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Joined 06-17-07, id: 1303150
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Hi. I'm Alice. My age is none of your business. But, I will tell you that I am over 13. I'm really clumbsy, I almost hate attention, and I like to read.

note: I am a beta reader. If you dont know what that means, its a person who corrects your spelling and grammer errors in your story before you post the chapter/story. If you need a beta, don't hesitate to ask

My Favorite books are: Twilight/New Moon, Inkspell, Blood and Chocolate, Companions of the Night, and The Silver Kiss.

I don't have a favorite movie, if its funny, I might watch it.

My favorite band/singers are: Evanescence, Slipknot, Panic! At the Disco, Pantara, Metallica, and Disturbed.

You know you live in 2007 when...

1. You go to a party, sit down and take MySpace pics.

2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace.

4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.

7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.

8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.

9. You were too busy to notice number five.

10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.

11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.

12. Put this in your pro if you fell for it. You know you did.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Vampiress19, edwards-gurl123, Production of Punk , SmilinSmiles, vampricroses,

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Instead of doing it yourself, you like to copy. If that describes you, paste this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

92 percent of teens have moved on to rap, r'n'b, pop,or dance music, if you are one of the 8 percent that still listen to REAL music, copy this to your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a mirror, copy this into your profile.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. If you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your ass off, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

98 percent of the population has a myspace. If you're one of the 2 percent that isn't an emo bastard, copy and paste this in your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile

I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy

I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd

I have GREEN SKIN so I Must be a witch

I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a stupid ditz

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be a snob

I wear BLACK, so I MUST be gothic

~STOP STEREOTYPES! IF YOU HATE STEREOTPYES AND WANT THEM TO STOP, COPY THIS LIST INTO YOUR PROFILE AND ADD ANY MORE STEREOTYPES YOU'VE HEARD

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Singing wars of the Cullens by bloodsuckingpirates reviews
The girls of the family Esme, Rosalie, Alice, and Bella are going against the guys Carlisle, Emmett, Edward, and Jasper. in an all out singing war. rated T for later chapters
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,931 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 10/15/2009 - Published: 7/3/2007
Scared by Lon-Dubh reviews
AU. What if Bella's past was different, and she had a secret she had never told anyone before? How would she handle moving to Forks and meeting Edward? Will she have a happily ever after ending, or will her troubled past come back to haunt her?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 55,208 - Reviews: 1401 - Favs: 678 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 8/17/2007 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Spring Cleaning With The Cullens by thesunshinekid reviews
Exactly what kind of skeletons will Bella find in the Cullens' closets on the annual Spring Cleaning Day? Or, even worse, how far will the Cullens go to get rid of things?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,073 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 7/9/2007 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Complete
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Lucky Number Three reviews
Been it's three years since Bella has been changed. Now, Bella and the rest of the Cullens are faced with old fears and threats, as well as new ones.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,972 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/10/2007 - Published: 6/19/2007
Summer Daze reviews
Just another happy summer day with the Cullens. Bella is dragged along on a shopping trip with Alice. She might actually enjoy herself.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/7/2007