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Joined 06-18-07, id: 1303455, Profile Updated: 05-07-17
Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter, Silent Hill, Serial Experiments Lain, and Batman Begins/Dark Knight.

I like writing crossovers that don't make much sense but (hopefully) end up being fun to read.

I'm publishing on AO3 more now because the formatting on this site kills me.

You can find me on tumblr here.

I also have a youtube here.

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Why can't I just take an army of summons and drown them in bodies? by Gensh reviews
The Chosen Undead has saved the world, defeated great evils, and most importantly, lost his virginity, but when all timelines begin to converge, it'll take everyone to keep some jerkoff Lords of Cinder from flushing it all down the toilet.
Dark Souls - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,472 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 5/6 - Published: 4/22/2016 - Gwyndolin, Priscilla, Artorias the Abysswalker, Shira
Crowfeather by VampireQueenAkasha reviews
They journey on the Hunt, seeking those who have strayed from their path, all the while seeking the "Bloody Crow". And now, a little nun is in their company, one with a fascination for an old Hunter like Eileen. Though she doesn't realize the demons the Hunter carries. - Eileen X Adella - M for reasons -
Bloodborne - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,840 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/31/2016 - Published: 4/24/2016 - Complete
Kos and Kosm by roisaber reviews
Excerpt from Micolash's research notes, Volume IV, pp. 427-432
Bloodborne - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,037 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/27/2015 - Kos/Kosm, Micolash - Complete
Wowbagger's Quest by DrMckay reviews
Join Wowbagger the Infinitely Prolonged, an immortal being who is thoroughly sick of immortality on his glorious quest to fight existential ennui by insulting the Multiverse, one sentient being at a time. Hitchhiker's Guide/Various Sci Fi and Fantasy.
Crossover - Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy & Halo - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,701 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/25/2015 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Master Chief/John-117
Policing Middle Earth by aotearoan reviews
Vimes is Ankh Morpork's Ambassador to Middle Earth. As might be expected from the man who hates kings and Destiny, Middle Earth makes Vimes angry. Will he punch Aragorn in the nose? Will he learn a few things? Tune in for the latest!
Crossover - Discworld & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,458 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 4/19/2014 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Sam Vimes, Aragorn
Old Soul by The Extreme Piercing reviews
More than once, Quelana wondered whether Nemeta was a trick played upon her by the Flames of Chaos, a beguiling, infuriating illusion that would lure her to oblivion. Femslash.
Dark Souls - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 48,594 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Quelaana of Izalith - Complete
Traces by Ayehli reviews
Inspired by the last line of the film. Short story told in alternating viewpoints. re-formatted in chapter form
Dark Crystal - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 4,030 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/18/2010
The End And What Follows by Schildkroete reviews
Story focusing on Vimes, Vetinari and Death. AnkhMorpork has been destroyed and the end of the world is near. Fortunately, some men are very interested in stopping that from happening. Unfortunately, they’re dead already.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,394 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/24/2009 - Published: 5/8/2005 - Complete
To Represent the Wizzards by aotearoan reviews
Discworld's Rincewind crashes into the Council of Elrond and Does Not Volunteer to join the Fellowship. One-shot. Lord of the Rings Discworld crossover. Honourable mention MEFA awards 2010 thanks people!
Crossover - Discworld & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,175 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Rincewind - Complete
Death In Twelve Acts by SilverInkblot reviews
Act VI: Target Practice - On the bright side, he didn't have to listen to Axel calling him 'The Peashooter' anymore. . .
Crossover - Discworld & Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/11/2009 - Published: 4/24/2009
Leporiphobia by Lauralot reviews
Anything can be terrifying. Even a rabbit.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,596 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/29/2009 - J. Crane - Complete
Those Lacking Spines by Organization VI reviews
Immune to a suspicious parasite by merit of their manly looks, Xaldin, Vexen and Lexaeus set out on a journey to save the rest of Organization XIII from the biggest nightmare of all: stupid fanfiction.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 111,474 - Reviews: 1906 - Favs: 2,317 - Follows: 633 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 4/20/2006 - Xaldin, Vexen - Complete
This Is How The Universe Ends by shewhoguards reviews
EXCUSE ME, he said, not impolitely. BUT YOU ARE HOLDING UP THE END OF THE UNIVERSE.
Crossover - Discworld & Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,993 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Complete
A Hero by Celebony reviews
Dudley begins to see his family in a different light. Warning: strong language and themes of child abuse. WINNER: Best One-Shot at Quibbler Awards
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,108 - Reviews: 1330 - Favs: 7,020 - Follows: 926 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
Hitchhiker's ABCs by Anakin McFly reviews
A is for Arthur, who's always drinking tea...
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/3/2006 - Complete
How it Should Always Be by The Smiling Shadow reviews
Arthur, Ford, Trillian, are all dead. Even that little girl he only met three times, Random was dead. Zaphod Beeblebrox was now truly alone. With holograms he makes a world to live in, where they're all alive just like it always should be.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,007 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/24/2005
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Think Blue Count Two
Set mid-show, drabble. Lain explores the Wired and feels as if she's being watched. As she searches for the source of her unease, she navigates through the data trails of her friends and family.
Serial Experiments Lain - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 854 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/6/2016 - Complete
Performative reviews
Maria is a walking, talking identity crisis. James is her audience of one. (Short fic exploring Maria's experiences in the main game.)
Silent Hill - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,994 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/28/2016 - James S., Maria, Eddie D., Laura - Complete
Just Blame the Thestrals reviews
While on their quest to save Sirius Black, the thestrals take a certain group of young wizards to a very corrupt city instead. The Order is concerned, the Death eaters are confused, and Gotham's best and worst are going to have a very interesting time. [caveat: old fic, kept up for posterity, unlikely to be updated.]
Crossover - Harry Potter & Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,290 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 11/27/2014 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Harry P., Joker