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Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter, and Batman Begins/Dark Knight.

"The sad truth is that the truth is sad."

"It seems that our situation has worsened so drastically that there is nothing left to do but TYPE IN ALL CAPS."

"I like graves...when I die, I want to be buried near one."

Um. Hello. It's absolutely fabulous to meet you, even if I'm not really talking to you right now.

I like writing crossovers that are slightly probable, references and allusions, and sesquipedalian loquaciousness.

Also, everything done on this page was done FOR SCIENCE!

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Policing Middle Earth by aotearoan reviews
Vimes is Ankh Morpork's Ambassador to Middle Earth. As might be expected from the man who hates kings and Destiny, Middle Earth makes Vimes angry. Will he punch Aragorn in the nose? Will he learn a few things? Tune in for the latest!
Crossover - Discworld & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,458 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 4/19 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Sam Vimes, Aragorn
Harry Mewter by Alex Ultra reviews
Harry decides he wants to try Animagi, and persuades Hermione to help... this changes them... a lot. Crossover, of sorts, with Pokemon. Mew!Harry. Not as stupid as it sounds.
Crossover - Pokémon & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 184,904 - Reviews: 1310 - Favs: 2,552 - Follows: 2,711 - Updated: 11/4/2013 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Mew, Harry P.
PotterStuck by prittymiddy reviews
When Voldemort gets tipped off about the troll kids by a certain demon dog, and he decides they need to be "dealt with", what will happen? Will a certain charismatic headmaster we all know and love come to the rescue? the more you review the faster youll get updates.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,097 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 9/28/2012 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Karkat V.
I Hold With Those Who Favor Fire by Flipspring reviews
In which Karkat, Terezi, and the ten other trolls land in the Harry Potter world and shenanigans ensue. /To complete a mission they cannot remember./ Currently on Hiatus.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 87,910 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Harry P., Karkat V.
0k by THE AMBASSADOR OF HUGS reviews
The TARDIS recieves a psychic distress signal older than the universe, and an order to lii2ten.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,492 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/31/2011 - 11th Doctor, Sollux C. - Complete
Wowbagger's Quest by DrMckay reviews
Join Wowbagger the Infinitely Prolonged, an immortal being who is thoroughly sick of immortality on his glorious quest to fight existential ennui by insulting the Multiverse, one sentient being at a time. Hitchhiker's Guide/Various Sci Fi and Fantasy.
Crossover - Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy & Halo - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,963 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Master Chief/John-117
You're a Wizard, Eri by Shuricel reviews
A last minute intervention by Doctor Scratch lands a troll in the kitchen of 12 Grimmauld Place.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,199 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 5/17/2011 - Published: 4/9/2011
Impromptu Affair by GreyLiliy reviews
Good partners are hard to find - but sometimes they just drop in unexpected. And Joker's going to keep hold, whether Scarecrow & Two-Face like it or not.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 57,579 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 3/22/2011 - Published: 9/26/2008 - J. Crane, Joker, Harvey D.
Traces by Ayehli reviews
Inspired by the last line of the film. Short story told in alternating viewpoints. re-formatted in chapter form
Dark Crystal - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 4,030 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/18/2010
One Depp Too Many: In the Underground by Daemon faerie queen reviews
Sequel to One Depp Too Far. Old friends are united again as they are stolen out of their homeworlds for an unknown purpose. Can an unusual pirate, a skittish constable and an eccentric chocolatier escape the Underground? No need to have seen Labyrinth.
Crossover - Labyrinth & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 37,585 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 4/26/2010 - Published: 7/11/2006 - Capt. Jack Sparrow
The Parallel Worlds Proof by amtrak12 reviews
aka Brilliant Collision - A familiar blue box lands in Leonard and Sheldon's living room. Why is it there? Are the Doctor and Donna now trapped forever in the wrong universe? - Epilogue now up!
Crossover - Doctor Who & Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,001 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 12/21/2009 - 10th Doctor - Complete
The End And What Follows by Schildkroete reviews
Story focusing on Vimes, Vetinari and Death. AnkhMorpork has been destroyed and the end of the world is near. Fortunately, some men are very interested in stopping that from happening. Unfortunately, they’re dead already.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,394 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/24/2009 - Published: 5/8/2005 - Complete
To Represent the Wizzards by aotearoan reviews
Discworld's Rincewind crashes into the Council of Elrond and Does Not Volunteer to join the Fellowship. One-shot. Lord of the Rings Discworld crossover. Honourable mention MEFA awards 2010 thanks people!
Crossover - Discworld & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,175 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Rincewind - Complete
Salvation in Damnation by Dreamscapes Symphonic reviews
Two months after the events of Children of Earth, Jack wanders the Earth in search of meaning. While in LA, he runs into kindred spirit.
Crossover - Torchwood & Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,837 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Jack H., Dr. Horrible/Billy - Complete
Last Chances by In The Beginning reviews
The door's locked; the nightmare's over. Or so Coraline thinks. But even villains can get one last chance... Five years after the movie. Slight CoralinexWybie
Coraline - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 28,278 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Wybie L., Other Wybie
La Belle Dame Sans Merci by Water-smurf reviews
If she thought that the horrors were over, Coraline was wrong. But this time, it's her own mind and actions that are dragging her down. The Beldam holds two people hostage, but it doesn't seem like she wants to sew the buttons anymore... WxC OWxC
Coraline - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,897 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Coraline J., Wybie L.
Silent Labyrinth by Nameless She reviews
A crossover between Silent Hill and Labyrinth. While searching for the birth certificate of one of her charges, Sarah finds herself drawn into Silent Hill. Friends and foes aren't what they seem. Will her time in the Labyrinth help her make it out alive?
Crossover - Labyrinth & Silent Hill - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,816 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Sarah
The Trickster God by Kyrial Halcoryn reviews
Never, ever trust cats. Especially if they're pink, psychic, happen to be called Mew and turn up in the TARDIS with an offer for you...
Crossover - Doctor Who & Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,073 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 5/8/2009 - 10th Doctor, Mew
Seriousness by Scribbler reviews
The problem with being Traverse Town’s first line of defence is that when worlds disappear and survivors arrive, people automatically expect you to deal with it. Leon gets into trouble dealing with the latest newcomer. KH/The Dark Knight crossover.
Crossover - Kingdom Hearts & Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 675 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Leon/Squall L., Joker - Complete
Death In Twelve Acts by SilverInkblot reviews
Act VI: Target Practice - On the bright side, he didn't have to listen to Axel calling him 'The Peashooter' anymore. . .
Crossover - Discworld & Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/11/2009 - Published: 4/24/2009
Nobodies? by Libido reviews
Fresh into the World That Never Was, Demyx is...Quite confused. “You have better respect me, before I, uh...Throw bubbles at you! Hii-yah!." Demyx POV
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,414 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/22/2009 - Published: 2/10/2007 - Demyx
Leporiphobia by Lauralot reviews
Anything can be terrifying. Even a rabbit.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,596 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/29/2009 - J. Crane - Complete
The Devil You Know by Lord Malachite reviews
Movie-verse. It's been a few years since Coraline escaped the clutches of the Beldam, and things have returned to what passes for normal. But a new mystery beckons, and Coraline is about to learn that whenever one door closes, another door opens...
Coraline - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,351 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/5/2009 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Coraline J., Beldam
Making It Stranger by ACleverName reviews
The Doctor arrives in Arkham Asylum while Jack Harkness meets Batman. Cardiff must brace itself for a visit from the Clown Prince of Crime. A Batman/Nolan!verse cross over with Doctor Who and Torchwood. Rated M for violence later on in the story.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 26,820 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/5/2008 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Jack H., Joker - Complete
Ultimate Faceoff by Kate Van Helsing reviews
Voldemort comes to Gotham to keep the Ministry off his scent. He decides that the Joker isn't all that he's cracked up to be and decides to take him out of the picture. Voldemort, we hardly knew ye...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,288 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 55 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Voldemort, Joker
Those Lacking Spines by Organization VI reviews
Immune to a suspicious parasite by merit of their manly looks, Xaldin, Vexen and Lexaeus set out on a journey to save the rest of Organization XIII from the biggest nightmare of all: stupid fanfiction.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 111,474 - Reviews: 1836 - Favs: 2,100 - Follows: 595 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 4/20/2006 - Xaldin, Vexen - Complete
Samara's only weakness by sg-1 reviews
You're not even a little bit curious...
Ring/Ringu - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 555 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Complete
Organization XIII Goes Disney? by rokusasu74 reviews
It's the classic family vacation: Disney World! But what will happen when eight members of Organization XIII hop in a van and turn the place upside down? From long car rides with Demyx to losing Roxas in the Magic Kingdom, it's all gonna go downhill...
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,517 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/7/2008 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Demyx, Roxas
This Is How The Universe Ends by shewhoguards reviews
EXCUSE ME, he said, not impolitely. BUT YOU ARE HOLDING UP THE END OF THE UNIVERSE.
Crossover - Discworld & Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,993 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Complete
A Hero by Celebony reviews
Dudley begins to see his family in a different light. Warning: strong language and themes of child abuse. WINNER: Best One-Shot at Quibbler Awards
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,108 - Reviews: 1074 - Favs: 4,526 - Follows: 427 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
Chuck vs the Alien by Notorious JMG reviews
A flash on a black Range Rover leads to an encounter with a group of people trying to lock up a real, live alien in the middle of Beverly Hills. Xover with TorchwoodDoctor Who.
Crossover - Torchwood & Chuck - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,759 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Jack H., Chuck B. - Complete
Red and Yellow by Alba Aulbath reviews
Saix, Marluxia, and Demyx are sent on a mission to a quiet place called Silent Hill.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,649 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/1/2007 - Published: 5/9/2007 - Saïx, Vexen
Hitchhiker's ABCs by Anakin McFly reviews
A is for Arthur, who's always drinking tea...
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/3/2006 - Complete
How it Should Always Be by The Smiling Shadow reviews
Arthur, Ford, Trillian, are all dead. Even that little girl he only met three times, Random was dead. Zaphod Beeblebrox was now truly alone. With holograms he makes a world to live in, where they're all alive just like it always should be.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,007 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/24/2005
An Unfortunate Recruitment Advertisement by Esther-Channah reviews
The Baudelaires encounter the Joker at a Second Cup Restaurant in Halifax. Crossover with Batman. Originally posted on the Batman board.
Crossover - Batman & Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,284 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/26/2004 - The Joker - Complete
Just Blame the Thestrals reviews
While on their quest to save Sirius Black, the thestrals take a certain group of young wizards to a very corrupt city instead. The Order is concerned, the Death eaters are confused, and Gotham's best and worst are going to have a very interesting time.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,434 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 1/17/2012 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Harry P., Joker