Author has written 7 stories for Naruto, and Hana-Kimi.
OHAYO!! What's up? I'm Kaida and I'm awesome. Actually, I'm Kris but Kris is such a common name and until I'm no longer Kris I'm going by Kaida! Ok? Anyway, Let's see... I'm supposed to be telling you about me, right? Ok... I'm a TOTAL Japan freak. Right now I'm learning the Japanese language via this 'Before You Know It' course that I downloaded. I can't remember much, but I think that if I continue to learn it during the summer and listen to the Japanese phrases in my sleep, I may be able to speak it in an almost fluent way by the time I'm in college!! Yay! Ok, as you can see, I'm kind of a happy, hyper person. Actually, that's only right now cuz I didn't sleep last night and therefore I am a hyper little dragon!
Ok, another thing that I'm obsessed with is grammar and such. One thing you desperately need to know about me; If you spell incorrectly I will get on your case so bad you will cry and I will laugh and you will ask why I'm laughing and I will say that it was because of this story I heard and you will say, 'Ooh, can you tell it to me?' but I will reply, 'No, it's too long,' but you will beg and beg and finally I will start out with, 'Once there was this mountain, and on this mountain there was this temple and in this temple there was a monk and he said I'm gonna tell you a story about how once there was this mountain and on this mountain there was this temple and in this temple there was a monk and he said-' but then you'll hit me on the back of my head and yell, 'Baka!' because you know I'm being stupid. IS THAT CLEAR??
These are both from 'The Bleah Skit' by JAC Productions. Check them out on YouTube!
Ok. Now that I've gotten over with that, I think I should tell you that I'm extremely random to the point of scaring my friends. Seriously, they get honest to God frightened of me. Oh! That reminds me of something. Yeah, I'm not Christian. I may include certain Christian beliefs in some of my stories, but I'm not one. No. I am a Cheesuite and I believe that Cheese from 'Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends' knows all. Yeah... He's so smart!! I"M NOT WORTHY!!
Alright, what's next? Oh! Pairings and animes and stuff I like. Ok.
I'm pretty sure that's everything. Oh, by the way, I admit that I like graphic Yaoi, but I don't mind if it's not there. If you notice in my first story (which is shounen-ai) about Naruto and his lover, they simply find that being together works. Sometimes I think that a kiss can be more sensual than sex. Sorry if I'm getting all mushy and stuff, but yeah. Ok! Back to Happiness!
Enjoy my stories! Here're a few things that you may like, they're just some things that have been said. Not necessarily (sorry if I spelled that wrong) things I've said, but you know... Things that I like that you might like.
'No I don't. I don't love you. You're just a... um... Kiniving? Is that a word? Yeah, ok. You're a kiniving little monster who has a monkey on her brain!' (Kristyn) 'Right, Kristyn...' me. I was joking with Kristyn and I said something that 'appalled' her, and then I said that she loved me.
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman. I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights. We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time. I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room. I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me. I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again. I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear. We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men. I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me. I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male. I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men. I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that. I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual. I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me. I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind. I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male. Re-post this in your profile if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.
BIG DEADLY IMPORTANT MESSAGE!!
THE NARUTO SURVEY! NARUTARDS UNITE!
1) Who is your favorite character(s)? My fave characters are Gaara and Itachi. But not together, only with my OC's. My OC's are cool too.
2) Who is your favorite pairing(s)? SasuNaru, ItaSasu, GaaNeji, InoCho, KibaHina, ShikaTem, ItaDei, KakaIru, KakaSasu, and I think that's it...
3) Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan? I'm basically strictly a yaoi fan, but I can handle some (and I do stress some) hentai.
4) Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? I cosplayed Gaara once, and dude, I went ALL OUT. I even shaved my eyebrows! The only thing I didn't do was get 'Love' tattooed on my forehead, and that was replaced by a sharpie heart, so everything was okay.
5) List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise. I own the first two seasons and the first sixteen Manga. I'm getting some plushies this weekend at A-Kon.
6) Have you ever felt you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who? Well, my one personality has this thing for Gaara, but the other one likes Itachi. They think they were meant for each other.
7) NaruHina or KibaHina? KibaHina in a second!
8) SasuSaku or SasuNaru? SasuNaru is god I tell you, GOD!
9) Which team is your favorite? My OC team 27. Check out the story for it to make sense.
10) Do you support the Obito theory? (Tobi=Obito) ObiTobi is cannon!!
11) Do you support the 'Yodaime is Naruto's father theory? Um, isn't it obvious?
12) Your favorite Akatsuki member? Itachi is hot as hell, but Tobi is cute, but Deidara makes things go splodey, but this guy who cosplayed Pein was hot, so... The whole thing! (minus Zetsu... and Sasori.)
13) Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? It depends on which story I'm reading.
14) Have you seen all of the Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? Right now I'm stuck on a part 1 filler loop, but I'm working my way out of it.
15) Have you read all the chapters so far? Not quite, and that makes me REALLY FREAKING DEPRESSED, DAMMIT!! -sits in emo corner and cries-
16) Do you believe Naruto has ADD? No! He absolutely does no- Hey! Look! A Butterfly! X3
17) Sub or dub? Sub when watching for the first time, Dub the rest of the time. I don't have to really pay attention to Dub.
18) Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? Anti-Sakura all the way! Damn, I'm such a Sakura-Basher... I guess she's okay when she get's older, though... maybe... kinda... ish...
19) Tobi= Annoying or funny? KAWAII!! -SQUEE!-
20) Do you even know who Tobi is? Tobi's the Kawaii Akatsuki member with the orange swirly mask. Ish a good boy! :3
21) Gai= Sexy beast or ugly nerd? Fugliest definition of White and Nerdy I've ever seen.
22) Which character would be the best cross dresser? Bebbe Gaa-chan looks so kawaii in a dress! I would say Haku, but we all know that he's really a girl pretending to be a guy pretending to be a girl pretending to be a guy pretending to be a girl. Right? Right.
23) Rock Lee= Weird or awesome? O.O SCARY AS HELL!!
24) Which character would be the best OOC? Who and how? Mine, of course!
25) Do you like Naruto fan fictions? They's mah life! I'd DIE without them.
26) Do you write Naruto fan fictions? Of course!
27) Do you like lemons? -drools- Excuse me, what? Sorry, I was too busy imagining bad situations that lead to good things to hear you...
28) Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? My mom watches it with me! I don't let her read the fanfix, though. If I did, she'd be too busy drooling to feed me! -.-''
29) Have you ever watched the Naruto Abridged series? The whole series! I'm just waiting for the 21st episode... WHAT'S TAKING YOU SO LONG MASAKOX?!
30) Have you seen the Naruto Ultimate fan flashes? I've seen every one! xD
31) Have you ever got someone else hooked on Naruto? Just my mom... I think...
32) Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and someone recognized it? Yeah! this kid who sits behind me in math saw and was like, "Why are you drawing na-ROO-to?" and I said," You know naruto?" And he was like, "I've seen maybe one episode or something." I now know that he's seen the whole series in Japanese.
33) Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and your teacher came up to you and say 'WTF is this? No... But I got yelled at for drawing other stuff naruto/anime-related
34) Has Naruto affected your life and grades? Yes
35) Are you broke thanks to Naruto? I Was.
36) Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? If there's a yaoi version, yes.
37) Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? Nope. Because I now know that Pein is the leader.
38) Do you draw Naruto fan art? Yep! I'm currently fixing one of Gaara.
39) Is Sasuke still sexy in the second stage of the curse seal? NOOOOOO!!
40) Do you have a Naruto OC? Several. Katra Minehawa and Kaida Hana. Also Makoto Chi, but I save him for when I'm in the mood to make a character gay (when he's usually not). He's also one of my OC's best friends.
41) Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? Yes, Yes I do.
That's it. JA NE!!
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