Author has written 4 stories for Discworld, Jhonen Vasquez, and Harry Potter.
I HAVE JELLYFIST! IT IS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER READ, ESPECIALLY THE WALKING PENIS WITH THE TOAST ON HIS FACE.
STATUS: Miserable bitch. As always. It never changes. I wake up a miserable bitch, I go to bed a miserable bitch. I'm not constantly going from giggly to hungover to random illedgible typo. What's wrong with you people? How old are you anyway?
STUFF THAT RULES:
White Stripes. Best Band EVER!!!!!!
Mindless Self Indulgence.
Invader Sideos. Cool.
Nickelback (just Rockstars though).
HIM (Ville Valo-cute!)
Robots in Disguise
PEOPLE THAT RULE:
Russell Brand (and his Booky Wook)
NOTES TO AMERICA:
The British aren't coming. Not now. Not ever.
We don't call America 'The States'. Never. Ever. WE. DO. NOT. DO. THAT. EVER.
We do not all sound like Hugh Grant.
SHUT THE HELL UP ABOUT J.K.ROWLING NOT TALKING ABOUT AMERICA ALL THE TIME. It's annoying.
WHAT IS THE DEAL WITH GETTING 150 HITS AND HAVING ONLY THE FIRST 3 ACTUALLY REVIEW? ARE THE SAME 3 PEOPLE READING IT OVER AND OVER AGAIN, OR WHAT?