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Joined 06-13-07, id: 1299512, Profile Updated: 05-06-10
Author has written 1 story for Twilight.

A/S/L?
Ha. Not telling. Nice try.

I'm a high school student who loves to write but doesn't do it very often.

I make music.

Eccentric is a word that pretty accurately describes me.
--See also: sarcastic, easily amused, Grammar Nazi.

I write too many parodies.
One of these days I'll get around to posting something on this site that doesn't make me seem like an extremely stoned 13-year-old.
No really, I will.

I want to know everyone's life story.

~B

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Expectations and Other Moving Pieces by chrometurtle reviews
Everything I had done in my life seemed to lead up to this moment. The moment when I found myself bound inextricably to a man I didn’t love, trapped in a life I didn’t want. And if I left him, I would be entirely alone.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 227,237 - Reviews: 15051 - Favs: 8,648 - Follows: 9,084 - Updated: 11/11/2013 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Bella, Edward
Tropic of Virgo by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 150,800 - Reviews: 20145 - Favs: 13,115 - Follows: 5,443 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
The Vampire in the Basement by michellephants reviews
While hunting one afternoon, the boys stumble upon what appears to be a corpse. When they learn it's a severely broken vampire, they take him home to do what they can to help. But of course, fate has plans for this man. Canon Couples. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 164,189 - Reviews: 11486 - Favs: 9,107 - Follows: 6,586 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Your Biggest Fan by OfTheDamned reviews
Throughout high school, the shy and over-burdened Edward Masen threw himself into work and raising his baby sister. He's always felt lucky just to be friends with track star Jasper Cullen. Now, he doesn't know if just friends is enough. AH AU Slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 177,752 - Reviews: 2199 - Favs: 1,105 - Follows: 1,348 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Edward, Jasper
The Groupie by JustForkIt reviews
Groupie: Noun. A fan of a singer/band who usually follows around on concert tours. Girl meets boy, they become best friends. She falls in love, and he is clueless. Can she ever be more than a Groupie to him? E/B Angst, Drama, Romance
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 41 - Words: 185,009 - Reviews: 3240 - Favs: 2,313 - Follows: 1,532 - Updated: 9/14/2010 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Blessing and the Curse by The Black Arrow reviews
By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme's dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 140,448 - Reviews: 14257 - Favs: 15,330 - Follows: 8,306 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A World Without Sound by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
AU, BxE. My name is Bella Swan; good at sign language and karate. My best friend is deaf, and you know what? It doesn't matter. Won twice at Twilight Awards, and has been nominated more. Please review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,849 - Reviews: 7703 - Favs: 9,076 - Follows: 2,564 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Can I Borrow Your Umbrella? by AutumnRhythm reviews
It started with a grudge, and turned into something much, much more. They say you walk a fine line between love and hate. E X B
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 79,863 - Reviews: 1549 - Favs: 1,298 - Follows: 1,482 - Updated: 7/15/2008 - Published: 1/11/2008
Music Appreciation by acrochick1992 reviews
Bella is a student at Washington University in Seattle. She knows that it's not right to have a crush a teacher but she can't help but fall for Mr. Cullen anyway. Full summary inside! All Human!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,384 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 7/6/2008 - Published: 5/25/2008
You've Got Mail by Nollie Marie reviews
When spontaneous emails are written, & response are sent back, 6 people in 3 different cities fall in love. Bella falls in love with someone who needs her, Alice stands up for her abused love one, & Emmett questions his actions around Rosalie’s “friends”.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 85,180 - Reviews: 4314 - Favs: 1,343 - Follows: 619 - Updated: 7/5/2008 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Complete
My Brand of Heroin by blinding-rainbows reviews
AU/All Human. Bella has spent the past three months in rehab for her cocaine addiction. What happens when troubled Edward Cullen is committed to the same center? --EXB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 71,767 - Reviews: 1118 - Favs: 781 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Always: A Teenage Love Affair by XxBanditQueenxX reviews
This is the story of how, in the course of one summer, we went from being lifelong friends to passionate lovers. A story of the loss of the innocence and purity of two broken souls, destined for one another. ExB! Please R&R! NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 47,081 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 690 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 4/20/2008 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Complete
Real Relationship : A Geeky Love Story by booksforme reviews
Twilight/Shop Around the Corner : AU Edward and Bella become friends on an online massive-multiplayer roleplaying game. What will happen when they meet in real life, but don't know it? BxE.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,432 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
It's a boy! reviews
Edward has a fetish? Bella has an even stranger baby name than Renesmee? Read to find out. No longer a one-shot. Parodies of favorite and least favorite moments in Breaking Dawn, or just random scenes.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,113 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 3/7/2009 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete