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Joined 06-13-07, id: 1299748, Profile Updated: 12-30-08
Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter, and Twilight.

Hey people. Whats up? There is only one thing you need to know about me: I can't spell to save my life, so any reviews telling me how horrible my spelling is, WILL be ignored. K?

So... about me. Well, I think I've already told you everything you need to know. Maybe not. 'Name's Katie. Or Kait, or Kate, or Deg, or Degatha, or, well... the list goes on. Don't ask. My friends like to give me nicknames that don't make any sense. At all. Also, I'm really not great at writing, and the only reason anything MIGHT be posted is because corned-beef-famine is very likely going to yell at me if I don't. So no guarantees. Now for more stuff you'll wish you never knew about my life!

O yea, and one more thing I forgot to mention, you will not find any information on me that's not given here. I have paranoid friends who think people will stalk/murder me if I give out info. And who knows? Maybe it's true. ;) Doubt it, but to make my paranoid friend feel better, I'm telling them they don't have to worry about me.

So, I like fantasy, that includes HP, LotR, Eragon, pretty much anything that involves dragons and/or other fairy tale creatures (dragons gets its own mention cause I'm a dork and they are the basis for which I pick books to read), etc. Some good movies are PotC, The Illusionist, HP (books are better though), LotR (same as HP), and Peter Pan (any and all). I also like cartoons/anime, w/e you want to call it. I especially love SciFi, and one of the best quotes I've ever come across was in Stargate SG-1, but I'll tell you about that later. and later is apparently now.

Fav Quotes:

Vala: There's a 70 chance that if we dial manually we'll be able to establish a connection and a 50 chance we'll just blow up. / Cameron: That's 120. / Vala: Well, there's some crossover where we establish a wormhole and we blow up. / Cameron: Jackson, did you catch any of that? / Daniel: Yea, 100 chance we should have brought someone who knows what they're doing. (STARGATE SG-1)

corned-beef-famine: wispering I'm cooler than u! / me: shouting WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF UR BASEMENT PLAYING LEGO STARWARS ON UR XBOX!! WE ARE SO FAR BEYOND COOL!!

Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the Ark, while professionals built the Titanic.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

Malfoy: You'll meet the same sticky end, boy! / Me: Ooo, did they get cinni buns too??

As for pairings, I really don't care as long as it's not disturbing, like slash (sorry to any slash fans) or... people who are just obviously wrong for eachother. Unless of course I write it. :) lol, ok, I'm done now.

And I almost forgot. There are two very important things I HATE!! Though they're very similar, they are NOT the same. The first thing is Mary Sues. They're the most pathetic, useless, vain, in-despreate-need-of-a-bitch-slap characters to ever spring from fan fiction. Any Mary Sues that cross my path, beware. I'm armed, and heck yea, I know how to use bazookas. Evil Smiles The other thing I absolutley hate are Valley Girls. For those of you that don't know, VG's are basically, as follows: OMG, he like, said THAT?? NO WAY!! - Like WAY! And Ashley (sorry to any Ashley's, it was just the first name that popped into my head) says that like, he is like, the ca-utest boy like, ever! Can you like, believe it? - Like, omg, Muffy (sorry also to any Muffy's out there, he he) has like, some serious like, issues. I can't help it if he like, likes me better than her, can I? end of VG convo so yea, if there are any other VG haters out there, which I know there are, let me just say I am one of you. After that little display, I'm sure I've added to our numbers. XD

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The Last Will and Testament of Legolas by Aranel Carnilino reviews
Helm's Deep, before the battle. Legolas needs to write...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,983 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/26/2013 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Legolas, Haldir
Marauder Magick by the dyslexic bookworm reviews
I’ll keep it simple. A LilyJames fanfic. Lots of fights, lots of romance. Lots of Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, and marauding. Food fights, first kisses, prank wars and truth or dare. That’s the summery. Short and sweet, just like me.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 36,561 - Reviews: 590 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 2/14/2011 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Two Kirks Are Better Than One by r2r2 reviews
To hell with 'Generations': Reboot!Kirk and the Enterprise encounter a mysterious force known as the Nexus, and Jim comes face-to-face . . . with himself. SHENANIGANS ENSUE.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,802 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 4/26/2010 - Published: 2/8/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock Prime
Ordinary Boy by dr pepper upper reviews
Leonard McCoy and his daughter, Joanna, boarded a shuttle headed for Starfleet Academy, aiming for a new life. They didn't expect to find the mysterious Jim Kirk on the way. Len has a feeling Jim is more than he seems. Star Trek/Peter Pan crossover!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,486 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 1/22/2010 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones
The Federation Enquirer by Aislin30a reviews
Requested on LJ. After the Narada Incident all parties involved are being stalked by the paparazzi. The crew decide to strike back! These are the top ten funniest/controversial/WTF moments that result. Characters: Whole Dang Crew. Focus on the Main Crew
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,601 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 1/11/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009 - J. Kirk
Space Pirate Jim Meets The In Laws by graceandfire reviews
Direct sequel to 'Space Pirate Jim'. Newlyweds Space Pirate Jim and Leonard McCoy meet Leonard's mother. Yep, it's just as cracky as it sounds. Slash. Rated for swearing and sexytimes. "Something had to be done about all the d--- pillaging."
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,876 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/4/2009 - L. McCoy/Bones, J. Kirk - Complete
Space Pirate Jim by graceandfire reviews
AU - On the day of his wedding to Jocelyn, McCoy is kidnapped by Space Pirate Kirk who plans to marry him instead for the McCoy billions. Yep, this is crack. Total crack. Slash. Rated for swearing and suggestive sexy talk.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,732 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/2/2009 - L. McCoy/Bones, J. Kirk - Complete
Collateral Damage by mrasaki reviews
At 1700 hours, the command chair tries to eat Captain James T. Kirk. Total crack!fic. -Various Pairings, Kirk/McCoy-
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,163 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/10/2009 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Don't Shoot My Dog by An End Has A Start reviews
City man Edward Masen moves to a rural town for a break. On arrival he’s met with open arms from most female townsfolk, guns and fists from the men, and a growling dog from his highly attractive neighbour, who hates his guts on day one. ExB All Human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 57,495 - Reviews: 1156 - Favs: 896 - Follows: 692 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 5/29/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
15 things you never want to hear again by RandomCheeses reviews
Travelling with The Doctor is always a bit risky. Even so there are some things you NEVER want to hear the Time Lord say again. First n a series.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,748 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/7/2009 - Published: 2/25/2008 - 10th Doctor - Complete
Edward Masen, The Oldest Man in the World by JenJadeEyes reviews
AU - Edward doesn't contract Spanish Influenza, doesn't become a vampire. How does the oldest man in the world celebrate his birthday? Now with Chapter 2 BPOV
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,091 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/6/2009 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
101 Ways to Burn Down Isengard by VoldieandtheDeathMunchers reviews
-DISCONTINUED- When my LOTR crazed best mate and I get transported to Middle Earth... Wait. Oh, crud. This will not end well... PippinxOC, LegolasxOC. Rated for the really stupid, dangerous stuff I do.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,545 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/21/2009 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Peregrin T., Legolas - Complete
Blame Me by Lady.Maud.from.Catsburg reviews
He had taken almost all the blood in her body, the little that was left wasn’t enough for her to start the transformation, not enough for him to suck the venom out without leaving her empty, not enough to keep her alive. She was going to die. One-Shot ExB
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,729 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
105 Rules and Facts Alice Must Follow & Understand by Jessica Lauren reviews
I have seen these lists for Emmett, so i wrote an extremely long one for Alice. Enjoy :D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,151 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Alice - Complete
Coffee Makes the Heart Grow Fonder by CGarman reviews
All Human. Bella is scared of love, and all things commitment. When Edward falls for her, her whole outlook on being with someone is turned up side down. Will Edward be able to break down her walls? Will she let him get close enough? Summary changed!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 127,031 - Reviews: 1293 - Favs: 1,053 - Follows: 447 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Complete
The younglings trip to Coruscant by hedwigs-pet-dalek reviews
ObiWan and Anakin take the class of younglings on a trip into Coruscant.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,899 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/13/2008 - Published: 5/9/2007 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K.
Gossip Girl by Twilight Halo reviews
Gossip Girl here, your one and only source into the scandalous lives of Forks' elite. Bella returns after what she did to her best friend Rose and the only person she could talk to is Edward. ALL HUMAN. Complete...for now. Sequel will be posted next tim!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 68,728 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 9/12/2008 - Published: 5/19/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Why Edward isn't Gay by Shekiah Rosay reviews
The Cullens begin to wonder if there's something Edward isn't telling them. Don't worry girls, he's straight, but a family discussion of Edward's sexual orientation can only end in amusement for all... ;D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Edward - Complete
20 Things Our Beloved Edward Cullen Will NEVER Say by Edward's Necrophiliac reviews
I know this has been done numerous times, but I wanted to try my hand at it. I guess the title explaines all. Please review! I need to know if I have a sense of humor or not.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 388 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Edward - Complete
This is Me by Fall Down Again Bella reviews
Edward and Bella are dating. Edward is an aspiring actor. What happens when Edward lands the lead role in the next biggest hit, with beautiful costars and long hours? Will their love survive? Or will fame tear them apart? All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,732 - Reviews: 624 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 8/9/2008 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Complete
Love in the Big Apple by isabellsah cullen reviews
All main characters, very different storyline. Set 21st century New York. Bella 17yrold milion dollar business woman meets edwards little sister amanda and falls for Edward. Laurent and James are back and want bella for her money. BxE All human. Enjoy
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 98,540 - Reviews: 991 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 8/7/2008 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Complete
How Breaking Dawn was all Emmett's fault by allyg1990 reviews
My way of blowing off post-breaking dawn disappointment. You may find it funny, you may not. The Cullens' reaction to Breaking Dawn. *SPOILERS*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 602 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Jasper, Emmett - Complete
Chapstick by DelilahTCullen reviews
It's a windy day in Forks and Bella has a little problem. How will our dear Edward fix it? ONE-SHOT
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Complete
Tube by Annilaia reviews
Bella Swan meets an attractive stranger while riding the tube home one day in London. She discovers that, it's not a dream, and they have a lot more in common, making them almost perfect for each other. AH, short story
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,580 - Reviews: 737 - Favs: 1,091 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Complete
Starbucks Boy by signorinakimberly reviews
You know you have one. The boy at Starbucks who shares secret smiles with you and recalls your drink when he sees you. Even if his store is slightly out of the way, you still go there every day in hopes of seeing him.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,760 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Complete
Bella's Secret Obsession by random.clumsy.vampire reviews
Quick oneshot. It's supposed to be pretty funny. Ha. Okay what if Bella had a secret obsession that led to a suicide misunderstanding? Read and Review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,312 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Complete
AIMing With Vampires by EdwardBiteMePlz reviews
Alice - Shop&See Bella- anima Bella Carlisle- Smoothoperator Edward - Lion King Emmett - Ihugbears Esme - Snow White5 Jacob - Hot DAWG Jasper - Emotional Warfare1861 Rosalie - 4EverYoun
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,111 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/8/2008
Daddy's Boy by twouble reviews
What if Hagrid had handed Harry over to Sirius? AU, Harry being brought up by Sirius, with a little help from his friends.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 44 - Words: 67,039 - Reviews: 1303 - Favs: 620 - Follows: 613 - Updated: 3/29/2008 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Old Man's Gamble by pastafarian reviews
ON HIATUS FOR MAJOR EDITING! A poor man unknowingly makes a bad deal that requires him to give up his daughter Ayla. Sensing trouble, she heads for France incognito, but finds Far Far Away is a little more interesting. Eventual ArtieOC
Shrek - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 46,964 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/2/2008 - Published: 1/16/2008
Squirrelism by Neuriel reviews
Sheppardsquirrel sat on the tree branch, eating a nut. Team fic.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Rodney M., Ronon D. - Complete
Mary Fabulous by confessions.of.katijane reviews
Katie Bell is a completely content, fabulous seventh year until she discovers that the something or someone she's lacking is about to be taken by a Mary Sue, and now Katie's out to battle the bunnies, frills, & oh my goshs to win the one she loves!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,664 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 7/30/2007 - Published: 7/15/2006 - Katie B., Fred W.
Treasure Temple by The Dead Rodent reviews
In order to lift the morale of the temple Yoda has created a treasure hunt. But very soon this innocent game will become a comsuming obsession for many jedi. Please Please pretty please review!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,833 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/15/2007 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K.
Speed Demon I am by The Dead Rodent reviews
Never underestimate the power of a hungery stomach. Yoda is driveing back to the temple with Ani. Takes place when Anakin is about fifteen
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 289 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/8/2007 - Anakin Skywalker, Yoda - Complete
Kiss the Boys by Reefgirl reviews
The ladies from Cigarettes, Whiskey and Wild, Wild, Women are back and they're playing a game that Laura Cadman used to play in High School with surprising results. I couldn't help it I had to bring them back, enjoy.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,891 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/29/2006 - Complete
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Harrie Plotter and the SomethingorOther of Aganon reviews
Weird parody of HP1. Let the oddness begin
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,825 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/13/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Complete
Hangman reviews
Bella is stuck studying for SATs and Edward is trying to be helpful.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 867 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Complete
Hermione's Dream reviews
Hermione has a crazy dream, and what happens when she explains it to Ginny? starts out semi serious, goes crazy at the end.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 783 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete