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Author has written 8 stories for Kyle XY, NiGHTS, Victorious, RWBY, Borderlands, and PlayStation All-Stars Battle Royale.

Mah' name's Sir Death-shriek. I made an account back in 2006. If you're reading this, you must care to some degree.

I started writing fanfiction back in the 6th grade (yikes) and I'd like to think I've improved considerably. That said, none of what's on this account is anything close to 'decent'. Smut, lousy crossovers, mostly wish fulfillment, little plot or characterization. I'm going to take the time to revise several of these, and publish them into full-fledged fan fiction. One Hit Kill, Seven Days Nowhere, RWBY vs Resident Evil. Glorious, Yandere Battle, and many more to come.

Once I've made some actual progress, I'll add a progress/update bar again. Until then, there's a saying I like.

"You can't make Frodo a Jedi without giving Sauron the Death Star."

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Sakura's Glasses by Tobee reviews
What if Sakura unintentionally develops a personality similar to Uchiha Obito's? How would Kakashi feel upon seeing her wear his goggles? What if Kakashi mentors Sakura out of nostalgia for his old teammate, and she learns the chidori instead of Sasuke? What would happen when Tobi finds out? (Not a time travel or self insert but follows & changes Naruto storyline. Plot/adventure)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 66 - Words: 118,961 - Reviews: 908 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 697 - Updated: 11h - Published: 1/13 - Naruto U., Sakura H., Kakashi H., Obito U.
I Am NOT Going Through Puberty Again! by EvilFuzzy9 reviews
Our heroes did not come from a future where everything has gone horribly wrong. They did not travel back in time to save the world from a bleak or miserable fate. As a matter of fact, all they want to do is find a way back home as soon as possible. [cracky, epilogue-compliant time travel fic] [Now has a TV Tropes page!]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 37 - Words: 223,826 - Reviews: 3340 - Favs: 4,244 - Follows: 4,800 - Updated: 11/21 - Published: 11/29/2014 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] [Hinata H., Naruto U.]
Second Chances by Gabygoo reviews
After the defeat of Majin Buu, Gohan is struggling to find his place in the world. His father is back, everyone at school knows his secret identity, and even Videl is acting strange. And now he's become involved in a mystery about stolen documents from Capsule Corp. But those documents are...blueprints for the Androids? This could get serious...
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 40,161 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 11/8 - Published: 4/13 - Gohan, Bulma, Videl
To Be Lost on the Road of Life by AthanatosOra reviews
Obito became the Jūbi Jinchuuriki and consequently got smacked to oblivion and back, with words and Naruto's fists. He died protecting the hailed boy of prophecy and his bonds, a smile on his face as he went to join Rin and Minato in the afterlife. But things didn't go as expected, and it seems that life has more plans for him… Timetravel. PowerfulObito. Genfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 205,308 - Reviews: 992 - Favs: 1,455 - Follows: 1,437 - Updated: 10/10 - Published: 4/2 - Obito U.
Senju's Heir by Seldom Prodigy reviews
Destiny ebbs and flows like a stream running down a mountainside. The Senju getting branded as Namikaze was a mockery to Naruto's true ancestry, but a mere bump on his inevitable destination. As such, Konoha should not have been surprised by Naruto's apparent use of Mokuton in the Academy's show-and-tell... (Senju Curse of Hatred, Mokuton Naruto)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 62,978 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 1,225 - Follows: 1,551 - Updated: 9/26 - Published: 5/28 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.]
A Permanent Problem by Springbliss reviews
AU. My own interpretation of what everyone's reactions would have been had Vegetto never split during the Buu fight. Inspired by fan comic DBM Universe 16. (Mostly written in Bulma's PoV)
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 68,095 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 9/17 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Bulma, Trunks, Vegito, M. Trunks
Dragon Ball Z: A Good Man by SwanofWar reviews
In the months since Majiin Buu's defeat, peace has been restored to the planet Earth and our heroes have returned to their families to enjoy the fruits of their labor. But an unexpected threat lurks in the depths of space, a fleet called The Justice, headed by six lawmen, with a mission of capturing members of Lord Frieza's regime, and Prince Vegeta is next on their list...
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Crime - Chapters: 49 - Words: 273,210 - Reviews: 737 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 9/16 - Published: 12/5/2013 - Goku, Bulma, Trunks, Vegeta
The Timeless Value of a Mended Friend by Green Tea Bubbles reviews
A twist on the usual Team 7 time travel. All three are granted a second chance, back as babies in the same timeline. Except none of them know that the others are back too and all three have different plans for the future. Sakura wants to prevent a war. Sasuke wants to start one. And Naruto? He just wants Team 7 back, and maybe he'll even save Konoha in the process.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 136,450 - Reviews: 508 - Favs: 669 - Follows: 871 - Updated: 9/8 - Published: 10/19/2014 - Team Seven
Red Son by Super Vegetarott reviews
The Red Ribbon Army, the most feared and capable military unit in the world, saw a crushing defeat at the hands of Son Goku during his Dragon Ball escapades. Soon after, Dr. Gero was the last surviving remnant of the army and swore vengeance on the child for taking away all that he'd known. But what of a world where Son Goku was not the RRA's downfall... but its greatest asset?
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,702 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 9/7 - Published: 1/25/2014 - Goku, Bulma, Dr. Gero, Tao
Konoha's Dream Team by ZenoNoKyuubi reviews
Naruto of the Mokuton; heir to the Senju; natural powerhouse; charismatic leader, and Sasuke of the Sharingan; Uchiha survivor; prodigy; genius. Brothers in all but blood, the 'Unbeatable Duo.' Sometimes, all it takes is a single light to bring you out of the darkness. Finding support in each other, these two will take the Elemental Countries by storm! Good!Sasuke! Naru/Ino later
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 138,603 - Reviews: 723 - Favs: 2,468 - Follows: 2,749 - Updated: 8/25 - Published: 8/8/2014 - Naruto U., Ino Y., Team Seven
Bulma's Very Bad Day by Vintage Taylor reviews
"Aliens are just a thing of fiction. They're suppose to be green, mutated freaks - like in those sci-fi films where a drunken redneck always ends up hallucinating. Not a giant baldy, a rude man with extremely long hair , one with kind eyes, and a short, spiky-haired piece of work..Who won't stop staring at me!" Maybe gathering the DBs won't be so easy after all.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,305 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 8/12 - Published: 3/22 - Goku, Bulma, Vegeta
Jaco Meets Goku by Gabygoo reviews
After the events of Resurrection 'F', Tights contacts Jaco, explaining there's something he needs to know before he leaves the planet. (Spoilers for Jaco the Galactic Patrolman and Resurrection 'F') (One-Shot)
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,967 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/9
Bringer of Peace by Dreaming of the Moon reviews
He gave them peace, but they craved war. He gave them knowledge, and they used it to kill. He gave them understanding, and they corrupted it. This war-torn, shinobi world was not his legacy. The Child of Prophecy was born. And the Rikudo Sennin was back. It is time to change the world, again.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Spiritual - Chapters: 12 - Words: 79,238 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 1,385 - Follows: 1,396 - Updated: 8/2 - Published: 11/6/2014 - Naruto U., Neji H., Itachi U.
Visions by FireStorm1991 reviews
Bardock was not the only one who had visions of Frieza. Little Vegeta had the visions as well. Escaping to Earth, his visions lead him to meeting a young girl. Could she be the key to helping him take down a ruthless tyrant?
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,528 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 7/24 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Bulma, Vegeta
The Last Will by mychakk reviews
What if Grandpa Gohan's last will was for Goku to leave the Forest and live with other people? How would it affect the search of the Dragon Balls? And will Earth have more defenders? A What-if rewrite of the original DB(Z) series.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,968 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 7/19 - Published: 7/20/2014 - [Goku, Chi-Chi] Bulma, Krillin
Branches by To Mockingbird reviews
Kakashi falls off a tree and lands in a different world. Literally. Now he's in a dimension where nothing makes sense—but he's used to that. Kakashi plans to wreak as much havoc as he can and find his way home . . . if he can.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,822 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 1,473 - Follows: 1,760 - Updated: 6/25 - Published: 8/19/2014 - Naruto U., Itachi U., Kakashi H., Minato N.
Future that Almost Was by HeroR reviews
On August 764, Frieza and his father arrived on Earth seeking revenge against the Super Saiyan. When they arrived, they are killed by Trunks. That is the history we have come to know. However, this isn't that story. This is a story of the original timeline. Of the future that should have been.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 90,393 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 5/20 - Published: 2/11 - Goku, Gohan, Bulma, M. Trunks - Complete
A Dream Hastened by Solvdrage reviews
Danzo and his agents seek to subtly gain control of Konoha. Uzumaki Naruto's role in single-handedly defeating a fully-realized Bijū has made him a celebrity. The former pariah is now the Leaf's biggest hero. It is a perfect opportunity to create a puppet Hokage. The plan is nearly foolproof, except for one critical flaw: they underestimated Uzumaki Naruto! 5th-Hokage!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 25,761 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 1,109 - Follows: 1,339 - Updated: 4/2 - Published: 12/29/2014 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] Jiraiya, Danzō S.
Pride, Honour and Vengeance by DiscoStu09 reviews
