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Join the review revolution -I dare you. Authors work so hard on writing stories for not only their own enjoyment, but in hopes that you, the readers, will like them as well! We write, rewrite, edit, and than possible trash the whole thing, just so that it makes sense. WE know how the story is going to end, and it makes perfect sense to us, so why not take a few minutes of your precious time to review? You'll be glad that you did, and the author will really appreciate it -trust me. If someone gets 207 views in one month, and only 2 reviews, how are they supposed to know if it's worth continuing or not?

['Sides, if I don't get a review, I'll just chase you down and ask what what you thought of the story. Same thing really. :| ]

If any of you guys think I'm taking too long with my updates here on FFdotnet, just tell me via PM and I'll probably get off my lazy butt and do something about it. *sweatdrop* Truthfully.

Basic Information

Name: Romance/TMR (No, it's not, but just use it ;P)

Nationality: Pilipino (the Philippines)

Gender: Female

Age: 17

Birthday: December 1st

Grade: High School Graduate! Starting college in late, late August so catch me while you can! XD

Social Status: Unpopular, er, SINGLE

Hair Color: Black

Eye Color: Dark Brown

My Hobbies: Story Writing, Video Games, Piano Playing, Talking smack to myself 24/7, Failing Bad Apple Dance

My rule of life: As long as I find the perfect love, my life will be complete right? As long as I can get love, everything else will come easily, right? Right?

My Catch Phrase: (I don't really have one, so this is open for debate. :|)

Personality: Too shy to do or say much of anything, but when I do, I can never get right to the point. I often repeat myself in saying how much I hate or love this or that. I have low-self esteem. I'm told that I'm too kind with my reviews, and put off responses to messages at the weirdest times...

Small Reference Key

DA/dA- Deviant Art

FFdotnet/FFn - Fanfiction.net (here)

YT - YouTube

CH - Chapter

DC - Detective Conan/Case Closed

RxJ - RomeoxJuliet (the animated series)

CCS - Card Captor Sakura (you know that girl with the powerful cards? NO! NOT YUGI!)

MMG/Grey - Miss Macabre Grey (FF) (Kinda like my best friend on here *w*)

Mango - Best friend in real life (her last name is "De Mango" so I really can't resist calling her that. X3)

Corn - Ex-manga provider ^^;

Kernel - New manga provider ^^;;

Baby Corn/Nico - Manga delivery boy ^^;;;

DarkDuei/Duei/Ren - Know-it-all cousin that loves to tease me; he'll find his way into a conversation soon enough...

Suzume - Imitation sister, but really only Duei's little sister. She's annoying beyond belief. Just saying~

Bonjing - My real sister. She's 7 years old and I've already brainwashed her into loving Naruto and Hetalia. XD

Bya - NakoudoByakugan (FF)

Girl-from-Iggytown - AKA Olv1993 (FF)! She's so awesome...I'm in her profile, like, 5 times so I had to make a shout out. XD She lives in England by the way. 8D

Luckie - AKA Fortune Maiden (FF)! She's the smartest, most historically accurate Russian I've ever talked to. *o* And that's saying a lot! (XD) I ask her to clarify so many things in history, I'm surprised she isn't sick of me by now! XP

RGP - No, not role-playing games. Red and Gold Phoenix (FF)! :D She HAS to be Takagi and Satou's (from DC) number one fan, swear. XD ...What? I do read/watch animanga other than Hetalia, jeez. XD I'm even in the midst of writing a TakagixSatou story for her! =D

More to come later...

Stories and Updates

Hetalia: Axis Powers/APH

"The Soviet Union's New House" = The story that has taken over MY LIFE it's not funny. -groan- Can't say when it'll be uploaded, but the plan is for it to be up and ready by June 25, when school lets out. I highly doubt that that goal will be accomplished for two reasons: My pace has dropped because in order to reach my editor's quota I've been writing with every free moment in class and it's KILLING me. Mentally. And also because the movie version, filmed with the best quality my staff can offer (-cough- Yeah...) needs to be released on June 25 as well. To get all that done in a month is total Black Star/BS. -_-

But concerning that, the movie will be shot in the North Hollywood, California area and is open to anyone willing to help out. Whether it's an acting role or mechanical assistance, any help will be greatly appreciated. :)

Update (2-7-11) Ugh. ON HIATUS. It's on hiatus until I can solve some major problems with the storyline. It's the kind of story that needs to be read one after the other, or at least the chapters within short intervals, so I really need to sort things through before I update any more. I've worked on it until Chapter 9 (WOW!) but I can't get this one part right (that means, you guys, Chappy9 is, like, MAJOR. XD). Soooo, yes. It'll be on hiatus until further notice. Sorry! ^_^

"Movie Night" = A pure romance story dedicated to Miss Macabre Grey, author of "Make Me Feel Good, Please!", the story that got me into the Switzerland/Japan or SwissSushi couple. ^^~ Uploaded? *shrug* Dunno. Who else supports SwissSushi out there?

Update (6-30-11) Wait, temporary hiatus, I gotta think about what I want to accomplish in this story, really...

"When Life Gives You Lemons" = It's kinda weird, cuz I wrote half a chapter, and then the book I used for reference...I had to return to the school... *shifty eyes* If I find it at the library, then that'd be cool, but I'll probably just end up finishing it in a completely different way than I had originally intended and in a completely different style that you, the readers, could probably, totally catch the cut-off line. ^^;

"Estonia's Blog" -namenotfinal- = Estonia decides to reveal the entire existence of personified nations via his online blog - along with an even bigger secret. *zips lips*

"Iron Chef of the World" -namenotfinal- = Follows the plot of Skip Beat strongly but...WITH COOKING! Even though Grey doesn't like the anime, I just know it'll be awesome. ~^^~ It's an Iggy/America/France 'adventure'/romance so...until I learn how to handle FrUK (it's kinda hard for me to work with this coupling) and start on Eppy 1, the whole thing is on a stand still. ^^; Any suggestions on who should be who are gladly considered. :D

Update (8-7-10) Even more of a reason why this story might not be done! Why? Didn't you hear? Even if you did, I'll tell ya anyway! Not only has Skip Beat ! been removed off of OneManga, ut aso Mangafox! And any other site I try! I coI had such a...perfect character set up too! I'm just so...PO that I can't- didn't do it sooner! Just... GRRR! Anyway, until OpenManga (supposedly, the new site for ALL manga to be distrubuted, alone, like a monopoly -.-") opens up, I'll probably do the storyup until the first season of Skip Beat the anime and then continue from what I remember. I don't have Corn (the sweetheart that let me read a lot of his brothers' manga for free because he wanted to help along my writing) to help me anymore, so it's darn near impossible to do it the way I'd plan.

However, there is hope! Remember, this isn't supposed to be Skip Beat exactly. It somewhat follows the plot, but...if I become motivated and entranced by the idea and others' passions towards this story...I might not need the original right in front of me. If I believe in my own writing abilities and other information I can gather around me, recipies or otherwise, I might be able to write something of my own design. ^^~ So stay updated! And thank you all!

"Auto-Armaggedon" = Idea from Tomo Mizuki's "The Apocolypse". I absolutely loved her drama, but it suddenly became an MSN-like comedy. ^.^; I wanted to know what it might have been like if it was a full-on drama, so~ I took a crack at it. ;P I'm still contemplating the main issues though...

Update (8-7-10) I've almost sorted out the main issues and might update the first chapter soon! :D

Update (11-13-10) Scratch that, I have no idea how to fix the main issues. -.-"

Update (2-7-11) Progress! XD I screwed up in chapter 4 and 5, but I'll cross that (London) bridge when I get to it...So I'll update what I've got! XD

"Dark Hetalia" -namenotfinal- = The personified countries are split into groups like their soldiers and fight to the death. Why? You'll have to wait and see. ;P

Update (8-7-10) I've gotten a lot of chapters done, so I'll probably update the thing soon...(As soon as I settle on the name ^^; Oh dear...)

Update (11-13-10) Name is final folks! XD I haven't made much progress with the chapters since last update, but I've certainly been brainstorming it, I tell ya...

