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YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...
You talk to yourself a lot. (Alot meaning all the time...)
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (ie 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (ie 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')
After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'
You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.
You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
You tend to collect Big Sticks off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.
Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.
People think you have A.D.D.
You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.
You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason
Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.
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Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Girl: Do you like me?
Girl: Do you want me?
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Girl: Would you live for me?
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Girl: Choose--me or your life
Boy: My life
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.
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1. Perfect? Perfection is a waste of time, once perfect what does one have to strive for?
2. Tall? no
3. In your pajamas? Pajama bottoms and an IN’N”Out t-shirt
4. Left handed? nope
1. Friend you saw: I don’t really have any freinds
3. Person to text you: Mom.
4. Was today better than yesterday? Sort of.
1. Number: Four Seven and Thirteen.
2. Color(s): Red Black and white
3. Fruit: watermelon
4. Place: in my bed.
1. Are you missing someone right now? No.
2. Are you happy? Sort of.
3. Are you sad? Sort of.
4. Are you bored? Always.
6. Are you nervous? No.
8. Are you tired? Yes.
Real name? James
2. Nick names? Jake
3. Eye color? Blue
4. Zodiac sign? Capricorn, by an hour and some change
5. Male or female? Male.
6. Slut? Um no.
7. Smart? Yes
8. Hair color? Dark blonde.
9. Long or short? Long-ish.
10. Sweats or Jeans? Neither, I prefer pajama bottoms
11. Phone or Camera? I really don’t use either.
12. Drink or Smoke? neither
13. Righty or lefty? right
1. First best friend? Don’t remember
2. First crush? Miriam
3. First pet? Tahoe, an American Eskimo
4. First big vacation? Don’t remember
1. Eating? nothing
2. Drinking? 7-UP.
3. I'm about to: Answer this question
4. Listening to? Various songs from Zelda games
5. Plans for today? I never plan
WHICH IS BETTER WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX?
1. Shorter or taller? I don't really care
2. Romantic or spontaneous? Don’t care.
3. Sensitive or loud? Sensitive, I hate anything loud.
4. Hook-up or relationship? niether
HAVE YOU EVER:
1. Drank bubbles? Probably.
2. Lost glasses/contacts? Never lost but I have forgotten them somewhere, but I was able to get them back the next day
3. Ran away from home? No.
4. Broken someone's heart? No.
5. Been arrested? No.
DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
1. Miracles? Not really
2. Yourself? Of course
3. Heaven? Yes
4. Santa Claus? No.
4. Love? Yes.
5. Do you like someone? Not really
6. Do you believe in God? Yes.
7. Answered the truth on all questions? yes