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Joined 06-18-07, id: 1303474, Profile Updated: 10-09-14
Author has written 3 stories for Ranma, and Teen Titans.

I am a 54 year-old, sometime professional writer newly come to the fascinating world of FanFic, late like everything else that is connected to the internet. The good news is that I am published and know at least marginally how to string words together. Better news is that my wife is an editor and can keep me on the gramatically straight and narrow. The bad news is that I am a non-fiction writer. To me plot development is when you build a house on the land you just bought, and what is this 'dialog' thing you make speech about? Help.

One commitment that I am making is trying to follow Heinlein's Second Rule of Writing: Finish what you write. I will do my level best to complete stories. This probably guarantees that my computer will explode and that I forget the letter 'P', but that's karma, neh?

Writing of which, I will attempt to avoid the use of Japanese in stories. While most readers may understand, I feel such usage to make a work less accessable. So Silver Crystal for Ginshouzo, elder sister for Onee-san, etc. The only exception to this is the use of Japanese honorifics. I have never been happy with the translations for -chan, -sama, and such, and so will use the Japanese instead the English translations..

I hope you enjoy these stories at least half as much as I did writing them. In which case, I am twice as happy as you.

STATUS

Fist of the Moon: Complete.

Am I Smart: Short Story. Complete.

Current Project: Darkness Returns: a Teen Titan/Ranma crossover. Editing chapters and releasing them every two weeks or so.

10/8/14 As you have no doubt noted and has been snippily brought to my attention, the two week schedule is no longer in effect. I had honestly forgotten I had written that. Given how I am struggling with this fic, I will be lucky if I update every 6 months.

Change 3/18/13 The goods news (at least to some) I am releasing the first chapter of Darkness Returns. The not so good news, my wife's professional duties prevent her from editing my copy, so be prepared for more errors.

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What Do You Want? by polenicus reviews
After the failed wedding attempt, Akane calls it quits. Now Nabiki is saddled with a morose Ranma. Rather than get caught in the crossfire between his other fiancees, she decides to try and help the pig-tailed martial artist figure out what HE wants (Purely to forestall mounting repair bills, of course). Maybe a weekend or 'normalcy' away from the craziness will help?
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 46,763 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 3/19 - Published: 1/18 - Ranma, Nabiki
Imperial Servant by TheWorldsTallestLeprechaun reviews
What exactly is wrong with Ranma Saotome's love life-BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh God, I wasn't gonna finish that with a straight face! But seriously, why are things so FUBAR regarding his romantic interests? Well...here's an idea...
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,854 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 2/25 - Published: 12/28/2016 - Ranma, Genma, Akane, Nabiki
Strained Harmony by Sunshine Temple reviews
Chapter 6a up. this is a story of Ranma and a new job she gets... it's not exactly a manly job but that's okay, it makes for a more convincing disguise. And over time Ranma comes to really love her new job... and her new ward.
Crossover - Ranma & Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 234,498 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 988 - Follows: 1,011 - Updated: 8/17/2016 - Published: 12/18/2006 - Hotaru T./Sailor Saturn, Setsuna M./Sailor Pluto, Ranma
Girl Days by Kenko reviews
People keep telling me to put this here. Well, all right. It's basically the often used 'Ranma has to be a girl for a while' plot... but, well, not that after all. Because I'm a humorist, I do it without angst. If you haven't seen it before... get rea
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 110,866 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 872 - Follows: 488 - Updated: 6/18/2016 - Published: 7/7/2001
Amy Potter is Batgirl! by Philosophize reviews
Amy "don't call me Amaryllis" Potter never went to Hogwarts, but the Goblet of Fire makes her a compelled competitor in the Triwizard Tournament. Will three years of tutelage by the Dynamic Duo see her through the treacherous tasks? Will being Batgirl help her beat the villainous Voldemort? And what's with that bewitching yet bothersome, bushy-haired bookworm? Tune in to find out!
Crossover - Batman & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 68,183 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 568 - Updated: 4/26/2016 - Published: 2/23/2016 - Bruce W./Batman, Richard G./Nightwing, Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Palimpsest by Larry Huss reviews
Hermione gets some of the answers early. She has trouble understanding what all the questions are.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 114,963 - Reviews: 854 - Favs: 1,380 - Follows: 1,717 - Updated: 1/31/2016 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Hermione G., Harry P.
Paging Dr Bell by zArkham reviews
The 15 year anniversary of Voldemort's defeat is near so Luna is writing the behind the scenes look at what the 'power He knew not' was all about. She turns to Dr. Bell, famous psychologist, for her unique view of the B-W-L. Year 1 onwards w/future perspective. Harry/Multi due to House needs.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 203,568 - Reviews: 812 - Favs: 1,002 - Follows: 1,284 - Updated: 8/19/2014 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Harry P., Katie B.
Fission by HomerNet reviews
When Ranma Saotome and Usagi Tsukino collide in the middle of their respective transformations, it leads to a whole slew of changes in the lives of both heroes. Ch. 8, Part 1 up
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 69,335 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 438 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 2/27/2006 - Ranma
L'Heritier de le Fay by n1ght3lf reviews
English story; girl!Harry. It had been four years since Malfoy had changed her... four years since the War had ended. It was time for her to come back.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24,957 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 138 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Harry P., Gabrielle D. - Complete
Different Colors by Ellen Kuhfeld reviews
Ranma and his Cat, Akane and her Mallet, come to terms with one another. Basically Ranma, with a dash of Tenchi and a dollop of Sailor Moon. Oh, and werebears. Werebears are very good teachers. Sleep in class at your own risk.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 100,858 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 11/28/2008 - Published: 1/27/2006 - Ranma, Akane - Complete
Dragon Lady of Macross by Calamity Cordite reviews
During one of the brief periods Ranma was attending school, the crash of the Visitor woke him up to the world outside of the art. After Jusenkyo, Ranma leaves Genma and must choose between his manhood and his dreams of space service. Complete
Crossover - Ranma & Robotech/Macross - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 165,762 - Reviews: 564 - Favs: 633 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 11/7/2005 - Published: 10/12/2005 - Ranma, Lisa/Misa - Complete
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Darkness Returns reviews
Nabiki Tendo was good with secrets, but her biggest secret was one even she didn't know about. This secret would lead her on a journey of days gone by and far shores.
Crossover - Ranma & Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 132,803 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 504 - Updated: 12/31/2015 - Published: 3/18/2013 - Ranma, Raven
Am I Smart? reviews
An AU examination of episode 49, in which Ranma suffers head trauma and believes himself to be a girl. Ranma imprints on a different girl as his "model".
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,316 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 668 - Follows: 199 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Ranma, Nabiki - Complete
Fist of the Moon reviews
BSSMRan 12 Xover. Ranma's life changes after Jusendo, mostly for the better, including an acceptance of the Curse. Life really throws him a curve when he aids the Sailor Senshi, only to be locked in girlform forever. But forever is a long time.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 147,076 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 732 - Follows: 421 - Updated: 6/12/2008 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Complete
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