AU inspired by an omake in HPMOR. 12 years ago, the Fourth Hokage gave his life to seal Kyubey, the Nine-Brained Demon Fox, into the infant Naruto. Now, the time has come for a smarter, more creative Naruto to take on a world in which quick thinking and a solid grasp of strategy are worth a dozen rare techniques, and a brilliant mind can challenge even the deepest darkness.

Kyubey promised that humanity would reach the stars one day. The Incubator tactfully refrained from saying too much about what they would find there.

"A new overlady, you say? She's a little short, although her temper is impressively vile. Oh well. Needs must when needs must. Too long have the lands of Halkeginia gone without true Evil. There are fluffy bunnies and happy ponies all over the place, frolicking! It makes me quite sick! No, it doesn't matter if she wants to or not. Because Evil always finds a way."

Zagreus, Prince of the Underworld, is capable of polite conversation, emotional nuance, and resolving his problems through healthy communication. Kratos, the Ghost of Sparta, is capable of none of those things having min-maxed for all-consuming rage and a talent for murder. Zagreus is going to die a lot. But eh. He's used to it. That's just how family things go.

After TI fic. What if some things went right, and some went wrong? What if nightmares just... never stop? What if after seven years, a soul lies there, agonizing? After a brief episode of blind rage, Asuka leaves to Germany. Seven years pass and one night, the phone rings... AXS. R&R!

Basic medicine and sanitation are simple. During the Warring Clans era, they become revolutionary. [OC-Insert]

Lies have power. They can change a simple-minded believer into a two-faced schemer and a timid follower into a fanatical devotee. They can change a child angry at the world into a man consumed by more than vengeance. But that power is a lie as well.

Crossover between Ghost in the Shell and Neon Genesis Evangelion, placing NERV and the Angels inside post-cyberpunk Japan in 2030. Verbose technothriller.

Captain James T. Kirk Chancellor Gorkon rescues a group of Human refugees from the far side of the galaxy. That simple act of kindness will be the spark a war that ranges across the galaxy and reveal the thinness of the veil that separates civilization fr

The Vindicare Temple is on a hunt for new blood, 2000 handpicked Imperial Guards of specific age, height and characteristic were sent to an unspecified location. 6 hours later, 1977 were sent away, in body bags.

Sometimes it's easy to see the familiar in the faces around you. Sometimes it sucks to figure out why.

A Warhammer Fantasy fairy tale, with all the core elements of a proper example of the art. Which is to say, gore, moral lessons, and very very thinly veiled bowdlerisation of a folk tale that was clearly originally much more sexualised.

WIP An unconscious Iruka forces Naruto to return to the academy for another year. It also marks the beginnings of a prank whose far-reaching consequences will shake Konoha to its foundations.

Reincarnation. In an anime. As a blind Uchiha. You've gotta be kidding me. [OC-Insert]

Contained for your reading enjoyment; a tale of Valeria von Bildhofen's adventures during the summer of 2202 IC, investigating espionage and the politics of the counts in the Age of the Three Emperors.

If you wonder how a muggle saved the wizarding world, I'm the right person to ask: My name is Harry Potter, and I am that muggle. How'd I do it? Well it wasn't easy, and I probably made it harder than it had to be...but it sure makes one hell of a story.

(EPILOGUE posted)Three months after the death of Kaworu, NERV and its people struggle to rebuild. The Children face new challenges, but for two of them the worse thing may just be each other. Amidst the pain and despair, outside events quickly spiral out of control. (For an illustrated version of this story see HYPERFRONT Magazine by Studio Synkai.)

Shinji Ikari finds a boxful of insanity and becomes even more unhinged than before. Somehow, this is A Good Thing. As the grim dark future melts into stark bleak present, upon a throne of tropes humanity might find the savior it so requires. [story RESUMING]

War is coming to Hogwarts, and Harry Potter, fifth-year Ravenclaw, is beset on all sides by enemies unknown, unseen, and unfound…

AU. Harry, Ron, and Ginny send themselves back in time to avoid the destruction of everything they hold dear, and the deaths of everyone they love.

Brockton Bay. A slowly rotting, fog-wreathed city in a decaying world where things lurk in the shadows. And that's what I thought it was even before my powers opened my eyes. I wish I could ignore what I see. I wish I could forget. I wish I could escape. But I can't. The Other Place is always there.

An AU fic, where ninjas are clever and subtle. (Like, you know, ninjas.) Vaguely rationalist, inspired by that one aside in HPMOR.

Sequel to Wastelands! Time has all but run out for Harry Potter. There are no more second chances. No more desperate bids for salvaged redemption. The game has changed, and in the end Harry will learn that the cost of his defiance has never run so high.

Milo, a genre-savvy D&D Wizard and Adventurer Extraordinaire is forced to attend Hogwarts, and soon finds himself plunged into a new adventure of magic, mad old Wizards, metagaming, misunderstandings, and munchkinry. Updates monthly.

A few small changes can make a world of difference. Knowledge given at the beginning of ones can career can turn a hopeless loser into a shinobi of strength and skill. Differences in a history that have long since passed can create a totally different outcome from what we might expect. This is the story of Naruto Uzumaki. This is the tail of these small shifts in life.

It seems to be your typical 'summoned to another world' story. Only, the main character is first stuffed into the PTSD-filled braincase of an ARM Commander, then punted into the one Planet well capable of killing him with its mind. This can only end in tears. Or hilarity. (note:duplicated chapter has been fixed)

Asuka and Shinji struggle to survive in the Post 3rd Impact wasteland. What went wrong? How did the boy who rose to become God plummet down so low? Asuka struggles to unlock his mind and prevent it all from happening again. Rating may change due to language.

A psychiatrist is reborn—and promptly diagnoses the Naruto world as clinically insane. [OC-Insert]

In a world of heroes with powers based on games, of course a school for heroes has arisen! With the start of a new years, new students come together to learn how to become great Gamers and save the world. Louise Valliere sets out to become a great hero. Join her and her classmates as she uses her ability, Overlord, to reach her dream. Level Up!

Sometimes you don't have time to read a quirky, well-received story. Or maybe you have a phobia of clicking between chapters. To solve this problem, My Father Was Secretly A Killer Monkey-Man From Outer Space Abridged Kai was invented: a story with a name so long it doesn't fit in the title box. One chapter per arc, go go go.

Many people have called Gendo Ikari a bad parent throughout the years. However, that's just the product of cultural chauvinism. If you judge him by saiyan standards, his behaviour becomes much more reasonable. A tale of giant robots, punching, and heterodox standards of good parenting.

Admiral Tian Jerjerrod tackles the impossible task of building the second Death Star.

For Halloween, Willow goes as the Mind of a Culture spaceship, and Buffy and Xander, as members of her crew. Then Ethan casts his spell. How will two humans and one small sentient ship, endowed with the heritage of a bright (but apparently fictional) space-faring civilization, respond to the state of the galaxy and world? A "Ship of the Line" multi-crossover.

Sequel to SOA: Through pain, through hurt; through happiness, through love. Shinji and Asuka had it all, and then they lost it all. Third Impact has ended, and now, Shinji and Asuka must grow to love each other as they once did from a time forgotten.

What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?

Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.

This story is about an old retired guardsman, a ragtag bunch of PDF survivors and two Blood Ravens sent on a secret mission. Their fates are sealed together. However, lurking in the depths of space, does some unknowable evil pull the strings? Rated M for violence but probably doesn't deserve it.

The year is 1934, and Superman has arrived in Metropolis. Features Lex Luthor as the villain protagonist as he comes to grips with the arrival of an alien god. Occasional point-of-view chapters/sections featuring Lois Lane. Takes place outside any established comics continuity. Complete. [Content warning: sexual violence, violence, strong language]

Naruto isn’t a moron. Jiraiya isn’t a clueless loser. The Kyuubi doesn’t intend to die. Three simple facts that will change the course of history. Eventual Naruto/Multi

She was a very disturbed child. Terrible, debilitating nightmares. Hallucinations. Hysteria. She never had a chance at a normal life. But now at least Louise has a chance to summon a beautiful and powerful familiar at the Springtime Summoning Ritual. And somewhere else, a seven year old girl cries for release. Contains scenes of a disturbingly moe/disturbing nature

Have you ever considered what it would look like if Nanoha was a horrifically powerful being, constrained by binding which prevented her from accessing her full power, and she was absolutely terrifying. Uh... more so than usual. Certainly a crackfic.

Louise the Zero. A failure even at summoning a familiar. But now she has a second chance, access to power beyond the Void. Soon a new day shall dawn on Halkeginia, its light green and terrible and beautiful. They don't know what's going to hit them. Book I in the Verdigris and Flame Sequence.

Dragon's fire is not so easily extinguished; when Zuko rediscovers a lost firebending technique, shifting flames can shift the world... Follows "Theft Absolute".

Third Impact has come and gone, leaving a dead world behind. Only the being that once was Rei Ayanami remains... until someone shows up who gave Rei understanding of her loneliness in the first place. A minor temporal manipulation later the future is wide open again. What can an Angel do against a world that seems determined to meet its end?

A young Naruto meets two strange men in the woods, with an even stranger story. After agreeing to special training, he finds the path of the true shinobi a bit different than he, or anyone else in the village expected.

Start with Harry Potter, change something, and Harry learns to rock. Irreverent, chaotic, and the more movies you've seen, the funnier you're likely to find it. Expect many cammeos.

The Battle of London ended decades ago. The Hellsing Organization's secrecy ended with it. Now, Integra has sent her successor-to-be on his first mission – to investigate an outbreak in Ireland. Alas, growing up as a medical experiment in a household where his only male role model turns into a teenage girl and eats people might have left a few gaps in Cyril Hellsing's education…

Different times make different heroes. What is the the impact of 100 years of human history? An Alternate Universe, created under the premise that the Angels attacked in 1915 instead of 2015.

A simple game of chance changes the lives of not only the command staff but everybody they interact with

Marvel X-Over: In a world where Third Impact was rejected, Rei gets another chance at life. But when she becomes the host to an alien symbiote with a taste for human flesh, to say her life gets complicated is an understatement. Can she get control over herself, or will she become the most feared monster since the angels? Rated M for violence, profanity, adult situations and gore.

More than two decades ago, Headmaster Dippet made the fateful decision to hire Tom Riddle as an associate Hogwarts professor. And now, at last, Riddle's double life as Lord Voldemort is threatening to bring the Wizarding World to its knees…if only he can convince his students to leave him alone.

Who dares stand between a mother and her daughter's life? Precia will do anything to achieve her goals. Even if it means accepting Fate. First of the Gamesverse series.

While the Domination swallows the Allies' remaining holdouts in New England, a Draka unit discovers something rather unwholesome.

'No no no no no no'. 'Can't run'. 'Always watches, no eyes'. 'Leave me alone'. 'Don't look... or it takes you'. 'Help me.' Shinji already knew all that. He knew it all too well. But there was never anyone there to help. Misato intends to change that. If she can.

Dystopia. Utopia. Mankind's dabbling into the unknowable. But at the end of the world, as the beleaguered forces of humanity stand against uncounted horrors, what can one boy do? And that is not dead which can eternal lie... Rewrite of Aeon Natum Engel. Book II in progress.

DISCONTINUED: UP FOR ADOPTION. "Oh sacred, beautiful and strong familiar!" Let's give her exactly what she asked, okay? -DISCONTINUED-

Uchiha Itachi.Missing Nin, Akatsuki member, mass murderer.He has power, and a lot of it.But after an encounter with the Kyuubi Jinchuuriki, he begins to wonder what the point of it all is.What good is power if you've no good reason to use it? NaruxYugito

Symbiosis noun , from Ancient Greek συμβίωσις sumbiōsis, "living together" : A close, prolonged association between two or more organisms of different species, regardless of benefit to the members.

What would happen if we had everything we ever wanted? What if certain tragedies, in the past, were averted? One would normally think this would make a better world. Some old traumas could be gone. But the new pains could be worse.

What if the War had happened in Lovecraft's universe instead of Nasu's...? Long after Innsmouth's destruction, the last two heirs of the Marsh family enter a seven-way assassination game that might send their greatest wish to Azathoth...or destroy them.

Being a documentary of the interactions of Shinjicus Ikaricus Ineptus, in Halkeginia, the natural habitat of the Tsundere. Narrated by Langley-Sohryu, Asuka, PhD.

She's watching always, Treasure. Come home.

On one hand, a young mage who begged fate for something that would validate her reason for being. At the other, a young man who sought the desolation of his existence. Where they meet, is the terror that would shake the very foundations of magic.-deadfic

Follows The crew of Serenity thru the series, what happens what a certain Furyan looking to rejoin the human race hops on board? Rated M to be safe for later chaps and 'cause its Riddick. CURRENTLY UNDERGOING CONSTRUCTION...STAY TUNED FOR MORE DETAILS.

First fanfic. What happens when one is caught between Anderson, devout religious hunter and Alucard, non-standard vampire, when one is not religious and sure doesn't want to be caught between the two.

An updated version of this story. Many thanks to my many reviewers for the original Fear.

Sakura thought she was a capable kunoichi until she died in the Chuunin Exam. Now she's stuck in a loop, dying again and again while she struggles to understand her strange predicament. How hard can it be to pass one stupid test? Sakura/Naruto/Hinata

This is the anti "second chance" story. Be careful what you wish for, for you just may get it.

From Believe it! to Believe me! Team Lie, the vicious, aggressive, loyal only to each other team of Naruto, Sasuke, and Hinata from my other fic People Lie wind up in a world suspiciously like canon, which is far, far different from their own. AU/TT

AU time travel: The kyuubi no kitsune knew something was wrong, but couldn't put a paw on quite what. However, there are benefits to being a force of nature, including time itself bending to accommodate you. Edited version on AO3!

A take on rationalist Harry.

The Death Spectres of the Adeptus Astartes have served the Imperium for nine thousand years. They are the thin line of resistance between eternal damnation and humanity. Now, one Space Marine finds himself stranded on a world called Azeroth.

A shell shocked but triumphant Harry Potter decides to leave his world behind for another. Someone should have told him that AUs can be really, really different. HP/ X-Men crossover.

Since WH40k is not Grimdark enough, why not make it even more Grimdark? Cue in the Sailor Senshi. It is more crazy than it sounds. Not a crack fic. Formatted Chapters, now finally working on , too; Chapter 9 displayed as 10 contains new content.

The Reego: four AIs made by the Angel of Terror from Rei and Unit 05's mental patterns. The Keiworu: two AIs, made by Kei, blending her and Kaworu without asking him, escaped from SEELE. Australia: a desolate monster-filled hellhole. Good day, mate!

Naruto has deep dark plans for Konoha, but what about Hinata's plans for him? Of course, Hinata has more to worry about than just Naruto. Half the time she doesn't know what's real or not. First she has to piece her life back together

Take a deep breath, count back from ten… and above all else – don't worry! It'll all be over soon. The world, that is. Yet for Harry Potter the end is just the beginning. Enemies close in on all sides, and Harry faces his greatest challenge of all - Time.

A new world is drawn into the Eye of Terror, but when the Chaos force sent to raid it is destroyed, Chaos finds itself up against an enemy it has never seen before. The universe of 40K will never be the same!

In a slight variation on the effects of Free Will, the Angels attack in 2021 instead of 2015. This is not to say people are unprepared. It's just that things tend to go off track when the Scenario is sort of left to ferment.

There are always those willing to sacrifice everything for the greater good at the cost of others.

Side story to NGE: Nobody Dies. Wandering the Dirac, Rei, Go-kun, and their expanding retinue of guests wander the Multiverse, finding their way home. And souvenirs, to. Lots of souvenirs.

Canonised addition to "NGE: Nobody Dies" by Gregg Landsman. "Come in, come in," said the spider to the fly. In retrospect, sending Kaworu to evaluate the potential value of Kei Ayanami, last of the Ree, was not the wisest of SEELE's decisions...

Cognate dependence breeds internecine death.

That is not dead which can eternal lie. And with strange aeons even death may die. Well, now it is the Strange Aeon, and the undying live again. The Evangelion Units may be able to face the Herald-entities, but what of the dangers within? Eva/Cthulhutech. Now complete; see Aeon Entelechy Evangelion for the rewrite.

AU. After Third Impact, Gendo Ikari gets his own chance to go back and change things for the better. But things do not go as planned this time around, either.

People have asked for a sequel with Riley from There's Always A Way... So I got to wondering what someone with his sarcastic personality would be like in Naruto. Warning: This is darker and grittier.

Year six AU. HG, RHr. Harry and Ginny must deal with unforseen consequences of the Chamber of Secrets while Fudge plots to control the Boy Who Lived and Voldemort awakes forbidden, forgotten Lore to wage his war on the wizarding world.

Just as the battle with the 14th Angel takes a turn for the worst, a mysterious red robot covered with drills crashes in from the heavens; changing the course of the fight and the EVA universe forever. Evangelion/Gurren Lagann crossover. Summary within.

Warhammer Story; Imperial Year 1025. My first fanfiction. A traveller lodges at the White Hart Inn, only to find it assailed during the night. Will he escape? What of the other guests? All reviews appreciated. Rated T for violence. Finaly complete.

Fleetlord Atvar, supreme commander of 'The Race' arrived at Earth a few decades later than planned. But it shouldn't have mattered after all how much could Earth change in a mere 800 years, give or take?

There are creatures in the multiverse that should not be allowed beyond their own confines. Unfortunately someone has opened a door that should have remained closed. Thousand Shinji sequel/sidestory

After a series of events following the Third Impact, I ended up in a new world. A world filled with violence, warfare and evil. Empires rose while tribes were falling. It was in this ceaseless turmoil that I have become the Mistress of Tyranny.

Justice. Honor. Destiny. Disgrace. Every fighter fights for their own reasons. But what lengths would they go to for them? What sacrifices would they make? What lines would they cross? As the darkness falls, everything may hinge on the answers.

What happens when the last two people on Earth can't stand each other?

Harry Potter has just received his Hogwarts letter, but really doesn’t want to go. After all, who would want to live on a planet? Especially one where the natives think nuclear energy is high science. And let’s not forget the 42,000 lightyear commute.

A sixteen-year-old Aang wakes up a century after witnessing the destruction of his people to find the war already lost and the world more desperate than ever for the return of the Avatar. AU. Eventually Aang/Katara, Sokka/Toph, Zuko/Mai

Shinji is his father's son, and with a little mentoring from an unlikely source, he will learn the ways of plotting and scheming, along with a few other useful skills. Gendo is so screwed. And so is everyone else. Crossover

Shinji arrives in Tokyo3 to see his father for the first time since his mother drowned and to meet his new fiancee. He is not pleased about being engaged against his will, but this pales when he discovers the role he has been selected to fill...

Chaos is all things. Including those that do not fit the norms of Chaos.

When Togusa is terminally wounded on a mission, he is forced to undergo a full cybertransformation. No longer unique to Section Nine he questions his own worth and his humanity. Togusa must come to realize his new existence and what it means to be human.

GitSEva: Section 9 gets a new recruits, Rei Ayanami, now 30, but her past is shrouded in mystery and the Major hates a mystery. What will Motoko do when she finds out what Rei really is and that the past 20 years have all been a lie?

The war is over. Voldemort won. The light's last hope is a desperate ploy, concocted by an insane genius, that probably won't work anyway. Now Harry must find a way to win a war he's already lost once before.