Jim Ohki
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Joined 11-23-01, id: 130075, Profile Updated: 08-24-16

!UPDATE! New for 08-25-16: Greetings and salutations from Cedar Falls, IA.

HHHEEEYYY! I've been busy with work and writing what I can of late. Progress is slow but it is getting done, as I had to punch through a meet-and-greet clothing descriptor section that took way too damn long to do. There is a reason I don't do them, and now I remember why. It was . . . agony. So, I have roughly fifty thousand words of fic written (three chapters for one, two for the other) that are fairly original as far as plot goes while utilizing characters from premade series.

My newest beef: nothing drives me nuts more than people who want canon personalities in fanfiction. Uh, no. It doesn't work that way. All fanfictions, unless they plagiarize canon, are AU and thus personalities are different due to the changed circumstances. I'm sorry if this makes you mad, hurts your feelings or whatever but I really don't care. If you want CANON, go read/watch it. I write primarily crossovers, and thus because circumstances are wildly different from canon the personalities are changed.

Well, that and some I just don't like I.E. Kishimoto's Naruto. Really, if we acted like him in the real world we'd be sent in for a psyche evaluation for delusions of grandeur and mental retardation. It's a cruel, crude way of saying it yes but it is the truth. Therefore my writing style reflects this as I tend to make him a little more cynical and jaded while showing that he has a heart of gold. Most authors I see do this too, since that awful personality in canon is just too . . . well, stupid to stick with.

All right, enough rambling. Back to work so that I might get something out this year. Maybe.

4/16/16:

There should be a rule about age limits for authors. Some of us can write clean gen fics, after all.

What brought this on is a story that I have since thrown off of my favorites list is probably going to be scrapped because it was being written by a high-schooler. Really, if you're going to bother trying to write anything either A.) write it all out before posting anything or B.) wait until your education is finished to whatever level you wanted to take it before even starting. I'm getting sick and tired of all of these kiddies suddenly figuring out the real world sucks and pulling dick moves 'cause they 'don't have the time'.

TFB!

I know that this is a hobby. I use it to escape reality frequently since, well . . . the real world blows. Unlike these damn kids though, I'm forever kicking plots around to sell them to you readers. My writing style has changed since 2001 when I started. Sometimes, I write stuff that later on makes me wonder just what I was doing. That's why until I get a fic upwards of ninety percent done I'm not posting anything anywhere. I want you all to have the best product you can for your entertainment, instead of hitting a wall because I made something far more complicated than it needed to be or 'I don't have the time'.

I'm just tired of these lame excuses.

4/2/16:

Yes, I'm still alive. You may have noticed that my favorites has shrunk significantly. This is due to me being fed up waiting for updates, only to get one years later and the author in question simply bails out of a fandom. I can understand that, really. I get that real life takes precedence over this wonderful hobby, oh how I know this. I even get that most of the fics I just deleted from my favorites list don't have an author anymore due to any number of reasons.

It was just time for some housekeeping.

So, announcement time: I've been puttering around several fic ideas, trying to find one that sticks. I've recently taken a shine to RWBY, which reminds me of Kingdom Hearts being a CGI web-anime instead of hand-drawn. It . . . well, it touched me in ways I hadn't felt since the first time I laid my eyes on the Tenchi OVAs (where I got my . . . less than stellar start in fanfiction). I've got two confirmed ideas (ten thousand words plus already, EACH) with two more that I'm kicking the logistics around to see if I can make them work and be believable. They are all crossovers, as the ending of Volume Three . . . it hurt. Pyrrha was one of my favorite characters (not just 'cause she was hot) and trying to stick to canon there . . . I would never be able to do it justice.

Maybe, just maybe, there'll be something new from me here on FFNET. My rant down below? Yeah, the Admins are up to their old tricks in ignoring everything again. I found a . . . piece . . . that is approaching four hundred chapters and has yet to cross the one hundred thousand word count. And it's not a drabble piece either. So, yeah, if the Admins can and will gleefully ignore that, then I can post something kinda off the wall and not have much in the way of worries.

SPECIAL NOTICE: Okay, I have seen the genre "Reading Of . . ." gaining popularity, even though it is essentially MSTing a fic. Any story I post -anywhere, really- will have this same notice that I'm putting here. NO, my stories MAY NOT be part of the "Reading Of . . ." genre. Half the time they are done . . . very much lacking something, like proper spelling. It's kinda nice to see a fic within a fic though. I'm just not wanting my babies messed with.

