The Metal Maniac
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Joined 06-19-07, id: 1304339, Profile Updated: 09-23-12


Who am I? I'm the user formerly known as Neo Flame, however I now go under the name The Metal Maniac. Why? Because my past stories were garbage, which I have since purged from existence, and I don't want to associate with that name anymore. That's why.

As far as writing is concerned I'm a perfectionist. I will not upload a single new chapter until I am absolutely 100 percent satisfied with you can imagine, I don't update often because of this. That and I seem to have a case of chronic writer's block.

When it comes to reading I can say that I'm a sucker for fantasy, science fiction and horror, which is why my favorite authors include people such as J.R.R. Tolkien, Edgar Allan Poe, H.P. Lovecraft and Douglas Adams.

As for my religious views...I identify myself as an agnostic atheist, let's leave it at that.

Current stories:

Ruin Unsealed (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic) (TAKEN DOWN FOR REVISION)

My interests

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As far as music is concerned, I'm an avid listener of heavy metal. I'm not that picky about genres, although I have a special fondness for power metal, progressive metal, thrash metal, death metal and doom metal. Hell, there's even a few metalcore and deathcore bands I enjoy.

I don't listen exclusively to metal however, as I'm also fond of rock in general (Queen, Thin Lizzy, Deep Purple, Rainbow (at least during the era where they had Ronnie James Dio as the vocalist), along with prog rock groups such as the almighty Pink Floyd and Porcupine Tree.

I'm not too fond of country music, I respect such influential individuals such as Hank Williams and Johnny Cash, and I'm also rather fond of the works of Hank Williams' grandson Hank Williams III (a.k.a. Hank 3) whose blend of country, punk rock and heavy metal makes for a rather unique cocktail.

I do not and probably will never see the appeal of dubstep. To me it mostly sounds like an amplifier gone haywire. Electronic music in general is just not to my taste, that being said there is some I do like.

Below you will find a list of bands I consider myself a fan of.

AC/DC, Alestorm, Amon Amarth, Anthrax, Anubis Gate, At the Gates, August Burns Red, Baptized in Blood, Battle Beast, The Beatles, Behemoth, Black Sabbath, Blaze Bayley, Blind Guardian Bolt Thrower, Brutal Truth, Candlemass, Children of Bodom, Crom, Dark Tranquility, Death, Deathspell Omega, Destruction, Dio, Disturbed, Dream Theater, Ensiferum, Exodus, Finntroll, Gamma Ray, Hammerfall, Hank 3, Helloween, Immortal, Iron Maiden, Iron Savior, JAM Project, Job For a Cowboy, Judas Priest, Kamelot, Korpiklaani, Kreator, Lamb of God, Luca Turilli's Rhapsody, Manowar, Megadeth, Mercyful Fate, Metallica, Morbid Angel, Motörhead, Napalm Death, Nile, Nightwish, Opeth, Overkill, Pantera, Pink Floyd, Porcupine Tree, Queen, Rainbow, Rhapsody of Fire, Rotting Christ, Skeletonwitch, Slayer, Sodom, Sonata Arctica, System of a Down, Tarot, Testament, Thin Lizzy, Trigger the Bloodshed, Trivium, Týr, Unisonic, Volbeat

Quote section

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This is the place for quotes, split into three different parts. One part focuses on real life quotes that I find to be either words of wisdom, humorous or both. The second part are quotes from fiction, again either wise or humorous, while the last section is for parts of song lyrics.

Real Life Quotes (a lot of these are from the same people, but that's because those same people happen to be a goldmine of quotes)

"Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity" - George Carlin

"I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me - they're cramming for their final exam." - George Carlin

"Here is my final point. About drugs, about alcohol, about pornography and smoking and everything else. What business is it of yours what I do, read, buy, see, say, think, who I fuck, what I take into my body - as long as I do not harm another human being on this planet?" - Bill Hicks

"Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist." - George Carlin

"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." - George Carlin

"I'll show you politics in America. Here it is, right here. 'I think the puppet on the right shares my beliefs.' 'I think the puppet on the left is more to my liking.' 'Hey, wait a minute, there's one guy holding out both puppets!'" - Bill Hicks

"By all means let's be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop out." - Richard Dawkins

