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Joined 06-18-07, id: 1303651, Profile Updated: 04-28-09
Author has written 6 stories for Final Fantasy VII, NCIS, Naruto, and True Blood.

chelsea: 'OMG, KAKASHI IS POTENTIALLY DEAD!?'
me: 'yeah, things aren't looking up once you start chilling with your dead dad. DD:'

i have the best zombie plan ever.
in the history of zombie plans.
i'm not kidding.

office depot + costco + viagra.

don't get it?
good.

not anyone:

"CUT IT, INO, CUT IT! CUT IT!"

"NO."

"SHE SAID IT LOOKED JUST LIKE HIS. HOMEWRECKER COMPLIMENTED MY HAIR! IT HAS TO GO!"

"Why do I have to be the one to do it? We can get it done down at Platinum for half price."

"Because you love me like thirteen year olds love Edward Cullen?"

"Touche."

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Marrow by DeGlace reviews
Kimimaro x Sakura. Because some things you feel in your bones.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 90,839 - Reviews: 1704 - Favs: 1,777 - Follows: 1,522 - Updated: 7/16 - Published: 7/16/2006 - [Kimimaro K., Sakura H.]
Cold Decency by cdoensfuChi reviews
Vincent finds himself joining Avalanche and attracting the attention of none other than Yuffie.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,010 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 7/25/2013 - Published: 9/23/2004 - Vincent V., Yuffie K.
Could do Without by bleueyz reviews
Yuffie contemplates what she could do without. And ends up trying to convince herself Vincent is one of them. Yuffentine. After DoC.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 98 - Words: 56,493 - Reviews: 1873 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 9/29/2006 - Yuffie K., Vincent V. - Complete
Pendulous Threads by lightningandgrace reviews
Four years ago, Sakura was abandoned by her team. They're back and the innocent girl they left behind now bares the jaded smile of an elite. Though Naruto, Sasuke and Kakashi come baring smiles, for Sakura, they remind her of a painful past that never should have been. Teams old and new collide in friendship, rivalry and the tenuous bonds of Shinobi. Can things ever be the same?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,376 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 604 - Updated: 9/6/2011 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Sakura H., Shikamaru N.
NaruBook by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
CRACK. Facebook is addictive, even to ninja. Uchiha Sasuke is annoyed, Uchiha Karin is sad, and Uzumaki Naruto and Haruno Sakura are now engaged. Confused? The MiniFeed has all the answers.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 1,056 - Follows: 101 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
a im by definition danger reviews
/sasusaku/AU/ - In life, there are no such things as clean breaks. Everything is the way your leather shoes slap the slick iced asphalt during winter; the way fine wine tastes drunk out of cheap 70 cent plastic cups; the way knives feel in cotton pockets.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,326 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
In Your Hands by S. Lullaby reviews
Fired from yet another job & on the run, talented artist Deidara hardly expected the solution to his problems to come from an absolute stranger, a blind violinist at that! [AU][DeiSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,235 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/12/2008 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Deidara, Sakura H.
Another First Time by nostalgic-maiden reviews
.:COMPLETE:. All Sakura ever wanted was to settle down happily with him. But as that dream crashes and burns, a new dream begins to take flight with someone she had never expected. .:Sakura x Sai:.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,444 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 2/11/2008 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Sakura H., Sai - Complete
25 KakaSaku Moments by hikomokushi reviews
25 drabble prompts, written using the prompts from the kakasakudrabble community on livejournal. Various themes, ratings and situations. KakashixSakura Disclaimer: Written strictly for entertainment. I do not own Naruto, nor the characters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 29,540 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 12/14/2007 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Hazardous Missions 101 by Cella N reviews
“I’m going to hell.” “Now, Sakura, becoming a teacher won’t get you in hell.” SAKURA. CHILDREN. On teaching, slices of life, children, learning, bitchfights, useless missions, more children, clones, campfires, girl troubles, and lots of ninjas.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,723 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 11/14/2007 - Published: 6/11/2007 - Sakura H.
In A Whole New Way by WritinginCT reviews
Interesting things can happen when you start seeing someone in a whole new way. AbbyTony Written for the NFA “The Playboy, The Goth & The Geek” Challenge.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,390 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 11/8/2007 - Published: 10/5/2007 - Abby S., Tony D.
Emotive by TouchofPixieDust reviews
Sai studies Sakura to contemplate the meaning of 'emotional'.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,305 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Sai, Sakura H. - Complete
Urgency by Incognito Temptation reviews
There's something about the way that Anko watches Sakura. The way she follows her, but doesn't follow. [Team Seven drabble, mainly Sakura. Anko's perspective.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 616 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Anko M., Sakura H. - Complete
Fitting by moodiful819 reviews
For a man who believed in brevity, his journey and his end were fitting. [Deidara drabble. Implied pairing.]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 224 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Queen of Spades by The Walker of Dreams reviews
She's the kind of girl of comes to poker with her pockets stuffed with kings and aces, despite being brilliant at poker. She is unlike anyone Vincent had ever known. And she is his to keep. Yuffie/Vincent. AU. One-Shot.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,013 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/13/2007 - Yuffie K., Vincent V. - Complete
Redhead Hysteria by GabrielleduVent reviews
Reno has a hystery attack after he visits a certain fanfiction site. Why is that? How will his coworkers react? Complete silliness. Some sexual contents and expletives. Oneshot. R&R!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Reno - Complete
Sight To See by TheEbonyRaven reviews
UNDER RECONSTRUCTION! Impulsive behaviour, interruptions, alcohol and the 'L' word. Sounds like a fun cocktail for an Avalanche gathering. Yuffentine. Slightly Fluffy Rated T for a few suggestive thoughts
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,209 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/27/2007 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Yuffie K., Vincent V.
The Life of Bert? by SharkySheep reviews
Oneshot. ALL rooms have eyes... so whats Bert's view on things that happen in Abby's Lab?
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Abby S., Tony D. - Complete
Cipher by Incognito Temptation reviews
A cipher is a person of no influence, nonentity. Sai is nothing. He is not Sasuke. [SaiSaku, SasuSaku TWOSHOT]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,200 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/26/2007 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Sakura H., Sai
Oxymoron by Kit-Quicksand reviews
No matter how hard she distracts herself, she can always hear them upstairs.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,284 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/23/2007 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Yuffie K., Vincent V.
Death by Kate by x-kate17-x reviews
Tony goes to Abby for help because he thinks Kate is trying to kill him.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/18/2007 - Tony D., Abby S. - Complete
Metamorphosis by MitsukiShiroi reviews
[ItaSaku] When Sakura embarks on a search for Sasuke, she is taken hostage by the Akatsuki. Now, she can't deny that the gravitation is pulling her, and the brother of the love of her life together.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 53,178 - Reviews: 860 - Favs: 1,122 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 6/5/2007 - Published: 10/25/2005 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Evolution by MitsukiShiroi reviews
[ItaSaku][Sequel to Metamorphosis] Sakura has escaped towards Sound, towards her final goal Sasuke. Will she be stopped before she reaches him? Or will her feelings for Itachi bring her back to him?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 49,953 - Reviews: 1115 - Favs: 802 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 6/5/2007 - Published: 1/16/2006 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Never ending night by Marilena reviews
Yuffie, Vincent, and their Goodbye.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,471 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/15/2007 - Vincent V., Yuffie K. - Complete
comfort meN by El Burrito reviews
People find comfort in ritual. Yuffie had never understood it, before he started coming and taking from her, until she had nothing, and everything, left.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,121 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Published: 5/11/2007 - Yuffie K., Reno - Complete
A Finely Tuned Piece by Sephulbadis reviews
Cloud's motorcycle and a nameless ShinRa chopper meet in the middle of nowhere as their respective pilots also meet in the middle of nowhere. Can a sturdy hardriding machine meet the erotic demands of an anonymous, exquisitely engineered stranger? Oh yes.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,995 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/28/2007 - Cloud S., Tseng - Complete
Bricolage by Sienna03 reviews
[OneShot]TifaYuffie friendship drabble. Sometimes squinting too hard at halo just makes it seem that much brighter.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/20/2006 - Tifa L., Yuffie K. - Complete
Hardscrabble by Sienna03 reviews
[OneShot] Cloti angst. No matter which way he kisses her, she can still taste the flower girl on his lips.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/24/2006 - Cloud S., Tifa L. - Complete
Swings by taggerung0254 reviews
A oneshot Yuffentine. Just a small amount of fluff at the end. Not sure what made me write this, but hey, it's here and not floating in my head making me nuts. I want a 'fluff' genre, don't you guys?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Yuffie K., Vincent V. - Complete
Sand Blossoms by PetitDejeuner reviews
Why was she so kind to him, when others turned in fear? Why did she speak to him, when others were as silent as the grave? Why was he even watching her now? GaaraSakura oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,689 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Boxed In Birthday by Pen Against Sword reviews
In which Yuffie screeches, Vincent sighs a lot, Cid does drugs, Cait Sith stocks on blackmail, Cloud plays solitaire, smalltalk is made, soup is feared, and Yuffie and Vincent are stuck in the dark.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,262 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/12/2006 - Complete
Growth by Enkida reviews
A story set 5 years after the end of FF7, centering around Yuffie, Vincent and Nanaki, and their adventures in the Northern Crater. Slight YxV. COMPLETE
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 48,991 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/18/2005 - Published: 12/31/2004 - Yuffie K., Vincent V., Red XIII - Complete
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good night, tiny humans reviews
sookie wonders. bill protects. sophie anne doesn't know. eric wants to forget. godric prays. tara hopes.
True Blood - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,615 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Eric N., Sookie S. - Complete
not anyone reviews
Your hair is so pretty, Sakura. So like your fathers." Why couldn't he have gotten a car for his midlife crisis like a normal man?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,186 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Sakura H., Ino Y.
sacrificial rights reviews
tell me about your wings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,945 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
start static reviews
All she was supposed to do was watch the son of a millionaire software programer who was kidnaped. “So, how was school today?” “It went very well, until someone threw a boob at me.”
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 422 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
A Rose For Kate reviews
A lesson in goodbyes.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 627 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Kate T.
Computers reviews
Stupid Microsoft Sam. Stupid Laptop. Stupid Vinnie.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 410 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/4/2007 - Vincent V., Yuffie K. - Complete