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Joined 11-22-01, id: 130000, Profile Updated: 03-06-15
Author has written 15 stories for Team Fortress 2, and Portal.
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Previous Lives by fionacha reviews
Post Portal 2. After months of living in a small town miles from Aperture, Chell feels bored and isolated. She learns of a young man named Wheatley who worked for Aperture long ago, and returns to the abandoned lab in order to learn his fate and gain closure over her betrayal. Slight Chell/Wheatley.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,906 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/27/2014 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Chell, Wheatley
Come Along, Caroline by Liyrah reviews
A jaded secretary meets a mad man in a box on the eve of her death. Please read the author's note.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,571 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/24/2012 - Published: 5/10/2012 - 11th Doctor, Caroline
After Aperture: Return by Tib Dunncan reviews
He used to dwell on it, the loneliness, the self-pity. It had hurt, quite a bit, and he decided that he could pretend. Pretend that everything was fine, and maybe the hurt would go away. It took a long time, many years of sleeping and reading Machiavelli under the apple tree, but the hurt did go away, a bit. Thirty five years after 'her day.' "Hello, moron."
Portal - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,525 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/31/2012 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Wheatley, GLaDOS - Complete
Severance by FuchsiaMae reviews
Caroline, tired of being Cave's subordinate, decides to quit her job - but runs into unexpected consequences. Cave/Caroline.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,038 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Caroline, Cave Johnson
Research and Development: Wheatley by carolnegate reviews
Wheatley had never been anything other than a robot, but he was given something most AIs never had - the ability to change who he was. Rated for mild, humorous swearing, most of which only British people would consider inappropriate.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,764 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/27/2012 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Wheatley - Complete
Reversal by Obvious Octopus reviews
When a dangerous mute lunatic is put in control of the Aperture mainframe, GLaDOS and Wheatley are forced to work together to save science.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 41,601 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Wheatley, GLaDOS - Complete
Waking up to Wheatley by zabchan reviews
A short Chelley fluff inspired by a prompt on the KinkMeme. Chell wakes up to a curious, inquisitive Wheatley. Human!Wheatley, Post-game AU with implied semi-apocalyptic outcome. Sweetness Warning.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,107 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Wheatley, Chell
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Fear Nothing A Story In Three Parts reviews
Everyone fears something. You said it yourself: You fear Nothing. You called me Nothing...so fear me.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,179 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/28 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Caroline, Wheatley - Complete
Prometheus reviews
The world outside beyond the Aperture Labs is not exactly paradise.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 65,229 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Chell, Wheatley
Multiverse: Wheatley's Tale reviews
Wheatley goes on an unscheduled trip to the Multiverse where he finds that things have gone just a little wrong.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,310 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Wheatley
Multiverse: The Tale Of Doug and Greg reviews
Doug and Greg have a not-so-fun adventure in the Multiverse. Caroline gets a promotion and Cave Johnson is...Cave Johnson. Yes, the multiverse is EXACTLY like it is in science fiction horror stories.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,251 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/1/2012 - D. Rattmann - Complete
A Matter of Remorse reviews
Wheatley is rescued from space, only to discover that Chell has negotiated some 'unusual' conditions for his return. NSFW
Portal - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,014 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/21/2012 - GLaDOS, Wheatley - Complete
Selfish reviews
Douglas Rattmann is a selfish man. After the events of Portal 2, he along with Chell try to make the most of figuring out what that means, why it might matter and when to give up and move on.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,359 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Chell, D. Rattmann - Complete
Night of the Living Wheatley reviews
A contrite Wheatley makes it back to Earth where he finds a Chell unwilling to forgive him, a Scientist willing to help...and well, if the results of giving Wheatley agency and power were disastrous the first time, you can bet he's learned nothing.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,569 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/9/2012 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Wheatley, Chell - Complete
Tick, Tock reviews
Tick: A young man watches as his friends are corrupted in the name of science. Tock: A young woman by the name of Chell adjusts to life after Aperture's reign of terror comes to an end.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,768 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 11/16/2011 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Chell, Wheatley
Jealousy in Digital reviews
Test subjects don't last forever. GLaDOS has a plan. The problem is, it involves quite a lot of things she doesn't want to admit to herself...but she'll have to. For Science. Please take care to read the author's notes and warnings for this one.
Portal - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,104 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 9/8/2011 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Chell, Wheatley - Complete
Delicious and Moist reviews
Wheatley is rather ignorant of human life. GLaDOS is evil. Chell finds this out in a dark, dark way.
Portal - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,962 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 6/16/2011
New Father reviews
Douglas Rattmann was never cut out to be a parent, but he finds himself thrust into the role when a young girl is orphaned under his watch.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,461 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 6/10/2011 - D. Rattmann, Chell
Flowers for Wheatley reviews
A story loosely based off the novel "Flowers for Algernon". Without his intelligence dampening programing, the human Wheatley is actually a very intelligent man. While he and Chell have a life together, it is one doomed to failure.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,539 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Zhang Fei, Zhang Fei - Complete
Don't Fear the Reaper
The Administrator had made it perfectly clear that no friendships...or relationships...or love was allowed in WAR. When such fraternizations affect an innocent young life, a Scout begins to wonder if maybe the crazy woman was right. War isn't glamorous.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,754 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Scout, Spy
Wishing You Were Him reviews
The RED Spy can imagine that you, a young college student are infatuated with him, but really it's the woman next door you're after. You/ScoutMa, Fem/Fem.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,237 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Spy
Pervy Tales reviews
1 Anonymous Author, 1 Random Number Generator, 1 TF2 Kink Meme.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,035 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/22/2010