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For Changes: Unfortunately, since the picture's from Bella's, Alice's and Rosalie's dresses were from the store that sold them, they weren't working because the store no longer sells them, but here are some that I imagine they would like to wear.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile
if there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've met your not-blood related twin (in resemblance or personality), copy and paste this in your profile.
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.
~pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer.
If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, and the people who kill the animals and don't use the meat, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with Twilight that whenever you hear thunder you think of vampires playing baseball. Copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever tried blocking your thoughts about how georgous Edward Cullen is because you don't want said georgous Edward Cullen to hear, copy and paste this into your profile
Emmet Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1916
Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843
Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901
Rosalie Hale: Better Than You since 1916
Edward Cullen: Hotter and Spicier Than You since 1901
Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
Guys should be like lattes - rich, strong, and hot
Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit! (Carlisle!)
Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up.
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
YOUTUBE myspace and I'll Google your YAHOO
Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.
What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought
You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!
Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder
When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.
I don't obsess! I think intensely.
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people
If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile
If you truely believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile
If you think the semi-colon is completely useless, stupid, annoying and plotting to destroy the English language as we know it, put this in your pro!
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've reread TWILIGHT over four times...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.
This is a really cute, true poem.
If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying, copy and past this into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile.
if you've ever walked into a wall before copy this into your profile.