Author has written 24 stories for Naruto.
Hey o0oBeezelneffo0o here! My real name is Amy and i am a big anime/manga fan. A little red-haired, blue-eyed anime freak that lives in England accompanied by her puppet Beezelneff write stories to make the world seem a much better place...
ON A STORY NOTE: I WILL NOT BE UPDATING UNTIL ALL MY ASSIGNMENTS ARE FINISHED! SINCERE APOLOGIES! BEEZELNEFF COOKIES TO ALL!! :D
Favourites A/M (to name a few) : Umineko No Naku Koro Ni, Naruto, Bakuman, D.GrayMan, Prince of Tennis, Bleach, Black Cat, Gravitation, Fruits Basket, Full Moon Wo Sagashite, The Gentlemen's Alliance, Fushigi Yuugi, Fushigi Yuugi Genbu Kaiden, Death Note, Ouran High School Host Club, Full Metal Alchemist, Fairy Tail, Negima, Trigun, Darker Than Black, D.N.Angel, Immortal Rain, Air Gear, Claymore, Shugo Chara, Higurashi No Naku Koro Ni, Soul Eater, Code Geass, Durarara!! K-ON! Kaichou Wa Maid-Sama! Elfen Lied, Eden of the East, Arakawa Under The Bridge, Fate Stay Night, Canaan, Baccano, Chrome Shelled Regios, History's Strongest Disciple Kenichi, Ninja Nonsense, Strike Witches, Nana, Black Lagoon and more ...
Favourite Pairings : SasukexNaruto. SasorixDeidara. KibaxHinata. BattlerxBeatrice! GeorgexShannon. KanonxJessica. EdwardxWinry. SuzakuxLelouch. LightxL. MattxMello. LavixLenalee. KandaxAllen. ShizumaxNagisa. AmanexHikari. MagurixMaora. YukixShuichi. RyomaxSakuno. TakumixMisaki. ShizuoxIzaya. NatsuxGray. I love lots of random pairings, whether it be BoyxGirl, BoyxBoy or GirlxGirl.
Cosplays as : Sasori and Gaara from Naruto. Suu from Shugo Chara. Beatrice from Umineko No Naku Koro Ni.
Music : I like Three Days Grace (currently attempting a SasuNaru fanfic using their songs) Hollywood Undead, The Medic Droid, Jeffree Star, Linkin Park, An Cafe, Dir En Grey, Gackt, Gazette, TATU, AFI, Hikaru Utada, Simple Plan, Good Charlotte, Gwen Stefani, Evanescence, MCR, some weird dance music my older sister is always playing and loads of other cool Japanese songs i've picked up from watching anime...
Books : Harry Potter - love it! The Liar by Stephen Fry - one of the most funniest books i have ever read! I have others but i can't be bothered to type them in...
TV programmes : QI, That 70s show, Family Guy, Bones, Criminal minds, all the CSIs, House, Still Standing, Two Guys and a Girl, Dead Last, Blackadder and others...
MotoGP : MotoGP is one of the best things on tv! I support Valentino Rossi; currently on Fiat Yamaha.
Games : Final Fantasy VII + DOC, X, X-2 XII, those are the ones i own but i generally like all FF games, Kingdom Hearts I and II, Valkyrie Profile 2, Medal of Honour games, Tomb Raider games, Guitar Hero, Pandemonium and various others...
Films : The Blues Brothers, Friday films, Final Fantasy Advent Children, Rocky Horror Picture Show, X-Men films, Underworld, Van Helsing, Nightmare Before Christmas, Corpse Bride, Blade Trinity, Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Kung Fu Panda, Catch Me If You Can, Mamma Mia, list goes on...
Comedians : Bill Bailey, Dane Cook, Steven Lynch, Jack Dee, Michael Macintyre, Omid Djalili (BELLYDANCE!), Dave Gorman (Googlewack adventure was brilliant!) and others...
Enjoys : Drawing pictures from manga books, reading manga, watching anime, reading novels, writing stories, hanging around with friends, being on my computer, playing Playstation games, watching films (no gross horror things), cosplaying, running around like a headless chicken after stealing my little sister's blanket...
Idols : Stephen Fry and Hugh Laurie - my most favouritest people in history! I love them both so much!
Inspired by : Music and dreams are my main inspirations for stories. I'm always listening to music, and my dreams are always strange and I'm really good at remembering them. I also can make some of the more vivid and important dreams extend to the next time i sleep, continuing the story. The longest dream spree I've had lasted about a week which was about Fruits Basket :D
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Deidara's Manialoll 4 Ever, DrownMySoul, red-headed psychopaths wanted, o0oBeezelneffo0o...
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple,windsoftiti, Ilovethelittletacos...Ilovethemgood, i-have-issues-deal-with-it, Kiba Obsessed Demonic Angel, Digital98, Yin's Crescent, Naruto713-17, o0oBeezelneffo0o...
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Naruto (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Neji Hyuga or Itachi Uchiha is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you fill up the tab seperators in your binders withe doodles/love notes/confessions of love/any other Naruto related thing you can think of about Naruto or the Naruto characters. Crazy is when you can open up Naruto and know exactly which part you're at by reading one word. Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny. Crazy is when you stay up all night to write fanfic then wake up early in the morning to do it again, even if you have school. Crazy is when you get hurt and start to laugh non-stop for no reason. Crazy is when you can't fall asleep at night because you're too busy playing a Naruto game, or thinking about Naruto. Crazy is when you wake up at 4:00 in the morning to finish a naruto fanfiction before school starts. Crazy is spending every lunchtime in a cramped classroom playing a naruto video game with your insane friends. Crazy is coming up with naruto nicknames for you and your friends and dressing up as them on normal school days. Crazy is when you start talking about Naruto yaoi fanfics in front of your ever so disturbed law teacher.
If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!
If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to yor profile.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.
92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Repost this if you are one of the 8 percent who would be laughing your ass off.
10 percent of the population read for pleasure. If you are one of the 10 percent that do, copy this to your profile.
Its all fun and games until some one loses an eye...then the game is FIND THE EYE
Its all fun and games until someone gets hurt... then its just funny
They say that time is the greatest teacher, but unfortunately... it kills all it's students.
If you think things can't get worse it's probably only because you lack sufficient imagination.
Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement.
If you take the word 'Therapist' and capitalize the 'R', you get 'The Rapist'. Does anyone else find that slightly worrying, yet intriging?
The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.
I only know how to do things three ways: the right way, the wrong way, and my way... which is the wrong way only faster.
To catch me you got to be fast, to find me you got to be smart, but to be me? Damn you must be kidding...
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever had a compulsive wish for a Sasori plushie, copy and paste this into your profile. (I have one! XD)
If you think Orochimaru has ever mistaken a stick for a snake, copy and paste this in your profile
If you think Kabuto has a secret stash of crack under his bed, copy and paste this in your profile
If you believe Shino is actually terrified of bugs, copy and paste this in your profile
If you truly believe that the Naruto characters live in another universe, copy and paste this into your profile
If you hear the characters from Naruto in your head, copy and paste this in your profile
If you believe the characters from Naruto in your head are real, copy and paste this in your profile
If you believe the characters are real permanently, copy and paste this in your profile
If you believe Itachi has secret laughing fits when no one is watching, copy and paste this in your profile
If you think that Sakura (from Naruto) sucks, copy this and paste it in your profile
If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completely has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude' or 'Cockatoo', copy this to your profile while laughing your ass off.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. Oh the ironie...
Sadly the things before you written are true! I am an idiot and i fully admit being an idiot! Soon, i will add more as i know there are ones out there i have not admitted to doing yet. I hope i'm not the only idiot in the world...
I'm not a complete idiot - parts of me are missing...
I have an obsession with Naruto, so what would that be called? NOD! (Naruto Obsession Disorder)
EyeCryPurpleTears found these and i thought they looked really cool! So i borrowed them - ...xx
: @- :==, Hidden Leaf Village
You are a Badass Uke!
Most compatible with: Don't Fuck With Me Seme, Chibi Seme
SasuNaru or SasuSaku?
Sasuke is always thinking of Naruto- Sakura always bugs Sasuke
Sasuke always wants to prove himself to Naruto, and vice versa - Sakura is always ignored by Sasuke
Sasuke talks to Naruto the most, out of everyone- He rarely speaks to Sakura
Sasuke and Naruto have saved each other's lives on several occasions - Sasuke saved Sakura- ONCE
When Sasuke was leaving Konoha, Naruto tried to stop him (and very, very almost succeeded)- He listened to Sakura for about three minutes, called her annoying, said thank you for some unfathomable reason (considering all she did was bitch, whine 'Sasuke-kun!', and get in the way of everything), knocked her out... and carried on.
Sasuke and Naruto were friends when they were younger (possibly MORE than friends...They HELD HANDS x3) - Sakura never even spoke to Sasuke
Naruto draws out strong emotions in Sasuke: love, guilt, he just touches him inside - The only emotions Sakura draws out from him is annoyance and a strong urge to kill.
Sasuke and Naruto's relationship is the most developed in the whole show. The whole show FOCUSES on their relationship- Sakura and Sasuke are just.. stuck together. There's no positive relationship. Sakura doesn't even like him in Part II
Lastly, there's an interview somewhere on the web, in which Kishimoto states that Naruto and Sakura are rivals. (For Sasuke's love) Seeing as Sasuke likes Naruto, and HATES Sakura.. I'm pretty sure it's obvious who will win Sasuke's heart.
You know you’re a SasuNaru fan when:
You think about SasuNaru 24/7;
Credited to Tesina Gela Gardner :) Sorry about the misunderstanding: its an awesome list :D
10 BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING A GIRL
10. We can wear guy clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks
9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies
8. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly
7. Our magazines have horiscopes
6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around
5. Our friends don't say "hi" but punching us in the arm
4. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month
3. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have
2. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket
1. Girl Talk... you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing
PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!!
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it... On my own note homophobes are just close-minded morons; they don't deserve happiness if they won't let others have it
You know you live in 2007 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did
To Charlie, i love you loads! Cousins forever xx
CLASS LINE: “The thing tried to rape my foot" “No he didn’t! Ramen does not rape feet, Sasuke. He’s not like you.” Naruto said - Six Feet Under by EmoSasuChan
CLASS LINE: I mean c'mon, it's SPANKING for christ sake, that's not SEXY, that's just downright fucking hilarious. - Giggle Like A Schoolgirl by darkalbino
CLASS LINE: “Fugaku Uchiha! I am your wife. If you called in all the demons from hell, I’ll make them fucking lemonade if it saves that little boy.” - The Demilitarized Zone by michelerene
CLASS LINE: “Kid in the room. Hands above the sheets.” - The Demilitarized Zone by michelerene
CLASS LINE: "He leaned down and said, 'Naruto...I want to de-flower your lotus blossom". - Four! by darkalbino
CLASS LINE: Sasuke sighed, but allowed his dobe the extra moment, “Of course it is. It’s as simple as realizing that you like a little coffee with your sugar and cream, that’s all.” - All The Small Things by michelerene
CLASS LINE: “God, I feel like a woman!” Naruto exclaimed, pulling away from Sasuke slightly. “Glad you know your place in this relationship, Naruto,” Sasuke teased. All The Small Things by michelerene
CLASS LINE: "And I’m really happy for you, Sakura. I just pity your kid.” “What? Why?” “Because Lee’s sperm is probably as backwards as he is,” - Dumb Dares by CloudNineKitty
CLASS LINE: “Pain is not candy!” He got hit again. “If you want candy,” another hit, “I’ll fucking go get you some! All you gotta say is, ‘hey, Kiba, I feel like shit, go get me some candy’ and I’ll go get you some God damn candy!” - Follow the Leader by FastForward
CLASS LINE: Suigetsu and Jugo followed Sasuke and Karin through the forest that Sasuke had directed them to on their latest self-assigned mission, speaking in hushed voices lest Sasuke hear. "He doesn't seem like the type to jerk off," Suigetsu mused thoughtfully. - Naruto, You're Not Pregnant! by Jelp
CLASS LINE: "I always knew Sasuke was self-sufficient, but I never realized just how much before." Naruto, You're Not Pregnant! by Jelp
CLASS LINE: "If I was fully hard and in you, you'd be split in two!" Naruto retaliated... - Naruto, You're Not Pregnant! by Jelp
PEOPLE I LOVE
Lauren, Megan, Matt, Mike, Cookie, Jenni, Brandy, Holly, Josh, Hannah, Sarah, Abi, Sarah, Laura, Anna, Laura, Lauren, Alex, Dan, Danny, Aggy, Elliot, Jesus, Lucy, Sam, Martin, Charis, Anthony, James, Emma, Laura, Sophie, Nai, Jonny, Nathan and all you others that make me laugh, cry and love life :)
And I LOVE all my reviewers as well :)
Well that's the end of my really long profile - i hope you enjoyed the ride! Exit is to your left and make sure to not fall down the stairs! xx