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Author has written 7 stories for Naruto, and Hana-Kimi.

OHAYO!! What's up? I'm Kaida and I'm awesome. Actually, I'm Kris but Kris is such a common name and until I'm no longer Kris I'm going by Kaida! Ok? Anyway, Let's see... I'm supposed to be telling you about me, right? Ok... I'm a TOTAL Japan freak. Right now I'm learning the Japanese language via this 'Before You Know It' course that I downloaded. I can't remember much, but I think that if I continue to learn it during the summer and listen to the Japanese phrases in my sleep, I may be able to speak it in an almost fluent way by the time I'm in college!! Yay! Ok, as you can see, I'm kind of a happy, hyper person. Actually, that's only right now cuz I didn't sleep last night and therefore I am a hyper little dragon!

Ok, another thing that I'm obsessed with is grammar and such. One thing you desperately need to know about me; If you spell incorrectly I will get on your case so bad you will cry and I will laugh and you will ask why I'm laughing and I will say that it was because of this story I heard and you will say, 'Ooh, can you tell it to me?' but I will reply, 'No, it's too long,' but you will beg and beg and finally I will start out with, 'Once there was this mountain, and on this mountain there was this temple and in this temple there was a monk and he said I'm gonna tell you a story about how once there was this mountain and on this mountain there was this temple and in this temple there was a monk and he said-' but then you'll hit me on the back of my head and yell, 'Baka!' because you know I'm being stupid. IS THAT CLEAR??

These are both from 'The Bleah Skit' by JAC Productions. Check them out on YouTube!

Ok. Now that I've gotten over with that, I think I should tell you that I'm extremely random to the point of scaring my friends. Seriously, they get honest to God frightened of me. Oh! That reminds me of something. Yeah, I'm not Christian. I may include certain Christian beliefs in some of my stories, but I'm not one. No. I am a Cheesuite and I believe that Cheese from 'Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends' knows all. Yeah... He's so smart!! I"M NOT WORTHY!!

Alright, what's next? Oh! Pairings and animes and stuff I like. Ok.
Inuyasha- KagomexInuyasha, MirokuxSango
Naruto- SasuxNaru, Uchihacest, GaaxNaru, ItaxNaru, ItaxDei, TemaxShika, KakaxIru, KakaxSasu. I think that's all, but if I missed one, I'll post it later.
Ouran High School Host Club- HaruxTama, HaruxHika, KaoxHika, KyouxHaru, KyouxTama. I think that's it for the Host Club.
Harry Potter- HPxRW, HPxDM, RWxHG, HGxDM, GWxDM, GWxHP, SBxRL, RLxJP, RLxNT and that's all from HP.
Fruits Basket- YukixTohru, Mabudachi trio pairings, YukixHaru, HaruxMomiji, and KyoxTohru. Actually, the only time I truly like KyoxTohru is when it's a really deep story that has you, like, crying or something. Tohru belongs to Yuki. 'Nuff said. I've only read one YukixKyo that I liked. They just aren't honestly a good pairing.
Kingdom s- SoraxRiku. So far, I'm only in the second ring of planets in the normal Kingdom Hearts and because I haven't finished it I haven't played # 2 yet. Did that make sense to you? Yeah, me neither. Guess what?! I beat Ursula!! YAYZ!! (I've been trying to for a month) So, like, I'm almost in the third ring and then I'll be that much closer! So... yay! July 27 07 NEWS FLASH!! I got KH2, so I've got new pairings!! RoxasxAxil and KairixSora. I didn't like the old Kairi, but the new one isok. Oh, and RoxasxNamine. Ok:)
FullMetal Alchemist- WinryxEd, FleshAlxWinry, RoyxEd, RoyxRiza

I'm pretty sure that's everything. Oh, by the way, I admit that I like graphic Yaoi, but I don't mind if it's not there. If you notice in my first story (which is shounen-ai) about Naruto and his lover, they simply find that being together works. Sometimes I think that a kiss can be more sensual than sex. Sorry if I'm getting all mushy and stuff, but yeah. Ok! Back to Happiness!

Enjoy my stories! Here're a few things that you may like, they're just some things that have been said. Not necessarily (sorry if I spelled that wrong) things I've said, but you know... Things that I like that you might like.

'No I don't. I don't love you. You're just a... um... Kiniving? Is that a word? Yeah, ok. You're a kiniving little monster who has a monkey on her brain!' (Kristyn) 'Right, Kristyn...' me. I was joking with Kristyn and I said something that 'appalled' her, and then I said that she loved me.
'There's no need to call me "Sir," professor.'- Harry Potter, HPOotP
'Once there was this Mountain, and on this Mountain there was this Temple, and in this-' gets hit on the head by readers. Sorry, I had to put that in here.
'I'm a Gerbil. Love my Llama.' The XCR song
'Where's my elephant indeed! Where's my- Where's my-' The XCR song
'I UNEVENO!' The XCR song
'Mood: Appathetic.' The Emo Song
'COME BACK HERE THE DAY BEFORE YESTERDAY YOU NOODLE-LEGGED WEASEL!!' Ashiya Mizuki, Hana-Kimi volume 2. (For You in Full Blossom)
'Master Sergeant Fury. During your last physical examination we discovered Athlete's Foot and we now believe it is affecting your brain.' Leutenant Riza Hawkeye, FMA
'You are stupid and evil and you do not know that you are stupid and evil.' Bumper Sticker
'That's Hugh Jackman? That's not Hugh Jackman, is it? That's Hugh Jackman? That's not Hugh Jackman. Is it? No, no it's not. That's not Hugh Jackman. Is that really Hugh Jackman? Seriously? No it's not. You're lying... That's Hugh Jackman! Omigosh! That's Hugh Jackman!' me rambling about Flushed away. Aparently, Roddy was played by Hugh Jackman... I still don't believe it...
'HARRYPOTTER!! harrypotterharrypotterharrypotterharrypotterharrypotter-' me and my mom as the first books were sold of #7. I finished that two days before her, by the way...
'You don't want to bottle your anger up like that, Harry, let it all out. There might be a couple people fifty miles away who didn't hear you.' Fred Weasley.
'I'm a gay guy in a fangirl's body!' -someone else's profile
'Yes, CJ! Get back on the subject! King Arthur has nothing to do with gravity! King Arthur could float!' -me while we were in Science. Our teacher kept bitchin' at us for not staying on the topic of gravity and force.
"I love Poetry... Long walks on the beach... and poking dead things with a stick... Sigh" CJ's sticker
"Hi floor! Make me a sammich!" Gir, Invader Zim, "Gir goes crazy and stuff"
"Sometimes I'm afraid to find out what's going on in that insane head of yours... Invader Zim, Invader Zim, "Gir Goes Crazy and Stuff"

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman. I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights. We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time. I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room. I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me. I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again. I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear. We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men. I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me. I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male. I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men. I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that. I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual. I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me. I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind. I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male. Re-post this in your profile if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

If you don't review, I'm just going to take the stories of of here, Okay? I'm sorry to everyone who added me on their Faves, but I'm sick and tired of no reviews! IT'S FREAKING BS! If you don't review, I'll just delete the entire account, and yes. You can blame yourself. Okay? No more of this crap about "I don't know if I like it yet... I'll watch it to see." Either you like it, or you don't, but give me SOME SORT OF FEEDBACK!! Was it good, was it bad? Was it just iffy? Tell me these things or so help me God I will utterly ruin every single story on here! I'll delete them off of my computer and destroy them so completely that I will make you hate the pairings with a passion! I appreciate your time and hope you enjoy the stories.



1) Who is your favorite character(s)? My fave characters are Gaara and Itachi. But not together, only with my OC's. My OC's are cool too.

2) Who is your favorite pairing(s)? SasuNaru, ItaSasu, GaaNeji, InoCho, KibaHina, ShikaTem, ItaDei, KakaIru, KakaSasu, and I think that's it...

3) Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan? I'm basically strictly a yaoi fan, but I can handle some (and I do stress some) hentai.

4) Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? I cosplayed Gaara once, and dude, I went ALL OUT. I even shaved my eyebrows! The only thing I didn't do was get 'Love' tattooed on my forehead, and that was replaced by a sharpie heart, so everything was okay.

5) List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise. I own the first two seasons and the first sixteen Manga. I'm getting some plushies this weekend at A-Kon.

6) Have you ever felt you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who? Well, my one personality has this thing for Gaara, but the other one likes Itachi. They think they were meant for each other.

7) NaruHina or KibaHina? KibaHina in a second!

8) SasuSaku or SasuNaru? SasuNaru is god I tell you, GOD!

9) Which team is your favorite? My OC team 27. Check out the story for it to make sense.

10) Do you support the Obito theory? (Tobi=Obito) ObiTobi is cannon!!

11) Do you support the 'Yodaime is Naruto's father theory? Um, isn't it obvious?

12) Your favorite Akatsuki member? Itachi is hot as hell, but Tobi is cute, but Deidara makes things go splodey, but this guy who cosplayed Pein was hot, so... The whole thing! (minus Zetsu... and Sasori.)

13) Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? It depends on which story I'm reading.

14) Have you seen all of the Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? Right now I'm stuck on a part 1 filler loop, but I'm working my way out of it.

15) Have you read all the chapters so far? Not quite, and that makes me REALLY FREAKING DEPRESSED, DAMMIT!! -sits in emo corner and cries-

16) Do you believe Naruto has ADD? No! He absolutely does no- Hey! Look! A Butterfly! X3

17) Sub or dub? Sub when watching for the first time, Dub the rest of the time. I don't have to really pay attention to Dub.

18) Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? Anti-Sakura all the way! Damn, I'm such a Sakura-Basher... I guess she's okay when she get's older, though... maybe... kinda... ish...

19) Tobi= Annoying or funny? KAWAII!! -SQUEE!-

20) Do you even know who Tobi is? Tobi's the Kawaii Akatsuki member with the orange swirly mask. Ish a good boy! :3

21) Gai= Sexy beast or ugly nerd? Fugliest definition of White and Nerdy I've ever seen.

22) Which character would be the best cross dresser? Bebbe Gaa-chan looks so kawaii in a dress! I would say Haku, but we all know that he's really a girl pretending to be a guy pretending to be a girl pretending to be a guy pretending to be a girl. Right? Right.

23) Rock Lee= Weird or awesome? O.O SCARY AS HELL!!

24) Which character would be the best OOC? Who and how? Mine, of course!

25) Do you like Naruto fan fictions? They's mah life! I'd DIE without them.

26) Do you write Naruto fan fictions? Of course!

27) Do you like lemons? -drools- Excuse me, what? Sorry, I was too busy imagining bad situations that lead to good things to hear you...

28) Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? My mom watches it with me! I don't let her read the fanfix, though. If I did, she'd be too busy drooling to feed me! -.-''

29) Have you ever watched the Naruto Abridged series? The whole series! I'm just waiting for the 21st episode... WHAT'S TAKING YOU SO LONG MASAKOX?!

30) Have you seen the Naruto Ultimate fan flashes? I've seen every one! xD

31) Have you ever got someone else hooked on Naruto? Just my mom... I think...

32) Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and someone recognized it? Yeah! this kid who sits behind me in math saw and was like, "Why are you drawing na-ROO-to?" and I said," You know naruto?" And he was like, "I've seen maybe one episode or something." I now know that he's seen the whole series in Japanese.

33) Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and your teacher came up to you and say 'WTF is this? No... But I got yelled at for drawing other stuff naruto/anime-related

34) Has Naruto affected your life and grades? Yes

35) Are you broke thanks to Naruto? I Was.

36) Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? If there's a yaoi version, yes.

37) Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? Nope. Because I now know that Pein is the leader.

38) Do you draw Naruto fan art? Yep! I'm currently fixing one of Gaara.

39) Is Sasuke still sexy in the second stage of the curse seal? NOOOOOO!!

40) Do you have a Naruto OC? Several. Katra Minehawa and Kaida Hana. Also Makoto Chi, but I save him for when I'm in the mood to make a character gay (when he's usually not). He's also one of my OC's best friends.

41) Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? Yes, Yes I do.

That's it. JA NE!!

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Life Happens by ColorOfAngels reviews
A story of Harry and Ginny, their lives, friendships, realtionships and everything in between. Life doesn't always take the road they expect or want but they soon learn that no matter how hard they try to stop it, Life Happens Post OotP thru Post Hogwarts
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 131,416 - Reviews: 1295 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 592 - Updated: 10/5/2011 - Published: 5/1/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Can't Go On Like This by 427-67Impala reviews
Sam has secretly been in love with Dean for years, and now he's got a reason to think his big brother feels the same way. Question is, what is Sammy going to do about it? How hard is he prepared to push to find out the truth? Wincest, very mild non-con. Oneshot.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,479 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
First lesson by carryonmy-waywardson reviews
Sam is a growing teenager and asks for Dean's help..
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,170 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Judas Kiss by HigherMagic reviews
Castiel fell with Lucifer when the Morningstar was cast down to Hell. As the years went by he became more demon than angel, and when Dean Winchester's soul arrived in Hell he claimed him for himself. Fallen!Cas/Dean, Hell AU.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,384 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 38 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Trapped in Your Arms by debzzz reviews
Some fighting in the car between the boys gets John angry and they end up lost in the middle of nowhere. Now John has to find a gas station by foot, so car!smexing ensues. Wincest, Dean/Sam, underage, one-shot.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,783 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Skin Deep by LilFerret79 reviews
He wanted to make sure Ianto was okay. He was in the habit of caring for himself last. NC17/Adult. Graphic Sex, Language. Angst. Slightly AU, due to event. No copyright infringement is intended.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,313 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Linen Liaison by LilFerret79 reviews
The things that Jack talks Ianto into are astounding. NC17/Adult. Warnings: Graphic Sex, Language. Someone mentioned this as part of another of my fics and it got the brain thinkin'. No copyright infringement intended.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,024 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Frozen Welshman by LilFerret79 reviews
Flipping a few levers and twisting a couple knobs Ianto heard the heat kick on, and he sighed, taking a moment to shiver before heading back to bed. NC17/Adult. Wrngs: Graphic Sex, Lang. Prompt: blue, 12, "Your feet are cold!" No CR infringement intended.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,382 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Cupcake Wars by LilFerret79 reviews
He wouldn't be able to go back to the way things had been. Not now that he'd had a taste of what those suits had been hiding. NC17/Adult. Warnings: Graphic Sex, Language, Mild BDSM. No copyright infringement is intended.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,974 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
He Knew Him So Well by LilFerret79 reviews
Perhaps indulging in the smallest fantasy wouldn't hurt. NC17/Adult. Warnings: Graphic Sex, Language. A little AU twist… No copyright infringement intended.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,042 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/2/2011 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
A Series of Unfortunate Texts by AlreadyPainfullyGone reviews
Dean knows his wife is having an affair, he just doesn't know with who - and when he finds out, it's worse than he thought. Destiel Slash AU.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 47,178 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 931 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Ache by HigherMagic reviews
Sam pulls wings out of Dean's back, which apparently you're not meant to do, and Castiel has to clean up the mess, then help the Hunter deal with them. AU, Wing!kink.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,687 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 1,422 - Follows: 166 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Wilson's 12:30 Appointment by George Stark II reviews
House/Wilson slash, established relationship, rated M for what we call "adult" situations even though teenagers read about and partake in them all the time. Wilson thinks he has an appointment with one of his patients. House has other plans.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,100 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/19/2010 - J. Wilson, G. House - Complete
Animals by HigherMagic reviews
AU. Angel!Dean, Demon!Sam. '"I may have…bought a new housemate today," he said, slightly sheepish, and Azazel's eyes lit up in delight. He'd been pestering for Alistair to buy a Demon for months.' Slash, Het, DSM, Wing-porn. Sam/Cas/Dean at the end.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,135 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/16/2010 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Dean W. - Complete
Fragments of you, under my skin by rootesie reviews
It's Ianto's first day at Torchwood Three, and he has a lot to do. Exploring the development of Jack and Ianto's relationship between the flashback in Fragments, to They Keep Killing Suzie, filtered through the lens of sexual obsession. Dark, angsty smut.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,590 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/16/2010 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
The Office Block by a-silver-story reviews
Warning for M/M pwp . Jack and Ianto are on a mission ... in an office block - and we all know what Jack's like in offices! Written mainly for fun, and there's plot if you squint.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,779 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Obligatory First Time Janto Fic by a-silver-story reviews
Every Janto ficcer has one: The first time fic. Obviously, a warning for M/M. I decided I wanted a break from the fics where Jack is characterised badly and uses Ianto or Ianto sleeps with Jack to keep him away from Lisa, not really wanting to. Slow Burn!
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,243 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
An Angel in the Bedroom by rootesie reviews
Jack's organised the Christmas entertainment for Ianto, but it isn't quite what Ianto fears... Set sometime during the first half of Season Two, but no spoilers. Rated M for m/m sexual situation. N.B. Can be read as a standalone.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,814 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Anyplace, Anywhere, Anytime by crimsonphoenix13 reviews
HPNaruto. When team eight finds an unconscious teenager in the forest, they take him back to Konoha where he soon attaches himself to Sasuke, even though he remembers nothing except his name, Harry. Angst,AUAR,Crossover,HC,MM,WIP,Yaoi
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,804 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 547 - Updated: 11/19/2009 - Published: 5/7/2007 - Harry P., Sasuke U.
Not for Sale by whereSilencebegins reviews
A fire claims the village's school and Naruto takes it upon himself to find a way to get the money so they can start to rebuild. An auction sounds like a good idea. And the item to be auctioned off? Why, its Naruto!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,957 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
White Raven by foreverloved reviews
REWRITTEN! Please see my other story, 'Tending Fire' for the rewritten version. After the horrid massacre of his family Sasuke is sent to live with Hiashi Hyuuga.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,468 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Sasuke U., Neji H.
The Choice by Xanthe2 reviews
Tim and Tony fall out following a disastrous stakeout, and Gibbs reveals a truly unique approach to team building...Warning: Contains spanking of an adult.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,029 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Tony D., Tim M. - Complete
Vent Session by Raelyn33 reviews
The power of Love can heal all, especially two boys who have been abused. Parody: Yaoi, mentioned abuse/rape. Oneshot Disclaimer: I do not own the character/anime Naruto and do not make any money off this fanfic
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,985 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Shifting Blood by foreverloved reviews
No original Harry Potter cast at all. All Naruto! The setting--Hogwarts, the goal--Itachi's defeat, the obstacle--anyone who stands in his way, the player--Uchiha Sasuke. It's the first year, let the games begin. Possible future yaoi
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,042 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/8/2008 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Sasuke U.
Kissy Kissy Plan by hyan-hye reviews
Sasuke woke up and felt as though he wanted something. He couldn’t figure it out until he saw Naruto. Sasuke arranged plans to kiss Naruto. Turned out a kiss wasn’t enough for Sasuke’s craving or whatever it is. [SasuNaru]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,537 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Wiggle Those Hips: You're a School Girl Now by bevino reviews
Uzumaki Naruto, the youngest member in the police force, comes to realize that working undercover for the Mafia was a childs play compared to this. And those skirts are way to short! NaruSasu, AU. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 103,052 - Reviews: 1370 - Favs: 1,991 - Follows: 593 - Updated: 6/13/2008 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Distorted Fairytales by SevieIsCute reviews
A Naruto inspired creative and totally perverted look at famous fairytales! Has nothing to do with the Naruto plotline and the characters are totally OOC. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. Yaoi. SasuNaru and hints of other pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,291 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 5/18/2008 - Published: 12/14/2004 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Fear of Flying 2 by Chiyume reviews
Sequel to Fear of Flying. Oneshot. Naruto and Sasuke are going on a vacation to meet with Naruto's family. Unfortunately for Sasuke, this means more flying. Naruto helps of course, in his own way ;) Yaoi!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,793 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 137 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Fear of Flying by Chiyume reviews
Sasuke HATES flying! But he’s not scared. Of course not. Not scared, not at all…Contains Yaoi, Mature content! SasuxNaru! Please read and review! PS. The last 2 chappies are just AuthorsNotes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,801 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 4/12/2008 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Library Skills for Dobes by KageKitsune XXX reviews
Who knew the library could be so educational? NaruSasu AU. Be warned: Yaoi!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,747 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 732 - Follows: 55 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Role Play by KageKitsune XXX reviews
Being in secretly love with your best friend is a heck of a lot more stressful than you can possibly imagine. Eventually, you just have to take matters into your own hands. For sanity's sake. NaruSasu AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 60,026 - Reviews: 899 - Favs: 1,504 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 1/28/2008 - Published: 5/11/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Cliché, Anyone? by Ma Chat reviews
You've all seen it before. The typical SasuNaru fanfiction. This could possibly be the WORST fanfiction ever... You know you want to read it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,082 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 1/6/2008 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
A Dream Worth Keeping by Chikorita-Trainer1 reviews
Songfic to 'A Dream Worth Keeping' from FernGully: The Last Rainforest. Oneshot. Tory and Colin get a moment to themselves, and make the most of it.
Off*Beat - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,432 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Complete
Am I in love? by goddesbless reviews
Kicked, punched, bullied. Naruto will take everything just to be with the Uchiha. Too bad Sasuke doesn't know what his blonde has suffered. When he realize it, will it be too late?rate M for safety
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 17,128 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 10/20/2007 - Published: 5/15/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
It's All in Your Head by Evening Rain reviews
On the way back from a mission, Naruto gets hit with an interrogation jutsu. But when the jutsu is accidentally intercepted by Sasuke, the two boys find themselves stuck mentally together, unwillingly sharing each other's thoughts, feelings, and secrets..
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 66,182 - Reviews: 1378 - Favs: 1,793 - Follows: 762 - Updated: 10/19/2007 - Published: 8/9/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Something To Talk About by BlackEyedWicca reviews
Naruto is practically made to do something by a yaoi fanatic of a friend. Not that he's going to hate it....and hell maybe he can get something awesome out of it? SasuNaru. Rated for oral. B'day fic to me xD
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,668 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/11/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Love Within Pain by NamiMakimono reviews
Naruto goes from school to school because of people being hurt, but he doesn't know why. Can anyone help him? And why is poor Kiba being hit with soo many books? AU, Maybe slight OOC, Violence, Language, Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,009 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/7/2007 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Picture Perfect by ToriMiu reviews
After a night of hot sex, Naruto finds a picture of... himself? Under Sasuke's pillow? Naruto's not about to let this opportunity to tease Sasuke pass, and Sasuke's revenge is all the more sweet and spiteful. Warning: SasuxNaru, Lemon, Slash
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,372 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 47 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Birthday Blonde by AshleeTheDragon reviews
Mm, a birthday celebration indeed....Sasunaru, heavy YAOI, pure smut. Warnings inside. No flames.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,332 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
No Lies, No Restraints, No Hope by RizaUchimaki reviews
Naruto's hit by a truth jutsu that lasts 3 days and Sasuke has to look after him. SASUNARU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,227 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 7/3/2007 - Published: 4/29/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Body Pains by carnivalgames reviews
A medical mix up can lead to interesting situations.
Hana-Kimi - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,874 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/28/2007 - Published: 6/26/2007
Secret Stash by Human Inuaysha reviews
Oh no little Sasuke has stumbled upon his older brother's collection of things. Now the boy starts asking his brother very uncomfortable questions about why the people are wrestling naked. AN:This is before the older brother killed everyone. itachixsasuke
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,750 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 6/25/2007 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
Dealing with Love by Makkura Arashi reviews
I need to return to my family home...a date is mandatory. You will pretend to be my boyfriend…for a month. After that I’ll set you free. Naruto looked at the dark eyed slave.But what happens when they fall in love? NaruSasu, SasuNaru, Yaoi. LEMONY.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 66,074 - Reviews: 862 - Favs: 628 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 5/27/2007 - Published: 1/15/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Cliffdiving by slowdance reviews
Oneshot. Sleeping in the same bed turns out to be so much more for Sano and Mizuki. Warning: Lemon.
Hana-Kimi - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,689 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/1/2006 - Complete
Happy Birthday by Kitsune Rane reviews
It's Naruto's eighteenth birthday and he really isn't a fan of it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,174 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/10/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Burning Need, Scorching Desire by ChibiMinko reviews
My own version of how Sano and Mizuki might hook up. LEMON ONESHOT. Mizuki walks in on Sano in the shower.
Hana-Kimi - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,472 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/30/2006 - Complete
Chasing Naruto by AkaiTsume reviews
AU: College Years. Sasuke doesn't want to come to terms with his feelings, but when rivals appear, he has to take matters into his own hands...NaruSasu Shounenai, yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 130,423 - Reviews: 2602 - Favs: 3,172 - Follows: 634 - Updated: 2/11/2006 - Published: 3/19/2005 - Complete
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The Rules of Life reviews
Kaida and Katra have been working at 'The Plot' for three years. They know all the regulars names, and few times are there new customers. When a group of sexy, black clad men come to the club, things start going... well, weird... AU, M for language. OC.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,213 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Itachi U., Naruto U.
The First One to Win reviews
It's very important that you read this if you are a person who favorited me. Or if you're a person in general.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 178 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Complete
Wintery Blush reviews
SasUKE! This is a secret story, and you must read it to find out what it's about! No lemons or limes in Chappie 1.... Sorry lovers of such things!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,935 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
I'll Sleep Here Tonight reviews
This is my version of how Mizuki and Sano finally got together. Yes, it's a oneshot. Deal with it. There may or may not be a sequal, it just depends on how much my dad hates me.
Hana-Kimi - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,248 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Complete
Love of My Life reviews
This is the OC tale about Uri Kaida and her love, Maikou. It takes place when Naruto is 16, and it does contain some foul language and adult themes... or it will, anyway. It is in Konoha, and in my story, things have... changed....
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,595 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Naruto U., Lee R.
A Naruto Story The Ballad of Team 27 reviews
This is an OC story. Yes, I know it pisses you off, but whatev. This is the story of Team 27 from the mysterious Village hidden in the Flame. Just read it! I'll love you forever! Rated T for safety... May have ahem 'special' parts in later chapters.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,337 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/21/2007 - Published: 9/19/2007 - Gaara, Lee R.
Not Just a Kiss reviews
This is a series of stories all based together about a boy and his lover. NOTE this is ShonenAi and Yaoi, aka BoyxBoy. If you don't like it, I'm not making you read it. So there. By the way, this is mostly AU, but I kept it as IC as I could.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,466 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.