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Bella's dess for An Angel Shoudnt Cry - http:///d/fashion/1/7/X/e/2/reddress.jpg

For Changes: Unfortunately, since the picture's from Bella's, Alice's and Rosalie's dresses were from the store that sold them, they weren't working because the store no longer sells them, but here are some that I imagine they would like to wear.
Bella's dress: http:///weddings/images/dress2.jpg
Alice's dress: http:///2010/01/wedding-dress-dk.jpg
Rosalie's dress: http:///images/blog/posts/2009/07/31/pnina-tornai.jpg

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

if there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've met your not-blood related twin (in resemblance or personality), copy and paste this in your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

~pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer.

If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, and the people who kill the animals and don't use the meat, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with Twilight that whenever you hear thunder you think of vampires playing baseball. Copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever tried blocking your thoughts about how georgous Edward Cullen is because you don't want said georgous Edward Cullen to hear, copy and paste this into your profile

Emmet Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1916

Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843

Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901

Rosalie Hale: Better Than You since 1916

Edward Cullen: Hotter and Spicier Than You since 1901

Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

Guys should be like lattes - rich, strong, and hot

Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit! (Carlisle!)

Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

YOUTUBE myspace and I'll Google your YAHOO

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse.'

Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile

If you truely believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile

If you think the semi-colon is completely useless, stupid, annoying and plotting to destroy the English language as we know it, put this in your pro!

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've reread TWILIGHT over four times...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

This is a really cute, true poem.

are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying, copy and past this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile.

if you've ever walked into a wall before copy this into your profile.

