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Hey, this is me! (Or is it a random space bunny clone with superpowers?)
If you are bored and searching for a random, Teen Titan obsessed person's profile, then keep going. If you have the slightest scrap of sanity left, then RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!! RUN, RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN!! -maniacal laughter is heard, suddenly cut off by the sound of someone being hit over the head with a blunt object-
Sorry about that. I'm okay, really. Or am I?
WARNING: Author tends to interrupt thoughts (kinda like this) with parenthesis A LOT!!
Uh... a little about me:
Name: IamtotallyKewlio. But I have a lot of nicknames. I've been called: Rose, Hitler, Moe, Shooter (as in basketball, not Shooter as in "Shoot 'er!"), Mom (this actually has a funny story behind it. PM me if you wanna hear it. Same goes for Hitler.), Mindy, Muffin Man, McNoodle (my mom.), The heart breaker hottie, SJB's Evil twin, and... I think that's all of them that don't involve my real name. I recently had two additions to the Nickname Wall of Fame: Godzilla (Jumped off of something and made the ground shake) and BumbleBee (like from Transformers :D). SJB's dad calls me Troublemaker. SJB called me Sylar (from Heroes), because apparently I look like him when I wear a baseball cap. GunShow7 (my little bro) has started calling me Squeaky McNot-so-quiet... It's not my fault my boots squeak!!
Where I live: in a little padded room at the Place For Happy People.
Age: dunno. A bigger number than my shoe size... but then, I can't think of anyone who's 9 1/2 wide... Sometimes I act like a three year old (shut up, SJB), but I can also fool people into thinking I'm older than I am by acting really mature (I said shut up).
Height: a certian one. I could be taller than you, but maybe I'm not.
Eye color: no one knows, 'cause I'm a vigilante crime-fighter-y person who wears this sweet mask like Robin's... only more kewlio.
Hair color: the color of my hair.
Gender: that's for me to know and for you to lose hours of sleep trying to figure out.
Religion: I am a Lutheran (Christian) and proud of it.
Favs: I like stuff, Teen Titans, writing, doing fun stuffs with my friends (YES I HAVE FRIENDS! ...some of them just aren't real, or that's what my psychiatrist says) and... that pretty much covers it. Oh! I like heights and the dark, plus bugs and just about anything that is creepy or crawly.
Pairings: Well, everyone else puts this in their profiles, so here it goes: I tend to prefer Robin and Starfire and Beast Boy and Raven (I try my hardest not to write the word BBRae. To see why, underline the middle three letters. Subliminal messaging, anyone?). However, there are some exceptions to that rule. Take, for instance, Seraephina's stories. She has a crazy knack for getting me to read (and enjoy) a RobRae (There's that word again! Gah! It must be Raven's fault...) without my consent. She's amazing that way.
Terra... is sort of an interesting topic. Personally, I prefer break-ups or possibly AUs when it comes to Terra. Sorry, Terra-fans, but she's a statue. Or, if you think about her in "Things Change," she's a high schooler who's more interested in Geometery than a famous super hero.
If you're bored and looking for something to do, PM me! I should answer within a day or so (generally a few hours).
I'm having fun right now, picturing the look on the face of the poor sap that's reading this. I have an overactive imagination, and I'm really scary when I'm mad... or hyper, for that matter. I have been asked if I'm bi-polar (to which I said "NO, (s)he's not!! Yes, yes I am.). I think I'm slightly schizophrenic.
Oh! If you're on my fav authors/stories and are wondering why I don't have you on author/story alert, the reason is I feel that it's more fun to go on FF.net and be like "Dude! They updated! Schweet. :D"
Interesting (or boring, depends on your outlook on life) facts about me:
I am the second oldest out of five kids. My sibs are known as Mr. Awesomazing (he made that word up, so don't use it without permission), Gun Show, Colter-bug, and Chatterbox. (Hey, SJB, see if you can guess who's who!) I am known under many aliases, most of which were listed above.
I have three close friends, SJB (a.k.a. TeSsA-MaRkOv), Pink Princess, and Plunger girl.
I love getting reviews! (Hint, hint.)
I think I can safely say I don't hate anyone.
Country music is my favorite genre, although I love all kinds of music. One of my favorite non-country songs is Hate is a Strong Word (But I Really, Really, Really Don't Like You). If you have a favorite song, PM me and tell me the name, I'll try and find it online. This is one way I stay open to different genres.
I think I'm obsessed with fanfiction.net. I mostly read Teen Titans stories (man, that was a cool show), but I like a lot of cartoons. I'll probably read just about anything, though, so long as there is NO sexual content and limited swearing.
I am probably the most innocent (as in not perverted) person I know. SJB can attest to this.
I don't "do it" (part of my religion and morals), and am waiting for a ring on my finger.
I have strong beliefs, but am very good at seeing others' point of view, so if you think I'm wrong, point it out!
I have a homo-sexual cousin, as well as a mentally impaired cousin, and do not hate either of them. I am morally and religiously against being homo-sexual, but do not hate anyone who is. There is nothing wrong with being mentally impaired.
Despite how serious any of that may have sounded, I'm really not the kind of person who's ultra-serious all the time. I'm only like that when I need to be. Normally, I'm an insane, laughing, joke-cracking, all around nice person.
I love superheroes. Go on, ask me a fact. I dare you.
Ultra Weird Copy Things that I Deleted About Half Of:
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny Me, I will deny you in front of My Father in the gates of Heaven.
A friend will visit you in jail, and tell you that what you did is wrong. A good friend will bail you out of jail, and scold you for what you did, but laugh with you about it later. But a best friend will be sitting next to you in jail, saying, "That was so awsome! Let's do it again!" (Hey SJB (and a few others I could mention. You know who you are!) You better be sitting next to me!)
I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I'm surrounded by these angels, but I call them my best friends.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, imfromjupiter, spam29rice, IamtotallyKewlio.
If you like these 'copy' things, and you think they're funny, copy this into your profile.
98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot or marijuana. If you are one of the two percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile.
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Did you know...?
7 percent of Americans believe that Elvis is still alive.
In the Roman Coliseum, the feeding of Christians to the lions was considered a "half-time show" and was preformed at midday so people could go home and have lunch without missing anything exciting.
It is said to be impossible to lick your elbow.
After reading the above statement, 75 percent of the people who read it will try to lick their elbows.
Tigers have striped skin, not just fur.
Cats cannot move their jaws from side to side, only up and down.
E equals mc squared is an actual equation.
Stewardesses is the longest word you can type with your left hand (with your hands in correct typing position).
Colorblindness is more common in men.
The average sneeze is 99 mph.
Quotes! Mua, ha, ha! (Ahem. Sorry.)
Come to the dark side. We have cookies! (I have no idea where this came from)
The average American attention span is that of a ferret on a double expresso. (Dunno, don't ask)
I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up intellegence. There's one called brightness, but that doesn't work! (See two above)
Jazz: You wanna piece of me?! You wanna piece!?
Uncle Ben: (screws in a light bulb) The LORD said let there be light, and viola, there was light. 40 soft-glowin' watts of it.
King Arthur: What is your name?
Cyborg: But...how am I supposed to beat Billy without the Max-7? I could barely keep up with him before.
Raven: Evil beware; we have waffles.
Cyborg: We've got a pinata shaped like Beast Boy. You know you wanna smack it!
Robin: Can't be any creepier than that documentary on hot dogs that Starfire made us watch.
Beast Boy: HELLO?! Isn't it obvious? The movie's curse! Watching it opened a portal into another dimension! The monster came through the portal, and now it's gonna hunt us down and eat us! And I'm probably delicious!!
Cyborg: (yawning) Sunrise. Time for bed.
Jamie: I don't think our death ray is working. I'm standing right in it, and I'm not dead yet.
Tory: He's gonna die; but it's gonna look great!
Scottie: Maybe it's a myth that Methane is flammable?
Falconi: Ignorance is bliss. Don't burden yourself with the secrets of scary people.
Lex: What did my dad always say to me, Kitty?
Albedo: ...Until that day, BRING ME CHILI FRIES!!
Akima: What are you going to call it?