"Religion has convinced people that there’s an invisible man…living in the sky, who watches everything you do every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a list of ten specific things he doesn’t want you to do. And if you do any of these things, he will send you to a special place, of burning and fire and smoke and torture and anguish for you to live forever, and suffer and burn and scream until the end of time. But he loves you. He loves you and he needs money." - George Carlin

"It seems to me that Islam and Christianity and Judaism all have the same god, and he's telling them all different things." - Billy Connolly

"It's all about money, not freedom, ya'll, okay? Nothing to do with fuckin' freedom. If you think you're free, try going somewhere without fucking money, okay?" - Bill Hicks

"Today the theory of evolution is about as much open to doubt as the theory that the earth goes round the sun." - Richard Dawkins

"I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately." - George Carlin

"Faith is the great cop-out, the great excuse to evade the need to think and evaluate evidence. Faith is belief in spite of, even perhaps because of, the lack of evidence." - Richard Dawkins

"What can be asserted without evidence can also be dismissed without evidence." - Christopher Hitchens

"One of the things that is wrong with religion is that it teaches us to be satisfied with answers which are not really answers at all." - Richard Dawkins

Quotes from fiction

General quotes:

"Alright, I've been thinking: When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS! What am I supposed to do with these!? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am!? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!" - Cave Johnson (Portal 2)

"You see, Doctor, God didn't kill that little girl. Fate didn't butcher her and destiny didn't feed her to those dogs. If God saw what any of us did that night he didn't seem to mind. From then on I knew... God doesn't make the world this way. We do." - Rorschach (Watchmen)

Team Fortress 2 class specific domination lines (Pyro, Heavy and Medic not included as they don't have any class specific domination lines):


(When dominating a Scout): Yeah, I dare ya, rage quit. C'mon, make us both happy.

(When dominating a Soldier): Drop dead and gimme twenty!

(When dominating a Pyro): Repeat after me: Mmm-mmm-mmm I'm dead!

(When dominating a Demoman): Depth perception, pal, look into it.

(When dominating a Heavy): I am owning you, you fat, bald fatty fat...fat-fat!

(When dominating an Engineer): Here's a schematic for ya: My ass!

(When dominating a Medic): Real nice effort, Deutsch-bag.

(When dominating a Sniper): That fancy scope of yours, bet ya got a REAL good view of me killin' ya!

(When dominating a Spy): Hey look, you shapeshifted into a dead guy.


(When Dominating a Scout): Your mouth wrote checks, my gun has cashed them.

(When dominating a Soldier): You are now a conscientious objector to being dead, hippie!

(When dominating a Pyro): You cannot burn me! I do not have time to combust!

(When dominating a Demoman): Scotland is not a real country! You are an Englishman with a dress!

(When dominating a Heavy): This American boot just kicked your ass back to Russia!

(When dominating an Engineer): I will eat your ribs, I will eat them up!

(When dominating a Medic): Ich bin I just kicked your ass!

(When dominating a Sniper): You just got dominated, Bilbo Baggins/Balbo Biggins/Bablo Bravins/Barble Bapkins/Basbo Bibbins/Bulbo Buttons

(When dominating a Spy): Bon voyage, crouton!


(When Dominating a Scout): You're so bloody tiny! You're like a toy-sized version of a man!

(When dominating a Soldier): I'll notify yer next o' kin...that ya sucked!

(When dominating a Pyro): Go to hell and tell the devil I'm comin' for him next!

(When dominating a Demoman): Thus begins my thousand year reign of blood!

(When dominating a Heavy): Oh, there's a new gravy-filled angel in heaven.

(When dominating an Engineer): Go on and build more o' yer little guns. I'll shove every one of them up yer arse!

(When dominating a Medic): Dominated! And I been shaggin' yer wife! Haha!

(When dominating a Sniper): I hate you campers; everybody bloody hates you!

(When dominating a Spy): I hope I didn't scare you with my face-to-face man fighting!


(When dominating a Scout): Boy, this here is just gonna keep happenin' and happenin'.

(When dominating a Soldier): That's what it feels like when eagles cry, soldier-boy.

(When dominating a Pyro): Y'all might be flame retardant, but ya sure ain't bulletproof.

(When dominating a Demoman): Drunk on the battlefield ain't no way to be, son.

