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Joined 06-12-07, id: 1299202, Profile Updated: 08-05-09
Author has written 2 stories for South Park.

Ah well, what can I say?

My name is Jan - Felix Walter and I live in Germany. I'm 22 and I'm learning useless stuff about Maths and less useless computer science stuff at the University of Stuttgart. The math stuff is useless, because I wont ever need it, once I'm teacher, yet, the system makes me learn it, or, to be more precise, waste my time and nerves on it.

I like Naruto(since shippuden, manga only. realized, they annoy me with too many filler episodes.), Death Note, Samurai Champloo (really good stuff.), Monster (Best anime ever. EVER.), Higurashi no Naku koro ni and many others.

I also like Invader Zim ("In the event of a, say, full scale alien invasion, how do you think the defences of this planet would be? ...Tell me..."), South Park ("It's coming right for us!") aand... explosm.net, dilbert, ctrl+alt+del, dominic deegan, Nichtlustig (great German one-panel comic) and Icanhascheezburger. And many other things. Again.

I like Patrick Süskind: The Perfume - Story of a murderer as well as Harry Potter, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy and all the others, like Life, The Universe and Everything. Among other things. Yet again.

Well my hobbies are playing computergames, piano and, as a very new addition, writing.

I guess that's all for now...


Right now I'm working on a funny story in the style of the "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy". I hope it works, I just need a beta reader right now... 2 Chapters are done but not beta-read yet.

Update: I'm not really happy with that story, but I did start another one which I, again, need a beta reader for, probably. Oh and I'm not 21 anymore. correct

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Losing You by Brat-Child3 reviews
After falling for Kyle, whose heart is already taken, playboy Kenny becomes the only link of communication between Stan and Kyle: The living and the dead. -Full summary inside-
South Park - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 37,422 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 11/27/2013 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Kenny M., Kyle B.
Ditzy Doo: Muffins by Saddlesoap Opera reviews
Ponyville's mailmare is a mystery. Why does she act the way she does? Why does she have a Unicorn foal? What does her Cutie Mark mean? And why muffins? The answers will reveal a past she didn't know she had...and a guilt she may never live down.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,539 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Derpy Hooves/Ditzy Doo - Complete
A Precious Rainbow by milesprower06 reviews
Alternate ending to Cupcakes. A last-minute rescue saves Rainbow Dash from certain death. But now the scarred and broken Pegasus must accept how her life has changed, and find out how she can possibly move on.
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,853 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Rainbow Dash, Applejack - Complete
Alicorns: Blame by Saddlesoap Opera reviews
The Royal Pony Sisters finish a confrontation that began more than a thousand years ago. This story takes place from shortly before the end of the fic Rarity: Loss to the middle of the fic Twilight Sparkle: Spellbound. Re-reading is encouraged.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,828 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Complete
Rainbow Dash: Dependence by Saddlesoap Opera reviews
Fluttershy tries to help Rainbow Dash relax, but things soon get complicated.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,150 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Complete
Pinkie Pie: Schism by Saddlesoap Opera reviews
For the second time, Rainbow Dash walks in on Pinkie Pie in an unguarded moment, and learns an uncomfortable secret about her festive friend.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,607 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Complete
Teacher's Pet by xXDark.Lord.MeloniousXx reviews
An opportunity arrives, giving Kyle the chance to finally speak up for himself and what he believes in, but as he gains new friends in places he never imagined to find them, the most important figure in his life is slowly being driven away. STYLE R&R
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 50 - Words: 118,252 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 5/3/2010 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Red String by the pink striper reviews
When Stan Marsh decides that he wants more out of his super best friendship with Kyle Broflovski, a lovesick Kyle has no choice but to accept. Now Kyle has two years or less to convince Stan to love him back. If only things were that simple.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 123,599 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Stan M., Kyle B.
You Don't Know Me At All by xXDark.Lord.MeloniousXx reviews
The war has passed, Voldemort vanquished thanks to our hero Harry Potter. However, while in battle, the Golden Boy was saved by an enemy who refuses to answer why. Harry must learn to look past masks and much deeper to understand why he still stands. HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 61,860 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 11/10/2008 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
This Is The Last Time by xXDark.Lord.MeloniousXx reviews
WARNING: KIND OF ALMOST SORT OF SAD ENDING; anyway, Kyle is moving away and it's a one-shot for him and Stan. : R&R please
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,191 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
It's Always Better When I'm With You by xXDark.Lord.MeloniousXx reviews
Two-shot for Stan and Kyle; a single argument between him and Wendy triggers a chain-reaction in Stan forcing him to confront a side of himself he always pushed away.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,917 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
I Wanna Hold Your Hand by xXDark.Lord.MeloniousXx reviews
Fluffy one-shot for Stan and Kyle; fixed. Stan goes over Kyle's house for a sleep over and learns something about himself he somehow knew all along.R&R
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,221 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Misery Business is Simply Theatrics by xXDark.Lord.MeloniousXx reviews
The boys are hiking through the rocky roads of adolescence with a crazed principle, weirdo teachers, raging hormones, strange realizations, new talents and new tortures. It's bound to be a long fanfic with lots of fluff & angst ahead. STYLE coupling
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,702 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/14/2008 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
I Dream of You by xXDark.Lord.MeloniousXx reviews
Serious lemon for Stan and Kyle. Very fluffy. :P Review please; I need critique/opinions on my lemon-skills or lack thereof M for sex, language and fluff-overload
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,865 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
I Feel So by Brat-Child3 reviews
I hugged myself and let out a sob: longing for the comfort of his smile, his touch. I was so sick. So sick and tired of being angry. In one clear moment, I realized how hopeless it had all been, and I asked myself: Now what?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 92,955 - Reviews: 960 - Favs: 690 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Oh, Lovely You by xXDark.Lord.MeloniousXx reviews
One shot Lemon for Stan and Kyle. : Kyle and Stan fight, Stan goes to apologize...sexy chaos ensues...MUAH HA HA HA
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,629 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
I'm The One Who Loves You Lately by xXDark.Lord.MeloniousXx reviews
Life is unchanging and common in South Park, Colorado, seemingly, but something is slowly bubbling in the backroud of Stan's mind, slowly twisting him into a person that may be the real him he'd been looking for all along. STYLE COUPLING R&R please
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 34,782 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/29/2008 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Shadow Fox by Sigfried27 reviews
Naruto runs away feeling guilty about Sasuke's supposed death, what will he learn and where will he end up. Read it, because you never thought that there would be a NaruKin story with over a thousand reviews.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 72,148 - Reviews: 1560 - Favs: 1,198 - Follows: 1,077 - Updated: 12/1/2006 - Published: 3/13/2006 - Naruto U., Kin T.
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The perfect Harmony reviews
After an uneasy confession Stan finds himself questioning his feelings for not only his girlfriend, but for his own private Beethoven. STYLE, SLASH, R&R
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,424 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Kreise reviews
Die Kreise, die wir um unsere Seele ziehen... Ich bin nicht einsam. Solange meine Mauer steht, unbemerkt, in seinem Rücken, solange wird er mich nicht verlassen... Ein one-shot mit Stan und Kyle, Style-Slash also.
South Park - Rated: T - German - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,744 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete