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Joined 06-17-07, id: 1302776, Profile Updated: 04-22-09
Author has written 16 stories for Avatar: Last Airbender, Dragon Ball Z, and Naruto.

A few things to know about me:
Name: Jessica
D.O.B.: 11/17/83
Marital status: Married (to a one-of-a-kind man!)
Occupation: Electrical Test Equipment Engineer at Hamilton Sundstrand
School: Graduated from NIU with a bachelor degree in Electrical Engineering Technology
Location: Rockford, Illinois

I know I'm probably a little old to be interested in cartoons, anime, and video games, but oh well. I'm probably a bit old to be writing fanfiction about said interests as well. Hopefully I do not come off as horribly weird. I am weird, but not horribly weird.

About the stories I write: I don't stick to one genre or series in general. Though funny romances are my favorite, I like to write and read many other genres. Pairings I write about are also widely varied. I'll write about pairings I don't necessarily care for. I'm very open minded, so don't be surprised if you find some of my writing ethically or morally questionable. Of course, if you don't like the pairings or topics I write about, please just don't bother reading it. I like constructive criticism, but don't waste my time telling me I'm a horrible person for writing about something you disagree with. I give fair warnings in my summaries, so if you don't like it, don't read it! Well, I hope my stories bring some enjoyment and perhaps maybe give some inspiration.

Update 04/22/09:

So as you may have noticed, my updates are quite lacking. I'm actually in the midst of buying my first house, which between coordinating with the realtor, builder, attorney, and bank, as well as searching for furnishings, has completely eaten up the small amount of life I have outside of sleeping and working. I do however plan to finish every story that is currently not complete. Here's a bit of a status review of them...

A Different Perspective: Though the year-long drought may make one think it is never to be finished, I will be posting a new chapter very soon and this story is my top priority now. I'm expecting 2-4 more chapters.

Make Out Tactics, Ino Style: Unless I find other inspiration for more chapters, you can expect 3 more chapters including 2 more lessons and the final being the festival.

Camping: I have ideas already in mind for one more chapter, but that will likely be the last.


My interests:
Anime
Cartoons
Video games
Writing
Viewing art, and wishing I had the ability to draw
Hiking and camping


Favorite Shows/Games and respective pairings:

Naruto
Actually, I've come to the disturbing realization that I love almost every male character in Naruto and as far as female to be paired with, I really don't have much preference, but here are the male characters that I enjoy most (somewhat in order):
-Kakashi (the guy is hot enough to pair with anyone, even a man)
-Gaara (I always have a thing for the guys who could be considered good or bad)
-Kankuro (what's not to love about a guy who wears onesies, makeup, a cowl with kitty/bat ears, and even plays with dolls?!)
-Gai (he's so weird, it's hott!)
-Rock Lee (such a sweetheart)
-Deidara (he's got mouths on his hands... the possibilities...)
-Hidan (wicked scythe and he's fricken twisted!)
-Orochimaru (his tongue... nuff said)
-Kabuto (he's somewhat mysterious, a bad guy, and awfully cute in his glasses)
-Naruto (when he's not being an imbecile, which is rare, he's actually quite handsome)
-Neji (such gorgeous hair!)
-Shino (creepy, but in a good way)
-Shikamaru (highly intelligent and has unintended humor)
-Kiba (that toothy grin)

DragonBallZ
-Vegeta & Bulma
-Vegeta & Goku
-Vegeta & just about anyone
-Krillin and 18

Avatar: The Last Airbender
-Zuko & Katara
-Zuko & Mai

Chrono Trigger
-Magus and Lucca
-Magus and Marle

Mega Man
-Zero and... hmmm... I dunno, but he's hott, so I don't care who he is paired with, if anyone at all

Dragon Quest VIII
-Angelo & Jessica
-Hero & Jessica

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Pet Project by Caeria reviews
Hermione overhears something she shouldn't concerning Professor Snape and decides that maybe the House-elves aren't the only ones in need of protection.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 338,844 - Reviews: 12175 - Favs: 10,814 - Follows: 6,884 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 3/3/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Sovereign by Aphelamb reviews
"Mark my words, when I do escape from this cell, I will come for you and show you why I will be feared." Loki/OC
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 45,991 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 9/25/2012 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Loki
break the ice by therentyoupay reviews
ONE-SHOT. "BREAK THE ICE" SERIES: 1/3. A dance is a dance, except when it isn't. — Tahno/Korra. Cover art by niolynn.
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,633 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 72 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Korra, Tahno - Complete
A Sketch In Time by Master Snape reviews
A simple moment in a love story that spans the test of time. Written for an exchange that failed to happen. I did not want the story to sit wasted, so I decided to post it here. No reviews are necessary. If you enjoy it, that is enough for me.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,684 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Babble On by Aurette reviews
One person's nervous tic, is another's nervous joy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,133 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 628 - Follows: 58 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Worth the Wait by Aurette reviews
Prof. Snape is having a bad day and decides to drink. Prof. Granger wanders after him, and he decides she needs to drink too. It's all uphill from there. Fluff. M for language and theme.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,189 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 801 - Follows: 91 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Rewind, Rewind by tigerballz reviews
In which Yamanaka Ino discovers the joys of laced Hello Kitty panties, exploding action figures and how not to jam a mixtape. Shoujo-ai! Yuri! InoSaku. Rated a high T for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,860 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 10/3/2009 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Ino Y., Sakura H. - Complete
Seducing Madness by Mikeala-and-Whitney reviews
Alice is seventeen years old now and has returned to Wonderland to have a cup of tea with the Mad Hatter, but things don't quite go as planned -one-shot story-
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,038 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Alice, Mad Hatter/Hatta - Complete
Phone Call by Alex Snape reviews
Harley, it's very simple. If The Joker calls you, answer the damn phone! Rated M for language and some sexual references. Daddy/girl dynamics: Ain't it great? Emotional and physical abuse. Nolanverse Joker and Harley.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,483 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 26 - Published: 2/13/2009 - The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
Of Pineapples and Kings by Lixxle reviews
ONESHOT. It’s Halloween and Sarah gives Jareth a crash-course in the joys of trick-or-treating. Oddness ensues. JS
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,636 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 785 - Follows: 56 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
Bath Time by AloofAndAndrogynous reviews
Katara and Toph get to know each other during a nice bath in the hot springs...
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,742 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/18/2008 - Published: 10/26/2006 - Toph, Katara - Complete
Painted by Capt.Planet reviews
The lines on his face fascinate her,so Sakura decides she must know more about them.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,031 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Kankuro, Sakura H. - Complete
I'm Sorry by Starforth reviews
Lee returned from a mission to run into a certain someone. Expect fluff and SakuXLeeness
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,078 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/7/2008 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Lee R., Sakura H.
Spring Fever by Lazuline reviews
Usually stoic Shino gets a flare of courage and asks Hinata, his crush, to go on a weekend camping trip with him. When they find themselves growing closer, they stumble upon a strange flower that spellbinds them with the passion of spring fever.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,578 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/8/2008 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Hinata H., Shino A. - Complete
Seducing my Sensei by cutecrazyice reviews
Who knew taking up your sensei's challenge could be so much fun? KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,419 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 745 - Follows: 96 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Culture Clash by Rashaka reviews
[drabble series] Zuko & Katara: The True Hollywood Story! A boy, a girl, and a bit of legal confusion equals a love story so powerful it makes baby!Jesus cry. Or it would, if baby!Jesus existed in Avatarverse.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 8,364 - Reviews: 957 - Favs: 574 - Follows: 462 - Updated: 3/20/2008 - Published: 11/21/2005 - Zuko, Katara
Disclosure by glamaphonic reviews
Sex, Zuko had discovered, was a very troublesome thing. MaiZuko.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,077 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 27 - Published: 10/15/2007 - Zuko, Mai - Complete
Everyone Has Their Secrets by Midnight Memories reviews
Tired of always having to serve under Tsunade, Shizune decides that she should add some secrecy into her life. When she comes across Kabuto one evening, she realizes exactly what, or rather who, her secret should be. KabutoShizune
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,793 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/22/2007 - Published: 9/10/2007 - Kabuto Y., Shizune - Complete
Underlying Truth by ramasterharper reviews
[oneshot] Azula decides that she has to crush any 'troubling' feelings between Zuko and Mai, but she forgets one truth that has always existed. MAIKO
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,767 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/11/2007 - Zuko, Mai - Complete
Lamentations of a Starry Eyed Twit by She's a Star reviews
Auriga Sinistra's not so eventful diary filled with sarcasm, self pity, and assorted proclamations of loathing for a certain Potions professor . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 106,501 - Reviews: 2312 - Favs: 1,389 - Follows: 648 - Updated: 8/4/2007 - Published: 2/2/2003 - A. Sinistra, Severus S.
Gameplay by Kuroeia reviews
[Kakashi x Sakura] Training was never this fun with the boys.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Research by Miss Artemis reviews
It's like any other day for Jiraiya when he goes to do his research...but when seeing his new muse, he can't help but to feel a little more attached than what is appropriate. JiraiSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,006 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Jiraiya, Sakura H. - Complete
