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Everyone who takes the time to read this is freaking AWESOME!! Loves ya peoples! ;D
I am sorry to inform any of my readers whom have thus far enjoyed the randomness of the story Naruto Torture Chamber that the network administrators have deemed in against site guidelines and have therefore deleted it. If you have any comments on that or anything else feel free to PM me and we'll talk. I am on the net for a few hours each day and will try to get back to you as quick as I possibly can. Thanks for following my stories and reviewing guys. You are the best. -huggles the huggly peoples and high fives the not huggly peoples-
Can I get a hug...? Pwease? (>'')>
Hi my name is Tiffany although on fanfiction I go by Angel.
I'm 22 and I live in the rainy state of Washington.
Yeah I'm single, what about it?
I'm a crazy short person and write poetry and draw in my spare time.
I absolutely love all things Anime, some of my favorite shows are Inuyasha, Naruto, Blood Plus, Drangon Ball Z, Trinity Blood, Hellsing, Full Metal Alchemist and lots of others.
Some people try to put me in with the different group in school but what they don't get is I don't completely fit in with just one of those groups, I'm not Emo, not Goth, definitely not a f-ing PREPPY, and not a Stoner (even though I'm from a long line of them!!) I'm just me and if they don't like it then they can just get out of my face!
F a n f i c t i o n . n e t F r i e n d sღ
.BaTmAnS.aPaWnS.oF.eViL ( Allie, Toby, Hannah, and Mellissa)
Skye Sasuke (Trisha-chan)
My Birthday: June 23, 1992
Hair Color: Dirty dishwater blonde with red and gold tints naturally.
Height: Don't make fun of me but I'm 5'2" (yeah I know thats short!!)
Weight: Hell if I'm telling you people. Cause I don't even know...
Eye Color: Seaweed Green or Amber Green... WHAT EVER THE HELL COLOR IT IS THATS WHAT IT IS SO DEAL WITH IT!!
Zodiac sign: Cancer
Nicknames: Howie (cause of my last name), Pixie, Haircut (its a band nickname cause people kept asking if I was ever gonna get a haircut... and I guess the name just stuck!), Tuffy (mommy gave me that one(because of all the times I was dropped on my head as a child...) JK... I hope...), Shorty, CrAZyEmoChild, Bubbles, Angel-chan, Giggle Monster, Bunny(apparently my nose sometimes twitches like a bunny...) and many more that I can't remember. BTW I'm not Emo... well it depends on your deffinition of emo is I guess...
I have some really good friends in my life and I'm the person I am today because of them.
Some of my closest female friends are Jamy (she's been with me through all the tough times and me for her), Becca (the crazy chica I've known since 1st grade and just can't seem to get rid of), Elizabeth (No matter what me and her have each other... and VEGAS (hahaha sorry inside joke ; P).
And then there are my guy friends Blake (We started talking my shophmore year during 3rd period science when I sat next to him and wouldn't shut up! lol Who would have thought that he could actually put up with me? Cause I personally think I'm very annoying.), Matt (My crazy odd ball who can always make me laugh. He's a keeper), Justin aka Chuckles (What can I say I love hugs and I can always get one from him! Plus its fun poking him!).
I am the oldest of my five siblings.
I want to thank everyone who have ever reviewed my Stories. I LOVE YOU ALL!! (for reviewing that is...)
My favorite stories are typically romances that consist of SasuSaku, but I also like ItaSaku, KakaSaku, ShikaSaku and KibaSaku stories too. Basically almost any stories with a straight Sakura in it.(No offense to anyone who's not straight.) Still love you poeple like everyone else. I mean I have friends who swing both ways (most of them are guys though) and I understand that sometime people are attracted to people of the same gender, that don't bug me. Just don't try to convert me, I like guys and until I even think to change it sure as hell is gone to stay that way.
I know what most of you are thinking, its probably something along the lines of why is she babbling so much well... its because I am completely new to this kind of stuff. I mean I didn't even get a MySpace until the end of August 2008 so I have had absolutly no experience with this sort of thing. So please Don't Yell At Me!! Or Verbally Abuse Me (even if its in some language which I don't know... which would be every language exept english... and some spanish... though very little.)
Anywhos Shout out to any of my friends who might stumble across this... I LOVE YOU ALL!!
Oh BTW my cousin Ashley is new to fanfiction and well... she aint exactly the writer type, but she does love to read so if you ever some how run across her profile give it a read and then check out her favorites list, she should have some pretty good ones in there (more than likely a lot of Inuyasha),I don't know what you'll find on her favorite lists so don't ask me... Her fanfic name is FirePixie95... but she hardly ever saves things so yeah...
Girls Don't realize these things;
But most of all
Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'
If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'
My Least Favorite Naruto Pairings:
Naruto/Sakura: Like Brother and sister for heavens sake... sure I still read stories about them... but not often...
Ino/Sasuke: Only like Sasuke with Sakura... plus most of the time Ino is a real...Betch!!(ya'll know what I mean..)
Sasuke/Naruto: ... O.o? -throws up repeatedly- EEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW!!
Kakashi/Shizune: Only really like Kakashi with Sakura
Sasori/Deidara: I like both characters but not together, like them with Sakura
Temari/Kankuro: THEY ARE BROTHER AND SISTER YOU SICK MINDED FREAKS
Gaara/Rock Lee: (gag) WRONG ON SO MANY LEVELS (Gaara with Sakura, Lee... to the Emo corner)
Itachi/Sasuke: EEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW!! WRONG YOU SICK FREAKS
Kiba/Hinata: this is an okay pairing but I like HinaNaru and KibaSaku better
Shikamaru/Temari: Okay... also like Shika/Ino, and Shika/Saku
Lee/Sakura: NO!! Thats just a big no no... Lee is too much of a fanboy... and ugh those eyebrows... -shudders- They look like something might crawl out of them... eewwwww
Iruka/Kakashi: 0.0... WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?? They're... omg no never nuh-uh no way in hell!
Least Favorite Inuyasha Pairings:
Naraku/Kagome: Naraku needs to just DIE
Inuyasha/Kikyo: She's dead, Inuyasha don't become a necro just for that heartless...Betch
Miroku/Ayame: NO... just not the right person for them
Koga/Inuyasha: WRONG ON TOO MANY LEVELS TO COUNT
Sesshomaru/Kikyo: Why won't she just DIE
Kikyo/Naraku: The both should burn in hell for all eternity... so they shall never be together... I don't know why but they wont...
You know you live in 2012 when...
1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have text or have Facebook
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) You were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Now you are thinking, "I have to put this on my profile!"
13.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.
Favorite Twelve Naruto Characters. No Order.
1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven (Ino/Kiba) fanfic before?
2) Do you think Four (Hinata) is hot? How hot?
3) What would happen if Twelve (Neji) got Eight (Choji) pregnant?
4) Do you recall any fics about Nine (Tenten)?
5) Would Two (Kakashi) and Six (Ino) make a good couple?
6) Five/Nine (Naruto/Tenten) or Five/Ten (Naruto/Lee)?
7) What would happen if Seven (Shikamaru) walked in on Two (Kakashi) and Twelve (Neji) having sex?
8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten (Itachi/Shino) fanfic.
9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight (Sakura/Choji) fluff?
10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve (Shikamaru/Neji) Hurt/Comfort fic.
11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four (Hinata) to de-flower One (Sakura)?
12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three (Itachi) het?
13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven (Kiba)?
14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five (Kaka/Hina/Naru)?
15) What might Ten (Shino) scream at a moment of great passion?
16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight (Choji), what song would you choose?
17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve (Saku/Ino/Neji) fic, what would the warning be?
18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten (Shino) to use on Two (Kakashi)?
19) How might Eleven (Kiba) describe a relationship between Two (Kakashi) and Eight (Choji)?
20) How emo is Seven (Shikamaru)?
>> Well, that was...interesting. To put it mildly. Do your own. They're fun... kinda anyways... -.-' >>
15 Things to do at Wal-Mart
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
When life give you lemons, shut up and eat your damn lemons
I was going to kill the ugliest person alive but then i thought I'd let your mom live one more day
Karin so fat even Naruto don't believe it!
Smile. It makes the world wonder what you're up to.
There are two things that are infinite. The universe and human stupidity. And I'm not so sure about the universe.
Out of my mind. Be back in five minutes.
Normality will be restored as soon as we figure out what it is.
Be yourself. That's crazy enough.
You always get whats coming to you; unless it gets lost in the mail.
Silence is golden but duct tape is silver. I guess I can settle for second place.
They say guns don't kill people. People kill people. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled, "BANG!" i don't think you'd kill many people
Flying is not inherently dangerous- crashing is.
I have animal magnetism-- when I go outside, squirrels stick to my sleeves.
The trouble with real life is that there is no background music
I have not lost my mind; its backed up on a disk somewhere
Beware the letter 'G'. It is the end of everything.
Forecast for tonight: darkness
If you try to fail and succeed, which one did you do?
I am reading a most interesting book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
How come when you mix water with sugar, you get glue and then when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go?
If everything seems to be going well, you obviously overlooked something
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall through a sewer hole and die.
Hell is full of musical amateurs
There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line
I'm not random I just have many thoughts
I'm the kind of person who walks into a chair and apologizes
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it
-sticks hand in electric box- CHIDORI!!
If you had a life you would stop talking about mine
We're not retreating! We're advancing in a different direction!
Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever, you keep on talking
The below statement is true
The above statement is false
Heaven doesn't want me there and Hell knows I'll take over.
Don't make me angry, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies
Wanna know how to keep an idiot busy? Take him into a round room and tell him to sit in a corner.
People are like slinkies. Basically useless and yet its so amusing to watch them fall down stairs
In a world of cheerios, be a frootloop!
Earth first. We'll screw up the other planets later.
God must love stupid people...he made so many
There is no great genius without a mixture of madness
When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.
You, you, and you panic. The rest of you follow me.
Lately the only thing keeping me from becoming a serial killer is my dislike for manual labor.
PMS: Every woman's legal right to be a bitch.
Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them as much
If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle 'em with nonsense
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
When life gives you lemons make grape juice, lay back, and let the world wonder how you did it.
I'm mature and you're not. Nah nah nah nah nah nah!
Eat healthy. Work right. Die anyway.
I have a dream and in it, something eats you.
Its sad your own mom dresses you like that.
Everyone is beautiful on the inside. If you think bones and guts are beautiful.
Its always funny until someone gets hurt. Then its hysterical
My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems
If aliens are looking for intelligent life, why the hell are you scared?!
I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.
I met Nicole Richie!! No wait, that might've been a twig...
Looking for a perfect girl? Go buy yourself a barbie doll.
If idiots could fly this place would be an airport.
I know KUNG-FU and 42 other dangerous words
Me and the gummy bears have a plot to rule the world but shhh its a secret!
Quick, whats the number for 9-1-1?
You should always proofread what you write in case you any words.
I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and crap out a better conversation than you.
I ran into my ex today. Then I put it in reverse and hit him again.
By the time you finished reading this you'll realize you just wasted 5 seconds of your life
I burst laughing out in class today...I got that joke you told yesterday
Hi! I'm human. What're you?
Have you considered suing your brain for non-support?
I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass!
Everyone has a right to be ugly, but you're abusing that privilege.
If we were to kill everyone who thought you were stupid, it wouldn't be murder; it would be genocide!
I'd like to leave you with one thought...but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!
Wherever there is life there is love
I may not be perfect but at least I'm confident
Sometimes all we need are each other
Life is like a circle. No wonder I'm so dizzy.
Yeah I'm a loser, but I'm the coolest loser you'll ever meet
A friend would call you a retard but a best friend would call you one and act like one with you.
Boy break hearts so why don't we break their necks?
One night, I looked up into the sky. I began counting the reasons why I love you. I was doing great until I ran out of stars.
When they laugh, we'll laugh along too. Because we know better. We know.
I wanted to send you something SEXY... but the mail man told me to get out of the mail box...
I'm NOT SHORT!! ... I'm fun sized!
Pixie sticks! Cause not every kid can afford crack!
Patience is what parents have when there are witnesses!
When you call us BITCHES we just look at each other and crack up, because we knew that WAAAAAAAAAAY BEFORE YOU DID!
Last night I lay in my bed looking up at the stars and thought to myself, WHERE THE FUCK IS MY CEILING!?
Am I pissing you off-fa-fa?
We are the people our parents warned us about!
Have you ever wondered if your mom kissed you goodnight after giving your dad a blow job? YOU ARE NOW!!
Someone told me its illegal to kill someone for pissing you off...crap...!
I have the kind of friends where if my house was burning down, they'd be roasting marshmallows and flirting with the firemen! (Yeah and they probably start it too..)
RAWR!! That means I love you in dinosaur!
Grant me the serenity to accept things I can not change... And the shovel to hide the bodies of those who piss me off...
Its not that I'm not a “people person”... its just that I'm not a “stupid people person”.
Lets play Simon Says! Simon Says... GO FUCK YOURSELF!!
You and me are friends. You fight, I fight. You hurt, I hurt. You cry, I cry. You jump off a bridge... I'm gonna miss your dumb ass!
I will not be a naughty girl. I will not be a naughty girl. I will not be a naughty girl. I will not be a... aww who am I kidding!
When a boy tells you to “Suck It!” Just smile and say “Sorry but my mother told me to never put SMALL things in my mouth!”
If I promise not to kill you... can I have a hug?
Some people are like slinkies... they're really good for nothing! But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs! ( I know a lot of these people... now where are those stairs...? )
I don't have a short attention span, I just... Oh look a kitty!
I love this RETARD I call my BEST FRIEND!!
I didn't hit you... I simply high-fived your face!
Exactly how much fun can I have before I go to hell?
HELL- Where all the fun people end up!
Ne the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor each morning the devil says “Oh crap she's up!”
Note to self: It is illegal to stab people for being stupid!
They keep saying the right person will come along... I think a truck hit mine!
It better to have loved and lost then to live with the PSYCHO the rest of your life!
Only You!... can help me hide the bodies!
I'm smiling cause I'm your sister, I'm laughing cause theres nothing you can do about it!
When I die, I'm going to haunt the fuck out of you people!
Hello, and welcome to the Mental Health Hotline
If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
If you have multiple personalities, press 3,4,5, and 6.
If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call.
If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to your mother ship.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which button to press.
If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer.
If you are dyslexic, press 96969696969696969696969696969696.
If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the hash key unil a representative comes on the line.
If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, phone number, and date of birth, social security number and your mother's maiden name.
If you have post traumatic stress disorder, slowly and carefully press 000.
If you have bipolar disorder, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep. Or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.
If you have short term memory loss, press 9.
If you have short term memory loss, press 9.
If you have short term memory loss, press 9.
If you have low self-esteem, please hang up. All our operators are too busy to talk to you.
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If you could read that put it in your profile
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent that aren't, copy this, put it in you profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, Weasel Chick, Revenant666, dragonsroar, foxdude33, FallenLex, Soelle, Akihiro Asamoto, Corvin, Emo-GothFreak,Cheeseeatingsurrenderrat, silentscream16, 7sasukesprincess7, Hanajimaa, BrokenAngel363
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, Vert9411, pinkcherryblossom225CherryBlossoms016, SakuraUchiha14,Sakura-Cherry-Blossom-Chan,Sasusakufan2357, Itachi'sbestfangirl, The New Legendary Sannin, Neko Graphic,HoshikoK,silentscream16, 7sasukesprincess7,Hanajimaa, BrokenAngel363
If you think that '/_\' looks like Itachi, copy this into your profile. ( yep it does...sadly.)
If you KNOW the voices in your head are real, copy and paste this to your profile!
92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this to your profile.
Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you KNOW the voices in your head are real, copy and paste this to your profile!
If you are crazy and/or insane and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.(Yes, this has to do with Twilight.)If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever tripped up the stairs copy this into your profile
If you're a geek/loser, paste this in your profile
If you have ever been watching a T.V show, and when the commercials came on you forgot what you were watching copy this into your profile.
If you adore chocolate and frequently suffer from chocolate cravings while you have no access to the heavenly substance, copy this into your profile.
IF YOU HAVE SPELLED YOUR NAME WRONG PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE
If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you flip whenever you see someone reading a Twilight series book and you want to talk to them all about it, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! DO IT!
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree(or not), copy this and put it in your profile.
If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!.
If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile
If you spend at least 3 hours a day looking at fanfictions...writing fanfictions...or looking at others profiles than copy and paste this on your profile!
FANFICTION: MY ANTI-DRUG. because, who has time for drugs if you're reading and plotting and writing and checking reviews? If this is true for you, copy and paste this to your profile. -- Damn straight.
If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile! If you took the time to read all of these (and you usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile.
Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Girl: Do you like me?
Girl: Do you want me?
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Girl: Would you live for me?
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Girl: Choose -- Me or your life.
Boy: My life.
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says:
" The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind"
"The reason why I don't like you is because I love you"
"The reason why I don't want you is because I need you"
"The reason why I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left"
"The reason why I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you"
"The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you"
"The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life"
If you find this incredibly cute and touching, paste this into your profile
Did you know...
kissing is healthy.
bananas are good for period pain.
it's good to cry.
chicken soup actually makes you feel better.
94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.
lying is actually unhealthy.
you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.
it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.
89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.
it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.
chocolate will make you feel better.
most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.
a good friend never judges.
a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.
boys aren't worth your tears.
we all love surprises.
Now... make a wish.
Wish REALLY hard!!
WISH WISH WISH WISH
Your wish has just been recieved.
Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...
Your wish will be granted.
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A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle.
Girl:Slow down, i'm scared.
Guy:No, this is fun.
Girl:No it's not, please, it's so scary.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl:I love you, slow down.
Guy:Now give me a big hug
She gave him a big hug
Guy:Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself, It's really bothering me
The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people
Friends or best friends
FRIENDS: Never ask anything to eat or drink
BEST FRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food
FREINDS: Call your parents M. Mrs. and grandma and grandpa
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD GRAMPS AND GRANDPA
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin' DAMN we really messed up
FRIENDS: Never seen you cry
BEST FRIENDS: Won’t tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when you’re not down anymore
FRIENDS: Ask you to write down you number
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "my bad ... here’s a tissue"
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life
FREINDS: Will leave you behind if that’s what everyone else is doing
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd asses that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door
BEST FRIENDS: Would walk right in and say, “I’M HOME"
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell
FRIENDS: Are through high school /college (drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away when they think you've had enough
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, “Girl drink the rest of that you know we don't waste
FREINDS: Will ignore this
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit
Best friends hang tough.
Lithium (Evanescence) Wow... nice yet sad sounding way to start things off...
1. Pierce your nose or tongue? Ehh nose it okay for some people but... I've always found tongue piercings more attractive.
1. Sun or moon? Moon of course! I ain't a moonchild for nothing!
1. What time is it? 11:09 PM.
THE NARUTO SURVEY! NARUTARDS UNITE!
1) Who is your favorite character(s)?
Kakashi, Shikamaru, Itachi, Sasuke, Neji, Naruto, Sakura, Gaara, Chouji, Hinata, Deidara
2) Who is your favorite pairing(s)?
SasuSaku, NaruHina, ShikaTema, NejiTen, sorta ShikaIno
3) Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan?
4) Ever cosplayed Naruto characters?
No, but I so want Temari's outfit and her fan!
5) List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise.
I have a video game, a manga, a movie, some fanfictions I wrote, a few drawings... thats about it... I is a horrible fan...
6) Have you ever felt you were destined to be with a Naruto character?
...No, that would freaking weird, even for me..
7) NaruHina or KibaHina?
NaruHina. Though KibaHina can be cute.
8) SasuSaku or SasuNaru?
SasuSaku. I HATE yaoi!!
9) Which team is your favorite?
The original Team Kakashi.
10) Do you support the Obito theory? (Tobi=Obito)
Tobi confirmed that he's Madara... though I've read things that make it seem possible...
11) Do you support the 'Yodaime is Naruto's father theory?
Since he told him that himself inside Naruto's mind, I have to say yes. Besides, it's quite obvious.
12) Your favorite Akatsuki member?
Itachi, cause he kicks ass and ain't really evil.
13) Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke?
Pro, but I'm starting to get anti urges. God, that dude can be such an dickwad sometimes.
14) Have you seen all of the Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)?
As many as I can with Cartoon network...
15) Have you read all the chapters so far?
16) Do you believe Naruto has ADD?
That would be a big... DUH!!
17) Sub or dub?
Sub. Cause I like to hear the sarsasm in english. Not try to understand what the heck is so funny about what they said.
18) Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura?
Pro, because she's insanely strong and can keep Naruto on a leash and get away with it.
19) Tobi= Annoying or funny?
Annoying as hell but hilarious too.
20) Do you even know who Tobi is?
Isn't he Uchiha Madara, one of the founders of Konoha?
21) Gai= Sexy beast or ugly nerd?
UGLY!! UGH THOSE EYEBROWS ARE ENOUGH TO GIE ME NIGHTMARES!!
22) Which character would be the best cross dresser?
Haku, he pretty much is a crossdresser.
23) Rock Lee= Weird or awesome?
Awesome! Though very wierd too...
24) Which character would be the best OOC?
Gaara! I think it be hilarious for him to be a glomp happy, dorky, ramen loving, easily angered, ninja that carries around a teddy bear and pouts to get his way.
25) Do you like Naruto fan fictions?
No I don't. I FREAKING LOVE THEM!!
26) Do you write Naruto fan fictions?
What else would this account exist for? Duh.
27) Do you like lemons?
If it's damn well-written, and not just random porn with characters happening to have the same names as the Naruto ones.
28) Do your parents know about the Naruto characters?
My parents and Naruto? You'd have a bigger chance seeing mom actually LIKING my dad. Seriously.
29) Have you ever watched the Naruto Abridged series?
30) Have you seen the Naruto Ultimate fan flashes?
Yes, some of them are pretty funny.
31) Have you ever got someone else hooked on Naruto?
I got a cousin of mine hooked... though she calls me the one who's MAJROLY addicted. Pft whatever. =P
32) Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and someone recognized it?
Nah. Not very many people I know watch it. And those who do don't normally sit next to me..
33) Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and your teacher came up to you and say 'WTF is this?'
No. I is a good girl so the teachers don't check to see what I'm up to. Which most of the time is reading a book.
34) Has Naruto affected your life and grades?
35) Are you broke thanks to Naruto?
Thank god I'm not. Otherwise my mom would laugh at me when I asked to borrow some money.
36) Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise?
Hell no. I mean JIRAIYA wrote it! The king of pervs! -mental image- ...O.O... -faints-
37) Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory?
Nah seriously the one pulling the strings is Madara Uchiha.
38) Do you draw Naruto fan art?
Sometimes, when I'm really bored, though I fail... I EPIC FAIL!
39) Is Sasuke still sexy in the second stage of the curse seal?
40) Do you have a Naruto OC?
Yup. Though I suck at Japanese names. Mines Angel Demi.
41) Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life?
Oh my... I have to go get a life... which is something my friends keep telling me...
42) Do you look like a Naruto character? If so who?
Nope. But I act like a mix of Hinata, Sakura, Temari, Tenten and Ino.
Instructions: Put your ipod or music player on shuffle and copy down the song. It's like for a movie version of your life.
Waking up: Down With The Sickness (Disturbed) Wow… really?
First day of school: Haunted (Evanescence) Huh… okay then.
Falling in love: The Unforgiven (Metallica) Uhm… not going back to ‘The Unforgiven’ there is a reason he’s that way.
Fighting: Damaged (Danity Kane) Yeah one of us will be…
Breaking up: Song of the South (Alabama) Yeah I guess some of the lyrics fit..
Driving: Mama I’m coming Home (Ozzy Osborne) Yay, home!
Flashback: Love Song (Sara Bareilles)
Mental Breakdown: Promises in the Dark (Pat Benatar) I guess I was thinking about my ex…
Getting back together: Parasite (Disturbed) Why am I doing this?!
Wedding: Rock You Like A Hurricane (White Snake) Haha wild wedding night anyone?
Birth of a child: Girls Just Wanna Have Fun (Celine Dion) I guess it’s a girl?
Final battle: Piece of Me (Brittney Spears) Uhm…..?
Death scene: Your Gonna Miss This (Trace Adkins) Yeah, I’ll miss it.
Funeral: Cha Cha Slide (Casper) What a way to go out… lol
End credits: Keeps Getting Better (Christina Aguilera) Hahaha okay then.