"I Kissed a Girl" = A complex HungaryxLiechtenstein story. First yuri ever! And I'm loving it! :D I'm determined to not let it slip away, so if you're a fan and want an update quick, PM me and I might just randomly update it. XD

Update (1-1-11) I'm having difficulty with the final chapter and I need to take back the 2nd chapter once I make a couple of important adjustments too. It won't be updated until then.

Update (6-30-11) I've written up to the most important part of the story, but I just can't seem to go further even though I've practically laid it all out to be written! XO I don't want to rush one of the deepest plots I've pondered about, but still, jeez, months...

"Of Faeries and Fanservice" = Miss Macabre Grey's ideal kind of boat. Gee, doesn't my fanfiction world just REVOLVE around her? ^^; It's a sarcastic, satirical one-shot with lots of yaoi and breaking of the 4th wall, so it'll be uploaded whenever I damn feel like it, okay!?

"A Dangerous Game II - The Actual Game" = Ever read Domomomo's "A Dangerous Game"? Well, this is the possible sequel. It'll come whenever I'm bored. XD

"AMA" = It's a tragic USUK one-shot. *zips lips*

"Italian Lifestyle" = A REAL day with Italy; genre unknown, one-shot. XD Will be uploaded whenever I friggin' feel like, it alright? XD

"It's Over!" = It all started when Japan woke up late one morning... Genre unknown (but probably humor), and is a one-shot. I haven't started it yet, but it's a relatively easy story to write (you'll understand once you've read it). If anybody wants me to get cracking on it, just PM and I'll totally get off my butt for it! =D

Naruto

Since I'm more into Hetalia right now, I've stopped working with Naruto and have stopped watching it altogether. -.-" So, stories like the Nejiten series of "Four Troublesome Days" will probably be left to rot as well as "Ficlet to Ficlet" and even requests like "Naruto: Camping is Fun" have been a bit...uke in my list. :( Can't say when I'll be getting back to them, so consider it a hiatus. Besides, it's not like any of my works are looked at anyway... -.-"

More stories to come...

Anime/Manga Interests (IN a particular order XD)

Hetalia Axis Powers/APH (CURRENT FAVORITE AND OBSESSION!!)

Naruto (OLD obsession. I'm still on Shippuuden 40 since Hetalia became my number one obsession...)

Detective Conan/Case Closed (I'm halfway finished! XO)(Update 1-1-11: Two-thirds finished! 8D)

Kashimashi (FINISHED the manga and the anime! It's the first anime I ever saw! :D Only the manga’s ending makes sense though. ^-^;)

Princess Princess (FINISHED the anime, it's probably the second anime I ever saw! I want to watch it again soon...) (And I DID! XD I get so many more jokes than I did the first time too. *giggle*)

Card Captor Sakura/CCS (FINISHED manga and anime sub; not planning on making any fanfiction about it though; I have no idea why I've decided so intently on that...)

Tsubasa Resevoir Chronicles (Almost finished manga [20th Volume]. Suggested to me by Miss Macabre Grey and I've wanted to watch it too ever since I finished Card Captor Sakura, but she said that the manga was better than the anime but I REALLY wanna watch the anime because Fantasy always seems better when it's moving, RIGHT? Ahhh...)

Negima! Magister Negi Magi (I wanted to watch the anime because the English bloopers were flippin' hilarious. But then I decided to read it when I saw it in Kernel's room... At first I didn't like it because it just seemed like a harem with a bunch of naked girls in it and stuff and they all like this 10-year-old kid who wasn't even that cute, but then I got into the story, I accepted the harem-ness ["now I know what NOT to write/draw/do" sort of thing, and, hey, that kid can look pretty cute and hot upon occasion...in a cute way. *shrug* 24th volume. It's getting interesting. ;D)

Princess Tutu (started because of this vid: http:// youtube . com/watch ? v=tHZqxecCukg) (Remove the spaces) (FINISHED anime sub, and love it. If you changed the actions in the series from ballet to piano, you could still have the same plot. That’s how much I like it. So please give it a chance. *googly eyes*)

His and Her Circumstances/Kare Kano (FINISHED manga; watching the English dub anime whenever I visit Corn's house; 8 episodes in; One of my first manga that I received from Corn and I plan on reading the manga over again; but if not, I'm totally watching the anime [because the first four episodes I found on YouTube were just HILARIOUS XD].)

Magic Kaito (FINISHED updated manga; I was curious about the origins of Kaito Kid from Detective Conan [they have the same creator, so I decided to check it out]. It's so good; I wish Gosho would update it soon! XO)

School Rumble (FINISHED English dub. Freaking HILARIOUS; I recommend the ENGLISH DUB to all.)

School Days (FINISHED English sub. No matter what you've heard about this anime, WATCH IT. It'll blow your mind...)

RomeoxJuliet/RxJ (FINISHED using mostly Japanese dub, link given to me by the same person that found the Furuba link. Isn’t she the sweetest? =D Duuuuude. Just watch it. I can't guarantee everyone will like it because they have changed a lot of the original Romeo and Juliet story, but it's the kind of anime that gives you a different outlook of the world, even if you believe in purely the Shakespearean way. Also, just saying, I think it has some of the BEST action scenes. Swear to God/Zeus/Anubis/Whatever. [And hand movements. The eyes may not be super huge or anything, but I do think these guys went all out on the animation AND music. ~^o^~)

Skip Beat! (FINISHED first season subbed, and they haven’t made the second one yet… *pout* Like it ever since Mango showed it to me! :D Presently reading the manga but I still have a ways to go before I’m completely up to date. I’m around the part that the Moko-san-looking girl starts working for the company too! XO I stopped around there because I didn’t exactly like where I thought’d be going. Hopefully, I can read it online again. Some place. If anybody knows, please drop me a line. Please. I’m writing a story using this as reference and I don’t want to trash the idea. ;_; )

B Gata H Kei/B-Cup Slut (XD I know. FINISHED sub. I RECOMMEND THE ANIME. I DO NOT RECOMMEND MANGA. It’s actually in plain Himaruya comic strip format, and sucky. Seriously do not recommend the manga… Anime however, I do. It’s rather pervy, but in a hilarious way Mango and I think. As long as someone’s not reading the subs over your shoulder, you can watch it with the volume at full-blast, so no worries. ^^~)

(Update (11-24-10) I just finished watching it again! And I loved it even more! :D Shame there is absolutely NO fanfiction on it, except that one crossover called "Cherry Song" I think. They don't even have a category! XO I'm determined to get it up and to write the perfect one-shot for this animanga! *nod nod* Wish me luck!)

(Update (11-30-10) It now has its own category! *romantic sigh* I feel so accomplished~ Once someone writes a story for it, it'll appear in the categories anyway. ^^ )

Devil and Her Love Song/Akuma no Love Song (Not intending to finish but might; went up to last volume and lost interest ^^; HOWEVER, I do recommend it to every writer out there. While there were many points in the story I didn't quite understand - being the novice that I am - the ones I did completely caught my heart. There are reflections all the time and it delves into spiritual beliefs a lot. It has especially helped me as I writer in ways I cannot completely explain. But...just read it. ^^~)

Ouran High School Host Club/OHSHC (FINISHED English sub; FINISHED English dub. Same thing reallly. Um, it’s okay. I only watched it because it was mainstream, really. ^^; See, what they do is they show us the characters’ background and a little bit of their personality when they’re not flirting. Only enough to have an idea, but not to write fanfiction on – in my opinion. That’s why I’m one of those people that vouch for a Season Two. I was really looking forward to seeing Tamaki and Kyouya trying to fight over Haruhi like their dads said! XD)

Zatch Bell/Konjiki no Gash (FINISHED English dub and sub once the dub ran out; planning on reading the real ending in the manga later)

Midori Days (FINISHED anime dub, sub, and manga - twice! I love it and recommend seeing all sides! :D)

Mahoromatic (FINISHED Season 1 English dub and sub; am hesitant to watch second season because of the new character... -.-" )

Pokémon Special/Adventures (FINISHED generation one; generation two is kinda blah to me, but I’ll still read it for reference)

Pokémon Rangers (FINISHED manga; meh, I was bored; they're similar to the anime, but not to the game, it's strange; worth a look-see though)

Pokémon Rangers Batonnage (FINISHED manga; meh, I was also bored; I did like however the ending VERY much ^^~)

Digimon (FINISHED 1st Adventure dub, my favorite so far; will start on the 2nd; English dub)

Fruits Basket/Furuba (FINISHED manga. Thank you to my fanfic friend that gave me a link to the Japanese dubbed anime. Will watch soon. ^^~ )

One Piece (Planning on watching the English dub [no matter WHAT 4Kids did to it; I’m just THAT lazy] later in life; hesitant to watch Arlong Arc because I remember when I watched in on TV that Nami, whom I really liked then, became such a jerk in my eyes in that arc...)

Jungle Wa Itsumo Hale Nochi Guu/Hare+Guu/The Jungle was Always peaceful, then came Guu (Kinda...I can't find it anymore. =.=" Anyone? I'd watch it in Japanese dub)

Elfen Lied (Seen only the first episode, am planning to watch the sub soon)

Higurashi No Naku Koro Ni Kai/When They Cry (same as Elfen Lied)

Durarara! (Will watch, just Grey said so.)

Death Note (WILL watch soon, I like the philosophy of it...)

Ahiru no Oujisama (FINISHED updated manga; I found it looking for Princess Tutu. It's cute. :D)

No Bra (No comment. XD)

Cartoons (America or otherwise)

Courage the Cowardly Dog (The things he does for love... I try to convince Bonjing to watch it on YouTube, even though it's scary. =D )

Code Lyoko (Have practically seen every episode in English dub. Yes, because it's originally FRENCH. Got kinda meh when William came around for me on TV, and when I re-watched it online I went only up to Code: Earth. *shrug* Possibly, maybe, will start watching again if I can find it and if the person who wrote a crossover fic of Code Lyoko and Detective Conan talks to me again...)

Powerpuff Girls (Watching all the episodes with Bonjing this summer, reliving my childhood and all that stuff. On Season 2)

More cartoons to come...

Couples/Pairings/Shippings - The Ships are mixed with the Antis and Neutrals. ^^;

Hetalia Axis Powers/APH

USUK; America/Engand; Alfred/Arthur; Joker - *deep breath* The SasuNaru of Hetalia. There are only two kinds of Hetalia fans, people. Those that support USUK, and those that don't. I do. I usually like America as the pitcher just because UK is such a great UKe, but I do enjoy mixing it up with these two. XD Try me. I'll read practically any AU of them too. Gotta love dem blonds~

IMPORTANT! - They are NOT my OTP. They're just really easy to write and really easy to read. These guys were MADE to have fanfiction written about them. But I do enjoy reading things like Russia and America and America and Italy, England and China and stuff like that. They're fun and flexible, but I can read other things. ;)

Germany/N.Italy; Holy Roman Empire/Chibitalia; Ludwig/Feliciano; GerIta, Gertalia - I SUPPORT the HRE=Germany theory one way or the other. And while I'll never accept any other alternative to that as canon, I do LOVE to tinker with some HRE=Liechtenstein and Jealous!Germany watching a love-dovey HRE and Italy. XD *romantic sigh* I just love Rocky and CG's "Together Again" series with all of their multiple ideas of the fulfillment of Himaruya's promise. What promise one might ask? Why, this one, and I quote, "Chibitalia and HRE will have a happy ending". ~^o^~

Lithuania/Belarus; Toris/Natalia – Inspired mostly by fanfiction, but I’ve grown to love their simple yet complicated situation. :D Somehow, I can imagine their own 5 minute episode, you know? I think every Hetalia fanfiction writer should have at least ONE fafiction on these guys, seriously. X3

Austria/Hungary; Roderich/Elizaveta – I’m just DYING to see and read more of them for some strange reason! I can imagine Austria trying to put up a big front while defending Hungary, but still get his arse kicked, you know? XDDDD And then some fanfiction with no dialogue, just descriptions about Austria playing piano and Hungary listening, you know? I imagine their relationship as a slightly problematic one and they often say that they don't need each other, but they'd rather risk the world than lose each other. ^^~

Prussia/Hungary; Gilbert/Elizaveta - I became interested at the idea from an "Unfaithful" video. The Frying Pangle I mean. I mean, just think about it. Prussia finds out that his best friend is a girl and then...starts to see her more as a powerful, amazing woman. But she falls in love (or is forced to marry; however you like to view the relationship) Austria and is torn. I really want to know the exact history underlying Hungary, Prussia, Austria, and the Magyars, and I know that there are people who don't have any Hetalia friends whom they can rant to, so *spreads arms open* TELL ME PLEASE. I really want to know before I even begin to write about my rendition of the whole Frying Pangle relationship (and about Hungary's revelation about finding out she was girl).

Switzerland/Japan; Vash/Kiku; SwissSushi; Swipan – Switzerland tops. Period. He can be flustered, but he tops. I know it's like a Nejiten thing, but that's why I love it. X3 Funfact: They import a crabload of chocolate to each other, what the heck. XD

USRussia; Russia/America; Ivan/Alfred - I really can't decide who'd be the tachi and who'd be the neko actually. I don't exactly know much about these guys other than what history teacher Mr. Leviathan tells me around the Cold War, but I'd like to be able to know more about these guys' relationship so that when I read some, I don't read it blindly, and so I can truly appreciate it if it's the main coupling. Mostly for Miss Macabre's Grey sake to be honest...

(Update 7-17-11) - I have been inspired. *o* Everybody who has ever HEARD of Russia and America in Hetalian relations, please read Grey's "Moving Past Memories" story. It perfectly explains it and...it's just so beautiful. T^T

Switzerland/Liechtenstein; Vash/Leala (my fan-name for her) – Acerbic tempered, trigger-happy Switzerland with ever innocent and wanting to please “big brother” Liechtenstein… It's good for some situations. But so far I've much prefered it as a one-sided wish for Leala. More details of what I think of them will be revealed AFTER I post the story pertaining to the couples around them... *kukuku*

Japan/Greece; Kiku/Heracles - I believe that they're best friends, and I'd like to read a fic just about that friendship shared. What? There's gotta be more to fanfiction than pairings. XP

France/England; FrUK; Francis/Arthur - Nah. I like their always-fighting relationship and the fact that they've known each other since, hah, the beginning of time, but you've got to write a pretty damn good one for me to keep coming back for more with these guys. I dunno; it's probably the USUK-fan in me. XP

China/Japan; Yao/Kiku – Call it madness, but I’m not all that into it. I can see the two Oriental nations contemplating their past, but other than a couple of hints, I don’t see them as the main coupling to any fanfiction. O.O Of course, I haven’t read one, so I haven’t really been appealed to the couple before. My feelings for them romantically are pretty neutral, sorry Asian fans. OTZ But so far, it's more like a one-sided "if only you were" feeling on China's part. *shrug*

UK/Japan; Arthur/Kiku – Where…did this come from? Someone explain this to me, cuz to me it’s totally crack. -sweatdrop- Sorry to the fans. I mean, the whole "found friends at the right time" thing I see how that's nice and all, and the whole Anglo-Sino something...but I really don't see it. ^^; If any of you die hard fans though want to try and convince me it ain't crack, be my guest though. *mwahaha*

UK/China; Arthur/Yao – Okay, all I understand is they had a “baby” called Hong Kong or something. But since, USUK is totally my OTP for the show AND as of right now, I’m really kinda “…” about it. I can appreciate them as friends who have had their share of raising people, but... I can only really accept a relationship with them if it's kind of like a "I hate you" secret ideal that they keep from the "baby". Like...China feeding England, both are smiling, and have little Hong Kong in between them. Meanwhile, UNDERNEATH the table, China is kicking England's leg violently and England is trying to distract himself from the pain by reading something or making light (maybe slightly hinting of sarcastic) conversation. ...XD

China/Russia; Yao/Ivan; RoChu - I don't know. I like it, but I don't have much background on them. The Red Couple, the Lonely Couple, but I really don't know. But I'd like to love them with some knowledge. So anyone, if you'd like to ramble about your love for them, please feel free to send me a PM. ^^

Naruto

Nejiten; Tenji; Neji and Tenten - One true pairing and my longest obsession. If you are a NejiHina or NejiSaku fan, watch out. I'M COMING AFTER YOU! (or at least one of my friends who doesn't have as much control of their beliefs as I do... -o- )

ShikaTema; Shikamari; Shikamaru and Temari - It's canon, folks. I think that ShikaIno is more interesting and a lot more fun to support, but...ShikaTema. It's gonna happen whether I like it or not, so don't send me some hate mail about it. It could go either way in mind...

Naruhina; Naruto and Hinata - Most of the population support it. It's cute, she deserves him, and it's only fair. I, however, am quite fine with NaruSaku or KibaHina (or ShinoHina) instead.

SasuSaku; Sasuke and Sakura - It's cute, it's canon, and she really cares. Perfection to perfection. Following the character descriptions in other animes, SasuSaku is very likely to happen. I, however, am PERFECTLY fine with LeeSaku or NaruSaku (but LeeSaku over NaruSaku).

Sasuten; Sasuke and Tenten - I'm sorry, but I find it very cute and somehow much more tolerable than NejiSaku even though few can tell me the actual difference between NejiSaku and Sasuten due to the prodigy coupling shtuff. -HUGE SWEATDROP- Seriously, can ANYBODY tell me the sincere difference? But back to Sasuten, I prefer a triangle of SasuTenNeji (join the club on DA) because of prodigies trying to impress a Haruhi-Fujioka-like-girl. XD; -shot trying to compare them- SasuTenNeji, but usually, only if Neji wins. ;) You know me.

More opinions on couples on its way...

Random Quotes (or instances I just had to write about; newest ones are at the top :D)

6% of guys propose over the phone.

In February, sales of condoms increase.

In March, sales of pregnancy tests increase!

- Mango! XD

Q: Between semexuke, which are you?
IK: I'M REVERSIBLE.

- An Interview for Kuroshitsuji seiyuus (I think)

I agree completely, Hetalia is in one sense just an anime reflection of a common human way of dealing with the past- conglomeration and simplification. We can't conceive of the lives of thousands of different humans in old eras and distant lands, so we create personifications or emphasize particular historical individuals to feel a sense connection and empathy.

- ithoughtisawyoutry (YT), a comment for the video "Hetalia - History is Now"

6 people clicked thumbs down to see how many people would post comments about it. - Random YT comment

Anything that can go wrong will go wrong. - Murphy's Law

Reason 3: On the periodic table of elements, Lithium and Beryllium are right next to each other. Even chemistry ships this pairing.

- tomorulez, from the LietBel/LithuaniaxBelarus livejournal community

Okay... The rational, analytical part of her mind that had served her well enough throughout her life, had decided to back away, clearly not feeling up to the task of explaining what she was experiencing... or thought she was.

Hallucinations just didn't feature this level of clarity... she hoped. But then, why would she be hallucinating? She was in fairly decent health, and not under the influence of anything save her own damned toxin.

Certainly the apoptoxin causing her to see and hear things that weren't there was possible – except she would manifest a few other obvious symptoms before treading close to delirium.

- An insanely detailed DC/CCS crossover story "Card Captor Shiho", by _!

Women are like teabags. They don't know how strong they are until they are in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

I like bananas. Banana's are good. - The Doctor (Doctor Who) [He says it a lot strangely]

They say ‘Guns don’t kill people; people kill people.’ Well, I think the gun helps, cuz if you just stood there and yelled BANG I don’t think you'd kill too many people. - Eddie Izzard, Iggy transvestite comedian galore! :D

So, if guns kill people, can I blame misspelled words on my pencil? - Unknown

No, I won't go to hell! It has a restraining order against me. - Unknown

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me. - Unknown

Warning: Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again. - Unknown

WARNING: Children left unattended will be sold to the circus. - Unknown

If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.

If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.

If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.

If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.

If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed.

-Unknown

If your heart was really broken you'd be dead, so shut up. - Unknown

Yes, I do use my hairbrush as a microphone and dance around in my underwear. Thank you very much. - Unknown

I don't have a dog... I eat my own homework. - Unknown

Please: Don't throw your cigarette buds on the floor, the cockroaches are getting cancer. - Unknown

There are three kinds of people: Those who can count, and those who can't. - Unknown

Life isn’t passing me by; it's trying to run me over. - Unknown

Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to. - Unknown

I talk to myself because my answers are the only ones I accept! - Unknown

I used to see a shrink... until she said life isn’t for everyone. - Unknown

If asteroids are in the hemisphere, and hemorrhoids are on your ass, why are they named the way they are? - Unknown

I live in my own little world. But it's okay, they know me there. - Unknown

Tell the truth and run. - Unknown

If electricity comes from electrons, where do you think morality comes from? – Unknown [Me: Morons. XP]

Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning many and 'tics' as in the bloodsucking creatures? - Unknown

You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder. - Unknown

Everything in this room is eatable, even I'm eatable. But that is called 'cannibalism' my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies. - Willie Wonka

I got you a present; it's a _. I hope you haven't got it, because I don't have a receipt... and I didn't exactly buy it... – Typical situation

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese! – Unknown [Me: Ahahah, I get it…]

When in doubt, make up words! - Unknown

If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you! - Unknown

You say I'm not cool. Cool is just another word for cold. If I'm not Cold then I'm Hot. I know I'm Hot. Thank you for embracing it! - Unknown

One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject. - Unknown

Give a person a fish and feed them for a day, teach them how to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks! - Unknown

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes, that way you'll be a mile away and have their shoes! - unknown

The statistics of insanity is that 1 of every 4 people have a mental illness. Look at your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you! - Unknown

When it rains on my party/parade, I bust out the slip n' slide. - Unknown

A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work. - Unknown

There is no "I" in team but there is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM... - Unknown

Music is like candy. You throw away the rappers. – Unknown [but I do not agree to this! For they are artists too~ :( ]

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not. - Unknown

Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... Not so sure about the universe now. - Unknown

What happens if you get scared half to death twice? - Unknown

My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone. - Unknown

Don’t take life so seriously. It’s not like you’re getting out of it alive. - Unknown

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk. - Unknown

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible? - Unknown

Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon! - Unknown

Whether you like sunken-eyed psychos or angsty bastards, we've got you covered! - Uchiha Anonymous

My name is Sasuke Uchiha. I hate a lot of things and I don't particularly like anything. What I have is not a dream, because I will make it a reality. I'm going to restore my clan and destroy a certain someone. - Sasuke Uchiha

A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night. That is the moment for a ninja to strike. - Sasuke Uchiha (he's a poet, and doesn't know it! :D)

Damn straight! I'm a ninja genius! - Sasuke Uchiha (Episode 101)

No matter what happens, no matter how far away we'll be, I believe we'll meet again, and that I'll find peace within your arms. - Sasuke and Naruto

No caged bird sings louder than me. - Neji

Tenten; and now she turns this way, she moves in the logic of all my dreams. I realize that nothing's as it seems. - Neji thinking of Tenten

You have always been at my side...The least I can do is to be beside you at the end. I know it cannot be...but...I'd like to go where you have gone. How I wish I could join you there... - Zabuza to Haku

In the ninja world, those who break the rules and regulations are called trash. But those who don't care about their companions are even worse than trash. - Uchiha Obito

What's with all the candy? It looks like a pinata threw up. - Mr. Mosby (The Suite Life of Zack and Cody)

"How can you be so insensitive?" "Years of practice." - Edwin and Derek (Life with Derek)

Be careful with her heart. You might not realize how deep the wounds may go or may be. - Unknown

We are shinobi and because of that, you cannot let contempt get the best of you. That kind of weakness will ultimately hold you down. - Maito Gai

You're playing with the hearts of three men and a dog. You really are youthful. - Maito Gai

You know, it's common for one of the boys to fall in love with the only girl in three-man cells. Perhaps one of you shall fall in love with our wonderful flower! - Maito Gai

Today, students, I have taken the liberty of scheduling your training sessions in order to enhance your weak points! Remember that it is only through rigorous and repetitive training that young aspiring ninja become truly succesful. - Maito Gai

Neji and Lee are so silly. It's like when two brothers have pointless fights for dominance when they both know they're dead equal, or like when siblings fight over the last piece of gyoza. Besides, they both get so excited when the other does better, even when they don't say so. It makes them strive to outdo each other and therefore pushes them to always be at the top of their game. It makes them twice, or maybe three times as strong as they are when they're fightning together than when they're fighting alone. - Tenten

The passion of youth burn strongly in both of you, together with the power of youth you shall succeed! Do your best to make Gai-sensei proud! - Rock Lee

Naruto-kun! Please be my first! - Rock Lee (Episode 193)

All of us have only one thing in common...one shared fate...Death. - Neji Hyuga

Hyuga were used to being compared to birds. Hiashi and Hizashi had been known as the Twin Eagles of Konoha when they were young Jounin striking fear into the hearts of their enemies. Hinata had been often compared to a dove, both admiringly and not. Neji referred to himself as a caged bird often enough that his relatives could mouth along with him whenever he started. With their aquiline profiles and extraordinary vision they even resembled the avian creatures. But Hanabi was, without doubt, not a bird. The youngest of the Hyuga heirs was quite probably a cat reincarnated into human form. The quiet arrogance; the outraged disbelief that anyone would stand in her way whenever she was thwarted; the great liking for dairy products. These were only a few of the ways that Hanabi portrayed her essentially feline nature. And of course her curiosity. Utterly, fearlessly curious, the young Hyuga had never seen a mystery without wanting to know every last strand of it. She interrupted the cooking; she peered unashamedly at the seals of her Branch House relatives; she demanded explanations for everything that occurred. She did not care if she offended people, or if she hurt their feelings, or if whatever matter she was investigating was ultimately of very little consequence. She wanted to know everything. - Unknown, but gosh do I love it...

The POWER and GRACE of the fight between my TWO YOUTHFUL TEAMMATES have inspired me! I will attempt to emulate Tenten's aerial grace and Neji's elegant form. - Rock Lee

It was a once-in-a-lifetime sight, something that was as rare and strange as seeing Gai-sensei in a color aside from green, or Kakashi being punctual. It was also a lot more amusing. Because really, who wouldn't like to see the Hyuga Neji with his ear plastered against a door, looking like an eavesdropper in a sitcom? Now, in a sitcom, this would be the point where in A, the door opens suddenly, banging him in the face and probably bloodying his nose, and he would proceed to stagger comically about the area, groaning; or B, the owner of the door would come up from behind him, asking in a flat tone, "What on earth are you doing, Neji?" (Queue laugh-track) - I forgot which fanfiction this was from and I REALLY wanna know what happens! XO

People always ask me what do I like most. I don't wanna brag, I don't wanna boast, but I always tell them, "I like toast." - Unknown

Be a leader, not a flower. - A crazy drunk guy named George

Umm...you did what with your huh? - KatanaKikana (FF)

When I was young, I thought that if you swallowed watermelon seeds, you'd grow watermelons from your stomach...I'm a little scared... - Hatsuharu Sohma

I'm sorry if I ever gave you the impression that I care. - KatanaKikana

You're going to end up digging ditches or having a baby that you can't take care of! And it'll die! Baby killers don't care though. - KatanaKikana's math teacher (not directed at Kikana)

When I die, bury me upside-down so the world can KISS MY ASS! - Tai Kinko (friend of Chinchilla Ninja Leah of FF)

You know you're watching too much anime when your hair starts to defy gravity. - The Twins (two friends of DarkDuei)

So ironic that a heart made by man, when broken is easily fixed. But a human heart can last a lifetime. - followtheformat (of DA)

Well...the king believes I need a...companion, of sorts. And since you are the most annoying, freakish looking thing I have ever laid eyes on, I choose you. - ShadesOfGrey85 (DA)

Don't hug strangers, you'll get fleas! - ShadesOfGrey85's mother

A smile is a curve that straightens things out! - haluku (DA)

Me: Good morning, moon!

Moon: MORNING?! HOLY CRAP, I OVERSLEPT!

- Unknown

Dude, it is smut. Spread on your toast - Natsuko Burning (FF)

A picture may hold a thousand words, but words can paint a picture only visible to the mind's eye. - I.heart.Hatake.Kakashi (FF)

Hellooo, student of mine! Glad to see you up and in the highest of spirits! I trust that your health is good, which is only right, since health is wealth! And although it's not really wealth as in monetary value, I'm still happy. - Gai (syaoran no hime's Bokia 6600 story)

Accept my humble gift that cost me my quarterly allowance, my student of mine! - Gai (same as aforementioned) [he used 2 possessives...]

B-But Leo had already picked up the bottle of lavender in the trash can! - Tenten flailing about a drama (same as aforementioned)

But when he was pissed, he really was pissed. Then like a true volcano which was his epithet, he would be strangely calm, and seconds later- BLAM! He would explode with such frightening, destructive force. His taijutsu and ninjutsu skills like hot molten lava that would scorch to death anyone who tried to get in his way. - Neji's teammates thinking of his pissed state (same as aforementioned)

When I say that I am going to avenge my clan and kill in retaliation to what my brother has done to the clan and to me, I'm not sure if it would be the correct thing to do. My brother murdered my family, his family, and when I think about it, everything becomes confusing and anger takes over me. I also seem to wish that Itachi would have apologized though. - Sasuke (Akira.Sora's Ask Over and Over story)

You had best watch yourself. Ino's mad and while hell hath no wrath like a woman scorned, a woman scorned has no wrath like a pissed off Ino with my help. - NakoudoByakugan (Bya's Interview story CH 14)

Die...you are an idiot. Are you not self-aware or were you just born mentally retarded? You have justified your depleting knowledge by doing just what your brother told you to. Wouldn't it have been wiser to ignore him and live your life without giving Itachi the satisfaction of knowing how much he's hurt you? Naruto...Sakura...Konoha has raised you and nurtured you and supported your ungrateful emo ass and this is how you repay them? Why bother anyone by existing? Go crawl back into Itachi's pussy where you came from. - Somebody on Bya's Interview story ranting on Sasuke

"Why are you so hot?" "Because I'm cool like that." - A random arrogant conversation I made...

The reason why I think everything is so troublesome is because in order for me to determine if any activity requires my full input is a complicated and lengthy task, requiring several minutes of my time, which is precious enough. Furthermore, any item of work that I can evade simply by labeling it 'troublesome' is clearly not worth my attention. Therefore, in theory and rather often in practice, if I call it troublesome and the issue in particular continues to present itself, then I shall deem it worth of my, to use the vernacular, giving a damn. - Shikamaru in Bya's Interview story

The worst mission would be the Boston Tea Party. Can you imagine it? Hurling boxes of the greatest non-alcoholic drink in the world into a watery grave? It's madness! That was an uncalled for blow by the Americans if you ask me. - Chouji in Bya's Interview story

One man's not empty plate is another's felony. - Bya (SOMEBODY EXPLAIN!)

My longest period of fasting is eight hours, when I sleep. - Chouji in Bya's Interview story

This DRINK, if you can call it that, is a travesty to all things liquidy and meant to be ingested. It is the most despicable thing I have ever had the displeasure of putting in my mouth, and I read the fanfictions, I KNOW what you people put in my mouth. - Chouji ranting on a Frappicino (sp?) in Bya's Interview story

I have different morals from other people. My quest for power is to complete vengeance. To that end, I am willing to sacrifice my life; however, I can't afford to play by the rules, especially because my foe refuses to do the same. In deciding to do so, I appear more malevolent towards others, but that is because of my fear that any who gets close to me will feel Itachi's wrath. That bastard. - Sasuke explaining his emo-ism in Bya's Interview story

Well, see, I used to use mousse, but then, it just didn't feel right, so I tried ultra-strength conditioner. Let me tell you, ultra-strength conditioner, and conditioner... Wow. They don't even resemble each other, you know? - Neji in Bya's Interview story

FEEL THE RANDOMNESS, AND FEAR IT TOO! - thegrtgfbll's motto (FF)

I'm still thinking of something smexy to say. - Bya's motto

Do you hate me for being different? I hate you for all being the same. People need a life that actually belongs to them, and they need to be individuals. – IlurfCalen’s motto (DA)

Using mainly spoons, we dig a tunnel under the city, and release her into the wild! - Mike (Monsters Inc.)

There you go; we're not Caucasians, we're white guys! - Drake (Drake & Josh)

Hey, Neji, can you see why kids like cinnamon toast crunch? - Unknown

A good friend bails you out of jail. A great friend is sitting there next to you saying 'Man, We screwed that up!’ - Unknown

Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. It takes 42 muscles in your face to frown. But it only takes 4 muscles to b-tch-slap a dumbass upside the head. - Brie92 (DA)

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy. – Brie92 (DA)

Children; you spend the first two years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then the next sixteen years you're telling them to sit down and shut up. – Brie92 (DA)

I can't find my stalker. - Charlie Two and a Half Men

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel…just pray it isn't an oncoming train. – artsfan (and DarkDuei)

I stopped fighting with my inner Demons. We're on the same side now. - Unknown

If you can't laugh at yourself, I'd be happy to do it for you. - Unknown (I MUST KNOW WHO!)

It's better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you're not. - Unknown

Kids know farts are okay. Kids know farts are fun! Farts are shit without the mess! - George Carlin

Gays own reflective light (rainbows)! We may not own marriage rights, and people may hate our guts, but we own reflective light! - Unknown

Look man, if it's one thing that I know is that never mess with…Mother Nature, Mother-in-law, or motherf-cking Ukrainians. - Skinny Pete, the Italian Job (Should be Latvia though XD)

Damn! Haven't they ever heard of moderation!? - Unknown

Don't get normal people like me caught up in your talent show of weirdos. - Maes Hughes (Fullmetal Alchemist)

Yeah, I'm the closet-case. Because after all, I'm the one who spends their time drawing pictures of Batman making-out with The Flash. LINK ME.

- Quoted from the best reaction to a yaoi flamer EVER

I love him, oh yes I do.

He’s for me and not for you.

And if by chance you take my place,

I’ll take my fist and smash your face.

- Sakura Haruno (Be afraid, be very afraid.)

My Pokemon brings all the boys to the yard,

And they're like,

“You wanna trade cards?”

Damn right,

I wanna trade cards.

I could beat you, I've got a Charzard.

- Unknown

Nothing is perfect because life isn’t perfect, and that’s what makes it so beautiful. - Edward Elric

Dying or getting killed isn't something unnatural. Living aimlessly without a purpose is. - Kiba (Wolfs Rain)

Do what you need to do now; because before you know it, today becomes yesterday's tomorrow. - Ayaka

Friendship is more tragic than love. It lasts longer. - North Italy

Forgive your enemies…nothing annoys them more. - My impression of Naruto to Sasuke

Art is only as beautiful as you see it, so please imagine it beautifully. – Deidara to Sasori

Life is like a clean canvas. We are the artist. For every stroke and every color we use dictates the output. It doesn't matter how we render it as long as we can proudly say it is our masterpiece. - Deidara

Always keeping safe inside where no one ever had a chance to penetrate a break-in let me tell you some have tried but I would slam the door so tight that they could never get in. - Yoko Kanno (...What?)

Difficulty is in the eye of the beholder. - My teacher talking BS -.-"

The people shouldn't be afraid of their government; the government should be afraid of their people. - Unknown

When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace. – France

Be kind to unkind people. They need it the most. - Me~

Don't try to develop style. Ignore style. Just concentrate on drawing and style will just occur. - Richard Williams Animator's survival kit

Think of all the beauty still left around you and be happy. - Anne Frank (Diary of a Young Girl, 1952)

The world isn't a better place, it's just been painted brighter colors. – TP

Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects. - Arnold Glasgon

The most beautiful discovery that true friends can make is that they can grow separately without growing apart. - Unknown

The visionary lies to himself, the liar only to others. - Friedrich Nietzsche

“Carlton’s log: Will has been reduced to a sad pile of his empty self.”

“Will’s log…is about to connect with Carlton’s head!”

- Fresh Prince of Bell Air

Getting a job is too hard. The employers don't want me for who I am. They want me for what I've achieved. - Hilary Banks (Fresh Prince of Bell Air)

It's a hundred and six blocks to Mac, I've got a full bladder, half a mind where I'm going, it's Tuesday and I'm wearing sunglasses.

– Bloo (Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends)

So I’m tied to the tree, the dog’s having a seizure; I still got half a pie left. – Drake Bell (Drake and Josh)

“I’ve got something that’ll knock your socks off.”

“My socks're already off. Just come out naked!”

- Fresh Prince of Bell Air

What?! A donation for the children's fund?! Cancel that! What has the children ever done for me? - Mr. Krabs (Spongebob Squarepants)

I don't walk down the road more traveled. I skip down it. - Prussia

Ideas are like children; there are none as wonderful as your own. – China (I'd laugh if this was directed at Japan XD)

If at first you do succeed…try something harder. - Unknown

Do not let ambitions overshadow small success. - Unknown

They say life is unfair. But if you play your cards right, make the best of it, and just move on, it doesn't have to be. – Unknown

Stop feeling sorry for me. The pity just makes you even more fake. - Gaara

Turn off your television, switch on your mind. - A random DA member

Life is like a pen, you can cross it out but you can never erase it. – Unknown

I have a life; I just choose to spend it online. – ME!

I really do love that sadistic snake bastard. - Orochimaru-fan?

Anything is a weapon if you use it correctly. – Tenten, duh

Two men walked into a bar…Ouch. - Unknown

I am Nobody. Nobody is perfect, therefore I am perfect. - Nobody

Everything you see has been made by me: Amber. If you can't take the fact I make all my stuff and write my own things…get over it. – Amber, duh

Don't take life too seriously. It's not like you're getting out alive. – DarkDuei

Don't be afraid of the dark. Be afraid of what's in the dark... - Raven (Teen Titans) [HO-LY-FRAP]

I only want your happiness, knowing I can never be yours to share it. – Unknown

The most cooperative man in this world is a dead man. And if you don't keep your mouth shut, you're going to be cooperating. – Unknown

If you don't annoy somebody, there's little point in writing. – ME!

Life is like a box of chocolates, hyped up and overrated. - kunaigirly (YT)

A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth... – Unknown

Head, the thing you should use before you give. – (Ew.) Unknown

Some people walk in the rain...Others just get wet. - Unknown (DOES ANYBODY KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS?)

When life gives you lemons make cranberry juice! Then sit back and watch everyone marvel at how you did it! - Unknown

You've just received a message from your friendly neighborhood asshole! – Naruto forging a letter from Sasuke

SASUSAKU! Because, who else would heal his little emo cuts? – A crazed SasuSaku fan

NEJITEN! Because, who else will actually listen to all his Fate/Destiny rants? – Me! (Triggered by quote above)

NARUHINA! Because, who else would stalk him all day to attempt to make sure he’s not doing anything stupid? – Me!

SHIKAINO! Because, who else is going to have a free hand to catch her with? – Me!

SHIKATEMA! Because, who else is going to stop her from blowing away society? – Me!

SASUTEN! Because, how else is war going to break out between the two doujinshi-using clans? – Me!

INOCHO! Because, who else is going to watch each other’s food intake? – Me!

ASUMA AND KURENAI! Because, how else did Kurenai get pregnant with everyone freaking out? – Me!

KAKASHI AND ANKO! Because, who else is going to pound him within an inch of his pervertedness? – Me!

If Naruto was a democracy, Sasuke would've been locked in a cell, hands bound, and repeatedly fan-girl raped. - Unknown

When all else fails; blame society! - Naruto

Let us have neither shame, nor fear of being proud to make stupid things: It is what we make a success of best, after all! - Unknown

Who doesn't love Deidara? He's the crazy, self-absorbed, bloodthirsty artist that lives in all of us! - Deidara-fan?

My pain stops me from living my life…my pride keeps me from ending it. - Unknown

Hm…that's strange. Where would I go? I'm too evil for Heaven, and Hell is afraid I'll take over and rule! - Unknown

Don't ever frown, because you never know who's in love with your smile. – Unknown

I hold tight to what I know:

You're here…And I'm never alone.

- Me! One of my favorite rhymes! :D

I had a friend once. Then the rope broke and he got away. - mayanna (DA) (I love that...)

What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets! - Unknown

Never forget that the male species often needs a proverbial kick in the butt. - Unknown

“If brains were a disease, you'd be a picture of health!”

“…I don't get it.”

- Unknown

One day suddenly, when you least expect it…the course of your life is drastically changed. You never think that it could happen to you. Just when you decide to stop looking, you meet someone. – Me…

You're perverted, twisted, and sick...and I like that in a person! – Kakashi to Ebisu who will later animedrop

It sucks being Korean, because the drama comes with the package. – Tenten in a Korean drama

You know you:re typing with a Japanese keyboard when all of your apostrophes are colons. - Unknown

Because living with you is like a hole in the head. I know that I'll soon be better off. – Shikaku to his son, Shikamaru

If you come back downstairs and my legs are torn off, there's probably something wrong. – Freakin-WhatTheHeck (DA)

Filipinos are cool. Filipinos are talented. Filipinos rule. Ang mga Pilipino ay astig! – Tenten in a Filipino fic

If the ocean were vodka and I were a duck, I'd swim to the bottom and drink my way up, but the ocean ain't vodka and I ain't a duck, so give me some Nejiten/UKUS and shut up. - Me!

There are heroes everywhere you look. The ones that sacrifice themselves to make sure you have the best life you can. Then there’s my cousin…just sitting there…her soul for the taking… - DarkDuei...curse him...

Let's put the ‘sin’ in 'cousin'! – Suzume

There is a fine line between genius and insanity...and I fear I may have crossed it...many miles back... - Duei

Part of my mind is out somewhere in space. If you see it please send it back home. - Duei

Are those my ninja senses tingling, or do I have to pee? - Unknown

I wish I was a glowworm, for they are never glum, because how can you be glum when light shines out your bum. - Drunken!England

Flowers blossom. Flowers die. They have feelings, so they can cry. Looking pretty. Looking nice. Until someone comes and plucks them from the ground. "I don’t want to die!" they shout. It happens fast, so it’s too late. To die has now become their fate. – Neji being too…emo

A good friend will say "friends forever", but a true friend understands there isn't such a thing as forever, and that you should enjoy the time you have now. - Unknown

We are all like fireworks; we climb, shine, and always go our separate ways and further apart. Even if that day comes let's not disappear like a firework and continue to shine together. – Unknown

Masashi Kishimoto is like the God of anime. - Naruto-fan [and he/she is SO wrong, pfft, it's TOTALLY Hidekaz Himaruya! XD]

Annoy a liberal...work hard and be happy. - Unknown

Take away my Internet…I'll find ways to sneak on

Take away my TV…I'll go on the Internet

Take away my games…I'll watch TV

But if you take away my drawing paper, you must be asking for a beat down.

- A random DA member

Lee?…When you were little…Did you ever hit your head on a really big rock? - Neji

I don't care.

I’m just curious.

- Sasuke attempting not to care

"Your guy tried to kill my guy - twice!"

"Your guy was the first guy to wound my Gaa-chan!"

"Your guy nearly took away Lee-kun's dream!"

"OH YEAH?! Well, your guy stole my guy's eyebrows! So, you owe me!"

- A very retarded fight Gaara’s Sweetheart (FF) had with her friend.

Me, I'm dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, 'cause you can never predict if they're going to do something incredibly stupid. – Jack Sparrow

Jack: So what's your plan, then?

Will: I row over. Search the ship until I find your bloody key.

Jack: And if there are crewmen?

Will: I cut down anyone in my path.

Jack: turns to Gibbs I like it. Simple, easy to remember.

- Pirates of the Carribean

I'm gonna win this fight and save your ass, that way I can kick it myself later. – Prue (Charmed)

Piper: So let me get this straight. You summoned me to a cage where our powers don't work so, what, we could all die together?

Paige: I'll admit the plan has a few flaws.

- Charmed

Piper: Yeah, you've got us now so why don't you blow us up?

Phoebe: Piper, death bad, life good.

- Charmed

Bya: It's a psychological tactic; eventually, we will wear him down enough so that he'll crack and ask her. Being annoying has its good points.

Ino: -snickers- Not 'annoying', Bya-chan. Persistent.

- Bya's Interview story

I would tell you about how her second kiss was amazing enough to make the most unromantic person in the world sigh in awe…but then it wouldn’t be a first.

– Neji and Tenten’s second kiss [must...find...FANFIC! XO]

Yes, stalkery, the ancient art of the fan girls that were passed down the ages to help them in the capturing of the btchy kids such as Neji and Sasuke. To move from clue to clue, to be able to track the cute kid like a hound. It can make you shiver if you saw them in action, under the cover of the night. - The art of stalkery

The Akatsuki is secretly a model agency, 8/9 are sexy, coincidence? - Unknown

If…If I were the rain that binds together the Earth and the sky, which in all eternity will never mingle…Would I be able to bind two hearts together? - Unknown

She’s my friend! Nothing more. Right?

He’s my friend! Nothing more. Right?

They both felt a little unsure nonetheless. What if they were both wrong and the other was more than a friend? That’s not true. At least, that’s what they kept telling themselves.

- A basic outline for any FF romance summary XD

The line between genius and insanity is defined by whether or not you can fool people into thinking you're sane. - Unknown

So now we've grown up too fast and there's nothing left to believe. – Unknown

Being God isn't easy. Being a politician is.

If you do too much the people become dependent on you.

If you do nothing then they lose all hope.

But if you do it right they won't be able to tell if you did anything at all.

- Unknown

If you speak to God, you're religious. If he speaks to you, you're psychotic. – Dr. House [isn't he like, awesome? 8D]

Love is our true destiny. We do not find the meaning of life by ourselves – we find it with another. – Unknown

There is only one happiness in life, to love and be loved. – Gaara…just kidding, it’s by George Sand; close enough though, right? XD

You know you are in love when you see the world in her eyes, and her eyes everywhere in the world.

- Sasuke lecturing Neji about Tenten in a Korean drama

Love is the only satisfactory answer to the problem of human existence. - Gaara

Love is strong yet delicate.

It can be broken.

To truly love is to understand this.

To be in love is to respect this.

- Sakura and Tenten lecturing Ino

We sat side by side in the morning light and looked out at the future together. – Wonrei talking with Lien (Zatch Bell! :D)

Love is like a mountain. It’s hard to climb, but once you get to the top the view is beautiful. – Konohamaru climbing a REALLY steep mountain, thinking of Moegi telling him this

Love is not blind, Neji. It sees more and not less, but because it sees more it is willing to see less. - Hiashi to Neji (followed by a, "What?")

To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world. – Sakura whispering to Sasuke

Love isn't blind; it just only sees what matters. - Ino (she’s saying this obnoxiously) to Sakura

A friend's love says, "If you ever need anything, I'll be there."

True love says, "You'll never need anything; I'll be there."

- Naruto to Sakura

Love is…What makes a weak man brave, and a king step off his throne. Good times, bad times, easy times, tough times. It comes in an instant and lasts three days after forever. That's what love is. – Unknwon

Love is the emblem of eternity; it confounds all notions of time; effaces all memory of beginning, and all fear of an end. - Unknown

Love is like a piece of art work; even the smallest bit can be so beautiful. - Deidara

Love means the warmth of the sun, the aroma of a rose, the breeze of the sea, but as you can see it never means the same for anyone. Love acquires its true meaning by experiencing it for the first time, because only then can you define it. – Unknown

I wish I were dancing, floating across the floor. He is wearing a suit; I, a gown. The music, sweet and melodious finds me twirling in a fantasy land filled with happiness. Laughter. Love. His warm embrace tickles my senses and my heart surges forward, and then as I am looking into his eyes, searching every corner of his perfect soul, I stop. I realize that I am not in a ballroom, not in a gown, I'm just standing, staring into his eyes, and I'm dancing. - Unknown

The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost. - Unknown

Real love is feeling like being a part of that person's life almost isn't enough. It's more like a feeling that you would live in the same skin with them if you could and share every thought, heart beat, and emotion as one. - Unknown

Love is something you can't describe - like the look of a rose, the smell of the rain, or the feeling of forever. - Unknown

Love does not need a snooze button on your alarm clock, because when it goes off the first time in the morning the thoughts of your loved one make it impossible to fall back asleep. – Unknown

A lot of people don't meet their soul mates. You have to take everything you can get. And if it doesn't seem right, let go and start anew.

– Unknown

The best things in life can never be kept; they must be given away. A smile, a kiss, and love. – Unknown

What is Love?

Love is a shy smile, a sweet hello; a soft caress…Love is two hands entwined, a lingering kiss, a swelling of the heart... Love is undeniable, unforgettable, unimaginable, and what every heart yearns for... – Unknown

The bond of two peoples’ love cannot be broken. Bend it, twist it, do what you will with it; if it is true love then the sun will rise another day.

- Unknown

“Omae-san…”

“Don’t ‘Omae-san’ me. If we can’t agree with each other, then how can you even call me your husband affectionately?”

- Sakura and Sasuke (such a douche)

“Neji…what’s it like to be a Hyuga?”

He carries Konoha’s most prominent last name. She has none. That was too obvious.

“It’s a privilege and a burden at the same time. A privilege because people look up to you. A burden because you have to be there when they look up.”

- Tenten and Neji on a midnight stroll

After 10 years, you find a cassette tape given to you by your first love in school…you listen and the memories come flooding back…and you remember the pain you felt when she found out she has an incurable illness. It is so long ago and so far away, but can anyone understand the hurt that remains? Even your current partner finds it hard to understand why you are so crushed over a tape recording from the past.

– Neji thinking of Tenten while Sakura is clueless; AU

A Hyuga when angered isn't a pretty sight.

A Hyuga Neji when angered is the death of you.

- ME!

Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is Alchemy's First Law of Equivalent Exchange. In those days, we really believed that to be the world's one, and only, truth. - Um, FMA?

There are five possible operations for any army. If you can fight, fight; if you cannot fight, defend; if you cannot defend, flee; if you cannot flee, surrender; if you cannot surrender, die. – Unknown [but gosh I get shivers reading that...]

Love is not to find the perfect person, but to see a person perfectly. - Unknown [and at a certain point in time, I said that line WAY too much. ^^;]

Being conceited is not the same as thinking highly about yourself. – Unknown (I think that a lot)

I’ll follow thee and make a heaven of hell,

Only to die for the hand I love so well.

– Shakespeare

You broke my heart into a million pieces, but all of them still love you. – Unknown [but gosh don't I love it!]

You’re sad because you can’t have him, but there is someone else who hides a deeper pain for not having you. - Unknown

Should I smile because were friends, or cry because that’s all we'll ever be. – Unknown [Gaaaaaaw! ;_;]

He also passed out a textbook, which weighed about nine pounds. Fortunately, he didn't toss it. Otherwise, there'd probably have been a death or two in the back row. - Sleeping Freshman Never Lie, P 16

Even I don't trust my better judgment. *flails hands wildly* What does that say to you? – Bya-chan (FF)

I'm not psycho; I'm just... *shifts eyes* ...off. – Milo (the Oblongs)

I didn't abduct her; it was a voluntary arrest! - Haruhi (Melancholy of Haruhi Suzimiya)

Wow. I love how the bag of potato chips paused in midair. – Bya about a Tenten dream on DA

Don't obsess; it'll warp your mind. - Yuuko (xxxHOLiC)

Men are worthless. Feelings of love are just a temporary lapse in judgment, like a kind of mental illness. - Haruhi (Melancholy of Haruhi Suzimiya)

What do you do when you live in a shoe and you ain't got no soul? - Ed (Ed, Edd, and Eddy)

I didn't kick him; he ran into my foot. – Bya

This pillow stuffing tastes like I'm choking. - Billy (the Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy)

The only way we ever achieve change is doing absolutely nothing for a long period of time. - The Oblongs

...but toughness isn't everything. There's also creativity, which can often be more dangerous than sheer strength. - Genkai (YYH)

Kyle: What are you doing?!

Cartman: I'm killing you. Unfortunately, I could only afford a wiffle bat, so this is gonna take a while.

- South Park

I don't own a gun 'cause I'm one of those people that don't wanna get shot. - Mad TV

Whoa! There's a whole shelf blocking my dramatic entrance! – Bya

This cat is like a satanic Garfield. But instead of lasagna, he eats souls. - Stephen Colbert

I'm not abusive! I just have violent tendencies! - WinterThunder

"Now," continues Siegmund, "before you begin, I need to warn you about Rosco. You may find he shouts a lot." Rosco nods in agreement. "He's allowed to do that," continues Siegmund. "We think he had an unhappy childhood. But if he throws anything at you, like, say, a shoe or an espresso machine, just tell me and we'll review the situation." - LBD: Friends Forever! P 117

What is it about the gates of Hell that compel people to wander into them?! - Mystery Science Theatre 3000

Well go me for getting your shoulder m-preg and go your shoulder for carrying the shoulder-baby and go you for having the shoulder so your shoulder could carry our shoulder-baby, un. – Deibby

Only a best friend will play Yaoi with you and actually enjoy it. – Deibby

Having none of me would make a nun of thee. – Romeo being so...conceited XD

Life is like a clean canvas. We are the artist. For every stroke and every color we use dictates the output. It doesn't matter how we render it as long as we can proudly say it is our masterpiece. – mickyoko

Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away. - Unknown

The traditional form of a Hyuga Neji response, a grunt, that covered the broad range of yes, maybe, not now, not ever, go to hell, and simply, no.

– Unknown

Now for the copy-and-pastes!

The difference between Friends and Best Friends:

FRIENDS will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS will go up and say to him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" (XD I did that. Once.)

FRIENDS will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." (o.o)

FRIENDS help you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS kidnap him and bring him to you. (XD Mango would just flat out tell me that he's not gonna date me.)

FRIENDS will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS will dump theirs on you. (Pfft. No way! Why waste?)

FRIENDS will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. (o.o No they wouldn't. Why?)

BEST FRIENDS will throw you a tampon and push you in. (*rawr* The frick!? Gonna kick some asses!)

FRIENDS give you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS take yours and say, "Run, Forrest, run!" (If I had one...:( )

FRIENDS will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS will help you move the bodies. (o.o)

FRIENDS will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS will be in the next room saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!!" (She's be crying. XD Like, "I was gonna have kids!" and shtuff. :P )

FRIENDS never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS help themselves and are the reason why you have no food. (XD Yes I am.)

FRIENDS have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS won’t tell everyone else you cried; just laugh about it with you in private when you’re not down anymore. ( :) )

FRIENDS ask you for your number.

BEST FRIENDS have you on speed dial. (Who uses speed dial? Seriously?)

FRIENDS borrow your stuff for a few days and then give it back.

BEST FRIENDS lose your stuff and tell you, "My bad...Here's a tissue." ( :0 )

FRIENDS know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS could write a very embarrassing life story of you… (*waves hand in the air* That'd be me! :D Done and done! *proud*)

FRIENDS will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS will kick the whole crowds’ ass that left you! (Heheh. I reallly wonder about that one...)

FRIENDS would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS walk in and say "I'M HOME!" (I have an alarm system. *grin*)

FRIENDS don’t know to tell people or not.

BEST FRIENDS already know to keep it a secret. (She's got lots of experience with gossip. On the negative end. She never says a word. ;) )

FRIENDS are for high school/college.

BEST FRIENDS are for life.

FRIENDS will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Girl, drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!" (O.O)

FRIENDS would read and ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS will re-send this shyet!

This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God. (I want to remove this, but Grey made such a big deal about it on her profile...)

98% of people don't know the difference between "your" and "you're." If you're one of the 2% that wants to punch them, paste this onto your account.

If you think Sasuke has to have the nickname 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', paste this onto your account, laughing your ass off.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something now everyone is scared of you, paste this onto your account.

If you don't use MySpace or any other of those useless sites and are proud enough to make it public, paste this onto your account.

92% American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was un-cool to breathe. Paste this onto your account if you would be in the 8% laughing their butts off at the others.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfics, paste this onto your account and add your name to this list: AaragornArwenShipper12, danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Debatra, Loner Kitsune Girl, Gaara's Sweetheart, too-much-romance

If you have ever seen an adult act like a gangster or use slang and were freaked out, paste this onto your account.

If you think those stupid kids should just give that rabbit some Trix, paste this onto your account.

If you think the copy-and-paste-to-your-account games are pretentious, unoriginal, and proof that the bearer of the original writers’ views can be summed up in one generic sentence, paste this onto your account.

If you have too many of the "paste this onto your account" things, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this onto your account.