Airport Monkey
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Joined 06-18-07, id: 1303344, Profile Updated: 12-13-07
Author has written 4 stories for Discworld, Jhonen Vasquez, and Harry Potter.

I HAVE JELLYFIST! IT IS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER READ, ESPECIALLY THE WALKING PENIS WITH THE TOAST ON HIS FACE.

This pic came from here. Doesn't it ROCK?????

ME: I am a girl, I'm 14, I have blonde hair with scarlet bits in it. I am sort-of perky goth. I like muffins. Not american muffins, English muffins. American muffins are cake. What's wrong with you? 'Muffins' as slang is the lamest thing in the universe. Except possibly getting eaten by a giraffe. That'd be pretty lame. I am on fire. I enjoy tennis. My shoes can talk. I own the Bad Art Collection. Tennis is crap. I like GIR. Family Guy is brilliant. Big Bird rapes pigeons. Michael Jackson ate Louis Theroux in a pie. Some of this is a lie.

STATUS: Miserable bitch. As always. It never changes. I wake up a miserable bitch, I go to bed a miserable bitch. I'm not constantly going from giggly to hungover to random illedgible typo. What's wrong with you people? How old are you anyway?

I LOVE this website.

It's awesome (I word I only say under dire circumstances).

STUFF THAT RULES:

White Stripes. Best Band EVER!!!!!!

Mindless Self Indulgence.

Invader Sideos. Cool.

Finger Eleven

Mighty Boosh

MCR

Nickelback (just Rockstars though).

HIM (Ville Valo-cute!)

Robots in Disguise

Jeffree Star

PEOPLE THAT RULE:

Noel Fielding

Russell Brand (and his Booky Wook)

Jhonen Vasquez

Steve Ressel

Paul Bettany

Stephen Fry

Hugh Laurie

NOTES TO AMERICA:

The British aren't coming. Not now. Not ever.

We don't call America 'The States'. Never. Ever. WE. DO. NOT. DO. THAT. EVER.

We do not all sound like Hugh Grant.

SHUT THE HELL UP ABOUT J.K.ROWLING NOT TALKING ABOUT AMERICA ALL THE TIME. It's annoying.

WHAT IS THE DEAL WITH GETTING 150 HITS AND HAVING ONLY THE FIRST 3 ACTUALLY REVIEW? ARE THE SAME 3 PEOPLE READING IT OVER AND OVER AGAIN, OR WHAT?

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Johnny's Mystical Time at Hogwarts by Nights In The City reviews
I stink at titles and summaries. Johnny gets a job offer that would ensure something for someone dear to him. No pairings yet. AU. Read and Review! This was originally in the Harry Potter section. JTHM crossover HP.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,905 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/14/2007 - Published: 6/8/2007 - Harry P., Johnny C.
Transitions by Nights In The City reviews
What happens when Dib snaps? Rated M for Gore. Crossover JtHM
Crossover - Invader Zim & Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 478 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/10/2007 - Dib - Complete
GIR Be Writin a SONG! by Gothalie reviews
GIR, in his spare time, decides to butcher the lyrics to Eminem's 'Just Lose It', and, I never thought I'd say this, poor Zim is the target of his newfound creativity.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,087 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 27 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Gir, Zim - Complete
Dib's Car Ride of DOOM by Squiggles.Candi reviews
A drabble concerning Dib, car ride, DOOM, and being ignored.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Dib - Complete
Good Luck Squee! by Squiggles.Candi reviews
Our young Todd's first night in the Crazy House. Was a oneshot, but a second chapter has been added due a reviewer who insisted it needed to have a second chapter. I realized that a proper ending was needed, which is now provided.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,608 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/3/2007 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Squee - Complete
Albus Severus Potter’s role in life by IP82 reviews
PostDH. ONESHOT. Why in the world would Harry name his son by a manipulative old coot and a sallowfaced greasyhaired bastard who got his jollies by wanking off at the image of his mum? Read to find out... OOC warning!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 665 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Mysterious Owls of Nny and Snape or MOONS by Nights In The City reviews
A sequel to Johnny's Mystical Night With Snape. A series of owls sent back and forth between the two. Cowritten by Gothalie. A side story of Johnny's Mystical Time at Hogwarts. Rated M for cursing and sexual reference.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,840 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Severus S. - Complete
THE TEN COMMANDMENTS OF FANFICTION by Sweety-Pie5445 reviews
A MUST READ. The FFF's consist of awesome Sam, PUNK'D Julia also known as Squiggles.Candi, and our dear Jessalynn. It gets better along and recomended to Indigogirl happy reading ::PD
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 224 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/21/2006 - Severus S., Lucius M. - Complete
Silly,sexy by MrsPunk reviews
Snape's smoking in his late teens while hanging out with Ann Grace.Warning:OC!Don't care if you don't review.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 230 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/20/2006 - Severus S., OC - Complete
VERY Strange Christmas by GuesssWho reviews
Hannibal Lecter’s take on Christmas. Only read this if you’re totally and utterly fed up with the holidays, at least as the corporations would have it–shopping for 5 months straight, and all that jazz.
Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,080 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/14/2006 - Complete
The Kind of Little Boy by Charlie Yubari reviews
The other children didn't often play with young Jonathan Teatime. Except on one occasion. Implied sexual situations.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 857 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/4/2006 - Complete
Welcome to Artemis's World! by hollybridgetpeppermint reviews
Drabbles of various types, some of which will involve Artemis getting sugarhigh! AH in some of the drabbles.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 1,961 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/28/2006 - Published: 9/1/2006
A Final Show of Trust by Kelly Tolkien reviews
Okay, I desperately needed to write a story with Silas and Fluff in it... This is what you get... I know I write a lot of these but please R&R. SilasSophie, but it's not silly I promise! :D
Robert Langdon series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,318 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/29/2006 - Complete
Silas's Hilarious Antics by Eric and Derek reviews
Well, this is rather mad, funny and freaky. It's coauthored, and very out of character. It is funny! please R and R! enjoy !Derek and Eric xxx The Title, is rather self explanatory so theres no need for a massive summary! heheh!
Robert Langdon series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,404 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/20/2006 - Published: 11/26/2005
Earthly Addictions by Sideos reviews
What do you turn to when you have nothing? Zim finds the answer in a needle. A tale of the iron grip of addictions and the deadly threat of drugs. Contains scenes of stuff that makes Conservatives cry so not for those of a weak disposition
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,774 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/9/2006 - Published: 3/24/2006 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Accidental Apocalypse by Sharap'n reviews
This is PG for slight violence. basically everyone dies. R&R. It's finished now, so groovers.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,621 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 9/26/2003 - Published: 9/5/2003 - Harry P., Voldemort
Moonlight Melodies by Darkpurpleflame reviews
Ginny Weasley must choose between Draco Malfoy, the Son of a Death Eater, and Damien "Pepito" Satan, the Son of the Devil. Crossover between HP and the Jhonen Vasquez comics. No prior knowledge needed on the Squee or JTHM comics to understand so go read.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,999 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/19/2002 - Published: 6/5/2002 - Ginny W., Draco M.
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Harry Potter and the Clash of the Subcultures reviews
OH MY GOD! Ron is a Goth. Can he and Harry not kill each other? Who knows? Who cares? YOU DO, KIND READER. YOU DO.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,458 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/18/2007 - Harry P., Ron W.
Squee And the Horrible Twisted List reviews
Our fave little scaredy psycho is so messed up, there just have to be some weird reasons!
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/18/2007 - Squee, Wobbly-Headed Bob
Harry Potter meets JTHM reviews
Harry is a moron, so I wrote this in a fit of rage after listen to my sis read it out loud for SEVEN HOURS STRAIGHT. It will be BLOODY! Go, Johnny, go!
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Angst/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 885 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Johnny C. - Complete
Teatime and the Past reviews
First fanfiction. Avoid at all costs.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,191 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Complete