NEW/OLD RANT:

Thanks a million Admins for screwing this place up so bad that a long-time user such as myself leaves.

So, I can now be found on AO3, archiveofourown.org

You don't have to sign up to read, just like here. I recommend that my fans go there. I am also under the same pen name, only with underscores instead of spaces. Look for Jim_Ohki.

Also, I have started the process of getting some Invitations so that those that wish to join don't have to wait on the list. Until I get them however, I recommend using the Waiting List as it's a tad faster right now.

Sites my works can be found on:

archiveofourown.org - Invitation required to post, but is open to all to read

hpfanficarchive.com - Fairly self explanatory

adultfanfiction.net - Meh, I might send something over here but as AO3 let's me post NC-17 stuff not likely

Well, there you have it folks. Places I can be found, which have pretty good selections. I am encouraging the old-time authors such as myself to migrate over to AO3 as they allow everything and you can kill anonymous reviews completely unlike this . . . site. Let the kids and yaoi lovers have this place I say.

UPDATE TO MY DECISION TO LEAVE FFNET: There is an author, gitar002, that is posting a stolen story in the Stargate SG-1 Crossover section. The piece in question is https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10741412/1/Harry-Potter-Journey-Through-The-Ages. Many people have reported this theft yet the Admins ARE NOT DOING ANYTHING ABOUT IT. Since this is the case, all authors should be aware that their works are OPEN FOR THEFT, even if everybody reviews it ten thousand times saying it's stolen and/or it's reported as such. This is why I bailed on this place. SAVE YOURSELVES the trouble and migrate to somewhere else. I have invites I can give out to AO3, simply email my Gmail account from HPFanFic Archive.

(Driver) Jim Ohki, heading off to greener pastures.

