The.Lonely.Vampire
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Joined 06-13-07, id: 1299929
Author has written 2 stories for Hellsing.

I AM The.Lonely.Vampire.

Favorite anime/manga (By preferance):

HELLSING, INU YASHA, XXX HOLIC, TSUBASA, CONFIDENTIAL CONFESSIONS, MODEL, THE TAROT CAF'E AND NARUTO.

Sex:

NOT RIGHT NOW (I'M A GIRL SO :P)

Star sign:

GEMINI

Favorite genre of music:

I LISTEN TO ANYTHING EXCEPT FOR COUNTRY MUSIC, OPERA MUSIC AND ELEVATOR MUSIC D:

Favorite song:

CURRENTLY, IT IS "mOBSCENE" BY MARILYN MANSON

Somewhere I want to go before I die?:

THE TAJ MAHAL WHEN I FOUND OUT THAT IT'S SINKING. O:

Anything obnoxious I want to do?:

THROW SKITTLES AT THE PEOPLE AT WAL-MART WHILE YELLING OUT: "TASTE MY RAINBOW!!!"

Friends on this site I personally know:

Luna.the.betrayed.ninja

Takal harona

Likes:

WRITING, DRAWING, PLAYING THE FLUTE, BEING PERVERTED AND ALUCARD ; ) (HELLSING)

Dislikes:

VEGETABLES D, ANNOYING PEOPLE, COUNTRY MUSIC AND DOK D: (ALSO FROM HELLSING)

Nicknames:

OROCHIMARU, OCHI-CHAN, UCHI-CHAN AND FANGIRL (ALUCARD'S FANGIRL)

Cosplayed as at an anime convention:

OROCHIMARU

Did I think it turned out well?:

NO

Did Luna think it turned out well?:

NO

Was I confused about a costume?:

YES. A MICHAEL JACKSON-LOOKING COSTUME TURNED OUT TO BE ALUCARD. .

Most awkward costume I saw:

THE KING OF THE COSMOS FROM THE KATAMARI GAMES AND A FAT GAARA.

Most awesome costume I saw:

SORRY, ALUCARD COSPLAYERS, I HAVE TO HAND IT TO THIS BLINKING LIGHT, CYBORG THINGY.

Funniest moment at the anime convention:

THE PERSON WHO TOOK US TO THE CONVENTION GOT CHASED AROUND A LITTLE BY THIS GUY ON STILTS.

Points of Interest:

6/19/07 TWO RANDOM PEOPLE WERE COSPLAYING AT THE MALL TODAY. ONE WAS AN OLDER VERSION OF NARUTO AND THE OTHER WAS ALUCARD. THERE WASN'T A CONVENTION I WAS AWARE OF..

7/12/07 TWENTY-FIVE NEW MESSAGES IN MY INBOX OVER ONE DAY. WOW. THEY'RE ALL FROM FANFICTION.NET, TOO. YOU LOVE MY STORIES! YOU REALLY LOVE THEM! -TEARS OF JOY-

Hellsing character(s) that fits my personality:

A MIX BETWEEN PIP VERNEDEAD AND ALUCARD.

Most disliked Hellsing character(s):

INCOGNITO AND DOK. D:

Funny Hellsing videos:

DELETED SCENES 1

DELETED SCENES 2

DELETED SCENES 3

HELLSING COMEDY- DANE COOK

ALUCARD'S NOT WEARING ANY UNDERWEAR

Funniest line(s) in the deleted scenes series:

"WHATEVER, YOU FAT BITCH."

"WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?"

"I SAID I HAVE A BAD ITCH."

"OH."

Gaiaonline account:

vampiregirl337

Favorite videogames:

DARKSTALKERS: THE CHAOS TOWER (PSP)

KINGDOM HEARTS (PS2)

KINGDOM HEARTS: CHAIN OF MEMORIES (GBA)

KINGDOM HEARTS 2 (PS2)

DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION MAX 2 (PS2)

FINAL FANTASY X-2 (PS2)

SLY COOPER 2 (PS2)

THE SIMS 2 (PS2)

Do any of my characters have a part in another story?

FRAY HAS A PART IN Luna.thebetrayed.ninja's STORY, INSANITY STRIKE. (YES, I AM "SCHMOE.")

Side notes:

HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE FOLLOWING MY STORIES? A LOT! (THAT MEANS THEY'RE GOOD!!)

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Wally World Madness by DopeyTheChosen1 reviews
I'm stuck in walmart in the dead of night with the hellsing manga characters. i really want some ideas, cuz it's one of those that i update when i'm bored. WARNING! now that i have read thru most of vol.9 future walter bashers may arise...ARGH! THAT SOB!
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,483 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/28/2007 - Published: 4/25/2007
Reliance by Mephiles reviews
After catching the Nibi, Kakuzu and Hidan set forth towards the Fire Country. Before they get their though an incident forces them to make a detour, and the antagonistic pair of Akatsuki must learn to cooperate if they are to survive. Not HidanXKakuzu
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,184 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/24/2007 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Kakuzu, Hidan
Dawn of the Fangirls by Agent HUNK reviews
The sequel to Night of the Living Fangirls. When all the fangirls on earth attack, only a handfull of survivors are left. Trapped in the Leaf Village Mall by fangirls, it is literally every man for himself for the survivors as they fight for their lives!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,249 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 9/1/2007 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Shikamaru N., Gai M.
Feelin' Sane and Lovin' It by Naikoru reviews
When Alucard feels sanefor once it sends the Hellsing Manor in to complete chaos! and who does he take it out on well...his fledgling Seras Victoria of course!
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,204 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Complete
Hellsing: WTF! by Courier Seven reviews
Warning: Contains Manga, anime, and OVA spoilers. An author Collab between me and Lord Deshwitat. This is a Very Random Fic. Be forewarned. Please R&R, my first Hellsing Fic.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,599 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/2/2007 - Published: 5/2/2007
The Organization's New Maid by Eyna of the Moon reviews
Xemnas picks up an unsuspecting woman to be the Organization's new maid. However, everybody underestimates this woman as she pulls out one surprise after another.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,851 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/2/2007 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Xemnas, Xaldin
The Utterly Random Kakuzu and Hidan Story by NoLifeChild reviews
FINISHED! Finally...Chapter 18 is up children! Thank you all for being patient and all that, my deepest apologies for delay...A little fic about Hidan and Kakuzu, how they met, and what happened before they ever came out in the manga. Parody.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 30,872 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/20/2007 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Hellsing Secrets by SlashnYaoi reviews
Welcome to Hellsing Secrets, where we show you, the viewers, an inside look of Hellsing's most wellgaurded secrets! Is Intagra's paperwork really naughty stories? Is Walter a boxers or briefs man? Find out!
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,189 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/15/2007 - Published: 7/20/2006 - Complete
Pop quiz by Takal harona reviews
Welcome to the world of T.V.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Minato N.
Night of the Living Fangirls by Agent HUNK reviews
Its every male character's nightmare come true: Fangirls. Sasuke, Kakashi, and several other characters from other animes find themselves trapped in a cabin surrounded by fangirls. Can they find a way out before the fangirls find a way in? COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,197 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/1/2007 - Published: 5/4/2007 - Sasuke U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Pet Therapy by Bastila reviews
Well, Integra's feeling sorry for herself, which rarely happens, and she's not the only one who hates it. Her vampire doesn't like it either. Go figure.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,975 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Complete
Random Hellsing Tales by Agent HUNK reviews
A collection of bizarre Hellsing stories. Food fights, awkward romances, strange conversations, odd dreams, suicide missions, and utter idiocy on a massive scale. Rated T for violence, language, and stuff. OFFICIALLY THE GREATEST STORY I HAVE EVER WRITTEN
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 30,485 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/4/2007 - Published: 10/27/2006 - Complete
Daughter of Demeter by Hermonthis reviews
AxI - A pomegranate. Just one pomegranate is enough to satisfy my want for a kiss that you will not give to me.
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,517 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/18/2007 - [Alucard, Integra] - Complete
Monsters Don't Cry by MegFallow reviews
Manga AU: What if Alucard didn't feel remorse or anything following the defeat of Father Anderson can Integra reach him before he truly becomes nothing as a monster? Sung to the tune of HURT'S Rapture. Follows up to Dark Walter's arrvial. MANGA SPOILERS!
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,446 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/28/2007 - Alucard, Alexander - Complete
Witch Doctor by punkie5000 reviews
Rating for a little bit of violence. Only First Chapter.---Before Integral's time there was a great scientist by the name of Abraham Van Helsing, a man who battled a great demonic creature....A very familiar creature.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,309 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/27/2003
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Teachers From Hell! reviews
Random fictional characters are teachers at the Arcadia Boarding School. Will Luna, Takal and Fray last through the year and keep their sanity?
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,369 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 7/2/2007
Where'd You Come From? reviews
What would happen if Hellsing characters popped up in real life? Lonely is about to find out.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 17 - Words: 10,424 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/7/2007 - Published: 6/21/2007