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Joined 06-19-07, id: 1304534, Profile Updated: 10-30-15
Author has written 15 stories for West Wing, Harry Potter, Where on Earth is Carmen Sandiego, X-overs, Left Behind, Incredibles, Chronicles of Narnia, Thor, Misc. Tv Shows, DC Superheroes, and Inside Out.

I awaked up last of all, as one that gathereth after the grape-gatherers: by the blessing of the Lord I profited, and filled my winepress like a gatherer of grapes. Consider that I laboured not for myself only, but for all them that seek learning. -Ecclus. 33:16-18

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Anatta reviews
A random fragment of a longer story that will probably never be written, exploring what, ontologically, the whole IO setup really implies about humanity - and what it might be like if one of the emotions brought herself to face it.
Inside Out - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 710 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/20 - Disgust
Minuets in B Minor reviews
What a difference one word can make...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,108 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/18
Able Was I… reviews
An abandoned story from my Qoheleth account, reposted here out of sentiment. When Zatanna, on a visit to Gotham City, finds herself suddenly casting dangerous spells without meaning to, she suspects that her power has been cursed - but can she fix the problem without playing into her enemy's hands?
DC Superheroes - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,125 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/23/2015
The Queen's-English Version reviews
As an American HP fanficcer, I occasionally end up making British characters refer to something of which the British name is more or less completely unknown in the United States. So, rather than needlessly bewilder my countrymen, I have created this compendium, in which the more authentic versions of such scenes and stories may be found. (See my Qoheleth profile for the originals.)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/26/2015
The Generous Miser
*Never* believe what you see on television.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 625 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/17/2015 - Complete
Occulted
Drabble. Concerning an aspect of Frigga's last trick that easily escapes notice - unless you're Loki, of course.
Thor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/15/2014 - Loki - Complete
Out of the Water reviews
This is the story of how a change to the past irreversibly altered the wizarding world's future. It is a story of house-elves and children's tales, of love, loyalty, and innocence; it is a story of wishes made on stars, and a magic older and stronger than that of man. This is the story of Hydra Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,337 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/17/2013 - Draco M., OC
The Subreality Collection
A series of stories dealing with a strange world between fantasy and reality, where fictives, Writers, and Muses coexist in almost alarming amity.
X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 41,281 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 2/18/2009
Childish Things reviews
It's Peter and Susan's last morning in Narnia, and Aslan has some words of counsel for the High King. My contribution to the Great Susan Debate.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,184 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Peter Pevensie, Susan Pevensie
Bird Songs reviews
From Beethoven to Veggie-Tales to Lee Ann Womack, it's all grist for the vignette mill. A response to the I-Pod – or, in my case, Musicmatch – Challenge.
Incredibles - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,408 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Complete
The Girl Who Lived reviews
Can a story be about Harry Potter's long-lost American sister without descending into hopeless Mary-Sue-dom? That is what our test subject, Miss Rowena Clay Osborn, will determine for us.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 35,876 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 7/6/2009 - OC
Separation
Vignette. One shall be taken, one shall be left... no matter what the lyrics say.
Left Behind - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 170 - Published: 5/29/2009
From Lilongwe to Tipperary reviews
It's a long way to go.
Where on Earth is Carmen Sandiego - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 202 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Complete
HP goes to ME reviews
it's not what you think trust me
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 138 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Complete
Stubborn reviews
Drabble. To convince Bartlet to run the first time, Leo had to be persistent, creative, and just a trifle annoying...
West Wing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 131 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/5/2007 - Leo M., Jed B. - Complete
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