lyon!
L: I was hoping you’d say that! I bet the Demon King five bucks you would=3

Eph: Fo shizzle, dawg. 1337 $93@k.
L: Err… is that German?

L: Eirika… I… I’ve always… I’m sorry. Forget what I was saying. I could never be like Ephraim…
E: What makes you think I’d WANT to marry someone like my brother? Are you callin’ me INCEST: (
L: No, that’s not what I… D’OH! . Hits head against wall repeatedly

E: I’m bored.
L: -Sighs- Me too.
E: Oh! Oh! I know what we can do!! I’ll now go in our room and make myself nekkid. Next move is up to you. =)
L: …Will your brother approve?
E: Nope. =)
L: -Grins evilly- Then let’s do it! XD

-E & L are having the aforementioned ‘special moment’ when Eph rushed into their room and jumps on top of the covers.-
L: . Yes, you’re bothering us!! Get out!!
Eph: Whoa, it’s COLD in here! Whatcha doin’, anyway?
L: Uh…
E: Oh never mind, Ephraim. They don’t teach things like this to mentally retarded people, so you wouldn’t understand what we’re doing.
Eph: Ooh! Is it a game?! Can I play=)
L: Ah Jesus NO=(
E: -Screams- GET OUT!! OUUUT: (
Eph: You’re just jealous ‘cuz I’m S-M-R-T and you ain’t. -Leaves-
-L & E pity Tana-

E: Why don't you go play hide-and-go-impale-yourself?!
Eph: Oooh, how do you play =)

-An hour later-
E: BROTHER!! Why are you trying to stab yourself with a weasel?!

Random Villager: I think the Sacred Stones are really just fossilized pieces of dinosaur poop!

Eph learns about the Sacred Stones…
Eph: …I still don’t get it, Father MacGregor. Are they some kind of illegal drug=(

Fire Emblem, Pokemon Style!!
-Eph uses Headbutt! It’s not very effective!-
Eph: Owzie! My head!!

E: Nice way to lose your few remaining brain cells, bro.
-Lyon uses Sweet Kiss on Eirika!-
E: Dang it, Lyon, you’re supposed to attack the demon, not me : (
-Eir uses Double Slap on Lyon!!-
-Fomortiis uses Splash for 1,000,000 damage!-
L, E, and Eph: FUDGE!!
…Except they didn’t say fudge…

L: Work work work hic work work work hic work work…
E: Please ignore him. He’s a workaholic. He’s, like, completely addicted to it.
-L falls over, completely wasted, and paws the air like a cat-
L: Eirika! Puh-leaz rub my belly! -Purrs- =3

-E does, than puts a sticker on his forehead that says ‘Please do not feed the kitty homework.’-

Gorgon: -Heart-
L: Ah! No! I’m not into monsters! Or girls who aren’t Eirika=(
Gorgon: -Heart- -Inches closer-
L: P-please… don’t hurt meee!! -Runs-

MacG: Okay, students, now communicate using the duck language!
E: Quack?
L: Quack!
E: Quack.
L: QuAcK.
Eph: Oooh, I didn’t know you guys smoked it, too! Where are they selling it=3
E: -Punches Eph-

Random Kid: Hi!!!
L: …Uh. Hello.
RK: ARE YOU A NECROMANCER?! Isn’t that a black bird like a crow that perches on people’s necks and screams “Man, Sir! Man, Sir!” until they go crazy and shoot themselves?!
L: Err… no comment.

-E is sleeping in bed with L when she wakes up-
L: I’m not a zombie!
E: REDEAD! REDEAD! OMG, OMG, there’s a redead in my bed! OMG!! Lyon is dead and in my bed so naturally he must be a REDEAD!!
L: I’m not dead!
E: -Stabs-
L: Urk!
E: No, Erk is from the FE game before this one. He’s cute, has purple hair, kinda like… OMG Lyon you’re bleeding! I guess you weren’t a zombie… whoooops. I’ll go get a healer. XD

L: Eirika! We must help that poor puppy!!
Rabid Mauthe Doog: GRRRRRR.
L: Doesn’t he look cuddly? Come here, boy! That’s a gooood doggy!
E: Um, Lyon… he’s evil.
L: Don’t be ridiculous! He’s just misunderstood!
RMD: -Bites-
E: Told you so. =)

