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Joined 06-17-07, id: 1302765, Profile Updated: 08-21-11
Author has written 5 stories for Naruto.

"And when she dreams, she dreams of a girl

who was lost at sea but one day found the shore."

- Gabrielle Zevin

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Seesaw by SilverStarShine94 reviews
When one brother rose, the other fell. ItaSakuSasu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,603 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Shades of Sunrise by mrie reviews
In which Sakura is injured and Itachi is nothing she expected. On hate and healing, anger and adoration, and how easily everything can change. – Itachi x Sakura. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 38,115 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 606 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 3/30/2011 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
To Be With You by Nokito-chan reviews
How far is too far when you would do anything to be with the one you love? AU. NejiTen, SasuSaku. Please review!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 108,439 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 3/17/2011 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
The Way of the Wind by just enough reviews
ANBU Captain Uchiha Itachi had things well planned out, until a medic-nin with ridiculous hair went and made herself interesting. Sakura insisted she was just doing her job, but Itachi didn't quite see it that way. Non-massacre. Sakura/Itachi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 158,542 - Reviews: 3608 - Favs: 4,400 - Follows: 2,053 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Neji Gaiden by Levi Ackerman reviews
Inspired by recent omake - if Neji wants a gaiden, Neji will get a gaiden! This story chronicles Neji's life with his team starting from their graduation from the Academy. Follows canon with extra details. Nejiten.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 100,080 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 9/18/2010 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Neji H., Tenten
Strikes of Illumination by Toboe LoneWolf reviews
Within the storm, there are times when somehow everything is made blindingly clear. A collection of Nejiten drabbles and vignettes. 33-Bento: When Tenten makes a Neji-rice ball for her lunch, Neji isn't sure what to make of it. Except eat it himself.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 25,414 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 8/14/2010 - Published: 11/4/2006 - Neji H., Tenten
Just Deal by Clockwork Mockingbird reviews
Okay, so I married this guy from a different country to stop a war. In the middle of making friends, making enemies, putting people in jail, pissing off his council, matchmaking, and getting kidnapped, I fell in love with him. Damn it all. SxS AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 74,352 - Reviews: 1392 - Favs: 1,554 - Follows: 643 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
table talk by the blanket reviews
AU. ONESHOT. SASUSAKU with a side of ITACHI. In which two is company and three is clearly a crowd. Really, it was all Sasuke's fault, anyway.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,383 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Batteries Not Included by maravelous reviews
AU; Well, life is funny. Why not? — ShikaTema, NejiTen & SasuKarin
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,415 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/31/2010 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Complete
Save Me by Nokito-chan reviews
The only thing that kept him from slipping was the tight hold he had on her hand. NejiTen. Lemon. One-shot.You have been warned. Please review!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,508 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Vespertine by Cynchick reviews
Two enemies strike a bargain to save what they both hold dear. He will reveal a truth that shakes her beliefs, drawing her into a web of lies and betrayal. She will offer the redemption for which he never hoped and show him how to be human again. ItaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 117,376 - Reviews: 2078 - Favs: 2,612 - Follows: 958 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Heartless by Lady Silvamord reviews
Sasuke finally comes into contact with his long dormant hormones, but before he can do anything about it, his scary older brother has to find a love interest first. Easier said than done, which is why Sasuke's taking things into his own hands. ItaSaku AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 47,053 - Reviews: 669 - Favs: 689 - Follows: 549 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Steel by CharLots reviews
He saw nothing. Day after day, they practiced their aim, and with his eyes he could detect the slightest movement of her hand from a mile away, but he saw nothing. NejiTen, one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,789 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
pretender by mrie reviews
Hate and love and regret and fear and dreams and hope and despair and all those things that never should have been - Itachi lives his lie.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,712 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Itachi U. - Complete
Age Of Consent by Lady Silvamord reviews
"Sasuke Uchiha, did you just sell me to your crazy older brother?" How Sasuke, Sakura, and Naruto learn that stealing Christmas trees off the Interstate is not the way to go. With help from Law Enforcement Agent Itachi Uchiha, of course. ItaSaku AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,609 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 996 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
On Axis by Verboten Byacolate reviews
NejiTen. Tenten stares up at the spinning ceiling and grins. She wonders if he likes this feeling, too.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,230 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Love Lockdown by Lady Silvamord reviews
They say it takes a village to raise a child. Similarly, it takes the entirety of Akatsuki to help Itachi get the girl. ItaSaku, complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 66,700 - Reviews: 703 - Favs: 1,204 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 11/30/2008 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Calling by stones reviews
It took her months to pick herself back up. It took him a single second to make her fall again. Itachi/Sakura
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 37,314 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 11/24/2008 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Contentious Heart by elle6778 reviews
This is just another infiltration mission, right? Granted, Sakura's target is the Akatsuki, but there is still no reason for this conflict in her heart. Little does she know that Itachi is just as disconcerted. ItaSaku. Spoilers up to Manga Chapter 353.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 277,720 - Reviews: 2179 - Favs: 1,758 - Follows: 549 - Updated: 9/14/2008 - Published: 12/18/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Fortuneteller by Goldberry reviews
The things you've lost will eventually come back to you: past, present, and future. AU NejiTen, SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,248 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 5/29/2008 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
The Course of True Love by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
It never did run smooth, and it holds true for Itachi and Sakura. But maybe they'll get their happily-ever-after... eventually. Non-massacre AU. ItaSaku. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,246 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 55 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
With Freedom Comes Wings by hikomokushi reviews
The man can’t sing—can’t even whistle a tune. But Tenten feels his song is the prettiest she knows. [NejiTen][drabble]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,184 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/3/2007 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Life, An Introduction by Goldberry reviews
They meet on a playground. This is where it begins. [NejiTen]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,719 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Unexpected Hero by notesonlife reviews
Being a 'dorm mother', or slave in hell, to five elite shinobi is not an easy task, especially for Tenten. But she’s willing to do anything to become one of them, even if she has to clean up after the former members of Rookie Nine. [NejiTen]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,109 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 9/21/2007 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Where Death Is King by NessieGG reviews
Some things were taboo for members of the Argent syndicate. Falling in love was at the top of the list. [NejiTen] [AU One shot.] [Written for the NejiTen FC's AU Contest]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,645 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/3/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Counterpart by V-chan2k6 reviews
Neji's story is Sasuke's story, told from the other side.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/1/2006 - Sasuke U., Neji H. - Complete
I’d Rather Be Fighting The War by ohwhatsherface reviews
Mu makes an attempt at teaching Sex Ed and how to properly treat a lady to the three, clueless, teenage gundam pilots on the Archangel.
Gundam Seed - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,673 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/28/2006 - Kira Y., Athrun Z. - Complete
20truths: Neji and Tenten by Cyberwolf reviews
The longest conversation the two have in school is when Tenten explains the advantage of titanium shurikens over plain steel ones to Neji, then wishes him luck in the target range. [20truths]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,119 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/16/2006 - Neji H., Tenten
Mature Intentions by NessieGG reviews
It takes a mission to show Neji that Tenten has grown up, but she learns a little herself. Part Four: 'I can't see inside you if you look away.' [NejiTen.]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,715 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 530 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 6/11/2006 - Published: 6/7/2006 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Murder Your Love by Goldberry reviews
AU. Two opposing sides in a city marked by boundaries. Crossing the line between them will take everything they have. [NejiTen, SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,654 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/9/2006 - Published: 4/10/2006 - Neji H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Missives in Pink by syaoran no hime reviews
Nejiten. The craziest things people do for love start at age seventeen.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,588 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 4/30/2006 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Neji H., Tenten
Juppon Buki by Istoria reviews
Ten weapons, ten stories, the long path to achieving a dream. A character study of the weapons expert Tenten.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,752 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 710 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 1/19/2006 - Published: 8/11/2004 - Tenten - Complete
Lazy Saturday Mornings by Icarusy reviews
Itachi visits his nephew, and small talk happens. [Implied SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,518 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 35 - Published: 1/17/2005 - Itachi U.
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For the Love of KBBQ reviews
"Look, Sasuke and Neji's sections are full, you're going to have to wait at least 3 hours and no, I don't take bribes." Tenten never realized Korean barbecue could look so good. NejiTen
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,510 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/4 - Neji H., Tenten
Love in the Time of Kunouchi reviews
Love, for ninjas, wasn't forbidden. It was just incredibly, unbelievably, almost impossibly difficult. So they found cheap imitations of it- in one night stands, in alcohol, in tears. But for her- love would always be Neji. NejiTen
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,160 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/14/2013 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Neji H., Tenten
Beauty and the NotSo Beast reviews
"This is-this is bullshit. You're not a beast, you're freaking hot!" Obviously, some fairy tales just can't get their facts straight. NejiTen
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,268 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Neji H., Tenten
The Art of Relationships reviews
In which Tenten steals, Neji cooes, Tenten cries, Neji sighs, and it starts all over again. Shikamaru marvels at the relationship between Konoha's weapon mistress and the obviously whipped Hyuuga Neji. One Shot/ NejiTen Slight ShikaTema
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,290 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Fattening reviews
She tried to sleep with him, he called her jail bait. She took her shirt off, he threw a rule book at her. How do you seduce Uchiha Itachi? Sakura didn't know, but in the end, Haruno Sakura always got what she wanted. Non-Massacre. One Shot/ ItaSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,735 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete