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Joined 06-19-07, id: 1304907, Profile Updated: 04-09-09
Author has written 11 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist, Ouran High School Host Club, and Kuroshitsuji.

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In Need of Assistance by deadcell reviews
William has a bit of a problem. A red-headed problem, at that. Grelliam. Drabble.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Grell S., William S. - Complete
Rules, Regulations & Romance by The Chainsaw Juliet reviews
An Honours Student living astutely by the book, and the man he loves who is willing to throw it all away. Written for the prompt 'minor character' on Kurohedonism. An Eric/Alan story with a smattering William/Grell.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,396 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Eric S., Alan H. - Complete
The Human Heart by Vetinari reviews
Newly freed and furious, Greed thinks Dante has sent Envy to kill him ... but he doesn’t count on Envy’s own plans. Warning: loose canon, abuse, sexual situations.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,238 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/29/2009 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Greed, Envy
Forgetfulness by branewurms reviews
Short fic. "A friend should always help a friend in need, right? I'm sure Ranmao could help you forget your troubles." Madam Red x Ranmao... x Lau, sort of. Mature content.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Madam Red, Ran-Mao - Complete
Abscence by thewiseferret reviews
A musing on the past, on abscence, spys, passing, masks, why women are allowed in the Amestris military. And absinthe dreams.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,130 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Envy - Complete
Angst Half Off by Mikomi's Pen reviews
Because sometimes, people need to take a moment to go "WTF?", even in this morose fandom. Fourth wall need not apply. Spoilers and crack like whoa.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,390 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/3/2008 - Published: 10/31/2004
She would have noticed by invocations reviews
Edward and Rose, in a church. Set within the first episode of the anime.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 390 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Edward E., Rose - Complete
The Teacher by Juxtaposie reviews
There are two sides of every coin: light and dark, man and woman, student and teacher. Even Izumi Curtis was once a student. Spoilers. Animeverse
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,649 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/25/2005 - Izumi C., Envy
Dividing the Bones by Tobu Ishi reviews
Ed watched his brother's eyes growing larger as his body grew thinner... Oneshot, focus on young!Ed and Al during their training. Minor spoilers for the Yolk Island incident. Child abusestarvation.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,577 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 35 - Published: 10/13/2005 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
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A Little Bit Of Arson reviews
For med school drop-out Angelina, extinguishing feelings is a matter of survival. Aspiring musician Grell Sutcliffe has lived by carelessly burning bridges. When Angelina takes to the stage with one little old violin, there's only so much firewood between them.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,351 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/4/2013 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Madam Red, Grell S.
Knots that Fail reviews
AU- Female Ciel. She has lived too long for her liking and has no intention of leaving orphans behind. WARNING: This story focuses on abortion
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,428 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
A Few Favors reviews
Law school is tough, and Haruhi is stressed. That's nothing a booty call from an old friend won't fix. Contains pegging.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,165 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Haruhi F., Tamaki S. - Complete
Succulent and Dry reviews
Modern AU. Grell takes time off from her usual jobs as a terrible cop and part-time manic pixie to recover from surgery. Will visits her with a gift. Also, there is a Vespa and a rocket launcher that shoots chainsaws... that explode.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,145 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Grell S., William S. - Complete
All Tomorrow's Parties reviews
AU- Female Ciel. She hates it, the way complete strangers stare at her as if they have a right to. As if... as if they're hungry. Contains copious amounts of Sebastian/Ciel unresolved sexual tension, but not romance
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,013 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Gooseflesh reviews
"Oh Ronnie, my little lamb, you needn't court me like one of your lady friends. I am no blushing virgin; I require no cosseting to earn tiny favours of flesh."
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,502 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Ronald K., Undertaker - Complete
God Is Laughing reviews
William passes judgment on the victims of Jack the Ripper, and reflects on what it means to be a 'Grim Reaper'.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,206 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Published: 4/22/2011 - William S., Alan H. - Complete
Hardly Working reviews
Grell is introduced to Ronald Knox, the London Dispatch Department's new apprentice. It is the beginning of a beautiful friendship... of DEATH!
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,842 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Grell S., Ronald K. - Complete
Before The Devil Knows He's Dead reviews
Grell and Sebastian find themselves in Purgatory. Naturally, this is the time for fun and games. Mangaverse, spoilers for Circus Arc, no particular timeline otherwise. Character death. One-shot
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,572 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/20/2011 - Grell S., Sebastian M. - Complete
Between My Fingers reviews
In which Haruhi and Kyouya have their first date, Haruhi's hands are cold, and Kyouya is helplessly unsentimental. But it works for them. Fluffy as these two can possibly be.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,012 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/20/2011 - Haruhi F., Kyōya O. - Complete
In Utero, In Fetu reviews
Wrath remembers the womb.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Wrath, Sloth - Complete
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