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Joined 06-13-07, id: 1299984, Profile Updated: 03-24-12
Author has written 9 stories for Super Smash Brothers, Gintama, Touhou Project, Gaia Online, Megami Tensei, Air Gear, Super Sentai, Pretty Cure, Kamen Rider, and Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ.

What are you hesitating for? Everyone, fall in line! Whatever the case may be, we cannot stop walking. Let’s just go wherever. Wherever, however far, in the silence of space, until we see something. Or so long as we still see nothing. Or until we cease to be. Until we know the end is upon us. Let us go together. This is fate.

-- mawaru-penguindrum, prologue


i'm kalle. i've been using this site off and on for a while, i guess, so you can see how horribly my fandoms tend to jump around at any given point in time. i tend to write fluff and humor a lot ( unfortunately for some. ) i enjoy tokusatsu, cute things, sweets, new wave music and playing pretendy fun time games on the internet.

01.04.12 -- i deleted a few of my older fics, because they seriously made me wince. no offense to anyone that did, in fact, enjoy them.

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Respect by BHS reviews
Yayoi Kise is a crybaby, a timid girl who loves superheroes and secretly wants to be a manga artist. One day, she meets a magical creature that offers her a chance to be a superhero for real... but this is not the story that you think it is. WARNING: Violence, angst, disturbing imagery. Based on and inspired by "The Illustrator", by Abicion.
Crossover - Pretty Cure & Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,163 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Yayoi K., Kyubey - Complete
Resting Safe Beneath Your Skin by surestsmile reviews
In which Marvelous makes sure his crew is alright. Post-16
Super Sentai - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,191 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Complete
Goodbyes by Mama Friesmeal reviews
Hanto/Kegalesia - Kegalesia comes back from ghost world and talks to Hanto.
Super Sentai - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,743 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Hanto J., Kegalesia - Complete
In Dreaming by lonely king reviews
Himari's dreams always have the same people, people she feels like she's seen before, people who she thinks she should know. Post series, spoilers. himari/kanba ; himari/shouma ; himari/sanetoshi
Mawaru Penguindrum/輪るピングドラム - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,163 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Complete
Three O'Clock by Shabon Flurry reviews
It's three in the morning and Miu can't sleep, as her feelings for Sosuke are bothering her. So she calls him inviting him to come over, and things get quite steamy. Lemon oneshot.
Super Sentai - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,966 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Sosuke E., Miu S. - Complete
Trust by Izzu reviews
The fact that Sousuke reacted differently unnerved her
Super Sentai - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Ahim de F., Sosuke E. - Complete
Shinken Reunion Party, Let's Go On! by Crystal Blue Montana reviews
Post-Act 49 Go-onger/Shinkenger crossover. "Please come. We'll have a party," said Kotoha to Saki at the end of the VS. It's now party time! Chiaki/Kotoha, Sousuke/Miu, and a crack pairing that no one's ever thought of before or since. YMMV on whether or not the Takeru/Mako shown could be construed as shippy.
Super Sentai - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,076 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Complete
Something Borrowed, Something Blue by Red Ranger Kei reviews
Kiva, post-series. Shizuka spontaneously develops a crush, and everyone manages to react by freaking out in their own unique way. Shizuka/Ramon. END-SERIES SPOILERS.
Kamen Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,020 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Complete
the intricacies of feeling by AGENT Kuma-chan reviews
Celty isn't quite sure what she feels for Shinra, if what he says is true. Love is something that humans feel after all. Still, this is as close to happiness as she can get and she takes it. -Celty, Shinra
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,238 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Celty S., Shinra K. - Complete
Crashes and Moisturizer by Uncle Slitmouth reviews
You'd think that they'd be a little more concerned about an airship wreck, but Gino and Kanoko are focusing on different matters...such as each other.
Gaia Online - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,718 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Gino G. - Complete
Orange and Brown by cellophane prince reviews
He was different than the rest. Rise/Kanji.
Megami Tensei - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 666 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Rise K., Kanji T. - Complete
Temptation in Pink by yenmae reviews
Sensei!Hijikata punishes student!Okita after school hours for breaking the dress code. Warning: contains smut and crack.
Gintama - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,142 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Hijikata T., Okita S. - Complete
White Day Blues by Crystal Blue Montana reviews
Sousuke has forgotten to get Miu a White Day present... or has he? One-shot Sousuke/Miu, with Hiroto being a good big brother.
Super Sentai - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,827 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Sosuke E., Miu S. - Complete
funky by Astromelia reviews
On the whole, being mushroomized isn't that terrible. :jeff/tony:
Earthbound - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,425 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Jeff - Complete
Corners of a Third Eye by Hourai Rabbit reviews
An origin story for the Komeiji sisters, Satori and Koishi, masters of the Palace of the Earth Spirits. Let your heart wander and see where its path takes you.
Touhou Project - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,792 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Satori K., Koishi K.
Death Crushes You by All The Trees in the Field reviews
Death Crushes You; You Think Briefly, Desperately, Fondly of a Girl You Knew Years Ago, Still Terribly in Love With Her
Earthbound - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 832 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Ness
ATONEMENT by Crazy Rob reviews
Prequel to Solitary- after the end of Earthbound, Picky, the one innocent member of the Minch family, struggles to stay sane as his personal world crumbles around him. Rated M for references to abuse and minor cursing. If you can't deal, don't read.
Earthbound - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,290 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Picky M.
Border and Dream by Writer Nightpen reviews
Sandman x Touhou crossover. Dream gets a visit by an old sister. Reviews will be appreciated, flames ignored.
Crossover - Sandman & Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,786 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Yukari Y. - Complete
Parvenu by 0110111001101111 reviews
