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eeek...Well I am in the process of writing an amazing Twilight/New Moon(by Stephenie Meyer=my hero) fanfic and I have no life and spend my time fawning over other peoples amazing fanfics about Twilight&NewMoon which = my bible.
I am obsessed and not afraid to admitt it.
I am 14 years old(heck yes) and once again I absolutly love Twilight&NewMoon...I. Am. Not. Insane. ...Edward Anthony Masen Cullen is truly a god and Isabella Swan is the luckiest person alive(and yes I do believe that she and all of the amazing Cullens do exist.)
Well yea...I don't have much else to say...hmmmmmmmmmmm...nope I aint got nothing.
(waves insanly and people give her funny looks!)
All of these are 100 true.
If you truly believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile. Oh yes!!! (It would be a bonus if his name was Edward Cullen, though!
If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional charater Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile.
If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.
If you have ever tripped where there is a ‘watch your step’ sign, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.(I could almost give Bella a run for her money with how clumsy I am!!)
AACIBD is Addicted to All Cullen’s Including Bella Disorder.
AV is Addicted to Vampires.
You know your addiction to Twilight is getting dangerous when you've added "Volterra" to your computer's dictionary. If you have done just that, copy this into your profile.
If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile
If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck girl of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy this into your profile.
If you think that losers hate/don't get Twilight, copy this into your profile.
If you have a long list of fictional book/ movie characters that you are in love with, but Edward Cullen is clearly at the top of, copy and paste this into your profile.
98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.
92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off.
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention (because you were obsessing about Edward Cullen), copy and paste this on your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile
If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freaking Trix, copy this into your profile.
If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turky Bird thing shoud go to rehab, copy this into your profile.
If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it. Crazy is when you draw Edward's face and hot bod all over your Advanced Placement United States History notes when you should be concentrating on the APUSH final the next day. Crazy is when you yell at fictional book characters for doing stupid things (cough, cough Edward leaving in New Moon) or deciding that you'll give a friend all of the answers for the homework for the rest of your life if he'll find you and Edward. Crazy is when you decide to hunt down fictional book characters and kill them for hurting other fictional book characters (I'm talking about Damon, but Edward applies here, too.) Crazy is when your mother has to pry Twilight and or New Moon from your fingertips and you start to sop. Crazy is when you are planning your revenge on people like Victoria and cough Jacob Black!cough. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something(s) crazy you've done to the list!