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Joined 06-19-07, id: 1304534, Profile Updated: 03-03-14
Author has written 12 stories for West Wing, Misc. Tv Shows, Harry Potter, Where on Earth is Carmen Sandiego, X-overs, Left Behind, Incredibles, Chronicles of Narnia, Giver, and Thor.

I awaked up last of all, as one that gathereth after the grape-gatherers: by the blessing of the Lord I profited, and filled my winepress like a gatherer of grapes. Consider that I laboured not for myself only, but for all them that seek learning. -Ecclus. 33:16-18

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"It's more fun for me to create sequels than to come up with new ideas. Reusing old characters and plots, taking them in directions that didn't exist before - it's like uncovering things that have always been there and are just now coming to light." -Don Rosa

"Being, somehow, Cervantes, and arriving thereby at the Quixote - that looked to Menard less challenging (and therefore less interesting) than continuing to be Pierre Menard and coming to the Quixote through the experiences of Pierre Menard." -Jorge Luis Borges

"If you had asked Laȝamon or Chaucer, 'Why do you not make up a brand-new story of your own?' I think they might have replied (in effect), 'Surely we are not yet reduced to that?'" -C. S. Lewis

"[Aeschylus] is able to treat the story [of Agamemnon] in this way [i.e., as a vehicle for a certain conception of justice] because his audience knew its main outline already. One great advantage in using myth was that the dramatist was saved the tedious business of exposition." -H. D. F. Kitto

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Drabble. Concerning an aspect of Frigga's last trick that easily escapes notice - unless you're Loki, of course.
Thor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Favs: 2 - Published: 22h ago - Loki - Complete
How poetry entered the life of the Community, and what happened as a result.
Giver - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,449 - Published: 12/21/2013 - Katharine, The Giver
Out of the Water reviews
This is the story of how a change to the past irreversibly altered the wizarding world's future. It is a story of house-elves and children's tales, of love, loyalty, and innocence; it is a story of wishes made on stars, and a magic older and stronger than that of man. This is the story of Hydra Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,337 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/17/2013 - Draco M., OC
The Subreality Collection
A series of stories dealing with a strange world between fantasy and reality, where fictives, Writers, and Muses coexist in almost alarming amity.
X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 41,265 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 2/18/2009
Childish Things reviews
It's Peter and Susan's last morning in Narnia, and Aslan has some words of counsel for the High King. My contribution to the Great Susan Debate.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,184 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Peter Pevensie, Susan Pevensie
Bird Songs reviews
From Beethoven to Veggie-Tales to Lee Ann Womack, it's all grist for the vignette mill. A response to the I-Pod – or, in my case, Musicmatch – Challenge.
Incredibles - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,408 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Complete
The Girl Who Lived reviews
Can a story be about Harry Potter's long-lost American sister without descending into hopeless Mary-Sue-dom? That is what our test subject, Miss Rowena Clay Osborn, will determine for us.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 35,875 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 7/6/2009 - OC
Vignette. One shall be taken, one shall be left... no matter what the lyrics say.
Left Behind - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 170 - Published: 5/29/2009
From Lilongwe to Tipperary reviews
It's a long way to go.
Where on Earth is Carmen Sandiego - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 202 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Complete
HP goes to ME
it's not what you think trust me
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 138 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Complete
The Liberal Miser
*Never* believe what you see on television.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 625 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Complete
Stubborn reviews
Drabble. To convince Bartlet to run the first time, Leo had to be persistent, creative, and just a trifle annoying...
West Wing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 131 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/5/2007 - Leo M., Jed B. - Complete
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