Tori Angeli
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Joined 06-15-07, id: 1301550, Profile Updated: 05-24-09
Author has written 26 stories for Ninja Turtles, and Star Trek: 2009.

I assume because you are reading this that you are interested, so I'll try to make it worth your time. My pen name is Tori Angeli, full name Maria Victoria Angeli. It is not my real name. It is not the name of my Mary Sue counterpart. Actually, the name initially belonged to a minor character in an original story of mine a few years back. I detested her--she was one of those disposable villains who tries to blackmail the main character into sleeping with her, things like that. A viper. She was killed fairly quickly in the story, but I liked her name so much that I decided to go with it for a pen name.

In high school I dabbled in BTVS/ATS fan fiction under alias "Crescendo," but very little of that saw the light of day, and I mostly did it as a point of bonding with a friend of mine. I wrote a little LOST fan fiction during its first season, but ended up being so swamped in college work that I didn't write much of anything for some time aside from a little original fiction. And music. Lots and lots of music.

Now that I have gotten my World's Most Useless Degree, I am beginning to turn to more mature topics--specifically, talking anthropomorphic turtles who fight crime with MAD NINJA SKILLZ. Like most children growing up around the late 80's and early 90's, I watched the old Ninja Turtles cartoon. Like all 5-7 year old girls back then, I had a crush on Raphael. I watched and watched the movies. I played with the action figures. I probably grew out of it about the time the rest of my siblings did.

After that, the turtles were simply sort of fond memories that brought vague feelings of nostalgia until the 2007 movie came out. The movie was so badly advertised that I didn't know it had come out until my friends suggested we go see it. We did, and I didn't expect to like it. I had a blast. I went home and looked up old episodes on YouTube, and eventually discovered the new cartoon series. I liked that, too. Eventually, out of curiosity, I ventured into the fan fiction area and was shocked to find a great number of truly gifted writers in the fandom. Many are my age or older. Inevitably, I started getting ideas, and inevitably, I signed up.

There isn't a lot to say about my writing. I try to come up with fresh takes on less overused ideas. I will never write MPreg.

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The Talk by Winnychan reviews
The turtles must endure a rather belated Talk about the birds and the bees. Mortification ensues! Set after the CGI movie. Meant for mature readers only please, due to the adult topics discussed. Author does not take responsibility for brain breakage.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 65,825 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 12/26/2010 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Donatello
Bound by KameTerra reviews
Friendship, family, love, and honor are the binding forces of life. But when life gets messy, some bonds sever too easily while others seem to hold you too tight. Features Don & April, but not in the way you might think!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 89,625 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Complete
Drowned Rats by Ominous-Shadow reviews
With water rising and their Captain busy, McCoy and Spock find themselves in agreement: They were going to die. McCoy/Spock!Friendship.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Spock, L. McCoy - Complete
Young Christmas by madwriter223 reviews
Turtle Tot Fic The Tots are preparing for Christmas. And of course, there has to be an argument. Rated for cuteness, and a small accident.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,026 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Leonardo, Raphael - Complete
Strange Way of Showing by SpiritBearr reviews
The most important thing you had to understand about Leonard McCoy, was that he only groused at people he liked.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,794 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/19/2009 - L. McCoy - Complete
Ad partes dolentes by ninamonkey reviews
Time for the doc to take a dose of his own medicine. Gen fic. Written for the Drabble at the Edge of Forever, Challenge #100: McCoy, SpockPrime, and unpredictable. Strong language
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,380 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/26/2009 - L. McCoy/Bones, Spock Prime - Complete
Fractured By The Fall by It'sTimeToDance reviews
James T. Kirk was not afraid.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/23/2009 - J. Kirk - Complete
Don't Tell Him I Said That by tFantasyFan reviews
I'm foraying into up-front turtlecest. A gathering of Raph/Mikey one-shots. Show some love. Nothing very explicit.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,351 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/7/2009 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Michelangelo, Raphael
Mrs Parr's Gargoyle by Swallowraven reviews
She spies something inhuman on the roof, and can't tell if it's performance art or a living gargoyle, but it's a nice distraction. Also, its feet are filthy and she hopes to god that thing is only a tail. A romance. Really.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,763 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/12/2008 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Complete
Things You Never Throw Away by Kay the Cricketed reviews
Ficlet. Sometimes Mikey has nightmares that he's somehow lost his brothers, put them away, like the many toys he's boxed over the years.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,182 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Michelangelo - Complete
Smacked by Rebell reviews
Mikey is often prone to being smacked by his elder brothers. Everyone knows it, and it's come to be expected by even Mikey himself. One time though, a smack on the head brings unexpected results and Raph is left feeling rather guilty.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,623 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Michelangelo, Raphael - Complete
Waking Up by fren reviews
Leo doesn't dream about things he wants. For good reason. Casey x Leo? One-shot.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,960 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Leonardo, Casey Jones - Complete
To All Things Forgotten and Abandoned by Serendipity1 reviews
A story about Mashimi and Yoshi living on the streets and they and Tang Shen as children in the care of the Ancient One. The meaning of friendship and the usefulness of honor, in Mashimi's POV.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,659 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Complete
Dare ga Naritai ka by Aubretia Lycania reviews
Raphael and Michelangelo have a difficult brother dynamic, and it’s high-time they taught one another a lesson. Chibi fic, WTL verse; birthday fic for Winnychan.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,921 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Michelangelo, Raphael - Complete
Failures in Romance by Serendipity1 reviews
Sometimes, love conquers all and it is beautiful. Sometimes, people have blindingly horrific failures in attempting to woo Ninja Turtles. Guess which scenario this story is about. Warning for sexual references and rampant insanity.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,146 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/15/2007 - Complete
Walking the Line by Aubretia Lycania reviews
Old masks come back to haunt, and it’s time for the brothers to let one of the most important things go...time for a wedding, a funeral, a reunion, growing up. Sequel to Of Honor and Innocence and What Cannot Be Fixed.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Spiritual - Chapters: 23 - Words: 107,529 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/14/2007 - Published: 5/3/2007 - Complete
Ship of Fools by Swallowraven reviews
Keep them tightly bound, and keep them weak. These creatures are very fast and powerful...and they will be desperate. Received 1st place for Best Raphael Scene, 2nd place for Best New Story in 2006 Fanfic Comp, 1st place for Best Ongoing Story in 2007.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,691 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 9/27/2007 - Published: 7/28/2006
Underdark by Nekotsuki reviews
He’s hanging upside down in the middle of the great underdark, weighed down by a half hysterical turtle in the middle of a bunch of pipes and water and rock that are conspiring to kill us both off, and Leo still manages to sound like he Has A Plan.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 43,734 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 728 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 9/3/2007 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Michelangelo, Leonardo - Complete
TMNT: Dust of Life by princessebee reviews
Something's going down amongst the down and out of NYC. Can Raphael figure out what? Are the turtles able to help? Profanity, drug use, sexual references, violence. WINNER 3rd Place Best Hentai in Adult FanFic Awards.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 53,842 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Raphael, Leonardo - Complete
On Your Own by Oroku Saki reviews
After a serious accident in the Technodrome, Shredder and Krang decide to go their separate ways. However Shredder quickly experiences a few problems when trying to adopt a new career path. Oneshot.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,179 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Shredder, Krang - Complete
The Butcher and Baker and Candlestick Maker by Kay the Cricketed reviews
Raphael has always followed his instincts, but when his gut is screaming at him to match wits with an insane, bloody dreamworld of the future, what's a guy to do? Stop the candle and save all of his brothers, that's what.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,676 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 75 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Raphael, Leonardo
The Worst Day by kytyngurl2 reviews
A young turtle's life is changed forever one day, and not for the better.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 944 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Updated: 7/6/2007 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Complete
Misadventures by Serendipity1 reviews
Misadventures in Maliciously Misattributed Medication' On a routine training mission, Leonardo finds himself on the wrong end of yet another dart, and hijinks ensue. Also, Raphael is a jerk. Bad feng shui and spices enclosed. Concrit well received.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,645 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Leonardo, Raphael - Complete
Yo Ho Ho! by Hoodoo reviews
Challenge: Write a story that centers around an unusual object in the possession of either the TMNT or Master Splinter. Originally posted at Stealthy Stories. Oneshot.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,037 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Complete
Just A Story by Tristripe reviews
When he realizes something is wrong, Raphael must find out what went wrong, who made it wrong, and who decided not to tell him something was wrong. Too bad no one has a straight answer.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,848 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Michelangelo, Raphael - Complete
Notes from a Pizza Parlour by Starkiller reviews
Murder, love and lies in a New York pizza parlour. A Michelangelo romance. Possible Irma x Donnie romance.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,973 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/8/2007 - Published: 3/23/2007 - Michelangelo, Donatello, Irma L.
Of Honor and Innocence by Aubretia Lycania reviews
Splinter has still not returned, and a murder in the sewers related to the mysterious Karai drags the turtles back into the world of the Foot. Sequel to What Cannot Be Fixed.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Spiritual - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,016 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/30/2007 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Complete
Of Feet And Centipedes by piratestripes reviews
April needs Casey's help to kill a certain something in the bathroom, and he's more than happy to help out for a price. 1st moviebased.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,861 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/29/2007 - Complete
What Cannot Be Fixed by Aubretia Lycania reviews
Splinter’s leaving his sons for Japan, and the turtles’ family ties are being redrawn. It’s time for Raphael to learn control, for Michelangelo to take control, and for Leonardo and Donatello to deal with what they can't control...including their brothers
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,114 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/5/2007 - Published: 4/3/2007 - Complete
Silence by LucyToo reviews
Is it worse to suffer in protection of those you love, or to watch someone suffer to protect you? Leo, Don, Mike, and Raph struggle to recover from a horrifying captivity. Now completed!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,898 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/1/2007 - Published: 3/26/2007 - Complete
The Mary Sue Auditions by Swallowraven reviews
The villians of the TMNT really want to destroy them this time! They'll even hold their own Mary Sue auditions to do it. Yes, it all gets quite silly. Received 2nd place for Best Comedy in 2007 Fanfic Competition.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,825 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Complete
Pushing the Envelope by Splinter reviews
Raphael is pushing and Splinter is frustrated. Who will win? Rated for language.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/25/2006 - Complete
Rodriguez by Agent Orange reviews
There is no greater love than that between a man and his sumo wrestling beetle. Complete.
Samurai Champloo - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,303 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/29/2006 - Published: 8/24/2006 - Complete
The Healing Power of Ice Cream by Reluctant Dragon reviews
In which we find that ice cream has curative properties. Of course, only when Mikey is around… Oneshot.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,119 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/23/2005 - Complete
JUST A BIG OL' SOFTIE by kyabetsu reviews
Raphael's got the lair to himself, and after a full 3 days of doing whatever he wants, he's EXHAUSTED. What does it take to get a little SLEEP? Rated PG for Raph's mouth, but G situations.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,865 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 24 - Published: 12/28/2004
Choices by Moonlit Aria reviews
"Since the moment he knew he loved Nightfall more than the next breath which would ensure his continued existence, Redlance had hoped beyond reason that he might come to know her soul and she his own." [ The eve of war, vignette based on Quest's End. ]
ElfQuest - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,471 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/21/2003
The Official Fanfiction University of Middleearth by misscam reviews
The fic that spawned miniBalrogs, Elrond's Naturally Nine, the MorgothSauron feud, Urple, the WitchWall and finally, Gimli got the girl.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 66,366 - Reviews: 3059 - Favs: 1,778 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 7/12/2002 - Published: 3/8/2002 - Complete
Alternate Endings To Retribution by Random Dent reviews
A few ideas as to how they could have ended 'Retribution' better. Almost entirely non-slash.
Horatio Hornblower - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,437 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 10 - Published: 5/6/2002
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Katra reviews
Spock Prime is killed before his people are settled, and the man who could not save him finds himself repeating a future he will never experience. Now McCoy must lay the dead to rest before he crumples under a burden humans were not built to bear.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,367 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 11/19/2009 - Published: 5/24/2009 - L. McCoy/Bones, Spock
Endgame reviews
Sequel to The Halfway Point. An enemy who knows Raphael's secret strikes at his weakest point. Meanwhile, Donatello tries to deal with the unthinkable when Leonardo's vengeance returns to him from a source neither thought possible.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,525 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Complete
Unafraid reviews
Part of him wished he’d crumpled up the paper and its chickenscratch without bothering to find out what it was. But there were six missed calls on his cell, so like a fool, he called Don.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,119 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/5/2009 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Michelangelo, Splinter
Auroras hope reviews
Arora is dumped by her bf Raph and has to make it on her on now but then she falls in love with someone who accepts her the way she is will he love her back R&R NO FLAMES PLEASE
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 78 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/1/2009
The Stairway of the Mind reviews
Everything is dark, the body is sleepless, and the mind escapes into itself. It is the second-longest night of Donatello's life. Post-Space Invaders.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 351 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Donatello - Complete
Counterplay reviews
Separated from his family by an old friend and taken in by an old enemy, an estranged Michelangelo becomes the only thing that can save his family in a game where no one is who they claim to be.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,905 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 12/15/2008 - Published: 5/7/2008 - Michelangelo, Ancient One
RealLife Batman reviews
One of the Nightwatcher's more obscure adventures comes to light.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 541 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Michelangelo, Raphael - Complete
The Vessel reviews
Only a few know the truth behind Splinter's earliest beginnings, or how an ordinary rat had the ability to shape the world. Splinter is not among them.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,385 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Splinter - Complete
The Circle reviews
Don is determined to put things right with Mike when their friendship is strained. He is unprepared, however, for things to be very different from the way he has decided they are. Implied adult content. Set in Aubretia Lycania's trilogy universe.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,558 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Donatello, Michelangelo - Complete
The Halfway Point reviews
An alternate outcome of Eighteen Minutes. When a brother is attacked, the entire family is wounded. Sometimes, healing is harder than staying hurt. Winner of Best Tragedy/Angst in the 2007 TMNT Fanfic Awards.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 53,775 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/28/2008 - Published: 5/7/2008 - Raphael - Complete
The Orphans reviews
When Leo is gone, the rest become separate, isolated, orphaned. A series of oneshots.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,752 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Michelangelo, Raphael
Invisibility Check reviews
Donatello is fairly sure something's up. Fairly sure. Not entirely sure. Pretty sure. Something is probably up. In the meantime, he angsts.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Donatello - Complete
One Real Fantasy reviews
For a moment, Don has everything he wants.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,134 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Donatello, April O'Neil - Complete
There Was the Costume reviews
Old Toon Universe. An injured Raphael sulks while Leonardo changes his bandages. Stupidity isn't always such a bad thing.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Raphael, Leonardo - Complete
Just Once reviews
The things a father will do for his son. Very short.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 375 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 22 - Published: 9/13/2007 - Splinter, Raphael - Complete
Time Elapsed reviews
Something strange is happening to Michelangelo when he is caught in the wake of a rift in space and time. When he discovers that his family is disappearing one by one, he must find out what is happening to him, and to his family, and who is causing it.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,050 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/6/2007 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Michelangelo - Complete
Tooth reviews
Someone's tooth is pulled. While the lair is out of anesthetics. Otherwise, a normal afternoon.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Splinter - Complete
I Am the Very Model of a Mutant Ninja Terrapin reviews
Old Toon Donatello has so many accomplishments, one could write a patter song about them.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 385 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Donatello - Complete
Only Roses reviews
Michelangelo and Raphael crash a concert hall while drunk and are surprised with what they find. Rated for mature discussion.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,580 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Michelangelo, Raphael - Complete
A Question of Worth reviews
Written for the birthday of Kay the Cricketed. A friend will go to great lengths for another.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,257 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/11/2007 - Raphael, Leonardo - Complete
Eighteen Minutes reviews
After an ambush, Casey is given until the end of a radio program to perform a theft for the Purple Dragons before Raphael is murdered. Rated for language and violence.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,353 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/7/2007 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Casey Jones, Raphael - Complete
To The Rescue reviews
Raphael has a WONDERFUL time, Leonardo is sure this will strike him as funny tomorrow, and Donatello attempts to beat Michelangelo at his own game. Rated for a a bit of language and violence.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,612 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 30 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Complete
Pain Relief reviews
Leonardo has a headache, Michelangelo gives the best massages ever, and Raphael shoots Donatello in the foot...so to speak.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,043 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Complete
Working Overtime reviews
Boys will be boys. Michelangelo's creativity proves tricky to remove from Raphael. Leonardo and Donatello talk about girls.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,358 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Complete
Messed Up reviews
The brothers are disturbed by something on the Discovery Channel, but can't seem to look away. Very short.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 527 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Complete
How to Tell the Difference reviews
Klunk gets knocked up. Wait a minute...
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Michelangelo, Donatello - Complete
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