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Author has written 25 stories for Star Wars, Doctor Who, and Harry Potter.

Salut, tout le monde! Hey, everybody! My name's Girlbender, for Katara, Azula, and Toph; awesome girls who can kick anybody's butt with their bending! I am a major Star Wars, Harry Potter, White Collar, Lord of the Rings, Rurouni Kenshin, Yu-Gi-Oh!, and Avatar: The Last Airbender fan.

I'm the kind of person who's all for adventure and humor, so most of my stories are like that. I won't read anything that has to do with explicit sex, homosexual couples, etc, etc, etc. The only kind of couple I don't mind is a guy and a girl WITHOUT incest (seriously, people? Seriously? Is our culture that sick?).

For those of you who want to know... I do NOT like the idea of Anakin having Ahsoka as a Padawan. AT ALL. I've actually adjusted to Ahsoka as a character (it took quite a while, but I did it!), but she definitely needs a different Master. I mean, seriously, she's going to turn into mini-Ani with the lessons he's teaching her, and for her to actually learn anything useful the show has to make Anakin out of character! Again, I've finally adjusted to her interacting with Anakin, but him actually teaching her, and his advice serving as an example to the kid audience? Did everybody forget that this guy is steadily slipping to the Dark Side as the war progresses? What the heck were the writers thinking? (Ugh, I have so many complaints about that show... it wasn't awful, but good grief, when they went wrong, they went wrong.) Also, it breaks up the Ani/Obi team!! Horrors!!!! O_o

Well, that's about it for me. I hope you all enjoy my stories, and don't be afraid to give me tips! I need them! Also, please review them. I always enjoy the feedback! It helps me to know what people think works and what people like.


(8/20/15) Hey all! Fall semester starts up next week, so updates will probably slow significantly, just a head's up. Good luck to everybody who is going to school right now, whether it's secondary or college!

Reborn from the Ashes: The next chapter is being a real pain. Family interactions are tough to write! Hopefully I'll get to this soon, but I wouldn't keep my fingers crossed. Still, I won't abandon it for too long.

Naboo Rose: UPDATED. I've got the next few chapters planned and am excited, woohoo! But bear in mind that I'm starting up biochemistry, A&P, etc in a few days... O.o

Kings and Men: Coming soon(ish)! This is a sequel to Little One, so all you Little One fans get pumped! :D

Plot bunnies/upcoming works:

Well, I've only got about five billion of these, lol... I'll just tell you about the ones that have an actual plot to them in my head.

Shackles of the Soul - Star Wars AU from AotC - When Anakin decided to return to Tatooine in AotC, things happened a bit differently when he refused to take Padme with him and ended up in a bit of trouble upon arriving. Main characters: Ani, OCs, Obi, Ahsoka, Siri Tachi. Genres: Angst, drama, hurt/comfort, family. Pairings: Ani/OC, Ani/Padme, Obi/Siri. Rating: T - very dark themes, strong adult themes (nothing explicit).

Death Squadron - Star Wars AU - Death Squadron is the most formidable, largest, and oldest fleet in the Empire. Its highlight is its mysterious admiral; no one outside of the fleet has seen him and survived. Now, as the Tantive IV is attacked by the squadron's flagship over Tatooine, Princess Leia braces herself to face and hopefully survive an encounter with this man, this mystery... named Admiral Vader. Main characters: Vader, Imperial OCs, Tarkin, Mara Jade, Leia, Luke, Han, Chewie, Obi. Genres: Adventure, drama. Pairings: None, mostly. Rating: T - violence, mainly... some mild adult themes.

Heir to the Throne - Star Wars AU from RotS - The duel on Mustafar was interrupted by Palpatine's arrival, leaving Vader unscathed and forcing Obi-Wan to flee. A year later, a fully powerful Darth Vader grows tired of Palpatine and murders him, thinking that he will then inherit the throne. However, there is one stipulation that Palpatine had made to deter Vader: there is an age minimum to the throne, and so it goes to Vader's next of kin. But who is Vader's next of kin? Main characters: Vader, Rex (yes, there are some characters from the Clone Wars show who I don't mind!), OC, others you know but I won't reveal the surprise. Genres: Drama, family. Pairings: None. Rating: T - dark themes, political intrigue, violence, murder, etc.

The Secrets of Jiaan and Jedi - Star Wars AU from RotS - Shortly after Order 66, Obi-Wan is attempting to help rebuild the Jedi Order when he is sent to a small Outer Rim planet called Jiaan to rest and recover. However, his methods of healing are far more unconventional than anyone expected, and Obi-Wan realizes that the events of Order 66 as he understood it were not what actually came to pass. Main characters: Obi-Wan, OCs, some big name Jedi, brief appearances/mention of Yoda, Bant Eerin. Genres: Adventure/Hurt/Comfort. Pairings: Ani/Padme. Rating: T - dark themes.

The Splintered Crystal of Phoenix Mountain - Harry Potter AU from CoS - Harry, Ron, and Hermione find that the Chamber of Secrets is the least of their concerns when they go to bed and wake up in a completely different location... and how can a crystal get them home? Main characters: Harry, Ron, Hermione. Genres: Adventure. Pairings: None - they're 12 for heaven's sake! Rating: K - just a plain old adventure. NOTE: This is the first story in a series.

Kiss - Harry Potter slight AU - Harry wakes up in a strange house with no recollection of who he is or what he's doing... and he's not alone. Main characters: Harry, some OCs, and a Death Eater we all know. Genres: Mystery, adventure. Pairings: None. Rating: T - dark themes.

Viva la Vida - Harry Potter AU - On that fateful night when Voldemort killed Lily and James Potter, he gazed down at their baby as he pointed his wand to kill the child... and then made a different decision. And that one decision completely rewrites the fate of the entire wizarding world. Main characters: Harry, Ron, Ginny, Snape, OC. Genres: Drama, tragedy, crime, hurt/comfort, adventure. Pairings: Ron/Hermione. Rating: T - very dark themes.

Dreamer - Doctor Who - Martha Jones has seen plenty of crazy things, but then her entire sense of reality is thrown off when she awakens one morning to find her life completely different from what it had been yesterday, and the Doctor seems completely oblivious to her plight. Main characters: Martha Jones, 10 Doctor. Genres: Mystery, adventure, romance. Pairings: Martha/10. Rating: T - moderate adult themes.

The Gift of Humanity - Doctor Who AU - When Rose was sent to a parallel world during "Doomsday," Rose didn't quite end up where she had expected. After spending ten years there, though, she thinks she's finally adjusted when suddenly she starts seeing the Doctor out of the corner of her eye. Main characters: Rose mostly, OCs, 10 Doctor. Genres: Adventure. Pairings: Rose/10, Rose/OC. Rating: K.

Shadow Man - Doctor Who slight AU - A man has haunted many of the Doctor's companions through their younger years on Earth, including Amy and Rory. When the Doctor gives Amy and Rory a respite from traveling just after "Dinosaurs on a Spaceship," the man reappears, and it's up to the Ponds to figure out who he is and what he wants. Main characters: 11 Doctor, Amy, Rory, OC. Genres: Adventure, mystery. Pairing: Amy/Rory. Rating: T - language mostly.

The Big Bang - Doctor Who AU - Remembering people and things in a rebooting universe is very tricky and hard work, harder than Amy Pond realizes... when Amy's mind can't quite take hte pressure, the universe reboots in ways not expected by the Doctor. Main characters: 11 Doctor, Amy, Rory, OCs. Genres: Adventure, friendship, drama. Pairing: Amy/Rory. Rating: T - mild adult themes, dark themes.

My pet peeves:

1. Character bashing. If you don't like a character, that's your opinion, and as much as everyone has a right to express their opinion, it should be in a well-mannered, polite, and calm way, not bashing someone you hate. The whole idea is pretty ridiculous if you think about it considering that the character is a two-dimensional piece of fiction.

2. Heterosexual people turned homosexual. Look, I don't agree with active homosexuality, and while I have a great respect for the people with those inclinations since they're human beings like everybody else and deserve to be treated with love, respect, and dignity, I still really hate it when people take characters who are quite clearly shown as heterosexual and put them in a homosexual relationship. So yeah, don't expect any slash or yaoi or whatever from me.

3. Flamers. If you think that someone could write a story better, than give them a review that has constructive criticism. For those of you who don't know, constructive criticism is when you state what you think is doing well and then you state what you think could use some improvement. All of this is done in a helpful and optimistic light. People post stuff on to improve themselves, not to get beaten down by people who have neither patience nor intellect.

4. Rabid Fans. I don't mind when people are really into a show, movie, book, etc. but it gets really annoying when something happens in a show or movie and then the fans go "That's not supposed to happen! They did it wrong!" HELLO-O, YOU'RE not the creator, THEY ARE. I mean, believe me, I get it; what Lucas did with The Clone Wars show really makes my blood boil sometimes, but you know what? It's HIS story. We just get to play in his or whoever's world. They can do whatever they want to do with it! Honestly, the ranting itself wouldn't bother me so much if it were logical, but what I have no tolerance for is when people actually go so far as to insult and threaten the writers. Come on, people. It's bloody fiction; it is not worth somebody's well being or self esteem. If you have a problem, create an AU to fix it, complain with friends, whatever, but don't get hateful with the creators!

Critical Eye: Speaking of constructive criticism, I'm going to critique/analyze my own stories! Why? Because it's fun saying how I really feel about my fics, lol, so there. :P OH, and there will probably be spoilers if you haven't read these yet.

Imperial Child - ...Meh. I think the main reason this story is so popular is just because it's so bloody "fanfic-y" for lack of a better word. Vader is witty and charming and mysterious and awesome, meets his daughter--oh boy!--and stuff happens. Throw in some humane Imperials and you've got a recipe for a fanfic-y fanfic. Not that I don't like this story - I'm rather fond of it. But good grief--what was I thinking when I did that whole Vader-isn't-actually-Vader-but-somehow-still-is-Vader plot?! I'll tell you what: I wasn't thinking. I literally got this idea that somehow Vader tricked everyone because they all thought the suited guy was Vader and it really wasn't, so I built my entire story based off of that. Again, I'm still fond of this story; I particularly like the Jir family. I just like inventing Imperials in general, if you haven't guessed that. Anakin's ok in this story - not whiney at least, haha. And he does have a pretty compelling reason to stay loyal to his Imperials.

Children of Rebellion - This one was hard for me to write because I just couldn't come up with the interactions between Vader and the Rebels. Also, I had already hinted at the Death Star in the previous story when I mentioned all the stuff happening on Rhen Var, so I just really wanted to get straight to the action. Hence why things were really slow at first and then suddenly got interesting when the Death Star finally came into the picture. Admittedly the main reason I introduced Shmi into the equation was to show just how different this Obi-Wan was from canon Obi-Wan because he'd be desperate/obsessive to get his mother back. Still, I'm not very happy with how the first half of the story turned out, but whatever.

The Skywalker Legacy - Ah, this story makes me laugh. And cringe. I started writing this sucker when I was 12 or 13, so naturally I had to totally revise it after a while; it used to be a lot longer and dumber, lol. It's at least decent-ish now. I had fun finishing it up, though.

The Unbalanced Force - Another story that makes me cringe! Especially the beginning. Good grief. I was such a stereotypical fanficer back then: bring everybody back to life inexplicably and somehow make it all work out for the better and make everybody interact and oh my gosh this is awesome oh my gosh!! LOL. Oh, well; I suppose it at least ended relatively well, though I always get this feeling that I make the drama almost operatic or soap opera-ish... is that suspicion correct?

Little One - I am so happy with this story, but I also really want to revise it a bit. So many little details that don't add up and continuity issues, which drives me insane, haha. Also, trying to make Anakin vulnerable in his Little One way without making him pathetic or annoying is ridiculously hard, and I'm not quite sure I pulled it off that well...

Kita - This story just tickles my fancy; I freaking love dogs, so the idea of having a Jedi dog is just awesome. Completely unrealistic, but awesome. Hence why I constantly advise that this story is pure fluff; just an indulgence for the dog lover in me. Either way, the beginning chapters are really forced in humor, I think, though I guess it could still garner a chuckle. The later chapters are ok; I always have trouble with humor, though. :(

The Gift of Love - Ugh. Cheesy. So. Bloody. Cheesy. But we all love a little sappy cheesiness in our life, I guess. But when the twins start exchanging dialogue at the end... *cringes* One of these days I'm going to write something sweet and sappy without it being painful.

Souls of the Departed - I think this one turned out pretty well; a little rushed, maybe, but pretty well overall. Not too much angst, hopefully not too out of character for Luke; I haven't written him that much, so I don't have a very good feel for him. And yes, I still totally stand by the fact that I am a sucker for happy endings, dang it!

Calanua Natalita Donya - Ok, I have a confession to make - I got this idea from "Ready or Not" by duvessa ravenstone, which was a similar one-shot where Obi-Wan is hiding from Vader on Mustafar during their duel and while doing so he recalls when Anakin would play hide-and-seek when he was younger. It just struck me and I felt compelled to do something similar to it. So no, this wasn't necessarily original at all, but considering I wrote it when I was somewhere between 11 and 13 years old I'd say it wasn't that bad.

Of Junkyards and Blasters - Again, I was a pre-teen/young teen when I wrote this, and good grief does it show here. So sappy. Friendship is magic, much? LOL. I suppose it isn't too awful; I'm just more jaded now than when I wrote it, haha. Hopefully it still brings a smile to people's faces. I just don't think it's particularly well written.

Christmas with Death Squadron - If I stumbled upon this story I wouldn't read it, haha, but that's just because I'm not a huge fan of reading slice-of-life stuff unless it's really good and involves main characters. Still, since I invented these Imperials I had to indulge myself. Not that it matters to readers, LOL, but by heaven I had to write a story about these guys they're way too much fun to write about! Also, I wanted to show them in their regular Imperial setting before everything falls apart in Little One. I also liked dropping hints of the story to come in there, so I thought that was fun. My biggest concern, however, was just making sure that a reader who hasn't looked at Little One doesn't get lost in all the OCs; if there's one thing I learned from Little One it was that I really shouldn't introduce a bajillion OCs at once. -_-

When Wedding Bells Ring - I'm so embarrassed by this story, mainly because most of it comes straight from the novelization of AotC. I mean, seriously, everything in italics is straight from the book and that's literally most of the vignette. That's just lazy writing. -_- But people liked it, so I keep it up. Also I can use it as a reference for how to write proper Padme/Anakin interactions, haha.

Down, Down, Down You Go - I'm actually really happy with how this turned out, though there are times where I think I make Vader a little too out of character, but gosh darn it, my inner fangirl just had to see him hugging Obi-Wan and Obi-Wan hugging him and him reuniting with Luke and UGH. Darn hormones. -_- And I still haven't edited it to get rid of typos and errors.

Two Can Play at that Game - Ah, this story was just so much fun. I literally imagined the entire thing happening as an Imperial telling Vader what he'd done while he was drunk and Vader just flipping out, so I had to write it down. I'm actually pretty happy with this, though I think some of the word choice was poor; I was freaking obsessed with the word anticlimactic, I swear.

Jedi Party - I had surprisingly more fun writing this than I thought I would. It just kind of spilled out. Though I personally think the humor is forced, it was an interesting experience to write a story from the 2nd person perspective.

Music - I love this story - because I love music! I am a musician, after all... not much else to say about it.

Weather Report - I don't even know where the inspiration for this came from, but it was a ton of fun to write and I still love reading it. (Does that sound arrogant? Probably...) It's so much fun sneaking my AU and OC characters into a canon setting. And watching Morlev and Reivilo get at it is just too tempting to ignore.

Rebels Roasting on an Open Fire - Ok, admittedly, I actually enjoy this one a little more than Weather Report because writing about Han's flirtatious behavior is just insanely fun. Also getting Luke drunk. And Luke having to deal with a vixen. All in all a recipe for disaster and hilarity. Again, I guess some of the humor is forced, but I always wanted to stick the Christmas Song into a Star Wars context and this story allowed me to do so. My main goal here was to have humor through description and witticisms instead of big action like the bar fight in the previous story.

The Weight of the Galaxy - I'm surprised at how well I managed to describe depression here, but it kind of sucks me back into a sour mood when I read it. Still, people said they could relate, so I keep it up with the small hope that it will make somebody going through that know that they're not alone, and maybe that will somehow help. (Also, since I am a sucker for happy endings I want to keep adding to it and saying that Obi finds him, but gosh darn it Obi doesn't find him which is why episode 3 makes everything go to hell in a handbasket! Gosh darn it I just want to fix it!! >_

Fan art!

Here is a drawing of Capt. Mentzer and "Luke" from Little One by DarkSora2.1. Thanks, DarkSora! I never even thought anyone would do fan art for one of my fics, lol.

Favorite quotes:

"A dead thing can go with the stream, but only a living thing can go against it."

"Fallacies do not cease to become fallacies because they become fashions."

"An inconvenience is only an adventure wrongly considered; an adventure is an inconvenience rightly considered."

"What embitters the world is not excess of criticism, but an absence of self-criticism."

"Among the rich you will never find a really generous man even by accident. They may give their money away, but they will never give themselves away; they are egotistic, secretive, dry as old bones. To be smart enough to get all that money you must be dull enough to want it."

"I believe what really happens in history is this: the old man is always wrong; and the young people are always wrong about what is wrong with him. The practical form it takes is this: that, while the old man may stand by some stupid custom, the young man always attacks it with some theory that turns out to be equally stupid."

"The person who is really in revolt is the optimist, who generally lives and dies in a desperate and suicidal effort to persuade other people how good they are."

"To have a right to do a thing is not at all the same as to be right in doing it."

"We have had no good comic operas of late, because the real world has been more comic than any possible opera."

"Tradition means giving votes to the most obscure of all classes, our ancestors. It is the democracy of the dead. Tradition refuses to submit to that arrogant oligarchy who merely happen to be walking around."

"The true soldier fights not because he hates what is in front of him, but because he loves what is behind him."

"Once abolish the God, and the government becomes the God."

"If you attempt an actual argument with a modern paper of opposite politics, you will have no answer except slanging or silence."

"He is a very shallow critic who cannot see an eternal rebel in the heart of a conservative."

"For fear of the newspapers politicians are dull, and at last they are too dull even for the newspapers."

"When a politician is in opposition he is an expert on the means to some end; and when he is in office he is an expert on the obstacles to it."

"There cannot be a nation of millionaires, and there never has been a nation of Utopian comrades; but there have been any number of nations of tolerably contented peasants."

"It is true that I am of an older fashion; much that I love has been destroyed or sent into exile."

"The modern city is ugly not because it is a city but because it is not enough of a city, because it is a jungle, because it is confused and anarchic, and surging with selfish and materialistic energies."

"Love means loving the unlovable - or it is no virtue at all."

"Marriage is a duel to the death which no man of honour should decline."

"The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are generally the same people."

"If there were no God, there would be no atheists."

"The riddles of God are more satisfying than the solutions of man."

"The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion, but, on the contrary, of its liberality and humanity. It is shorter to state the things forbidden than the things permitted: precisely because most things are permitted, and only a few things are forbidden."

"These are the days when the Christian is expected to praise every creed except his own."

"If a man called Christmas Day a mere hypocritical excuse for drunkeness and gluttony, that would be false, but it would have a fact hidden in it somewhere. But when Bernard Shaw says that Christmas Day is only a conspiracy kept up by Poulterers and wine merchants from strictly business motives, then he says something which is not so much false as startling and arrestingly foolish. He might as well say that the two sexes were invented by jewellers who wanted to sell wedding rings."

"Men do not differ much about what things they will call evils; they differ enormously about what evils they will call excusable."

"It's not that we don't have enough scoundrels to curse; it's that we don't have enough good men to curse them."

"There is a case for telling the truth; there is a case for avoiding the scandal; but there is no possible defense for the man who tells the scandal, but does not tell the truth."

"Truth is sacred; and if you tell the truth too often nobody will believe it."

"There'd be a lot less scandal if people didn't idealize sin and pose as sinners."

"Idolatry is committed, not merely by setting up false gods, but also by setting up false devils; by making men afraid of war or alcohol, or economic law, when they should be afraid of spiritual corruption and cowardice."

"I say that a man must be certain of his morality for the simple reason that he has to suffer for it."

"The voice of the special rebels and prophets, recommending discontent, should, as I have said, sound now and then suddenly, like a trumpet. But the voices of the saints and sages, recommending contentment, should sound unceasingly, like the sea."

"Most modern freedom is at root fear. It is not so much that we are too bold to endure rules; it is rather that we are too timid to endure responsibilities."

"In the struggle for existence, it is only on those who hang on for ten minutes after all is hopeless, that hope begins to dawn."

"Modern broad-mindedness benefits the rich; and benefits nobody else."

"Price is a crazy and incalculable thing, while Value is an intrinsic and indestructible thing."

"Business, especially big business, is now organized like an army. It is, as some would say, a sort of mild militarism without bloodshed; as I say, a militarism without the military virtues."

"Art, like morality, consists of drawing the line somewhere."

--G. K. Chesterton

"Complete abstinence is easier than perfect moderation."

"Do you wish to be great? Then begin by being. Do you desire to construct a vast and lofty fabric? Think first about the foundations of humility. The higher your structure is to be, the deeper must be its foundation."

"Faith is to believe what you do not see. The reward is to see what you believe."

"Find out how much God has given you and from it take what you need; the remainder is needed by others."

"Forgiveness is the remission of sins. For it is by this that what has been lost, and was found, is saved from being lost again."

"God had one son on earth without sin, but never one without suffering."

"He that is kind is free, though he is a slave; he that is evil is a slave, though he be a king."

"He who created us without our help will not save us without our consent."

"If we did not have rational souls, we would not be able to believe."

"If we live good lives, the times are also good. As we are, such are the times."

"It is not the punishment but the cause that makes the martyr."

"It was pride that changed angels into devils; it is humility that makes men as angels."

"Miracles are not contrary to nature, but only contrary to what we know about nature."

--Saint Augustine

"Anakin, the most difficult trial a Jedi must face is to look inside oneself. Often we see things we don't like. But these aspects are not set in stone. It is our decisions that shape our destinies."

"Oh, well, just another boring day saving the universe."

"Who's the more foolish, the fool, or the fool who follows him?"

--Obi-Wan Kenobi

Obi-Wan Kenobi: So, I assume the plan is to crawl through the sewer, work our way to the shield generator, fight our way through the defenses, blow up the generator, knocking out the shield and all our troops swarm in and overwhelm the enemy."

Anakin Skywalker: "Yup, let's go!"

Anakin Skywalker: "Everything I know I learned from you, Master."

Obi-Wan Kenobi: "Oh, if only that were true."

"I'm sorry, Master . You were right. It was a trap, laid out by the Sith, and I ran headlong into it... but I emerged victorious!"

--Anakin Skywalker

Copy and paste time!!

That boy you punched in the hall today? Commited suicide a few minutes ago. That girl you called a slut today? She's a virgin. The boy you called lame? He has to work every night to support his family. That girl you pushed down the stairs the other day? She's already being abused at home. That girl you called fat? She's starving herself. The old man you made fun of cause of his ugly scars? He fought for our country. The boy you made fun of for crying? His mother is dying. You think you know them. Guess what? You don't!

Repost if you are against bullying.

If you have ever knocked on your head to see if it's hollow, copy this into your profile

If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile

If you love writing paste this to your profile

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile

If you think that over 70 percent of the American population doesn't give a flip about responsibility and it drives you INSANE, copy this into your profile

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Post this on your profile if you hate racism

In Avatar: The Last Airbender, Princess Azula and Ty Lee are talking. Ty Lee says: "Look if you want a guy to like you, all you gotta do is smile a lot and laugh at anything he says, even if it isn't funny." Azula says: "Well that sounds really shallow and stupid." If you agree with Azula, post this in your profile.


Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

-- Girlbender875

(P.S. - if you're still reading this, give yourself a pat on the back for getting through the monumental wall of text.)

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Inevitable by x Bout as Stable as the Wind x reviews
One of these days, it was bound to happen. A single slip-up in battle, a stray blaster bolt, a miscalculated Force jump or lightsaber swing, and it could be over for one of them. Or both of them. Anakin wasn't sure which option was worse; knowing Obi-Wan had perished with him, or having to finish the war without his Master by his side. [non-slash, friendship fluff oneshot]
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,384 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/26 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
No, Never Recovered by LadySkywalkerKirkland reviews
When someone fakes their own death in front of their best friend in order to get the most believable reaction, something is bound to be lost. And whatever might be regained, it will never be entirely recovered. No, never recovered. [cover art by dyingsighs, who inspired this fic in the first place]
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,235 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/19 - Published: 2/12 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
That Damn Dress by cherryblosscm reviews
It's exactly what it sounds like. The damn dress is stupid and Anakin and Obi-Wan are idiots and they see it in different ways. This was written as a joke and is not to be taken seriously.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 214 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/4 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K., Padmé Amidala - Complete
Mission Report by ruth baulding reviews
the team that does paperwork together stays together.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,051 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/29 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Mirkwood Matters by Jedi Sapphire reviews
A collection of one-shots featuring Legolas and Thranduil. Most will be fluff, with minor angst/humour. Story #6: For Honour. At the Woodland Realm's most fateful hour, her Prince is elsewhere.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,660 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 12/7/2014 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Legolas, Thranduil
Poignancy of Anger by SphinxScribe reviews
When a dramatic argument between Master and Padawan leads to a swoop-bike accident, sixteen-year-old Anakin is forced to hide the evidence from his master.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,346 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/7/2014 - Published: 1/2/2014 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Thoughts of a Sith Lord by skyguyalltheway reviews
My favorite Sith Lord, T Rex (Dooku. Tyranus, Tyrannosaurus, same difference), notices an attachment between the two Jedi he's fighting. One-shot. Really short.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 360 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/27/2013 - Count Dooku, Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Shelter Me in the Shade of Your Wings by meira16 reviews
Barty Crouch finds comfort in the most unlikely of places. Rated for violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Barty C. Jr., Barty C. Sr. - Complete
Remember It All by poetanddidntknowit34 reviews
Barty Crouch Jr. has just had his soul sucked out by a Dementor, and it was stored in a Remembrall. Now, his father comes to visit and take possesion of the Remembrall.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Barty C. Sr., Barty C. Jr. - Complete
Shell Shock by film princess reviews
Neal's got the shakes. Peter's more than a little concerned. Tag to the season two premiere.
White Collar - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,632 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 12/12/2011 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Neal C., Peter B. - Complete
His Fault by mtfrosty reviews
Anakin and Obi-wan in yet another of their infamous "situations". Hope you get a laugh out of it. :
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 921 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Out of the Blue by ruth baulding reviews
A Coruscanti merchant receives an unexpected visitor- or two. Vignette.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,977 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Cactus Plus Pencil by mtfrosty reviews
How do a cactus and a pencil cause trouble? Simple. It's Anakin and Obi-wan!
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,137 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Only the Beginning by lolo popoki reviews
After the battle at Toba Fushimi, what might have happened if Kenshin had chosen a different path to redemption?
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 50,569 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 1/27/2011 - Published: 1/4/2005 - Hiko, Kenshin - Complete
Thranduil's Treasure by Lellow reviews
Father and son bonding moment
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,969 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Thranduil, Legolas - Complete
The Pursuit of Sappyness by The Noble Platypus reviews
The Doctor and his companion have a late-night discussion after a nightmare. One-shot.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,288 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Donna N., 10th Doctor - Complete
Before the Storm by Jedi Sapphire reviews
One day in Rivendell, before the Nine Walkers begin their quest, Aragorn attempts to lighten the mood.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,464 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Aragorn, Legolas, Elrohir, Glorfindel - Complete
An Escape to Forget by Kooro reviews
Missing scene from Vital Signs: Peter has to escape from the Howser Clinic. It doesn't help that he has a heavily sedated Neal in tow who feels particularly talkative and proves most unhelpful, most of the time. Bromance and humor.
White Collar - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,453 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 2/13/2010 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Peter B., Neal C. - Complete
Just Deserts by Jedi Sapphire reviews
Legolas has been injured, and Thranduil and Aragorn are out for revenge.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,238 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Thranduil, Aragorn - Complete
Christian Jedi Code by phantom-jedi1 reviews
A Jedi Code for the Christian fan. :
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 98 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Complete
What You Didn't See In ROTJ by KungFu Jedi reviews
Moff Jerjerrod thinks he's got it all. Luke knows better. So does Darth Vader. Oneshot. You won't see this in the deleted scenes.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,063 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
An Elf Lord in Peril by Jedi Sapphire reviews
One-shot. Elrond decided that Legolas should be the Elven representative in the Fellowship. Thranduil has his own views about that. Characters: Mainly Thranduil and Elrond, with brief appearances by other Elves, Dwarves and Hobbits.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,571 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 35 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Thranduil, Elrond - Complete
Force Of Habit by Championship Vinyl reviews
Oneshot. Takes place between Attack of the Clones--Revenge of the Sith. Obi-Wan and Anakin enter a duel with Count Dooku--or do they? Funny, typical Star Wars style, a little bit of everything. Any fan will like it! R&R, please.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,227 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Imperial Edict No 1138 by frodogenic reviews
The Imperial Ministry of Communication attempts to regulate that swelling Holonet phenomenon, "fan fiction." Half a rant against bad fanfic, half a parody of the same, but all hilarious.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,410 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Complete
Family Affair by hiddenwriter691 reviews
One thing that I have always hated about Star Wars is that Luke and Leia never really knew about their parents. Luke doesn't know about how amazing his dad was. Leia doesn't know how much she is like her mother. I'm sticking to the plot as close as I can.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 27,160 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 8/18/2008 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Luke S., Anakin Skywalker
Jedi Insaneness by she-wolf vixen reviews
A bunch of random drabbles that'll make you laugh. First one up is Anakin and Obiwan go sledding.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,318 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Obi-Wan K., Anakin Skywalker
Survey Says by I love dance reviews
Han and Luke fill out a survey. Friendship and character comparison/contrast.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,891 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Luke S., Han S. - Complete
Hello Kitty by DragonDancer5150 reviews
A midnight prowl, a childhood icon, and a weakness that could get him a run-in with the soup ladle . . . or a rice paddle! COMPLETE
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Complete
Restless Warrior by Aria Saralyn reviews
Late one night, right after RotJ, Leia meets a man who wants forgiveness. She thinks he'll get it. He's not so sure.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,219 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 42 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Leia O., Anakin Skywalker - Complete
The Sleepwalker by Anakin T Skywalker reviews
Just after AOTC, Obi-Wan has strange dreams and odd things happen at night. Will Anakin be able to help him figure out what's going on? Oneshot.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,460 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Obi-Wan K., Anakin Skywalker - Complete
The Second Wedding by the Lake by Darth Nickels reviews
Post-RotJ AU: Han Solo was more than happy to marry Leia at her mother's private retreat, but he hadn't counted on having her father attend or making small talk with the former Darth Vader.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/25/2008 - Han S., Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Welcome Home by Krilore Sing reviews
…Tell your sister…you were right,' Anakin Skywalker said before closing his eyes and drew his final breath. A feeling of peace washed over him and he relaxed into a feeling that eluded him for so long." My idea of what happened after Anakin S. died.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Wish I May, Wish I Might by Imadra Blue reviews
Young Anakin Skywalker had never known his Master, Obi-Wan Kenobi, to fall ill in the year he'd been apprenticed. So, it was something of a surprise when Obi-Wan suddenly sat down in the middle of lightsaber practice, a palm pressed to his forehead. Gen.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,579 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
The Muffin Joke by Darth KenObi-Wan reviews
Obi-Wan, Garen, Siri and Reeft are in a bar. All are drunk and Obi-Wan has a joke to tell. It's supposed to be funny but I'm not going to tell you that it is. It's just a piece of randomness! Reviews are welcome, but I don't care. Pre-TPM! COMPLETE
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,377 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 4/4/2008 - Published: 1/24/2008 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
Phantoms Of A Conscience by Animadversion reviews
Oneshot. After The Unceremonious Death Of Qui-Gon, Obi-Wan Kenobi Struggles To Relinquish The Ghosts Of His Master And Make Amends With Himself While Consoling His Ill-Stricken Neoteric Apprentice. Obi!Annie Bonding; Fluff.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,321 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Obi-Wan K., Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Heroes by skywalker05 reviews
Han Solo was seven years old during the Clone Wars. When he meets Luke Skywalker and Ben Kenobi in ANH, his recognizing their names and Jedi arts prompts him to ask what their connection is to the famed Generals Obi-Wan Kenobi and Anakin Skywalker.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 858 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Han S., Obi-Wan K. - Complete
A Code to Love By by Gizzi1213 reviews
When Obi-Wan and Anakin crash on a distant planet, the strength of three little words reveal themselves. Gen Fic, non-slash.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,905 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
The Dreaded 'Fresher Squeak by Kaelir of Lorien reviews
Anakin accidentally pinches an extremely sensitive nerve that causes Obi-Wan to fly into an utterly ridiculous rage. Nonslash. Please Review!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,140 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Not Speak or Whisper by PeppyPower reviews
After the Battle of the Five Armies, Bilbo draws strength and hope from one very special moment with the Elvenking - but not with the Elvenking alone.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,513 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/14/2008 - Legolas, Thranduil - Complete
Gone by Anakin T Skywalker reviews
One moment, he was sleeping peacefully. Then, just like that, he was gone.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,234 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Obi-Wan K., Anakin Skywalker
A Visit to Earth by DreamingByDay reviews
ObiWan wants to complete their job per orders and return to the Temple to rest, train, study, and most of all, perform like a model Jedi Knight. Anakin, however, has other ideas it's time for some amusing quality time with his Master!
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,634 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
The Chosen One by sohna reviews
A Star Wars Quantum Leap xover. The night following Anakin's meeting with Palpatine at the ballet, Sam jumps into Anakin to save him from turning to the Dark Side. AU for both series. Quantum Leap time conflict explained in story.
Crossover - Star Wars & Quantum Leap - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,757 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/31/2007 - Published: 12/19/2007 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Joy by Ms Severus Kenobi reviews
Obiwan has to tell Anakin the truth about Saint D. Cl'aus. Really cute. Merry Christmas!
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 902 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Obi-Wan K., Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Lessons Learned by Beatrice Otter reviews
Third birthdays, in the temple crèche and a slave ship
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,552 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Obi-Wan K., Anakin Skywalker - Complete
How Could You? by Anakin T Skywalker reviews
This is the end of Revenge of the Sith in a slightly different way than you may be expecting. Rather AU. Oneshot.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,485 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Obi-Wan K., Anakin Skywalker - Complete
What's in a Name? by Anakin T Skywalker reviews
Feeling misunderstood, tenyearold Anakin tells the story of his name from his own point of view. Oneshot.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 938 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Boxing Day by LittleOtter reviews
The Jedi Council has issued an order to all MasterPadawan teams currently at the Temple to switch places for a day. But can ObiWan take it? Complete.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,386 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/22/2007 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Complete
A Thousand Thousand Slimy Things by Papagena55 reviews
Disloyalty to Lord Voldemort must never go unpunished. Trapped in his father’s house after Azkaban, Barty Crouch Jr. struggles with his guilt and welcomes a chance for penance.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,706 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Barty C. Jr., Barty C. Sr. - Complete
A Skywalker by Any Other Name by Shy Snootles reviews
Post ESB. Luke Skywalker is struggling with the truths he learned on Bespin. Wanting to escape the deep trauma, he takes off in his XWing, only to end up on an unknown planet with a stranger. Or no stranger after all.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,446 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 7/6/2007 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Luke S., Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Shadows of the Future by stormqueen873 reviews
ObiWan lost the duel on Mustafar, but instead of dying, he finds himself on a ship leaving Tatooine, with his old Master and a familiar young boy. As events begin to unfold, can he stop the future he knows from occuring? TPM AU, ObiAniQui bonding, DONE!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 129,321 - Reviews: 2173 - Favs: 4,534 - Follows: 1,059 - Updated: 6/6/2007 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
As A Friend by Shadow Padawan reviews
ObiWan realizes the real way in which he failed Anakin. Obi POV.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/12/2007 - Obi-Wan K., Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Between the Lines by Darthishtar reviews
As a new Master, ObiWan is asked to keep a journal for the first six weeks of training.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,016 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/29/2007 - Obi-Wan K., Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Father and Son by DreamingByDay reviews
Anakin and ObiWan, sent on a dangerous mission to Jabiim and confronting their own mortality, finally realize the extent of their bond.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,599 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/9/2006 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Like A Son To Me by duvessa ravenstone reviews
Then one day it changed. A short standalone.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 237 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Published: 6/6/2006 - Obi-Wan K., Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Ready or Not by duvessa ravenstone reviews
Another prompt on my list for Hide and Seek!ObiWan Ready or not. . .
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 483 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/16/2006 - Obi-Wan K., Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Bad Dream by YondyB reviews
little Anakin has a bad dream and comes to ObiWan for comfort. Obiwan x Anakin if you squint really hard.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 476 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/15/2006 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Tradition by duvessa ravenstone reviews
ObiWan's musings on something unexpected on a special day. It's just some fluff. It may become slightly angsty fluff near the end, but it's still fluff!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/20/2006 - Obi-Wan K., Anakin Skywalker
Amaranth by Fialleril reviews
On her wedding day, Leia finds that childhood dreams change, but never wholly die. Sometimes they may even be resurrected. [Something of a sequel to Fragments of Elegy, but can easily stand on its own. Slightly AU if you consider the EU canon.]
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,340 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Leia O., Anakin Skywalker - Complete
A Quiet Conscience Sleeps in Thunder by ImaPseudonym reviews
Just a brief character piece that highlights a subtle, but important personality difference between ObiWan and Anakin. Other
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,117 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/13/2006 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Flurry by mar-isu reviews
Anakin experiences snow for the first time.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/10/2006 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Always on the Move by Jemmiah reviews
A dare between master and padawan brings out Anakin's competitive streak...
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,163 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/10/2005 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Me, Myself, and I by EmySabath reviews
Harry has had a hard life, harder than anyone knows, even himself. What happens when Snape finds out that Harry's mind couldn't take the strain and fractured, leaving the BWL with MPD? PreHBP COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 65,691 - Reviews: 1543 - Favs: 2,426 - Follows: 518 - Updated: 8/5/2005 - Published: 2/15/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
What Nightmares May Come by Boadicia reviews
Leia has a near death experience and must depend on the spirit of Anakin Skywalker to return to the living. Finished, and edited to cure minor confusion.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,531 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/2/2005 - Published: 6/22/2005 - Anakin Skywalker, Leia O. - Complete
Just a Face On a Train by katheryne reviews
After rescuing a train from Doc Ock's attack, Peter Parker found himself unmasked and indebted to those he had just saved. 4 months later, a train passenger again crosses paths with the young hero. Based on events from SpiderMan 2.
Spider-Man - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,504 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 2,418 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 3/24/2005 - Published: 10/13/2004 - Complete
Thicker Than Blood by rainmaker1 reviews
Happenings in the Crouch household from the time Barty Jr. is smuggled out of Azkaban to Voldemort's arrival on the scene. Rated PG-13 for torture scenes in later chapters. *Chapt. 8 is up*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,979 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/29/2003 - Published: 8/3/2002
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Naboo Rose reviews
Majorly AU. Padmé, her adopted brother Obi-Wan, and her sister-in-law Siri, walk a tightrope teetering between their roles as Rebels in the Imperial Senate and execution. To keep prying eyes off of their covert operations, Padmé must woo the most emotionless man the Empire has known… Darth Vader.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 84,012 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 8/23 - Published: 4/9 - Darth Vader, Obi-Wan K., Padmé Amidala, Siri T.
Musings of a Hermit reviews
After RotS Obi-Wan is left on Tatooine for a very, very long time. His adjustment from general to hermit is a rough one, fraught with many un-Jedi thoughts and emotions. Semi character study, one-shot.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,679 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/6 - Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Reborn from the Ashes reviews
Sequel to Children of Rebellion. With the current emperor reigning and the Skywalker family fracturing, it's up to Han and his crew to lead the crippled Rebel Alliance and match wits against an empire more powerful than ever. But as time goes on, something begins to affect the emperor, and whatever affects this ruler affects the entire galaxy... very AU.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,423 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/30
Christmas with Death Squadron reviews
Christmas cheer abounds throughout the galaxy, even in the Empire's most formidable fleet. The Executor is buzzing with action, a giant party is being planned, Christmas sabotage ensues, and Darth Vader just wants the holiday to be bloody well over. One-shot.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,303 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/8 - Complete
Kita reviews
Master Yoda stumbles upon a very interesting surprise. And this very interesting surprise will soon become the most treasured thing in the Jedi Temple, living on for generations. R&R!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,574 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/24/2014 - Published: 7/28/2008
The Weight of the Galaxy reviews
The Clone War was kind to no one, especially those who had more responsibility to worry about. Jedi Knight Anakin Skywalker finds it hard to cope after a long battle. Short vignette.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 958 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/23/2014 - Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Little One reviews
The Executor is picking up new recruits. Old recruits are nervous to be on the bridge. Darth Vader is brooding. The day seems to be a regular one in Death Squadron... until Vader gets himself into more trouble than his Imperials can handle. R&R!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 189,347 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 3/11/2014 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Darth Vader, Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Rebels Roasting on an Open Fire reviews
It's Christmas Eve, and Luke and Han must spend their holiday infiltrating an Imperial space station so they can meet a contact and get information. Luke's sure it'll go wrong. Han's sure it'll be fine. One-shot.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,817 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/29/2013 - Han S., Luke S. - Complete
The Skywalker Legacy reviews
Luke, Leia, Han, Chewbacca, and Mon Mothma all travel back in time by an unknown source to when Anakin Skywalker was nine years old, and find out how Darth Vader came into being by living it.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 44,896 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 4/27/2012 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Complete
Hogwarts' Golden Rule reviews
We all love Hogwarts, but there are a few things to keep in mind, and they can all be summed up into a simple golden rule, as this first-year-to-be wants to remind us. Silly little poem with cameos from Harry and Ron.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 570 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/7/2011 - Complete
Weather Report reviews
Shortly after ANH, Han & Luke must go to enemy territory on Empire Day to meet up with an Imperial who is sympathetic to the Rebel cause. Just another day walking straight into a room full of enemies, right? One-shot.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,659 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/20/2011 - Luke S., Han S. - Complete
Children of Rebellion reviews
Massively AU. Sequel to "Imperial Child". Anakin is now a Rebel but has a lot of adjusting to do. He also holds an extremely powerful and deadly secret that could make or break the Alliance. Please R&R!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 63,349 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 10/19/2011 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Anakin Skywalker - Complete
The Imperial Way of Life reviews
A compilation of short stories surrounding Imperial officers, officers-in-training, or Imperials during the Clone Wars. Summaries for individual short stories inside.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,375 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/13/2011
Their Last Supper reviews
He knew what was to come. He knew it had to end… but he just had to see them, one last time. 9 Doctor, Time War
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,916 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/4/2011 - 9th Doctor - Complete
Down, Down, Down You Go reviews
Obi-Wan is dead... so why is he on Mustafar with a group of Rebels and Imperials... and a very odd-acting Darth Vader? AU, rather angsty, no slash. R&R!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,235 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Obi-Wan K., Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Music reviews
Music was a subject that divided Obi-Wan and Anakin, but for once they find a piece they can agree on. Slightly angsty, no slash. One-shot.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,057 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Jedi Party reviews
Obi-Wan decides the war has stressed the Jedi far too much and throws a civilized party. You are invited as well. However with people such as Anakin on the guest list it may not remain civilized for long… Oneshot.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,368 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Obi-Wan K. - Complete
The Gift of Love reviews
When Luke and Leia, seven-year-old twins, have the same nightmares, they talk to their father. Their conversation sparks an idea for a holiday they read about. Oneshot.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,783 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Darth Vader - Complete
The Unbalanced Force reviews
The Alliance has won the war. The Emperor is dead. Darth Vader is dead. Or is he? A great unbalance in the Force brings Anakin Skywalker back from the dead, but is he Anakin Skywalker or Darth Vader? Who's side is he on? And what caused the unbalance?
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 32 - Words: 43,852 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 9/23/2007 - Complete
When Wedding Bells Ring reviews
Set during AotC. Padmé watches her sister, brother-in-law, and her nieces as she thinks about marriage and a certain Jedi… Oneshot.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,434 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Padmé Amidala - Complete
Souls of the Departed reviews
If only he could reach out and touch his outstretched hand. He could see the young face smiling beautifully, waiting to receive him … Luke has a hard time overcoming the death of his father. Vignette.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,091 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Luke S., Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Two Can Play at that Game reviews
An Imperial gets an idea and offers Darth Vader a drink. Oneshot.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,246 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Darth Vader - Complete
Imperial Child reviews
Massively AU. Anakin Skywalker grew up in the Empire. He's a high ranking Imperial official. Everything seems fine until he runs into his daughter. Ani, Leia, Obi, Luke, Han, Chewie, and others! Please R&R!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 23 - Words: 57,062 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Anakin Skywalker, Leia O. - Complete
Of Junkyards and Blasters reviews
Anakin goes off to do some tinkering, and gets into a serious situation...but even the worst of situations can have some sort of positive end to them. Oneshot.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 986 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Calanua Natalita Donya reviews
Obi-Wan remembers a time when Anakin was young and cheerful, singing a children's song in Huttese...
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete