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User name: whitefang245

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My name is Sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm sradishing to cry.

He finds me weeping

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I finally get free

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He's already locked it

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He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

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With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

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His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

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Hi, my name is Kazu.

I like Writing and I like Athletics.

I am running down the road

I suddenly tripped over.

I come home with a scatch on my knee.

My mummy begins to worry.

I tell her I am fine.

She sighs and says ok.

I am at school.

When suddenly I fall and hit a tree.

I am sent to the sickbay.

Then I am sent home.

Mummy takes me to the doctors.

The doctors tell mummy something.

Mummy starts to cry.

I tell her it's ok.

I'm not going to die.

She tells me I am starting.

Starting to be slower.

I don't know what it means.

But I have become sick.

I tell mummy it's ok.

I will become better.

Mummy starts to cry.

Do I have cancer?

Mummy says no.

Then what do I suppose.

As a year had past.

I struggle to walk.

My speech is getting slower.

It's hard for me to talk.

My friends like to help me.

My classmates like to run.

But I have to sit down.

And watch them have fun.

Then one day my teacher.

Comes to see mummy.

Daddy comes out.

And starts to get all snotty.

The teacher tells my parents.

I can no longer go to school.

My motion is too slow.

I ask the teacher slowly.

I am sorry I am useless.

I start to cry and beg her.

I want to go to school.

The teacher gives a smile.

And tells me she is sorry.

The school cant really help me.

The words were so cruel.

The day I had to leave.

My friends and classmates cried.

The boys upon the windows.

Wave to me goodbye.

I smile and sit in the car.

I am taken to a school.

A school with special people.

Just like me and you.

I start to have some fun.

I made a lot of friends.

As many years passed again.

I talk too slow to understand.

I cannot run anymore.

And I struggle to even stand.

I cannot write in my diary.

My motion is too slow.

Then one day I am sent.

To the hospital again.

Now many years have passed.

I lie in a warm bed.

I cannot move my body.

I cannot move again.

I talk very slowly.

I cannot move my head.

My mummy sits there crying.

My daddy looks depressed.

I ask my mummy sadly.

Am I going to die.

My mother holds my hand.

Yells and starts to cry.

A few more years later.

I have to shut my eyes.

I cannot talk or move.

I seem to have died.

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If ever you need me by Summer Rising reviews
A series of slice-of-life oneshots about the members Fairy Tail. Chapter 67 - Wendy starts at a new school and meets an interesting group of upperclassmen. Rated T for language.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 67 - Words: 126,911 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 2/21 - Published: 10/7/2013 - Erza S., Gray F., Natsu D., Wendy M.
Walking Back by Spyrkle10 reviews
Shinigami is tired of waiting for two specific souls to dissolve, and decides to let them watch the consequences of their actions. But they have other plans, and they don't involve being dead. Check the author's note in the first chapter for some additional info. Complete for now, but may be continued in the future.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,556 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 7/6/2016 - Published: 5/27/2013 - [Minato N., Kushina U.] Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Band Verse by Mustsleep reviews
Being a singer for a band isn't easy - include talking about your childhood on a talkshow, an unmedicated Tobi and an advice giving little brother and the whole situation becomes a lot more hectic… at least mentally. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 40,362 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 11/28/2015 - Published: 1/28/2011 - [Sakura H., Itachi U.] Akatsuki, Team Seven
Uzumaki Treasure by Cassie's Bedlam reviews
Time-Travel fic. She appeared out of nowhere, protected by the chakra of a fallen Uzumaki. Uzumaki Mito named her Takara as she was once treasured by an Uzumaki. Takara, who would become her dearest friend. Takara, who claims to remember nothing. Takara, who will change the shinobi world for the Uzumaki who treasured her. Takara with her pink hair and green eyes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 38,045 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 1,291 - Follows: 1,306 - Updated: 5/26/2014 - Published: 10/11/2013 - Sakura H., Mito U.
Stumble by ideophobic reviews
Wherein Sakura learns why growing up among sociopaths is ill-advised. UchiSaku. AU, most definitely. NEW CHAPTERS.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,967 - Reviews: 552 - Favs: 1,061 - Follows: 1,157 - Updated: 5/20/2014 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Sweet Fear by TheCurseDoll-Beelzenef reviews
Fed up with being teased by Gajeel about his fear of thunder, Pantherlily decides it's time for him to find out what the iron dragon slayer is afraid of. One Shot.
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,093 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/2/2014 - Gajeel R., Levy M., Pantherlily - Complete
Blue Hair and Green Eyes - and some other not so normal things by Cavallo Alato reviews
Mariko is Tobirama's fiancée, a girl with blue hair and green eyes. Let's just say the Senju complex is already going crazy with a pregnant Mito, creepy Madara, poor Izuna who gets stuck in his older brother's plans, and Tobirama himself, a man who would rather stay out of all this. But that's okay, Mariko will drag him into it anyway. Series of short stories - Konoha chaos!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 45 - Words: 130,109 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/11/2013 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Tobirama S.
Hidden Sunray by ConvictedDreamer reviews
Naruto had disappeared when he was five years old, leaving his parents to be heartbroken. After years of searching, they had finally found a lead to him. Now they need to find their little lost sunshine again before it is too late... Minato POV, mostly. INDEFINITE HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 41,342 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 575 - Updated: 6/7/2013 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Minato N., Naruto U.
100 Themes: Old Konoha and the Ridiculous Timeline of Leaves by Cavallo Alato reviews
Naturally, husbands cringe when their wives emit that ominous aura of..."her time of the month". Unbeknownst to Hashirama, Mito has more issues than just mood swings. In fact, Konoha has far too many issues, some of them too ridiculous to say aloud, let alone share with Team Tobirama. Ask Danzo. He would know. If only Hiruzen would just shut up, right?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,436 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/20/2013 - Published: 4/5/2013 - Hiruzen S., Hashirama S., Tobirama S.
Daddy Dearest Series by charmed-chan reviews
Ever wonder what our favorite/least favorite characters would be like as fathers well all of them will get a chapter to be daddy to our favorite pink haired ninja. Cute/funny series, about family and fatherhood. vote for the next father!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 30 - Words: 18,892 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 2/7/2013 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Sakura H.
Mrs Sakura ? by Frida-Froz reviews
Sakura goes shopping with Ino, but comes across a weird store. Meeting the hypo but two sided fortune teller Anak. With her spell Anak sends Sakura through a test to see who she really belongs with. SakuXeveryone! R&R! Idea is from KalliopeStarmist!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,474 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 12/18/2012 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
A Story Omitted from the History Books by xXxKimikoxXx reviews
An object of affection to one; an object of obsession to another. Can the power of hatred break the deep ties of love? Hashirama Senju/Mito Uzumaki/Madara Uchiha. Drama. Blood. Violence. Mild Language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,211 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/15/2012 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Hashirama S., Mito U. - Complete
Belonging by Aria Illusine reviews
Modern AU, Sakura is a guy-shy scholarship student at boarding school who becomes manager of a dorm entirely of upperclassmen guys. If it wasn't for the contract she would turn right around and run for it...ItaSakuDei, with some other AkaSaku pairings
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 95,391 - Reviews: 699 - Favs: 632 - Follows: 558 - Updated: 9/14/2012 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
The Brightest Star by Mismoree reviews
In a strange twist of fate, Naruto is sent back in time six months before the Kyuubi's attack. But why? Was it to change the past? To find out the truth about himself? To gain a family? He wasn't sure. He didn't think too deep into it, though. After all, Naruto is only six years old. Time Travel fic, gen.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,541 - Reviews: 570 - Favs: 1,603 - Follows: 1,844 - Updated: 8/24/2012 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Shinobi Hide and Seek by LittleRedAllGrownUp reviews
In the early days of the original team 7 Minato wasn't sure how to show his team the importance of teamwork.Then it hit him. Take care of a helpless child for a few hours.Only problem Mariko isn't helpless,in fact she's Satan's child. Just ask Kakashi XD
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,300 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/11/2012 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
Just ask by LovelessDuchess reviews
Being a broke movie star in need to work you can always count on your hot old friend for help... Kushina/Minato all the way.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,648 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/4/2012 - Published: 10/17/2010 - [Minato N., Kushina U.] - Complete
Tales of the Leaves by Soraya the All Speaker reviews
Stories and secrets of Konoha, dreams and whispers, tears and laughter. A collection of drabbles, mostly Tsu/Jir but there are others. Daily Update, completed.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 365 - Words: 362,950 - Reviews: 2176 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 2/7/2012 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Tsunade S., Jiraiya - Complete
Puppy Dog Tales by ZahreSthr reviews
"Naruto? Did you poopy in your pants?" "No!", Being a ninja means having the word normal chucked out the window; being the parents of one Namikaze Naruto, the term has been tosed half way across the continent. no kyuubi attack, MinaKush
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,825 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 1/18/2012 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Minato N., Kushina U.
you are my sunshine, my only sunshine by literallyshutup reviews
Kushina has always been hopelessly in love with one classmate but when a mysterious and persistant golden boy starts bunking with her, she finds herself caught in middle of the most intricate love web she never could have imagined.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,130 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 8/29/2011 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Minato N., Kushina U.
The Courting of Uzumaki Kushina by Uumak reviews
For Minato, being love sick was hard enough. But being in love with Konoha's Red Hot-Blooded Habanero takes the cake. How can the love sick Minato ever court the fiery Kushina, without getting beaten to death? Minato x Kushina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,911 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Kushina U., Minato N.
The Parent Trap by Neko-Tenchi reviews
When two indenticle boys Kaito and Saito met at camp Konoha for the first time they hated eachother on contact. Untill they found out a secret about their parents. Their plan, switch places and get their parents back together before it's too late.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 151,141 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Stupid Cupid by Orange Sherbet reviews
Last summer, at the End of the Year Masquerade Ball, Sakura found her soulmate. One problem; he was wearing a mask, and there's about twenty guys who could be him. Too bad she has to kiss all of them just to find Mr. Right again.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,241 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Sakura H.
Killers' Love by mesweet735 reviews
The Akatsuki are payed to kill Yasuo Haruno. But what if they fell in love with Yasuo's daughter, Sakura? And what if a man already planned to marry her? Hell broke loose! AkaxSaku. Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,829 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 1/24/2011 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Sake? by bj21 reviews
Ever wondered why Tsunade is such a heavy drinker? Well this is may explain why... XD
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,103 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Tobirama S., Tsunade S. - Complete
Negai ga kanau by Soul-Kit524 reviews
Wishes and Dreams are different. Naruto knows that his wishes will never come true, and his dreams? He can only hope. Abused Naruto,alive Minato,Kushina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 136 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Naruto U., Minato N.
A Mother's Lullaby by Fafnerluver922 reviews
Having to live with such a beast in you. Having to be feared by everyone you see. But there was only one person who understood me. Her caring red eyes,and soothing tone kept me sane. And in my loneliest of times,I hummed her lullaby for company.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 100,337 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/27/2010 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Kurenai Y. - Complete
G r a v i t y by SunshineGirl09 reviews
Moving from America to my home country Japan was never a bright idea. The highly unpracticed but very skillful hobby I excelled in was weaponry, so let's say I didn't fit in. That is until the crew of misfits from the circus took me in for the summer as a trainee. With this unlikely mob, I began to realize that different is good and Neji Hyuuga might not be hopelessly stoic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 85,712 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 10/2/2010 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
GET OUT! by ArAnCaR No. 6 reviews
Non-massacre. When fans begin to drool over little Uchiha Sasuke, the Uchiha Clan gets real immature. Featuring a freaked-Out Fugaku, murderous Mikoto, protective Itachi & Shisui, and a whole clan of overprotective Sharingan-wielding shinobis. CRACK!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 50,937 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 9/28/2010 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Mother and Child by sadbird reviews
Six-year-old Itachi's last moments in his mother's arms. A mother and child moment. Non-massacre. Edited.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,673 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Itachi U., Mikoto U. - Complete
Over And Over by ShinigamiQueen reviews
"I hate you, Itachi, you suck!" screamed Sasuke, throwing a teapot at his older brother. That's the fifth teapot this year, thought Itachi, ducking as it zoomed towards his head and smashed on the wall behind. BY: ShinigamiQueen and Death - Beta'd
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,643 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/3/2010 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Itachi U., Akatsuki - Complete
How Akatsuki Sakura changed my life by Darken.For.Tear.Drops reviews
Hyuga Hinata has been bullied almost all her life,and though she hates it, she doesn't try to stop it. When a new family moves to Konoha, how will Hinata cope with the new girl who sits next to her, and seems to live to annoy her?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,166 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Hinata H., Sakura H.
Torikoshi Kurou by pyxislynx reviews
Itachi/Sakura. She didn't want to. He didn't want to. But Itachi had never refused any order given to him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,168 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 390 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Mad House by VesperChan reviews
She thought it was the end of her troubles when she left the mental hospital,but there seem to be a few possessive young men who don't want to let go of the woman they claim as theirs.Escaped criminals with psychological issues pining after you? Sakmulti
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29,953 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 830 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 6/14/2010 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
These old shades by allconspirer reviews
My first Minato/Kushina fic. Bascially I was reading a book that reminded me of them a little and decided to re-write it for here. Set in 18th century France so no chakra but swordfights and lavish clothing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 120 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/9/2010 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Kushina U., Minato N.
Ain't I a Woman? by Akatsuki210 reviews
When Sakura marries Sasuke, she joins a long line of Uchiha women who are far less delicate than they first appear. One-shot, manga spoilers, SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,442 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Sakura H., Mikoto U. - Complete
Kismet by MelodysFall reviews
AU“Would anyone of you consider dating Sakura Haruno?” Unfortunately for Ino, her father won’t allow her to date until her best friend got a boyfriend- which was probably never going to happen. So she's going to take things in her own hands. SakuraxMulti
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,953 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 12/8/2009 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Sakura H.
Gravity by iMissa reviews
Uchiha Itachi was a smooth talking playboy, and Sakura didn't want any part of his games. Honestly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,329 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 31 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Oh, The Joys of Womanhood by Cranberry Octopus reviews
Sakura makes an unfortunate discovery while working. Meanwhile Genma is intent on annoying the absolute crap out of her, she is busy hiding from Kakashi-sensei in a local drug-store.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,056 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Behind the Mask by Clairesa-chan reviews
What happens when the Clan doesn't get killed? What happens when Itachi has to wear a mask because he thinks he's a monster. What happens when he fallens in love with Sakura? And what happens when Sasuke gets jealous?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,839 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 8/24/2009 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Your Mom by Determined reviews
Sasuke learns a new diss on TV, and decides to test it on everyone he knows! NO. ONE. IS. SAFE! Please read and review! Being revised
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 28,430 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 12/19/2008 - Published: 6/4/2006 - Sasuke U.
Fatherhood by UnderTheSkyy reviews
I'm not ready for this, man," he sighs. "Not ready for what?" he asks. "You know... being a dad and junk." MikotoXFugaku, KushinaXMinato, For allurement
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,752 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Mikoto U., Fugaku U. - Complete
Troubling New Developments by SicTransitGloria reviews
Kakashi takes a moment to wrap his mind around equating Ino’s chest with enemy shinobi while Asuma begins beating his head against the table and groaning about how he didn’t sign up for this. Rated for language and the general horror that is puberty
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 602 - Favs: 3,832 - Follows: 522 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Kakashi H., Asuma S. - Complete
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Second Chance reviews
At five, Sakura has already lived a horrible life as one of Orochimaru's subjects. That is, until she's saved by Kushina and brought into her family. Read how her life differs and how she finds love. MultiSakura. KushinaSakuraMinato FAMILY ONLY.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Sakura H.
Puppy Love reviews
Sakura Haruno is a member of a loyal clan of shifters. She's sent to Konoha Academy, a school of monsters and myths, destined to be a servant to one of its many students... For eternity. But what happens when they all want her? SakXAkatsuki SakxManyothers
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,219 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 6/19/2010 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Snowflakes reviews
Every snowflake is unique. A peak into the lives of our favorite shinobi. Multiple pairings, ratings and universes. Oneshot #2: Crush. Featuring kid!Tsunade. In which Tsunade gets her first crush and her Grandpa and Granduncle get real immature.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,756 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/19/2010 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Hashirama S., Tsunade S.
Shards reviews
Sasuke Uchiha had been a runaway since he was 12. Living in a house of the world's most wanted criminals was never easy but when he finds beaten and abused Sakura Haruno things get a lot harder. How will he cope with this odd girl? AU SXS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 748 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Moonlight reviews
ItachiXsakura. Orochimaru and Tsunade have always had the ability to shapeshift. But what happens when they are forced to experiment and bring others in on thier plots? Innocent lives will be destroyed, a war will begin, and love will blossom. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Never Look Back reviews
What happens when Kakashi's old team is sent to the future? And when Minato falls in love with Kakashi and Rin's daughter? Warning:Kakashi and Rin are 43 in this fic! 4th X OC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Minato N.
Life's If's and But's reviews
Tenten's dying. Neji's falling apart. Not good at summarys,just read.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,109 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/12/2008 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Neji H., Tenten