AU: In one universe, Goku turned into a Super Saiyan against the tyrant, Frieza. In other universes, it was Vegeta, and in others it was Raditz. In this universe, Guru interferes with the Earthlings wishes, and has Kami brought to Namek alongside Piccolo. See how the universe changes when it is a Super Namekian that fights Frieza instead of a Super Saiyan. Indefinite Hiatus!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,607 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 3/28 - Published: 3/23 - Goku, Piccolo, Vegeta, Frieza
Crossroad 2 by Superman in Trousers reviews
When Bulma left Roshi on the beach after indulging him in exchange for his Dragon Ball, she thought she'd never see the old hermit ever again. Little did she know that by agreeing to the pervert's demands, she awakened a spark within him that will be felt by many – including her and her mother! Sequel to Crossroad.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,875 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/10 - Mrs. Brief, Master Roshi, Bulma - Complete
Vegeta's Decision by MissGenocide reviews
What if Vegeta refused Semi-Cell's babbling about his Perfect Form and he wasn't able to tranform because Vegeta killed him? What would Vegeta do then? Will he return to his evil ways or is the love of Bulma be enough to stop him? You shall see. Vegeta and M. Trunks and BxV FanFic Please R&R! Image From: /tagged/trunks sword (PS, I own nothing! DBZ Universe goes to Akira Toriyama)
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,628 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/7 - Published: 2/21/2013 - Bulma, Vegeta, M. Trunks
Do Over by Kyogre reviews
Naruto and Kurama accidentally end up in the past, on the day of Naruto's birth, and are forced to live their lives all over again. They make the best of it, to everyone else's extreme confusion. (Alive Minato and Kushina, humor.)
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,823 - Reviews: 1088 - Favs: 5,152 - Follows: 2,637 - Updated: 10/7/2014 - Published: 8/27/2014 - Naruto U., Minato N., Kyuubi/Kurama, Kushina U. - Complete
Death Note: The Yuri by shanejayell reviews
MISS Light Yagami finds a Death Note belonging to the shinigami Rukia....
Crossover - Bleach & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,044 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/7/2010 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Rukia K., Light Y.
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One Hit Kill reviews
"Jaune, do you... know what Aura is?" In truth, Jaune didn't have a clue. But when Pyrrha unlocked his Aura for the very first time, he felt invincible, like he could destroy anyone with just a single blow. The tale of a Jaune Arc from another universe, shortly after discovering his incredible Semblance, and the effects of this terrifying new power on Remnant.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,774 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 29 - Published: 9/17/2014
Seven Days Nowhere reviews
"Ruby," her late uncle had said, "Pandora isn't all giant rock formations and deserts. And he'd told the truth. Pandora was the 'museum' of giant rock formations and deserts.
Crossover - RWBY & Borderlands - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,852 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/11/2014 - Published: 9/2/2014 - Marcus K., Weiss Schnee, Blake Belladonna
Glorious reviews
Tori wakes up to a little surprise. Inspired by iPoke.
Victorious - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,939 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 1/7/2014 - Published: 10/3/2012 - Tori V.
Xbox All-Stars Battle Royale reviews
Forty people, drawn by a force they can't possibly understand, each motivated to fight until there are no opponents left standing. A look at an Xbox version of Playstation All-Stars with some creative tweaking and a light amount of prose. Featuring an iconic cast of characters from games old and new.
PlayStation All-Stars Battle Royale - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/16/2013
Five Days Nowhere reviews
For all his years as a tour guide in the craziest hellhole in the known galaxy, gentleman weapons dealer Marcus Kincaid was at a loss. Four teenage girls stood at his bus stop. They'd called ahead for transport to Fyrestone, a place that only rookie treasure hunters headed for.
Crossover - Borderlands & RWBY - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,793 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 36 - Published: 12/6/2013 - Ruby Rose, Weiss Schnee, Blake Belladonna, Yang Xiao Long
RWBY vs Resident Evil 6 reviews
Team RWBY is sent to a parallel universe, a world without Dust or the Grimm. In this world, mankind has created their own terrors: the BOW, monsters of science. And they can't leave until they've fixed EVERYTHING.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,504 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/8/2013 - Ruby Rose, Weiss Schnee, Blake Belladonna, Yang Xiao Long
Jessi XX reviews
She is believed to be the female counterpart to Kyle, the project before her. Where Kyle is 781227, Jessi is 781228.
Kyle XY - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/3/2007 - Published: 8/13/2007
Nights: Into Dreams reviews
If a night's session ends badly, then it's a dream. But if it goes the wrong way, then it's a nightmare. A place called Nightopia, and a place called Nightmare.
NiGHTS - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,194 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/19/2007 - Published: 8/18/2007
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