The Integral of Awesome
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Joined 06-19-07, id: 1304883, Profile Updated: 10-20-12
Author has written 8 stories for Static Shock, Teen Wolf, Good Luck Charlie, Fillmore, Twilight, and iCarly.

The Integral Of Awesome


Buffy

"I'm sixteen years old. I don't wanna die." (Buffy the Vampire Slayer Season 1)

"This is not gonna' be pretty. We're talkin' violence, strong language, adult content." (Buffy the Vampire Slayer Season 1)

"Giles, there are two things that I don't believe in: coincidence and leprechauns." (Buffy the Vampire Slayer Season 3)

"I'm the thing that monsters have nightmares about. And right now, you and me are gonna show 'em why." (Buffy the Vampire SlayerSeason 7)


Xander

"I laugh in the face of danger, and then I hide until it goes away." (Buffy the Vampire Slayer Season 1)

"Whoa, Giles has a TV. Everybody, Giles has a TV! He's shallow like us!" (Buffy the Vampire Slayer Season 4)

"Spike's working for Adam?!? After all we've done-- Nah, I can't even act surprised." (Buffy the Vampire Slayer Season 4)


Giles

"Demons after money? Whatever happened to the still beating heart of a virgin? No one has any standards anymore." (Buffy the Vampire Slayer Season 3)

"Let me get this straight: you think I'm evil if I take a group of teenage girls on a camping trip and I don't touch them?" (Buffy the Vampire Slayer Season 7)


Spike

"If every vampire who said he was at the crucifixion was actually there, it would have been like Woodstock." (Buffy the Vampire Slayer Season 2)

"And I'm just supposed to help you out of the evilness of my heart?" (Buffy the Vampire Slayer Season 4)

"Dracula? Poncy bugger owes me 11 pounds, for one thing." (Buffy the Vampire Slayer Season 5)


Awesome Emperor of Supreme Awesomeness

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Through a Glass, Darkly by valkyrie-alex reviews
For every choice you make, every path you follow...there is always a what if Sometimes, there are thousands of them. Eventual slash, VR now with fresh pine scent...er...new R rating.
Static Shock - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 186,418 - Reviews: 1008 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 1/8/2005
Forgiven Now by Sula Bulungi reviews
New developments in Richie's powers present a new adversary: one that stems from within his own mind. Static strives to keep up as Gear and the Justice League struggle to save Dakota's brightest from the assault of his own thoughts.
Static Shock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,992 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 1/25/2013 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Richie/Gear, Virgil/Static
Pop Culture Reference by ThirstySatyr reviews
Geoffrey Stilinski over hears someone threaten his son's car. Stiles explains over dinner – not that "explains" means that it makes any sense. worst summary ever.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,679 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Sheriff Stilinski, Stiles - Complete
Nightwatchers by Saucery reviews
Derek isn't exactly Batman. Stiles isn't exactly Robin. Still, somehow, they make it work.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,327 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 3/12/2012 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Derek H., Stiles
Habit by ThirstySatyr reviews
His father had taught him a habit seven years ago. It hurts a little, breaking it now.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 476 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Stiles, Derek H. - Complete
Cranial Perimeter by Warfang reviews
Being smart does not mean you have a high forehead. That's why there are standardized tests. Features the Justice League.
Static Shock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,144 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Richie/Gear - Complete
Kingdoms Come by Andi Horton reviews
Newly crowned Kings and Queens, the Pevensies adjust to the task of running a kingdom as they try to restore land to the families the Witch drove from Narnia.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 132,227 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 10/5/2007 - Complete
Glimpses of Gold by ilysia reviews
Tales of the Kings and Queens of Narnia during the Golden Age from the time they entered through the Wardrobe until they left by the same way, told in 100 chronological drabbles.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 100 - Words: 10,659 - Reviews: 759 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Complete
As Iron by ilysia reviews
A vicious enemy learns that what appears to be weakness is truly the Narnian kings' greatest strength.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,063 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Peter Pevensie, Edmund Pevensie - Complete
House Call by VincentM reviews
A follow up to Tech Support, Richie tries to figure out why the Watchtower is crashing. The cause is more sinister than originally expected and much more closely tied to Dakota than anyone thought.
Static Shock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 39,127 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 7/13/2005 - Published: 6/10/2005
Paradox by VincentM reviews
During 'Future Shock', Virgil went to the future. Richie stayed behind. This is the story from his point of view.
Static Shock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,718 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/18/2004 - Published: 5/17/2004
Patches by VincentM reviews
It's a cold day in Dakota. The criminals are AWOL, Virgil's bored, Richie's introspective, and the gas station has rats. Lots and lots of rats.
Static Shock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,555 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/10/2004
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Up, Up, and Away: 100 OneShots reviews
Goal: 100 Static Shock one-shots. Current Completed: 7. Latest- A Chance Encounter: It was the last place Richie had expected him.
Static Shock - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,880 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/30/2013 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Richie/Gear, Hotstreak
When Pigs Fly reviews
Stiles is a fairy. Because Stiles is a fairy.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,651 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 12/7/2012 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Stiles
A Very, Merry Christmas, Indeed reviews
For a sixteen year-old stuck so deep in his closet he knew when it was snowing in Narnia, Gabe was doing pretty damn well. That was, until his family got together for Christmas. Then everything went to hell.
Good Luck Charlie - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,039 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/2/2012 - Published: 9/13/2012 - Gabe D.
Love and War reviews
Sam and Freddie were having sex. F/F F/M
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,443 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/12/2012 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
What I Did For Love reviews
Bella and Emily have a conversation.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 875 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Bella, Emily - Complete
The One Eyed Man: King of the Blind reviews
"I don't want to fight; I just want to talk. After all, a cat may look upon a king." Richie's only question was whether he was the cat or the king.
Static Shock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,405 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/28/2012 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Richie/Gear, Virgil/Static - Complete
Let Me Count the Ways reviews
Peter Hale has a proposition for Stiles. In other news, magic is afoot in Beacon Hills, but, really, when is it not? - Mild-AU. First chapter is during 1X12 "Codebreaker". Second chapter starts during 2X12 "Master Plan" and continues post-season 2.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,596 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 10/25/2012 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Stiles, Peter H.
Third reviews
Ingrid had expected to be called in to work over the weekend, they were most of the time, but she couldn't have predicted who they'd be called in for. - High School Age. F/F
Fillmore - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,970 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/25/2012 - Published: 9/28/2012 - Ingrid T., C. Fillmore
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