United Pizza
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Joined 12-28-19, id: 13013126, Profile Updated: 12-15-20
Author has written 5 stories for Zootopia, Legend of Zelda, and Fire Emblem.

Welcome to United Pizza !

I am an autistic asexual writer who is currently obsessed with several fandoms and ships! (many of which are obscure)

My favorite fandom right now is Zootopia, so that's the one I'm writing for the most. I'm also in love with the Nick x Judy ship which is one of the few ships I have that other people actually know about. XD While I definitely love their chemistry and genuinely think they make a great couple I will confess that the main reason I started shipping them to begin with was because of my obsession with predator/prey dynamics. (especially in regards to romantic relationships though not always). That's also the reason I loved Zootopia so much when I first saw it, though at the time I couldn't articulate why. So fyi, I'm definitely the kind of writer who will make the predator/prey thing a significant part of any Zootopia fanfics I write.

I have several other fandoms (and obscure ships) that I either want to write for or am in the process of writing for, but not all of them have been posted yet.

I should also mention that as an asexual writer, I will tend to headcanon most of the ships I write about as ace and the romances will be mostly nonsexual. At the end of the day, sex just isn't my thing at all and I'm not going to make myself write something I personally find to be boring. (this isn't intended to be a judgment in any way on readers and/or writers who enjoy sexual content, you guys keep doing what you love!)

Also don't waste your time sending me links to porn sites. You know who you are.

And now for a personal statement from me, a nobody on the internet:

Art is subjective. People have different interests. It's perfectly fine if you don't share others' preferences, but that does not in any way give you the right to mock or demean them for being who they are. If you are the kind of person who feels compelled to spew hate towards others just for having interests you don't understand, calling them 'weird,' 'messed up,' 'depraved,' or any other number of similar ignorant phrases, do us all a favor: get off the internet and go get some therapy. Trust me; as someone who used to be an 'elitist,' I can tell you that it doesn't do you or anyone else any good. Let go of hate and embrace acceptance. You won't regret it.

Finally, you can't actually order pizza here. Sorry for wasting your time. XD

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More than a Fox by supersegways117 reviews
In an age where predator still hunts prey, Nick Wilde is a unique mammal. A lonely, trustworthy fox who has gained the trust of no one because of what he is. That is, until he stumbles upon three rabbit kits buried in the snow. Can Nick show the world that he is more than just a fox? (Adoption; Old World; Primitive species; Eventual Wildehopps.)
Zootopia - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 167,182 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 3/17/2021 - Published: 3/17/2020 - Judy H., Nick W. - Complete
A Rival Romance by Fox in the hen house reviews
Judy Hopps, star pupil of Bunnyburrow High, is in her senior year. Her future is finally within her grasp. But after nearly a year of dealing with the smug and arrogant Nick Wilde challenging her status at the top, Judy is finding it hard to focus solely on the future and instead being drawn to the moment. And to a certain russet and black tail. :High school AU:
Zootopia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 88,470 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 10/13/2018 - Published: 2/23/2018 - [Judy H., Nick W.] - Complete
A Ghostly Love by Fox in the hen house reviews
Travel to a time where the world was beginning to get larger, the future being realized, and the draw of progress all but irresistible to a young gray bunny. Judith Hopps sets out on her own to find her place in the world. Yet on her travels to experience the excitement of the new, she finds herself becoming entranced by the past. [Zootopia AU] [WildeHopps]
Zootopia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 66,343 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 3/10/2018 - Published: 6/1/2017 - [Judy H., Nick W.] Finnick - Complete
One Hundred Kisses by Cimar of Turalis WildeHopps reviews
"How about a wager. If you don't like me after one hundred surprise kisses, then I have to do whatever you want me to do for a day. But if you do like me," the fox grinned. "Then you have to wear something for me. We have a deal?" Judy looked at Nick's outstretched paw. This would be the easiest bet she ever made. "Deal." Cover art by charliebarkinq on tumblr
Zootopia - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 194,893 - Reviews: 3718 - Favs: 2,205 - Follows: 1,917 - Updated: 11/23/2016 - Published: 5/14/2016 - Judy H., Nick W. - Complete
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We Never Walk Alone reviews
Judy and Nick meet as young kits to whom the divide between predator and prey seems trivial. But as they grow older, conflicting feelings about his identity as a predator consume Nick's mind, while Judy tries hard to understand why they are so different. Is it possible for two mammals as opposite as them to hold onto their bond, or are they fated to one day walk alone yet again...?
Zootopia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 101,134 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 12/1/2021 - Published: 12/29/2019 - [Judy H., Nick W.] Bonnie H., Stu H.
Arcadian Nights reviews
Three years after the end of the war, Roy and his friends return to Arcadia for a brief visit, only for Roy to discover how dissatisfied he is with the noble life in Pherae. Determined to find his new place in the world, he pushes to stay in Arcadia to learn more about the life of the common people, as well as to help guide the enigmatic Dark Dragon on her long road to recovery...
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 64,734 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/5/2021 - Published: 11/19/2020 - [Roy, Idoun] [Lilina, Wolt]
Endless Winter reviews
In the fall of his first year of high school, Jack Savage returns to the town of his birth, Winterhaven, to stay with his father. During his stay, his attention is captured by the forgotten memories of his early life here, by the mysteries of his father's past he has still yet to discover...and by an arctic vixen who seems to have taken an unusual interest in him.
Zootopia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 46,764 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/14/2021 - Published: 12/17/2020 - [Jack Savage, Skye] OC
Let's Try That Again reviews
Princess Zelda was in love with the Dragon Knight Volga, and her world fell apart the moment he died. Oh well, nothing Divine Pulse can't fix. [Written for Zephyr Fyrian]
Crossover - Legend of Zelda & Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,790 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/25/2020 - [Zelda, Volga] Roy, Avatar/Byleth - Complete
Reaching Too Far reviews
Jack was thirteen when he first fell for Skye. But what if wishing for a predator to fall in love with him is reaching too far? [First-person oneshot]
Zootopia - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,020 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/14/2020 - Jack Savage, Skye - Complete