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Author has written 1 story for Hetalia - Axis Powers.

(To all subscribers: Hey, guys! I recently changed my penname from "Udon Penguin" to "ohmasterfunk," and this it'll be permanent. Just a heads up that I was once "Udon Penguin.")

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Kiku's dress - (1) or (2)?

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Three Screen Names You Have Had (Other than This One):
1. eyeless_ghost
2. EntityVertigo
3. MESHQUBE

Three Parts of Your Heritage:
1. Chinese
2. 中國人
3. Chinese

Three of your Favorite Hobbies:
1. Playing video games
2. Drawing
3. Writing/thinking of stories

Three Ways That You Are Stereotypically a Boy:
1. I feel awkward around babies/toddlers/younger children.
2. I like to eat meat.
3. t-rexes o3o

Three Ways That You Are Stereotypically a Girl (Animus):
1. Stuffed animals/porcelain dolls
2. shy
3. shonen-ai (No offense to girls who don't like it.)

Favorite Pairings:

Hetalia: Russia/China, England/Japan, Poland/Lithuania, Spain/Romano, Germany/Italy, Turkey/Greece, Prussia/Hungary, Prussia/Austria, Prussia/Switzerland, Austria/Hungary, France/England, France/Canada, America/Lithuania, America/Belarus, Sweden/Finland, Switzerland/Liechtenstein, Austria/Switzerland, HRE/Chibitalia, UKUS, Germany/Prussia, Canada/Ukraine, S. Korea/HK, HK/Taiwan, Netherlands/Japan, Switzerland/Japan, Denmark/Norway, Australia/New Zealand

HunterxHunter: Kuroro/Kurapika, Leorio/Kurapika

Kingdom Hearts: Axel/Roxas, Xigbar/Demyx, Zexion/Demyx, Marluxia/Larxene, Sephiroth/Marluxia, Seifer/Hayner

Yugioh: Kaiba/Joey

YYH: Yuuske/Keiko, Kuwabara/Yukina, Karasu/Kurama

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Secrets In The Basement by Orpah reviews
Germany tells Italy to never go into the basement. But what will Italy see when he does?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,586 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 6/7/2015 - Published: 8/26/2009 - N. Italy, Germany
Fallen Heart by Whyntir reviews
Why does Russia's heart fall from his chest? What event in such an extensive history of blood and conquest could have possibly stood out so far as to pull the nation's heart from his chest? And can it ever be healed? T for mild sexual scenes and history.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,952 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/23/2014 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Russia - Complete
Wild Hearts Can't Be Broken by lynlyn reviews
AU fic set after Kuroro was captured by Kurapika What if Kuroro was able to turn the tables on his captor? Explores the possibility of Kurapika becoming a member of the Geneiryodan. Warning: Kuroro x Kurapika shonen ai. DISCONTINUED.
Hunter X Hunter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 163,464 - Reviews: 783 - Favs: 570 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 1/30/2014 - Published: 1/4/2003 - Kurapika K., Kuroro L.
You Can't Take the Sky from Me by EverythingIsMagic reviews
Ace pilot America is on a mission for the World Military when a chance encounter with a group of sky-pirates leads him to team up with their captain, England, against a malevolent group that wants to fill the sky with zeppelins. USxUK- Steampunk AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 113,083 - Reviews: 1643 - Favs: 2,197 - Follows: 1,962 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 3/2/2009 - America, England/Britain
Blood and Steel by DualKatanas reviews
Gorgoth gro-Kharz, a brutal warrior-shaman from Orsinium, didn't expect to end up as the champion of the Nine, acclaimed by many as the Hero of Kvatch. But now that he finally has a cause worth fighting for, he and his new comrades will stop at nothing to defeat Mehrunes Dagon. Excuse the initially poor writing. Constructive criticism appreciated. Finally complete.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 54 - Words: 588,008 - Reviews: 973 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 5/23/2013 - Published: 6/28/2010 - A. gro-Malog, Martin S., Modryn Oreyn - Complete
House of Cards by xblkdragonx reviews
All's fair in love and war…especially so if the one you desire stands on the other side of the battlefield. Ivan x Yao AU Re-uploaded due to previous disorganization
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,634 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Russia, China - Complete
Duty Calls by Zoop reviews
Lydia swears fealty to the new Thane of Whiterun, a man who is less than a Nord in every way. An Orsimer Dragonborn is insulting enough; this one doesn't even want to BE Dragonborn. COMPLETE
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 42,036 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 6/30/2012 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Lydia, OC, Orsimer - Complete
Romance, Brits, and Drosophila by LightBender reviews
Kiku had a plan: spend some time in a lab before medical school. Of course, he didn't expect to meet Arthur...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,148 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 3/19/2012 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Japan, England/Britain
APH Gakuen Rochu: Taming the Polar Bear by haraguro-tan reviews
In Hetalia Gakuen, Ivan, a notorious school bully, meets & falls in love with Yao, a student councilor who resolves to tame him of his bullying ways. Hilarity, chaos & fluff ensue as Yao braves Ivan's romantic but perverted pursuit to take him into hand.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 77,735 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Russia, China
Secret Santa by xblkdragonx reviews
Secret Santa. It was a silly game America suggested for the nations to play, but China was coerced into it. As luck would have it, he wound up as Russia's secret santa. While revenge is sweet, China uses this opportunity to create a more interesting Xmas
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,068 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/2/2012 - China, Russia - Complete
The Murderer and The Thief by Knight The Cat reviews
Ivan was a murderer. Yao was a thief. And neither of them had any idea what they were getting into that night... RoChu AU, Suspense/Crime/Romance Rating may go up. Rated T for Yaoi in later chapters, character death... Summary sucks.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,295 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 10/25/2011 - Published: 2/1/2011 - China, Russia
White and Black by Zerbinetta reviews
All fates start so simply; clean sheets of parchment, pure, allowing all manner of people to leave their mark. What matters isn't how much is written upon them - it's how dark the ink that stains them is that really counts. Currently being part-rewritten.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 33 - Words: 180,481 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Lucien L. - Complete
280 Days by CheshireCat2010 reviews
In which a process occurs. In which a relationship is tested. In which England wishes he never threw that toad into the fire that Hong Kong started at Russia and China's wedding...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,364 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/11/2010 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Russia, China - Complete
Love Before Complications by Kitty29 reviews
Poor Matthew Williams is only now realizing that his relationship with Prussia is something past friends. Though his family is quick to disagree. Will Canada ever really be happy?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,623 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Canada, Prussia
Gutters by glassamilk reviews
'The Calamity' has left the world stripped and dying. Alone in a civilian bunker in Munich, Sealand will be reunited with the last known living member of his surrogate family and together, they will set out across Europe to find those they have lost.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 98,149 - Reviews: 1050 - Favs: 2,596 - Follows: 796 - Updated: 10/14/2010 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Sealand, Denmark
I'll be the Princess, You can be Target Practice by Rantzilla reviews
Prussia is a powerful king, with loyal servants and an 'awesome' kingdom, everything.Now if he could only find a suitable queen.He has a tiny fetish for going around and saving princesses, but will a certain gunsman manage to steal his heart, or shoot it?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,817 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Switzerland, Prussia
Jones Paranormal Investigation Agency by Feux Follets reviews
AU. A candle-lit dinner with fresh roses on the side under moon light was the last thing Matthew had expected coming onto a trip meant for paranormal investigations. Francis/Matthew; Alfred/Arthur; Ivan/Yao; Warning: mild violence & creepy exorcisms.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 228,284 - Reviews: 1112 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 509 - Updated: 9/2/2010 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Canada, France
Snapshots in History by Orpah reviews
Just a series of drabbles about moments in history.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 121 - Words: 43,834 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Germany, South Korea
What Hit Me by JoKer-Neal reviews
What hit me this morning? Why do I feel so tall today? Why is everyone acting so strangely around me? I don’t remember putting a scarf on today. Did Francis just call me Ivan? Yeah, I suck at summaries…
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,742 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 2/13/2010 - England/Britain, Russia
Whatever People Say I Am by Canadino reviews
The era of Prohibition is over. But then again, so is the era which we know it. After 2012, peace reigns above and underground businesses reign below. But of course, whatever people say I am, that's what I'm not. Collab album fic.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,707 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/17/2010 - Published: 2/8/2010 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano
Miss Universe, Please Take Your Crown by Chiwan Hikari reviews
Or how a beauty contest almost leads to nuclear war between Russia and America. / Russia x China, Canada x America, Lithuania x Poland, and more! Come and See! / / One-shot /
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,977 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Russia, China - Complete
Alfred Jones and the Curse of the Pharaoh by Abarero reviews
Taking a page from his Hollywood hero Indiana Jones, America, along with England, sets off on an adventure that takes them deep into an Egyptian tomb. But once they seemingly incur the wrath of the Pharaoh, it'll be no easy task to escape unharmed. UK/US.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,329 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 4/28/2010 - Published: 11/30/2009 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Just a Checkup by tatterdemalion reviews
AU. Matt's behavior has got his family talking - herpes? AIDS? Or a new boyfriend? Gift fic for iraya sama on LJ.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,940 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 27 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Memoirs of a Prussian Defence by comptine reviews
If Gilbert was ever going to write a personal memoir, this is exactly where he would start. With a concerned Canadian standing over him, an angry Brit yelling from the stands and his voice utterly gone.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,641 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 4/17/2010 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
The Talk by Black.Rose.Authoress reviews
France, Prussia, and Spain decide that it's time to give their little colonies "the talk". This is why these guys should have never been allowed to raise kids...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,142 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Prussia, France - Complete
Into the Face of the Beguiled by tatterdemalion reviews
AU. Alfred and Matthew Jones, expert runaways and orphans, arrive in Amsterdam to make their fortune. There, they find themselves caught up in the world of cabaret, prostitution, money, and murder, and it may be too late to get out.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,560 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 3/26/2010 - Published: 12/1/2009 - America, Canada
Craziness by Hitomi Shirou reviews
Alfred's been feeling a little out of sorts lately, but when someone new shows up in his life, will things become exciting, or just plain crazy? USAxOC Yaoi!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,080 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/25/2010 - America - Complete
YONG SOO IM: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! For whatever reason, you have decided to purchase a YONG-SOO IM unit from us, and in order to ensure that you, the owner, can unlock your unit's full potentials, this manual has been provided...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,153 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/25/2010 - South Korea - Complete
Rivalry by Black.Rose.Authoress reviews
The Bad Touch Trio decides that America and England need some romantic intervention. Who better to help than the most awesome matchmaking trio ever? #3 of TMAMT series.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 28,545 - Reviews: 578 - Favs: 686 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 3/11/2010 - Published: 1/18/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Silent Hill 2: Letter From Silent Heaven :CV: by Ryan M. Usher reviews
The comprehensive re-write of the original "Letter From Silent Heaven". A novelization of "Silent Hill 2", as seen through the eyes of James Sunderland, the game's protagonist.
Silent Hill - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,141 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 1/9/2010 - James S.
The Ultimate Musical by Kitty29 reviews
When a spell goes horribly wrong, England finds himself in a world where everyone sings. All the time.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,102 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/9/2010 - Published: 2/17/2010 - England/Britain, France
The Pros and Cons of Hitchhiking by Canadino reviews
Don't accept rides from strangers! Unless, of course, they are the Bad Company Trio - then hitchhike away! Pairings and summary inside, T for Prussia's mouth. Indefinite HIATUS
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 51,853 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 2/27/2010 - Published: 8/3/2009 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano
Turning the World RightSide Up by Spazzkitty reviews
Your typical AU High school sequel in which relationships soured and Hungary, matchmaker extraordinaire, tries to repair things to normalcy with her unique and ridiculous brand of matchmaking. Same parings as Turning the World Upside Down, its prequel.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,740 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 2/17/2010 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Austria, Hungary
Family Relations by Hitomi Shirou reviews
Even the personified nations have families. A series of inter-related oneshots of various Hetalia pairs and their children.Yaoi, Mpreg.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 36 - Words: 36,561 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Complete
The Parent Trap by Spazzkitty reviews
The Parent Trap- the newer version- with a Hetalia twist. Romano is a somewhat poor kid from New York, Feliciano a rich kid from Florida. They meet at summer camp without knowing of the other's existence. Chaos ensues. SpainxRomano, GermanyxItaly, USxUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,104 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 7/4/2009 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano
Fortune Cookies by xxXSporkSistaXxx reviews
Each character has a "special" fortune in the little cookies.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,863 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 11/23/2009
Knocked Up by xblkdragonx reviews
China is tired of Russia's stamina and libido and does something no one expected...he pretends to be pregnant and things get a little out of hand....No Mpreg
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,644 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 1/28/2010 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Russia, China - Complete
The Pirate and the Prince by PrinceRoxas reviews
Pirate lord Arthur is feared throughout the seas. When he fakes the death of the Chinese emperor's brother, Arthur finds himself drawn to the boy's defiant air. Will love ensue on the high seas, or will it be stormy weather ahead? UK/JP, yaoi w/lemons
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,854 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 11/14/2009 - England/Britain, Japan - Complete
How Prussia Stole Christmas by Hazel-Beka reviews
A parody of 'How the Grinch Stole Christmas'. Prussia decides that he's sick of getting socks and being alone at Christmas, so he decides to get rid of it - Grinch style. Can Italy save the day? Written in Dr Seuss-style rhyme and narrated by England
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,420 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 745 - Follows: 49 - Published: 12/24/2009 - N. Italy, Prussia - Complete
Lessons of Kissing by xblkdragonx reviews
Russia wants to teach China how to kiss, China has lessons of his own plans....
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,277 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Russia, China - Complete
Ezio Auditore: Serial Tackler by Afro7hundr reviews
In an era fraught with fear and steeped in violence, one man finds the courage to run through town and tackle people like some sort of coked up football player.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,832 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Complete
On The Bound by tatterdemalion reviews
AU. It's not often one gets a call from their brother, asking for help with a seventy million dollar heist. At least, not where Matthew Williams comes from. Especially not a heist where you have to seduce a very rich Frenchman. Eventual Matthew/Francis.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 112,350 - Reviews: 773 - Favs: 853 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Canada, France - Complete
Unbidden Shadows by Fence Walker reviews
I really need to stop eating before I go to bed, Alfred thought. It's starting to give me strange dreams. Short story inspired by Feux Follets' fanfiction Jones Paranormal Investigation Agency.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/7/2009 - America, Russia - Complete
So, You Think We Can Dance? by crimson-obsidian-rose reviews
Hong Kong agrees to enter a ballroom dance contest with Korea because he needs the prize money, but can these two opposites really pull this off? Friendship, gen fic.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,226 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Hong Kong, South Korea - Complete
The Definition of Heroism by Fence Walker reviews
What's with all this being a hero business?" France wasn't sure why he asked America that question, but the answer was certainly not what he was expecting.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/10/2009 - America, France - Complete
Ya Puede Besar al Novio by EmmileneRosalina reviews
Formerly "Ahora Podeis Besar al Novio": Spain loves Romano with every bit of his soul, but Romano is just so difficult, how can he get him to accept his love? Trials and tribulations and... where the hell did Italy go? Two months left of hiatus. 3/22/11
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 36,268 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 10/4/2009 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano
The Fanfiction Testament by Araloth the Random reviews
*Honourable Mention MEFA 2010!* [Complete] And from the LoTR Obsessants proceedeth the Fanfiction writers. But not all were true to Canon, and thus there was much flaming and strife among them. And Legolas spake unto the fangirls...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,914 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/1/2009 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Complete
Blinded By Love by Evening Hush96 reviews
Belarus turns down Lithuania very harshly and sends him spiraling into a pit of despair. It is up to Poland to pull him out of that pit. T for language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 892 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Lithuania, Poland - Complete
The Highest Bidder by xblkdragonx reviews
China is auctioned off
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 337 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Russia, China - Complete
A Frenchman, a Brit, an American and a Pole by Orpah reviews
America, France and England tell some Polish jokes. Poland hears them.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,748 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/30/2009 - Published: 8/16/2009 - America, Poland
Big Bed? by Mischa-BlackCherry reviews
Ivan wonders why Yao has such a large bed all to himself. Russia X China First Hetalia fic, please be nice
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 913 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/21/2009 - China, Russia - Complete
It All Started At Russia's House by Beer and Vodka reviews
China is feeling kind of lonely, so he goes over to Russia's house. Watch as the perviness, the angst, and the comfort fly. Kinda starts as a PWP. Rated: M for language and graphic sex scenes. Written by Charlie and Lindsay.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,521 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/18/2009 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Russia, China - Complete
Smoke by Orpah reviews
When Hong Kong sees England smoking, he remembers China... Rated T for implied drug abuse. Oneshot
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 980 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/16/2009 - England/Britain, Hong Kong - Complete
English Is Hard To Learn by Orpah reviews
When America comes by for tea, England wants to impress him with Hong Kong's English. Things do not go as planned. Oneshot
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/11/2009 - England/Britain, Hong Kong - Complete
Scarier than Russia by Demona9999 reviews
I noticed There weren't any Shinatty fics so I went to fix that! America is curious about the fluffy doll China is so attached to.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Shinatty, America - Complete
Russian Roulette by WhimsicalShmoo reviews
Russia always has been fond of games. RussiaXChina
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Russia, China - Complete
The Term is 'Lactose intolerant' by Orpah reviews
England UK and Hong Kong fic. When England first brings Hong Kong home, he discovers the hard way that some Asians are lactose intolerant.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,348 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Hong Kong, England/Britain - Complete
Short Stories With Happy Endings by Boyue reviews
A collection of short stories, each inspired by a quote on love. Multiple pairings.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 51 - Words: 48,491 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 8/5/2009 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano
Lost Love Letters by Tabii reviews
For one reason or another, these letters were never sent. A glimpse into the painful pasts of multiple nations. Chapter 4: It's WW1, and Arthur figures it's high time to apologize for the past. Rating may go up. Please read and review. Multiple pairings.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,362 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/4/2009 - Published: 8/2/2009
Babel by Miss Chelle reviews
The Nations decide to have a friendly little debate over whose language is the Best. Crack one-shot
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,351 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Complete
Complaints and Compliments by Hazel-Beka reviews
Prussia decides to tell Austria that he's abnormally attractive and also to explain why this annoys him. Sort of PrussiaxAustria. One-shot
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,282 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Austria, Prussia - Complete
Gangs, the Yakuza, and the Mafia, Oh My! by Canadino reviews
The biggest gang, yakuza, and the mafia get mysterious summons casting a challenge on all their authorities. Does the confrontation mean they defend their title or will they be swallowed up at the end? Implied USUK and hints of Germany/Italy, Spain/Romano
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,761 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/30/2009 - China, Hong Kong - Complete
Pushing The Boundaries by tatterdemalion reviews
Sleeping was better than listening to Alfred. It was better than listening to Arthur. And it was better than glaring daggers at the nation sitting next to him. PWP; Sadiq/Heracles
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,934 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Greece, Turkey - Complete
Turning the World Upside Down by Spazzkitty reviews
Your typical AU High school fic in which the members of the student council of Chikyuu High are unpleasantly surprised by the arrival of the four transfer students that defy everything they stand for. Rated for Romano's potty mouth. Pairings inside.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 26,340 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Austria, Hungary - Complete
Duality by K49 reviews
My supervisor is the most annoying twit I’ve ever had the misfortune to lay eyes on. He’s a prick, he’s cold hearted, he’s always finding someway to annoy the crap out of me, and he’s the sexiest, most gorgeous creature known to man. Seiner
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,926 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Seifer, Hayner
Commoner Pride by Cheshirewocky reviews
Oneshot. The hosts never listen to Haruhi when she tells them that the way they act towards her is insulting, how they belittle her lifestyle. They need a taste of their own medicine to make them realize that "commoners" think the same way about them.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,781 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Haruhi F. - Complete
The Chrysanthemum by xblkdragonx reviews
Japan wants to reunite with his family but is afraid to do so
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,039 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Japan, China - Complete
Sunflowers by LePetitPappillon reviews
Love story between Russia and China. Starts out a little slow, but picks up at Ch.3
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,222 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Russia, China - Complete
Hateful Insecurity by xspirit.shinobix reviews
Korea hated, despised Japan; but there was a far more repulsive emotion hidden in his hardened heart. Serious!Korea. Go figure.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,206 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/3/2009 - South Korea, Japan
Colors of You by darkheart510 reviews
It's another cold, white winter day for Russia, but China steps in and shows Russia that there is more color to him than he realizes. Russia x China. A drop of bloody play.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 988 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Russia, China
Gale by mille feuille marzipan reviews
Step by painful step, the eastern gales slowly died. There was nothing around him — only snow, falling incessantly. RussiaxChina somewhat-AU fic. Human names used.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,794 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Russia, China - Complete
Lifeline by Xerxies19 reviews
Hayner is saved from a run-in with bullies by none other than Seifer, but even Seifer's protection won't keep him safe forever, nor will it make Hayner's crush on him any easier to bear. SeiferHayner, others mentioned. For Psycho Rooster. M to be safe.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 68,602 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 8/29/2008 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Hayner, Seifer - Complete
An Amusing Interlude by KosagiNoLegion reviews
AU: What could Neon's prophecy for Quoll have meant by an amusing interlude? Part 19: Chess In which a final battle is waged and things come to an end. COMPLETE!
Hunter X Hunter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 84,981 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/26/2005 - Published: 3/10/2003 - Complete
Momentum by Regann reviews
COMPLETE. When Kaiba has a problem, Jounouchi comes to his aid. Remember: deserted parking lots are romantic. JxS with the added bonus of some inventive uses for Petroleum Jelly and free automobile maintenance tips. What more could you ask for?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,554 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/24/2003 - K. Jounouchi/Joey W., S. Kaiba - Complete
More Than Meets the Eye reviews
Determined to be rid of a menacing Russian, Kiku seeks for Arthur's help, so that his sick brother could afford some peace and quiet...However, just how much trust is he willing to place on a man he hardly knows? /See prologue for more details./
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,921 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/24/2009 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Japan, England/Britain, Russia, China - Complete