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Joined 06-15-07, id: 1301440, Profile Updated: 09-03-10
Author has written 6 stories for Artemis Fowl, Harry Potter, and Death Note.

Hug a Slytherin Day: So, the amazing pisceanchic101 reviewed and reminded me where i saw the icon which prompted this story! It's the avatar for writingxonxwalls and all credit goes to her for the entire "hug a slytherin day" idea!

My beta is Jedimaster, because she is epic and brilliantly crazy beyond mortal comprehension, my brain twin is Herosexual because she taught me everything I didn't learn from books, and my muse is xxBlacksxxDaughterxx because she's wonderfully kinky and inspirational and doesn't laugh at my woeful smut.

EDIT: xxBlacksxxDaughterxx wrote me a freaking AWESOME smutty remus/sirius called "Sleepless Nights at Grimmauld" so go check it out!

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Hey Baby! by Dipi reviews
James, Remus and Sirius are left with a child. None other than Hermione Jane Granger. See how they deal with fatherhood
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,198 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 505 - Updated: 1/15 - Published: 2/16/2009 - James P., Hermione G.
50 Things Sirius Black Is Not Allowed To Do by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
Remus tapes a list of things that Sirius Is Not Allowed to do at Hogwarts onto their door.RLSB SLASH!TENTH AND LAST ONESHOT POSTED!Number 49/50:Tell Dumbledore that his beard is erotic...and then attempt to stroke it seductively.Read and review!COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,419 - Reviews: 564 - Favs: 601 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 12/14/2013 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
30 Reasons Why Remus Should Choose Sirius by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
Sirius is fed up with Tonks' endless flirting with Remus and decides to write a list of reasons why Remus should stay with him. 1 Sirius is a man...2 ...A manly man...3 ...with a cock...4 ...a big one...5 ...That Remus would miss. RLSB SLASH!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,198 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/14/2013 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Stolen Child by Hazel-Buttafly reviews
Will she ever get her happy ending? Will the world ever throw her a freakin' bone? This is Leah Clearwater's story...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 114,691 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 12/2/2013 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Leah
Notes with Alice, Bella & The Cullens by lanna-misssunshine reviews
Who are Batman & Pigeon? Emmett is Captain Doofus? What are the Cullen's irrational fears and why oh why does Jasper have a spoon in his pocket? (Kind of weird, read the summary in the a/n inside, it gets back to BxE normal note passing after a few chapters, promise.)
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 95 - Words: 111,014 - Reviews: 4391 - Favs: 799 - Follows: 473 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 10/3/2007
Time To Live: Time To Love by Rihaan reviews
Harry has a nightmare. As always, Hermione is there for him. And maybe he's just beginning to really wake up? I never expected this story to be so popular, and this story's loaded with problems (New Zealand, anyone?), but if you can look past that... it gets better.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 66,759 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 754 - Updated: 4/30/2013 - Published: 1/17/2008 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
Perverted Creatures by halfie1981 reviews
Lorcan And Lysander Scamander are far from normal, but even they aren't aware of how strange they truly are. Warning: Twincest, Slash, EXTREME MATURE SITUATIONS AND IDEAS.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,477 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/7/2013 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Lorcan S., Lysander S.
A Dark Boy Named Marvin by quiet quill reviews
Fighting one of the greatest threats to the wizarding world requires a cutting sense of humor, a healthy dose of sarcasm, and a fierce intellect. Dumbledore has found just the man- er boy- for the job. He just needs a little convincing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 30,001 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 9/28/2012 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
Bet it is by Dipi reviews
Sirius and James have a bet. Remus Lupin is involved. Peter is the keeper. What's the bet and what's on stake?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,925 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 9/10/2012 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B.
This Letter Will Save your Life by HeadGirl91 reviews
Crackfic. Harry is extremely bored at the Dursleys. What can he do? Write for help of course!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,959 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 10/9/2008 - Harry P.
Male Species: Beware! by Hazel-Buttafly reviews
This is Leah Clearwater, being flung off the damn deep end of the dating pool. Perverted blind dates, stalking werewolf ex-boyfriends and men with more back hair than mountain goats. Oh, and apparently my kiss can turn guys gay now. Great. Blackwater.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,168 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 5/4/2012 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Leah, Jacob
Inevitable by shadmsluv reviews
Bella moves to Forks, but Edward already has a girlfriend. & She's a vampire. What will happen? Read to find out!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,222 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 11/20/2011 - Published: 6/17/2007
Tattered by Shadow Dancer666 reviews
Wammy's House, a place full of gifted misfits with horrible pasts. The goal is to produce the next L, but at what cost? Take a peek into the lives before, during, and after Wammy's House. M for swearing, sex, violence, drug use, & other disturbing things.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 43 - Words: 226,806 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Mello, Matt
Misa Misa by Dragonist reviews
Light loves L. Really, he does. It's just that Misa wants Light to love her more. What could have been, and nearly was. Sometimes just wanting isn't enough.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,419 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Misa A., Light Y. - Complete
Bella Hale by JulesSC reviews
Six year old Isabella Swan was orphaned after a car crash took her parents away, and Edward and the Cullens find her. Alice decides to keep her, and Edward tries to protect her. Family drama and hilarity ensues as Bella grows up and ExB happens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 386,995 - Reviews: 13248 - Favs: 7,892 - Follows: 5,873 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Edward, Bella
A Secret Thought by ElishaX reviews
Hermione has a deadly secret. She hides if from the world. Everyone believes there is nothing wrong, except for Malfoy. He's the one boy she despises, the only one who seems to notice, and the one boy she is forced to share Common Rooms with.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 32 - Words: 54,062 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 5/24/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
this is how the world ends by Ayalli reviews
The world is ending, and everyone is burning with it. Matt, Mello, Near, Linda.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,878 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 7/26/2010 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Wonders: Another BenXGwen novel by Leon Woon reviews
What happens when the hormonal rages of teen-hood engulfed our 2 favorite cousins? Will they ignore it, or give in to the sweet temptation that is love?
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,243 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 4/28/2010 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Ben T., Gwen T.
Revenge is a Dish Best Served Gay by LostInCamelot reviews
In which, Arthur pretends to be gay, Merlin is crowned Fairy King and both are in way over their heads. Also full of revenge, projectile Fruit Loops, scary pink dorm rooms, glitter pens, pillow fights and a whole lot of very confused people.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,126 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Merlin, Arthur
Lightning and Thunder by Powersthatbe reviews
When Jace finds out that Clary is training with someone else, he makes a deal with her that seal their fates together. A new rune appears that changes their lives forever. Jace/Clary R/R
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,742 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Jace W., Clary F.
Blood and Loss by Fille de Tsuki reviews
Dean may have missed something important. Sam misses having the normal amount of his abnormal blood. And they both miss the way things were before. Missing hurt!Sam scene to 4.19 “Jump the Shark”.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,601 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Kung Fu and the Zombie Apocalypse by Harrigan reviews
It sucks that Sam left. Sometimes Dean tries to imagine being an only child - it beats admitting that he misses the big geek. But he finds it's not so easy to pretend he never had a brother when a hunt takes him to the campus at Stanford.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,529 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Baby Girl and Uncle Deano by Laura of Maychoria reviews
Baby Think It Over, sh'yeah, right. More like Baby Full of Bullcrap. Teenchesters.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,677 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Ouran Drabbles by The Dragon Guardian of the Sea reviews
This is a collection of Ouran drabbles I've written. Various pairings, if any. Each chapter is a different drabble. Beware spoilers in some drabbles. Marked as complete but may add more at any given time.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 14,404 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 5/19/2006 - Complete
John's Weapons by Whilom reviews
Sometimes John forgot that weapons could carry weapons too.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 798 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/3/2010 - John W. - Complete
The Cool Side of the Pillow by clair beaubien reviews
Tag to 4.22:Sam's sick, feverish, has a monster headache. He knows he's going through detox again and wants Dean to put him back in the panic room. What do we think Dean's answer is going to be? Up now Ch 2: Bobby comes home.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,390 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Punishment by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry makes a stupid wager against Malfoy and ends up paying the price. EXTREME MATURE ADULT CONTENT WARNING AND I'M NOT EVEN JOKING. This fic exploded my brain.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,141 - Reviews: 881 - Favs: 1,424 - Follows: 889 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
Connection and Capacity by Beautiful T Jakson reviews
Sort of a missing moment from the sixth movie. Very short, but hopefully very sweet. Harry and Hermione talk about nothing in particular while he comforts her on a stairwell. Takes place within movie canon. May do a followup if the reviews are good.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,157 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Many Thanks by Madm05 reviews
James Potter would never forget the first time he met Hermione Granger. Nor would he forget just how much he owed her for all she had done for him, his family, his world, and his future. HHr, through the evolving eyes of James Potter. HHr/JPLE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,101 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 1,595 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 12/24/2009 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,700 - Reviews: 9498 - Favs: 10,608 - Follows: 4,551 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Don't Stop Me Now by Tierfal reviews
Mello has forgotten his own birthday, but that's okay, because Matt's prepared. One part Queen, one part kink, one part total crack.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Something Happened by Lady Bracknell reviews
Frozen white stuff falls from the sky and makes something happen. Five times. Remus/Sirius festive fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,334 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Detroit, May 2010 by kelhome reviews
Sam says 'yes,' God shows up, and Dean is having a bad day.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,443 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Difficulties of Being by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM, ASS. "You look so much like your father!" Al Potter is tired of hearing that sentence. But if he plays his cards right, maybe he'll never have to hear it again. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,186 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Albus S. P., Harry P. - Complete
Dogs Go to Heaven by shesamonster reviews
Sam/Castiel. Taking a deep breath, Cas summoned every ounce of his courage and the knowledge that he'd garnered from an outdated issue of Cosmo. Slight crack, set after 5.04.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 934 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Castiel, Sam W. - Complete
Phone Calls by Rock'n'Slash reviews
8 yr. after BD. Just random hiliarious phone calls between Edward&Jacob, Bella&Nessie, and Emmett&Jasper. Included: u-arent-good-enough-4-my-daughter-ness, all-men-are-idiots-ness, & lets-reek-havic-on-the-poor-pathetic-humans-ness. Some lauguage.MWHAHA!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 71 - Words: 36,725 - Reviews: 1866 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 9/15/2008
Here by Whilom reviews
Metamorphosis tag: "You were gone. I was here."
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 541 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
I Can't Quit You, Baby by isis chandra wu reviews
We're shagging. -Just- shagging?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,538 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Your Princess Is In Another Castle by Alory Shannon reviews
Making contact with the person you were tailing was a Very Bad Idea. Especially when the person you were tailing was an awfully cute Japanese girl. One-shot.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,718 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Matt, Misa A. - Complete
Just to Know You're Alive by NeverEndingSugarHigh reviews
While Dean patches up Sam one night, he discovers some disturbing scars. It looks like Sam’s been hiding more than just his powers. Slight limp and Awesome!Sam.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,972 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Trial by Fire by K Hanna Korossy reviews
Clowns aren't the only thing that frighten Sam.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,071 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Just Words by K Hanna Korossy reviews
Whether Dean can't talk or he can't shut up, it's never just words.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,236 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Now or nothing SmithWesson by Blaquediamond Princess reviews
After months of waiting, Wesson sets Smith an ultimatum. Are they going to hunt or not? Smut. Oneshot.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,613 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
The Deal by taigen19 reviews
As far as Sam remembers everything went perfectly when he went to Stanford and met Jess. Years after Dean appears across the street and something doesn't feel quite right. spoilers for season 5. Oneshot.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,386 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Need to Breathe by authoressnebula reviews
Post 5x04: "It was two hours later in the Impala that Dean realized he still couldn't really breathe." That last step to being brothers again.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,353 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Not This Time by Faye Dartmouth reviews
Even ten seconds of unconsciousness in water could make a difference. A life and death difference.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,420 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Frozen by deanandhisimpala reviews
What happens when Dean is kidnapped on a hunt and stuck in a freezer? Brotherly goodness and sap, that's what. Inspired by Emerald-Water's freezer!Sam story. Cold!Dean and protective/steady!Sam. No slash.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,170 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Hell For The Youngest by lilballerette10 reviews
My second tag to 5.04. Castiel shows Dean the reason why Sam said "yes". Warning: Rated T for some what brief mentions of torture
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,828 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Complete
Look After Your Brother by K Hanna Korossy reviews
It's been his number one charge all his life...but that's not why Dean does it.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,109 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Dean W., Sam W.
The Deepest Conviction by Evergreene reviews
It takes a long time for Sam to say ‘yes.’ Spoilers for 5.04.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,083 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Sam W. - Complete
The More You Ignore Me by Lint reviews
The world becomes a blur of asphalt, black coffee, and outstretched thumbs. Sam, Lucifer. Post: Free to be You and Me
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,480 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Sam W., Lucifer - Complete
Oh Brother, Where Art Thou? by kelhome reviews
Tag to 5.03. Sam has a plan to keep Lucifer from using him. Dean has a better idea.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,184 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Hell in a Meatsuit by TraSan reviews
Speculation fic for 5.04. Spoilers for 5.3. The brothers reconnect.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,039 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Giving Up Is Hard To Do by authoressnebula reviews
Post 5x03: There's nothing left for Sam to do but this. Despite the parting, he still calls. And despite the parting, Dean still races to get to him. Warnings: Attempted suicides. Not a death-fic. Angsty McAngst.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,897 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 22 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Detained by K Hanna Korossy reviews
What happens when the only person who knows where Dean's laid up, hurt and helpless, is delayed?
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,813 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
To Try Men's Souls by EllieMurasaki reviews
Sam plus Jess made two. Sam plus Dean, twice the square root of two. Sam and...that doesn't bear thinking about. 5x03 Free To Be You And Me coda.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,155 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Sam W. - Complete
Gratitude by Tyranusfan reviews
Set after 5x02 Good God Yall. Lucifer wants to repay his debt to Sam. Based mostly on the preview for 5x03, NO spoilers, just my ideas. Rated T for some horror.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,220 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Lucifer, Sam W. - Complete
On the Outside by Faye Dartmouth reviews
He doesn’t know the name of the motel. He doesn’t know what city he’s in. He just knows the night is edging toward its climax and his only goal is to hold on until morning. Tag to 5.02.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Sam W. - Complete
This Time Was Different by FraidyCat reviews
Tag to 5.02. Dean watches Sam walk away.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,499 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
HOMESICKNESS by KKBELVIS reviews
Warning: Season five spoiler! Short snippet. Spoiler warning: Tag 5-1. Sam angst - rated - a lot!
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,388 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/16/2009 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Scared Sightless by DontKnowMyName reviews
Dean’s timing is everything, one second later and things can go much differently. Now Sam has lost his sight and Dean is still going to hell. An AU tag to Time is on My Side.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,332 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 9/16/2009 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Equal Partner by K Hanna Korossy reviews
Sam's changed in the more than three years he's been away at school, but not in the ways that matter.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,657 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Percy Has Fun Too by sarahyyy reviews
A collection of unrelated Percy-centric drabbles that showcases Percy with different witches.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 429 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/30/2009 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Percy W.
Five Candles Hermione Granger Lit by sarahyyy reviews
The candles meant as much to her as it did to him. Five moments between Draco and Hermione and a candle too, but you already know that .
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,011 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Uniquity is of the Mind by koorimechick reviews
First off: Yes, I know "uniquity" is not a word. It's to prove the point. This is the third Twenty Sentence fiction. Lorcan and Lysander. Though this is rated T, it's only for MATURE, OLDER teens.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 665 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Lorcan S., Lysander S. - Complete
For the Best by Digitallace reviews
True Beloveds series Part 2 - Harry can't stay out of Draco's bed, not even when his wife makes him promise to. On their final encounter, can Harry say goodbye for good? Explicit content warning.DH epilogue compliant
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,947 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Dead People by Tierfal reviews
Near hears dead people. Matt/Mello, L/Light, Gevanni/Near.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,699 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Near, S. Gevanni - Complete
Reap the Whirlwind by Rhaella reviews
If he couldn’t walk away when Mello was just a voice on the phone, he certainly can’t walk away now. Matt/Mello.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,818 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Dear Mello by Shadow Dancer666 reviews
Dear Mello, please get pregnant. At least then you'll have a reason for being pissy. Thank you. Love, Matt. AU, MattxMello, fluff, smut, mpreg.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,075 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Of Plans, Diamonds and Stuffed Toys by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
Sirius Black’s Ultimate, Amazing, Stupendous Plan to Woo Werewolf Extraordinaire, Remus Lupin This Valentine’s Day." Will it work? Or will it fail? Includes stuffed toys, flowers, chocolates and diamonds. Read and review! RLSB SLASH!Mostly dialogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Devil's Rope by Harrigan reviews
Sam Winchester is 16 and only wants two things in life: his family to be safe and a chance to go to college. Normal kids can have both–why can’t he? But it’s beginning to look like he has to choose. One he’ll have to fight for; the other he may lose.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,469 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Dragon Tamer by claidibabaa reviews
Determined to enter and succeed in the world of Dragon Taming, Hermione Granger decides to impersonate as a man in order to realize her goals. What she didn't count on however was having to work for one Draco Malfoy. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 45,976 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 3/13/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
What's Goin On? by From Spark to Flame reviews
11 people, 1 portrait, 1 rumor, and 1 flabbergasted Snape. It’s amazing results of one conversation.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,773 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Thesis On Love by The Mad and Morose by RobinRocks reviews
MercutioxRomeo. Set before the play begins. Romeo declares his undying love for Capulet’s niece Rosaline. Mercutio isn’t remotely impressed. Oneshot.
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,875 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Complete
The Perfect Gift by BonesBBLover reviews
Scorpius' birthday is fast approaching, and Al has to find the perfect gift.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,609 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Scorpius M., Albus S. P. - Complete
Why Dance When You Can Slay The Dragon? by Beautiful T Jakson reviews
It was all so simple. One date was unavailable, so he asked another. Little did Harry Potter realize that a simple change of Yule Ball plans would change his life as he knew it. Started as Yule Ball fic, but hardly classifies anymore. HHr. Now Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 82,431 - Reviews: 1054 - Favs: 1,659 - Follows: 887 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Royal Sun by RacheLuvMe reviews
Bella Swan is the princess of France and is engaged to Edward Cullen, the prince of England. They have never met. When Bella goes to live with the royal family, she'll discover something that she shouldn't. Rated T just in case!finally finished!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 34,919 - Reviews: 852 - Favs: 804 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 2/17/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Milestones by SaintDogStreet reviews
Oneshot. Wee!Chesters. Events in Sam's childhood that Dean was there for.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,404 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Awful Truth by silveririses reviews
She must have just gotten out of surgery. They only question was: why was she in a muggle hospital? One-shot. DM/HG. Sequel to Knight Bus.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,668 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Stalking Harry Potter by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
Draco Malfoy was NOT a stalker. In fact, the word 'stalking' did not even appear in his Highly Extensive Dictionary of Pureblood Words." When Draco is accused of stalking a certain someone, what on earth is the poor Slytherin to do? HPDM SLASH!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,925 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
81 Days by awesomatics reviews
Draco is in the darkness, and that's where he likes it. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,429 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Thanks For The Memories by Trainwreck729 reviews
Hermione never told anyone, neither did Fred. Until now.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,687 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Fred W., Hermione G.
20 Pick Up Lines That Don't Work by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
“I was going to say, that I’ve lost my virginity.” “I know you have...” “Soooo, I was wondering... can I have YOURS?” “You've already taken it.” "Oh. Good point..." Read and Review! RLSB
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,272 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Golden Boy by K Hanna Korossy reviews
Something's burning inside Dean, and it's not just the heat. Loose sequel to "Find and Seek."
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,608 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Complete
Control the Chaos by eclecticxdetour reviews
WINCEST of the SamDean Persuasion Rated M for Extreme SLASH SUMMARY: Sam and Dean fight for the top.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,815 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Seducing James Potter by LetterRead reviews
Sirius and Remus have something to tell James, and Sirius is explaining in the only way he knows how. Just a little one-shot. MWPP ERA SBRL RLSB
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 921 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P. - Complete
RemusSirius Themes by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
James!Quick!Lily's snogging Snape in the Astronomy Tower!" "WHAT?" "Go!Save her from a fate worse than death!" "Alright,Sirius, he's gone now;what did you want to tell me?" "Hurry up,Remus,we don't have that much time!Get on the bed and get naked!"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 13,406 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 7/14/2009 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Sirius Orion Black by VintageOppression reviews
James and Remus come to a realization about Sirius’ name at an awkward time. Slash. RL/SB.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
I am not a VAMPIRE by ocicat reviews
Twilight parody. They're all human, but Bella still gets the idea that Edward is a vampire and she won't let it drop... It gets way better after the first chapter.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,039 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/10/2009 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Best Duel Ever by albe-chan reviews
A duel between arch rivals leads to something so much better. For once Harry and Draco agree; this is sure to be the best duel EVER! Drarry. HPDM. SLASH. SEX. SMUT. ONESHOT. MATURE. STRIP-DUELING! For I'm Just Drawn That Way.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,643 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 32 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Slow Poison by K Hanna Korossy reviews
Mystery Spot missing day: The taco wasn't funny at all.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,162 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Complete
Success Knows No Shame by spadul reviews
Hermione once heard that revenge is a dish best served cold, but she'd much rather make it hot. Oneshot, complete. A tale of jealousy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,024 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Twisted Game of Love and Jealousy by emeraldprincess92 reviews
Hermione Granger will do anything to get Ron Weasley's attention, even going as far as asking Draco Malfoy to pretend to be her boyfriend to make Ron jealous. But will she still want Ron in the end?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,009 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 7/1/2009 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Love, or What Is This Sinking Feeling? by Amberssister reviews
Aziraphale and Crowley must face the music, when their respective bosses want to know what exactly is going on here. A/C SLASH. My first GO fic, so be gentle.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,598 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/27/2009 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale
Once Upon a Disney by writingxonxwalls reviews
Draco/Hermione drabbles based off of Disney quotes. DM/HG with some BZ/GW.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 19,617 - Reviews: 1173 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Unconscious Confessions by Nikki99 reviews
The Minster feels that Harry Potter is the perfect candidate to do Legilimency for his elite Auror task force. But what happens when being able to see inside of the mind of his best mate reveals a lot more than expected?... About her AND about him? H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,637 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
She Walks in Beauty by one mourning dove reviews
A Hades and Persephone story.
Greek Mythology - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 72,667 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 6/25/2009 - Published: 7/27/2006 - Hades, Persephone
Pictures by writersz cramp reviews
Hermione, by chance, literally runs into Draco Malfoy, who lost his memory.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,633 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Girly Stuff by slythergirl reviews
Hermione and Ginny are home alone. In a drunken mood, they start messing with each other, which ends in the satisfaction of both girls. FEMSLASH! SMUTTY! One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,810 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
If It Were Me by DarkRiverTempest reviews
AU. Ronald Weasley's been getting really grabby with Hermione lately and she doesn't like it one bit. Neither does Draco.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,095 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
In The End by ObsessionsGoTooFar reviews
Finally...in the end, he had said it. LightxMisa, probably spoiler-ish. May not be accurate, but finish the series before reading to be safe.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 440 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Light Y., Misa A. - Complete
Crowley's Baby by Min Daae reviews
Aziraphale finds an unexpected visitor in Crowley's bathtub. Crowley seems rather attached. Chapter Three up!
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,385 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/18/2009 - Published: 2/17/2009 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale
Casual Sex? I don't think so by Risen Nevermore reviews
This is what happens when a werewolf and Sirius Black hook up, everything is filled with the anarchy of sex, love and dancing. SLASH RLSB
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,961 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The One You Knew by Light of Jah reviews
Six times Iroh accurately read Zuko's heart, and one time he didn't. ZukoxKatara. One shot.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,837 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Of Secrets and Public Displays of Affection by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
Tonks had to suppress a gasp as she watched Remus and Sirius through the keyhole. The rawness and intensity of their kiss was electrifying. It was wild, feral and so bloody beautiful... Read and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,647 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The Meanings Of Seven Kisses by MidnightSky101 reviews
PENIS! Ha, got your attention! So, yeah, the meanings of seven kisses, beautifully demonstrated by Merlin and Arthur! A/M SLASH! As always, don't like, don't read.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,307 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Gone Swimming by Slash McSlash reviews
Naked on a tiny boat. In the rain. Light SBRL.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 664 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Invincibility and Love by Raven-Rach reviews
JxC Oneshot. Valentine Morgenstern had been a monster playing heartlessly with our emotions, making us believe that we were related, making us believe that what had felt so perfect had been horribly wrong. But Jace was here now, and it didn't matter.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,133 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
He Dreams of Fire by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, oneshot. Fiendfyre burns the body. Harry and Draco are trying to find out whether it burns the soul just as much. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,479 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Draco Dormiens Semper Titillandus by WordNerds2008 reviews
When Harry finally emerges from his grieving after the war, and feels ready to rejoin the Wizarding World, what he finds there is... Draco. More than a year later, he still has trouble sleeping. Luckily, Draco can help. SLASH, HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,864 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/31/2009 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Latenight Monopoly Meetings by theckel reviews
“Granger,” Draco drawled, “Why in Merlin’s name are you playing Monopoly by yourself – and at three in the morning, no less?” fin.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,995 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 5/31/2009 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Of Dubious Value by Lomonaaeren reviews
Twoshot, HPDM slash. Ron has a criminal obsession, Hermione a psychoanalysis obsession, and his horoscopes a weirdness obsession. Harry just wants to find Draco Malfoy's stalker and stop all the obsessions. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,462 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
My Kid by K Hanna Korossy reviews
After Max Miller, Sam has doubts about himself. Dean doesn't.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,939 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Complete
One Pill Makes You Small by wave obscura reviews
How Sam and Dean keep their first aid kit stocked with the good stuff. Whiny!Hurt!Dean, BigBrother!Sam, bleeding, potty-mouths, banter and —of course— nudity! OneShot.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,165 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
The Art of Having Fun by adele4 reviews
In the hope of redirecting Arthur towards forms of entertainment that don't involve killing, hitting, or generally being a prat to anything or anyone, Merlin decides to learn to play chess. Merlin/Arthur.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,293 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Warn the Kitchens by Songbird's Desk reviews
Morgana, Gwen, Sir Bedivere and Sir Percival are sick of Merlin and Arthur not recognising their feelings. So, they decide that a little drink and a revival of an old prank wouldn't go astry. They're in for a rough couple of weeks. Slash. Arthur/Merlin
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 975 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
My A to Z Dramione Drabbles! by x.Deni.x reviews
Each new chapter will be a drabble on a different letter of the alphabet, starting from A. DMHG. .Now Completed up to Z.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 5,516 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Fallacies of Hair Mismanagement by lazer-angel reviews
There were no such things as bad hair days. There were either fantastic hair days or abysmal hair days. Today most definitely did not fall in the fantastic hair day category.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,877 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Beer And Fairytales by VikiWiks reviews
Arthur and Merlin slash. Semi strong language. Merlin's been at the old ale, and is determinded to annoy Arthur with it. One shot.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,929 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Notes by The Lady-P reviews
A series of Notes and letter from Rose and Scorpius over the years. Please R & R.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 29,314 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 5/19/2009 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Boyfriend by herosexual reviews
Hermione is alone because she wants to be. However, this does not mean she doesn't have ideas about her ideal dearest. Yes to: Owning a castle. No to: Playing ukulele. Unfortunately for her, a certain Slytherin can echolocate like a bat.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,705 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Hermione G. - Complete
Arthur's AU by Fanfic-Frankie reviews
Merlin/Arthur Slash Rating for language more than smut. In which the author tries hard to write a smutty as if! cracky AU fic for the first time. 'Arthur had started reading bad gay fanfiction when he was a teenager.'
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,442 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Why Sirius Should Not Be Allowed Near A Computer by remuslives23 reviews
Remus learns the hard way why Sirius Black should never be allowed near a computer. Drabble for duck or rabbit as a thank you. Very mild M.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 753 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Now What? by Beautiful T Jakson reviews
“Hermione, let’s do something for ourselves for once,” Harry insisted, taking her hand. “Dash the Weasleys, dash everyone’s expectations. This…” he gestured between the two of them. “Us…I feel like this is something I could do for the rest of my life."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,792 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 703 - Follows: 136 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Life We Live by Hugger-Of-Trees reviews
A collection of drabbles dipping in and out of a life well lived. Polly/Mal, rated T for minor adult themes and character death.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 822 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Polly P.
Dancing Queen by albe-chan reviews
AU-y.NextGen. Lorcan Scamander both loves and loathes having a twin. Because, when you had that person who completed you, was essentially half you, there was always some bastard trying to take him away. Lysander/Lorcan.SLASH.ONESHOT.TWINCEST.SMUT.SEX.BDSM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,401 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Lorcan S., Lysander S. - Complete
A Second Pair Of Boots by The Divine Comedian reviews
Monstrous Regiment. Watch our neurotic twosome as they do their darndest to honour a wedding invitation. Trees are climbed in the process. PollyxMal, ShuftixPaul.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,416 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Polly P. - Complete
Under Me You by justaddsugar reviews
Remus is just a tad too fond of Sirius' hands.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Moment in Time by twilifecrisis reviews
Their struggle to be near each other and only see each other as siblings has reached a breaking point. Will it bring them together or draw them apart? Warning...citrus ahead! Before CoG. One shot. Cassandra Clare owns all the characters...
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,773 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
What'd You Get? by Psychee reviews
Episode tag to 4.19-Jump the Shark.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,511 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 58 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
A Lip of Rubber by From Spark to Flame reviews
Draco sauntered into the library with his usual prideful air. His ever present smirk held slightly a bit more smugness then it usually did. Why? Because he has a rubbery lip. establihed DMHG...fluffy drabble
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 662 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Holding Out for Tennessee by Faye Dartmouth reviews
Ten-year-old Sammy wakes up in the backseat of the Impala to find the car in the ditch. Written for the h/c meme on LJ.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,626 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Sam W., John W. - Complete
Haircut by Kneazlekit reviews
Remus has always been able to read Sirius’s emotions by the way he wears his hair, even though no one else seems to ever notice. But when Sirius randomly starts wearing his hair long again, Remus has no idea why he’s upset. Likely to stay unfinished.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,260 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Dear Cats, This is War by writingxonxwalls reviews
Draco, the Malfoy paterfamilias, is determined to get rid of those cats. His family and friends watch with humorous dispositions as they watch a grown man try to outsmart the feline family members. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,575 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
What's In A Name? by hopefulwriter27 reviews
Castiel ruminates the meanings of Dean and Sam’s names.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Castiel - Complete
Holy Flying F ck by herosexual reviews
Set in a nondescript grey area of time, before Renesme and her parent's bad choice in naming her, Bella has some serious doubts about her choice in dead boys. And sexy Emmett? Well he's just sexy.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,277 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Bella, Emmett
Beneath all his Bullshit by Ivoryshell reviews
Hermione tries to get a little honesty from the Malfoy heir. Post war...fluff
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,628 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Hermione Granger's Quidditch Journal by marionettedoll95 reviews
AU. Post-Voldemort. Rated T for language. On the last train ride to Hogwarts, Hermione takes a bet with Ron that she can make it to the Quidditch team and win their first game... as a boy. Harry, as usual, has no idea what's going on. Full summary inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,344 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/18/2009 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Getting it Right by Moonprincess92 reviews
Rose and Scorpius share a hate/hate relationship. So everyone thought. Even Rose and Scorpius themselves. It just took them a while to get anything right. :Scorpius/Rose NextGen Complete:
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 215,558 - Reviews: 1309 - Favs: 907 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 4/18/2009 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
50 Accounts of Hisses and Halos by saxgirl42 reviews
50 short tales centering around everyone's favorite angel and demon, ranging from experimentation with jello shots to the real Armageddon. Rated T for some gore and language.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,494 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/16/2009 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale - Complete
Forbidden by nicolethecrazyone reviews
This is the what may happen on the epilogue of CoG when Clary and Jace are in the Halls. Slightly lemony not much. one shot. Hope you like it.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,020 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
Egg Hunting by albe-chan reviews
Remus' love of chocolates, on Easter, leads to some creative hiding places for chocolate eggs. SLASH. SMUT. MATURE. MAY COME OFF AS TOO FAR OVER THE PERVERTED LINE. RLSB. ONESHOT. Happy Easter! XD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,018 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Somone Like HerHim by daggers0 reviews
Ron is bloody right. One-shot, and my first attempt at this couple. Hermione x Cedric! With a HAPPY ENDING! by the way! Lol
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,521 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Cedric D., Hermione G. - Complete
Bickering Never Leads To Anything Good by iluv2dance reviews
After some tense fighting in the hallways late one night, Draco and Hermione find themselves...stuck in a rather compromising position.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,316 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/9/2009 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Alone Together by femmefatale2 reviews
Ben. Gwen. Stuck in an elevator. Together! BxG oneshot. R&R!
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,285 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Ben T., Gwen T.
Watched the Day by Moonlit Eyes reviews
Draco didn't think about how they lived, or danced, or held each other. About the shirt he left and the note he wrote. Instead he just sat and watched the day pass by.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,295 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Raise The Flag by jmikaelstrom reviews
It's confirmed. Harry Potter is gay. Or is he?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 277 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/6/2009 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Clary's Dream by KiwiBirdieOfTheAbyss reviews
Don't you think there needs to be WAAAAY more kissing in the book? LOL here's some more!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,757 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 4/3/2009 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Jace W., Clary F.
With Love, Pansy by Ivoryshell reviews
Draco has a birthday wish that only Pansy can full fill...DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,489 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Family Tree by Marble Meadow reviews
Bella researches her family tree and finds out some shocking secrets. Will her love for Edward survive through all of the obstacles heading their way? Can Bella once again escape from the danger that always follows her? Complete with epilogue.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 107,616 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 4/1/2009 - Published: 5/20/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Sometimes Sex is Just Sex by Flyaway Dove reviews
Hermione is of the persuasion that sex is perfectly fine as an agreement between two people to release stress. Harry and Ron feel differently.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,807 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Socks by haru.fan reviews
Jace catches Clary on a search for a midnight snack... pure Jace/Clary fuffyness... Spoilers of City of Glass
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
Cooking For Love by Bibliophile224 reviews
Oneshot-City of Glass Spoilers! Jace decides to cook dinner for his girlfriend, because he can't be a worse cook than Isabelle, right? Apparently he can!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
Found by marizariphaldin reviews
Just when James thought he knew everything about his best mates… Remus/Sirius, set during the First War
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 454 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Hangover by Infinite Rhapsody reviews
Oh, Jace, what am I going to do with you?" "I can think of sheveral thingsh...none of them rated under PG13." Jace comes home to the Institute completely and utterly drunk. What IS Clary going to do with him? JxC. Oneshot. /SPOILERS FOR COG/
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,650 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
Your Hold on Me, I Cannot Resist by rainypromise reviews
Set on City of Glass. Due to some unresolved frustration, Jace thought it would be fun to provoke Clary. This is my attempt on blowing off steam cause I haven't found city of glass yet. Expect Hotnezz.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
Trading Insults by WeasleyTwinsFan17 reviews
Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger love to trade insults with each other. But is that really all that they enjoy doing together? My first fanfic, be kind! Reviews are love.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,533 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Seeds Of Pleasure by halfie1981 reviews
Watermelon seeds get into the most annoying of places. Warning: Mature Content, Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,402 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Lysander S., Lorcan S. - Complete
Mr & Mrs Malfoy by Dragon's Mudblood reviews
AU. Based on movie 'Mr & Mrs Smith'. Hermione and Draco get married not knowing they belong to opposing organizations. 6 years later, things aren't well and the truth starts coming out...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,009 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 3/23/2009 - Published: 12/5/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Narcissa ex Machina by zsuzsi reviews
H/D, mpreg. In the years following the war, Draco is distancing himself from his family. But events conspire to bring him back around again. A bit of crack.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,932 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Honesty by CatJetRat reviews
Spoilers through S4E16. Dean doesn't understand why he and Sam are growing further apart. But then, Dean is never honest with himself. Wincest. One-Shot.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,628 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Knight Bus by silveririses reviews
Hermione scrunched her nose. "Stalking me, are you?" Draco chuckled. "Oh, darn. You caught me." One-shot. DM/HG. Inspired by an episode of Grey's Anatomy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,860 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
For One Night Only At The Maison Derriére by halfie1981 reviews
Lysander has a surprise for Lorcan. Warning: Crack ish, mature content, slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 711 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Lysander S., Lorcan S. - Complete
Allowable by RavenclawGenius reviews
HGOW: Oliver raised his glass to Hermione and sent another wink in her direction. "To your radiant beauty, then, Granger," he tapped his glass against hers and laughed boyishly as she shyly placed her glass to her lips once more.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,435 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Hermione G., Oliver W.
Green by Princess Muffin
It's St. Patrick's Day and Lysander isn't wearing green . . . right? Well Lorcan Is about to find out. Warnings: twincest, mature content
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Lysander S., Lorcan S. - Complete
Stuck in a Tent with Matt, Oh My! by DemonsCantLove reviews
Mello forced to go camping with the over dramatic Matt, his rival Near, the unreadable L and two of his annoying suspects, how will he cope with the adventures they get up to along the way,and the people they meet? New Pieces added and spelling corrected
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 44,558 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Mello, Matt
Fall by nikkiRA reviews
Drabble JaceClary ish/ 'It isn’t like Clary to flirt, but then again, it isn’t like Jace to be jealous. Guess the whole world is just out of whack.'
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 291 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
The Art of War by Lady Mage reviews
HGFW. Hermione mistakenly enters into a prank war with Fred and George in her fifth year. The twins prepare for the worst, over-and-under-analyzing her every move. Humor ensues as Hermione is never quite sure why the twins are wearing... gas masks?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,398 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Hermione G., Fred W.
Twelve Lollipops by halfie1981 reviews
Lorcan hates those lollipops. They torment him. Warning: Extreme mature content. Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Lorcan S., Lysander S. - Complete
Houses of Cards, Flat on the Table by murderofonerose reviews
Crowley and Aziraphale are both somewhat at loose ends after the Apocaly-oops-nevermind. C/A
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/13/2009 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale
She Will Be Loved by ronsbabiesmomma reviews
Ron doesn't realize what he has until it's gone
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 573 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Headlong by Phreakycat reviews
Sam has a head injury. Good, old-fashioned H/C.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,773 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 27 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Sam W., Dean W.
Survival by SiriuslyPadfoot'sGal reviews
She knew what this was. This was about war. This was about hope. This was push and pull, fall and fly, live and die. This was survival. And when you’re only trying to survive… anything goes. Jace/Clary. Rated M.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,898 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/10/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
The Wild and Wacky Adventures of Edward in PE! by LindaRoo reviews
Hilarity ensues when Edward comes back at the end of New Moon and he and Alice get Mrs. Cope to change their schedules to put them in Bella's gym class. How can they appear human when their superhuman athletic aptitudes keep getting in the way?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,371 - Reviews: 1969 - Favs: 2,216 - Follows: 1,674 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 2/27/2007
The Silence of Beating Hearts by rainypromise reviews
Set after The City of Ashes. Jace and Clary met in Pandemonium for the second time. Conversations are not just held with words.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,714 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
The Grey and the Gold by Simplicity Is Bliss reviews
Series of oneshots depicting the life and romance of Remus Lupin and Sirius Black. Humor, unholy amounts of fluff, and such contained within.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,230 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/6/2009 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Heartbreakingly Beautiful by InLoveWithDraco13 reviews
“You’re mine.” I held my breath, waiting to wake up, waiting for this nightmare to dissolve, but she slowly nodded her head, confirming that it was true." Ron has been too busy to realized he has been replaced. Until it is too late. Ron bashing! DM/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,934 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 27 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Blondage by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Lorcan and Lysander Scamander are twins with a more than brotherly affection for each other. Extremely mature content warning. I'm not joking.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,528 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Lysander S., Lorcan S. - Complete
Coffee Break by Tierfal reviews
Light needs coffee, damn it.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 893 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
There Are Things Worse Than This by Lomonaaeren reviews
Oneshot, HPDM slash, crackfic. Hermione thought she had discovered a brilliant way to get Harry and Malfoy to stop acting out public. Not hardly. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,493 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Hermione G. - Complete
Dear thing by Nastia Cullen reviews
Edward keeps a diary? Year is 2020. Rated T for later chapters. A little OOC... not much though. Funny.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,914 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 2/24/2009 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Edward, Bella
Come Hell or High Water by mimblexwimble reviews
They've been on the road for three straight days and Sam's had about enough. Dean, however, is another story. Set between 4.11 and 4.12 Slighty AU due to the nature of one of Dean's injuries.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,110 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
I Want The Fairy Tale by sarahyyy reviews
Contains Dramione centric drabbles for the Valentine's Day Challenge 2009 on Dramione Drabbles.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,612 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Valentine's desires by Heart of Summer reviews
George needs a couple of test bunnies for a serum that makes you realize and act upon your deepest desires. He needs a couple of people who looks picture perfect on the outside. That how Ginny, Harry, Ron and Hermione are locked inside a room together.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,767 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Five Lies Sam Told Dean by Faye Dartmouth reviews
Maybe all those truths are forgivable, maybe not, but he still leads off with a lie, which might condemn him more than anything else. Tag to Sex and Violence.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,773 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
This Girl Gets Around by princessinct reviews
Hermione goes to the Room of Requirement to unwind by indulging in a dancing fantasy. Draco sees her go in and follows. Hot & fluffy. Give it a go. You just might like it. Song fic of sorts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
February First by Tierfal reviews
Matt mostly just wants peace and quiet for his birthday. Naturally, Mello doesn't understand the meaning of either of those words.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,550 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Last Night by Cady Lauren reviews
Draco can't stop thinking about his date with Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,616 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Hot Pants Explosion by Sherrri reviews
In the heat of the summer, Mello thinks it’s only logical to trade his leather pants for leather shorts. Matt, on the other hand, begins finding logic hard to come by. Matt x Mello.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 933 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Red Skinny Jeans by Tierfal reviews
I'm really not that hard to get along with. Listening to Matt talk, you'd think I was a frigging diva or something.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,957 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
The Bet by evergreeneyes reviews
Draco makes a bet that he can get any girl at Hogwarts ... including Hermione Granger. But all is not as it seems... A Draco/Hermione one-shot. AU. M, but doesn't have a full sex scene.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,792 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
My Rescuer by writersz cramp reviews
Being rescued by a mysterious person is terribly romantic in every girl's eyes. At fading twilight, who is this Dark Knight who whisks Hermione Granger away from two molesters, and takes her on a flying motorbike ride? One-shot. Formerly Rescuer.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,366 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Hermione G. - Complete
Window, Tree by Tierfal reviews
Sayu would like nothing more than for Light to go boil his head right now, but he always has to have the last word. Matsuda/Sayu, with background Light/L.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Sayu Y., Light Y. - Complete
Dear Mello by Tierfal reviews
Mello just wants his stupid photograph. Mello and Near, Matt/Mello.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,277 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Mello, Near - Complete
Holly and Ivy by silverotter1 reviews
Hermione has a strange encounter with Draco on the eve of the Hogwarts Christmas Carnival. It leads to more than she could have ever imagined. SECOND PLACE Winner in Dramione Awards Special One-shot Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,926 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Ulterior Motives by fanfictionator reviews
Hermione is awaiting a love letter, but unfortunately for her, Draco notices! Of course Malfoy decides to patronize her and eventually this letter comes while he is next to her. What will it say? Who will it be from? Read and Review! One-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,323 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Santa Claus is Coming to Town by twin-v reviews
Draco is amazed to hear Hermione telling some children about a man who goes around at Christmas, delivering presents. Why hadn't anyone told him about Santa Claus before? D/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,336 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Compliments by ThePrincessBride14 reviews
Draco lists down reasons why he loves Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,784 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Blaise, Most Cunning Man In Hogwarts by writingxonxwalls reviews
Don't let title fool you, it's definitely a Draco/Hermione. Blaise thinks Draco's soon-to-be-girlfriend needs a little bit of convincing. After all, it's Head Boy's duty to better the community, right?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 834 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Apparently by Death-to-the-tadpoleclowns reviews
Teddy knew exactly what he was doing... warning: this story contains slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Teddy L., James S. P. - Complete
Notes by Llama Mama23 reviews
Edward and Bella are caught passing notes in class. The teacher has the note read to the class. A series of embarassing events ensues, including Edward in a trunk, Bella in a gas mask, Carlisle as Tarazn, and Emmett with blue hair.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,990 - Reviews: 2855 - Favs: 2,043 - Follows: 967 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Complete
Heat Wave by rock-the-casbah18 reviews
Britain is most definitely not supposed to get this hot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 737 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Blaise Z., Hermione G. - Complete
Kick by From Spark to Flame reviews
Once you read it, you’ll be mad at me for about a week and I don’t want to ruin our anniversary day. So you get it now,' Hermione gave said, giggling once more." What's got Hermione giggling? And why would it get Draco mad? Based off ABCDMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 752 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Sentimental Feelings by Tierfal reviews
Matt is going to have a Christmas tree whether Mello likes it or not. Matt/Mello, rated for language.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,403 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Hex and the City by Tierfal reviews
“What the hell are you doing here?” he demanded incredulously. “What the hell are you doing here?” she countered, glad that he couldn’t hear the squeak that had hijacked her voice. A Christmas-themed Dramione.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,160 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
All I Want for Christmas by Faye Dartmouth reviews
When he looks at the clock, it says 1:14 and John realizes that at least one of them got what they wanted after all.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,805 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
The Magic Position by Erythros reviews
A lot of things can change when you meet the right person. DHr. An extended one-shot in three parts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,105 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/21/2008 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Safety Blanket by DontKnowMyName reviews
Extended ending to 4x02. All of the rooms Bobby had in his house and the boys still ended up sleeping in the living room. Surely, there was a more comfortable spot than the floor.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 965 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Complete
Die, Bella, Die! by ocicat reviews
Something happens to Bella, all because she thought that Edwards voice sounds like felt... And now, in the second chap, Edward dies too.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,871 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/20/2008 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Edward, Bella
Baby, It's Cold Outside by rock-the-casbah18 reviews
I'm not letting you leave Granger; it's practically a blizzard out there."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,963 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The People You Need by K Hanna Korossy reviews
No Rest for the Wicked-ish tag: The Winchester boys are as different as night and day...until twilight comes. Bobby POV.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,049 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Complete
Jam by From Spark to Flame reviews
Hermione just got back from the grocery store and Draco helps her put everything away. What happens when he comes upon something he has never seen before? Jam...dun dun dun DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 451 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Telling Mrs Malfoy by kkiiittttyyyyy reviews
There were certain things about her husband's past that Mrs. Malfoy was not aware of. Well, not for long. This is a sort of sequel to Being Mrs. Malfoy. :
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,669 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Being Mrs Malfoy by kkiiittttyyyyy reviews
Because nothing is as complicated as being a Malfoy wife.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,448 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
It Was For The Best by sarahyyy reviews
She loves him. He loves her. She is marrying his best friend. He is not stopping her. It was for the best. Nominated for Dramione Awards!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,973 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Saying Too Much by Lady Mage reviews
“When are your kids coming to Hogwarts, Draco?” “Pardon?” “Your kids? You know, yours and Hermione’s kids? When are they coming?” “WHAT?" Draco, head boy, has an interesting conversation with a first year about the head girl. Prequel to 'No Comment'. HGDM
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,474 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
No Comment by Lady Mage reviews
“Are you blind, Granger? How much more obvious do I have to get? I watch you all the time, and I kissed you good morning!” “So what, Malfoy?” “I BLOODY WELL FANCY YOU, THAT’S WHAT!” Hermione and Draco dialogue, Christmas of their seventh year. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Any Way You Want It by Tierfal reviews
“Are these leather pants?” Light demanded incredulously. Matsuda waved a careless hand. “You’ll thank me later,” he pledged. Light/L, PWP-ish.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,776 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/8/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
The Fangilr's Revenge by fuzzyalligator reviews
One shot::A crack!fic about James and his sexuality. James sees his wife reading something on the computer and wants to see what it is. Too many couples to mention.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 987 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Into Girls by Tierfal reviews
Artists are sexy, Dean is sweet, and Ginny is not into girls. Ginny/Hermione, fluffy and sardonic at turns.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,308 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Ginny W., Hermione G. - Complete
Complicated by Alie-Kelsie reviews
Fred and Hermione fall for each other, and begin to realize, just how complicated love really is.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,905 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/5/2008 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Hermione G., Fred W.
Derailed by southernbelle08 reviews
--a poem labeled with the hopeful genre of humor. See if you like it and shoot me a review. It's got a little Christmas, a little lunacy, a little AU, a little fluff, and a lot of meter. What more could you want, I ask you!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 407 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Exceptions by saralynfara reviews
Sirius never believed in love, but for every rule there is an exception, right? One-shot, fluffy. SB/RL
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,093 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Meeting the Cullens by ocicat reviews
A parody of when Bella meets the Cullen family. One Shot. Ocicat. Oh, and, please do read and review.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 724 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Malfoy Manual by white-angelxhunter reviews
Hermione thinks she has the perfect plan to divert Harry’s attention from Cho: go out with his arch-enemy, Draco Malfoy. Things take a turn in the wrong direction, though, when she finds herself developing unwanted feelings for a certain blonde Slytherin.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,264 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 12/3/2008 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Violations by Tyranusfan reviews
Everyone knows Dean's weak spot. Set after the events of 4.10 Heaven and Hell. Rated T for severe Sam whumping and some coarse language.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,129 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Horrified by From Spark to Flame reviews
“Dray …” A moan. Harry’s fist froze mid-knock. He stared at the door in front of him, wide-eyed." Why is Harry so horrified of Hermione and Draco's relationship? Based off of ABCDMHG. The H drabble!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 442 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Reflections by Owl344 reviews
Vetinari thinks about Vimes, and Vimes thinks about Vetinari.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,003 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Complete
Guile and Gorgeousness by From Spark to Flame reviews
No. Go look them up,” Hermione pulled out a volume and opened it, distractedly flipping through the pages. “But why should I look them up, when my gorgeous girlfriend already knows it all?” DMHG oneshot. Based off of my story ABCDMHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 363 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Egotism by From Spark to Flame reviews
“Draco, you are an egoist. Face it,” Hermione announced. “No. I’m not. I’m just not oblivious.” Draco insisted.“Oblivious to what?” Hermione implored, confused. “To how hot I am.” DMHG drabble. Based off my story ABCDMHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 374 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Debonair and Delicate by From Spark to Flame reviews
Anyways, you can’t blame them. I’m so debonair that they can’t resist me.” “Well, I want their eyes off your debonair-ness.” "That's not even a word." DMHG drabble. Based off of my story ABCDMHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 436 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Caviar and Complancey by From Spark to Flame reviews
You have to eat it. What would everyone else think?”“And it’s fish eggs! That is soo nasty. Who cares what everyone thinks?”“I would’t care if it’s fish poo. It’s caviar and you HAVE to eat it.” DMHG drabble. Based off my story ABCDMHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 245 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Marauders' Legacy COMPLETE by FullMoonDreams reviews
What would happen if the Marauders decided to leave portraits of themselves at Hogwarts? A teacher's worst nightmare and a prankster's delight...but have they really thought this one through? RemusSirius Slash. Loose sequel to The Oracle of Gryffindor.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,759 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 11/27/2008 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Peter P. - Complete
A Bullet And A Fire by Soncnica reviews
"I gotcha, Bobby's gotcha, we gotcha. I gotcha, 's okay." words like balsam dripping into Dean's mind.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,591 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Sam W., Dean W., Bobby S. - Complete
Cullen Counselling by ocicat reviews
Edward and Emmett need to deal with their issues. Just a bit of funny fluff that popped into my head. Please R&R. No longer a one shot...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,206 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/24/2008 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Edward, Emmett
Blind Date by zarah joyce reviews
Harry, Ron, and Pansy - three people stupid enough to set-up Draco Malfoy on a blind date with Hermione Granger. What could possibly go wrong?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,884 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
In Loco Parentis by K Hanna Korossy reviews
After John's death, another hunter decides to "finish" the Winchester boys' training, starting with Dean.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,684 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Complete
Promise Me Love by JodieLove reviews
Hermione's desperate for money. Desperate enough to accept Draco's offer to become his girlfriend for 4 months and make his dad say the fateful words he wants to hear: "You can marry anyone but her." Warning OOC Narcissa and Lucius. Re-editing, complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 85,644 - Reviews: 2267 - Favs: 1,580 - Follows: 532 - Updated: 11/11/2008 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Day After Tomorrow by Lady Alinor reviews
Neither can remember the events they’d probably rather forget. Once bitter enemies, Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy are forced to unite in their search to recover the past, especially since no one else is talking. AU after fifth year. Obviously HGDM.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 53,916 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 11/10/2008 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Dumb Luck by Tierfal reviews
“Mello smiled like a complacent cat. ‘We,’ he announced, ‘should play strip poker.’” Matt/Mello/Near Wammy's madness ensues.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,609 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
StarCross'd Lovers by Doormouse reviews
The Avatar is about balance in the world, Yin and Yang. But mind you: Yin and Yang are descriptions of complementary opposites rather than absolutes. Zutara
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 137,879 - Reviews: 672 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 11/9/2008 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Katara, Zuko
Drinking the Dark by Tierfal reviews
Only one of the unlit windows had its curtains pushed eagerly aside. Major Wammy's fluff.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 699 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
The Dawn of Remembered Time by Tierfal reviews
Light Yagami's metaphors were even worse when he was hungover and had just gotten laid. Light/L.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,261 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 11/3/2008 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
Falling again by DreamsAreMadeOfVampires reviews
The sequal to the surprisingly popular Lighbulb Challenge! I really hope you guys like this one just as much! Bella has had a major fall and the recovery isn't going as Edward would like it to, what will he do to get bella back to normal? Find out here
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,374 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/26/2008 - Published: 9/22/2007
Gone Again by Candle Beck reviews
Slash, Sam/Dean. The worst thing that's ever happened to Sam.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 27,721 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
What about the sacrificed bite? by ocicat reviews
Remember when Edward eats that pizza in Twilight? Well, Bella asks him to explain what happened to the sacrificed bite. PLease R & R. ONE SHOT
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 485 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Shukumei by BlingBling021 reviews
In which, despite fighting and falling and fate, neither lets go. L x Light, 31 prompts. YAOI.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,481 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/10/2008 - Published: 10/4/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Winter Scarves by smirking-muse reviews
The minor mysteries of Harry’s scarf and his Hogsmeade date are solved in one easy pronouncement.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Swear to God by Autum reviews
Good little know-it-all's shouldn’t go around Imperio-ing accused deatheaters, no matter how good looking they are. I swear-to-god.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 567 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Hungry Eyes by herosexual reviews
Edward and Emmett, at home, alone, the door is closed. Anything could happen.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Edward, Emmett - Complete
Love By Numbers by eruthiel reviews
Oneshot. Drumknott comes to work and find a half-conscious Moist von Lipwig outside the Patrician's study. They end up discussing the new girl at the palace.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Complete
By the Power of Greyskull by succedissidor reviews
Matt and Mello, watchin' some eighties cartoons, gettin' some lifelong ideas about hairstyles. it's very short, so even if you hate it, it won't have wasted much of your time, so you should just go ahead and read it.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Of Quidditch Pants and Persuasion by It's Just Not Flowing reviews
Full title: The One Where The Entire Gryffindor Common Room Lusts After Harry Wearing Quidditch Pants and Hermione is Persuasive. That's rather self-explanatory, I think. Really, it's just best to move on. Equally pointless second chapter now added.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,135 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 825 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 9/22/2008 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Betelgeuse by Tierfal reviews
“We are not,” she announced, “naming our first-born son ‘Betelgeuse.’” A Dramione ficlet written for Marmalade Fever.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 665 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Colours by Karanguni reviews
Black isn't exactly Moist's colour, but Vetinari prefers to make his own decisions about this - and every - kind of thing.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,191 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Complete
That Kiss During Potions by BlackxZodiac reviews
Sizzle. Fizzle. It's hot in the dungeons and things just got steamy in Potions. HermionexDraco.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,802 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Being Happy by iamsusan reviews
Carrot has to talk to Angua about...something. Fluff mostly. My first non witches discworld story so please be kind!one shot R&R PLEASE!
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/15/2008 - Complete
He Nearly Went by Migratory reviews
Contains spoilers for Jingo. The Vimes who stayed behind to fight also had the wrong dis-organiser, and now Lady Sybil is left knowing what might have been.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Complete
Fancy A Go? by wardedportal reviews
Vimes can't deny her. He never could. -- Vimes/?, HET, Romance, 1796 words --
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,829 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Complete
Broccoli and the Art of Subterfuge by opalish reviews
Harry has some rather questionable parenting methods. And he may or may not be responsible for Draco Malfoy's receding hairline. NextGen crackfic oneshot!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 1,043 - Follows: 86 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Harry P., Albus S. P. - Complete
Taming Potter's Snake by faithwood reviews
It's very awkward when you're being molested by your own tattoo, but fortunately, Harry knows who to turn for help. SLASH. HPDM. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,391 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 762 - Follows: 54 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Living a Lie by Settiai reviews
Neither of them had the right to feel guilty. :: Gwen/Owen
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Gwen C., Owen H. - Complete
The Family Name: Third Year by Elbereth in April reviews
Crossover with Artemis Fowl. This year at Hogwarts: dementors, Hermione with a crush on an evil Slytherin genius, plots against Lucius, self-defense with Butler, spying on Lupin, and one alliance between Artemis and Draco guaranteed to shake things up.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 69,681 - Reviews: 790 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 8/18/2008 - Published: 12/1/2004 - Draco M., Artemis F. - Complete
Dead Cells by pyxie blue reviews
When you get right down to it, hair is just dead stuff, anyway. But who is he to talk her out of her fascination with it? Valiant
Modern Faerie Tales - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Complete
The Melancholy of Toph Bei Fong by Mistress of Sarcasm reviews
Toph is a girl on a mission, and no amout of cosmic energy or divine interfence is going to stop her. Watch out, Avatar-verse, The Cleaning Brigade is on the job!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,926 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/8/2008 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Coming Right Up! by Mistress of Sarcasm reviews
As Toph gathers her team, Zuko and Katara share a moment of almost-could-be's amid wooden spoons and measuring cups.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,038 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
The Right Circumstances by Mistress of Sarcasm reviews
Katara isn't quite sure why, but she knows looking into his eyes is a bad thing. A VERY bad thing.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,073 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
The Do's and Don'ts by Mistress of Sarcasm reviews
Toph's got some very strict specifications about who can - and CAN'T - date Zuko.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,402 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 53 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Two Heads Are Better Than One by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. Either Fred and George played a prank on Harry, Harry played a prank on Fred and George, or they're all playing pranks on everybody. Although to be honest, it really doesn't matter how it happened. WARNING: crude, immature, ADULT humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,097 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 870 - Follows: 191 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Complete
Detention Isn’t Always a Bad Thing by WeasleyForMe reviews
When does Hermione enjoy detention? When George is involved of course! A fluffy one-shot for the Twin Exchange July challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,702 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
A Wedding Day Interruption by Burg Gurl reviews
A wedding day is the most awaited day in the life of a woman, being the bride of the one she loves. Sometimes that doesn't happen. Not much of a summary, hehe. Story is much better!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 468 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Fathers of the Year by opalish reviews
Harry and Draco find ways to keep the hate alive. Albus Severus and Scorpius approve. NextGen oneshot crackfic ahoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 742 - Follows: 61 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy by OliviaJane reviews
One-Shot: Emmett dresses up in his cowboy getup to impress Rosalie and to reveal his secret passion to her. Let's just say Rosalie is a little more than impressed. What roll does Edward play in this very steamy moment? AH, OOC. A Twilight Award nominee.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,996 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Rosalie, Emmett - Complete
Only Draco's Mudblood by elvishwolf7 reviews
New year, new students from overseas. One starts picking on Hermione and Draco becomes protective. Rivaly starts...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 36,805 - Reviews: 1898 - Favs: 1,056 - Follows: 602 - Updated: 5/17/2008 - Published: 2/1/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8290 - Favs: 7,405 - Follows: 1,693 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Hermione's Rainbow by faitaccompli23 reviews
The colors representing the history of Draco and Hermione's relationship. oneshot. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,537 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Graffiti by Saulie reviews
Mello and Matt in an alley in L.A. They fly out in two days. Matt has a cigarette. Mello has cynicism. Can't imagine why.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,248 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Dose of Betrayal by authoressnebula reviews
Spoilers up through 3x12: "Dean would never forgive him for this." There's a fine line between betrayal and love.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,475 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
How to get kicked out of WalMart by lanna-misssunshine reviews
Bella and the Cullen's playing dares in WalMart, oh such fun... how much will they get away with before being tossed out? Read my notes story aswell, Ch61 is how this story started R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,218 - Reviews: 757 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 4/28/2008 - Published: 12/31/2007
Somebody To Love by sellthelie reviews
HarryHermione: Each time she told herself that she would hold herself together, and remain her usual competent self. She didn't though, and she hated that.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,161 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Biggest Fan by cheriepie89 reviews
Even L has his own secret pleasures and desires. pre-kira, LxMisa
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2008 - L, Misa A. - Complete
An Unexpected Life by tekhne reviews
Jacob stopped Bella from jumping. Edward eventually returns, but has some trouble finding Bella. AU, BxJ
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 45 - Words: 49,252 - Reviews: 1542 - Favs: 930 - Follows: 840 - Updated: 4/5/2008 - Published: 5/9/2007
Bitten by Sedentary Wordsmith reviews
Light and Matsuda can't help but wonder why L holds everything so peculiarly, but the explanation he gives doesn't help things much.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
Extra Credit by MollyBear reviews
I never expected to fall in love when I was 15. I don't think anyone does. It was a strange thing...to fall in love the way I did. It was so quick, so in-my-face that it knocked the breath right out of me.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,275 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Cedric D., Hermione G. - Complete
In Need of Green by lazer-angel reviews
It's St. Patrick's Day, and Hermione comes to realize that she owns nothing green. Nothing. Sore and irritated with getting pinched, she's desperate. And it just so happens that her roommate is a Slytherin...so he's sure to own something green. Isn't he?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Playing Doctor by Gwen Cooper Williams reviews
Post Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang. Gwen patches up Owen. Gwen/Owen
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,569 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Complete
She was Mine by kerriclifford240879 reviews
Draco’s thoughts as he thinks back over the past.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,468 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
I was His by kerriclifford240879 reviews
Hermione’s thoughts as she thinks back over the past.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,484 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
St Antony by Mikanis reviews
I walked towards him, intending to pass him and waltz right on up those stairs and disappear…just another nameless, inconsequential face in his night. Perhaps that was too submissive, because it caught his attention.- An edgy one-shot with Matt and Mello.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,371 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Strings that Tie to You by Erythros reviews
Today belongs to James, and tomorrow and tomorrow, but her yesterdays are the other boy’s, forever and forever.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 555 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
So He Watches by Erythros reviews
...In the flicker of the flames, in the shifting of the shadows, suddenly it all looks the same, her blood and his.' DHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
World Enough and Time by FicklePen reviews
He thinks she’s like the roots, holding him down, holding him steady. DMHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,325 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Pathetic by I-Can-Spell-Confusion-With-A-K reviews
Granger was dead. Granger was dead and everyone was acting like the sun had burnt out, like life was no longer worth living, like they should all just walk straight into the lake with their mouths open and drown. Pathetic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,576 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Personal Grooming for the Modern Man by twasadark reviews
Dean gets whammied. Sam gets freaked.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,509 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Spiral by ayanastar reviews
I was only looking for some humanity; for someone to see me as a person with feelings. Oh, I got that. In fact, I got more than I bargained for. The thing is the person who offered it to me was quite unexpected. That is how the uncontrollable spiral began
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,571 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Not Quite The Knight In Shining Armour by Kshetra reviews
Pre HBPWhen Hermione Granger is saved from a rather unpleasant future, her hero is none other than a very,very relucant Draco Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 61,702 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 1/28/2008 - Published: 8/21/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
He's Mine by CatherineWinner reviews
Sam is Dean's. John learns this the hard way. wincest
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,087 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 27 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
The Photograph of You and Me by opalish reviews
Gen WIaWSNB coda. No one should be able to pull off belligerent sincerity, but Sam’s master of the mixed emotion, always has been, and there’s a lump in Dean’s throat that stops him from arguing back.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,066 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Wisps by Saulie reviews
The shot never came. There's this stack of names between them, though, all written in a little black book. Oh well. The room's full of smoke. Tonight they're going to sleep together. MattMisa. For Acey.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,849 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/26/2007 - Matt, Misa A. - Complete
Kiss of Death by rejoice489 reviews
Walking home alone one night, Kira contemplates her best friends warning. Emily thinks a vampire is haunting their town. But Kira doesn't believe in vampires. That is, until she's attacked by one. Will he steal more than just her blood? Perhaps her heart?
Vampires - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,433 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Complete
Someone Else's Eyes by Erythros reviews
Father always said he liked Mother's eyes the most. Young Scorpius contemplates on what his father means. Implied DHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 416 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Baby, It's cold outside by Mikanis reviews
I swore I'd never write one, but here's some fun with L and Light. Slight OOC, but no warnings to speak of. The image of this just wouldn't go away. Just for fun. I really can't stay, Baby it's cold outside, I've got to go away, But Baby it's cold outside
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/18/2007 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Thongs by lazer-angel reviews
Draco and Hermione discuss an interesting subject: Thongs. Drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/12/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The 50 Reasons I Hate Hermione Granger by Kiska King reviews
by Draco Malfoy... I got bored, and decided to see what I could come up with. Read it, and maybe you'll like it. Complete and utter Dramione fluff
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,276 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
His Patronus by Hazel-Buttafly reviews
Oneshot. Hermione is curious of the form her husbands Patronus. An awkward subject for him to endure, Draco refuses to answer.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,955 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 43 - Published: 12/8/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Truth Or Dare: Mortal Mode by EdwardCullenOwnsMySoul reviews
Sequel to Truth Or Dare:Undead Style! The fun continues, at school! P.S. Please if you haven't read Truth Or Dare: Undead Style read it first otherwise not everything's gonna make sense! Please read and review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,908 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 12/2/2007 - Published: 10/5/2007 - Complete
It Was So Obvious by Karin Ochibi-chan reviews
Max's point of view on his grandchildren's changed views on each other and their relationship with one another during the summer trip. [BxG BenxGwen] Max's POV.
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,103 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Complete
Past Conditional by Saulie reviews
Any accomplice worth his salt makes the rendezvous, for God's sake. Skewed version of chapter 99. Matt and Near talk on the phone. Whether Near gives a damn is as always anyone's guess.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,974 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Matt, Near
Cupcakes by Angel Ren reviews
As a class project, everyone has been asked to bring something homemade. Only, Edward can't cook. Bella offers to help. Mix in some Emmett, and there's a recipe for disaster! B&E Fluff
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,957 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 10/28/2007 - Published: 10/4/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Given Freely by CatherineWinner reviews
Five things Dean gave for Sam [Wincest]
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Full Circle by Angel Ren reviews
Post Eclipse Canon Oneshot: Carlisle is with Jacob, Edward Cullen and Bella Swan sit on a specific cliff on the reservation and together, they discover revelations about who they are, what they did, and what will happen. B&E Fluff!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,805 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stealing Has Its Exceptions by LovelyPriestess reviews
[Short Oneshot] Bella wants Edward to steal something VERY important... Something we all would have had Edward stolen if we knew him.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 352 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Complete
In Love, I Lost by SociallyDriven reviews
Graduation day. She's secretly in love with him. He doesn't know. Oneshot. HGDM. I suck at summaries. Please read.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,680 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Lessons by The Almighty Cheez It reviews
Holy Pants of Ravenclaw! If I had known that Muggles could do this I wouldn't have gone on about Purebloods so much!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/15/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Smokin' Yagami Lights by Saulie reviews
AUish, but only practically speaking. Matt meets Light for no good reason. Sometimes knowledge never manages to add up to power, huh?
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,257 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Matt, Light Y. - Complete
Circulation by SakuraxSiren reviews
Short fluffy pointless one shot, JacobBella...no definite time period...
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/3/2007 - Complete
Emmett and the Mosquito by Rosalie Sparrow reviews
A mosquito has come into the Cullen house and starts to annoy Emmett. Will all be hunky dory or will there be catastrophe?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Complete
The Cat Came Back by Hanako A reviews
Draco Malfoy is bound and determined to make it inside his girlfriend's private room, no matter what sort of obstacles are in his way. Too bad he forgot about her cat. DHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,197 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/24/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Dictionary by Hanako A reviews
The dictionary Hermione summons when trying to settle an argument in Scrabble isn't the standard one she was expecting.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,342 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 22 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Lemonade The Sequel by FictionFiend75 reviews
for those of you who loved Lemonade and even those who didn't. a funny one shot about the effect lemonade has on some of our favorite vampires.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Complete
Things You Should Never Do by Sadness-is-Beautiful reviews
50 things you should never, ever, ever do, as demonstrated by the good people...and vampires...and werewolves...of Forks.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 8,852 - Reviews: 584 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 9/10/2007 - Published: 3/1/2007
Hot Chocolate by Angel Ren reviews
Sequel to Butterfly Kisses: Is it time for revenge? Edward Cullen, Snowballs, Bella Swan, Snowangels, Vampires and Hot Chocolate! Whatever is a girl to do? Pure Fluff! Note: Set after Eclipse mild spoilers!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,346 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 38 - Published: 9/4/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Real Edward Cullen by iamcool511 reviews
What really happens when Edward goes hunting... When Emmett and Bella decide to surprise Edward, they see somthing that will change both of their lives forever. read & review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,788 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 8/21/2007 - Published: 1/4/2007
King Me by Slivovitz reviews
She wouldn't let herself love anyone, even if they were clearly meant to be. Hermione finally finds someone to play checkers with. DMHG oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,556 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
I Love Ed by LovelyPriestess reviews
[Fluffy Oneshot][EB] Bella compares a kitten to Edward... causing an interesting argument.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Complete
Brainstorming pranks by Llama Mama23 reviews
The Cullens decide to play a prank on Edward. Will he find out? How is Bella involved? How far will the Cullens go with this trick? A silly oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,960 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 67 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Complete
Pixellated Cookie Justice by Saulie reviews
L and Matt have a chance encounter in the Wammy's kitchen at 3:30 AM.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,419 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/16/2007 - L, Matt - Complete
Edward's list of things to do revised! by DreamsAreMadeOfVampires reviews
Last Edward torture list! Hope you like it! Please review!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 378 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Complete
The Naked WolfBoys of La Push by sillybella reviews
I couldn’t help wondering about the werewolves’ clothes – or lack of them since they are always bursting out of them. I’ve been promised that the answer will be in Eclipse, so I figured I better hurry and write this before my hopes for naked wolfboys are
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,864 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 8/6/2007 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Complete
Lemonade by EdwardCullenOwnsMySoul reviews
Bella has a lemonade stand and Mike and Jake get a little competitive Please R&R rated T for safety! Grapes the sequel is now posted!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,930 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Complete
Butterfly Kisses by Angel Ren reviews
Edward mentioned more than once how pleasant Bella's warmth was. Bella began to wonder if a warm bath would feel the same. With a little help from Alice, Bella makes a plan to find out, and rattle the unshakeable Edward Cullen, too. Oneshot. Pure Fluff!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,855 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 66 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Birds and the Bees by Tee2007 reviews
Carlisle has The Talk with Edward so things are sure to go awry! The new chapter is finally here, thank you for waiting so patiently. Coming up next is Alice and Rosalie having The Talk with Bella, so stay tuned! Rated T for suggestive situations!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,989 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 7/27/2007 - Published: 4/2/2007
Of Expectations: Breakfast at the Malfoys by drano reviews
Breakfast at the Malfoys. Doesn't take Deathly Hallows into account
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,999 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Moments Insanity by Archosy reviews
I'm Draco Malfoy, and I'm hiding from my highly insane wife at the moment under our table. Right now you're probably wondering what I'm thinking. Well, I'll tell you. Right now I'm thinking maybe the closet would have been better...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,804 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Firewhisky by Rosarita Sauvage reviews
Hermione and Draco duel in the hallway and get sentenced to detention. Boredom brings on the Firewhisky... Laughter insues. Oneshot. Rated T for language and drinking.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,015 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Trelawney's Teacups by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco, Harry, and Hermione are trapped in Trelawney's tower on a hot afternoon. Draco convinces them to play cards to pass the time. Too bad they don't allow three character selections, because... yeah. Mature adult content like whoa.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,473 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 93 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
All I Want by blue movies reviews
Draco Malfoy mourns Hermione Granger the only way a spoiled rich kid knows how. Told from Narcissa Malfoy's POV. Oneshot. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,777 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 949 - Follows: 68 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Vestiges of Me by PoeticallyPathetic19 reviews
Wincest. Dean's dealing with the fallout of Sam's leaving for Stanford.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,822 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Complete
Flying by Lucy H reviews
Sirius is bored of brooms. [oneshot]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,668 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Crossover: Swoonworthy by porpierita reviews
Crossover oneshot! Who's the most swoonworthy for you? Contest where YOU get to decide in your reviews! Contestants: Draco Malfoy Harry Potter, Artemis Fowl, Nathaniel Bartimaeus, Murtagh Inheritence. Read and review with your selections!
Crossover - Artemis Fowl & Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 915 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Artemis F., Nathaniel - Complete
Not Just A Typical Day by sarahyyy reviews
During Potions class, Neville blows up his potion. What happens? Oneshot ridiculous Dramione drabble. -Runner up at Dramione Awards on LJ for Best Drabble-
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 334 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/7/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
You Know You're Not In Love When by blue sapphire lady reviews
Draco Malfoy makes a very interesting list one day, denying the love he has for a certain brown haired witch.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Minister Scrimgeour Does Not Approve by Lomonaaeren reviews
Postwar, HPDM slash. The Ministry has regulations that prevent Auror partners from dating. Minister Scrimgeour knows Aurors Potter and Malfoy are dating, and he's about to sack Potter any minute now. If he can catch them at it, of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,733 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 1,047 - Follows: 100 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Hermione's Homework by That One Condition reviews
Draco Malfoy is watching Hermione Granger do her homework. Only what if that wasn't her homework? What if it's a list of some sort? And another question, what happens when Draco reads it? Oneshot. Against my entire being to write this pairing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 41 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Eighty Percent by ice illuser reviews
There was a good eighty percent chance that the feelings that L held for Amane Misa were more than strictly platonic.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,588 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/23/2007 - L, Misa A. - Complete
Mistaken by Lacklustre reviews
What do you do when you find out that your best friend’s boyfriend is your enemy? Break them up of course! It’s the right thing to do... Riiight? Oneshot, Light and Dramione.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,443 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
After the Storm by Bil reviews
When it's all over, Hermione has an ordinary life. HPHG. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,343 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Minerva and Crustacea by tami3 reviews
Modern rewrite of Minerva and Arachne where both are gourmet cooks. Pure humor.
Greek Mythology - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 837 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Complete
Scales and a Tail by Halfling reviews
Unfinished. The Scales is a secret Slytherin society within Hogwarts. Its male only policy must change for an upcoming event, and Draco grudgingly recruits Hermione. This choice contributes to something more important than imagined.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 100,073 - Reviews: 3995 - Favs: 2,356 - Follows: 2,070 - Updated: 6/1/2007 - Published: 4/16/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Vampiric Peaches by Llama Mama23 reviews
Emmett decides to attempt to turn peaches into vampires. WARNING: Extremely pointless and stupid!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,813 - Reviews: 748 - Favs: 893 - Follows: 120 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Complete
Breathe by SlvrSoleAlchmst1 reviews
[Hinted shounen ai: Matt x Mello] Speaking Mello’s name out loud made him burn. He’d been injected with a deadly dose of venom in black leather, and now he was writhing in his death throes. The trouble was that he liked it.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,434 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/9/2007 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Stripped by Saulie reviews
Matt hates listening to boring people talk, Mello finishes sentences quickly, Wammy's is not up to date on the modern aesthetic and the 'stripped' prompt is given a highly disappointing interpretation.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,803 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/8/2007 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Chemical Reactions by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Chemistry gives Draco some ideas... HPDM, DMHP, slash, nonmagic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,393 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/7/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Isolated Incident by Saulie reviews
When Misa made out with Ryuuzaki in the hallway for two minutes and fiftyfour seconds, it wasn’t because she was in love with him.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,126 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/19/2007 - Misa A., L - Complete
Addicted to Mints by Lacklustre reviews
Draco Malfoy is an addict. A mint addict… A light Dramione Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,748 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Bus Stop by Marmalade Fever reviews
Every morning, Draco and Hermione meet at the bus stop. A romance revolving around an umbrella. DMHG Post HBP COMPLETE Winner at the Dramione Awards.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,449 - Reviews: 896 - Favs: 2,465 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 3/30/2007 - Published: 12/1/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Breathe by Argosy reviews
The war is over and everyone wants something from Hermione. But that's nothing new. She can handle it. Really. DracoHermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,235 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/20/2007 - Published: 3/17/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Forever and Always by Sadness-is-Beautiful reviews
You know how they say the eyes are the windows to your soul?” He nodded tensely.She cupped his face in her hands and stood on her toes to stare into shining topaz.“You have beautiful eyes, Edward.”
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 854 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/9/2007 - Complete
Awkward by Renegade87 reviews
Umm,...underage wincest, which Im still suprised I wrote seeing as I hate it, but whatever. Just Sam being nervous and Dean helping him out, not anything graphic, just some smooching
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,800 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
With or Without You by Wildhoneyu2 reviews
46's FINALLY UP! “Why did you do it, Malfoy?” Hermione shook the parchment angrily. “WHY DID YOU DO IT TO ME?” An HGDM history. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 49 - Words: 122,981 - Reviews: 837 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 2/12/2007 - Published: 10/10/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Jasper in Gym by LindaRoo reviews
A PE scene from Twilight, from Jasper's point of view.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,282 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 36 - Published: 2/1/2007 - Complete
Stupid Krum by bitchfit26 reviews
Has it ever occurred to you that Draco might have asked Hermione to the Yule Ball during their fourth year? A ficlet.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,137 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/12/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Love Like Winter by empathapathique reviews
He was her savior, a bloody angel with bloody hands, a soothing touch, and so much pain in his eyes that she ached with the need to protect him, take him into her body—protecting him with her own—and never let him go. DHr Not HBPcompliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,640 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Bibamus, Moriendum Est by Saulie reviews
Death's unavoidable, let's have a drink. A little slice of an aristocratic AU. L, Light, and a rejected exchange.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/21/2006 - Light Y., L - Complete
Eternal Dance by Milk Bone Addict reviews
Based on the comics by MadSniper from DevantArt. Totally awesome, check it out!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,317 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/19/2006 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Setups by Saulie reviews
Matt had the theoretically useless knowledge that he’d do anything, now. Whatever. Mattcentric speculation.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,315 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/13/2006 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Looks by Saulie reviews
It was something to do, living. Matt and Mello and something that didn't happen.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,361 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/12/2006 - Matt, Mello - Complete
The Birthday by Shadowfax220 reviews
Just this once Sammy gets drunk.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,424 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/22/2006 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Said the Spider by opalish reviews
The first time Blaise kissed him, Harry bolted. PostHBP slashtastic oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,021 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/6/2006 - Harry P., Blaise Z. - Complete
How To Celebrate by Eumenidies reviews
It takes a Slytherin to show the Griffindors how they should be celebrating. One Shot. Contains Swearing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/6/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Dreams Unwanted by kytus reviews
Dramione Drabble. He is haunted by her image.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 141 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/2/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Her One Desire by Marmalade Fever reviews
On Hermione's 100th birthday, she looks into a mirror of Erised and finds her one desire is to be in love with Draco Malfoy. DMHG Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,556 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/30/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Truly, Madly, Deeply by MusicalCatharsis reviews
He set her the task of killing her own parents. She did not even blink an eye when she pointed her wand at them. She was too far gone at this point, it was survival of the fittest. Kill or be Killed. She would rather kill
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,288 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/23/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Insert Title Here by opalish reviews
How Harry defeated the Dark Lord. 'Flounce, little veela! Flounce like the wind.' PostHBP HarryGinny oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,666 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 52 - Published: 4/17/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Confessions of a Deviant Nature by Lover of Angelus reviews
My name is John Winchester, and I think my son just killed himself. WINCEST.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,526 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/17/2006 - Dean W., John W. - Complete
Sarcasm by fictitiousburn reviews
[PostHogwarts] [DracoHermione] Hermione uses sarcasm and scares the wit out of her flatmate, Draco Malfoy. And Draco scares her back. DialogueShot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,378 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
H2Oh! by MagicFire reviews
On a too hot day, a certain Slytherin decides to cool things down..in an interesting way...one shot. DH Fluff to maximum. Made by request for her Dramione Love Shrine.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,618 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/11/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Rolling Bed Hog by Dragon's Mudblood reviews
[OneShot] Hermione gives draco the title of 'a rolling bed hog' and threatens to leave after having enough of falling down. DMHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 386 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/8/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Toast by Lowlands Girl reviews
[Pre HBP] Draco likes it thin, Hermione likes it thick. This is a major problem in their married life.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 699 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Taming of the Shrewd by ahlade reviews
‘A pretty boy like you shouldn’t be out on a dark night like this,’ she breathed, drawing one finger under his chin and tilting his head up. ‘There are monsters afoot, and oh, horny girls who have just found out that their boyfriends are completely and ir
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,131 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/7/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Beginner's Guide To Dramione Romance by arctique48 reviews
All you need to know when constructing a beautiful love affair between sworn enemies. [Parody] REPOST
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,893 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/27/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Trials of Draco by Kraken's Daughter reviews
Ah, the hardships one man must go through in order to win the heart of his beloved. [oneshot]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,142 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/13/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Saving Draco Malfoy by apathetica reviews
“How does it feel? When she thanks you for saving her life?” Blaise said. Draco’s face twisted, mimicking the tightening of his chest. "Like hell.” Draco said. “Maybe you’ve got a heart after all” Blaise whispered. “That makes one of us.” Draco returned.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 95,527 - Reviews: 1129 - Favs: 832 - Follows: 530 - Updated: 1/7/2006 - Published: 9/13/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Of Spoons and Potatoes by deepfriedorc reviews
Draco says something to Hermione that shocks her beyond belief
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 808 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/7/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
It Always Happens Under the Mistletoe by His Spectacles reviews
Ginny finally kisses Harry under the mistletoe! She’s ecstatic. Until Draco Malfoy intrudes and shows her the proper way to kiss Harry. My belatedChristmas 05 fic! HD SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 2,118 - Follows: 207 - Published: 12/29/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Parents Too Young by AngelicDevil1 reviews
For a new class the students are put into pairs and given a baby to look after for 3 weeks. Two enemies are paired together, but maybe a baby is what they need to bring them together. Let the fun begin. HermioneDraco
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 75,410 - Reviews: 2935 - Favs: 2,207 - Follows: 512 - Updated: 12/22/2005 - Published: 7/29/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Five Galleons Says She Wins by Hafthand reviews
Winner of the 'Best Humor Fiction' in the Goblets Award 2007! ‘Five galleons says she wins this time,’ Blaise said after a moment’s thought. He fished out the gold and flashed it at TheBoyWhoLived. DrHr
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 34 - Published: 12/21/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Right Hufflepuff by opalish reviews
PostHBP, Ron's POV. 'I swear, Harry’s turned me into a right Hufflepuff.'
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 42 - Published: 12/5/2005 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
The Right Kind of Wrong by AJ Seawiel reviews
COMPLETE Oneshot. Ron has professed his love to her but Hermione doesn't feel the same. She goes for a walk and finally stumbles across the one person who makes her melt. 'It's wrong... but it feels so right...' Hermione thought. Inspired by the song.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,211 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/1/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Hazards of Knowing It All by opalish reviews
Onesided CedricHarry, Hermione's POV. What's smart isn't always what's best.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 999 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/29/2005 - Cedric D., Harry P. - Complete
An Intermediate Guide to Dramione Romance by arctique48 reviews
Taking your enemy matchmaking to the next level. We hope to steer you in the right direction in your PostHBP stories, whether you are taking note of the book or not. [Parody]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,867 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/1/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Deal by Erythros reviews
No attractions. The Head Boy and Girl strike up a deal they find that they can not follow after all. DHr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,668 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 6/26/2005 - Published: 3/2/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
That Doesn't Mean by Erythros reviews
He calls her the most horrible thing he can ever think of … But that doesn’t mean he doesn’t like her. DHr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,597 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/5/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
It started with a dance by dmhg reviews
It started with a dance. DMHG COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,659 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/20/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Morning, Noon, Night by zarah joyce reviews
For never was a story of more woe, than this of Juliet and her Romeo. DHr with a twist.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,442 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/19/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Hogwarts Charity Auction by Plumgirl reviews
ONESHOT For the first time ever, Hogwarts holds a charity human auction. Interesting and shocking bids are made, and one boy makes a startling bid that leads him to a realization. HPHG, GWDM, RWLL, and SS?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,469 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/29/2005 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter's Girlfriend by wyredsisters reviews
Draco sees Harry Potter's Girlfriend at the Annual Slytherin Christmas party.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/2/2005 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Fortune Favors the Bold by opalish reviews
BillHarry slash. Ginny was the first to recognize the signs. The reddened cheeks, the sidelong glances, the funny little smiles...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 881 - Follows: 93 - Published: 1/25/2005 - Harry P., Bill W. - Complete
Investigation by CocoaFlavourPunk reviews
[One-shot]Draco's been acting weird so Ron stalks him in order to find out what's going on with the blond the results are startling as Ron finds out Malfoy's in love with one of his friends HGDM
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/5/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
At First Sight by opalish reviews
If there was one sin, Ginny later decided, one unforgivable sin shared by the world, it was that no one saw Harry. Not Ron, not Hermione, and until that moment, not her.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 37 - Published: 12/27/2004 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Three Parts of a Whole by opalish reviews
RHHr...yes, it's a Trio threesome. Hermione's POV. 'He doesn't laugh often. He normally doesn't even smile anymore, unless he's alone with Ron and me.'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/27/2004 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Your Most Prized Possession? by headstrongTM reviews
COMPLETED Ron and Hermione have been going out in their summer before 6th year. But what happens when Draco and Ron have a chess game...and Hermione is the prize? DMHG pairing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,244 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/31/2004 - Published: 7/12/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Ways to Eat Chocolate by wingless87 reviews
What happens when you just have to have that something in your hands? What would you do if someone got in your way? Nothing could stop Draco from getting one of life's greatest pleasure - Chocolate.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,625 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/21/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Family Name by Elbereth in April reviews
Artemis-Harry Potter Crossover. Artemis learns he is a wizard. Put one unethical child genius in Hogwarts and watch the schemes and rivalries unfold. COMPLETE
Crossover - Harry Potter & Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 92,631 - Reviews: 951 - Favs: 811 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 7/12/2004 - Published: 9/21/2003 - Draco M., Artemis F. - Complete
The Heart Loves What It Loves by starfish.dancer reviews
On a hot day in spring, one solitary teenager contemplates love, never expecting to discover that, despite all reason and logic, she's already fallen.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,807 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/22/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Tension and Release by Wynn reviews
New part added 05.23. Draco lives a life of control, constantly searching for release from the tension. Hermione lives a life of chaos, attempting to impose order on her life. A conversation between them changes everything.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,031 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/23/2004 - Published: 11/9/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Someone Else by ldee417 reviews
All Hermione wants to do is study. (A little fluff. A little snog. A little mystery.) --COMPLETE--
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,372 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/1/2003 - Published: 11/19/2003 - Hermione G. - Complete
Kissing Booth by Marionette reviews
Draco, Hermione, and a kissing booth. Need I say more?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,150 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 28 - Published: 10/18/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Interview by moveablehistory reviews
...It's not about love, it's about commitment... Draco Malfoy explains to Rita Skeeter the curious arrangement with his wife, Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 836 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/24/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Let Him Stumble Sometimes by IndianSpice reviews
One parter. DHr: Have you ever realized that the worst way to miss someone is when they're right beside you--close enough for you to touch--and yet, you know that you can never have them?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,314 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/5/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
From the light... to the dark by Dark Opal reviews
How much trust would YOU put in your girlfriend? This is a one shot deal, so don't worry. And it's a deathfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,689 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/29/2002 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Do You Know What Today Is? by Bohemian-Vixen reviews
It's Draco and Hermione's 10th wedding anniversary. Like a typical man, Draco forgets. How does he make it up to her? Knowing Draco, there's always a twist. *complete*
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,228 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/4/2002 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
What He Sees (When He Looks Into The Mirror) by The Rebellious Observer reviews
Because, sometimes, you don't know what you want until it's too late. H/D slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,297 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/24/2002 - Harry P., Draco M.
It Was The Sunglasses... by Calypso in Love reviews
Hermione is looking for a summer fling, and she gets it when the mysterious 'Dr. Love' shows up... *D/Hr, complete*
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,517 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/10/2002 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
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The Night Before The Morning After reviews
Matt had never quite appreciated Mello's leather until he wasn't wearing it anymore. Because now he can see a lot more of Mello, and things are starting to get tense ... Matt/Mello oneshot smut.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,657 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/8/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
How Stand I Then reviews
Matt was bored. His nintendo was flat, Mello was ignoring him and the only thing standing between Matt and total brain shutdown from lack of stimulation was Misa Amane. Matt/Misa, slight Matt/Mello
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,047 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 34 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Matt, Misa A. - Complete
How Draco Malfoy And His Banana Seduced Hermione reviews
The way Malfoy was peeling that banana did strange things to Hermione's insides. Clutched in his hands, the half-naked banana looked slightly dirty and extremely indecent. Half smut, half sexual tension - all Dramione. Smutt, cursing and bad innuendos
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,439 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Hug a Slytherin Day reviews
Fred and George decide that its about time for Hogwarts to show the Slytherins how much it cares ... and what better way than to declare today "Hug a Slytherin Day!" DRAMIONE oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,350 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 28 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Malfoy Smile reviews
Draco wants revenge ... against Crookshanks. But how much is he willing to sacrifice for a cat? Apparently, a lot. ONE SHOT in honour of today being Draco Malfoy's Birthday!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,252 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The making of a Fowl sandwich reviews
Mulch diggums has important information ... but first, he needs a sandwich. It's up to Artemis to brave the domestic horrors of the kitchen, and save the day. Based on when Artemis attempts to make a sandwhich ONE SHOT
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Artemis F., Mulch D. - Complete
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