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The Life and Times of:Young Link by Numdenu reviews
CHAPTER 38 UP! Enter the Spartan and his Symphonian Badger of Apollo! YL is, quite predictably, beaten in a battle of wits! Yeah, nothing that new. Rated for...minor...swearing.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 44,382 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/7/2007 - Published: 7/1/2005
Minish Cap:Deleted Dialougues PHOENIX EDITION by Numdenu reviews
CHAPTER 13 UP! Another update, huzzah! Blame a Kratosiroth and jump on in, today's chapter has some guards and a Vaati.... RATED FOR SWEARING.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,920 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/12/2007 - Published: 6/16/2006 - Link, Vaati
Knighthood: A Tale of Remembrance by BlackShadowFlamez reviews
What happens when Kieran forces Oscar to remember their days of training to be a knight? Delving into the past, we learn about the longstanding, onesided rivalry between the two. Read and review! Rating for later chapters.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,743 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/3/2007 - Published: 6/24/2007
Know Your Stars: Fire Emblem Style! by BlackShadowFlamez reviews
What happens when a mysterious trap door suddenly appears in the most random of places through out the Fire Emblem realms? And what will happen to the random people it manages to capture? Read on to find out! Written with AngelicDragonPuppy.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,457 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/2/2007 - Published: 8/7/2007
OMFG Another Sacred Stones Parody by Numdenu reviews
From the author of Self Help: Sacred Stones Parodies comes her own, custom tailored spoof! Five chapters, the newest featuring dumplings, evil plotting, and...Lyn? Don't die, Franz! WARNING: Innuendo and Sethbashing!
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,428 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/10/2007 - Published: 1/3/2007
time and sorrow by Mommy Silver reviews
never was there a dragon born who knew time and sorrow... this one knew sorry, I was silly enough to delete the first story
Death Gate Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,261 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/19/2007 - Complete
Soren's Petite Dilemma by ShadowSight101 reviews
Soren has been having problems with someone...And it's all because of that...stupid...heron...
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,801 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/16/2007 - Published: 8/7/2006
Self Help: Sacred Stones Parodies by Numdenu reviews
We all agree, don't we? All the good parodies are for Rekka no Ken and Path of Radiance. Well, doesn't Sacred Stones deserve a good parody, too? Here's something to go by if you plan to write such a story.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,834 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/24/2006 - Complete
I'm Still Alive by Numdenu reviews
OneShot,based on Sacred Stones.Seth thinks Eirika is dead, until she wakes up and starts yelling at him to get a healer.That's when Seth cracks...RaTeD fOr SaFeTy.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/25/2006
The Corner Café by ffnaru reviews
When he first saw her standing on the street corner on that cold November morning, something about her told him that it wouldn't be the last. —AU; LyonxEirika
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,357 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/9/2005 - Lyon, Eirika
A Breath of Air by Chajiko reviews
A short Raven centered fic, mainly centered on his complex relationship with his childhood friend, Lucius. Takes place during and after FE 7. NON Yaoi.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,067 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/30/2005
Second Chance by ffnaru reviews
As she takes a stroll down memory lane, Eirika finds herself regretting that she never told him how she felt. And now, she might just get a second chance. —EirikaxLyon; oneshot
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,047 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/19/2005 - Lyon, Eirika - Complete
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Six Little Mermaids and a Jellybean Clown reviews
When Eirika of Fire Emblem, Felix of Golden Sun, Riku of Kingdom Hearts, Edward Elric of Full Metal Alchemist, and Link of Zelda meet a mysterious clown and his magical jellybeans of doom, not to mention Emo the goldfish, things got a little crazy... XD
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Complete
Teh Adventures of Vaati & Zelda reviews
Ah, it's summer, and romance is in the Hylian air! ...'Course, so are some other weird things, such as sockpuppet loving mad scientists, Ganon's retarded brother Dingledorf, a Linkmolesting ostrich, a Zant who wants plastic surgery, and enraged cucoos...
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,438 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Vaati, Zelda - Complete
When Worlds Collide reviews
Alright... Everybody wants to get the Sacred Stone, including Vaati and Dingledorf, Ganon's retarded brother. This leaves Lyon in a bit of trouble, and when fangirls, Sora, and others get involved...Well, let's just say it's gonna be fun! Written wNumdenu
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 41,082 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/30/2007 - Published: 6/20/2007
Knoll's Story reviews
A story about Knoll's life, starting with his childhood and the death of his parents, then his cousin Lyon's possession, and finally the end of the War of the Stones. A companion to Love Conquers All and The Prince's Despair, and a gift for Chajiko.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Horror/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,355 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/24/2007 - Published: 8/18/2007
Severus' Solace reviews
Snape reflects on his love for Lily as he dies.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 170 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Lyon's Song 2 Penance reviews
Just another sad poem about Lyon feeling guilty about things that wern't his fault.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 128 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Complete
Severus' Sorrow reviews
Just a short Lily and Snape story. Takes place a few days after she gets angry at him for calling her a Mudblood.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 684 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Reflections of an Angel reviews
The prequel to LCA, my LyonxEirika story. This is about everything that happened to Lyon before the final battle, starting with when he was thirteen and later including when he first met Eirika and Ephraim and when he first became possessed...T for horror
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,549 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 7/21/2007 - Published: 7/13/2007
Last Ode to the Light Lyon's Song reviews
A poem about Lyon apologizing to Eirika. In chapter 5 of Love Conquers All is where it would be located, if I put poetry in my stories...
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 131 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Complete
Love Conquers All reviews
The True Ending of FE:SS... because true love never dies.... Please Review! Lyon X Eirika Rated T for Suggestive Themes and Horror...duh. Demons aren't nice. And slight Ephraimbashing. XD
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 21 - Words: 26,707 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/19/2007 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Complete