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Forbidden Fruit by Taters7 reviews
Bella Swan mother Died when Bella was just 2 years old. Now living with a father that beats her and having a crush or maybe even in love with her English teacher Edward Cullen Bella dosnt know what to do, What will her teacher do to help her. All human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 29,856 - Reviews: 1224 - Favs: 756 - Follows: 424 - Updated: 6/27/2014 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Three of a Kind by ShockedUp06 reviews
B/Em/E have been friends forever. Now 21, Bella hasn't seen the guys since they all left for college. Bella is convinced before summer school starts to take a week long vacation with her two favorite boys. 2 horny guys, 1 Bella? FOLLOWUP NOW POSTED!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,651 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 1,145 - Follows: 550 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Bella, Edward
Officer Goodbody by Kambria Rain reviews
Fresh out of rehab, Nessie decides to reconnect with her big sister Bella. Staying out of trouble isn’t so easy, especially with a cop living next door. Companion piece to Bella Swan: Kidnapper. The missing moments of Jake and Nessie.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,572 - Reviews: 2028 - Favs: 2,293 - Follows: 642 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Can't Stop Loving You by Angelznight3000 reviews
At six, they loved each other, but were split apart. Several years have gone by, each balancing life and its problems, until Bella comes back to Forks. Can they ever pick up where they left off, or have they grown up and apart? All human. Please review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 32 - Words: 112,546 - Reviews: 1133 - Favs: 650 - Follows: 620 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Edward, Bella
Physical Attraction by perfectsmuttyvampire reviews
Edward brings home his new girlfriend Bella to meet his adopted father Carlisle - and instantly, sparks start to fly. THREESOME AU. ALL HUMAN.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,460 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 130 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
It's Fun to Stay at the YMCA by Emma Hardy reviews
Edward is a personal trainer at the Y, and Bella is trying desperately to fit into the designer jeans Alice gave her. What will happen when Jasper recommends him to her? LEMONADE! B/E...seriously, SUCH sour lemonade, kids. READ AND REVIEW!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,875 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 34 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Womanizer by mywolfmoon reviews
Based off the music video Womanizer.Edward, Jasper, and Emmett are the head players and sports captains.Rose, Bella, and Alice are the new beauties.Will they play the players or get played themselves?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,382 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 11/26/2008
For love or Wealth? by bellaklutz2010 reviews
Isabella is a woman of high society. Her father has just died leaving her family penniless. Bella is to marry rich in order to save her family, but what happens when Edward Cullen, the stable boy, captures hear heart. Inspired partially by "The Luxe".
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 37,295 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 10/22/2008 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Bella - Complete
A Cullen Christmas Tale by NealansGirl reviews
Basically, I Twilightified a bunch of Christmas songs! Reviews and Requests welcome!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 1,780 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/16/2008 - Published: 6/24/2007
Do Doctors Still Make House Calls? by lil'miss whitlock reviews
Written for Jayeliwood's Sexy Edward Contest! Bella's hurt herself again, will the doctor be able to make her feel better?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,704 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 10/9/2008 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A World Without Sound by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
AU, BxE. My name is Bella Swan; good at sign language and karate. My best friend is deaf, and you know what? It doesn't matter. Won twice at Twilight Awards, and has been nominated more. Please review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,849 - Reviews: 7812 - Favs: 9,891 - Follows: 2,836 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
What you left behind by Noelle26 reviews
Bella and Edward were high school sweethearts but three years ago, she broke up with him and now Edward is back in town. will he find out the truth behind Bella breaking his heart? AU All human BxE Please R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,469 - Reviews: 760 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 634 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
Exceptions by Xo.Simply.Jasmine.oX reviews
FOR JAYELIWOOD'S SEXY EDWARD CONTEST- Edward is a pediatrician, but will he make an exception fo his wife? OF COURSE! smutty and lemony,enjoy! Doctor Edward and Patient Bella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,511 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/25/2008 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Extracurricular Activities by Liz4 reviews
For Fallenfate's High School Challenge. E/B Lemony Goodness. AU/All human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,941 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 62 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
What's sexier than a mechanic? by sprockett reviews
Bella's truck has broken down, and she needs some help from the local sexy mechanic. Written for Jayeliwood's Sexy Edward contest! Mechanic Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,919 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 34 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Teach Me by DelilahTCullen reviews
My entry for Jayeliwood's sexy Edward contest! Bella is 19 and wants to learn how to play the piano. When she meets her new teacher, he seems familiar...and he's extremely Se-xy! ONE-SHOT
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,927 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Complete
Prom Night Algebra by Jude Mackenzie reviews
After a decade of being married, Alice forces Bella and Edward into reliving a former experience: school prom. For Jayeliwood’s Sexy Eddie Contest! Edward in and out? of a tux…
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,056 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Complete
It's Time by thesecretlover86 reviews
Edward decides it is time for Bella to meet his parents. All Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,962 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Romeo and Juliet: Retold by Pesky kitten reviews
Instead of the Montagues vs. the Capulets, what if it were the Cullens vs. the Swans? Would our new lovers have the same fatal ending? Or would the twists of fate turn out differently?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,606 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 8/2/2008 - Published: 1/22/2007
A Heart's Savior by newfoundlove reviews
AU/Human. A blustery night in Chicago, Bella was saved from an attack by a handsome stranger, a stranger with his own issues, a broken heart. Can Bella take down the walls he so expertly crafted? BxE, RxE, JxA. Rated M for sexual themes and strong lang.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 62,446 - Reviews: 1420 - Favs: 4,169 - Follows: 972 - Updated: 7/11/2008 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Complete
My Miracle, My Angel by l'heure bleue reviews
My name is Bella Swan, and I'm pregnant. My fiancé is overprotective, and won't even let me walk up the stairs alone. So what could possibly go wrong? Mood swings, cravings and name games, to name a few. — WINNER of 4 Twilight Awards! WRITTEN BEFORE BD!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 100,422 - Reviews: 3608 - Favs: 2,894 - Follows: 934 - Updated: 5/28/2008 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Endlessly by Dumbledoor reviews
ALL HUMAN ONESHOT Edward and Bella first meet at church.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,752 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/13/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ode to a Fanpire by Stark Raving Lolly reviews
From Disney's "The Little Mermaid," to the tune of PART OF YOUR WORLD... This song is written for every girl and boy who has fallen head over hooters in love with Edward "Sex" Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 415 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Complete
Photos by Obsessive Vampire Stalker reviews
but the guy wasn’t the one who caught my attention it was the girl, it wasn’t because she was amazingly beautiful like the others it was because she was she looked somewhat familiar, wait take that back she looked exactly like…well ME!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,133 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 4/20/2008 - Published: 7/17/2007
Ordinary Pass By by PrettyKittyh2o reviews
Edward Cullen, and Isabella Swan, theirs fates have been set. Tis time for these two unexpecting hearts to meet. After one day, on a bench, these two lives will be forever entwined. Both 25 yrs old. Its just another ordinary Pass by.Plz R&R! Thx!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,287 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/31/2008 - Published: 12/16/2007
Dawning Light by FairyVampire reviews
Edward, ALice and Emmett are vampires who just moved to Forks, while Bella, Rosalie and Jasper are human and have lived there all their life. what happens when the six meet and start to fall in love? AxJ BxE RxEm
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 30,410 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 3/29/2008 - Published: 12/7/2007
From when we were young by MischievousBookWorm1993 reviews
Bella and Edward were friends from when they were born. They were each others first kiss, first time and first love. This story starts from when Bella was born right through Edward and Bella's life of growing up together. Please Review. Rated M - Future.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,841 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 3/16/2008 - Published: 3/9/2008
Dreams Do Come True by Jexena reviews
Post New Moon. Bella finally decides that she will marry Edward. Now find out their true feelings about why they have done all the things that seemed to keep them from achieving their true desires. ExB , Graduation, Wedding, Transformation, Freedom
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 25 - Words: 70,744 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 12/25/2007 - Published: 4/27/2007 - Complete
I Don't Trust Myself With Loving You by kirstie23 reviews
Through the wonderful use of Myspace, Bella, living in Florida and Edward, living in Forks, become the best of friends. Once she moves to Forks things change and Bella knows her life will never be the same. Feelgood romantic story. ALL HUMAN.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,506 - Reviews: 532 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 12/22/2007 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Complete
My Personal Valentine by ronOReds reviews
Forks High is running a special Personal Ad column in their newspaper! Can Bella, Alice, and Rosalie find their special someone in time for Valentines Day! ExB, AxJ, EmxR
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,085 - Reviews: 1275 - Favs: 1,706 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 12/10/2007 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Complete
Maybe Never, Maybe Forever by CrystalColored reviews
Remember the first chapter occurs before Bella has figured out Edward is a vampire. Note: I do not own these characters. I focused out to look at the face, it was Edward Cullen. A scream ripped through the air, I was vaguely aware that it was mine.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,090 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 6/21/2007
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Betrayals reviews
AU All Human. A drunk Edward accidentally cheats on Bella. Now he has to deal with the consequences - all of them. Please Read and Review! Rated T for safety.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,315 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 6/23/2010 - Published: 7/6/2008
Reappearances reviews
Sequel to Changes. Please read that one first. This is Emma's story, how she deals with her brother's death. But who is this new beautiful girl who seems to hate her already? Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,106 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/18/2009 - Published: 6/23/2008
Changes reviews
All human. Nobody is related except for Alice and Emmett. Rosalie and Edward and Alice and Emmett all transfer. Bella is antisocial and Jasper is a vampire. All get togather and change dramatically. Now Complete! Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 39,221 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 6/18/2008 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Complete
An Angel Shouldn't Cry reviews
Companion story to Changes. You don't need to read that one though. Rated M for Lemon. One-shot. Please read and review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,889 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Complete
Karaoke with the Cullens reviews
On a boring day in Forks, what will Alice come up with to spice up the fun? Karaoke, of course. Please R&R. Flames accepted and appreciated. Rated T just in case. My first Fanfic.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,000 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Complete