AU; They say it's not easy being famous, but it's even harder having a famous mom, and Axel and Riku are about to find this out the hard way. AxelRoxas and so on.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,082 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Axel, Roxas
Atom Hearts by an awesome blossom reviews
Ness, Paula, and the final battle with Giygas.
Earthbound - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 122 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Complete
Shimotsuma Bian by thanatophilia reviews
kamikaze girls New dandy? Cat? A pot? Sēfutī sekkusu? Momoko smiles innocently.
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,532 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Complete
Bread Bowl by PumpkinPancakes reviews
I've opened up my veins too many times, the poisons in my heart and in my mind. why haven't you reviewed this?
Earthbound - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,984 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/16/2008
electric top tango by pixie paramount reviews
The parties and that classic Hollywood romance. Right here, in the Big Apple. — Kairi/Olette. Big City!AU. Contest!fic, for Loren. Ficlet.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 768 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 5/9/2008 - Kairi, Olette - Complete
Solitary by Crazy Rob reviews
Takes place after Mother 3's events. As Pokey wastes away, the chosen four of old, and a innocent soul turned malevolent visit him... to rub salt in his wounds. Dark, and not for the easily-offended.
Earthbound - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,985 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Complete
casualties optional by smartalker reviews
And all she wanted was to take her pet alien for a walk. — OkitaKagura
Gintama - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 325 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Complete
White Day by Findegil reviews
One shot. Gintoki X Otae, written as requested! Gintoki has the worst White Day ever...
Gintama - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,879 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Gintoki S., Tae S./Otae - Complete
Super Smash Bros Brawl: EXPLOITED by Nekonezume reviews
The dreaded sequel to Super Smash Bros. Melee: EXPOSED. Will likely be very offensive. Read at your own discretion. This story reflects what REALLY goes on at HAL Laboratories when the Brawlers are out of battle!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 496 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/19/2008
karma has no cure by pixie paramount reviews
Life, death, and rebirth. — Chrome centric. One-shot.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 541 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Complete
this isn't a fashion show, pixie by an awesome blossom reviews
PIT, LINK: you are not wearing innovation! seriously, those sandleboots have to go.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Link, Pit - Complete
Unorthodox by accented reviews
Okita and Kagura do try to be romantic. Really. OkiKagu.
Gintama - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Complete
A Friend in Need by The Great Chicken Miasma reviews
*ONE-SHOT* Being brave has never been one of Lucas' strong points, and having to fight 30-odd strangers in a grueling fighting establishment, his mind is racked with fear and failure. Of course, that doesn't mean he won't get any help along the way. **This was my first NxL story, so excuse its tackiness! :P**
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,517 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/7/2008 - [Ness, Lucas] - Complete
One of the Team by Mariko Azrael
Go-onger. Usually Saki could find some good in anyone. Ishihara Gunpei was turning out to be the exception to the rule. Saki/Gunpei, spoilers for GP-2.
Super Sentai - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 127 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Complete
Of Faith and Ferris Wheels by Wasuremono reviews
Ness and Paula's first date doesn't go entirely according to plan. A vignette written as part of an EB fic experiment.
Earthbound - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,679 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Complete
The Journal of One Kenny McCormick by Seaouryou reviews
Oh, life. It’s such a tremendous pain in the ass. I'm not too thrilled about death, either. [Kenny’s POV]
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 28,186 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 530 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 2/12/2007 - Published: 7/8/2006 - Kenny M. - Complete
The Courtship of Kyle Broflovski by Seaouryou reviews
Stan and Wendy are dating each other, except when they aren’t, Cartman devises several cunning schemes to make Kyle date him, and Kyle dates his hand and considers himself the best off. Oh, and Kenny is dead. But only every now and then.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,078 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/20/2006 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
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promising light reviews
madoka magica & heartcatch pretty cure! / your heart is keeping time with me. - possibly AU.
Crossover - Pretty Cure & Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Potpourri, Mami T. - Complete
comfort food
go-onger & kiva / when i am alone, there is something missing. - post-series spoilers for both.
Crossover - Super Sentai & Kamen Rider - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,080 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Saki R. - Complete
technicolour girls
tool toul to / i can hear it, travelling beyond time ... - very, VERY old drabble.
Air Gear - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 468 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Kururu S., Hako I. - Complete
playing with shapes reviews
alice-centric / it seems i've made the final sacrifice. - sort-of-crossover with persona 4.
Crossover - Megami Tensei & Touhou Project - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,085 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Alice M. - Complete
this is me and everything i've dreamed reviews
kanoko.brennivin / and you know that i just can't settle for anything.
Gaia Online - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,734 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Complete
bleed the colors of the evening stars reviews
marisa.alice / you can go anywhere you wish 'cause i'll be there, wherever you are.
Touhou Project - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 765 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Marisa K., Alice M. - Complete
sweetest intoxicant reviews
kanako.utsuho / compliments and chemistry. -- for 10pastryhearts at livejournal.
Touhou Project - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 326 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Kanako Y., Utsuho R. - Complete
allurement reviews
gintoki.otae / every book is a children's book if the kid can read.
Gintama - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 615 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Gintoki S., Tae S./Otae - Complete
melatonin reviews
ness.lucas / every skyline and every night spent alone are tearing you apart.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,290 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Ness, Lucas - Complete