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- Sage of the Six Paths
- Minato Namikaze
Nagato / Pain
- Itachi Uchiha
Kyuubi no Youko
- Sixth and Seventh Jinchuuriki
You know you live in 2008 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen name or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.
Forty- Six laws of Anime:
Originally compiled and edited by Darrin Bright and Ryan Shellito
1. Law of Metaphysical Irregularity
2. Law of Differentiated Gravitation
3. Law of Sonic Amplification, First Law of Anime Acoustics
4. Law of Constant Thrust, First Law of Anime Motion
5. Law of Mechanical Mobility, Second Law of Anime Motion
6. Law of Temporal Variability
7. First Law of Temporal Mortality
8. Second Law of Temporal Mortality
9. Law of Dramatic Emphasis
10, Law of Dramatic Multiplicity
11. Law of Inherent Combustibility
12. Law of Phlogistatic Emission
13. Law of Energetic Emission
14. Law of Inverse Lethal Magnitude
15. Law of Inexhaustibility
16. Law of Inverse Accuracy
17. Law of Transient Romantic Unreliability
18. Law of Hemoglobin Capacity
19. Law of Demonic Consistency
20. Law of Militaristic Unreliability
21. Law of Tactical Unreliability
22. Law of Inconsequential Undetectability
23. Law of Juvenile Intellectuality
24. Law of Americanthropomorphism
25. Law of Mandibular Proportionality
26. Law of Feline Mutation
27. Law of Conservation of Firepower
28. Law of Technological User-Benevolence
29. Law of Melee Luminescence
30. Law of Non-anthropomorphic Antagonism
31. Law of Follicular Chroma Variability
32. Law of Follicular Permanence
33. Law of Topological Aerodynamics, First Law of Anime Aero-Dynamics
34. Law of Probable Attire
35. Law of Musical Omnipotence
36. Law of Quitupular Agglutination
37. Law of Extradimensional Capacitance
38. Law of Hydrostatic Emission
39. Law of Inverse Attraction
40. Law of Nasal Sanguination
41. Law of Xylolaceration
42. Law of Juvenile Omnipotence
43. Law of Quadrotriscadecophobia
44. Law of Nominative Clamovocation
45. Law of Uninterruptible Metamorphosis
46. Law of Flimsy Incognition
Here Are Some Quotes I Have Found Funny:
I'm one of those bad things that happen to good people.
How can I miss you if you won't go away?
Sorry if I looked interested. I'm not.
If we are what we eat, I'm fast, cheap and easy.
Nobody knows I'm not wearing underwear.
I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that a lot of people die of natural causes.
The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
Life is sexually transmitted.
You have the right to remain silent, so please shut up.
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, then who is the fool who said, "Quit while you're ahead!!" ??
Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
Get the last word in: Apologize.
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
Some people are like Slinkies . . . not really good for anything, yet you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.
As I lay in bed last night, looking up at the stars and the moon, I thought to myself, 'Where the hell is my ceiling?'
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
One day we'll look back at this moment, laugh nervously, then change the subject.
I assume full responsibility for my actions, except the ones that are someone else's fault.
Randomness is the base of conversation.
I will temporarily rule the world, forever.
You couldn't find water even if you fell out of a boat.
I'm going as a guy dressed up like a girl, who likes a guy.
He's a couple all by himself!
I'm not crazy I’m just ... well, I’m not crazy!
The proctologist called...they found your head.
Everyone has a photographic memory...some just don't have any film.
WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
Would you follow Jesus this close?
Never mess with a guy wearing make-up. They mean business.
It’s a control freak thing. I wouldn’t let you understand.
Friends are there to hear the song in my heart and clue me into it when my memory fails.
A university professor set an examination question in which he asked the difference between ignorance and apathy. The professor had to give an A+ to a student who answered: 'I don't know and I don't care.'
I have PMS and a gun. EXCUSE ME. You were saying?
I can go from chick to BITCH in 3.5 seconds!
It's been lovely, but I have to SCREAM now.
Warning: Trespassers will be shot
It's as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you.
It's tourist season, so why can't I shoot them?
Suicide is a way of telling God: 'You can't fire me, I QUIT!'
This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology and extreme violence.
You say you dislike me, but deep down, you know you hate me.
Sarcasm is just one more service I offer.
'Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit' as said by those incapable of its proper application and as such suffer from it a lot.
I hear voices, and they don't like you.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
If at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished.
This is not something to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown, with great force.
He's not dead; he's electroencephalographically challenged.
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
My imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems.
I like work. It fascinates me. I could sit and look at it forever.
The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.
Nobody makes a greater mistake than he who does nothing because he can only do little.
Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.
God has a cruel sense of humor.
I have no predjucis. I hate everyone equally.
You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you are all the same.
Strength is born in the deep silence of long-suffering hearts; not amid joy.
Age...a matter of feeling, not years.
We grow small trying to be great.
You are only what you are when no one is looking.
When you want to fool the world, tell the truth.
War does not determine who is right. It determines who is left.
We are not retreating...we are advicing in another direction.
My mother told me never to talk to strangers...I never talk to myself anymore.
I've always wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my enemy to go swimming.
Heaven kicked me out. Hell was afraid I'll take over.
How do you save your enemy from drowning? Take your foot off his/her head!
Never feel self-pity, the most destructive emotion there is. How awful to be caught up in the terrible squirrel cage of self.
Just because I'm a genius doesn't mean I'm required to have a lot of common sense. Or any, for that matter...
I'm bored. Run for your sanity.
I didn't deny it! I just didn't admit it!
Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.
Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't.
I love deadlines. I especially love the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
I just thought of something funny...your mother.
It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.
The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does not stop until you get into the office.
Many of us spend half our time wishing for things we could have if we didn't spend half our time wishing.
I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to me!
That which doesn't kill you...will probably try again.
There are two ways to argue with a woman. Neither one works.
I refuse to engage in an intellectual battle with an unarmed man.
Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door. ..
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.
There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved by a suitable application of high explosives.
Accept that some days you're the pigeon and some days you're the statue.
Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there the first time you need him, chances are you won't be needing him again.
I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines
The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes..
24 hours in a day ... 24 beers in a case ...coincidence?
Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.
When you come to a fork in the road, take it.
The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them.
"Graze on my lips; and if those hills be dry, stray lower where the pleasant fountains lie." - Shakespeare
A pretty girl can kiss a guy, a bird can kiss a butterfly, the rising sun can kiss the grass...but you, my friend can kiss my ass!
You called me a bitch. A bitch is a female dog, and dogs bark. Bark is found on trees. Trees are part of nature, and nature is beautiful, so I take that as a compliment.
Why don't the voices in my head include me in their conversation?
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?
-Gets dragged away by guys in unnaturally clean white shirts-
I have discovered the equation to go over the top in everything!
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while HARDWORK and KNOWLEDGE will get you close, and ATTITUDE will get you there, its really the BULLSHIT and the ASS KISSING that will put you over the top.
I have some questions...
Why do psychics have to ask for your name?
If a cow laughs does milk come out its nose?
If the opposite of pro is con, then, what's the opposite of progress?
If #2 pencils are so popular why are they still #2?
When the "Psychic Friends Network" went out of business, did they see it coming?
Why do we drive on the parkway and park in the driveway?
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself is it considered a hostage situation?
Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice?"
Why is the word abbreviation so long?
Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected?
Do coffins have lifetime guarantees?
If the sky is the limit, then is space over the limit?
Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?
Is "Cute as a button" supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute?!
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say "I think Ill squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"??
Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?
If electricity comes from electrons does morality come from morons?
If two wrongs don't make a right, why do two negatives make a positive?
Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate?
Isn't it ineteresting how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures'?
If a fork were made of gold would it still be considered silverware?
Why do companies offer you "free gifts" Since when has a gift NOT been free?
If a turtle doesnt have a shell is he homeless or naked?
Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?
If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done?
Whose cruel idea was it to put an S in the word Lisp?
Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
If you spin an oriental man in a circle three times does he become disoriented?
If vegetarians eat vegetables what do humanitarians eat?
Do they have reserved parking for non-handicapped people at the Special Olympics?
Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge would they call it Fed UP?
If quitters never win and winners never quit how can it be wise to: "Quit while you're ahead"?
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
Most mothers feed their babies with little spoons and forks What do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?!
Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them!?
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?
After eating do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water?
If olive oil comes from olives where does baby oil come from?
Why is it that when transporting stuff on a car its called a SHIPment, but if transporting stuff on a ship its called CARgo?
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