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Author has written 9 stories for Supernatural.
Hello fellow fanfiction readers/writers! A few fun facts about me (if you care): I am a 23 year old college grad who is struggling to find a teaching job (I blame Blink 182. 'Nobody likes you when you're 23.' Really? What were they thinking writing that? It's practically a curse on everyone. No wonder I can't find a job.) Anyway, I live in the United States deep in the countryside near a couple small towns that no one has ever heard of. Middle of nowhere...honestly, there's nothing for miles except a few houses and some fields with cattle. Really, really boring cattle. And some trees! Oh yes, the excitement is mind-boggling. So, naturally, I have to think up ways to entertain myself...and fanfiction happens to be one of them.
I gave ghost tours at a haunted castle for several years, and freaky, unexplainable stuff happened while I was giving those tours. In summary of my experiences, I'm not sure if ghosts exist, or if it's just the work of demons, but there is something there. In any case, my work there sparked an interest for me in the unknown. I'm attracted to TV shows that explore the unexplainable, including Supernatural, Charmed, Stargate SG-1 and Stargate Atlantis. (Ghost Hunters...not so much. It's interesting...but I can't tell if it's real. Seems a lot like the Ghost Facers to me, haha). I also enjoy watching Scrubs, Monk, The Big Bang Theory, and Psych. However, I have to admit that I love writing Supernatural stories. I started watching it a few years ago because one of my friends enthusiastically gave me the play-by-play for an episode while we were sitting in Physics class (yes, Supernatural beats Physics hands-down when it comes to excitement or, at the very least, my own mental wellbeing), and I've been hooked ever since.
I have a theory: television shows are so full of drama that they help people feel much better about their own personal problems in the face of the life shattering disasters that the producers think up for those poor, poor characters (ahem...Sam and Dean...they jump from one painful discovery to the next. Does it end? I hope not.) However, action pact movies make people (or at least me) feel a little depressed because their lives pale in comparison. I mean, why can't exciting stuff happen to normal people? Why can't I check into a haunted hotel room or fight with pirates? Why can't you figure out some life altering government conspiracy? Portals to another world, anyone? Nope. Instead, I'm stuck here, in my room, typing this really odd bio that no one is really going to read or pay attention to. Mythical creatures are not going to jump out of my closet and kidnap me. I think. And here you are, reading this really odd bio (I'm not quite sure why), when in fact you could be out having some sort of adventure (of your choosing, of course). Sounds fun, right?
Well, that's about it for now (if, in fact, you are still reading). Enjoy my stories!
"May your coming year be filled with magic and dreams and good madness. I hope you read some fine books and kiss someone who thinks you're wonderful, and don't forget to make some art -- write or draw or build or sing or live as only you can. And I hope, somewhere in the next year, you surprise yourself." –Neil Gaiman
(Below are some of my favorite quotes.)
Dean: Us? Right. And that Sam, that is exactly why our lives suck. I mean, come on, we hunt monsters! What the hell?! I mean, normal people, they see a monster, and they run. But not us, no, no, no, we –we search out things that want to kill us. Yeah? Huh? Or eat us! You know who does that? Crazy people! We...are insane! You know, and then there's the bad diner food and then the skeevy motel rooms and then the truck-stop waitress with the bizarre rash. I mean, who wants this life, Sam? Huh? Seriously? Do you actually like being stuck in a car with me eight hours a day, every single day? I don't think so! I mean, I drive too fast. And I listen to the same five albums over and over and over again, a-and I sing along. I'm annoying, I know that. And you –you're gassy! You eat half a burrito, and you get toxic! I mean, you know what? (tosses Sam the keys) You can forget it.
Dean: I'm fine. You want to go hunting? I'll hunt. I'll kill anything.
Bobby: Awwww, he's adorable.
Dean:(talking about his dad) You know I love the guy but I swear he writes like freaking Yoda.
Dean: Of course, the most troubling question is why do people assume we're gay?
Sam: (gesturing to pumpkin on porch) Hey, check that out.
Dean being mimicked by Sam: You think your being funny but your being really really childish...Sam Winchester wears make-up...Sam Winchester cries his way through sex...Sam Winchester keeps a ruler by his bed and every morning when he wakes up he...OK ENOUGH!!
Sam: Dude, I'm not enabling your sick habit. You're like one of those lab rats that pushes the pleasure button instead of the food button until it dies.
Dean: I hear you, OK? Yeah, I'm being an ass and I'm sorry. But right now we've got a freaking zombie running around and we need to figure out how to kill it.
Sam: You know, I think this is bothering me.
Stargate SG-1 Quotes:
O'Neill: All right, I gotta know. What the hell does "kree" mean?
Kershaw: I feel better just knowing there's an archaeologist watching our backs.
Dr. Jackson: There's a similar myth on Earth. That Merlin could see the future because he actually aged backwards in time. It's not meant to be taken literally, but we have seen a lot of legends and folklore have a strong basis in fact—Avalon, Atlantis.
Dr. Jackson: I got it! I made the connection! Sir Gawain to Gwalchmei. Culwhch and Olwen. Verus Gen Bree!
Dr. Jackson: holding up a book Do you recognize this?
Vala: It's funny, isn't it? Daniel always wanted to get into my pants, and now I'm in his.
Sam Carter: It seemed like a power fluctuation in the cycle output of the naquadah reactor. But at closer inspection, I discovered the absorption port and its redundancy had been tampered with.
Shawn: "My pilot's license? It's out back in the Cessna. Or perhaps you're referring to my license to kill. Revoked - problems at the Kazakhstan border. I'd give you the details, but then I'd have to kill you...which I can't do because my license to kill has been revoked."
Shawn: "Hello ladies and gentlemen. I will be your narrator. My name is Aurora...Borealis. There are over 400 stars in our galaxy, maybe more. No one knows for sure. Many have said that the universe is even larger than the Indian Ocean. And that is why it is called Infinitum Staroctapusim. Ah, yes, our glorious constellations. There they all are, take a look. Over here we have...one with a guy holding some sort of thing. Over here, our beloved Olympic rings, all seven of them. And here, here's one with a fish. Notice, straight, straight above you: the hammer of Jeff. And over there in the South-north, you'll see Monkey With Rash. The Egyptians used to set their clocks by it. Oh look! There goes an asteroid. Comet. It's what they named that cleaning solution after. I know it may stink when you leave it in the sink, but boy oh boy does it clean!"
Shawn: "Pull over...good morning detectives, collecting donations for the policemen's ball?"
And last...but certainly not least...some of my random favorites:
"Fairy tales are more than true: not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten." -- G.K. Chesterton
"Everybody has a secret world inside of them. All of the people of the world, I mean everybody. No matter how dull and boring they are on the outside, inside them they've all got unimaginable, magnificent, wonderful, stupid, amazing worlds. Not just one world. Hundreds of them. Thousands maybe."
"Because when you're scared but you still do it anyway, that's brave."
"You shouldn't trust the story-teller; only trust the story."
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