Sake Under the Stars by n1t3sama reviews
After all this time, Mai finally gets Zuko alone and they have an interesting chat under the stars. Rated T to be safe.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,456 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Zuko, Mai - Complete
The Rewards of Lying by beautyinsleep reviews
Sometimes getting caught in a lie can be a good thing. KakaSaku oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/28/2007 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
The Letter by foxyx reviews
[KakaSaku][Oneshot] Valentine's Day is in three days. Sakura receives one letter and one gift each day. The writer has made an interesting deal with her... can she figure out who he is until time is up?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,034 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Heat by desolate butterfly reviews
[KakaSaku, Team Seven fic] Sakura goes a little bit farther than usual to get her sensei's attention.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,589 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
By the Book by Scattered Logic reviews
During a bout with the measles, Hermione learns that going by the book isn't always the best thing to do. (HGSS One-shot)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,122 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 39 - Published: 9/10/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Time and Again by Scattered Logic reviews
"I have reordered time. I have turned the world upside down, and I have done it all for you..." (Standalone fic)
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,862 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 41 - Published: 4/27/2003
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Camping reviews
Vegeta somehow ends up at a human event known as ‘camping’ along with his family and friends. He finds himself thrown into many new, and not necessarily desirable, situations. Lots of Vegeta and Bra fluff and good-natured humor. Rated T for mild profanity
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,137 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/20/2009 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Vegeta, Bra
Make Out Tactics, Ino Style reviews
Naruto finally asks Hinata out on a date, but when two of Konoha’s most nosey girls find out, they’re set on teaching Hinata the techniques to dating. Unfortunately for Hinata, she ends up learning more than just simple dating techniques. InoSaku NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,011 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/21/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Sakura H., Ino Y.
Experimentation reviews
Sakura is assigned a special mission involving researching Jinchuurikis and their Bijuus. Her test subject: Gaara of the Desert. While discovering the cause and effect of the Bijuu, she is led to an unintended discovery: her attraction to Gaara. GaaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,274 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 5/24/2008 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Reverie or Reality reviews
It’s a dark night in Konoha, and Sakura chooses to make the trek home alone. Along her venture she finds herself visited by someone unexpected. Is the night just a dream, or is it reality? Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,786 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Different Perspective reviews
Katara used to think Zuko was just arrogant and selfish, but after spending time alone with him, her opinion gradually changes. Of course, when Aang and the rest of the gang find out, they are not too happy, but with time, they too see a different side.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 50,801 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/30/2008 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Zuko, Katara
Attack of the Sokka Hungry Zombie Girls reviews
Sokka finds himself trapped in a world full of relentless zombies that possess the most peculiar characteristic; an unyielding thirst for Sokka! Will he escape the nightmarish world of starving girls, a boy, and a cat? Or will he be devoured? ONESHOT
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,872 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Sokka, Toph - Complete
Lessons in Shinobi Love reviews
After a few too many drinks in celebration of St. Patrick's Day, Sakura finds herself openly admitting to, as well as living, her most secret desires. GaixSakuraxLee crack. Warnings inside. Rated M for sexual content. Not really a 'romance', just smut.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,973 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/18/2008 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Sakura H., Gai M. - Complete
How to Win a Man's Heart reviews
It’s Valentine’s Day in Konoha. It’s the day to celebrate love, romance, and… murder? Oneshot. Character death.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,577 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Underneath the Mistletoe reviews
Lee is feeling rather lonely Christmas night with his sensei supposedly on a mission. A surprise visit from his pinkhaired angel makes the night merry and joyous. Oneshot with lots of fluff. LeeSaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,039 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Lee R., Sakura H. - Complete
Snow Day reviews
It is Vegeta and Bra's first snow day. Vegeta and Bra get to spend much quality time together, along with other family members and friends.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,545 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/18/2007 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Vegeta, Bra - Complete
Never Try to Woo a WaterBender reviews
Admiral Zhao is feeling lonely, and he’s craving a certain waterbender. With no source of water, what can Katara do in her defense? Will she kill herself to avoid the inevitable? Will she give into the fuzzy monkey man, or will she find another way out?
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,234 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Katara, Zhao - Complete
Icha Icha Jutsu reviews
Sakura's overly curious mind wants to take a peek under her sensei's mask. Of course, he is not so willing. Sakura does however learn a new technique! A delicious dose of KakaSaku!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,345 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Hide and Seek reviews
The children of the Fire Nation play a little game of hide and seek. Mischievous Azula has plans for Zuko and Mai. Oneshot. maiko
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,981 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/13/2007 - Zuko, Mai - Complete
Fever reviews
A oneshot about a pair of lovers meeting secretly in the night. zutara
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 936 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Vegeta's First Bar Experience reviews
Vegeta is somehow persuaded to join the gang in a night out at the bar, an activity Vegeta would normally avoid at all costs. How will Vegeta handle this new experience? Read to find out!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,437 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/18/2007 - Vegeta, Goku - Complete
Vegeta's Weakness reviews
Vegeta has always been a haughty hard-shelled saiyan, but as Bulma discovers; he does have at least one weakness. Fluffy oneshot.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,431 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Vegeta, Bulma - Complete