Emerald Cranberry Juice
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Joined 06-18-07, id: 1303934, Profile Updated: 03-19-12
Author has written 10 stories for Dawson's Creek, Harry Potter, Degrassi, and Merlin.

Hi, I'm Emerald Cranberry Juice. Call me ECJ.

Few random facts about me:

1. I have no idea what I want to do with my life.

2. But I love writing.

3. And I love Fanfiction.

4. I hear music in my head, I have followed where it led, and was graced with a taste of the beauty underneath.

5. The Phantom of the Opera is NOT A CREEP.

6. My writing Muse has an awful temper and will not give me substantial inspiration unless she is satisfied with chocolate and orange/cranberry juice.

7. I hate the cliche.

8. I have never been in love. I've fallen hard, especially for this certain guy. We were perfect.

9. Thus why I rarely pair couple together immediately.

10. I love my critics. Please be mean and tear my stuff apart.

I am a hopeless romantic that cries at movies, falls to pieces under stress, and a dreamer.

You may say that I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one. I hope someday you will join us and the world will live as one.

You're supposed to bold the Ones That You Are:

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I don't LISTEN to what people think about me, so I MUST think I'm better than everyone.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm into my APPEARANCE, so I MUST be an extremely girly-girl
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I’m into ROCK so I MUST be emo.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm into FOOTBALL, so I MUST be a TOMBOY.
I'm into CLOTHS and SHOES, so I MUST be a rich girl.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either, a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and/or COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I like to TEXT instead of TALK on the phone, so I MUST have no social life.


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What's in a House? by ImSuperSiriusGuys reviews
If Harry Potter sat by Draco Malfoy on the Hogwarts Express in 1991 and got sorted into Slytherin House. Series-length story, going from 1991-1998. Who you share your Chocolate Frogs with makes a world of a difference. Hogwarts era. (Solo-written by cathartic.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 80,220 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 1,154 - Follows: 1,324 - Updated: 10/30/2014 - Published: 10/30/2013 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Lucky Cat by Authoressinhiding reviews
Sara Gilley walked into the Lucky Cat cafe looking for lunch and a new job. Instead, she found elves, irresistible food, and more adventure than she ever expected. Warning: cracky, multi-genre cross-over involving Supernatural, PotC, and Buffy.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 73,545 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 2/10/2012 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Legolas, Haldir, Elrohir, Elladan - Complete
What Should Have Been by Pop-Culture-Princess90 reviews
An Eli and Clare story of what should have happened with the IM scene, in Better Off. May be a one shot or I may continue depending on reviews.
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,756 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 12/18/2011 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Clare E., Eli G.
Stranger Among Friends by Garnet-Princess reviews
There's a new lady at court. Nobody knows her name. And of course, Neal has made it his responsability to fall for her...
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,320 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 11/16/2011 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Nealan, Keladry
Beside Me by Nyxelestia reviews
X-Men AU: For many downtrodden mutants, rejected throughout a lifetime of unwelcome blood dictating their lives, Camelot Academy is not just a school - it's a home. But something dark is brewing, and Camelot is no longer as safe as it appears.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,264 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 9/6/2011 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Arthur, Merlin
The Taming Of The Prat by shadowglove reviews
SLASH. AU. When Merlin has Uther's son hoisted onto him in an effort to 'straighten Arthur out', Merlin's world is turned upside down by the blonde arse, who makes him confused one minute, want to kill him the next, and reluctantly aroused the next...
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,104 - Reviews: 1010 - Favs: 1,280 - Follows: 1,638 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Merlin, Arthur
to the world that never let you be by Imperial Mint reviews
When Arthur notices the scars on Merlin, he sets off to find out why a servant of all people has such marks and discovers that Merlin might not be all that he seems. Arthur/Merlin
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 57,694 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 1,571 - Follows: 592 - Updated: 5/26/2011 - Published: 4/6/2011 - [Arthur, Merlin] - Complete
Call it 'Destiny' by mrsgeorgeweasley48 reviews
Modern AU. Merlin is roped into doing a talk show with none-other than Arthur Pendragon, son of famous businessman Uther. Of course, they despise each other and argue non-stop until they realise that they're just a little bit in love with each other.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 28,579 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
The Lover by SixWS reviews
Clare Edwards made sure her best friend Elijah would never forget their prom night. "I can never see myself doing this with anyone else but you." "You swear?" "I swear"
Degrassi - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,534 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/21/2011 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Clare E., Eli G. - Complete
something magical by Maristela Freesia reviews
"You know, I almost died tonight." They dance the night away.
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,205 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Jerome C., Mara J. - Complete
Learn to be Lonely by SwissSushi Fangirl reviews
*REVISED* The Scouts forget who the Moon Princess is after the battle with Galaxia. Will Sailor Moon keep the secret on who the Princess is or will she say who it is?
Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,684 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/24/2011 - Published: 1/30/2010 - Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon, K. Seiya/Sailor Star Fighter
Letters by Galadriell reviews
Harry inadvertently becomes penpals with Draco. Here are the letters! Harry/Draco slash. Chapter 17 contains the full story: edited, updated and with more letters. So read that instead of the first 16 chapters! COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 51,056 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 956 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Ripple In Reality by shadowglove reviews
PreSlash. When a spell gone wrong sends Zedd and Richard to Camelot, Merlin finds & helps them. As Merlin's supposed childhood friend, Richard gains the love of everyone but Prince Arthur Pendragon, who might be a little jealous of him with Merlin.
Crossover - Merlin & Legend of the Seeker - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,868 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Merlin, Richard Cypher R. - Complete
The Piano by fishwrites reviews
Merlin is a mute pianist,sent away from London to fufill an arranged marriage.He arrives in New Zealand,where one Stewart Valiant now owns all he possessed.When Valiant sells Merlin's beloved piano to Arthur Pendragon,Merlin is forced to make a choice.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 45,056 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 10/9/2010 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
To Kiss a Fool by Fred-Weasley-Isn't-Dead reviews
Whenever Tonks' nose itched, her father would tell her that she would either get into a fight or kiss a fool. Tonks just rolled her eyes at the superstition. But does it hold any truth? Tonks thinks it does.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,244 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/19/2010 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
Pieces of Us by dentedsky reviews
Wherein Morgana Hires Merlin to Pretend to be Her Boyfriend So Arthur Doesn't Find Out She's a Big, Big Slutty Person. Um. But it's Merlin/Arthur slash, comedy, modern!AU.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,283 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/19/2010 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Revenge is a Dish Best Served Gay by LostInCamelot reviews
In which, Arthur pretends to be gay, Merlin is crowned Fairy King and both are in way over their heads. Also full of revenge, projectile Fruit Loops, scary pink dorm rooms, glitter pens, pillow fights and a whole lot of very confused people.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,126 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Merlin, Arthur
Why Draco Should Not Be Using Tampons by Padfoot the Marauder reviews
Draco and Hermione, like all newly appointed Head Boys and –Girls before them, are assigned to switch bodies for the first week of term to ensure a prosperous collaboration between them in the future. HGDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,268 - Reviews: 1330 - Favs: 3,463 - Follows: 677 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 6/27/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Slow Like Honey by plurabelle reviews
David Cook Fic: A night lurking on a message board, leads to more than he anticipated. Mature Content to come.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,105 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/28/2008
Fade Me Away by The Puce Olive reviews
I gritted my teeth as his belt made contact with my skin. Tears made salty trails down my cheeks. “You filthy, vile being!” he roared. You’ve never seen Victoria like this.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,376 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/8/2008 - Published: 9/22/2007
The Forks Fairy Tale Collection by Appy4la reviews
Everyone mentioned in Twilight and some from New Moon get sucked into various fairy tales. 'Nuff said.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,191 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 6/26/2008 - Published: 9/22/2006
Phantom of the Opera:American Idol Style by Janxspirit reviews
The POTO cast is taken away to sing for American Idol! And show their 'interesting' skills... Back after a 2 year hiatus!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,547 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/26/2008 - Published: 3/29/2006
The Tragic Aftermath of Tug a War by The Puce Olive reviews
Really Edward, it’s not that bad. Yes, it is! Okay you’re right. Poor Edward. Somewhat OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 874 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/7/2007 - Complete
Frozen Hearts by CourageToStandAlone reviews
ON HIATUS! Hermione feels as though she's lost her friends and is alone. Cedric suffers from unanswered questions and surviving the TriWizard Tournament. Together can they bring light into each other's lives or will they fall to pieces.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,221 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/2/2007 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Hermione G., Cedric D.
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Barely Even Friends reviews
Arthur tries to steal Merlin's seat and Merlin can't believe that he's stuck with such an ass for his lab partner.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,196 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/1/2014 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Death of a Romantic reviews
Sometimes life doesn't go the way you plan. Slash. Rated T for language.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,867 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Uncharted reviews
Sometimes the last person you expect breaks you from the monotony of ordinary and makes life extraordinary. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,509 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/23/2012 - Harry P., Draco M.
Skating to His Heart reviews
Merlin meets a complete prat at a skating rink, who just happens to be perfect. *ONESHOT* Slash/homophobic/language
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,078 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Call Me Imogen Moreno reviews
A day in the life of Imogen. AN: I do not own Degrassi
Degrassi - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 916 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Imogen M. - Complete
How To Escape Hogwarts For Dummies reviews
Elena Bowman doesn't want to go to Hogwarts, thank you very much. She likes her life as a Muggle. And no one, not even super-mega-foxy-awesome-hot Scorpious Malfoy, will stop her from breaking out.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,270 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/13/2011 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Scorpius M.
The Thief reviews
Love sucks, no need to deny it. But death has a sick sense of humor, especially when one becomes a guardian angel to their ex's girlfriend.
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,930 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Eli G.
We Are All Innocent reviews
With Mother gone, Albus said that he had to care for Abe and I. I just wish that he realized that we could care for ourselves without him. But he didn't see on how much of a mistake it was bringing Gellert here.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,013 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Ariana D. - Complete
Those Never Said Words reviews
I wish I had told him how I had felt. I now regret it more than anything. All I can do now is to just move on.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,813 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/30/2008 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Hermione G., Cedric D. - Complete
A Difficult Choice reviews
All I've ever wanted laid two feet away, would I risk everything to take it?
Dawson's Creek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,101 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/12/2007 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Complete