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Hi everyone, I'm Bee! I'm a 22 year old English Lit major located in sunny Orlando, Florida. I enjoy cosplaying and watching Let's Plays in my free time, in addition to reading.

I want to become an editor when I finish college, so I'm looking to get some experience.

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Enter the Dragon by Doghead Thirteen reviews
It began with a quirk of timing. It continued because dragons, such as what 8-year-old Harry Potter just turned into, are large and difficult to control. Fortunate for everyone he's a nice kid, eh? Shadowrun and Rifts crossover. You have now been warned.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Shadowrun - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 131,097 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 2,297 - Follows: 2,068 - Updated: 7/26 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Harry P.
An Aunt's Love by Emma Lipardi reviews
Harry comes home from school and Petunia is upset at the change in her nephew. Petunia decides to do what she should have been doing all along. Dumbledore had better stay away. Petunia Dursley is upset. Warnings on profile.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 73 - Words: 362,981 - Reviews: 14879 - Favs: 10,789 - Follows: 10,456 - Updated: 12/31/2015 - Published: 12/30/2004 - Harry P.
Wand and Shield by Morta's Priest reviews
The world is breaking. War and technology push on the edge of the unbelievable as S.H.I.E.L.D. desperately tries to keep the peace. Soldier and scientist no longer hold the line alone, as an ancient fire burns alongside them. The last of all wizards.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 260,787 - Reviews: 6801 - Favs: 11,870 - Follows: 13,640 - Updated: 7/22/2015 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Harry P.
Weres Harry? by DobbyElfLord reviews
Dark curses don't play nice- not even with each other. When nine year-old Harry is bitten by a werewolf, the horcrux fights back. The result could only happen to Harry Potter. Canon-ish for the first three years of Hogwarts - AU from that point forward.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 152,524 - Reviews: 3615 - Favs: 7,579 - Follows: 8,477 - Updated: 8/15/2014 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Harry P.
A Shadowed Soul by devilblondie reviews
He was abandoned at a young age, the world believing him dead. They were wrong. Death Eaters believed untouchable are dying. Who is this assassin? Will he join Dumbledore or take the war into his own hands? Not typical powerful!politic!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 18 - Words: 93,039 - Reviews: 2675 - Favs: 6,273 - Follows: 6,980 - Updated: 3/18/2014 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Harry Potter and the Elder Sect by Clell65619 reviews
When Hagrid arrives at the Potter cottage in Godric's Hollow, he finds no sign of Harry Potter. It takes five long years for Harry to be found, in the care of a distant cousin, having been dropped off by his Great Grand Mother.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bewitched - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 59,287 - Reviews: 1489 - Favs: 3,376 - Follows: 2,584 - Updated: 10/10/2013 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Simply Irresistible by bookworm1993 reviews
Draco gave a cocky grin. "I am going to give you a makeover." "I'm sorry what?" "You heard me Granger, I'm going to give you a makeover that will make every man want you,and make Weasley die of regret. You will be simply irresistible."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 77,596 - Reviews: 5629 - Favs: 10,991 - Follows: 3,966 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Curiosity Killed The Cat by osweetie246 reviews
Harry becomes curious about Hogwarts' motto. So, he sets out to find a dragon. K for ONE swear. I don't own Harry Potter or Bleach.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 465 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Harry P., T. Hitsugaya - Complete
That Boy Is Trouble by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Privet Drive is home to many secrets, many lies... And many sexually frustrated women. As Harry Potter soon finds out. AU Fifth Year, HP/HG/NT/Various, rated for general naughtiness. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 55,733 - Reviews: 1320 - Favs: 4,661 - Follows: 3,341 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harveste Addams and the Order of the Phoenix by kyaru-chan reviews
There are three roads a growing witch or wizard can take. The first two are well-trodden. But this year, the world better get ready, because when the dark moon rises, the third path comes alive.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 88,703 - Reviews: 1183 - Favs: 2,672 - Follows: 1,489 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Harveste Addams and the Goblet of Fire by kyaru-chan reviews
Let's have a little FUN this year, shall we?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 36,416 - Reviews: 621 - Favs: 2,670 - Follows: 749 - Updated: 10/2/2010 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Harveste Addams and the Prisoner of Azkaban by kyaru-chan reviews
A madman has escaped from prison? Are you sure you aren't talking about Uncle Fester?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,026 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 2,605 - Follows: 562 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Harveste Addams and the Chamber of Secrets by kyaru-chan reviews
Parselmouths, the Chamber and Lockhart. Well, well, well...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,236 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 2,779 - Follows: 523 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Harveste Addams and the Sorceror's Stone by kyaru-chan reviews
A little death can change so much. Delightful, isn't it?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,370 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 3,122 - Follows: 618 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Harveste by kyaru-chan reviews
He's done it. He's just five years old, but he's finally done it. The Dursleys are gone. And now he's with a new family who seems just as twisted as he is. How strange.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,160 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 3,964 - Follows: 1,227 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Meteor Shower by poorasdirt reviews
I had thought when I closed that chapter in my life you went with it. Obviously I was wrong but don't worry, we'll see each other again, but not on happy terms. Sequel to Solar Eclipse, Full summary inside.
Crossover - X-Men: Evolution & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 78,741 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/3/2010 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Bella - Complete
The Thief of Hogwarts by bluminous8 reviews
Summary: AU Young Harry learns to steal as he is fed up from his deprivation of his wants and needs by his guardians. A Thief is born in Privet Drive.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 105,046 - Reviews: 3776 - Favs: 8,629 - Follows: 8,170 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Harry P.
Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 8529 - Favs: 17,968 - Follows: 7,369 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
claws by goth.girls.don't.die reviews
bella has a brother who she's never heard of, a life she has no memory of, and a power she wants no part of. When she goes to New York; who will win? the vampire or the gambit?
Crossover - X-Men & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 792 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 91 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Remy L./Gambit, Bella
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 8930 - Favs: 15,063 - Follows: 3,156 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Harry's Little Army of Psychos by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Oneshot from Ron’s POV. Ron tries to explain to the twins just how Harry made the Ministry of Magic make a new classification for magical creatures, and why the puffskeins were now considered the scariest magical creature of all time. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,308 - Reviews: 688 - Favs: 5,143 - Follows: 877 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Two's a Crowd: The Beginning by Writing Therapist reviews
What happens when Harry ends up in Gotham City and runs into it's most infamous criminal?
Crossover - Batman & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,289 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 1,839 - Follows: 848 - Updated: 12/5/2008 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts by Roozette reviews
Title is self-explanitory. With a Harry/Draco twist. I am bored.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 50,167 - Reviews: 1145 - Favs: 1,496 - Follows: 1,070 - Updated: 11/14/2008 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Harry P., Draco M.
Harry Potter and the Marriage Contracts by Clell65619 reviews
The War is Over, Harry has won. But at what cost? At odds with Dumbledore, estranged from the Weasleys, betrayed by Lupin, Harry tries to carry on for his 7th year. Harry/Daphne. There will be Humor, there will be Romance, also Drama and Angst.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 73,198 - Reviews: 2103 - Favs: 5,675 - Follows: 2,381 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Nobody Sees Me Wishing by solitaireclay07 reviews
Ivy Bennett was that girl eyeing Sirius Black during their Defense Against the Dark Arts exam. She didn't mean to do it - in fact, she doesn't even like Sirius in that way. She was glad that he never noticed her. Well, in a way...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 163 - Words: 167,364 - Reviews: 5650 - Favs: 1,425 - Follows: 501 - Updated: 9/9/2008 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
Agent Double O Hex by KafkaExMachina reviews
A "tragic" accident leaves young Harry in the care of a relative that nobody knew existed. It seems Lily Evans had an Uncle named Edmund Bond who had a son he called James.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,289 - Reviews: 824 - Favs: 2,014 - Follows: 2,489 - Updated: 3/7/2008 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Never Tickle a Sleeping Dragon by Hoppin Along reviews
My guess at how the Hogwarts motto came to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Salazar S., Godric G. - Complete
A Bad Week at the Wizengamot by DisobedienceWriter reviews
What would have happened if Harry had been convicted by the Wizengamot after defending himself from dementors before his fifth year at Hogwarts? Humorous! Followup stories on Sirius Black plus Cornelius Fudge's attempt at becoming a dark lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,251 - Reviews: 616 - Favs: 4,137 - Follows: 982 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Complete
Harry Potter and the rise of the Black Lord by poenix-child-mina reviews
Harry is getting ready for another year at Hogwarts. Hoping to change the terrible events of his fourth year he throws him self into the action.AU.The continue of HP and the power the dark lord knows not. Read that first!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,059 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 696 - Follows: 1,028 - Updated: 8/9/2007 - Published: 6/6/2006 - Harry P.
Browncoat, Green Eyes by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Firefly: :Harry Potter crossover Post Serenity. Two years have passed since the secret of the planet Miranda got broadcast across the whole 'verse in 2518. The crew of Serenity finally hires a new pilot, but he's a bit peculiar.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Firefly - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 298,538 - Reviews: 4279 - Favs: 6,807 - Follows: 1,912 - Updated: 11/12/2006 - Published: 3/23/2006 - Harry P., River - Complete
A Fox of Fire and Ice by DarkstarShadowrose reviews
Since he could recall, he had been able to control the ice and the water, he had been hated by everyone. When threatened he meets the demon within him and finds acceptance and powers never before known. What path will he choose and who will he find on it
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,390 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 449 - Updated: 9/7/2006 - Published: 3/6/2006 - Naruto U.
Why is Harry Smiling? by The-Caitiff reviews
Harry turns up to breakfast with a massive hangover and a silly grin. What happened and with who?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,543 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 670 - Follows: 127 - Published: 8/10/2006 - Complete
Fluffy The CatWhoMustNotBeNamed by The-Caitiff reviews
Harry recieves a birthday gift that is by far the most useful thing he ever had. May become a series of one shots not connected by plot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 177 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Harry P., OC
Gypsy Rhapsody by Cherry Jade reviews
Summary: Robin and Raven have to go undercover to catch a drug dealing rapist. Catch? Of course. Raven has to be an exotic dancer. RobRae For Val.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,999 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 8/8/2006 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Raven, Robin - Complete
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 10172 - Favs: 14,745 - Follows: 4,425 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Past Lives by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Hermione finds a spell to help Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,010 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 1,186 - Follows: 448 - Updated: 6/2/2006 - Published: 10/18/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Paint By Numbers by Wheezy1 reviews
Dark Harry. The war is over, the UK in shambles, as is Harry’s life. It’s time for vengeance against the people who started all his misery. Rated T for violence and torture. No sex, no romance, no language, no slash. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,477 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 600 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 5/12/2006 - Published: 5/9/2006 - Harry P., Vernon D. - Complete
Perfectly Abnormal by evansentranced reviews
Eight yearold Harry is ignored, treated as a servant, and generally detested by his so called family. Naturally, he's not about to take that lying down. Join Harry on his passive aggressive quest for revenge on a normal day in his perfectly abnormal world
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 1,574 - Follows: 316 - Published: 5/7/2006 - Harry P., Petunia D. - Complete
Neko No Jutsu by GoldenFyre reviews
A jutsu gone wrong lands Sasuke in Naruto's house,as a cat no less and in his new house, he finds himself learning that he never really knew Naruto at all. SasuNaru another Smart!Naruto fic
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 59,069 - Reviews: 1602 - Favs: 2,300 - Follows: 679 - Updated: 4/18/2006 - Published: 11/28/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Broken Wheels and Mended Fences by ReadingIsMyLife reviews
AUNonmagic Severus Snape is a well respected herbalist. Harry Potter is an abused, handicapped orphan. What happens when Severus opens his home to Harry? Not slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,569 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 11/25/2005 - Published: 10/13/2005 - Harry P., Severus S.
Shades Of Black: A Black Dawn by fireflashphoenix reviews
AU 20 year old Bellatrix can't have children. what happens when she accompanies the Dark Lord to the Potters on 31 oct 1981 and maternal feelings arrise. read and reveiw.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,004 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 9/6/2005 - Published: 4/19/2005 - Harry P., Bellatrix L.
My Little Snitch by Wench of Hogsmead reviews
Harry finds an orphaned kitten on Privit Drive, and takes her to Hogwarts. HarryLuna
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,989 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 7/14/2005 - Published: 7/7/2005 - Harry P., Luna L.
Jake, London Orphan by AshenWolf reviews
Alternate Reality. Slash. AU. Jake has been a street kid for as long as he could remember. But is he really just an orphan on the streets with his ‘brother’ Cody or does he have family out there? WereWolf Harry. Part of my Unfamiliar, Familiar Series.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,934 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 6/13/2005 - Published: 10/3/2004 - Harry P., Remus L.
A Different Reality by Constellations reviews
AU. Discarded by the Dursleys, Harry's life is completely changed when he is found and adopted by the most unlikely being imaginable.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,979 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 6/3/2005 - Published: 3/31/2004 - Harry P., Severus S.
Cheating Skills by bite the hand that feeds reviews
In the years since its invention, the Cheating Skills section of the Chuunin Exam had never changed. Hatake Kakashi has a secret weapon...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,668 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 695 - Follows: 89 - Published: 5/15/2005 - Kakashi H., Minato N. - Complete
Corkscrews by Devonny Rose reviews
COMPLETE! AU-fic: Harry was never raised by the Dursleys. Will it affect his future? Oh yeah.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 53,565 - Reviews: 629 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 9/19/2004 - Published: 3/31/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
Nevermore by Maab reviews
In the summer before third year, Harry runs away. What follows is the account of his life as a lost soul, outcast, thief and gang member of the notorious Wizard gang, the lost boys. Alternate Universe. (No Slash, new characters or main romance)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 45,225 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 8/25/2004 - Published: 1/25/2003 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Redemption by krtshadow reviews
COMPLETE! Harry Potter has spent six years in Azkaban. Now, Dumbledore, Black and Lupin are here to retrieve him, now certain of his innocence. Will they be too late to save Harry's sanity? And if so, what does this mean for the world? AU after year 4.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 100,077 - Reviews: 3787 - Favs: 6,759 - Follows: 1,465 - Updated: 2/12/2004 - Published: 8/16/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
The Next Ten Minutes by Goddess Blue reviews
HD slashy one-shot. 'The whole great hall was somber, as if someone had died. Or passed gas.'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,720 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 872 - Follows: 83 - Published: 8/14/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Acronyms by Razzabeth reviews
Short 'n sweet HP/DM. Hermione discovers a pattern in Harry and Draco's insults..
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 77 - Published: 5/7/2002 - Draco M., Harry P.