(When dominating a Heavy): Nevermind the bullets; how much all these coffins costin' ya?

(When dominating an Engineer): You can always tell a Texan, but you can't tell 'em much.

(When dominating a Medic): You must be a doctor, 'cause you just saw the extent of my patience!

(When dominating a Sniper): Down under? More like six feet down under.

(When dominating a Spy): I just beat on your sneaky ass like a mule, boy!


(When dominating a Scout): Gotcha, ya spastic little gremlin!

(When dominating a Soldier): All rockets, no brains, eh mate?

(When dominating a Pyro): That snuffed yer fire, ya filthy arsonist!

(When dominating a Demoman): Ace reflexes, ya bomb-chucking waste of good scotch!

(When dominating a Heavy): I just bagged the world's fattest man!

(When dominating an Engineer): Not so smart with yer brain outside yer head, are ya?

(When dominating a Medic): Sorry there, nurse, I mistook ya for an actual threat!

(When dominating a Sniper): One sniper to another, mate: Give! Up!

(When dominating a Spy): "I was never on your side either...wanker!"


(When dominating a Scout): Well, off to visit your mother!

(When dominating a Soldier): Oh, Soldier, who will they ever find to replace you? Anyone! (laughs)

(When dominating a Pyro): Burn in hell, you mumbling abomination!

(When dominating a Demoman): Here's what I have that you don't: A functioning liver, depth perception and a pulse!

(When dominating a Heavy): Dominated! You fatuous, fat-headed fat man!

(When dominating an Engineer): Did I throw a 'wrench' into your plans? (laughs maniacally)

(When dominating a Medic): I'm looking at your x-ray, and I'm afraid you suck!

(When dominating a Sniper): (laughs maniacally) You live in a van! (laughs again)

(When dominating a Spy): Go to hell and take your cheap suit with you!

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Blood of my Blood by Raditz Silver reviews
Raditz and Goku are reunited in the otherworld after their mortal fight on Earth... Will they be able to put their rivalry to rest? An A/U rewrite of DBZ that includes Raditz as a main character. Rated T
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 90 - Words: 116,008 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 5/27 - Published: 5/1/2006 - Raditz, Goku
Ramirez, Do Everything! by ReadyFireAimEmission reviews
The World is at war. Makarov is on the loose. Could things get any worse? Relax people, Ramirez is oscar mike to save the day.
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,187 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/4/2016 - Published: 1/24/2010 - J. Ramirez, Sgt. Foley
Shadowchasers: Dance Macabre by Metal Overlord 2.0 reviews
When an ancient evil appears to prey upon a small village in Europe, a hero shall emerge from the darkness to do battle, but at what cost? Revised, rebuilt and resubmitted!
Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 68,964 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/5/2014 - Published: 7/5/2010
Shadowchasers: City of Angels by MichaelDJ54 reviews
A new threat rides into the Los Angeles area in America, and it's up to a mis-match of Shadowchasers to stop them, no matter what the costs. Inspired by Cyber Commanders "Shadowchasers" fic. Please R&R!
Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 178,603 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/12/2013 - Published: 7/11/2009
Tabuu's Revenge (REFERENCE) by Robopup24 reviews
Six months after our brave group of heroes have defeated Tabuu, life is rather...calm. But when an unexpected event happens that marks Tabuu's return, they must defeat him once more and fight unexpected enemies: their own friends and loved ones. CURRENTLY BEING REBOOTED.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 46,018 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 4/20/2008
DBZ College by The Ultimate Saiyan reviews
AU. A parody of pretty much everything, DBZ College involves frat-boy characters and a few Author Surrogates in the most farcical, exaggerated and stupid situations ever seen in fanfiction, with a few strokes of seriousness. You've been warned; the "parody" part is pivotal and well-masked. I'll take a flame review as a sign that you didn't catch the ingenuity, just saying. Rated T.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 72 - Words: 87,604 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/25/2012 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Goku, Vegeta, Raditz, OC - Complete
Shadow Realm Emissary by Lu-Gi-Oh reviews
When the anime world of trophies is invaded, it is up to Goku, Kenshin, Yusuke, and many others to stop it. A parody of Super Smash Bros. Brawl's Adventure Mode, the Subspace Emissary. FINALLY COMPLETED!
Anime X-overs - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 52,400 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/25/2012 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Complete
Delinquent Duo by DelinquentDuo reviews
Is there really a line between good and evil? Can two former bad guys become the new good guys? This is the question that is raised as Weevil Underwood and Rex Raptor try their hand at entering Duel Academy...You heard me. AU fic.
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 53 - Words: 101,545 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/31/2011 - Published: 7/18/2007
Shadowchasers: Torment by Occam Razor reviews
The final chapter. The Toment has reached the final stage.
Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Angst - Chapters: 58 - Words: 393,826 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Complete
Tobi vs Madara by iflip4dolphins reviews
The leader of the Akatsuki, Madara Uchiha, is arguing with someone called Tobi? This promises to be interesting. #11: The author visits the characters, and Madara is thoroughly confused.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,354 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 5/28/2011 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Obito U., Madara U.
Ask The Ginyu Force! by The Ultimate Saiyan reviews
Frieza's elite group of fighters are now a Q&A! Burter's in denial that he's slow, Jeice's a boob man, Recoome's retarded beyond belief, Guldo's a fat blob, and Ginyu's the gayest thing known to humanity. Just what have I gotten myself into? Not for kids!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 45 - Words: 34,310 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/17/2011 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Frieza, Ginyu Force - Complete
Ranma and the Monkey King by JayMagnus reviews
Ranma/Dragon Ball crossover. Ranma ends up in the world of Son Goku due to a training mishap.
Crossover - Ranma & Dragon Ball - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 84,398 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 1/21/2003
Shadowchasers: Power Primordial by Occam Razor reviews
At last! The thrilling conclusion to "Shadowchasers: Power Primordial"! Don't miss it!
Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 67 - Words: 490,643 - Reviews: 508 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/29/2010 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Complete
Pro League Adventures by WhiteAsukalover reviews
Takes place just after Season 4. Jaden and company journey to become pros, but no one told them they'd face opponents Yugi himself faced! JXA ChazzXBlair SyXDMG R&R. Flames will be obeliterated. Chapter 31 up!
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 43,225 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 4/17/2010 - Published: 2/21/2008 - Jaden Y./Jūdai Y., Alexis R./Asuka T.
Naruto Hatake by Agent-G reviews
AU. What if Naruto had been raised by Kakashi his entire life and how would raising Naruto change Kakashi's life as well? NarutoHinata, KakashiAnko later on.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 63 - Words: 315,249 - Reviews: 3529 - Favs: 5,515 - Follows: 2,952 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 9/25/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
You're Only Second Rate by Baron Grackle reviews
How the confrontation between Maleficent and Saix should have occurred in Kingdom Hearts 2. Due respect for Maleficent and Jafar, some classic Disney villains. Quick reference to DuckTales: Treasure of the Lost Lamp.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,269 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Maleficent, Jafar - Complete
Shadowchasers by Occam Razor reviews
The thrilling conclusion! It's called Knight's Title! Don't miss it!
Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 65 - Words: 506,830 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 10/10/2009 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Complete
DBZ College: Marcellous Gaiden by The Ultimate Saiyan reviews
AU. Prequel to DBZ College. Marcellous has always been the smart-alec, wise-cracking member of the DBZ College Crew. But what was he like before College? He wasn't born awesome, you know. OC's. Don't like? THEN GTFO.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,634 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/17/2009 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Goku, OC, Vegeta, Raditz - Complete
The World's Worst Rapper by Garuto reviews
When Kirabi is chased out of another club for his horrible rapping, his demon has an idea. Why not get a teacher? I mean who can rap as great as the NINE TAILED FOX? NO Yaio in this story.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,770 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/3/2009 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Killer Bee, Naruto U.
Clare's YuGiOh Q&A by Kumiko Seph reviews
I'M BAAACK! Okay everyone, in this fic you get to ask the characters ANYTHING you want, and make funny stuff happen to them... or torture them in any way you want. This is not in script form Rating may go up if the reviewers get too evil XD User 'Yugi.M lover' has attempted to plagiarise this story.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,497 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Yūgi M., Yami Yūgi
Who Ya Gonna Call? by Mr. Chaos reviews
Spoilers for TeamFourStar's abridged series. When Vegeta finds himself haunted, he turns to the Ghostbusters for help. I am not connected to TeamFourStar in any way.
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Ghostbusters - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,345 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Nappa - Complete
Invasion of The Authors! by Android 24 reviews
This is an "Authors enter the DBZ World" fic, I would suggest reading my recent fic, Ask The Characters if you haven't so you can understand what is going on in this fic. Rate M for content that will appear in later chapters...enjoy!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,138 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/22/2008 - Published: 7/6/2008 - M. Trunks
Love in the air by Super Saiyan Crash reviews
While attending college, the boys had fallen in love with the girls at college. But what if Impmon get heard of this? Renamon/Guilmon, Biyomon/Agumon, Patamon/Gatomon, Veemon/OC, Terriermon/Lopmon. Contains OC and crossovers.
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,205 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/5/2008 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Guilmon, Renamon - Complete
Everybody Kills Off Sasuke! by Happy Lil' Tidbit reviews
Personally, I think Sasuke's asking for a swift kick in the rump, so I decided to let everybody kill him. Not in honorable ways either. Read on as Sasuke is killed by everybody in every way! A must read for Sasuke haters! Rated for swearing and death.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,242 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/19/2008 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Sasuke U.
The New Foxhound by ZeromusTrueSelf reviews
Set 15 Years after MGS4. A new unit named "NEW FOX-HOUND" Is formed, Led by Raiden. Among the recruits include his Son John, His Friend Gaz OC And Sunny. After his first mission John starts to wonder about the unit and whats going on...
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,178 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 10/16/2008 - Published: 9/24/2008
Quiet City by Kage Chikara reviews
What if Rorschach met Batman? Watchman/Batman crossover fic from Rorschach's perspective.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 765 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Complete
Ask the Lesser Known Z Fighters! by Satu-D-2 reviews
Hehehe... Tien, Chiaotzu, Yamcha, Krillin, Piccolo, Dende and King Vegeta have been kidnapped and transported to my room... Feel free to ask what you want. Yajirobe is our newest recruit
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 39,367 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/6/2008 - Published: 4/28/2007 - Piccolo, Tien
Good Day Gaara by The Ultimate Saiyan reviews
Sequel to Goodnight Gaara. Gaara just got finished with his first night of sleep, now we get to see what happens the morning after! Poor Kankuro must he heartbroken. Rated T for adult situations and mild swearing. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,462 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Vegeta's Worst Nightmare: The Return of Pikachu by Anime Fan18.0 reviews
Pikachu's back! And he's ready to rumble! Trunks and Vegeta are sucked into the world of Pokemon by one of Bulma's machines! Vegeta now faces all the insanity of the this strange world with no way home! Can he keep both his pride AND sanity safe?
Crossover - Pokémon & Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,026 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/22/2008 - Published: 5/10/2007 - Pikachu, Vegeta
Idiot at 20,000 ft by Ice-Fire358 reviews
Hidan and Kakuzu are on a plane home after Hidan's mission, but while on the plane Hidan keeps seeing someone on the wing of the plane that only let's him see him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
20 ways to annoy The Simpsons by Depthmon reviews
Title explains all if i did make Summary it would suck and beter rated t just incaseim Sangloupmon but i changed my name!Impoetant Note!
Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,388 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/3/2008 - Published: 10/4/2007
Goodnight Gaara by The Ultimate Saiyan reviews
Gaara,everybody's favorite insomniac,just got brought back to life after Shukaku was extracted out of him by Akatsuki.His first task?A good night's sleep. but can his siblings help him? Not so sure about good ol' Kankuro on that.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,322 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Ask The Characters! by Android 24 reviews
This fic is finished, it was a Q&A fic and if you liked this stay tuned for my next fic, Invasion of The Authors!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 40 - Words: 97,905 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/4/2008 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Complete
Clare's Q&A The next generation! by Kumiko Seph reviews
-Discontinued- Yes... New and Improved Q&A for you all. Have fun with the character killing and torturing or whatever you prefer to do with them, it's your choice... Disclaimer: I do NOT own DBZ.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,303 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/28/2008 - Published: 1/1/2008
Kakashi's Had It 2: It's a Sharingan Thing by The Ultimate Saiyan reviews
REVISED 9-4-10 After Gai's incident with Kakashi, he is discharged from the hospital. But when happens when his student gives a crack at it? Rated T for Language and overuse of Youth.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 850 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Gai M., Lee R., Kakashi H. - Complete
Angry Video Game Nerd Saves Kingdom Hearts! by Charles Xavier reviews
Sora and his friends are kidnapped! But we can still depend on the angriest, foul mouthed video gamer in the world to rescue them! Can he stop Kefka's evil schemes, or will everyone be eternally condemned by his verbal abuse?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,779 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/16/2008 - Published: 11/3/2007 - Yuffie K. - Complete
DBZ Know your stars by Artemis Day reviews
My way of torturing all my favorite DBZ characters
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 38 - Words: 32,635 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/4/2008 - Published: 10/8/2006 - Complete
Know your stars: Sonic The Hedgehog Style! by TeamChaotix reviews
This is a know your stars from 'All That' but with the sonic characters! I'm gonna do two characters each chapter. I'm sorry if it's really short people. Hope you enjoy! WARNING: There are disturbing stuff in here so be careful!
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,273 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/25/2008 - Published: 4/22/2007 - Sonic
Dragon Ball Z: The Intergalactic Bowling Tournament Remastered by Sonata-Time-Nocturne-Aoi reviews
Complete! Story updated and edited as of 2016. Five teams from the DBZ Universe face off against one another as they bowl and try to win the cup! Random and crazy events ensue! Rated T for language and violence.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,380 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/3/2008 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Complete
Death by Potato Chips by Quillian reviews
Funny things can happen when one writes names in the Death Note while eating potato chips...
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
Akatsuki Goes Shopping! by The Ultimate Saiyan reviews
REVISED 9-4-10 Oneshot. Crackfic. Akatsuki goes shopping. Naturally, all hell breaks loose. Rated T for Hidan's barnyard mouth and Tobi's sheer stupidity.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,348 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Akatsuki - Complete
Chazz's Evil Plans by NightmareGlitter reviews
Chazz's plans, in order from A to Z, to win Alexis' love. T for making fun of Chazz, bitter rejection, and very slight sexual references. Parody, constructive criticism is ok.
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 18,183 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/1/2008 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Chazz P./Manjōme J., Alexis R./Asuka T. - Complete
Sonic college by ZeromusTrueSelf reviews
The sonic crew are all grown up and are in college! but its not as easy as they thought. they encounter tests, teachers and relationships! SHADROUGE SONAMY TAILSCREAM KNUXBLAZE. 18 October 4TH CHAPTER IS UP!
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,609 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/17/2007 - Published: 3/31/2007
HFIL Breaks Loose Again by Dark Dragon of Amaterasu reviews
Several months after the defeat of Omega Shenron, Earth is now gaining a much needed rest. However, the villains of HFIL have found a way to escape to Earth? Can Earth survive without its best fighter? Story Complete! AE's 1 and 2 done! Read and Review!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 19,348 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/7/2007 - Published: 5/4/2007 - Complete
Get Offa my Game! by Taranea reviews
Next year this time, the Olympic Games are ON! And we all know who s going to be there, right? But what would have gotten Sonic and Mario so eager to square off against one another in the first place? Well, 'Ego Issues' doesn t begin to describe it...
Crossover - Sonic the Hedgehog & Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 869 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Sonic, Mario - Complete
Kakashi's Had It by The Ultimate Saiyan reviews
REVISED 9-4-10 Kakashi had put up with Gai's habit of preaching about youth. What happens when Kakashi finally flips his lid? Rated T for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 610 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Kakashi H., Gai M. - Complete
Get up on the Hydra's Back, Xigbar! by Pb2Ag reviews
Xigbar has a horrifying dream. Drabble. Something cheerful for a change.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 366 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Xigbar - Complete
How Nappa Lost His Hair by The Alien from Uranus reviews
Exactly what the title says: How Nappa lost his hair.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 899 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/3/2003 - Nappa, Vegeta
I Am Cell Junior by Kami1 reviews
A look at the unique character of Cell Junior from a completely different point of view. Please R&R.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,753 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/18/2003 - Cell, Gohan
Announcer's Lament by Marie Nomad reviews
What do you do when something you love become twisted and tainted? What do you do if lies are seen as truth? This is a story about a lesser known character with no known name except his title. Look into his mind and see through his sunglasses.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,342 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Published: 3/16/2002 - Complete