Author has written 10 stories for Vampire Knight, Yu Yu Hakusho, Naruto, Transformers, and Aliens/Predator.
(Update as of 4-21-12):
Did everyone have a good day yesterday? ;D Alright, down to business. My laptop died on me. Shit you not. Four years worth of what started as piddly writing and ended up FANTASTIC and FF.net material, down the drain, along with family photos, videos, drawings I saved onto it and had to throw away for some reason or another... Gone. It's depressing. I even had the next chapter of Neighbor planned out on Word, and one eight-year-old stepping on it the wrong way wiped it out. I don't even remember what all was in the outline. But Neighbor is still on my mind, so. It'll happen. Eventually. Now I'm renting a computer - 90 days same as cash is AWESOME - a 2007 Gateway touchscreen that is amazing for WoW... Nerding off track here. ADD sux.
(Update as of 7-8-2011):
-Sigh. Rubs forehead.- I'm expecting a big headache from people for this, but incase no one noticed, I took down Sexy Roadkill and Miracles, Mistakes, and Spider Fur. I really don't love writing YYH anymore, though Wedding Bell Dreams is still up because Jin is... mm. I only like reading anymore. Graphospasm. She's delish with that shit. And I just can't get into it anymore. Bit of good news, though - as of today, I'm 21. Good news for me, anyway. Right now I'm going to focus on my Transformers fic (if people start appreciating the fact that it's even UP), and Pugno: To Fight, the Predators one. If you don't like it, get outta my kitchen, home biskits. :D
(Update as of 4-2-2011):
Okay. It's fixed. Z'bel is happy again. And I know Bleach is OVER, but I'm just now falling head over heels for Stark. xD So slow with the times.
(Update as of 03-30-2011):
What. The FUCK. FF? I can't edit, I can't post new stories. I'm SHOCKED AS HELL that I can even update my PROFILE. For almost TWO FUUUSKING WEEKS. WHAT THE HELL?! I HAVE MY FIRST LEMON TO POST, YOU ASSES.
(Update as of 02-08-2011):
... Kay. That proactive thing? Hasn't happened. XD Obviously. But, y'know. Whatever.
(Update as of 08-17-2010):
If you are writing a lemon, remember that it's a LEMON, not FLUFF. A lemon does not contain sugary sweetness unless it's sarcastic. A lemon does not contain ''tingly in her sweet spot''. OMFG, rofl, I just read a 'LEMON' that had that phrase word for word in it. Sephiroth kissed Tifa and made her ''tingly in her sweet spot''. LMAO. NO. JUST NO. On AFF.net. It should be ''liquid heat pooled in her groin'', or something less embarrassing. Lemons or just lemon scenes are about carnal pleasures. The rest of the story is for the fluff, leave that sugar-injection out of the sex. Totally ruins the sex. A lemon is a FUCK, not a CUDDLE. Especially on ADULTFANFICTION.NET. XDDD That is all.
(Update as of 07-22-2010):
Was anyone else sick of my long ass profile? Yeah. Me too. Anyway. I'm gonna try and be more proactive with my FF account. I just got fired for calling my manager a bitch, so I've got a lot of freetime on my hands. I'm totally broke. (But I'd do it all over again). Finally managed to give away the last of the puppies, although I'll miss him dearly. Had a couple that kept coming back for puppies because they ran away or their neighbors dog managed to get in their fence and attack them. Uh uh. You sick people don't get anymore. I doubt that the German Sheperd next door who's so old he can barely walk is puppy hungry. Fuck you.
A little tip to writers: Make sure you have a general idea before you start a fic. If not, you get all these people who like the beginning, and then the pressures on to finish, but you have no idea how to finish the way you want, and you end up hating the story for making you so stressed. On that note, I highly doubt Sexy Roadkill will ever be finished. I hope you still love me. T_T
Appearance: Zetsubel is a tall, buxom redhead with enormous black horns that curl around her head like a ram's and a devilish black spaded tail coming out her pretty little butt. She has big silver eyes, a tongue stud and tribal tattoos up her arms. She's a chaos demon, who feeds off of negative energy, so BRING ON THE FLAMES. Anyway. She can levitate, phase through solid objects, and shoot fireworks out of her palms. She's my persona. SEE AVATAR. I am much more plain.
Deviantart ID: vallin55amaya
Religion: Atheist. Fanatics did it.
Birthday: July 1990
Favorite Motto: "I'd rather have it and not need it, than need it and not have it." - Blonde chick on AVP.
Favorite curse word: Fuckwit
Favorite Female Character(s): Hyuuga Hinata, Yamanaka Ino
Favorite Male Character(s): Zetsu, Hozuki Suigetsu, Hoshigaki Kisame
Pairings Shipped: Tayuya/Tobi, Hinata/Kisame, Hinata/Kakashi, Hinata/Hitsugaya (X-over pairing)
Favorite Female Character(s): Maka Albern, Nygus
Favorite Male Character(s): Dr. Franken Stein, Shinigami-sama, Kishin Asura
Pairings Shipped: Maka/Asura, Maka/Soul
Favorite Female Character(s): Maylene
Favorite Male Character(s): Sebastian, Undertaker
Pairings Shipped: Sebastian/Ciel, Maylene/Grell
Favorite Female Character(s): Alice
Favorite Male Character(s): Break, Oz
Pairings Shipped: Alice/Break, Alice/Oz
Favorite Female Character(s): Ise Nanao, Tia Halibel, Arisawa Tatsuki
Favorite Male Character(s): Hitsugaya Toshiro, Grimmjow, Stark
Pairings Shipped: Ulquiorra/Orihime, Ichigo/Orihime, Tatsuki/Grimmjow, Nanao/Hitsugaya, Nanao/Stark
H.O.T.D. - Highschool of the Dead
Favorite Female Character(s): Busujima Saeko, Minami Rika
Favorite Male Character(s): Komuro Takashi
Pairings Shipped: Takashi/Saeko
Kimi ni Todoke
Favorite Female Character(s): Ayane, Chizu
Favorite Male Character(s): Arapin, Ryu
Pairings Shipped: Ayane/Arapin
Naruto Shippuden (prefered to the anime)
Rosario+Vampire I and II
Kyou Koi wo Hajimemasu
Bride of the Water God
Bleach/Naruto - Hitsugaya Toshiro/Hyuuga Hinata (LOVE)
Bleach/Naruto - Izuru Kira/Hyuuga Hinata
Yu Yu Hakusho/Naruto - Hiei/Hinata
Yu Yu Hakusho/Naruto - Kurama/Hinata
(Seeing a pattern here...)
If you saw the Eragon movie and you think that FOX should NOT be allowed to make Eldest, copy and paste this into your profile. (Had to leave this one because I was so pissed off at that worthless movie. Saphira was beautiful. The rest was shit.)
Which Batman Villain R U? . . . . . I am The Joker. (God, I must be creepy.)
(x) You have a dark sense of humour.
(x) People often tell you you're 'crazy', 'weird', 'a freak' and other words to that effect.
(x)You like wearing bright colours even if they clash. (it looks cool!)
(x) You don't tend to make a lot of sense.
() You are self-obsessed.
(x)You will do anything for a laugh.
() You can't laugh at yourself very easily.
(x) You're smiling a lot of the time.
(x)You are intelligent.
()You like to be the centre of attention.
() You enjoy the work of the Marx Brothers.
() You are a Gemini.
(x) You seem to have two sides to you that different people see.
(x) You have taken revenge on a bully.
(x) You have/had a burn or scar or something similar visible for over two months.
() You believe in chance and fate.
(x) You tend to be paranoid. (tend? There is no tend about it!)
() You consider yourself unattractive.
(x) You feel no one can truly like/love you for who you are.
(x) You have trouble making decisions by yourself.
() Blackmail is a completely acceptable method to use in getting what you want.
() You love birds.
() You consider yourself a complete gentleman/lady. (ha, ha, ha, don’t make me laugh!)
() You have/had an overprotective mother.
() You always keep an umbrella in your bag just in case.
() You are always dressed smartly.
(x) You were/are bullied in your youth.
() You consider yourself obese.
() You have a lot of connections.
(x) You want to work with animals in some way.
(x) You want to run your own nightclub.
(x) You have a reclusive nature.
() Your life is ruled by research/work.
()You are scared of birds. (what? They’re evil!)
()You are tall and skinny. (far from tall, L)
()You take/have taken psychology at school/university/college.
() You feel your parents were loveless towards you.
(x) You were born out of wedlock.
() You used to pick on animals as a child by hurting them or scaring them.
(x) You have/had religious fanatics in your family.
(x) You love puzzles and riddles.
() You have red/ginger hair.
(x) You have OCD. (so I’ve been told.)
(x) You are quirky.
() You consider yourself a 'smooth talker'.
(x) You are an intellectual.
(x) You get high marks on your texts/exams.
() Most of your body is covered in tattoos. (needles cringe)
(x) You seldom win in physical fights.
(x) You complete computer games with ease.
(x)You prefer cold weather. (60 is cold for me)
(x)You want to be cryogenically frozen.
(x)You have lost a loved one to a terminal illness.
() You go/have gone to boarding school.
() You are a loner.
() You go all out to hurt someone who hurt you.
(x) You would do anything for the one you love.
(x) Winter is your favourite season.
() You have poor blood circulation.
Ra's Al Ghul
() You are manipulative.
(x) You would love to get rid of everything and start the world again from scratch.
(x) You want perfect environmental balance.
() Science is/was your favourite subject.
() You consider yourself a spiritual person.
(x) You consider your age to not be an issue.
() You want a son.
(x) You keep yourself fit.
(x) You want to live forever.
(x) You see the world as decadent and corrupt.
Number your 12 favorite Bleach characters in no particular order and answer the following questions.
1. Inoue Orihime
2. Arisawa Tatsuki
5. Tia Halibel
6. Hitsugaya Toushiro
7. Urahara Kisuke
8. Ulquiorra Schiffer
12. Yadomaru Lisa
Have you ever read a Six(Hitsugaya)/Eleven(Noba) fic? Do you want to?
"I'm not much for yaoi, but even I think that'd be sexy, so yeah."
Do you think Four(Mayuri) is hot? How hot?!
"Mayuri? Dude, he's like a more sane version of the Joker. Or less sane, depending on your pov. So fuck yeah he's hot as hell."
What would happen if Twelve(Lisa) got Eight(Ulquiorra) pregnant?
"... LMAO. Aizen would have a lot of explaining to do."
Can you read any fics about Nine(Starkk)?
"I am able to read, yes."
Would Two(Tatsuki) and Six(Hitsugaya) make a good couple?
"They might. I'd actually love to see that happen."
Five(Halibel)/Nine(Starkk) or Five(Halibel)/Ten(Aizen)? Why?
"Five/Nine. I have yet to see it well done, but I'd love for it to be. They seem like they'd enjoy naps together."
What would happen if Seven(Urahara) walked in on Two(Tatsuki) and Twelve(Lisa) in bed together?
"He'd jizz himself. No bullshit."
Make up a summary for a Three(Grimmjow)/Ten(Aizen) fic.
"ROFL. Uhh... Aizen's had enough of Grimmjow's mouth. So he finds a delicious way to keep it preoccupied.."
Is there any such thing as One(Orihime)/Eight(Ulquiorra) fluff?
"Stupid question. Next."
Suggest a title for a Seven(Urahara)/Twelve(Lisa) hurt/comfort fic.
"Comfort in Perversion."
What sort of plot device would you use if you wanted Four(Mayuri) to deflower One(Orihime)?
"Can it be an actual device? Because if it's Mayuri..."
Do any of your friends read Seven(Urahara) slash?
"Since most of my anime-loving friends are obsessed with yaoi, I'm sure they do."
Do any of your friends read Three(Grimmjow) het?
"Other than me, I doubt it."
Do any of your friends write/draw Eleven(Noba)?
"Far as I know I'm the only one who so much as knows who the hell sweet Noba is."
Would any of your friends write Two(Tatsuki)/Four(Mayuri)/Five(Halibel)?
"No. But I would in a heartbeat. That's HEAVEN."
What might Ten(Aizen) scream at a moment of great passion?
"Oh, FUCK I'M GONNA OWN YOU!"
If you wrote a songfic about Eight(Ulquiorra), what song would you choose?
"The Emo Song."
If you wrote a One(Orihime)/Six(Hitsugaya)/Twelve(Lisa) fic, what would the warnings be?
"ALL OF THEM. O_o Poor Hime and Hitsu..."
What might be a good pick-up line for Two(Tatsuki) to use on Ten(Aizen)?
"Hey. I can take a hit."
When was the last time you read a fic about Five(Halibel)?
"Dunno. I've fallen off the Bleach bandwagon a lil' bit, but I know the last one I read was with Halibel. Hm."
What is Six(Hitsugaya)'s super secret kink?
"Watermelon rinds up the... yeah."
How would you feel if Seven(Urahara)/Eight(Ulquiorra) was cannon?
"I'd wonder if Kubo was on meth."
Would Eleven(Noba) get in bed with Nine(Starkk)? Drunk or sober?
"It would take something like Absinthe. >.>"
If Three(Grimmjow) and Seven(Urahara) get together, who tops?
"Urahara. He's got a way with words. But... um. Don't tell Grimm I told."
"I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes. I'm out of control and at times hard to handle, but if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best." — Marilyn Monroe
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer.
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