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Joined 06-17-07, id: 1302839, Profile Updated: 07-05-09
Author has written 26 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist, Ouran High School Host Club, Bleach, Kingdom Hearts, Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy XII, Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney, and Sherlock.

Well hey there everyone! I'm Sapphire, affectionately nicknamed Sapphy on the Risembool Ranger chatroom. What's that I hear? People saying "Oh no, not another crazy Ranger"? Well, guess what, I am another crazy Ranger and I'm even crazier because I'm not even in the USA, I'm in the UK!

Ayumi Elric is my closest friend on here and one of my first ones from the Rangers, and I hope to get to know more of you lovely writers who fill my spare time so blissfully with your works.

Author SapphireElric has published a grand total of twenty stories and appreciates all of the reviews that the readers have sent her. She would update her stories more often if school work and writer’s block didn’t get in the way. Her computer has lost all of the information that she was storing in note form about all of her stories, and so, she is having to try to remember what notes she stored on the computer and write the next chapters from scratch. She apologises for any inconveniences she has caused to her readers and wishes they will forgive her for lack of updates.

Sorry about that, I just decided to write in a load of third person then just so that my profile is longer, as it’s a bit boring now and after reading Ayumi’s I know that I NEED to make it longer and more interesting, so I’m going to and it will take a while, I know it.

Random word/quote of the day: "I am the leading man. Might need to do something heroic" ~Balthier (Gideon Emery swoon) FFXII

Name: SapphireElric/ Sapphy/ Sapph/ General/ Elric-chan/ Demyx/ DemDem

Homepage: I have a myspace, but I hardly ever go on there, so, here I guess.

Age: 16

Birthday: Sept. 1st 1992

Sex: Female, duh.

Location: Rainy, cold, isolated England, in my nice warm living room.

Skin Color: White...

Height: 5"8 and a half...

Weight: 11 stone 2lbs... no idea how many pounds that is...

Race: British

Current Song I'm Obsessed With- Dance Magic Dance~ David Bowie

Current Band I'm obsessed with- Lonestar

Currently doing while on computer- Updating my profile!

Current song I'm listening to: Not a day goes by- Lonestar

Current FF Goal: 30 fanfics? Or update the ones I have frequently

Current Mood: Meh. Eating chocolate to get a sugar high

Fears: Spiders, heights, the dark, upsetting my friends.

Annoyed by: Arrogance, incessant swearing (where every other word is a swear word), chat speak in fanfics, serious fanfics with no proper or hard to follow plotlines, people calling other people names just because they're different to them, racists, getting distracted and losing track of my thoughts, my computer losing my data, guys thinking girls are crap at everything when we're smarter and live longer, people who tell you that you can't do something just because they think, because you're a girl or not very pretty or not very good at something, you can't do it, people who flame but don't give constructive criticism on how to improve, Mary Sues. There's more, I just can't think of it.

Newest Obsession: Aquarion and FullMetal Alchemist: Brotherhood

Favorite Possession: Toughie, um, laptop/computer.

Favorite Food: Chocolate or strawberry flavoured pocky.

Favorite Fruit: Pineapple or strawberry

Favorite Anime: AH! HARD!! Has to be FMA, sorry.

Favorite Manga: Spiral: Suiri no Kizuna

Favorite Cartoon: The Simpsons

Favorite Anime/Cartoon: Sailor Moon

Favorite Smiley: =n.n=

Favorite Channel: Don't watch much TV, watch stuff on the internet/ DVDs

Favorite Show/s: Non anime is Bones or CSI: Miami

Favorite Music Genre: random.

Favorite Fanfic Genre: Romance, comedy. To write, they are so fun. Zemyx.

Favorite Hobby: Writing/ reading

Favorite Band: Ever?? Um... Rascal Flatts

Favorite Singer: Vic Mignogna or David Bowie

Favorite Song: Je N'ai Pas De Mots or Dance Magic Dance

Favorite Lyrics: "Got a picture of you,

I carry in my heart,

Close my eyes to see it,

When the world gets dark

Got a memory of you,

I carry in my soul,

I wrap it close around me,

When the world gets cold

And if you asked me how I’m doing,

I’d say “just fine”

But the truth is baby,

If you could read my mind

Not a day goes by,

That I don’t think of you,

After all this time,

You’re still with me

It’s true

Somehow you remain,

Locked so deep inside,

Baby, baby, oh baby,

Not a day goes by

I still wait for the phone,

In the middle of the night,

Thinking you might call me,

If your dreams don’t turn out right

And it still amazes me,

That I lie here in the dark,

Wishing you were next to me,

With your head against my heart

If you asked me how I’m doing,

I’d say “just fine”

But the truth is baby,

If you could read my mind

Not a day goes by,

That I don’t think of you,

After all this time,

You’re still with me

It’s true

Somehow you remain,

Locked so deep inside,

Baby, baby, oh baby,

Not a day goes by

Minutes turn to hours,

And the hours to days,

Seems it’s been forever,

That I felt this way

Not a day goes by,

That I don’t think of you,

After all this time,

You’re still with me

It’s true

Somehow you remain,

Locked so deep inside,

Baby, baby, oh baby,

Not a day goes by

That I don’t think of you" Not a day goes by- Lonestar

Favorite Subject: Chemistry/ Physics/ Biology/ English. I like all equally.

Favorite Color: Purple, next is black, next is blue, next is red.

Favorite Accessory: Watch

Favorite Shoes: Black, leather, heeled boots

What I Wanna Be When I Grow Up: Forensic Scientist/ Writer/ Voice Actress/ Actress

Favorite Place to Shop: Forbidden Planet

Favorite Lyrics in a Song: "Dance magic dance"

Favorite Movie: Fullmetal Alchemist: Conqueror of Shamballa. That movie made me cry. Or Labyrinth because it's hilarious.

Favorite Actress: Voice actress or actress? Favorite Voice Actress is probably Laura Bailey, favourite actress is in my Drama class, called Grace.

FLAMERS: This is a notice to all flamers. FLAME ME AND YOU SHALL BE FLAMED BACK OR IGNORED AND DELETED.

Story titles and summaries

Axel's day of fun: An Akuroku story inspired by something I saw on deviantArt. Axel thinks it'll be fun to try using pick-up lines on Roxas. Whether that was a good idea or not, Axel finds out in the process.

Candy Man: This is just a random fiction based off of a picture I found on the internet. Toushiro is bored in his office, and Ukitake decides to "have a chat" with the white-haired genius.

Clash of the Fangirls: Random fiction based off something my friend Ayumi and I were doing. Will probably never be updated.

Crush: Vaan has a crush on his boss, Balthier. When Vaan sees Balthier with another woman, he realises all of his feelings were in vain. Balthier/Vaan oneshot

Fearless: Vaan thought himself to be fearless, as did those around him. That simple fact was soon proved false. Balthier/Vaan oneshot

Hell Butterfly: When Toushiro and his twin brother, Kakashi, get sent to the real world, they get much more than they bargained for.

I want to be the one: Demyx asks Zexion to meet him at a bar on country night. When Zexion finds himself alone at said bar, he gets the shock of his life from someone very close to him. Zemyx

Ice Cream: Matsumoto decides to give her Taichou ice cream. Fun ensues.

Lift Me Up: Written for a competition on DA (unfortunately, came nowhere) but was one of the most fun to write. About Dem and Zexy's time together and how we miss the things we take for granted.

Like A Good Cowboy: Vaan becomes a stable hand at The Strahl ranch. Balthier is the owner. Through a series of misfortunate events, love blossoms between an unlikely couple. BalthierXVaan

Lust/Chastity: Rangiku Matsumoto is just your average, modern day woman who falls in love with Juushiro Ukitake, only, due to their pasts, things get complicated very quickly.

Misunderstandings: Rufus and Reno spend a night together, and have a lot of fun. When Reno wakes up, Rufus isn't there. Will Rufus be able to salvage their relationship? M rated

Redemption: The sequel to Misunderstandings. Reno left Rufus due to a simple misunderstanding, and Rufus is looking for a way to put it right. Will he be able to? Or has he lost the redhead forever?

Nobody, No friends, No feelings: Axel is sitting alone in his room at Castle Oblivion. These are his musings.

Realisation: This is a Royai fic but it starts off where Roy is dreaming about different things, Ed pops up, but the reason for his dreams is that he realises how important life is and does what he had been meaning to do for years.

The Elemental Alchemist: I've had some good reviews from this on quizilla, so I've decided to re-write it to include more of the character's pasts and I'm uploading it here. It's a Full Metal fan fic, so, bear with me.

Ouran High School Host Club- Mata Ashita: Yuki is just your average High School student, until she passes the Ouran entrance exam and starts her Senior year. Filled with laughs, idiocy and just downright nonsense, Yuki realises that nothing will ever be the same again...

Shoes: Rangiku Matsumoto drags her taichou to the real world for a shopping trip. Randomness

Sleep: What happens when Toshiro Hitsugaya is sleep deprived? Randomness

Steamy Situations: Toshiro Hitsugaya has no idea what he's in for now that he's met the younger sister of his 3rd seat. Byakuya Kuchiki is also in for a surprise from said 3rd seat.

Coming soon:

A view from a window: This came up on my English "Craft of the Writer" paper for the creative writing section. I decided to write AkuRoku for it. 3rd person, focuses on Roxas. Probably will post original after results are back and then edit to make it more AkuRoku relationship (I had to keep it massively pg- not even hinting at their relationship being more than friends for the exam, lol. Didn't want to anger my examiners).

DA Writer's Meme: Already up on my DA account- sapphiretlc - but yet to be posted here. I shall post sometime soon.

Fire: Zack... If only I was stronger... If only the mako didn't make me so lifeless... Maybe I could have saved you! You wouldn't have had to fight alone! If only I could have helped your plight for our freedom... You guaranteed my freedom... but it cost you your life. Why did Sephiroth have to come to Nibelheim with us!? If he hadn't, maybe none of this would have ever happened! I miss you Zack...

Not a day goes by: Songfic. Akuroku. Axel misses Roxas and all his little habits.

Character profiles:

Sapphire Ruby Amethyst Delphine: She is 12 when Elemental Alchemist starts, and there's nothing much in her past, except the fact that she was involved in the Ishballan Rebellion because her dad forced her into the military when she was three years old. She has long, ruby red hair and amethyst colour eyes. When she first comes into the story, her right leg is made of automail from when she tried to bring her younger sister, Emerald, back from the dead. She instantly falls in love with Ed, although she doesn't realise her feelings, and when she does realise them, she's too scared to say them in case he doesn't feel the same. She loses both of the limbs on her left side in a train accident 4 years after she met Ed and Al, when she's on her way back to Central from visiting her family. Her father never wanted her to be a State Alchemist, so he commits suicide when she tells him, six months later her mother dies from an illness. A year after that, she and her two brothers were kidnapped by Scar. Both her brothers were killed, but she manged to escape.

Samantha Caprice Angel: She is three years older than Sapphire, and also her best friend. The two are more like sisters than anything else. Sam has long brown hair and brown eyes and she is very shy but starts to come out of her shell a bit when she meets Roy Mustang. She's my friend's character, so I should really get her to do the bio...

Yukito Nakamura: She is a Freshman in Ouran High School, (I know in the fic, I said she's a Senior, I did some research and realised that was wrong) but everyone thinks that she is a guy. When everyone realises that she's actually a girl, she's already been in the Host Club for about 4 months, so they allow her to stay, as they're all close to her anyway. She acts like she comes from a rich family, when her mother died when she was young and her father had left before she was even born. She has short, vivid red hair and purple eyes. She falls for Tamaki's charms on their first meeting, but she refuses to admit to herself that she likes him when she knows that he doesn't like her.

Emiko 'Noodle' Haninozuka: A senior in Ouran High School, she is the twin of Mitsukuni "Honey" Haninozuka, the loli-shota of the Host Club. She has a strong personality and is never afraid to let someone know her opinion (ie, a fist in the face). She falls for Takashi "Mori" Morinozuka, the wild type. Again, she is my friend's character and I will get her to write more about her.

Misaki Nanako: 18 years old and in her final year at Karakura High. She has green hair and grey eyes. She always gets bullied because of her odd hair colouring and is called a freak because she can see spirits, hollows, soul reapers etc. She loves to be alone and stays in abandoned classrooms during break and lunch times because she doesn't want to be picked on. She's very shy and scared of of doing something wrong. She will always try to help and do the right thing just so that she can feel good about something. She's quiet and hard-working. Her art teacher hates her and always criticises her drawings, even though they are brilliant. She becomes a substitute Soul Reaper in order to save Toshiro Hitsugaya's life, but in the process, realising that she is condemning him to execution if and when the Soul Society finds out.

Kanji Lee: 18 years old and in her final year at Karakura High. She meets and falls in love with Kakashi Hitsugaya, Toshiro's younger non-identical twin brother. She was born in China but moved to Japan because she preferred Japanese cultures and traditions. Again, my friend's character so she can do more of the profile.

-THE KH SURVEY-

SECTION ONE: The "Favorite" Questions

1. Your favorite KH guy?

Damn... You did not just go there? ARGH!! Axel, simply because my other choice, Demyx, didn’t get enough screen time and took me forever to beat.

2. Your favorite KH girl?

Larxene. Hell yeah!

3. Your least favorite KH guy? Why?

Xemnas. Gawd he’s so boring! So fun to make fun of though chuckles Mansex

4. Your least favorite KH girl? Why?

Kairi. My gawd that girl is whiney!

5. Favorite World? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)

Twilight Town (where you meet Axel and Roxy for the first time) or Olympus Coliseum (Demmy!!)

6. Least Favorite World?

Disney Castle. shudder

7. Favorite Weapon? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)

Demyx's Sitar, Axel’s Chakrams and Oblivion.

8. Least Favorite Weapon?

Mansex’s lightsabers. Honestly, who does he think he is? Darth Vader?

9. Fav. Summon? (includes both KH1 and KH2)

KH1: Simba, KH2: Genie

10. Fav. Form? (aka. Sora's Forms)

Final Form... hellz yeah!

11. Favorite Pairing? (includes yaoi coupling) Why?

Zemyx, AkuRoku, SoRi and Cleon (I’ve been converted) because they’re just awesome.

12. Least Fav. Pairing? (includes yaoi couples) Why?

Sokai, AkuZeku, any with Mansex (unless it’s Saix)

13. Any cool crack pairings you've heard of? List 'em.

Luxord/Xigbar, lol. A gambler and a pirate. Match made in heaven

14. Weirdest Pairing(s) You've Ever Heard Of?

Lexaeus/Xigbar

15. Any "Kh-pet-peeves" you have?

Whenever Xemnas has one of his 'moments'... I almost fell asleep! And there’s not enough Dem! And Zexy is killed by Axel!! My dear Axel murders poor Dem’s lover!! glowers at Axel

16. Fav. Partner in KH? (includes both KH1 and KH2)

Riku!

SECTION TWO: Do you believe it, or not believe it?

17. Do you believe in the Xemnas/Saix theory!

As in do I believe they are fucking each other? Then yes, yes I do.

18. Do you believe that Zexion is emo?

Sometimes. It depends on my mood.

19. Do you believe that Marluxia is gay?

Pink hair, flower-power, petals that erupt wherever he goes... What the hell do you think?! Of COURSE he is!

20. Do you believe that Kairi is the most annoying character in KH?

Yes. Namine close second

SECTION THREE: Answer Yourself!

21. If Roxas had to choose either Namine or Olette, who would you root for? Why

Namine.

22. What's your theory on KH: Birth by Sleep?

Terra= Axel originally, Aqua= Kairi’s mum, Ven= Sora’s dad.

23. Was Chain of Memories a waste of time?

Haven’t played it. I want to though, it looks awesome.

24. If you had the choice of meeting ONE (and ONLY ONE!) KH character, who would it be?

DEMYX!

25. Which KH character do you relate to the most? Why?

There are 2. Demyx because I get really spaced out sometimes and I yell and wave my hands like a lunatic and I’m a guitarist. Roxas because I get annoyed easy and have a short temper.

26. What's the most embarrassing moment that ever happened to you that had something to do with KH?

Being killed by Demyx for 2 hours.

27. Have you ever cosplayed as a KH character? If so, who? If not, who would you like to cosplay as?

Not yet. Demyx, Larxene, Marluxia and Axel are all on my list of to cosplay from KH.

28. The Funniest Moment in all of KH would be...?

Demyx. ‘nuff said.

29. The Hardest Enemy/Boss was...?

Sephiroth. Two words...BAD. ASS. Failing that, Demyx. As I said, 2 hours straight of being beaten by the mulhawked sitarist.

30. What was a good edition in KH2 that made it oh-so-addictive?

Orgy XIII babeh! And reaction commands!

SECTION FOUR: Decisions, Decisions...

31. Hayner or Pence?

Hayner baby!

32. Zexion or Marluxia?

Zexion

33. Riku or Roxas?

Roxas is cute... Riku is hot... Riku.

34. Roxas or Sora?

Roxas. He's sweeter and not as annoying.

35. Axel or Demyx?

Depends on my mood. Um... Today? Axel.

36. Kairi or Larxene?

Larxene.

37. AkuRoku or SoRiku?

Atm, AkuRoku.

38. Namixas or Namiku?

Namixas.

39. Zemyx or AkuRoku?

Zemyx wins hands down.

40. SoKai or SoRiku?

SoRiku. The whole thought of Sokai makes me cringe.

41. Sea Salt Ice Cream or Paopu Fruit?

Sea Salt Ice Cream. .~

42. Cloud or Leon?

Cloud.

43. CloTi of Clerith?

CLEON! :P

44. Simple and Clean or Passion?

Simple and Clean.

SECTION FIVE: The Last Section!!

45. List all the KH character you've fallen for. (This includes Final Fantasy character's as well)

Demyx, Axel, Riku, Roxas, Zexion, Cloud, Leon.

46. What crossovers would you like to see with KH?

Final Fantasy XII. Can you imagine? Balthier meeting the ball of energy we call Sora.

47. Does anyone in KH look like another character? List 'em all!

Axel - Reno (duh)

Short Haired Riku - Kadaj...kinda...just squint and it's there!

Long Haired Riku - Yazoo...

Sora - Leon...in a freaky mixed up way...

Roxas - Cloud...

48. Which new KH game can you abosolutely NOT wait for?

Kingdom Hearts: Birth By Sleep. .

49. Do you like KH1 or KH2 better? Why?

KH2!

50. LAST QUESTION! What makes Kingdom Hearts one of the best games in the world!?

Organization XIII


-Fill Out #s 1-13 With Organization XIII Member's Names In A Random Order-

1- Roxas

2- Saix

3- Zexion

4- Xigbar

5- Demyx

6- Luxord

7- Xemnas

8- Marluxia

9- Xaldin

10- Larxene

11- Vexen

12- Lexaeus

13- Axel

1) Is a Seven/Three pairing more on the humourous side or the angsty side?

Xemnas/Zexion... Angsty as hell.

2) Would Four/Ten be a smutty fic or a fluffy fic?

Xigbar/Larxene? Neither, Larxene would castrate Xigbar before anything happened

3) Do you reckon it's possible for Two and Nine to get together?

Saix/Xaldin? Never

4) One and Eleven are going out...what's the Organization's reaction?

Roxas and Vexen? WTF!?

5) Which couple suits better? Eight/Thirteen or Six/Five?

Marluxia/Axel or Luxord/Demyx? Uh... Luxord/Demyx because Axel and Marluxia tried to kill each other

6) Is Twelve the most attractive member of the Organization?

Lexaeus? Oh hell no

7) Do you think Three would be happy if Eleven and Eight got together?

I think Zexion would be elated if Marluxia and Vexen got together.

8) Write a title for a Four/Two story.

Xigbar and Saix... 5 easy ways to make Saix go Beserk.

9) Have you ever read a Ten/One pairing?

Larxene/Roxas? shudders That thought makes me cringe for poor Roxas.

10) Do you think it's possible to make Five/Thirteen canon?

Demyx/Axel? Very possible to be made canon.

11) In a Six/Nine pairing who would be top and who would be bottom?

Luxord/Xaldin? I don’t think it would be a set one. Luxord would make them play poker and whoever lost had to bottom .~

12) Do you believe that One/Thirteen could happen?

Roxas/Axel. HELL YEAH!

13) What would the summary say for an Eleven/Three story?

Vexen/Zexion. Vexen was a genius. Zexion was also a genius. Both of them thought themselves above such trivial emotions of love until they meet.

14) What would happen if Twelve/Seven had a baby?

Lexaeus/Xemnas? I think everyone would kill the baby. shudders Now that’s a crack pairing if I ever heard one.

15) Write a warning for a Two/One/Eight story.

Saix/Roxas/Marluxia. What the hell was I thinking!?

16) Four and Twelve are getting married...what would Five say as a speech?

Xigbar and Lexaeus are getting married. Demyx would squeal and say “I’m so happy for you!!”

I was born on the day of Xemnas
In the month of Demyx
In the year of Xemnas, Demyx, Demyx, Xigbar
And I'm Roxas + Xaldin years old.
My favorite number is Vexen
But my lucky number is Demyx!
If you get it, put your own on your profile

--χ.x.χ--

I'm a raving yaoi fan girl...BITE ME!

Y.A.O.I - Young And Obsessed Idiot

Pairings: Akuroku, Zemyx, SoRiku, XigXal, XemSai, MarlVex, LexLux, Cleon, Yuffitine, BalVaan, Zloud, Reoud, Runo, Zano, Simus (If anyone wants to know which characters they actually are, PM me with the shortened name listed here and I'll tell you the character and series they're from)

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist or a pyromaniac.
I am a REDHEAD so I MUST have an out of control temper

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The Fall of Older Holmes by judejackson reviews
With Sherlock, John, and Lestrade dead, Mycroft faces mental and emotional defeat.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,177 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Mycroft H.
An Offer From a Pirate by Vash's Girl reviews
BalthierxVaan, LarsaxPenelo / When Vaan and Penelo have a falling out, Vaan wanders to the pub he frequents to drown his woes in liquor. But Balthier has something else in store for him, and Vaan is helpless but to follow along for the ride.
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,532 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Balthier, Vaan
Show Me The Money by kurosora1984 reviews
Roxas always thought that love meant sex. Axel always thought that that sex meant girls. But when Axel finds himself falling hard for a male prostitute, he may very well lose everything for the one he loves. AkuRoku, Zemyx, cameos.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 37 - Words: 182,572 - Reviews: 1300 - Favs: 904 - Follows: 560 - Updated: 4/30/2011 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Roy's Journal by agent000 reviews
Roy writes some rather disturbing things in his journal...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,501 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/25/2011 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
I don't belong by KlikStar reviews
Have you ever felt like you didn't belong, like the life you were living wasn't the one it was supposed to be. Cloud couldn't help but feel this as the voice offered him a way out. Rated M - WARNING! - suicide theme. Please don't read if upset easily.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 72 - Words: 311,746 - Reviews: 568 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Cloud S., Zack F.
The Call of Atlantis by agent000 reviews
On his sixteenth birthday, Edward makes a discovery about himself that will change his life forever: he is not human. Apparently, the Amestrian army had known all along, and are not too keen on having their little lab rat slip through their fingers.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 22 - Words: 60,965 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 3/2/2010 - Published: 9/27/2006 - Alphonse E., Edward E.
The Zodiac People Revised by agent000 reviews
A rewrite of one of my classics. Ed has to go on a mission to find some bizarre group called 'The Zodiac People', people who honestly think they're the signs of the zodiac. But nothing could have prepared him for what he actually found.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,385 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Edward E., Alphonse E.
Musings by difficile reviews
100-word drabbles that take place in the eyes of Balthier and Vaan during the one-year gap after the Bahamut. Requests are considered in reviews. Balthier/Vaan.
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/25/2009 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Balthier, Vaan
I Almost Told You That I Loved You by Dylixia reviews
Axel isn't afraid to say the words, but Roxas is terrified of hearing them. 'I love you' means nothing unless you have the heart to receive such feelings. Written for AkuRoku day, 8/13
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,721 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
Just Great by MagicCandyCat reviews
Vaan was certain that visiting Penelo in England was a bad idea as soon as he set foot there. But that was set to change when he entered the Strahl Motel. AU. BalthierxVaan. Shonen-ai.
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,128 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/4/2009 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Balthier, Vaan
Nirvana by KeiranEmrys reviews
Balthier/Vaan. Vaan was a simple seventeen year old boy who saw freedom in the skies. Balthier was a dashing sky pirate. It only seemed right that Fate would bring these two together. Too bad Fate has other obstacles in store for them.
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,330 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Balthier, Vaan
The Bubble Of Doom by roxas-for-president reviews
When Axel invades Roxas's bubble, things get violent. AkuRoku.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,012 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Only Have Eyes For You by Sami-Band reviews
Axel needs a new companion. Lucky that he runs into a cute blonde boy at the 'Slave Market'. But things can never be just that simple. Yaoi, Akuroku. Mentions of abuse/rape etc in later chapters. Rated M for obvious reasons.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 96,562 - Reviews: 615 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Symphony of Dreams by Lady of Revenge reviews
UNDEFINED HIATUS. Might have continuation elsewhere. AU. Dreams become reality. Reality becomes fantasy. What can a boy do when normal life isn't so normal anymore? When there are other worlds, just outside of his reach. possible Balthier x Vaan.
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,644 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/30/2009 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Balthier, Vaan
My Beauty, My Doom by Riku Evans reviews
Sora hasn't really been himself since changing schools. When finally decides to try it, it doesn't go so well. Contains language, violence, and one-sided implied slash. ONESHOT
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,492 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Sora, Riku - Complete
Desert Flower by Cryysis reviews
He wasn't thinking about what he really needed to be thinking about, and when the time finally came for him to do so, he wished he'd been dreaming. BalthierVaan/Dr.CidVaan
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,236 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/7/2009 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Vaan, Balthier - Complete
Define Sin by Mad-TopHat-Ter reviews
Sin has always existed but never has it been personified to their extent. They were the result of corruption in mankind and the experiments conducted to try and contain it. YAOI. AkuRoku.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 120,766 - Reviews: 557 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 1/28/2009 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Axel, Roxas
The Kneaded Rubber Eraser by auricvision reviews
Give Edward any object, and he'll find a way to get himself into trouble with it, even with a squishy piece of gray putty.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,228 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
Anything for an A by Lady Karai reviews
Roxis's mana said he'd help him with his homework, for a price. Seriously, Vayne, I'd run if I were you. Rated for very mild boyxboy.
Mana Khemia: Alchemists of Al-Revis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Complete
Something Wicked This Way Comes by kurosora1984 reviews
Long ago, when the natural and the supernatural met as commonly as neighbors are known to do, a secret, forbidden romance was sparked in an isolated farming village. Yet neither Axel nor Roxas could know what forces would come against their love.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 22,834 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Dreaming by MimiMichie reviews
Momo thinks she has found the perfect guy. One night changes it all from a perfect romance to a horrible nightmare. She is abused and beaten. Can someone save her before it's too late? And can she find the true love that she's been looking for? HitsuHina
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,369 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/12/2008 - Published: 10/25/2007 - T. Hitsugaya, M. Hinamori - Complete
In Loving Memory by kirstycream reviews
Roxas tells the story of his teenage life and how the only person that truely mattered to him held such a firm grip on his existance. Axel/Roxas AkuRoku. Rated M for sexual content.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 38,647 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/1/2008 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Axel, Roxas
Learning to Heed Toushiro's Warnings by MagicCandyCat reviews
Rangiku thought he was being stupid, Toushiro knew he was being cunning. A comedy one-shot with our Squad 10 Taichou and Fukutaichou.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 562 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/23/2008 - T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto - Complete
Universal Overlap by auricvision reviews
When fantasy comes and smacks you in the face, begging you to believe in it, it's difficult to not accept it as reality, particularly when the main character comes lunging out of a book at you.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,235 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/1/2008 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Edward E.
Blue Moon by Larxenethefirefly reviews
Takes place after the Arrancar War. A new girl comes to Squad 10, and a new enemy is slowly taking over the Soul Society. As the captains try to face this new threat, one captain starts to think that this girl is tied to it all... a HitsuOC story
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 25,821 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/20/2008 - Published: 11/3/2007 - T. Hitsugaya - Complete
Assassin 20 by Ayumi Elric reviews
[Assassin under new management]Crack story where movie stars and famous people I hate are killed by FMA characters. Main assain: Wrath. Fair game, ask me if you want someone to die, rated T for obvious reasons, review or I'll assainate you next.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,380 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/3/2008 - Published: 3/19/2007
Mansion by the Sea by Snake in the Grass reviews
Riku's out to find himself, Sora's looking for a little summer fun. Roxas is struggling, Axel's discovering. Yuffie needs a tutor and Vincent's happy to provide. Cloud's a mess and a masochist, and Leon, well...Leon just needs to control those hormones.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 94,979 - Reviews: 760 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 433 - Updated: 12/21/2007 - Published: 9/25/2006 - Sora, Riku
Skywalkers by Lady Karai reviews
Leon was used to living alone and going through the motions of his easy but dull life. But when a strange blond crashed into his bushes, he was drawn into a world no human ever dreamed of. AU, LeonxCloud.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 72 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 11/15/2007 - Published: 9/19/2007 - Leon/Squall L., Cloud S. - Complete
One Cannot Love, If One Does Not Have A Heart by MagicCandyCat reviews
When two new Nobodies of the female persuasion, The Alluring Reaper and The Artful Scribe, join Organization XIII, many things fly, including perverted comments, hormones, pencils, and the odd spoon. AxelxOC ZexionxOC
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Axel, Zexion
Unusual Match by Lbgilbert reviews
After a change in his regular guitar lesson, Demyx meets Zexion. However, Zexion is a lot darker than most teens so chirpy Demyx decides to try and bring out the sunshine within his emoself
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,964 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/2/2007 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Demyx, Zexion - Complete
Full Metal Alchemist: The Second Stone by AdamZero reviews
Some believe that when Edward Elric defeated the 'Immortal' Alchemist Dante, he left this world to join his father, this...is not entirely accurate.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,919 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Edward E., Alphonse E.
Naked Pirate by Snake in the Grass reviews
Ah, Balfonheim. A place of rest, relaxation, and...walking down the street naked?
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,529 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/7/2007
The Beholder by ShanniC reviews
While heading home from her shopping trip, Mama (literally) bumps into Amon Ryujoji. Just how did Mama and Amon Ryujoji get together, anyway? A Mama-Amon Ryujoji fic. A first in a series of Jubei-Chan one-shots. Read and review.
Jubei-Chan - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,847 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/13/2004
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Valentines day
Valentine's day. Once something that meant the world to John Watson, now he's not so sure. Sherlock/John Post Reichenbach. Slightly suggestive themes, nothing graphic. Rated to be safe
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,718 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/15/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Happy ending reviews
I came home one day, and the scene before me was hell... I don't know if I can carry on anymore... Rated for character death
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Phoenix W./Nick, Miles E. - Complete
Last Night, Good Night reviews
A year after the end of Apollo Justice and Klavier decides that enough is enough, he's taking matters into his own hands. SPOILERS FOR THE LAST CASE OF APOLLO JUSTICE! KlavierxApollo yaoi.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,296 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Apollo J., Klavier G. - Complete
Not A Day Goes By reviews
Roxas has left the Organization. Axel wants him back, but knows there's nothing he can do. All he can do, is wait it out until they can be together in the afterlife. AkuRoku day fic. Rated for implied character death. Yaoi. Don't like, don't read
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,216 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
A Little Too Not Over You reviews
Demyx decided to break up with Zexion. Now he regrets that decision. He gives Zexion a choice- forgive him or leave him forever. Zemyx, yaoi. Don't like, don't read
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,406 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Demyx, Zexion - Complete
All I ever wanted reviews
Balthier is all Vaan ever wanted to be. Now the sky pirate is just all he ever wanted. BalthierxVaan. Yaoi. Don't like, don't read.
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 679 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Balthier, Vaan - Complete
Crush reviews
Vaan has a crush on his boss, Balthier. When Vaan sees Balthier with a woman, he realises that Balthier has no feelings for him. BalVaan. Yaoi. Don't like, don't read.
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,112 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Balthier, Vaan - Complete
Fearless reviews
Vaan thought he was fearless, as did those surrounding him. How wrong they were. Balthier/Vaan yaoi. Don't like don't read. Rated M to prevent squeamish people reading. You have been warned.
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,049 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Balthier, Vaan - Complete
Lift Me Up reviews
Demyx and Zexion relish their lives, their loves. When Xemnas sends Zexion to Castle Oblivion, everything changes. Will their love survive? Oneshot to celebrate Zemyx day
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,093 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Demyx, Zexion
Like A Good Cowboy reviews
When Vaan gets a job as a stable hand at "The Strahl Ranch", he feels pretty confident that he can keep the job. The only thing he's worried about, is his boss, Balthier. Yaoi, BalthierXVaan
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: T - English - Western/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 607 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Balthier, Vaan
I want to be the one reviews
When Demyx convinces Zexion to go to a country singing night at his local bar, Zexion realises that he most likely won't enjoy himself. What a surprise he's in for. Zemyx fluff.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Demyx, Zexion - Complete
Redemption reviews
Reno left Rufus after a simple Misunderstanding. Now, Rufus is looking for the redhead to put things right. Will he be able to? Or will he fail? Sequel to Misunderstandings. RufusXReno pairing. Yaoi. Don't like, don't read.
Crossover - Final Fantasy VII & Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,694 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/11/2009 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Rufus - Complete
Misunderstandings reviews
Reno and Rufus have a night of fun, but when Reno wakes up and finds Rufus isn't there, he assumes the worst. Rated M for language, violence and sexual themes. Yaoi. RufusXReno pairing. Don't like, don't read.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,257 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/9/2009 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Rufus, Reno - Complete
Axel's day of fun reviews
Axel is bored. Roxas is nearby. Axel senses the perfect opportunity to have some fun. Akuroku yaoi. Don't like, don't read. Rated M to be on the safe side for some language and sexual references.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
LustChastity reviews
Rangiku Matsumoto has had an eventful life, and it's now about to get much more interesting. UkiMatsu and other pairings.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,413 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/28/2008 - Published: 9/15/2008 - R. Matsumoto, J. Ukitake
Sleep reviews
What happens when Toshiro Hitsugaya is sleep deprived. Random. One-shot. Third of 100 words challenge.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/14/2008 - T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto - Complete
Ice Cream reviews
What happens when Matsumoto gives her Taichou ice cream? Oneshot. Random.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 265 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/12/2008 - T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto - Complete
Shoes reviews
Rangiku Matsumoto drags her taichou to the real world for a shopping trip. randomness. one shot
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 443 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/12/2008 - T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto - Complete
Ouran High School Host Club Mata Ashita reviews
When Yuki transfers to Ouran High School, she looks for a quiet place to study. Unfortunately, in her search, she realises, she'll never be able to study quietly in this school.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,717 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/10/2008 - Published: 8/21/2007
The Elemental Alchemist reviews
An FMA fan fic, SapphireXEd and RoyXSam, both Sam and Sapphire are original characters and the second chapter shows how Sapphire and Roy first meet the Elric brothers.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,520 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/19/2008 - Published: 6/20/2007
Nobody, No Friends, No Feelings reviews
Axel is sitting in his room at Castle Oblivion, these are his thoughts.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Hell Butterfly reviews
When Toshiro and his brother are sent to the real world, they find a lot more than they bargained for...
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,240 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/2/2008 - T. Hitsugaya
Steamy Situations reviews
Toshiro Hitsugaya has no idea what he's in for now that he's met the younger sister of his 3rd seat. Byakuya Kuchiki is also in for a surprise from said 3rd seat. HitsuXOC, ByakuyaXOC
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 989 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/6/2008
Clash of the fangirls reviews
When Ayumi fails to update her fanfictions, Sapphire gets annoyed and decides to force Ayumi to write, by taking away the one thing Ayumi could not live without...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 495 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/18/2007
Candy man reviews
Toshiro Hitsugaya has been having a long and boring day, when he runs into Captain Ukitake.Oneshot inspired by a wallpaper I found
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 441 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/25/2007 - Complete
Realisation reviews
A oneshot about how Roy realises how much he loves Riza. Royai fic, also with the song lyrics Into the West. DISCLAIMER: I do not own Full Metal Alchemist or Into the West, enjoy.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete