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Author has written 1 story for Artemis Fowl.

lurker for the most part. does reviewing count as lurking? well it does for me.

if i find the courage to post, slap me, it's probably for the best. hopefully the force will be enough to screw my head on right.

i do have an ao3, but will post there never, so?? i guess if you want to read, it'll have to be my bookmarks. sorry. it's also got a more varied fandom sampling(?), because when artemis fowl came out i guess people are mostly on , so that's what this acc is for. tmi, but this is my bio so i can overshare as much as i want.

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Artemis Fowl and the Winter of Decay by Kioshima reviews
Post TAC. Following Artemis' recovery from Atlantis complex, Holly is abducted and held to ransom by a mysterious and utterly ruthless foe. While Artemis and the LEP work to save her, it quickly becomes clear that they have drastically underestimated their opponent. A/H. Rated "T" for violence/darker themes. More info inside. Complete.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 28 - Words: 126,746 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 6/7 - Published: 9/24/2016 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Forget Me Not by KellyCat77 reviews
When out on a mission, Holly gets taken by the one person she thought she would never see again. He doesn't remember anything, nor does he want to cooperate. But he was suppose to be gone forever...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 43 - Words: 74,703 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 6/2/2021 - Published: 8/26/2015 - [Holly S., Artemis F.]
The Magnetic North by Freekiellie reviews
He sometimes leans out his window, the blanket of thick night wrapped firmly around him with only the face of the moon to speak with. He makes conversation with the craters of her eyes, but she doesn't reply, his words lost on an evening breeze. He sometimes wonders if magic has interfered with his system, as the moon wordlessly beckons him out.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,925 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/18/2021 - Published: 3/21/2020 - Artemis F., Artemis F. Senior, OC
An Artemis Fowl Love Story by Lukas Turner reviews
Artemis Fowl, after coming back to life in a cloned body, reads over his old documents to try and get a sense of who he is. Suddenly, Holly bursts into his room with devastating news about Trouble. Can the two people, now lovers, find a way to get the corrupt Commander off their backs? What will become of their lives afterward? Rated M for smut.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,789 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/11/2021 - Published: 4/16/2019 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Second Chances by Time News Roman reviews
Artemis survives the Gate with a little luck and pain. However, so has Opal. In a sense. Her memory is gone and she inhabits the body of Nopal, the clone she created to escape the clinic all those years ago. As the two personalities begin to bleed into each other, can Artemis and Holly find any good in a soul like Opal's? (picks up at the end of TLG, includes A/H and Nopal fluff)
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 40,908 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 12/21/2020 - Published: 6/27/2020 - [Artemis F., Holly S.] Butler, Opal K.
Elucidate by amalspach reviews
He can't stop repeating it. "Holly, Holly, Holly." "Oh," she gasps aloud, so very quiet, but in her mind, she murmurs to herself with reddening cheeks, Oh. (Or, Holly gets a glimpse into her future as part of an LEPrecon experiment. She sees more than she imagined.)
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,210 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/15/2020 - [Artemis F., Holly S.] [Mulch D., Doodah D.] - Complete
Artemis Fowl: The Greatest Moment by Reckless150681 reviews
Opal Koboi has been defeated. The Great Techno-Crash has rankled the world, both above and below the surface. And...Artemis Fowl II is dead. Holly works with Foaly on Artemis' final plan, while Artemis himself fights to maintain his identity in his hardest battle to date. Rated K for some F-bombs. A/H. TLG-compliant, with liberties
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,440 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/27/2020 - Artemis F., Artemis F. Senior, Foaly, Holly S.
Noble Heart by Rocket Axxonu reviews
While Artemis's mind is still crippled with Atlantis Complex, an old enemy rises again. But this time she intends to entangle a master of deceit in a new deception that will turn the world against him. A/H
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 111,056 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 1/14/2020 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Blue Moon, Blue Eyes (Rewritten) by Aubrie1234 reviews
Werewolves aren't a race. They are a curse and claim another, named Artemis Fowl. The People don't tolerate werewolves, but Artemis doesn't want to die. He needs time to save himself, think of a cure, which he makes with a little help from some friends. But his curse wasn't just an accident, there's more of a plot behind it than anybody had first imagined. (Set between TAI and TEC)
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,950 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/1/2020 - Published: 4/13/2019 - [Artemis F., Holly S.] Butler, Orion F.
Fairy Bound by applesandbannas747 reviews
Artemis gets strange symptoms during a date, symptoms suspiciously like those he experienced when entering dwellings uninvited during his short time with stolen magic...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 50,765 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 43 - Published: 12/31/2019 - Artemis F., Holly S.
ParentTale by Radioactive-Turtlemeat reviews
After their sons birth, Frisk and Sans are determined to be the best parents there ever was. However, raising a skeleton could be more then they bargained for. Follow them as they battle potty training, evil closet monsters, and the diabolical PTA meetings. Fluff warning, so fluff, much fluff. Some swearing.
Undertale - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 73,721 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 11/9/2019 - Published: 4/12/2016 - [Frisk, Sans] - Complete
Finding Again by Andrew Smithers reviews
Something has happened to Artemis, and almost everybody believes him dead. However, Holly knows better. Will she find a way to rescue the man she loves? This is my first ever fanfic, so feel free to use constructive criticism. Set after Atlantis Complex/ beginning of TLG. Rated T for future possible violence. UPDATE Chapter 20: None of us wanted Commander Root dead, did we?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 43,585 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/15/2019 - Published: 11/29/2018 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
The Plan: An Artemis Fowl Fanfiction by Fluffy Nabs reviews
Post The Last Guardian (TLG): Artemis, now 18, has a plan to make loving Holly possible, and happily ever after a reality for both of them. Ongoing story - reviews are love!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 28,620 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 7/8/2019 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Rift by scians reviews
"The ninety-fourth reset. That's when he started to unravel—or at least, that was when you started noticing." You've never succumbed to genocide, but still reset in the hopes of saving Asriel . . . at the cost of losing Sans. When resetting time is no longer a factor and events don't go as planned, can you find a way to save everyone? TW: depression, suicide, self-harm, language
Undertale - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 67,469 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 6/29/2019 - Published: 5/18/2018 - Frisk, Sans, Flowey, Gaster
The Princess Tales by mutatedbunnies reviews
[Frisk x Sans] Frisk has been preparing to marry into the monster royal family since she was a child. Her only escape from her princess-ly duties is a computer game called UnderLook, a multiplayer team-based smash hit game with a cult following. Online, she made a friend. What would he think if he knew she was going to be a princess?
Undertale - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,385 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 4/27/2019 - Published: 11/6/2018 - [Frisk, Sans] Asriel, Chara
The Best Promise by idolR21 reviews
Sans never cared for anything except Papyrus and science. When he meets Frisk, the seventh human to fall underground, he begins to shed his aloof mask and realizes how much Frisk has to teach him about hope and love. [COMPLETE]
Undertale - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 36 - Words: 59,947 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 2/28/2019 - Published: 1/10/2019 - [Frisk, Sans] - Complete
The Sixth Commandment by LostAndLonging reviews
Kill or be killed. For five months, that is the life Frisk has lived. Underfell is harsh and cruel and rips even the smallest bit of color to pieces. Reset after reset, life after life, she's struggled through a world that only wants her dead. When she finally gives up, she finds herself back at the beginning once more. Except...why doesn't Sans want her dead anymore?
Undertale - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,184 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 8/23/2018 - Published: 12/23/2017 - [Sans, Frisk] OC, Chara
A Lifetime of Love by SheeWolf85 reviews
A series of oneshots detailing how Sans and Frisk meet as children, grow up together, and eventually fall in love. Monsters were never trapped. Also contains some Grillster and some Papyton. A whole lotta fluff all around, really. Rated T to be safe; some minor language and adult themes.
Undertale - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,635 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/19/2018 - Published: 1/31/2018 - [Frisk, Sans] [Gaster, Grillby] - Complete
Clouds in my Coffee by Forever Day reviews
He was a boy. She was a girl. Can I make it any more obvious? / Holly Short is an overworked, underpaid barista at Root's hipster coffee shop. Artemis Fowl the Second is a reluctant student in search of "proper" coffee. Cue the Coffee Shop AU.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,965 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 32 - Published: 12/27/2016 - [Artemis F., Holly S.] Butler, Trouble K. - Complete
Road to Recovery by Snakequeen-in-Norway reviews
Pre-TLG/Non-TLG compliant. Basically me obsessing over TAC & wanting to know what happens as Arty recovers, so this is my take on it. Picks up right after the last scene of TAC. I'm a sap & a drama queen but there is a plot. T as of Chap 14. Eventual A/H, but the romance really isn't the main focus, hence it not being 1 of the genres. Cover art courtesy of ArtyDanna on deviantart.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 53 - Words: 142,299 - Reviews: 1915 - Favs: 726 - Follows: 645 - Updated: 6/3/2015 - Published: 8/6/2010 - [Artemis F., Holly S.] - Complete
Hello Holly by Bella Inima reviews
Artemis has returned from the grave about 2 weeks, so why does he feel the need to return? One shot Post TLG. Re-uploaded because I don't know how to computer.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 555 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/19/2015 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
There, Inside Your Mind by violent darlings reviews
Artemis is a deformed genius living beneath the Paris Opera House. Holly is the elf he kidnaps to be his forever, but the LEP won't let them be so easily… Crossover with the Phantom of the Opera.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 44,201 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 4/7/2014 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Artemis F., Holly S.
An Unexpected Turn of Events by Kaori Kisaragi reviews
Back by popular demand! Artemis's feelings for Holly are exposed in his bold actions. How will Holly respond, and what will become of their future? Is it possible for a human to be with a fairy? Rated M for serious lemons.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 194,684 - Reviews: 1083 - Favs: 1,227 - Follows: 632 - Updated: 5/27/2012 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Artemis Fowl: The Book of Ages by GMontag reviews
Artemis and Holly have accidentally created a time paradox, changing the events of the last eight years. Now the two are thrown into a bleak world where Haven has fallen, and inter-species war has begun. Who can they trust? What can they save? A/H
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 45 - Words: 171,623 - Reviews: 1286 - Favs: 892 - Follows: 474 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Disappointment by HowObjectionable reviews
In which the life of the elder von Karma daughter is explored.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 48,142 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/14/2010 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Franziska vK., Miles E. - Complete
Irritation by Lexical Item reviews
The psychiatrist spoke. "You might as well help yourself to a book, as it is your time that we're wasting." "You don't consider this a waste of your time?" Artemis enquired. "Oh no," the psychiatrist replied offhand. "I'm getting paid."
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,855 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 706 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 10/12/2010 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Artemis F. - Complete
After by wolfraven80 reviews
AxH In so many stories, the curtain falls after the first kiss, the first touch, the first night together. But what happens in all the days... after?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 33,145 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 4/1/2010 - [Artemis F., Holly S.] - Complete
The Powers Arcane by fiercejinx reviews
On the anniversary of the day of his father's disappearance with the Fowl Star, 7 years after the incident, Artemis contemplates.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,255 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Artemis F. - Complete
Why One Must Not Attempt To Analyze A Child Genius by fiercejinx reviews
"Artemis Fowl had retired half a dozen counselors from St. Barleby's already this year." Here's how. Six chapters, one for each psychologist losin' it.'
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,547 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 1,719 - Follows: 404 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Artemis F. - Complete
The C Word by fiercejinx reviews
Why Artemis was so keen on GETTING RID OF those psychologists. Butler really should have known better.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 878 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 79 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Artemis F. - Complete
In The Closet by Lli reviews
Just think of all the things one can keep in closets: brooms, boots, skeletons, sexualities, dirty clothes, the possibilities are endless, really... This is me jumping on the drabble-wagon.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 100 - Words: 33,357 - Reviews: 718 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 10/10/2009 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Complete
Seen In A Certain Light by Lli reviews
After an extraordinary event, can one return to an ordinary life? Holly, at least, is determined to try. And, needless to say, everyone pitches in to help - regardless of whether or not she wants them to.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 114,699 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Degrees of Poison by Fire Tears reviews
Being friends with Artemis, Foaly had said, would be like being friends with a viper. It was not an inapt analogy. After the events of 'The Time Paradox', Holly and Artemis have a discussion.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,381 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 88 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Oh, Holly, Holly, Holly, Holly by The Creatress reviews
Very short one-shot. Humour/humour. Post TTP. Artemis invites Holly to the manor for a game of chess and soon finds it hard to concentrate. Needless to say, his elf-kissing days are far from over...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 396 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Artemis Fowl: The Aztec Incident by AgiVega reviews
26-year-old Artemis Fowl gets the greatest surprise of his life when Commander Holly Short pays him a visit, pleading for his help. They need to team up to save their son, whose existence Artemis has been unaware of...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 154,217 - Reviews: 1600 - Favs: 1,050 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 2/16/2005 - Published: 9/13/2004 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Artemis Fowl and the Hostage Situations by Lessa3 reviews
After EC. Artemis's mind has been wiped. He has no recollection of the things he has done to the fairies. But then he receives a mysterious package in the mail-a copy of a Booke. And the circle starts again...More revised chaps uploaded. (I'm not dead)
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 67,398 - Reviews: 714 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 11/3/2003 - Published: 7/26/2003
Slander reviews
Artemis watches a movie on the long haul to Mars.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/23/2020 - Artemis F., Butler