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Joined 06-14-07, id: 1300786, Profile Updated: 03-17-09
Author has written 49 stories for Naruto, and Soul Eater.

4 Soul Eater fics and 44 Naruto fics

-I did it! I'm in the program. Happi, happi, days indeed. Now if only I could donate blood.-

Alas, poor M.Muffin is no longer icon-ed. Instead the lovely NEW icon was made by the oh-so-awesome Pickles the Great. It's so pretty and muffin-y. Pickles is AWESOME.

But not to worry, my dears, muffins will continue to rule the world. M.Muffin (my previous icon) is a concoction of me and my friend Melissa's. We decided one day (who knows how) that we would dessert-ify all our friends. I became M.Muffin, with Gaara-like powers, but instead of a gourd like his mine are blueberries tied together with licorice and instead of sand inside I've got flour. :D. Melissa is R.Mii Cookie (he he, get it ARMY? Okay. I'm stupid). The cookie has a sort of byakugan type thing. (I’m not really sure how it works) Together the two desserts will rule the world. Previously, this had only been alliance of convenience in which we'd back-stab each other the minute we gained control of the world, but now we have a treaty of peace... (Looks suspiciously at cookie...)

Okay, so as is evident, I'm a little strange, but no worries there, who wants to be normal? Where's the fun in that?

I tend to take on way too many things at once. Multi-tasker galore. That's me.

I also have trouble finishing things I start to do. I'll finish ANYTHING I start to read, but do... My desktop is filled with about... 30 projects (personal projects mind you) that I haven't gotten around to finishing (or in some cases starting). I'm in about...let's just say ten (because I don't feel like counting) clubs, and usually have about four different things going on at once. And that's on a good week.

I am in the IB program and damn proud. It’s an incredibly frustrating high school advancement program. Sort of like AP, but it’s international and focuses and creating well-rounded students. Let’s just leave it at that, because if I truly get started, I’ll never shut up;

I LOVE chocolate. White chocolate mostly. Mm... I'm an honest addict. Ooh and muffins. Yum. 'Specially blueberry ones.

I'm a jewelry freak. Not like real jewelry, but the cheap plastic junk they sell in dollar stores. I have tons of necklaces and bracelets and earrings in my room. I loooove jewelry. And shoes...They're just so...shoe-y.

I say "Dorky" alot. But it's not an insult. I like dorkiness. I love dorkiness. It's so sweet and cute. And it's like an adorable thing to me. Dorkiness shall set thee free.

How lame am I?

Erm...

I’m clumsy. Not a day goes by that I don’t hit myself. I’ve tripped over my own shoes, my own feet, I’ve walked into a wall, I’ve slammed my head against every object known to man, I’ve been hit by every ball there is, I’ve stabbed myself with writing utensils, smashed my feet with books, tripped up the stairs (yes it’s possible), and many other numerous accidents that I can’t recall. And yet, with my amazing grace, I still continue to wear skinny high heels. One could say I’m asking for trouble.

I can't ride a bike. (Everyone makes fun of me for that but, hey, I'm not weird enough to balance about on weird two wheel thingy. I have very poor coordination. Strap me in that and I could kill myself. Okay, not really, but hey)

I'm absolutely terrified of bees. Seriously. I see a bee and I shriek and run in the opposite direction like a maniac. And just to clarify things I don't shriek. Bugs are scary but I can't bring myself to kill them. Honest. I can't kill them. I have the fly swatter in my hand but I can't kill them. Instead I leave my room and wait till they leave if it's a flying bug (only flies don't scare me) or if it's a crawly one, I lure it into a jar and transport it to the living room or outside. I can't kill them. Don't ask me why.

I'm a procrastinator. Okay, okay, I'm just lazy. If the remote to the TV or notebook or really anything I'm looking for is a few inches away from me and I can't reach it without standing I'll do every possible thing I CAN just to get it without moving. I'll try to push it towards me with the nearest long utensil, I'll toe it with my foot, I'll get all twisty and bendy trying to reach it or I'll call my little brother to give it to me. I know, that's REALLY lazy. I'll do my work (eventually) but my laziness really only expands to movement.

I like purple. And blue. And silver.

I like to read.

I'm incredibly forgetful. Seriously. REALLY, really, really forgetful. My friends accuse me of having Alzheimer or sometimes they accuse me of having whatever that blue fish Dori had in finding nemo. Yes, that bad.

Okay, enough random weird facts about me. Let's talk about what I DO write.

Naruto. :D

I also did write Harry Potter for a while (haven't in a bit...), but under a different name. If you wanna check it out its ForbiddenTreasures

So, Naruto...

ShikaTema is LOVE.

SandSibs are LOVE.

My cousin Danny (as crazy and irksome as he is) influenced me into watching/reading Naruto and I'm very grateful to him for that. See! Hah! I do give you credit. :p

I don't really think I write anything funny or am funny but I've been told otherwise, which makes me think my brain's either broken or everybody else's is. I'm betting on the everyone else theory. Last time I checked I was still sane and healthy. But maybe I should check again.

Nope, still sane.

Darn.

And in case anyway cares, bit and pieces of stories I haven't finished, don't ever intend to finish, or just don't want to post HERE will go up on my blog. They're mostly going to be up on LiveJournal, but they'll probably go up Here first on WordPress. I also have prompts (my potential stories) posted up there, so...I guess if you visit it and like one of the prompts and decide to try to convince me to write that one, it may get done faster. Meh. No guarantees, really. After all, I AM me.

HAH! Don't even think about it, buddy! I'm not done! (Apologetic eyes. I'm sorry, please don't go away...)

(Wanna know what's left? :) )

My name, silly goose!

You can call me Jenni. (With an I cause it just looks sooo coool like that!) Or you know, TaintedMoonlight...Or weirdo...Or that wacko that writes those dumb fanfics...

It's all the same to me.

My favorite Naruto characters are (In order of favorite-ness):

Temari --First kick-ass girl I saw in Naruto and still the best. She made a fan her weapon. She's cocky, she's bitchy (in a good way), she's strong, she's proud, she's even sweet and nice in that weird blunt in-your-face crude way. Absolutely LOVE her. (BTW, Saving Jane's song "One Girl Revolution" fits her perfectly I think.)

Shikamaru -- He's lazy, he's smart, he thinks he knows all; what's not to love? And all the chauvinistic old style thinking just makes him so dorky and cute. Plus, he plays with shadows. I mean, shadows are supposed to be bad, you know dark the opposite light, but he's a lazy goody-goody.

Gaara --He's so AWESOME. If you haven't seen this video on YouTube, watch it. It made me fall in LOVE with Gaara. And everything I've seen and read afterwards only makes him better! (Actually that episode were you learn about Gaara's past was the FIRST one I saw, and the one responsible for making me an addict.)

Neji --My friend hates Neji. I think all he need is a little lub. -hugs Neji. Neji looks about in fear-

Kankuro --Hehehe. Puppets. How radical is that? And he's just so dorky.

Hidan--I know, he killed Asuma and that's so sad, but in a freakishly weird way, I just love his character. It's so twisted, that it's just divine. Like cheesecake -- really unhealthy, but you just can't help but take a bite.

Sasori --Again, puppets. That says it all.

My favorite Soul Eater characters are (In order of favorite-ness):

Death the Kid-- He's sooo cool, in a completely dorky kind of way. Who doesn't love a guy who can kick ass but has OCD tendencies?

Soul Eater Evans-- He's just a 'cool guy' like that. Really he's sweet, loyal, intelligent, and careful. Plus he turns into a really awesome like scythe; what more could a girl ask for?

Justin Law-- A priest that's a weapon and is constantly listening to his ipod? :D Amazing. And he doesn't even need a technician to fight!

Maka Albarn-- Incredibly kick-ass girl. Main character. Feminist. It's like seeing myself in the anime. (;p just kidding. I'm not that cool - not even a little)

Medusa-- I think this is the first bad buy that I've ever really liked. She's smart, uber intelligent, tricky, and deceitful. Hell, even when you hate her, you can't help but love her.

Franken Stein-- He likes to 'experiment', he's borderline crazy, he's intelligent, dorky, and powerful. LOVE.

Some Quotes That I Like:

"Imperfection is beauty, and madness is genius. It’s better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring."

- Marilyn Monroe

"The basis of optimism is sheer terror."
- Oscar Wilde

"If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit."

"Sometimes I go into my own little world...but that's okay, they know me there."

-J. Hodgson

"When you come to the edge of all the light you know,
and are about to step off into the darkness of the unknown,
faith is knowing one two things will happen:
There will be something solid to stand on,
or you will be taught how to fly."

- Barbara J. Winter

"Nothing splendid has ever been achieved except by those who dared believe that something inside them was superior to circumstance."

- Bruce Barton

"Some people are runners, and some people are doers. Runners wish they could do. And sometimes, doers wish they could run."

Some Random Funnies I've Found That I Strongly Believe Need Sharing:

"A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking."

"God put me on this Earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now, I am so far behind I will never die."

"I used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead."

"The only problem with mornings is that they happen too early in the day." --Ask anyone who knows me, this is like my life's complaint!

"Retreating! Hell no, we're just attacking the other direction!"

"Smile; tomorrow will be worse." -- I'm a diehard pessimist. Tomorrow's gonna suck worse so let's make use of this sucky day, right?

"Everytime I hear that dirty word 'exercise' I wash out my mouth with chocolate."

"Best friends,

You fight. I fight.

You hurt. I hurt.

You cry. I cry.

You jump off a bridge; I'll get a paddle boat

save your retarded ass."

When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and then just sit back and smile as the whole world sits there and wonders how you did it."

Organized people are just too lazy to look for things. -- Contributed to me by Sorrel-Piedra

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If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you KNOW the voices in your head are real, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you are crazy and/or insane and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that idiotic Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile. (they did in the 80's)

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you're one of the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

My best friend is insane. If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, copy this into your profile!

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever forgotten your own name while introducing yourself copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

92 percent American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it's uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their butts off at the others.

Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! if you believe in GOD put this in your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all: -I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile!

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Naruto (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Neji Hyuga or Itachi Uchiha is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you fill up the tab separators in your binders with doodles/love notes/confessions of love/any other Naruto related thing you can think of about Naruto or the Naruto characters. Crazy is when you can open up Naruto and know exactly which part you're at by reading one word. Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny. Crazy is when you have OSD (Obsessive Sasuke Disorder). Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!". Crazy is when you suddenly start blabbing about gourds and Hero's Water. Crazy is when you start laughing at the term 'cheap plastic' when no one else knows why. Crazy is when you randomly started laughing like a maniac during a test. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

You know you live in 2007 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn’t even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.


Darkgal69 drew a fantastic fanart for my FF "A Stupid Excuse for a Fairy Tale". Click here to look at it. You should look it up, it's absolutely marvelous! She's very talented.

The picture that inspired the fic "What it Takes to Make her Smile" is right here.


Fanfiction Status:

Currently Posted –

Eros & Thanatos = Not regularly updated. Updated whenever I get around to typing up another story for the LJ community 50 shinobi. I try to update once a month.

Aggravation = This one really is updated whenever I feel like it. No connection and no chapters are written beforehand. If you have any suggestions I’ll be glad to hear them.

What it Takes to Win the Game = Sequel to "What it Takes to Make her Smile". I'll try to update it at least once a week.

Written, but Not Typed:

The Horror of Blue & Parties = Absolute and utter nonsense. 95 percent of the plot is my cousin Danny’s. When he acted it out for me it was completely funny, so much so that I felt compelled to put it down on paper. And I did, I just haven’t’ gotten around to typing it up. About the sandsibs, a not-so dangerous Gaara, scary Ino, overprotective brothers, and movie on how Blue from Blue’s Clues died. Yes. It’s very stupid.

ONESHOTS –

Cookie Craving = Gaara wants cookies. Kankurou doesn’t know how to bake. Temari isn’t there. Only hilarity can ensue.

I Have to Try = Angsty, sort of. Temari and Shikamaru have always had a relationship, that isn’t one at all. If only Shikamaru would just let the walls fall down.

Plexiglas Eyes = There’s a reason Shino always wears his sunglasses. And there’s a reason no one outside of the Aburame clan has never seen his eyes. But sometimes when you’re training, things break.

Not Yet Written –

Paradigm Shift – Overthrow = Working really hard to get this one done because I really like, but I can’t seem to get past the first chapter. Basically about how Gaara became Kazekage and the story in Suna that occurred while Naruto was away for two years.

White Sheets = Only have about one chapter written and I have hit a sort of wall. GaaHina. Hinata gets sent to Suna as a sort of foreign ambassador. Suna is unforgiving and will force her to become tougher. She learns a lot about family, herself, and happiness.

Society’s Dame = AU. ShikaTema. Temari is a coarse beauty of the upper-class. Shikamaru is the intelligent scoundrel of the lower class. A theft backfires when Temari discovers it in the process and now she’s being held captive. --Nothing written yet, so far just an idea.--

Love, Growing Up, and All Things Troublesome = One shouldn’t have to explain puberty to a thirteen year old. One shouldn’t have to explain an uncomfortable concept with their younger brother. And one should definitely not have to explain that life for them was pretty much going to end unhappily no matter what they did.

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Snapshots by peppermint quartz reviews
Little snapshots of moments in Shikamaru's and Temari's lives. All short stories or drabbles, all ShikaTema.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 4,477 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 7/27/2011 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Shikamaru N., Temari
Arranged by PSITeleport reviews
Shikamaru has a mission to Suna, which must be completed before Tsunade's death. But there's more in store for him than a six-day round-trip and a paycheck. Shika/Tema Now revised, and with a brand new chapter!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 96,545 - Reviews: 498 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Shikamaru N., Temari
Secondhand Faith by Lellian reviews
Sometimes, peacetime is as harrowing as war when old enemies and not so old friends convene at this year’s Chuunin exams. AU futurefic starring the Sand Sibs, various Otonin and the Konoha ensemble. All at once. ShikaTem KibaTayu NejiTenKank
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 83,511 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 7/3/2010 - Published: 9/4/2007 - Tayuya, Kiba I.
Gravity by Miyori Akurai reviews
-AU- In the dark underworld of assassins and corrupt leaders, Temari had no qualms about doing her job. Yet, somehow she couldn't deal justice to this man. ShikamaruxTemari
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 44,098 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Shikamaru N., Temari
Please Don't Eat Me! by Sarah1281 reviews
On their way home from the failed invasion, Temari and Kankuro attempt to deal with issues related to Gaara's apology, including whether he really means it, if he's going to eat them, and whether Naruto is secretly a cult leader.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,755 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 97 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Temari, Kankuro - Complete
39 Days by Mussimm reviews
A challenge, a deadline and a mission. Fire and Wind are intertwined, the fate of their people will be decided in 39 Days. ShikaTema, NaruSaku. Rating may change.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 52,702 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Temari, Shikamaru N.
Prisoner of the Heart by CrazedAnimeAddict reviews
Sequel to A Demon Called Death. The sand siblings see a newer, more preferred side of Kiele when she awakes with amnesia. But when she begins to remember, Gaara wants to stop it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 51,163 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 11/8/2009 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Gaara
Trickster's King by Eaglefire reviews
Before the Lioness ever picked up a sword, her future husband was a boy in the Lower City, struggling through a hard, common life as he rose through the ranks of thieves and tricksters, destined to become lord of them all. George's story. All of it.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,784 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/22/2009 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Tortall
Can I Come In? by chibi.tantei reviews
Shikamaru pays Temari an unexpected visit. Why? Read to find out. Oneshot ShikaTema
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,775 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Grammar by Mystica83 reviews
Definition: The branch of linguistics that deals with syntax and morphology - and sometimes also deals with sex.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,476 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Deflagrable by Lampazo reviews
It’s apparent to everyone but them even now. Maybe, one day they’ll realize it too. Maybe, they will kill each other before. **Shikatema, AU**
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete
Ruffian by TheRiotess reviews
He vowed to protect his sensei’s unborn child. He promised he would no longer brush off his responsibilities. He said he couldn’t be a kid anymore. Now to prove this…
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 35,561 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 3/20/2009 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Shikamaru N., Temari
Hyugacest : Theme Set by Hiasobi reviews
Neji. Hinata. And the hundreds of possibilities between them. Passion. Control. Death. Lust. Strength. Jealousy. Touch. Sacrifice. Arrogence. Posession. Balance. Love. COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 30,616 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Hinata H., Neji H. - Complete
Rain by Mussimm reviews
Temari's engaged, Suna's in trouble, the Konoha 12 are running to the rescue, and Shikamaru is caught in the middle. How does a man deal with his ally marrying the woman he loves? ShikaTema ShikamaruXTemari
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,155 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Kisoutengai KinYoubi by Mussimm reviews
A missing nin, a squirrel, a chance encounter and... oh dear. It's a body swap story! ShikaTema ShikamaruxTemari
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,985 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/5/2008 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete
Eight Points on the Compass by Nenena reviews
Eight ficlets in response to eight prompts, all with lots of Kid/Liz/Patti goodness. Warning for poly and threesome.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,558 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Death The Kid, Patricia T./Patti - Complete
Madame Matisse's Hat by Nenena reviews
Liz still appreciates the beauty of asymmetry. Unfortunately, her partner does not... with one notable exception. Liz/Kid/Patti threesome implied, if you squint.
Soul Eater - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,632 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Death The Kid, Elizabeth T./Liz - Complete
Aubade by Lotos-Eater reviews
GaaHina. Reader request. "In a rare moment of awareness, it occurred to Gaara that death by sunburn wasn’t something a normal person would have on his mind while staring at his lover."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,427 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Gaara, Hinata H. - Complete
Only Yours by x.loveshiemi reviews
ONE-SHOT. “Why do you insist on calling me Shiki?” cold eyes stared in to her fading red, “Aren’t we close enough for you to call me by my first name?” ShikixRima
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,372 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Senri S., Rima T. - Complete
Heartbeat by Mussimm reviews
She wasn't fooling me. I had seen her turn a square kilometre of forest into firewood. There was nothing modest or sweet about Temari, she was pure destruction disguised by a curvaceous figure and an eloquent tongue. ShikaTem. ShikamaruxTemari
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,510 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/4/2008 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
The Jugglery Of Words by Lampazo reviews
They should know from the beginning, that their usual jugglery of words would lead to something like this.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,659 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Gifts by Hobochan reviews
ShikaTema; Every year Shikamaru gets Temari a gift, and every year, it's not good enough for her. And yet, she keeps them anyway...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
White Wedding by Pickles the Great reviews
It's Temari and Shikamaru's wedding day, and, being April first, there's no shortage of surprises. Oh, what a beautiful day for a white wedding. ShikaTema
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Smile by black.tinker.bell reviews
Sometimes, even the most simple thing is enough.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,261 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
How Can We Fix This? by Pickles the Great reviews
ShikaTema Oneshot They were flawed, they were broken, and they were crying. But they were in love, dammit. T for nondescript sexual references.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,368 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Birthdays by Seynee reviews
Rima doesn't do birthdays. — Shiki, Rima.
Vampire Knight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,870 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Rima T., Senri S. - Complete
Invitation to the Wedding by lord of the land of fire reviews
Shikamaru and Temari are secretly engaged and the big day is coming. They are both eager to begin their new lives together but they are shinobi and nothing is certain. Will they see their wedding day? Not everyone will survive. Shi X Tem, Nar X Hin
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 82,568 - Reviews: 718 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 7/13/2008 - Published: 11/17/2007 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Temari by jocular monoceros reviews
I have never felt as alone as I do now. True, I may be in a place that isn’t home, a place where nobody knows me, by title or otherwise. That’s unusual. Everybody knows me, everybody has an opinion about me...I could never be like them.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,130 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Temari - Complete
An Unknown Engagement by yumi-maki reviews
Please, please tell me I'm dreaming, she prayed silently b4 turning around and cautiously opening her eyes. She let out a small shriek as she saw Gaara sitting in the bathtub, watching her with an amused expression and a smirk on his face. Read 2 find out
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 48,008 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 7/6/2008 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Gaara
All Work and No Play by Lellian reviews
Hey, you try working when Tenten and Lee get it into their heads to be distracting. NejiTenLee.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Selfish by Murasaki Kaida reviews
HidaTema. Temari knows she might well be being selfish where Hidan's concerned.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,108 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Hidan, Temari - Complete
Denial by Midnight Memories reviews
Sabaku no Temari, the strongest woman he knew, had fallen into an abusive relationship. Such knowledge just might send Shikamaru tumbling over the precipice of jealousy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,935 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 5/30/2008 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
A Nameless Fic Because Shikamaru Said So by Oh Dee reviews
Shikamaru thinks high school is troublesome enough without a foreign exchange student. Temari thinks hell is bad enough without a pineapple haired lazy ass. Funny how things work out. ShikaTema AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 72,858 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 5/30/2008 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
The Siren by yumi-maki reviews
AU, 1960's. On an off chance, Shikamaru meets an intriguing singer and gets invited to her show. What happens when he finally takes her up on her offer and goes? One-shot for now.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,311 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Seven Deadly Sins of Suna by Miyori Akurai reviews
Regardless of location, the seven deadly sins are universal. This time, they just happened to appear in Suna. ShikamaruxTemari one shot collection .
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,016 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/17/2008 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Selfish by yumi-maki reviews
A Sand Sibs fic. Set before Gaara becomes Kazekage. Little brothers can be real pests. Temari is reminded of this one early morning when Kankurou asks her for a favour. Ch. 8 Little known fact, Kankurou is the most sensitive of the three.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,133 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Kankuro, Temari
Fireworks by yumi-maki reviews
AU ShikaTema. They met at a party that neither wanted to attend. A chance meeting, a smoother encounter. Five, four, three, two...the wheels of Fate are turning...Sequel to Cyclone. WiP
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,350 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/22/2008 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Temari, Shikamaru N.
Give a Little Bit by InoFan reviews
Shika/Tema. Temari knows what she wants and intends that Shikamaru give it to her.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,021 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Romantic Egoist by IrisEclipsed reviews
AU The boys are forced to begin a host club, but how is it supposed to work when half are antisocial and half are idiots? Doesn't help that certain girls are frequent customers. SasuSaku NejiTen ShikaTem KibaHinaNaru DISCONTINUED
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,735 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 2/18/2008 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Paper Hearts by jocular monoceros reviews
Just a little ficcie for Valentine's Day. Not really mushy or anything. It's almost Valentine's Day but Temari is less than pleased. And it's all because of a little trip to Konoha and a certain lazy ninja. ShikaTema.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,537 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete
Portrait by yumi-maki reviews
Gaara heard laughter coming from the living room, high pitched, melodious laughter, a girl's laugh. He frowned slightly, he hoped that Kankuro hadn't brought back one of his girlfriends. He poked his head into the living room and saw...What? Read to see!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,812 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/13/2008 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Kankuro, Gaara
Just Breathe by yumi-maki reviews
Contrary to popular belief, Ino is a good girl. That is why those missions hurt her the most.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 899 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Ino Y., Sakura H. - Complete
Operation: Hunt Shikamaru Down! by Cyberwing reviews
SHIKAxTEMARI-Things were never this troublesome...until she came along...ugh...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 61,033 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 1/30/2008 - Published: 12/19/2004 - Shikamaru N., Temari
Keeping Childhood's Creatures by inkvoices reviews
Luna nods and smiles, because Mum always understands these things.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,741 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Luna L. - Complete
Fishnets by Lady Emerald Star reviews
“What’s wrong with fishnet?” ...Oh, the conversations with which Temari traps Shikamaru. Poor boy never saw it coming. Oneshot. Rated for some language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,657 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete
Martyr by Diamond Mask reviews
I have a secret, blondie. And I want to share it with you before you die. Hidan x Temari.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,580 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Hidan, Temari - Complete
Deleted Scenes of Twilight by prettypinkbookworm reviews
These are a few oneshots about the Twilight series. Jasper feels a surge of Southern pride and refuses to say the pledge. Alice is accused of being anorexic. Carlisle recieves an interesting request. See what happens... Chapter 9 now up!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,029 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 12/27/2007 - Published: 9/13/2007
Hating Her by jocular monoceros reviews
Rumour has it in Konoha that Yamanaka Ino and Sabaku no Temari hate each other. But is there any truth in what they say?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,829 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 24 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete
The Whipped and the Fearless by FaeSoDivine reviews
shikatema naruhina Drabbles or oneshots about everyone's favourite couple, Shikamaru and Temari! Also, one chapter about naruhina. Chapter 7: The quiet times were the best.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,789 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/23/2007 - Published: 11/21/2007 - Shikamaru N., Temari
Tension by yumi-maki reviews
This is the missing scene from the Chuunin exams arc which explains what happened after Temari found Kankurou in the forest after his fight with Shino.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,057 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/12/2007 - Temari, Kankuro - Complete
Shade after shade by Pink Colour reviews
OS [Temari centric] She is a girl, born in Suna, brought to be strong. There is only one possible path for her. Or so she thought. Until Konoha.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,664 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete
Of Sand and Sermons by Diamond Mask reviews
Hidan realises that perhaps a practical demonstration of his religious beliefs isn't the best way to convert someone. Hidan x Temari. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,427 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Hidan, Temari - Complete
Three Days by Lotos-Eater reviews
The Nara doth protest too much, methinks. [ShikaTema, lime lime !lemon!]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,185 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 45 - Published: 11/21/2007 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Courageous Devotion by Haileyamandar reviews
Sometimes a person loses themselves in their own courage so much that it becomes the main source of their fear. But when we hear our fears voiced out loud, that can be enough to bring us back. Thankfully, Temari has Shikamaru for that. Shippuuden oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,536 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Invitation to the Chunin Exams by lord of the land of fire reviews
Sequel to Invitation. Temari and Shikamaru are secretly engaged and each facing new challenges. The Chunin exams have begun and chaos reigns as ambitions and goals clash. Not everyone will survive. Shika X Temari, Naruto X Hinata
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 108,118 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 11/10/2007 - Published: 9/5/2007 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Seven Deadly Sins by Dark Duchess and Shadow Queen reviews
Temari contemplates how likely it is that she's going to hell. ShikaTema oneshot. Rated for safety.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 298 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Fan Dance by Rilina reviews
The making of a kunoichi. Temari gen.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,415 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/25/2007 - Temari - Complete
Women's Intuition by Mystica83 reviews
Never underestimate the power of a smart woman. [Part One, AsuKure]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,001 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/19/2007 - Asuma S., Kurenai Y. - Complete
Death of a Comrade by yumi-maki reviews
A short story about what might have happened had Chiyo not been quite so kind. Temaricentric
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 642 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Published: 10/18/2007 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
Konoha Club Kids by Mordred LeFay reviews
Konoha's first nightclub opens on the weekend of Shikamaru and Ino's 20th birthdays and almost everyone including the Sand sibs are there! Wackiness ensues. ShikaTem lemonlime, NejiTen, implied NaruHina and KankuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,633 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/18/2007 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Complete
Revenge Is A Dish Best Served With Pudding by michelle-31a reviews
Set during OotP, Ginny tries her best to persuade Luna to stand up to her brothers teasing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,119 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Luna L., Fred W. - Complete
Kvæle by Novocain reviews
Katara stayed exactly where she was – flat on her back, staring at the stars but not seeing them. She doesn't care anymore. There's no hope in the world. For the world.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 918 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/19/2007 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Schooled by Shika's Rape Victim reviews
[ShikaxTema]For an eighteen year old,she sure didn't know much.Good thing he was always around.But maybe if he shut up,she could teach him a few things.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 473 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
50 Ways to Say I Love You by Mordred LeFay reviews
Modeled after the LJ 1 sentence community sentence fics see the two in my faves. ShikamaruTemari.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,674 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Kicking Up Sand by riversrunthroughme reviews
“Huh...wet, battered and through my chakra deprivation, that was kind of sexy.” Which, really, is just an odd thing to say to some one you've only just offically met. [NejiTemari]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,660 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Neji H., Temari - Complete
Funny Facts and Not So Silly Stories by riversrunthroughme reviews
Team Guy was created under the influence of nostalgia, malice and some level of intoxication on the part of the people present. For some reason this wasn't viewed as a problem. [Team Guy love]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,693 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/27/2007 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Invitation by lord of the land of fire reviews
The sight of his tears led to an embrace, the embrace led to an invitation, and an invitation can lead anywhere. Shika X Tem. My first story, please enjoy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 84,416 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 8/24/2007 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Mother of the year by Suiri reviews
Temari finds herself the unwilling mother of a five year old boy.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,085 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Temari - Complete
Think I'm In Love by uchiha.s reviews
[AU] [Oneshot] [ShikaTem] Usually Temari's dealings with men involve her glowering and them scampering off as fast as their legs can carry them in the other direction. So why is this guy giving her his phone number?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,194 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Shikamaru N., Temari
Work by Jak102 reviews
ShikaTemari. How would you get out of doing work?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
A Leaf Amidst the Sand by Miyori Akurai reviews
Shikamaru would have never known a simple extended mission in Suna would turn out the way it did. It would be a troublesome next few months indeed. [ShikamaruXTemari].
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 49,010 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 6/12/2007 - Published: 3/15/2007 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
The Tease by IrisEclipsed reviews
[Twoshot] She has him pinned against a wall and he can't get away. [Shikamaru x Temari]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,738 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 3/23/2007 - Published: 3/20/2007 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete
Her Baby by Marochre reviews
OneshotShikaTema For a thirteen yearold, he was certainly a good conversationalist. And a good kisser. Oh god, she really was a monster.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 766 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/10/2007 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
To Follow a Flagnort by Girl With a Pearl Earring reviews
It's a well known fact that Luna Lovegood believes in the existence of strange creatures. But when one of those creatures comes to life before her eyes, Luna embarks on a new quest, accompanied by two very unenthusiastic people. K plus for teen romance.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,192 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/18/2006 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
Nothing Like That by GrimmZ reviews
Yet another ninja play, we still dont know what they're about. Now the team needs to save Konoha and Suna from war with their mad acting skills! Taking swings at Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Star Wars and more [ShikaTema]Sequel to Something Like That
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,504 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 12/14/2006 - Published: 10/31/2006 - Temari, Shikamaru N.
Cloudless Sky by x Ino Fan x reviews
When the Akatsuki capture Shikamaru and blackmail him to join them in their scheming, Shikamaru is shot down into a place that he would never fit into, that is, until a certain kunoichi risks her life to change him back...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,903 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 11/28/2006 - Published: 10/18/2006 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Something Like That by GrimmZ reviews
It is a romantic ninja play and no one is really sure what it's about, when the leading lad and lady fall ill it is up to poor Temari and an unwilling Shikamaru to save the day. [T for language]ShikaTema
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,555 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 10/16/2006 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Shikamaru N., Temari
Synaesthesia by DrerrRedclaw reviews
Being a genius has some downsides. ShikaTem, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,336 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/1/2006 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Tsuris by NessieGG reviews
They played each other every time, both physically and mentally. [Shikamaru x Temari. One shot.]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,768 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/1/2006 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Airless by NessieGG reviews
This was not the type of assignment that Team Gai specialized in. 'There's something else you should know about the Grass nin...' [NejiTen, one shot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,944 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/31/2006 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Semantics by Xenoglossy reviews
Shikamaru, Temari, her brothers and the practical semantics of love. ShikaTem
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,296 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/4/2006 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Little Green Leaf by Ninja Shen reviews
...Fine. If you wanna die so bad, it's your call. But you gotta prove to me you're worth the effort. I'll let you fight my sister... but first, you gotta get through ME. Kankuro x Tenten [finished]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,591 - Reviews: 658 - Favs: 938 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 10/29/2005 - Published: 11/10/2004 - Kankuro, Tenten - Complete
Gravity by Chevira Lowe reviews
(More like PG-15, oy) ShikamaruxTemari. Abundant fluff and near-smut. Because it's not how you win, it's how you play the game.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,916 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/4/2005
Perceived With the Senses by kimi no vanilla reviews
The puppeteer isn't there, he's just part of the scenery. Kankurou's morning musings.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/20/2005 - Kankuro - Complete
Blue Cotton by Mystikat reviews
Two girls in confrontation. Who’s the victim? [Tenten, Temari]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 338 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/3/2004 - Tenten, Temari - Complete
As Told by Hikari by Seinaru Kibou no Tenshi reviews
(COMPLETE BUT NEW EPILOGUE!) When Miyako asks Hikari to come with Ken and her on a double date, she invites Takeru to go with her as a friend. But is she herself able to keep it platonic? (Traditional Takari inspired by 'As Told by Ginger')
Digimon - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,393 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/25/2002 - Published: 6/1/2002 - Hikari Y./Kari K., Takeru T./TK - Complete
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Of Words and Fire reviews
--AU---Fires are interesting sorts. They burn, they flicker, and they provide warmth. Sure, they can be destructive, but they can create too. So let the flames swallow what they may, and let's see what the result shall be. ShikaTema -- M for swear words
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,423 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 6/9/2009 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Temari, Shikamaru N.
This is More Than Just Temporary Insanity reviews
It's a tangled mess of need, lust, and a blind desire for some screwed up relationship that digs into one's skin and boils one's blood. They're killing each other, while serving as their only source of oxygen at the same time. --Collection of oneshots--
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,070 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/20/2009 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Franken Stein, Medusa G. - Complete
Eros & Thanatos reviews
Just because you don't pay much attention, doesn't mean that she doesn't shine and rust like the best and worst of us. --Collection of oneshots centered around Tenten--
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 17,427 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Tenten
Aggravation reviews
The funny thing about them, is that regardless of how perfect they are together, they still cause each other a large amount of aggravation. -collection of ShikaTema drabbles and oneshots. Status always 'complete' because each chapter is a separate story-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,786 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 1/20/2009 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete
What It Takes to Win the Game reviews
--AU-- The curse is gone, the danger is moot, but nothing ends happily in a magical route. Fairies have trouble with their rulers and governments too, and currently, the ones in charge are not too happy with humans mixing in their world. -SEQUEL to WiTMS-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,791 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/31/2008 - Published: 9/26/2008 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
What it Takes to Make her Smile reviews
--AU-- Not every fairy lives a happy life. Not every curse is made to last. Not every girl is doomed to laugh. They say she cannot smile for if she does, then she must grant any wish her jester chooses to bequeath and her life will fade with every wish.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,449 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/4/2008 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete
The Mechanics of Friendship reviews
Someone's pregnant. Someone's pretending to be pregnant. Someone's upset. Someone's annoyed. Through it all, the mechanics of friendship, are still pretty much a mystery. But, it doesn't matter so much how it works so long as you know it works.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,982 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Temari, Ino Y.
Monophony reviews
It would be nice if he could hate her, he mused. Easy, real easy…Too bad things weren’t that way. --Rated M for Tayuya's mouth--
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 751 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Kiba I., Tayuya - Complete
Here and There reviews
Temari had specific ideas on what should and should not occur on a birthday. Naturally, Konoha just had to choose to do all the things she would dislike on such a day for her... Oh, boy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,984 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete
The Standard Steps for Problematic Situations reviews
It's hard to draw the line between Kazekage and brother. ---ShikaTema---
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,646 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Temari, Gaara - Complete
Cornerstone Friendship reviews
How Black Star became Maka and Soul’s friend. Meeting a star does for unforeseen situations.
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,921 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Black Star, Maka A. - Complete
The Fight of a Lifetime reviews
Shikamaru knew he wanted no troublesome woman in his life the minute he was smart enough to figure out he would need a woman in his life at some point. He knew this and he was even willing to fight the one woman he wanted more than anything in the world
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,880 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Worst of Days reviews
A friend can make even the worst of days seem not so bad.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Chōji A., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Lines of an Overprotective Father reviews
Was there every any particular reason Death Scythe seemed to dislike Soul Eater Evans hanging with his daughter so much?
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Waiting reviews
Medusa can wait for him. She's rather patient when it comes to she wants.
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 342 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Medusa G., Franken Stein - Complete
His Name Was reviews
Death. The kid. Death the kid. Who was he? Was he just 'little death? Was he just death, the kid? Death the kid. That was his name. Until he met Liz and Patty.
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,676 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Death The Kid, Elizabeth T./Liz - Complete
A Stupid Excuse for a Fairy Tale reviews
Princes aren’t real, but demons are; kingdoms fall, but others are discovered. The heroine shines and everyone else dulls. Modern day fairy tales are hard to come across and this one isn’t one at all. --AU--
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,954 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/3/2008 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete
Shrinked! reviews
The worst idea in the history of worst ideas, this was going to be, but Tsunade allowed it, only for the sole reason that it would provide prime entertainment. In which the young shinobi are sent to have a weeklong session with a shrink...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,631 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 6/1/2008 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Complete
When I Was a Little Girl reviews
It happened that she didn’t understand things anymore. It happened that things didn’t connect anymore. It happened that things changed, she changed, and the world just wasn’t the same.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Temari - Complete
Luck is NEVER On My Side reviews
There were some mornings when she woke up, that she just hated herself. --A friendship fic--
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,947 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete
It Clicks reviews
Some things are just WORTH it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,901 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete
Upside of Sickness reviews
Good things can happen when you're ill...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,963 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Sand reviews
-- “I’ve come to a conclusion, Nara.” She said suddenly. -- Whoever thought those simple words would be the catalyst that would change his entire life. And really, all in the course of twenty minutes.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,204 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete
Our Stupidity reviews
This was the only mission --the only order-- she had ever refused.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,325 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
What We Discover reviews
There are some things in life you have no control over, and family is one of them. Hating them and despising them is ridiculously easy. Loving them and caring for them is infinetly difficult. Sometimes love is irrational, but sometimes, it's all you need.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,661 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/10/2008 - Published: 1/14/2008 - Temari, Gaara - Complete
I Want a Family reviews
Birthdays. Pfft. She could do without them. She always had. But...at times she wished it could be different. She wished she could have a family. One that would celebrate the day with her; one that would love her. But that was just a stupid dream...Right?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,520 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Tenten, Lee R. - Complete
Cursed to be 'Mom' reviews
Sometimes she just really feels left out of the loop. She's not their buddy, partner in crime, or comrade. To them, she's more like a mom. How lame is that?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,409 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Tenten, Kiba I. - Complete
Types of Coercion reviews
Sometimes it feels like all there is when it comes to women is manipulation. Then, he's proved wrong by he woman who ALWAYS proves him wrong. Troublesome...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,934 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete
It's a Shame, Really reviews
Sometimes plans get skewed. Sometimes thing just don't go the way the should. It's a shame, really, the way these things seem to work out.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,428 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete
Slowly I Learn reviews
Everytime I'm with you, I learn. And that time we laid there, talking the night away, that's when I knew... That's when I knew I was in love.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,843 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
What Really is 'Yummy' reviews
Yamanka Ino and Sabaku Temari have verry different perceptions on what makes a man attractive. Ino tries to discover just what Temari finds Yummy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,765 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete
Liar, Liar reviews
It's easy to hide behind anger and indifference. It's easy to lie when you're pretending. It's just plain easy to lie. But lying is much harder when your body betrays you and fear invades you.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,739 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete
All the Things reviews
Temari has meant many different things to Shikamaru over the years. Troublesome things. Annoying things. Things that give him a rather large migraine. Things that that that...that he's glad he had the chance to see...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Because it's Better in Suna reviews
Nara Shikamaru doesn't really like Christmas. He thinks it's one of the more troublesome holidays there is. Temari is determined to change his mind. So Shikamaru is spending Christmas with Temari and her brothers... IS it better in Suna?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,852 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/23/2007 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Hina reviews
Family is a complicated thing. Family isn’t always family. And luckily sometimes family IS a good family. Especially when you have news like this to deliver… The silence of the Hyuuga compound isn’t really unsettling, because it’s not really silence at al
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,890 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 42 - Published: 12/18/2007 - Hinata H., Hanabi H. - Complete
Having to Think and Liking to Think reviews
It's all the thoughts in his head that make the day more tedious, but the thoughts concerning HER aren't so bad. He could live on the thoughts concerning her. He could live just sharing thoughts with her. Living isn't quite a chore with her...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,460 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete
Winds of Truth & Sands of Change reviews
100 drabbles about Gaara, Kankuro, and Temari. All they needed was to see the truth, to move beyond the lies and tales they’d been told so they could become the family they should’ve been. The family they had always wanted. Loneliness gets hard…
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 17,431 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/10/2007 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
Everyone's Eyes reviews
They could deny it all they wanted to. They could refuse to admit it to anyone. They could do anything they wanted to...Except maybe hide the truth from everyone else. When you love someone, you know. When you're IN LOVE with someone, everyone else knows.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,334 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/2/2007 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete
Given Poison reviews
She wants to live. She wants to be who she knows she is. She wants to prove she can because she CAN. She knows she can. She wants to live. And she want to die, the way SHE chooses.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,327 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/28/2007 - Temari - Complete
Pieces of Broken Glass reviews
Glass. Glass. Glass. Everything she saw and touched was glass. Feeling in such a world was dangerous, and she knew. She knew well... Thousands of unshed tears. Because Temari cares so much more than she lets on.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,218 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/21/2007 - Temari, Kankuro - Complete
Shinobi Sin reviews
It's the dark creeping terror of his actions that consumes him whole. Or it will, at one point or another, he knows that all the things he's done will destroy him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 917 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Shikamaru N. - Complete
Makeup reviews
Beauty is not attained from mixes of pig fat, dye, and chemical nonsense. Real beauty lies in a certain je ne sais quoi that can only be achieved by being yourself, but maybe it's harder for some people to understand that than it is for her.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,719 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Temari, Ino Y. - Complete
Letting Her Win reviews
Nara Shikamaru loved to see her win...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Since Long Ago reviews
Temari and Shikamaru’s relationship was one a long time coming. One that started since LONG ago
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,335 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/17/2007 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete
Watching reviews
Shikamaru has learned mostly everything of value from watching. He watches and learns, but the most important thing he's ever discovered from watching, he learned from watching her.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
So Extraordinary, It's Boderline Crazy reviews
Temari KNOWS she doesn't blush. Temari KNOWS she isn't a pathetic lovesick floozy. Or at least, that's what she had thought. Because now Temari is beginning to feel like she KNOWS...absolutely nothing. She might even resort to asking her brothers..
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,467 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/26/2007 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete
Signs of Attraction reviews
Everyone knows Nara Shikamaru is a genius, they've just never be able to discover the extent of his intelligence. Who would've thought he would know something like this?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 795 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/13/2007 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete
Akin to Love reviews
Love is a stupid thing that last about three and a half years, replaced by the ability to tolerate someone. Love is moronic. I don't love you.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,849 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
When Clouds Laugh reviews
All she hears anymore is the incessant laughter of the clouds and the cruel voices in her head. All there is anymore is pain, so she tries her hardest not to feel. --Lighter than it sounds.--
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,752 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete