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Hi peoples! I'm a fairly new writer with a sense of humor that CANNOT be described in words, a creative mind, and, most importantly, a lot of spare time. My name's Lauren. My age is sorta personal, but you could probably guess it anyway. I live in the U.S.

Books: Twilight is THE best book in the world, except maybe New Moon or Eclipse. Harry Potter is AWESOME! Marked, by the Casts, is another book that I recommend to everyone, including those who are reading this! I love most paranormal books.

Music: Where to start! Music is another way I spend all my free time. My Chemical Romance is awesome, especially for those who listen with their eyes. -wink, wink ; )- My other preferences include Panic! At The Disco, Fall Out Boy, 30 Seconds To Mars, The Used, Maroon 5, Evanescence, Flyleaf, and whatever else is on the radio. I listen to mod. country a lot.

My Favorite Lyrics:

Stuff About Me:

I don't think jealousy should be considered an emotion.

I spend most of my free time reading, writing, and playing on the computer.

I think old people are kool. (Yes, I know I spelled cool wrong.)

I spell kool wrong a lot.

My best friend believes that inhaling anything but cheesecake will make her burp. (Which is true.)

The truest word I've ever heard said were 'we are made from the sharpest things you say.' MCR

The most dangerous thing to humans is other humans.

I call my bedroom "The Bat Cave". And so do my parents.

If I had to compare myself to a fictional character, it would be Luna Lovegood, 'cuz she's awesome.

Long movies make me dizzy.

I have more pets than I can count.

I often compare fictional characters to people I know.

I'll write more later...

Quotes: My life is full of hilarious comments. This is probably because my friends have a tendency to sniff Sharpies during class.

(Whispers) I see crazy people...

"Gothic hippies!" - Me

May the schwartz be with you. (Spaceballs, the movie.)

"Boo-frickety-hoo!"-Dr.Evil, Austin Powers 3

"Nice to mole you! I mean, nice to meet your mole! Don't say mole. I said mole..." Austin Powers, Austin Powers 3

(Me and ten other people were in the cafeteria 'cuz we were early for lunch. One of them was this guy whose name is Chris, I think. He took a fortune cookie out of his pocket opened it, and read out loud, "Forbidden fruits make many jams..." He looked at me, I don't know why, we only have one class together, and I said, "Dude, that sounds like gay poetry!" He looked at me in a way that clearly said, "Wtf?" So I went, "You're fortune cookie is gay!!" So he eats it. (I have nothing against gay people.))

"George Bush hates wet people!" Wyatt Cenac, The Daily Show (Discussing the floods in Ohio)

"I will kill you with my garden gnomes and their dangerous pointy hats!!" -Kim

"Ooohh, a dangerous, pointy object!!" - Me

"Being anorexic is the preppy way of being emo... oh! That was an oxymoron!" - Melissa

(Uh-oh, short story - I walk into the sunlight. It burns. Me:"It BURNS!!" Brittany: -pulls out sunglasses- Oh, I'm protected. -put on sunglasses and steps into sunlight- AH!! It STILL BURNS!! Melissa: Hey Brittany, whats with the sunglasses? Brittany: They make me look dignified. Melissa: Like you even know what that means. Brittany: Shut up! Just shut up Melissa! Me: Wow...)

"Silence! I kill you!" Achmed the Dead Terrorist, Jeff Dunham

"You were having one of those 'oh my God, fuck me now' moments." -Melissa

"Well, fuck me sideways and call me a Mexican." -Katie

"...Speaking of big-ass trucks..." -Kim

"Oh no, I seem to be having some problems finding my pants!" "Well, I should certainly hope so..." -Me, Fallyn

"Tired +Snowboarding=Tree." -Melissa

"Wiccan fridge magnets!" -Me

"Yes! My life is made!" -Me

"What is this about enlarged holes and tight cracks?" -Ghost World

"Fire is a fragile lover, court her well, neglect her not; Her faith is like a misty smoke, her anger is destructive hot." Dark Magick, Sweep#4

"Do me! Do me!" "Uh, Elliot? Not the best thing to yell in a bar." -Scrubs, Elliot and Carla

"Gasp! You just caused an earthquake in a third-world country!" -Me

"You're the only one who can say the word 'perverse' and not sound like an asshole." -Melissa

"Look, Lola, I made firey water! Oh, that sounded wrong..." Melissa

"You're gonna break something, preferably your neck." -Me

"Do you, Pigeon, take this Hobo to be your lawfully wedded lesbian?" -Brittany

"I didn't say that!" "No, but you were thinking it very loudly!" "Oh... I wasn't aware I was doing that..." Casey, Me, Casey

"OMG, violent flying balls!" -Me (in gym class)

"You licked my weinis!" -Chris

"Book-licker!" -Melissa and Heather simultaneously

"To the Batmobile, Hobo!" -Brittany

"If they call an orgy and orjy, than why don't they call an orgasm an orjasm? Orjasm! Orjasm!" -Melissa

"You're a butt nugget." -Maddie

"'Hi'? Why can't you write something interesting on my hand? Wait, nothing innappropriate, cuz you would write 'orgasm' across my hand." "I was thinking 'boner', but that works too." "You wrote 'something interesting'." Melissa, Casey, Melissa

"You're such a pervertophile." -Me

"You just implied that his dick is going to catch fire." -Melissa

"I'm a vampire. I go there." -LivingInDisturbia, YouTube, Edward Goes To Hogwarts Part 2

"You make my brain go 'ka-boom'!" -Me

"He was talking, yawning and eating at the same time. It was very entertaining." -Me

"And then this one time, in Cape Cod, I had so much pink lemonade Snapple that I threw up... and it was PINK!!" Melissa

"Carlizzle my nizzle!" - Jasper, Notes with Alice, Bella and the Cullens (my favorite fanfic)

"This is me shunning you." -Bella, Notes With Alice, Bella and the Cullens

"Holy singular nipples!" - Me

"You know, it's people like you who make the word 'oral' sound wrong." -Me (to Fallyn)

"No! No! No! Connor, you're supposed to be killing Darth Vader!" "Well, sor-ry." -Dad, Connor

"Oh, you can go buck a fuffalo for all I shive a git." -Dad

"Ow, my hair hurts!" -Melissa

"It's porn for science geeks." -Me

"Jason's so hot, right?" "I thought Jason was a girl." -Casey, Me

"Way to word vomit, Jasper." -Emmett, Twilulz

"She's about to have a 'wardrobe malfunction'." "She is a wardrobe malfunction." -Me, Mom

"She has a suction cup ass!" -Ashley

"I had a dream where an axe-murderer killed Tyson Ritler and I woke up crying." -Me

"Well if you have a suction cup ass, she has suction cup boobs." -Me

Dun dun duh...

Phobias: I love these...

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words. (Irony...)

Ephebiphobia- Fear of teenagers.

Dextrophobia- Fear of objects at the right side of the body.

Levophobia- Fear of things to the left side of the body.

Arachibutyrophobia- Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth.

Peladophobia- Fear of bald people. (Tee hee. That's me.)

Pediophobia - Fear of dolls, which I actually do have. Idk why, but this sort of reminds me of the word 'pedophile'.

Copy And Pastes:

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

Saying you are weird is normal. Saying you are normal is odd. If you are weird and proud of it, copy and paste this onto your profile!

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of all the characters in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you wirte Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of actually doing it. Crazy is when you fill up the tab seperators in your binder with doodles/love notes/ confessions of love/ any other Twilight realted thing you can think of about Twilight or the Twilight characters. Crazy is when you can open up Twilight and know exactly which part you are at just by reading one word. Crazy is when you print out all the Twilight series covers and put them on the wall of your closet. Crazy is when you have a folder in your backpack full of pictures (drawn and computer generated) for the Twilight series, and have all the playlist songs on your iPod. Crazy is when you walk into a store, walk around in duckie robes that are sold there, and take pictures of you and your friends doing crazy things (wearing cat beds on you head or kissing garden statues of frogs) until closing time. Crazy is when you have a conversation with someone about you being a pixie but want to be a vampire but cant because your vampire friend wont bite you because you will turn to dust, all of that after asking the cast of the play your in if you can bit them, while your all backstage waiting to go on. Crazy is when you walk up to a complete stranger at the mall and ask if their cat still has rabies and constipation. If you're crazy, copy this into your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

If you've reread Twilight over 10 times...C&P this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, C&P this into your pro.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Ambercrombie and Fitch told them it's not cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you'd be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off.

Most people would be offeneded if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people who answer "Where to begin?"

If you are so obsessed with Twilight it is NOT even funny anymore, C&P.

If you ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, C&P.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, C&P.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfiction, copy this into your pro.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy this into your profile.

If they are right...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your pro.

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have an odd sort of love/hate realationship with your computer, C&P.

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, C&P!

93 percent of teens would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the seven percent that would ask "what was your first clue?", copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Ivander Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Alice001, HeartOfAgony, VampiressE12B, down.with.jacob, bibliocrazed, Shikiangel CerEbow, Andrazuria, icanreadyourmind

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste into your pro.

If you've ever copy and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in the middle of a conversation, C&P.

If you are one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, copy and paste.

If you have ever been so obsessed with Twilight that when you hear thunder, you think of vampires playing baseball...C&P.

Chocolate chip cookies are the best! If you agree C&P!!

If you have your own little world, C&P.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy and paste.

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are antisocial sometimes, copy and paste.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste.

If you have ever run into a tree, C&P.

Homophobia is a socially transmitted disease.

There are people killed every year because they are gay and people think that's wrong.

I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had.
I wish they could adopt me.

I am not one of the lucky ones.
I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school.
It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised.
The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the woman who died when the EMTs stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.

I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson"


Update/Note-thingy...: I've decided to temporarily delete my story The Seen from the website. I might post it again, but my pleas for reviews are going unanswered, and I'm running out of ideas. Thank you to my 3-4 loyal readers and I'm sorry but I promise to write more!

As of today, 5/8/08, both my Twilight fanfics are on hold! Sorry peeps!!

Story Ideas And Projects (Not that you care, I just need a place to put these.)

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Notes with Alice, Bella & The Cullens by lanna-misssunshine reviews
Who are Batman & Pigeon? Emmett is Captain Doofus? What are the Cullen's irrational fears and why oh why does Jasper have a spoon in his pocket? (Kind of weird, read the summary in the a/n inside, it gets back to BxE normal note passing after a few chapters, promise.)
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 95 - Words: 111,014 - Reviews: 4396 - Favs: 780 - Follows: 468 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 10/3/2007
Bellum Amoris: War of Love by Lena Knight reviews
Sirius Black escapes from Azkaban and returns to his family. How will everything work out once his name is cleared and the Dark Lord returns? Can love survive during a war? Sequel to Periculosus Amor: Dangerous Love. It can be read as a stand-alone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 90,733 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/18/2012 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Sirius B., OC
I See Forever In Your Eyes by irishfrenchhottie reviews
A Marriage Law Fanfic. Will Snape and Hermione be able to find happiness with this new law forcing the two of them together? *I do not own Harry Potter or any of the Harry Potter Universe. I pay homage to JK for creating such a wonderful world.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,450 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 7/27/2011 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
L's Shoes & other One Shot's by Shadow of the Forgotten reviews
A collection of humorous one shot's involving the Death Note gang. Includes: L and his shoes, Light's obsession with his appearance, Matsuda's luck...or lack thereof and more.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,807 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/3/2010 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Complete
Child of the Night by Fluttering Phalanges reviews
Brennan is abused and a mother. Afraid to leave her boyfriend because he might hurt her daughter, she suffers by night and hides by day. Can Booth save her from her abusive boyfriend before something worse happens to Brennan? Will B&B become closer? R&R!
Bones - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 31,648 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 3/23/2010 - Published: 5/29/2009 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
All's fair in War REN Peace by Wandering Baggins reviews
After the untimely Death of her father and stepmother, Elsie Summers leaves her troubled past behind to make a new life for herself. But how long can she last before her past comes back to haunt her? WarrenOC OCOC
Sky High - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,690 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 1/19/2008
Caught in the Crossfire by simsbabii reviews
From the light emerged Mello, Matt and Sloan. Then her mother, who held out her hand. Tear took it happily, and for the first time in a very long time Demi Peterson smiled a real smile. Complete D:
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 26,488 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Run that by me again? by Sarah1281 reviews
Ever wonder 'Why don't they just do that' "A lot of the greatest wizards haven't got an ounce of logic." Harry and Hermione, however, were raised in the muggle world and are therefore fully capable of thinking things through...A collection of of one-shots
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 53,842 - Reviews: 1969 - Favs: 3,607 - Follows: 2,415 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Find Myself by Diver2877 reviews
Faith and Angel's world are about to collide with Temperence Brennan and Seeley Booth's World. Better summary inside.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,439 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Faith L., Angel
Laments of a Lawliet by A.D. Williams reviews
L doesn't know quite why Roger has kicked a young Beyond Birthday, Mello, Matt, and Near out of Wammy's, but that's the least of his concerns right now. Fact of the matter is, now they have to stay with him...and the rest of the task force. Tylenol, L?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 49,303 - Reviews: 682 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 4/25/2009 - L, BB - Complete
Firefly Nights by Bloodypleasures reviews
Ever since she came to Wammy’s, she would often go out at night to see the fireflies, and I would watch her trying to playfully catch them. I wonder what made the change – me trying to catch them for her…? NearxOC - ch 15: end. Sorry D:
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,828 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/17/2009 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Near - Complete
My Brother's Best Friend by Lizzy Anne89 reviews
I’ve always been told that the first step to resolving a problem is admitting you have one. So here it goes. My name is Alyssa Wood. I’m sixteen years old and I’m in love with my brother’s best friend. That’s right. I’m in love with Cedric Diggory."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,392 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 12/15/2009 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Cedric D., OC - Complete
Twilulz by queenbellaloca reviews
The Cullen Clan like you've never seen them before. Warning: Extremely OOC. Gratuitous use of knitting, drugs, and pwning. You've been warned. Emmett/Jasper slash. Other fun pairings along the way.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 47,518 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 11/19/2009 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Emmett, Jasper
The Chocolate Story by wewholovetowriteff reviews
What happens when L wins a trip to Willie Wonka's chocolate factory? A story made of chocolate, covered in chocolate, dipped in chocolate, and sprinkeled in fudge
Crossover - Anime X-overs & Game X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,541 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/29/2009 - Published: 4/23/2009
Demolition Lovers by Syrasha reviews
They couldn't show it the way people normally did... But they got by. MattXMello MattMello
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,429 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Artificial by MissehKeehl reviews
Near had always based his moves on logic; what made most sense, what would give the better outcome. Because of this, he was labeled inhuman; an unfeeling robot. However, when a new girl comes to Wammy’s, he wonders why he can no longer think straight.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 53,004 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 10/17/2009 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Near - Complete
Periculosus Amor: Dangerous Love by Lena Knight reviews
Ashlynn Malfoy was the perfect pureblood daughter until she refused the Dark Mark. After escaping her family can she find a love in Sirius Black? Or will she return to her family for a loveless pureblood marriage that would make the Dark Lord Happy? R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 66,385 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
Difficulty by Syrasha reviews
She was a coward, an immature and scared little girl. And they loved her for it. MattXOCXMello MattOCMello
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 58,103 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 10/12/2009 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Matters of the Mind by bubblegum-buddy reviews
Wammy's House, a prestigious orphanage for brilliant young minds training to become the next L. We know of the ranking system and its top students: Near, Mello, Matt...but what of the very last on the list? Near/OC, R&R
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,043 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Near
Dear JournalSweets by Bryn Elizabeth reviews
Lily Catherine was a foster child who came to the Jeffersonian to do a report. She found the medico-legal lab by mistake, but everyone's life changed. Now she's Brennan's foster child with a lot of help from Booth and Parker. Sweets wants her to journal.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 81 - Words: 36,108 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 9/17/2009 - Published: 12/5/2008 - L. Sweets, Parker B. - Complete
Death Note IM by XxninjabrawlerXx reviews
This is what you get when you mix me with surgar and with death note so brace yourselves. WARNING: this is comptply stupid and random read at your own risk......
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,284 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/20/2009 - Published: 6/18/2009
The Student Job by Bryn Elizabeth reviews
The Leverage Team is made up of six people... Five who chose the life they live, and one who has no real choice. This member wouldn't trade her life for anything as she plays a part in a con she never has... Part of a family.
Leverage - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Eliot S., Parker
L is Weird by PorcupineWeirdo reviews
Sometimes, L does some strange things. One-sided Light/L T for swearing
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,012 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 6/27/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Rant by smearedliner reviews
While attending the midnight showing of Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince, Mello goes on a rant about Twilight. MattXOC and MelloXOC Edward Bashing inside.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 978 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Running Out by Syrasha reviews
She was born to run away. Her heart and soul lay out on that road. He sincerely wanted to change that. MattXOC MattOC MailXOC MailOC
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,159 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Crazy by Syrasha reviews
He was her one respite. The one thing that kept her grounded. LXOC LLawlietXOC L/OC LLawliet/OC
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,613 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/8/2009 - L - Complete
The Sweet Smell of Oranges by keroaucinahackney reviews
I think I have made it known that I don't like Night's Child. So for a bit of fun I have decided to write an ending to "Wicca" that i was more satisfied with. WARNING! CONTAINS A LOT OF SICKENING ROMANCE WITH A SMATTERING OF DRAMA.
Sweep - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 55,101 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Morgan R., Hunter N.
College Daze by CurvyCurlyGirly reviews
All Human. Bella Swan meets and becomes close friends with roommate Alice Cullen in college, which leads to finding herself thrust into the Cullen's elegant upper class world, a world that includes Alice's brother Edward.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 48,332 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Bella, Alice
Snape's Daughter by Lizzy Anne89 reviews
What if Prof. Snape had a daughter? Well, you're about to find out. Storm has been expelled from her school in America and comes to Hogwarts. Follow her story as she makes friends with the Golden Trio and catches the eye of Slytherin's prince. *Rewritten
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,982 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 5/31/2009 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Draco M., OC
Little Girl Lost by Ebony-Jayne reviews
A huge surprise awaits one of the squints at the Jeffersonian one cold winters morning…
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,198 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 5/29/2009 - Published: 6/17/2007
Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Professor X's by silverkat1620 reviews
Rule 5. I do not have the ability to tell the future via Magic 8 ball.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,372 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/10/2009
You're not 'In Trouble' IF you don't get caught by MuddPaw reviews
Notes passed by the Mauanders, to each other in class...ENJOY! The new chapter is under Chapter Six.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 7,918 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/18/2009 - Published: 11/24/2007
Better Be Slytherin! by jharad17 reviews
YEAR ONE COMPLETED! As a first year, Harry is sorted into Slytherin instead of Gryffindor, and no one is more surprised than his new Head of House. Snape mentors Harry fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 175,130 - Reviews: 8240 - Favs: 9,635 - Follows: 5,044 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
First Day of My Life by rectanglecurve reviews
AU-All Human. Stepsiblings Alice and Emmett move to a new high school, where Edward, Jasper, Bella, Rosalie, and others all attend. New friendships and love begins. However, drama ensues. T to M mostly for language currently.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 39,305 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 9/3/2008
See Your Hero Come Running by KelseyXDD reviews
Bella moves back with her dad and older brother, Emmett when her mother dies. Bella is a quiet girl, shy and doesn't like meeting new people. Will the Cullens and Hales change that? ExB AxJ RxEm Rated T. ALL HUMAN.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 55,528 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Complete
Notes by Llama Mama23 reviews
Edward and Bella are caught passing notes in class. The teacher has the note read to the class. A series of embarassing events ensues, including Edward in a trunk, Bella in a gas mask, Carlisle as Tarazn, and Emmett with blue hair.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,990 - Reviews: 2876 - Favs: 2,079 - Follows: 982 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Complete
Who We Think We Are by IGottaFindYou reviews
The daughter of a Criminal and a Princess, Connie Bender attends her first Saturday Detention.
Breakfast Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 56,639 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 12/20/2005 - Complete
No Thank You by Sarah1281 reviews
What if the Dursley family had taken the more practical route of treating Harry kindly in order to keep him away from magic? What if it worked? What if he wants nothing to do with the wizarding world and Dumbledore has to solve his own problems for once?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,608 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 1,902 - Follows: 399 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Edric by Sarah1281 reviews
Shamelessly playing on the fact that they are played by the same actor, the true backstory of Edward Cullen is revealed, at last!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,081 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 36 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Cedric D., Carlisle - Complete
Better Best Forgotten by Beautiful Radiance reviews
Although they have faded, their cherished memories are still there, but what will it take to get them back? A Bella&Edward fanfic. It's my first fanfic, so please read and review! AH/AU -DISCONTINUED FOR NOW-
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,716 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/26/2008 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Start of Something New by Lady Nerd reviews
Upon an afternoon of hunting, Edward Cullen finds himself in one of THE most horrific situations, meeting people you would least expect and having to deal with them all at the same time...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,908 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Edward
A World Without Sound by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
AU, BxE. My name is Bella Swan; good at sign language and karate. My best friend is deaf, and you know what? It doesn't matter. Won twice at Twilight Awards, and has been nominated more. Please review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,849 - Reviews: 7790 - Favs: 9,570 - Follows: 2,716 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Caduta Petali by AnkouBlake reviews
Formally 'To Walk With Lions' Edward and Bella return to Forks after 85 years only to stumble upon an orphaned infant in the woods. Multiple POVs. First chapter rated M for some graphic scenes. Full summery inside.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 45 - Words: 105,238 - Reviews: 753 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 9/23/2008 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Complete
Saving Bella by Red Pandas Dnt Eat Cheezits reviews
Bella’s been broken one too many times. She can hardly trust anyone with the exception of a couple people to a certain extent. When Edward comes to town, can he finally heal this broken Bella? Or will it turn out to be a catastrophe? AU. All human. BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 29,410 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Bella
Twilight IM by 13oClock reviews
Way too many of these, I know. I was bored. So what's with the Bumble beans? Abusive Stuffed Snake? Old people farts? Really long bellybuttons? This can't be good. Weirdest thing is...they're all based on real experiences!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 1,732 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Edward, Bella
Harry Potter A Smart Potter Year 1 by LordJingles reviews
Philosopher's stone revisited. Incredibly intelligent Harry, no stupid hijinks. Closed some of the stupid plot holes left by the original lazy author. Specifically - why does Harry have to fix everything?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,200 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 660 - Follows: 352 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Isn't it obvious? by Sarah1281 reviews
After another Chamber of Secrets incident, Myrtle takes it upon herself to explain to her Potions class exactly what has been attacking everybody. Unfortunately, it's Potions with Slytherin.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,038 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 68 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Myrtle, Tom R. Jr. - Complete
My Virgin Ears! by Sarah1281 reviews
What if, instead of meeting Roger, Mimi encountered Mark on Christmas Eve and tried to flirt with him? Parody of 'Light My Candle'
RENT - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/25/2008 - Mark C., Mimi M. - Complete
Snowed In by Imagination-Parade reviews
Booth and Parker get snowed in at Brennan's apartment after Parker insists that they spend Christmas with her. Set after 3.09 "Santa in the Slush"; BB
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,752 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 3/14/2008 - Published: 3/6/2008 - T. Brennan, S. Booth, Parker B. - Complete
A Huge Favor by Bones62442fbi-rlh reviews
Booth is on a 2 week break with his son, when he gets a call from Cullen, telling him he is needed. Booth doesn't know what to do about Parker, and with his ex out of town, and a sudden loss of babysitters so close to Thanksgiving... what's he going to do
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,537 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 2/26/2008 - Published: 12/10/2007 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Know Your Stars: Twilight Series by Ghosts in the Snow reviews
A know your stars type story. If you've ever wondered what the characters of the Twilight series wouldn't EVER do, look no further. WARNING: Sever OOCness, sever character bashing, and totally awkward WTF moments inside!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 38,022 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 2/25/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
520 Things I am not allowed to do at Hogwarts by MuffinMartians reviews
520 things I am not allowed to do at Hogwarts. edit: There is now 521!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,817 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 39 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Complete
The Red Heir of Slytherin by Sarah1281 reviews
Ron and Hermione's trip to the Chamber of Secrets, where Ron gets over his inferiority complex and Hermione discovers that anyone can speak Parseltongue if they're unobservant enough.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,950 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 77 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Mudblood by Sarah1281 reviews
"Mudblood? Is that your idea of an insult or something?" Draco attempts to explain to Hermione why she should be offended.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 1,227 - Follows: 224 - Published: 9/7/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
La Vie Boheme by MINDFREAK-DA-DRUMMA reviews
A RentHarry Potter crossover fic. Read inside for full story summery, seeing as I tend to rattle on here, and probably won't be able to fit it all in.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,021 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/10/2006 - Published: 9/10/2006 - Mark C., Roger D.
Sister Are More Trouble Than They're Worth by Lizzy Anne89 reviews
What would’ve happened if Voldemort never came to power? James, Lily, and Sirius would still be alive for one. But would Harry be an only child? No, he wouldn’t…not in this story anyway. This is the story of Alexis May Potter and her friends through
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,390 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/10/2004 - Published: 10/14/2004
Black Orchid reviews
When Chloe Booth dies, life changes for Seeley Booth, and for Alice, the niece he never knew he had. Sharing only the memories they have of Chloe, Alice and Booth must depend on each other to heal their wounds, both old and new. BxB
Bones - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,219 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/6/2010 - Published: 6/7/2009 - S. Booth