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Joined 06-12-07, id: 1299477, Profile Updated: 10-07-11
Author has written 4 stories for Spirited Away, Annie, Harry Potter, and Tarzan.

Current Project: Chronicals of a Blindfolded Reasearcher

Will you write me a story about _x_?

"I would love to say 'HELLZ YA!' but sadly, I've promised this before, and been dumb and forgot all about it... Don't trust me... I'm a terrible person. No really. I am."

What are you currently doing that's keeping you so busy that you can't update your stories regularly?

"Honestly... nothing... Work, I guess, but other than frying food the hardest thing I have to do is say 'Welcome to Wendy's, is this for the dining room?'. I'm too poor (and not intelligent enough)for college and I don't have enough life experience for any other job, so yeah. Pretty much just procrastination."

Current Fandoms:

Harry Potter
Digimon
Pokemon
Glee
Howl's Moving Castle
Spirited Away
Ponyo
Kiki's Delivery Service
Castle In The Sky
Sookie Stackhouse Series
Blood and Chocolate
Allana: The Lioness Quartet
Protector of The Small Quartet
Trickster's Choice/Queen
(Anything by Tamora Pierce in the realm of Tortall, really)
Sex Pistols
Psyren
Ouran High School Host Club
Most Disney Movies
Fushigi Yuugi: Genbu Kaiden
Arata
Alice 19th
Kamichama Karin
My Little Ponies: Friendship Is Magic
Junjou Romantica

And some other stuff I can't think of at the moment.

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Splitends: A Collection of Short Stories by AstroLatte reviews
Life outside the tower was not simple. The castle was filled with stories, some tying lose ends and others starting new strands.
Tangled - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 37,291 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 9/7/2011 - Published: 12/9/2010 - [Rapunzel, Flynn R.] - Complete
Triangle Gone Wrong by hagwiggle reviews
My mom wrote this. It takes place in Goblet of Fire. Hedwig, Madame Maxime, Hagrid.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 470 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Rubeus H., Hedwig - Complete
It feels so good by NatureSauvage reviews
Fred and George find a list of "Thing that feels good" on Hermione laptop. They decide to make them happened for her. In their own particular style, of course. Fred/Hermione/George Rated for futures chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,595 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 9/30/2010 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Hermione G., Fred W.
A New Awakening by Na'viWalker reviews
Our story takes place 30 years after the RDA have left Pandora. The few that stayed have now created their own colony to continue their research of both Pandora and the Na'vi. It follows the story of Julie, an Avatar driver and her adventures on Pandora
Avatar - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,315 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/15/2010 - Published: 4/19/2010
The Dragon's Bride by Rizzle reviews
7th year. Draco & Hermione awaken in a Muggle hotel room, naked, hung-over and tattooed. They also happen to be married. Thus begin a desperate search for a solution to their sticky situation.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 61 - Words: 225,164 - Reviews: 1034 - Favs: 3,610 - Follows: 620 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Curse of Fate by Mistress Nika reviews
Immortal Harry, after watching friends and family die over thousands of years, only wants to join his loved ones in death. Believing he's found a way, he sends himself back into the body of his infant self, vowing to change his fate. Dark Lord Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 168,398 - Reviews: 3443 - Favs: 5,447 - Follows: 5,135 - Updated: 3/10/2009 - Published: 12/15/2005 - [Harry P., Lucius M.]
Just One of the Guys by remuslives reviews
Hermione is tired of being just one of the guys but refuses let it change her. Fred takes notice of her and George helps. FredXHermione. Story takes place starting with OotP through the books and into post-Hogwarts era. Complete! R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 71,111 - Reviews: 1656 - Favs: 1,864 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 9/17/2008 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Catatonia and Impending Necrophilia by iSparkle616 reviews
A companion piece to the beloved Twilight in Five Minutes: a condensed parody of Stephenie Meyers' New Moon. Again, rated for swearing and blunt honesty.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,133 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Complete
Physically Impossible by Twilight to Midnight reviews
Physically impossible? Pfft! Not for Draco Malfoy! He makes the impossible possible and Hermione is about to find that out for herself. Nominated for best smut at the round 4 Dramione awards. Mature, DHr. Complete one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,299 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 1,746 - Follows: 206 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Eevee's Chance by Raesha Valentine reviews
Love between us was impossible. He had saved my life and yet I couldn't even express my gratitude. We were too different we weren't even the same species. My kind existed only to be trained by his kind...
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,420 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/9/2007 - Published: 6/14/2007
Hot Chocolate by KantanaAmaya reviews
Sasuke wants to help Naruto study using the 'Hot Chocolate' technique. WARNING: Yaoi.Lemon.OneShot. SasuNaru. First yaoi,first lemon, and first Naruto fanfic. Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,408 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Touch by Wynja reviews
Robin is poisoned by a very special plant… Slade finds out and turns the situation to his advantage. Slash? Yes, it is… Completed now, but continues with Terms of Endearment.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,951 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/20/2007 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Robin, Slade - Complete
Sandwich by Anonymouschickadee reviews
Sokka is walking down the streets of Ba Sing Se, looking for a one night stand. It ends with Zuko being the meat in a SokkaZukoJet sandwich. Yaoi, slash, and that's pretty much it.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,329 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Sokka, Zuko - Complete
Pikachu's first love by deathsia reviews
jolt is a male pikachu who has a dirty secret that only his best friend chika a female chikorita know about. but all that changes when a bet is made that jolt can't go without sex for a week. will jolt fall in love with chika? will he lose the bet?
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,009 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Complete
Dominance by SwirlingBlueFlames reviews
She was glad he was there. Glad he was there with her, on her side...And everything would come in due time. Zucest.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,921 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 29 - Published: 2/19/2007 - Zuko, Azula - Complete
No More Words by AnariKaizoku reviews
Angst. Bondage. A HikaruxKaoru hardcore Valentine's fic. Please, I caution you. Lots and lots of Lemon. Beware. Made for a friend. Hi Fluffy!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,027 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
The Lesson by NariNari reviews
Naruto messes up on a mission and Sasuke decides to teach him a 'lesson.' Light bondage, MM, lemon, SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,709 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/18/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Seconds by Carmen Echo reviews
...It doesn’t get any more animalistic than this. We’re both hard in seconds, and his hands are feverishly undoing my pants as I squirm against him. He moans into my mouth. I almost can’t hear it. We’re a mess of limbs and clothes and need... T x S
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,622 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/5/2007 - Tōya K., Syaoran L. - Complete
Quick, Quick, Slow by like spun glass reviews
It's cosplay, Kaoru says, lifting a foot and leaning back against the cushions to cross his legs, distracting Hikaru, though very briefly, with the movement of his bare thighs. sexuality, crossdressing, HikaruKaoru. For mature audience.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,772 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 31 - Published: 10/27/2006 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
10 Ways to Kill Draco Malfoy by Drakulya reviews
COMPLETE! Hermione is completely fed up with Malfoy and decides to make a list of ways to get rid of him. But what happens when most of her plans backfire and instead, ends up getting her very close to Draco each time? HGDM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 130,987 - Reviews: 3033 - Favs: 1,852 - Follows: 659 - Updated: 10/25/2006 - Published: 12/16/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Beneath Moonlight by Perfections-Cat reviews
Forget raindrops and roses. It's fireflies and moonlight when the boys sneak out of their dorms for a midnight swim. SasuNaru. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,712 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The New Mrs Weasley by omens reviews
When Fred Weasley finds out he's betrothed he's desperate to get out of it. So he enlists the unlikeliest person for help. Fred/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 56,103 - Reviews: 2967 - Favs: 2,659 - Follows: 688 - Updated: 3/9/2006 - Published: 12/2/2004 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Take it Like a Man by Vampire Toy reviews
When Sakura tries Naruto’s infamous ‘sexynojitsu’ on her time off, she finds it might not be so easy to change back! Now girls think she’s cute, boys think she’s weird, and her sensei thinks its funny!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,663 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 2/24/2006 - Published: 6/21/2005
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Chronicals of A Blindfolded Researcher reviews
Dr. James Campbell swore to finish his mission of capturing the famed 'White Gorilla' of the South African jungle. It wasn't until he met a perculiar person that the blindfold began to slip from his eyes, revealing a new world right in front of him.
Tarzan - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/7/2011 - Published: 5/28/2010
New Love, in Old Places reviews
It's been 40 years since Chihiro left the Spirit World. She had to give Haku up and get married. Now Chihiro has forced her own daughter to go to the Spirit World because a dream told her to? How much time has passed in the spirit world?
Spirited Away - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,342 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Chihiro O., Kohaku N.
A Rose Has Its Thorns reviews
When a group trip goes a little too far, Hermione is stuck trying to solve who she did the deed with the night before... Very cliche, but whatever. We need more FredxHermione stories. ;D
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,592 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Annie's Love Life reviews
This takes place when Annie's about 17. She's grown up and become smarter and more mature, catching the eye of another teenage rich kid who isn't afraid to chase after what he wants. Hopefully I'll get back into writing more of this!
Annie - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,287 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/13/2010 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Complete
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