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Reading RWBY, JNPR, & HAIL by Spirit Soldier reviews
Team RWBY, JNPR, & the golden trio are teleported in a living room to read RWBY, JNPR, & HAIL. Watch as they all read about their alternatives selves and find many surprises in the story, especially how the boy-who-live influence the world of Remnant.
Crossover - Harry Potter & RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 32 - Words: 140,968 - Reviews: 655 - Favs: 664 - Follows: 702 - Updated: 9/19 - Published: 12/29/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Team RWBY, Team JNPR
Look to a Happy Ending by RosesandEdgars reviews
"But the future's looking bleak and the storm is set to rise." They were only second years, and already they were being entrusted with the future of Remnant. Before they were torn apart, STRQ - along with Ozpin and Glynda - were shown a vision. A vision of their children's future. A young STRQ, Ozpin and Glynda react to RWBY.
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,885 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 683 - Follows: 881 - Updated: 9/8 - Published: 2/8 - Summer Rose, Raven Branwen, Qrow Branwen, Taiyang Xiao Long
Naruto: Tornado of Souls by Thayerblue1 reviews
A crossover between Naruto and RWBY. Starts during the Chunin Exams and takes place in the Naruto universe. Main Characters are Uzumaki Naruto and Hyuga Hinata/Cinder Fall, Blake Belladonna and Pyrrha Nikos. See inside for details.
Crossover - Naruto & RWBY - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 87,031 - Reviews: 806 - Favs: 999 - Follows: 1,020 - Updated: 8/24 - Published: 5/13 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Pyrrha Nikos, Cinder Fall
Shattered World by Codename-ShadowFox reviews
Locked in a sealed state as time passed him by, Naruto watched and learned as humanity dwindled and the Earth was slowly corrupted until at last it lashed back through the scourge known as the Creatures of Grimm. Finally awoken from his prison by the desperate calls of nature, Naruto returns to Earth in an attempt to save it and what's left of humanity. OOC Naruto
Crossover - Naruto & RWBY - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 89,718 - Reviews: 677 - Favs: 2,106 - Follows: 2,535 - Updated: 8/23 - Published: 12/6/2015 - Naruto U., Blake Belladonna, Pyrrha Nikos, Neo
Remnant's Maelstrom Shinobi by MothBallz reviews
"School that teaches kids how to fight and kill? Check. People with crazy powers? Check. Shady group of villains with some unknown goal? That's a check. Maybe this place isn't so different after all, eh Kurama?" Our favorite blonde Uzumaki comes to Remnant as a storm brews just beyond the horizon.
Crossover - Naruto & RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 221,717 - Reviews: 2347 - Favs: 3,321 - Follows: 3,674 - Updated: 8/20 - Published: 10/28/2014 - Naruto U., Pyrrha Nikos, Lie Ren, Nora Valkyrie
A Chance Encounter by spectre4hire reviews
What if Harry didn't bump into the Weasleys at Kings Cross on his first day? What if he met another family? A family that knew his parents. This simple encounter will set him on a different path including new friends and new ambitions. Year Three in progress. Includes: Slytherin!Harry, Good!Dumbledore, Conflicted!Snape, & Supportive!Remus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 232,102 - Reviews: 2189 - Favs: 5,699 - Follows: 7,096 - Updated: 5/11 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Harry P., Daphne G.
Naruto: Shifts In Life by The Engulfing Silence reviews
A few small changes can make a world of difference. Knowledge given at the beginning of ones can career can turn a hopeless loser into a shinobi of strength and skill. Differences in a history that have long since passed can create a totally different outcome from what we might expect. This is the story of Naruto Uzumaki. This is the tail of these small shifts in life.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 496,837 - Reviews: 5173 - Favs: 7,389 - Follows: 6,941 - Updated: 5/6 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Naruto U.
Legend of the Silver Shinobi by Kog6943 reviews
Did you know? Every legend was inspired by something. And while not all legends may be true…There are those legends that ARE based on the achievements of real people. Real men and women. People who have transcended all others, becoming something…more. They become a legend...The scary part? Some legends never die.
Crossover - Naruto & RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,812 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 890 - Follows: 1,179 - Updated: 4/3 - Published: 3/2 - Naruto U.
Heart and Soul by Sillimaure reviews
The Dementor attack on Harry during the summer after his fourth year leaves him on the verge of having his wand snapped. Unwilling to leave anything to chance, Sirius Black sets events into motion which will change Harry's life forever. HP/HG/FD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 81 - Words: 751,333 - Reviews: 5975 - Favs: 7,964 - Follows: 6,530 - Updated: 2/16 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D. - Complete
The Good Left Undone by Darth Malleus reviews
The war ends in the worst way imaginable. Naruto, hell bent on revenge, finds it just out of his grasp, but through that loss he finds himself in a place much bigger than home, forming new friends, loved ones and enemies, but his past is not forgotten, especially with the chief cause staring back at him. Nothing is as it seems.
Crossover - Star Wars & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 340,214 - Reviews: 3382 - Favs: 4,690 - Follows: 4,443 - Updated: 2/11 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Aayla S., Naruto U.
Naruto Shippuden: Namikaze's Return Redux! by The Engulfing Silence reviews
Starts right after the Sasuke Retrieval, Jiraiya takes Naruto on a three year training trip. Taking his training seriously Naruto strives to become the best he can and learn everything that Konoha denied him. Naruto/Harem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 392,244 - Reviews: 2588 - Favs: 6,730 - Follows: 5,669 - Updated: 1/29 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Naruto U.
Harry Potter and the Ultimate Force by DarkKing666 reviews
Asgard monitors all issued Prophecies quite closely. Occasionally, somebody needs to step in for some hands-on corrective action...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Oh My Goddess! - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 151,512 - Reviews: 917 - Favs: 2,216 - Follows: 2,270 - Updated: 10/24/2015 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Harry P., Belldandy, Urd, Skuld - Complete
Harry Potter and the Children of Change by T. E. Tanglebrooke reviews
A 73 year old Harry dies in a tragic accident and finds himself in his 15 month old body again. Young!Tonks HP/NT/HG. currently year 3 Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter or the universe he finds himself in.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 62 - Words: 287,371 - Reviews: 3815 - Favs: 6,001 - Follows: 6,840 - Updated: 9/8/2015 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Neo Yondaime Hokage by Psycho G reviews
AU. In battling and defeating Kyuubi No Kitsune, the sealing jutsu unexpectedly sealed away Yondaime Hokage into Naruto. What will life for Naruto be like now that Yondaime is sealed away into him?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 85 - Words: 627,943 - Reviews: 8826 - Favs: 7,337 - Follows: 5,955 - Updated: 8/8/2015 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
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